#I’m fast as fuck boi
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coming-for-them-kneecaps · 10 months ago
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The hunter becomes The hunted.
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Zoom 🏎️
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californian-odyssey · 2 years ago
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Sorry for looking dead, but I almost thew up on this 5k 🥲 but hey I made it!!! My time was 38:34 which is a second slower than my old one, but I would have beaten it if a damn train didn’t drive though the rout and taken like a minute!! But I can feel myself getting stronger and more fit!!! 🏃🏻‍♂️💨🥇☝🏼
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ranzeilsentertsinment · 1 year ago
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YAYYY MY NIGGA VREECE IS FINALLY OUT HIS ROOM AND AWAY FROM FUCKIN SCREEN 😈 ⚡️ plz like, comment and share
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i-give-u--art · 8 months ago
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MY BOI NOW
MUAHAHHAHA
ok I’m just gonna-
*steals Mikey and runs away*
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How dare-
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cecoeur · 6 months ago
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Daniel scooting through the pit lane | 2024 F1 Monaco Grand Prix: Saturday
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francixoxoxo · 15 days ago
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Atp it’s gotta be something abt me
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crossbackpoke-check · 2 months ago
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Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee
dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.
jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3
#i had a couple different ideas for poems that were taken by the time i could go deranged for a couple hours to make this but as I looked#i was like WAIT NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE JASON ROBERTSON YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY TEXAS CAM and had to do it. also was STRUCK with the#sudden immaculate vision of the Dallas D as part of terfenol-D and could not get it out & robo is the most dance! person i know on the team#liv in the replies#dallas stars#jason robertson#nhl periodic table poems#guys i am plagued with visions and no execution skills!! every day i come here and learn one new skill on GIMP the way god intended!!!#today it was emboss. also cannot claim any credit for the pulse to the magnetic beat photo which is so cool that was one where i had a#couple and was like maybe i can do like crayon shockwaves like the art process video kasper showed? and then found that picture and was#like thank you lord stanley for knowing my limitations. thank you for your understanding in this moment it was a trial enough to make#expand contract dance and one would THINK i would have fucking learned from the claude animorphs tragedy!! i did not. but i did use the#shear tool and 3D rotate so at least if we’re animorphing it’s SLIGHTLY better. anyway me frantically doing this like WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT#WAIT FOR ME YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST i keep seeing all of these and just spinning around in circles until i get dizzy & fall down I’m so happy#the drive folder for this is just called joy!!!!! because joy this is such a cool idea but now because it brings me so much joy#i just saw the Travis dermott one and burst into tears super normal AND someone did exactly what i wanted with hydrogen which was the water#the ice!!!!! it’s so perfect!!! and cody ofc did silver lord stanley. like does it ever make you cry how beautiful & creative everyone is?#anyway if you see me post and delete this and then update it or change it no you didn’t it’s fine. but i wanted to be included#if i could make the dysprosium letters not have a white background i would I simply could not fuck with it at 1AM. we are hitting send#it may not look like it but i queue#pretend i spoke at length about the reasons why i picked all the pictures & the element just know that it’s there inside my brain u can ask#GUYS I TAKE IT ALL BACK I SAW NEONFRETRA’S ISOTOPES AND I COULD MAKE THE EDITS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE THERE!! ISOTOPES!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!#get ready for the edits then. dylan magnesium my beloved child of stars who can never return… like i wish i could say anyone else but it’s#i KNOW number nineteens bismuth don’t make me Google how many years nolan played hockey but also there’s ej for stable so.. also half-life#actinium claude giroux my beloved… when i saw there already was a claude i thought maybe Brady too for that#I don’t know how but flerovium doubled magic is percolating in my brain as was promethium bad boy because I was like hmmm. tyler. but#couldn’t commit and THEN SOMEONE DID BAD BAD LEROY BROWN TYLER BERTUZZI TO PROMETHIUM AND BESTIE I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH!!! with cons#anyway shane wright germanium with juraj slafkovský but showing him very obviously not missing it. if jack eichel was not an asshole#the narratives WOULD be narrativing. you could argue for a sidovi here with the calder cup and potentially a best friend stealing narrative#(the most recent is cam yorke’s acquisition of jamie d from trevor zegras which would then require a yorkie one for silicon the other side)
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edgelordtozier · 1 year ago
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the steddie fics where steve is embarrassingly air-headed and has no clue what bisexuality is even though his best friend is a lesbian are so funny to me (in a bad way). it’s like what’s another way that we can mercilessly infantilize him and make eddie munson (pathetic clueless loser) guide him and navigate the relationship as if steve hasn’t been in many relationships himself?
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tsuchinokoroyale · 8 months ago
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Enemy fellatio’d
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I feel like people forget that not every queer person is gonna trigger someone’s “gaydar”
I’m a gay, aromantic, trans man. That’s a lot to pick up on, right?
The only time I’ve ever been recognized as queer without telling someone that I’m queer, was when I went by a less-than-average name. And even then, the person couldn’t tell which direction I was trans in. That is literally it
In everyone’s minds—unless told otherwise—I’m a straight, allo, cis woman
I love men. I love being a man. I do both non-romantically
All this to say, that “random straight person” at pride could just be “flying under your gaydar”
Or, more likely, your gaydar is based on stereotypes, but I don’t know if anyone’s ready for that conversation
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californian-odyssey · 11 months ago
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Fast as fuck boiiii 🏃🏻‍♂️💨🥇☝🏼😎 Jkjk lol this was a super last minute 5k my family decided to run like a week before. I’m so out of shape and dehydrated from the holidays, and I haven’t been training at all so I almost threw up 😅 but I survived and got under 40:00!!! My goal is to get under 35:00 next race 😁
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shmokeymoe · 2 months ago
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This is silly because it’s such a nothing issue
But I hope I’m relevant enough in this fandom
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ssreeder · 10 months ago
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I am so bored and ive been meaning to find a way to harass you so consider this harassment ❤️❤️
This made me laugh until my side hurt. Great job 10/10 no notes
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insignificantstrawberry · 5 months ago
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I’m better than the astronauts from the I.S.S. horror movie on amazon prime because I didn’t NEED to be blasted up a billion centimetres into orbit and see the planet turn to know that borders aren’t real and governments won’t save you and we просто нужно помнить о том, что нужно держаться вместе.
#LMAO if anyone can read that and it doesn’t say the movie quote just know I used the oxford university translate tool#ISS movie#THEY USED THE CANADARM TO TRY AND MURDER A DUDE#it was a fun movie but also. I thought you scientists were supposed to have a spiritual moment up there#crazy how your nationalism took hold so dang quick huh. I don’t buy it buddy!!!!!!!#y’all would have been suckin and fuckin in the glow of the nuclear blasts just thanking god you’re literally above it all rn#like. come on dude. but also yeah yeah nasa and all space programs are a function of their respective militaries#so I guess I’m just an idealist and the scientists up their are all also originally fighter pilots and marines yanno#also interesting how there was only Americans and Russians on the ISS. the story could have been way more intricate if like#there was also Indian and Chinese and Canadian astronauts there. they mentioned singing bowie and you KNOW that was my boy Chris Hadfield#that one guy who was like I HAVE TO GET BACK DOWN THERE AND SAVE MY DAUGHTERS aaaaugh my daughters he would have been sequestered so fast#they do not fuck around up there they are cold science man. yeah your daughters but dude we are floating in orbit rn chill tf out#do you really think people living in such extreme situations are going to half their manpower because ground control is sending secret text#not meeeee they would have a meeting and be like how can we all not die how can we go forward#anyway. yeah fun movie. 7/10.#amazon prime
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gallaghersgal · 2 years ago
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preview 👹👹👹
ho you’ve read the whole thing 👹 KIDDING !!! here’s the preview
18+ for being steamy and whatnot
Your name falls from his lips, soft, floating to your ears as light as a feather. “Matty,” you respond. You feel his fingers brush the bottom of your chin, they tilt your head up until the two of you are barely an inch from each other. He moves in impossibly closer, closer, closer until his lips are on yours. The taste of the chocolate lingers on his lips. You melt into him, bewildered and excited and more comfortable than you’ve ever been. His hand squeezes your hip and for once you don’t shy away, you don’t feel self conscious, instead you feel warm inside.
His arms wrap fully around you, lifting you into his lap with casual ease. You straddle his hips, resting your forehead against his. “This alright?” he asks. You just kiss him in reply. His hand brushes under the hem of your hoodie and you gasp, his tongue slipping past your lips. A soft, subconscious whine escapes you. You feel Matt smile against your lips. Heat pools in your lower belly, you hold yourself back so you wouldn’t start rutting against him. You don’t want to take things too far.
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designernishiki · 1 year ago
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sometimes it hits me that like. there is a pretty valid reason calling kiryu a granddad despite that being literally true feels Weird to me. and that’s the fact that. oh yeah. haruka has a baby at fuckin 19-20 years old. meaning kiryu is a granddad before he’s even 50.
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