#I’m fast as fuck boi
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The hunter becomes The hunted.
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#I’m fast as fuck boi#midnight zoomies be hitting different#lmk#lmk oc#oc#lego monkey kid#lego monkey kid oc#lego monkey king#lmk monkey king#lmk monkie kid#original character#lmk meilai#meilai#oc art#my own art#lmk erlang#lego monkie kid erlang#erlang#erlang shen#she most likely learned this wukong#she is a menace to society
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Sorry for looking dead, but I almost thew up on this 5k 🥲 but hey I made it!!! My time was 38:34 which is a second slower than my old one, but I would have beaten it if a damn train didn’t drive though the rout and taken like a minute!! But I can feel myself getting stronger and more fit!!! 🏃🏻♂️💨🥇☝🏼
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YAYYY MY NIGGA VREECE IS FINALLY OUT HIS ROOM AND AWAY FROM FUCKIN SCREEN 😈 ⚡️ plz like, comment and share
#character design#graphic design#art on tumblr#tumblr art#digital aritst#digital artwork#characters#digital illustration#like comment share#graphic art#fast#speedster#flash#stickmen#I’m fast as fuck boi#sonic the hedgehog#introvert#gamer#artist support#centre gods#character art#original character#comic books#my draws#anime and manga#my art#artists on tumblr#project#edgy aesthetic#emo
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MY BOI NOW
MUAHAHHAHA
ok I’m just gonna-
*steals Mikey and runs away*
How dare-
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Daniel scooting through the pit lane | 2024 F1 Monaco Grand Prix: Saturday
#if nothing else this weekend has given us some top tier scootering content#daniel ricciardo#dr3#monaco 2024#I’m fast as fuck boy#is all that is going through my head
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Atp it’s gotta be something abt me
#why do I only ever get the guys who send mixed signals#why can’t I get a boy who actually seeks me out#also it would be fine if these guys didn’t get me to care about them#but to make me care#and then make me feel like you never liked me at all?????#what the genuine fuck#I mean atp it’s gotta be something up with my attachment style#or the type of guys I go after#I don’t know anymore#but what an asshole move#to switch up so drastically and so fast#and how dare a BOY!!! a MAN!!!! make me feel so stupid???? I’m not stupid#it’s so over
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Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee
dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.
jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3
#i had a couple different ideas for poems that were taken by the time i could go deranged for a couple hours to make this but as I looked#i was like WAIT NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE JASON ROBERTSON YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY TEXAS CAM and had to do it. also was STRUCK with the#sudden immaculate vision of the Dallas D as part of terfenol-D and could not get it out & robo is the most dance! person i know on the team#liv in the replies#dallas stars#jason robertson#nhl periodic table poems#guys i am plagued with visions and no execution skills!! every day i come here and learn one new skill on GIMP the way god intended!!!#today it was emboss. also cannot claim any credit for the pulse to the magnetic beat photo which is so cool that was one where i had a#couple and was like maybe i can do like crayon shockwaves like the art process video kasper showed? and then found that picture and was#like thank you lord stanley for knowing my limitations. thank you for your understanding in this moment it was a trial enough to make#expand contract dance and one would THINK i would have fucking learned from the claude animorphs tragedy!! i did not. but i did use the#shear tool and 3D rotate so at least if we’re animorphing it’s SLIGHTLY better. anyway me frantically doing this like WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT#WAIT FOR ME YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST i keep seeing all of these and just spinning around in circles until i get dizzy & fall down I’m so happy#the drive folder for this is just called joy!!!!! because joy this is such a cool idea but now because it brings me so much joy#i just saw the Travis dermott one and burst into tears super normal AND someone did exactly what i wanted with hydrogen which was the water#the ice!!!!! it’s so perfect!!! and cody ofc did silver lord stanley. like does it ever make you cry how beautiful & creative everyone is?#anyway if you see me post and delete this and then update it or change it no you didn’t it’s fine. but i wanted to be included#if i could make the dysprosium letters not have a white background i would I simply could not fuck with it at 1AM. we are hitting send#it may not look like it but i queue#pretend i spoke at length about the reasons why i picked all the pictures & the element just know that it’s there inside my brain u can ask#GUYS I TAKE IT ALL BACK I SAW NEONFRETRA’S ISOTOPES AND I COULD MAKE THE EDITS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE THERE!! ISOTOPES!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!#get ready for the edits then. dylan magnesium my beloved child of stars who can never return… like i wish i could say anyone else but it’s#i KNOW number nineteens bismuth don’t make me Google how many years nolan played hockey but also there’s ej for stable so.. also half-life#actinium claude giroux my beloved… when i saw there already was a claude i thought maybe Brady too for that#I don’t know how but flerovium doubled magic is percolating in my brain as was promethium bad boy because I was like hmmm. tyler. but#couldn’t commit and THEN SOMEONE DID BAD BAD LEROY BROWN TYLER BERTUZZI TO PROMETHIUM AND BESTIE I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH!!! with cons#anyway shane wright germanium with juraj slafkovský but showing him very obviously not missing it. if jack eichel was not an asshole#the narratives WOULD be narrativing. you could argue for a sidovi here with the calder cup and potentially a best friend stealing narrative#(the most recent is cam yorke’s acquisition of jamie d from trevor zegras which would then require a yorkie one for silicon the other side)
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the steddie fics where steve is embarrassingly air-headed and has no clue what bisexuality is even though his best friend is a lesbian are so funny to me (in a bad way). it’s like what’s another way that we can mercilessly infantilize him and make eddie munson (pathetic clueless loser) guide him and navigate the relationship as if steve hasn’t been in many relationships himself?
#like sorry eddie would absolutely fucking not be the suave flirter u all seem to think he is#i do understand why this happens though lmao. it’s either blatant gay fetishism or cheap comedic value#OR the usual: showing off how little they understand steve as a character and how they’ve fallen for the duffers trap of steve being stupid#like make him a little dumb like he canonically is whatever. but he’s not that much of a fucking idiot#the whole “liking boys AND girls is a thing????🥺🥺” makes me click off so fast. what the fuck is that#he’s not 2 fucking years old and the 80s weren’t a billion years ago Lmfao.#and AGAIN: his best friend is a lesbian!!!!!!!! do u think they don’t speak to each other????#they obviously talk about gay shit together their first scene together in s4 is them talking about the idea of vickie liking BOTH! he KNOWS!#ok sorry for writing an essay in the tags I’m annoyed#steve harrington#stranger things#steddie
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Enemy fellatio’d
#don’t ask me how I was playing for the other 2/3s of his health bar this clip is definitely indicative of the whole attempt okay#I’m very much Not Good at Elden ring but this was soooooo satisfying I actually quite like the bell bearing hunter’s moveset#I just wish he didn’t hit like a goddamn TRUCK like that sword throw does WAY too much damage for how fast it comes out and combos#I understand the desire to punish panic dodges but please ease up a little I was so clenched this whole time 😭😭😭#I keep telling boys to come fuck me whenever I play cuz I’ll punch their dicks off but apparently that’s not very appealing 🙄#tsuchi plays games
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I feel like people forget that not every queer person is gonna trigger someone’s “gaydar”
I’m a gay, aromantic, trans man. That’s a lot to pick up on, right?
The only time I’ve ever been recognized as queer without telling someone that I’m queer, was when I went by a less-than-average name. And even then, the person couldn’t tell which direction I was trans in. That is literally it
In everyone’s minds—unless told otherwise—I’m a straight, allo, cis woman
I love men. I love being a man. I do both non-romantically
All this to say, that “random straight person” at pride could just be “flying under your gaydar”
Or, more likely, your gaydar is based on stereotypes, but I don’t know if anyone’s ready for that conversation
#transgender#gay#aromantic#ughhhhhhh#it’s so annoying#people are genuinely surprised when I tell them that I’m queer#like#i’m a twink#100%. no denying that#but I dress more dark academia than anything else#I hate wearing makeup outside of costumes#and I’m incredibly shy AND introverted (conversation wears me out SO fast)#still a twink#still a skinny fucking gay boy who’s closer to pretty than handsome#… y’all do remember that twink is a body type right?
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Fast as fuck boiiii 🏃🏻♂️💨🥇☝🏼😎 Jkjk lol this was a super last minute 5k my family decided to run like a week before. I’m so out of shape and dehydrated from the holidays, and I haven’t been training at all so I almost threw up 😅 but I survived and got under 40:00!!! My goal is to get under 35:00 next race 😁
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This is silly because it’s such a nothing issue
But I hope I’m relevant enough in this fandom
#it’s such a non issue#I tried to make a long comic before but folded so fast#it was boys day out#I know the fandom loves love comics so that’s why I tried to make it#obviously it was mainly because I really wanted to see a comic like that but I figured this would make me someone noticeable and popular#but I never finished it#now I’m just making things I enjoy most instead of worrying to much about popularity#but I still sit here and wonder if I’m relevant enough for it#idk it’s such a non issue lmao I just woke up so feeling groggy#I’m still gonna make things that cater to me oh don’t fucking worry LMFAO#uh anyways back to the silly program#also if it wasn’t obvious it was the rise fandom lol#but at the same time I realize I don’t need major relevancy because I have my close friends in the fandom#moots included#as cheesy as it is they’re validation are all I need lol love them#ok that’s enough now I need to eat some food lol#might delete this later lol
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I am so bored and ive been meaning to find a way to harass you so consider this harassment ❤️❤️
This made me laugh until my side hurt. Great job 10/10 no notes
#seriously max wtf I know you’re funny but when did you get HILARIOUS?!?!#I was sitting there enjoying some tea and bam you hit me with this & I swear I laughed until my face hurt haha#these are so true#I feel so exposed with my server name being not the author hahaha#I keep forgetting I’m not the author haha#I’m actually writing so much DILF content next chapter I think y’all will explode#it’s seriously just dilfs and zukka#so like… fucking dream chapter#I swear middle aged men aren’t allowed to be this dramatic and this funny#anyway max I love that you made this#also I’m so interested how much people are talking about Zara#like it’s the moment everyone’s like WHATS THAT BITCH GUNNA DO????#& I will say…. you won’t be finding out next chapter#sokka was DONE having her steal any of his word count#so he took it back with force#but the DILFs can share haha#also the … IS THIS HEALING??#hahaha#every time someone comments on liab and says please let the boys heal please#I cackle because how they gunna heal that fast?? we need YEARS before we see a decline in level 10 trauma outbursts#so this squiggly path of healing is what you get haha#sometimes we’re UP & sometimes we’re DOWN depends on the day#anyway max stop being so great#& I’ll think about killing iroh#zuko really needs another thing for real haha#liab#ITF#maxxx#maaaxx#( I fucking HATE that I can’t see my fucking tags I am so annoyed)
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I’m better than the astronauts from the I.S.S. horror movie on amazon prime because I didn’t NEED to be blasted up a billion centimetres into orbit and see the planet turn to know that borders aren’t real and governments won’t save you and we просто нужно помнить о том, что нужно держаться вместе.
#LMAO if anyone can read that and it doesn’t say the movie quote just know I used the oxford university translate tool#ISS movie#THEY USED THE CANADARM TO TRY AND MURDER A DUDE#it was a fun movie but also. I thought you scientists were supposed to have a spiritual moment up there#crazy how your nationalism took hold so dang quick huh. I don’t buy it buddy!!!!!!!#y’all would have been suckin and fuckin in the glow of the nuclear blasts just thanking god you’re literally above it all rn#like. come on dude. but also yeah yeah nasa and all space programs are a function of their respective militaries#so I guess I’m just an idealist and the scientists up their are all also originally fighter pilots and marines yanno#also interesting how there was only Americans and Russians on the ISS. the story could have been way more intricate if like#there was also Indian and Chinese and Canadian astronauts there. they mentioned singing bowie and you KNOW that was my boy Chris Hadfield#that one guy who was like I HAVE TO GET BACK DOWN THERE AND SAVE MY DAUGHTERS aaaaugh my daughters he would have been sequestered so fast#they do not fuck around up there they are cold science man. yeah your daughters but dude we are floating in orbit rn chill tf out#do you really think people living in such extreme situations are going to half their manpower because ground control is sending secret text#not meeeee they would have a meeting and be like how can we all not die how can we go forward#anyway. yeah fun movie. 7/10.#amazon prime
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preview 👹👹👹
ho you’ve read the whole thing 👹 KIDDING !!! here’s the preview
18+ for being steamy and whatnot
Your name falls from his lips, soft, floating to your ears as light as a feather. “Matty,” you respond. You feel his fingers brush the bottom of your chin, they tilt your head up until the two of you are barely an inch from each other. He moves in impossibly closer, closer, closer until his lips are on yours. The taste of the chocolate lingers on his lips. You melt into him, bewildered and excited and more comfortable than you’ve ever been. His hand squeezes your hip and for once you don’t shy away, you don’t feel self conscious, instead you feel warm inside.
His arms wrap fully around you, lifting you into his lap with casual ease. You straddle his hips, resting your forehead against his. “This alright?” he asks. You just kiss him in reply. His hand brushes under the hem of your hoodie and you gasp, his tongue slipping past your lips. A soft, subconscious whine escapes you. You feel Matt smile against your lips. Heat pools in your lower belly, you hold yourself back so you wouldn’t start rutting against him. You don’t want to take things too far.
#jesus dev you’re fast#‘i’m fast as fuck boy 🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️’#❀ mutuals: dev#matt murdock x reader#❀ written by maggie [fics]#matt murdock smut
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sometimes it hits me that like. there is a pretty valid reason calling kiryu a granddad despite that being literally true feels Weird to me. and that’s the fact that. oh yeah. haruka has a baby at fuckin 19-20 years old. meaning kiryu is a granddad before he’s even 50.
#like that’s. pretty fucking young#she’s basically barely an adult so like no fucking wonder it feels like shit accelerated REAL fast when it comes to her growing up#like shit bro she’s only four years older than ME. and at this point she’d have a 7(?) year old???? holy shit#don’t get me wrong I know it’s not impossible or anything it’s just. yeah no fucking wonder people always refer to him like he’s way older#than he really is. he’s only 48 in y6.#maybe im a little biased cause my parents had me at 33 but. I mean stats don’t lie I’m pretty sure the average age of motherhood in japan is#like between 29-31#hoo boy…#rambling#y6
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