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insignificantstrawberry · 6 months ago

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I’m better than the astronauts from the I.S.S. horror movie on amazon prime because I didn’t NEED to be blasted up a billion centimetres into orbit and see the planet turn to know that borders aren’t real and governments won’t save you and we просто нужно помнить о том, что нужно держаться вместе.

#LMAO if anyone can read that and it doesn’t say the movie quote just know I used the oxford university translate tool #ISS movie #THEY USED THE CANADARM TO TRY AND MURDER A DUDE #it was a fun movie but also. I thought you scientists were supposed to have a spiritual moment up there #crazy how your nationalism took hold so dang quick huh. I don’t buy it buddy!!!!!!!#y’all would have been suckin and fuckin in the glow of the nuclear blasts just thanking god you’re literally above it all rn #like. come on dude. but also yeah yeah nasa and all space programs are a function of their respective militaries #so I guess I’m just an idealist and the scientists up their are all also originally fighter pilots and marines yanno #also interesting how there was only Americans and Russians on the ISS. the story could have been way more intricate if like #there was also Indian and Chinese and Canadian astronauts there. they mentioned singing bowie and you KNOW that was my boy Chris Hadfield #that one guy who was like I HAVE TO GET BACK DOWN THERE AND SAVE MY DAUGHTERS aaaaugh my daughters he would have been sequestered so fast #they do not fuck around up there they are cold science man. yeah your daughters but dude we are floating in orbit rn chill tf out #do you really think people living in such extreme situations are going to half their manpower because ground control is sending secret text #not meeeee they would have a meeting and be like how can we all not die how can we go forward #anyway. yeah fun movie. 7/10.#amazon prime

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