#I’m afraid of spiders but if you have one as a pet I would still like a photo

[minorly-inconvenienced]

My camera roll is full of pets. Not just mine my friends too. Whoever has sent me a picture of their pet I have it in my camera roll now.

[creative-caramel-coffee]

Ch 1 Arachnophobia: Fear of Spiders

Series: Phobia series

Pairings: Wanda x R

Word count: 997 WORDS

Summary: Clint gets a pet spider plays a prank thats not very funny. Wanda comforts you and Nat is there as well.

TW: spiders, panic attacks, getting locked in a room.

A/n new series

He just had to buy one didn’t he. Stupid idiot. I knew something was coming since i first reacted. It had been the morning of a perfectly fine Sunday. I had my regular bowl of cereal and a glass of juice. I was going to go sit where i sit every Sunday morning but when I entered the room and saw Clint holding the mother of all spiders i turned straight back around and went to my room instead. But not before I saw Clint shoot tony a sinister grin. That couldn’t be good.

It was a week later and the tower was quiet. Most people were sleeping in because for once there wasn’t much to do. Nat was training and Steve was out for his morning run. Tony was probably still in his lab and banner was probably with him.

Yawning you stretched out and threw your legs over the edge of the bed. Standing up you walked to the kitchen still in your Pjs. Putting on a pot of coffee you decided to have breakfast in your room so the sound of the living room TV didn’t wake anyone else up. When the coffee was done you poured yourself some and made a bowl of cereal. Picking it all up you made your way back to your room. It was almost nine am now so people would be getting up soon. As you passed the living room your brow furrowed as you spotted Clint and tony watching Tv. Those two never did anything good together. Hightailing it back to your room you shut the door with your foot and set the tray down the desk. Peeling back the sheets to get back into bed you froze. Sat on between the white sheets was a big hairy tarantula. Clints stupid spider. The scream you heard took you a minute to register as your own. Laughing broke out behind your door and you quickly crossed the room and jiggled the handle.

“Jarvis.” You said your breathing startling to speed up. “Jarvis open the door.”

“Im afraid Mr. Stark has initiated a code green lockdown of your quarters Ms L/n”

“Open the door now.” You said again. “Jarvis open the door.”

“Im afraid i cannot do that.” The AI responded. You began banging your fists on the door.

“Stark let me out. Let me out right now over your lab is gone by tomorrow.” You yelled.

“Calm down L/n jerry is great company. Give him a chance.” Clint said through the door. “We’ll give you two some alone time.”

“So help me Barton if you leave me here with that ball of fluff its gonna die.” You yelled.

“I cant hear you over all your bonding.” He called back and the footsteps retreated. You smacked your head against the door and let out a lounge frustrated scream sliding down the door. A moment later you heard hurried footsteps and a feminine voice call out.

“Y/n?! Are you ok?” It was Wanda. You cried in relief.

“Wanda please let me out.” You begged.

“Y/n/n the doors stuck. Hold on stand back I’m going to use my magic to break it down.” She said and you stepped away from the door and the bed at the same time. A moment later the door flew open and you threw yourself into Wanda’s arms. She grunted in response before wrapping her arms around you not expecting to be met with such force.

When she felt the collar of her pyjamas start to get soaked and small sobs wrack your body she carefully pulled you away her hands on your shoulders while she looked into your eyes.

“Y/n/n honey whats wrong?” She said softly. You shook your head and placed your forehead against hers signalling for her to read your mind before your buried your face in her collar again. Wanda wrapped her arms around you again and the two of you sunk to the floor of the hallway. Wandas back against the wall opposite your room.

“Do you want me to look in here?” She asked tapping your head and you nodded not removing yourself from her neck.

“Ok baby hold on to me and take some deep breathes it’ll be ok my sweet.” She said and began shifting through your memories of that morning. When she was done she was furious and held you even tighter. She knew how much you hated spiders and what Clint and tony had done wasn’t funny at all.

It was at this moment that the elevator dinged and you stiffened thinking it was the boys again. Wanda held you tighter and whispered in you ear.

“Its ok honey its just natty.” She said and Nat came over cautiously.

“Everything ok here wands?” She asked tentatively with an edge of concern.

“No. Not really.” Wanda said and you curled into her more. “Clint and tony thought it would be funny to put Clint’s spider in Y/n/n’s bed because she’s afraid of them.”

“Damn it Barton.” She grumbled. “I’ll do you a favour if i see the spider I’ll throw it off the roof for you.” You giggled slightly still buried in Wanda’s arms.

“In the meantime would you settle for me giving them a solid lecture and maybe a smack or two?” Nat asked.

You smiled into Wanda’s neck and nodded and nat smiled.

“I’ll get on that right away agent L/n” she said with a mock salute and Wanda chuckled. After Nat left to go yell at the boys Wanda picked you up with your legs around her waist and face still buried in her chest. She held you and walked you back to her room where she set you down on the bed still in her lap and threw the sheets over the two of you. She picked up the remote and put one your favourite sit come and held you while your breathing evened out until you eventually fell asleep. Emotionally exhausted.

MASTERLIST

[aubreysheadspace]

Hello! This is my first time requesting something like this so I’m a little bit nervous <:3 But anyway can I request the omori faraway gang (including Mari) with a partner who is just in LOVE with snakes. Like they have several snakes at home, both big and small. She knows all these facts about snakes and how to take care of them. Just a reader who absolutely loves sneks :3

MAIN CAST WITH A READER WHO LOVES SNAKES

OMG SNAKES LOOK SO COOL but I’m absolutely terrified of them honestly . THIS REQUEST IS CUTE THOUGH??? hope u enjoy ! (Spoiler alert: they’re all a bit afraid)

this man SUNNY has definitely never seen a snake personally, i mean he has no reason to after all, he lives in a town! either way he’s probably afraid of them without even realizing it

once he visits your room full of snakes.. he doesn’t move from his place. he’s petrified. you might need to help him walk from his spot at the front of your door.

conclusion: he’s never coming over, which sucks but hey, the man’s afraid after all. sure he had a snake give him daily allowance in his HEADSPACE, but that was in his mind!

AUBREY grew up in FARAWAY TOWN, so she also had no experience with a snake. nobody owned a pet snake until you moved into town (last time i checked). she always listened to when you spoke facts about snakes.

it was weird that you knew so much, she clearly didn’t take the hint that you probably owned one. so when she came over one day… let’s just say AUBREY saw the life flash before her eyes. (exaggeration)

conclusion: she was TERRIFIED at first, but of course you let her know your snakes weren’t venomous. at one point she even held a tiny snake in her hands, until she got too frantic and tried to shake it off. she’s also not letting them around her pet BUN-BUN at all, her bunny is not food for your snakes!

BASIL is a fond of all animals just like he is with plants, but snakes and other scarier animals are just.. scary to him. they are fun to read about.. but to actually meet one in person? he’d die from a heart attack for sure.

even thought that’s the case, he loves hearing all about your snake facts! your conversations are like a deal being made. you give snake facts, and in return basil gives you plant facts. it’s a win-win on both ends. so when he finally comes over and meets all of your snakes..

conclusion: he fainted, well almost. he tried to keep it cool but flinched at every one of them that tried to move. eventually he starts calming down and sees that they’re kinda cute! just.. just don’t ask him to feed them with a dead animal or he’ll actually pass out.

while KEL moved to FARAWAY TOWN when he was just a kid, he had grown accustomed to the town and never expected to meet any strange wild animals. if he did, he would totally go, "woah look! a cool looking bear!"

KEL loves when you rant to him about the snake facts you have up your sleeves! he thinks snakes are so cool and awesome, it’s like he doesn’t even think he’s gonna meet any..! until the day you invited him over.

conclusion: give him time to process the many snakes in your room. he’s gonna think they’re so cool! he definitely the type who goes up to one of them in their glass tank and taps the glass to say, "hey little guy!"

HERO is probably a guy who would pass out the minute he sees an wild animal roaming the streets. thankfully he never had to deal with an exotic animal in his life until.. you came along!

he’s a guy who would ask questions about the things a person is interested in, and would allow them to ramble, so of course he does it with you and your wild facts about snakes! when you asked him to come over, he doesn’t mind and happily says yes! i mean, what could go wrong?

conclusion: you might’ve just given him a new fear. spiders are still his number one enemy but snakes might be in his top 20. of course he tries to like them for your sake but.. it’s hard for him when they’re constantly making noises at him like they wanna bite him..

MARI is someone who’s a fan of regular pets like a cat than exotic ones like a snake. she doesn’t judge though, because it’s MARI after all! you can talk to her about anything and she would always listen!

so of course when you talk about snakes with her, she loves all the snake facts you bring to the table. she’ll even surprise you with a snake fact the next day, she researched it in hopes you enjoyed it! even after all this, she never expected you to actually have snakes in your house until the day she came over..

conclusion: she’s very … flinchy around your snakes at first, so you might wanna help her with that. eventually she’ll grow to love your snakes and start to think they’re adorable the more she focuses on their cute face!

[anxiousdreamcore]

Will you ever make these Street Kid Spider fic or art? I still have your AU somewhere in the back of my mind

(Street kid!Spider AU introduction post)

I’m honestly amazed ppl still want it 😭 🫶 I’m currently a bit busy but here’s a little drabble to quench your hunger;

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Kiri couldn’t help but aww at the cats curling around her, meowing in curiosity. Their old neighborhood had little to none strays but those who survived there had been very agressive. It was a surprise to see such a big pack of animals practically welcome her in.

Then again, she always had a way with fauna.

Traversing the abandoned mall, so overgrown it long turned into a jungle, she eyes the rusted metal and fading plaques. The sight was almost apocalyptic, if not for the blooming greenery in every crevice.

And then a loud clang erupted through h the corridor. Strays jumped in surprise, hiding behind their new friend, but the noise was made by a falling metal pipe. Nothing to be afraid of.

However, the featherlight steps that followed were a more valid reason for alarm. They sounded human. Kiri wasn’t alone.

The girl was taught better than this, she told herself as she followed the noise. She was taught better than to wander the abandoned shopping district after school and follow mysterious sounds.

She knew better, she thought, carefully climbing a tree into a dark attic.

The room seemed completely empty at first, safe for the napping cats on the old mattress, but the more Kiri looked, the more evidence she gathered that the old storage space was clearly lived in. There were personal items scattered about, like stacks of old, worn comic journals and then a smaller stack of equally worn sketchbooks. There was a tattered skateboard placed against the wall, and graffiti on the other side of the room, with spray-paint bottles resting on the floor. Above the mattress hung taped Christmas lights, and under them, a number of sketch pages detailing environments, stray animals, plants, people, and even some mythical creatures from the Na’vi religion, like the strong angstik or the gentle atokirina.

A Na’vi artist? Kiri thought, smiling. The stranger she’d heard not long ago suddenly seemed much less threatening.

“Have your mama never taught you how to knock?” Then came a raspy voice from behind her, sending an immediate chill down the girl’s spine. It felt cold, but youthful. Its owner couldn’t be much older than her. Slowly she turned, her blue eyes meeting a pair of deep brown ones, staring directly into her soul.

It was a teenage boy, but quite the bulky one for his age, if his scratched and bruised biceps were anything to go by. He wore a pair of camo pants, decorated with beads and trinkets, tucked into miss-matched boots. There was some hand-crafted jewelry on his wrists, and a necklace tied around his neck two times over. Some small wooden trinket hung off of it, together with a small crystal, but the clothing was by far not what grabbed Kiri’s attention most.

This stranger had what she could only describe as a lion’s mane. His hair, pale at the ends and dark at the roots, curled and coiled around his face, then shoulders, like a pack of vipers and she could see braids, big and small, hang in no particular pattern, as if the kid braided them out of boredom and just left them there.

“Uh, sorry? I got curious. Your pets are cute…”

“They’re not pets. I don’t keep them here, and they don’t rely on me for food.” He responded, deadpan. “You can’t own a cat, or any animal really, only be part of their pack.”

Kiri’s eyes widened, surprised at the respect he payed these creatures, then proceeded to smile once more. His manner of speaking about living beings very much sounded like something her grandma Mo’at would say.

“Of course. Never thought otherwise.” She responded gently, and the stranger relaxed his stance, carefully approaching. Kiri could now see that the "print" on his old shirt was actually a painted image of a viperwolf, another mythical creature spoken of in Na’vi legends.

“Who are you?”

“I’m Kiri. Kiri te Suli Kìreysì'ite.” She reached her hand to her forehead and gestured forward, gauging if he’d know what it means. Na’vi culture often fell victim to people who liked it only for the visual appeal, but the greeting was a lesser known sign, only something the people did towards their own. “My family moved into town couple days ago.”

The blonde tilted his head akin to a feline, eyeing her face, before his brows relaxed and he repeated the gesture, proceeding to switch into fluent Na’vi, which was another pleasant surprise. “Spider. This is kind of my house.”

“I’m really sorry.”

“Eh, you haven’t stolen anything yet so I’ll let it slide.” He shrugged, smirking. “Welcome to Awa’atlu. How’s the city treating you?”

[enc95]

Kiri is braiding his hair. "What are they talking about?"

"Dad what's you want to come back to us." Her hands pause. "I miss you so does Lo'ak and Neteyam."

"I know." He leans back fully in her lap. " You have a mom and dad there and a mother here. I don't. When your dad holds you do you feel safe?"

 She nods her dad was great in his arms, she never felt afraid. "Does anyone in the village make you feel safe?"

"One person but they wouldn't want me."

"Oh I think you might be surprised." A woman says her in playful voice.

The two gasp. "Mama!"

Kiri stands jumping into the blue blue arms of Grace. Spider blushes; it was rare that any adults saw him being that affectate with Kiri. It wasn't looked down upon; many Na'vi kids had close friendships like theirs but Spider was Spider. Kiri was all smiles as she cuddled with the woman. "Mama I missed you."

"Oh my pretty girl I've been here." The two nuzzle each other. "I came to help your friend."

Spider gets really red now. "Me?"

Holding out a long hand she leads them to the fighting adults. Slywanin has a murderous look in her eyes. Tsu'tey was holding her back. Jake had said that he would look after Spider. "You! You didn't make him a songcord!"

Spider leans into Grace's leg hiding himself. It made him feel very sad that he didn't have a song chord. That others got to wear a record of their life with the pretty beads and smooth rocks. He asked Norm if he had anything like that. He showed him a medical file it made him feel worse. The feeling only deepened when Nash and Mary started a Baby Box with their first kid. 

"Children!"

They all stop yelling, especially seeing the wide eyes of Spider with tears. Jake softens. "You're right."

Slywanian crosses her arms. “I know I’m right you shxwang.”

"I have heard Eywa,” Grace says, ending the conversation. “She said while Spider may stay if he chooses. But if he wants to return he may do so with her blessing."

"What kind of blessing?" Kiri ask still holding Mothers her neck. 

"Spider at his return will be able to breathe air, to eat the foods of the Na'vi." Her hand caresses his face. "He'll be a Na'vi soul in human form."

"Really?" Both Kiri and Spider ask.

Sylwanin even looks taken aback. She motions for Spider to join her. He does so climbing into her arms. "Why would she do that?"

Grace has a sorrowful look as she strokes Kiri’s hair, seeing her daughter grow gave her more joy then she ever had in life but it tore her heart to hear Kiri calling Neytiri mother. Even though her student had done and continued to do a wonderful job as her parents. “Because we are dead and these children are not. In the world they will live and grow. All any mother wants is for her child to grow into an adult to live a full life.”

“My love we have to think of him.” Tsu��tey says his hand on Sylwanin's back. 

Spider for the first time did want to go back but he was in the arms of a woman who had so easily accepted him as her  child. Even if he was back there, who would do that? Part of what made this place heaven was that when people died they had no problems. His father had sent many of them here but they were here forever safe with the ability to see loved ones. The ones left behind could see them too. She was holding him her hand on his head as if to shield him from the choice.

Jake steps forward. “Spider?”

The boy hides in the hair. “Please make him leave.”

Tsu’tey glares at him. “You can go now Jake Suli comes back with these gaudiens.”

The man felt like he’d been slapped back into the world which he kinda had been. Kiri joines him a moment later. Her head on his thigh, her round amber eyes looking at him. “Daddy you are gonna find Spider a parent here right?”

His hand pets her head. “I’m tryin’ baby girl.”

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Jake had said the site of the old shack was not to be visited. It was a place of darkness where the demon lay. The shame of not burying the dead was a punishment the last they could give. She came here before she watched him rot. The smell was horrible. She had been pregnant then. Being so young she needed to see the monster rot. It was the only way she knew that her child would be safe. 

She was back again. 

“Demon?” Not touching him she could hear him.

“ Hello Mrs. Sully, long time, how is my Boy?” He was in the still air.

She turns defensive of the child, “He is not yours.”

“ Oh who does he belong to then? No one wants him, he'll grow-up one day, you know this.”

“No,” Her hand is on the knife, her voice tight with anger. “He is blessed.”

There was a derogatory laugh. “ Come on now you don’t believe that. Anything that comes from me is bad. We both know that why you come here.”

“No,” She screams it out the word echoes in the still air. This demon was nothing but bones how did he still have power over her. “No.” It's a softer sound now when she was called Spider, a demon he never tried to defend himself. He would just leave to shed his tears in silence. Neytiri knew the words hurt but now she knew just how much. “You are dead.”

A branch snaps she draws her arrow, shooting it into the darkness. That mocking tone speaks again. “ I might be dead but you're the one who keeping here.”

“What?”

“I live in your mind dearling, you might have killed my body but here I’m alive here.” A pain sparks in her mind; it hits hard, forcing her to her knees.

A mother nantang comes out the brush dropping the arrow at her feet, with her is a  trio of pups sniffing the remains. These animals had never known the man in the metal suit. Spider didn’t know him either, she sits by the bones watching the pups play over them.  

"No." She impales the arrow into the ground feeling a weight come off of her body; it was like heavy stone had been placed on her shoulders. Standing the animals run. “Demon, you are dead I kill you.”

That night as the people gather for the meal  Mo’at stands before them. “My People I have a story. It was many years ago long before our grandparents' parents were born. It was a time of war among two clans whose names are only to the Great mother now. One clan was victorious in this battle leaving only one child alive from the enemy clan.”

Lo’ak and Neteyam lean into Jake's side as Kiri safe in Neytiri’s arms shutters at the loss of a whole clan. “Why is she telling this story?”

“It is a lesson ma Jake.” Eywa had spoken her storm was readying them for the change to come.

“This child was brought back to the clan's territory but he was never made a child of these people. He lived the life of a ghost never truly being seen as one of them. It planted a bitter seed in his soul. Forbidden from even sharing the site of the Great Mother so he couldn’t even find peace with his ancestors.” She pauses, letting the words sink in the home that they have a connection to the past.

“It was only when he reached the age of manhood that he was sent out into the world. However with no clan to teach him he soon found himself starving. The bitter seed sprouted into hunger for vengeance.” A wind whips the fire sending bits of ash into the crowds. “He knew he would be dead so he returned that night. Setting the whole village on fire, the screams heard for miles around the story trusted the tshaki of each surviving clan. It is a truth that even the youngest among us must understand.” Her eyes are pointed to her daughter. “A child not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.”

“Why?” A voice says from the back of the crowd. “Why do you tell us this story now?”

Looking at Kiri Jake stands. “Spider. The humans have abandoned him…they would be content to let his body fail to leave him with the Great Mother.”

Whispers break out he was human but a child. Children were not meant to die so young had he been one of them he would still wouldn't be allowed outside the village. They are all silenced with a rise of Mo’ats hand. “It is true Ewya in her infant grace has seen fit to give him a gift. Should Spider return to us he will be changed, able to eat our food and breathe our air.”

“Who will care for him?”

“He is cursed.”

“He is blessed.”

“Who can even love him?”

“Not even Trouk Maktu had taken the boy.”

“My people.” Her voice is raised again. “Be calm, for I have chosen to take him as my son. He will live with me under my protection. I know some among you are blinded by the actions of his father and mother. He was babe when our home fell. Spider was born here and he chose to live as we do. Eywa has spoken who will speak against the mother.”

There are nods between people in agreement. Jake moves swiftly, “I was once a human I chose to leave behind. You let me be my people. Human science couldn’t make Spider Na'vi Eywa know him; she says he is her son. I will gladly call him brother. It was my arrogance that has robbed me of calling him my son.”

Eyes turn to Neytiri, all eyes as even Spider in the old tree see’s her safe in Slyawanins arms. “I will accept him as my brother.”

As they move to sleeping pods, Mo’at stops her daughter. “Did you mean that daughter? Would defend him?”

“I will.” The words flow out her mouth as smooth as if she was talking about her own children.

Mo'at nods that it was a lesson painful to learn. Holding a piece of wood Mo'at nods. "You are the eldest daughter, it is your responsibility to make weapons for your siblings. Will you make your brother a bow?"

I was the wood of an old hometree, they had taken as much of it as possible. Everyone who lived got a bead made from the tree. The shared loss of their home. Taking the wood it was small his bow would be small even as an adult it would be child size. Putting her hands over her mothers the two locked eyes. "It will be my honor mother."

As the rest of the tree sleeps Spider holds onto his pseudo parents. “I don’t know what to do now? I love you both.”

“We love you too, we always will find you here all the time.” The man says even his voice is thick with tears.

Slywanin holds him breathing in the scent of the boy, all her life she dreamed of being a mother raising sons with Tsu’tey in peace was all she wanted. Now she had a taste of it. “Grace is right, you can grow there.”

His mind goes back to the fire there where people who didn’t like that Spider would come back. A human pet was a fine thing but a human son that was not tolerated. “Not everyone will like me.”

“Most will and do. There has never been sky na’vi before you are a miracle.”

Spider made his way the next morning to Trudy’s shack. There was nice music playing in the room. She had given him a cookie. “I didn’t think it would be this hard. I’ve never been wanted by anyone now I have to two woman ready to be my mother.” 

“Your mother wanted you. Paz could have gotten rid of you but she didn't. She was willing to spend eighteen years here to raise you. It's why she fought on the side of the RDA, she didn’t care about the company she wanted you to live.”

He nibbles on his cookie. “Why can’t she be here too?”

“Spider our actions have a cost good bad in between we all get judged.” She lets him sit with her words.

It wasn’t fair Pandora wasn’t a place for human kids. Paz knew that the RDA wasn’t set-up for kids the handful of times that a woman did get pregnant she would abort. A few tired to make it to term but they didn’t make it. Paz said that any kid of hers would be too tough to kill coming from the droughtlands of Southern California. She grow-up hustling water as every oz was needed for crops. Quaritch was from the delta storms that would come in, washing away whole towns; both of them were too stubborn to let earth kill them. It was that the offspring of that pair would near indestructible. Hell  technically he was brain dead but here he was eating in her kitchen.

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Norm was pacing when Jake landed; it was nearly an eclipse. The last scan had shown his brain was starting to atrophy. They had been working his legs and arms while his body had started to fail.  "Finally did you find someone? Is he coming back?"

Jake smiles. "Mo'at. She said she would take him." His face goes through a few shades of red. "And your mate was okay with that?"

"Yeah." In fact she was making his bow now. "Brother you're about to lose your shit." 

Mo'at was good as tsahki she does hold power in the village. It would protect Spider he was anxious about Spider being so far from them. Really from him since Norm had spent the last three years rising him. Here he was an orphan his Dad was an asshole but not the demon that Na'vi saw him as. Spider living close to the village alone he hoped that the boy would miss the compound enough to visit. At least he would come a few times a week for human lessons. "That's good Mo'at is good."

 Now for the hard part. "Grace was me when I was with him. Eywa said…" Don't be a pussy Sully his marine voice says. "She said that when Spider returns he'll be different."

Turning from the pacing Norm is slightly paler. "Different?" He was expecting that his mind was in another realm even Jake came back different. It took time for him to adjust. "How is it different?"

Ewya said that she would change him so that he could breathe our air and eat our food." Nothing, no sound comes from the norm. Peering down Jake isn't sure the man is breathing. The mask is hissing but the chest isn't moving. He pokes him. "Norm?"

His eyes dim then he takes a huge breath. "Okay. I think my brain shorted out for a minute. I thought you said Spider our human Spider will be able to breathe the highly toxic air that almost killed you."

"And eat the food."

The short laugh norm lets out is more like a horrified gasp. "The food that causes our hearts to stop or tumors on the liver or the stuff that paralyzes our lungs that's what he can eat?"

"Yeah."

"And if I say no." His breathing was almost at panic level.

Now Jake crosses his arms. "Norm you one of the tallest here and I inspect but my six year old is about to be taller than you. How would you stop me?"

It takes him a minute to think it over. "Fine but I will be living in the shack for a while making sure his transition goes smoothly. If he even gets one rash I'll bring him back here."

Holding out his hand. "Fair."

Max and a few other trusted friends, the one carried for Spider who visited him, loaded the boy into the helicopter. They all share a look, no matter what happens when they get there Spider won’t be theirs’. In truth they had done the best they could; they hoped it would be enough to have called the boy back. Nina, a chemist , had removed the paper gown putting the twsin on his body. “He ever liked human clothes.”

“To be fair he didn’t wear them when he was a baby.” Asher said thinking of the baby Spider running in the lab with just a diaper. Those early years of learning how to cut clothes to child size made of Spider’s early childhood years spent in oversized t-shirts. When they finally managed to get a pair of shorts he hated them. 

Max had let out the locks, the curly hair hung like a veil of gold rings. “Our wild man.”

Jake stood before the tree of souls it was pulsing as the village members sat in the circles. All the adults had come either it was respect for mo’at, fear of Eywa or just because it was right. The children and teenagers stood to the sides watching. Kiri, Lo’ak and Neteyam are at the center. Mo’at sets them in semi-circle. “Be strong he will be laying here Lo’ak you hold his hand on his left. Neteyam you will hold the right.”

Both boys nod. “We will.”

“Kir when they lay him down I want you to put your hand on his heart guide his soul back.”

“I won’t let him stray away.”

Spider sat on the rock that he and Kiri liked most; it had a smooth flat surface big enough for the two of them to sit on. Now it was him and Slywanin, she was painting him, “Thanks but I can’t take anything with me.” He looks over at Tsu’tey. “Right?”

The man holds a bead that was carved by a father for a son. “I don’t know, my son.” He puts the small piece of red amber in his hand. He had carried the amber with him since he was a young boy. His father had found the amber saying it was part of a large chunk that he carved his brother's  beads from; this was the last piece meant for his child. “The great mother tells us that all energy is connected. I was buried with this but like you I think it's time it needs to return to the people.”

Spider held it like it was fragile glass, his eyes well with tears. “I don’t have a songcord.”

Kissing the top of his head his spirit father looks him in the eyes. “You will.”

A atrokinria floats down to the rock Slywanin nods like was speaking. “You follow it back.”

He hugs them both. “I’ll come back here and tell you all about training.” 

Tsu’tey lets out a hard breath. “Don’t listen to everything Jake Suli says he might be toruk makto but was a sky master.”

Knowing the change in her sister Sylwanin gives the boy encouragement. “My sister will try to mend her past mistakes.” Her blue hand is on his chest. “Listen to your heart, it will tell you when it's mended.”

“I will.” He promises holding the bead in his hand he walks forward into the unknown. Like the day he fell he’s alone still not afraid. This time he knows who is with him, she is in the air a cool breeze that soothes the body on a hot day. The whiff of the warm fire after a cold morning of gathering mushrooms. Feeling his arms get heavy he hears a new sound, the voice of Mo’at she is calling. Each step is like moving in knee deep mud. Thinking he was almost there he fell on his back. The woodsprites surrounded him.

[ruelpsen]

Feedist Kinktober 2024: Part V (October 29-31)

It's been a hell of a week, so while getting around to posting these did take a couple days longer than planned, here is the final trio of drabbles to round out the challenge! It's been a hot minute since I've last successfully completed any sort of month-long creative challenge, so I'm quite happy to have completed it successfully and more or less on time. Many thanks to @fatguarddog for putting this together and inspiring me to have all sorts of creative, kinky fun.

Unsurprisingly, these final three all once again involve my favorite fictional alien, L/ondo M/ollari from B/abylon 5. On top of the prompts used themselves, below you'll find stuffing, weight gain, burping, dom/sub dynamics, bondage, vampiric biting and blood play/consumption, possession, and perhaps a mention of voyeurism involving another B/5 fave...

If you enjoy these and want to look back now on everything I wrote for the month, here are links to the previous four posts for this challenge:

Part I (October 1-7) here

Part II (October 8-14) here

Part III (October 15-21) here

Part IV (October 22-28) here

(29) Spider's Web 🕸️ / Theme Park 🎡 “More pleasing or painful at this point, dear?” he asked, lips still close enough to the base of my neck to brush against the wound he drank from. “It hurts only a little,” I replied between moans. “It feels so good when you suck on me. Don’t stop, baby, please.” I tried to buck my body against his for warmth, but the elaborate ropework he’d tied me in prevented me from doing so. He pulled his head back and looked down from where he straddled me, my blood staining his mouth and chin, gleaming on the fangs that helped him feed so readily. He pressed the back of one hand to his mouth to half-conceal a wet belch before pressing it to my forehead. “No further tonight. You’re getting too pale and cold, and I would regret killing you in this way, my tasty little thing…” He kissed me, filling my mouth with the taste of my own blood. Perhaps the C/entauri are more vampiric than anything, but the way he has me tied, the way he gets so big from his feedings on me, I can’t help but feel like I’m trapped in his web. And I love it.

(30) Bulging Bimbo 💝 / Ancient Spirit 🪦 I was surprised when I walked in to see him sitting at the table before some sort of altar, almost as if he were… praying? He was somewhat spiritual believing in all his gods, sure, but L/ondo never struck me as the devoutly religious type. I sat beside him and looked at the items: it was a statue of one of his gods, Venzan, God of Food, surrounded by offerings of food and drink. “Do not distract me,” L/ondo said, eyes closed but sensing my curiosity. He finished mumbling some prayer in C/entauri before opening his eyes to look at me. But as soon as he did, I felt like a veil had been thrown over my senses. There was someone in my mind, and a hunger rising within us. Or within me, Venzan, in the body of some creature who certainly hasn’t eaten as well as he should in his life. I seized the closest plate and began to dig in. Gods, C/entauri food has come a long way since my time. The man beside me laughed heartily. “It worked!” he exclaimed. “Oh Venzan, you’re going to get him so fat for me…” Yes I would, my friend. Yes I would.

(31) Monster Mash 💀 / Black Mail 💌 “So you want out?” M/orden asked. “I’m afraid it doesn’t work that way, M/ollari. We had a deal.” “Had,” L/ondo stressed. “But I am afraid I no longer trust you, and I want out of this, this… association.” “No,” M/orden growled. “Like it or not, you signed up for this. You still owe us, and we’ll come to collect one of these days.” “I don’t care,” L/ondo growled. “This ends here and now. Now go away, leave me be, I have… business I must attend to.” “Business with that human, you mean?” M/orden hissed. “I know what you’re up to with him, M/ollari. Feeding him, fucking him, keeping him wrapped around your finger like some little pet. It sure would be a shame if anything were to happen to him… or I were to tell the boys back home that you’d rather fatten and fuck a human than one of your own kind.” “You wouldn’t. He has no part in this.” “Perhaps not, but if that’s what it takes to keep you in line, I’ll do whatever it takes. It’s your choice, M/ollari. Say, perhaps I’d grant a little mercy if you let me watch you play with him sometime…”

[snakeautistic]

Feeling an Affinity for Misunderstood Animals

Like a lot of autistic people, I’ve had a keen interest in animals since a young age. More specifically, though, animals that a lot of people fear or disgust.

Exotic pets, specifically snakes are one of my special interests. (This is probably obvious from my username). When I was younger the neighborhood kids would torture the many toads living in and around our apartment complex, while I would watch them with interest. I remember watching bats fly by with awe, and wondering why my teacher was disgusted at my account, or trying to keep a pet roly poly in a bucket (gone wrong).

It upset me to often see how people treated these animals and it still does. The hypocrisy of loving certain creatures you deem “cute” and despising the ones who lack fur or big eyes or fuzzy paws bothers me. You don’t have to love every animal, but to hate one that has does nothing to harm you?

Snakes are associated with ancient evil, the devil in the garden of evil, of trickery and poison and as slippery, slimy things. Many people who might come across one scramble away in fear, or those who consider themselves a bit braver might kill them as a show of gruesome strength. Sometimes I see posts online about how people who keep snakes must be psychopaths in order to feed them mice, that only people as strange and hated as the animal themselves could love them.

And maybe in a way they’re right. I feel a lot like those animals sometimes, looked down upon for no good reason besides societal attitudes. To have someone take one look at you, and understand something about you that maybe you don’t even know and decide they dislike you. I feel a deep empathy for them. Even with animals that I do feel a little afraid of, centipedes, spiders, I try to treat them as still alive, still valuable.

As a disclaimer, I’m in no way trying to attack people with genuine phobias! Those can’t be helped. More so the way there are animals inherently considered “pests” by society. Obviously there is some evolutionary reason for people to be afraid of certain animals, but a HUGE aspect of it is cultural, and I in general push back at cultural norms I don’t think make sense

[aikats]

ᯓᡣ𐭩 f/ovember ask game

Gonna be responding to all the days by just editing the post each time, link to the og post with all the questions is here.

♥️ - If I had to narrow down Katsuki to my favourite thing in him, it would be his drive. I’ve always liked surrounding myself around people who have motivation to do things and big goals in life, and I looove motivating those around me too. To be around him who’s so driven to always try his best, to always win, always thinking of how to become better, being around someone like that would ultimately make me want to do better too. Might sound corny but hey!! My blog my rules lmao

🐍 - If we could own any pet, like ANY my heart would lovee to say a tiger lmfao but as an actual answer we’d love a cat, specifically any breed thats reallly fluffy or really affectionate like ragdolla or mainecoons! Katsuki might pretend to not be a big animal lover or he might even not love animals that much at first so I have to convince him, that and I can imagine him having a few cute experiences with a street cat and suddenly now he wants one too. We’d either spontaneously adopt a street cat after making sure its definitely homeless, or we’d go to a shelter! Theres loads of grown cats there that need a home and love to at least give one ☹️. I also think Katsuki would appreciate us starting off with a grown up cat thats already house trained, its more mellow and quite talkative but he gets attached very quickly once the kitty starts warming up to us. It probably loooves cuddling around me and Katsuki because we’re always so warm. Now im thinking of being a cat parent sighhhhh ☹️☹️☹️

🕷️- Im 1000% afraid of insects, specifically the ones that are more known for infestations and SPIDERS. if the bug is tiny and doesn’t move much I’m fine with killing it on my own, but if its a spider I call katsuki IMMEDIATELY bc im NOT dealing with that shit on my own. He always teases me a bit about how tiny to spider is (it feels enormous to me) but he actually really likes the opportunity to answer to a call for help from me, I don’t ask for things often so it does boost his ego how much I dote on him after “saving me” HAHA I’d literally call him my hero and something in him literally twists in the sickeningly fond way. I’m still thinking about whether Katsuki is the type to simply kill insects rather than placing a cup on paper and freeing it from a window, hmmmmm, might add onto this a different day

⭐ - I don’t believe in Zodiac signs myself and I don’t think Katsuki would either. I feel like knowing his circle of people he wouldn’t even know about them until maybe mina mentions it on a whim. He wouldn’t really get the whole concept, the idea that you as a person is predetermined by when you were born is

🌹 - hmmm, there isn’t a specific flower I associate to Katsuki, but if I were to I would probably pick Dahlias, chrysanthemums or sunflowers, breaching out the question and going onto what he associates with ME it would probably be roses, but the very specific kind that have the exact colour scheme of my hair and eyes :3 (pink and yellow for my selfinsert oc)

🌲 - A favourite place we have that we love going is probably a really lowkey small restaurant, Katsuki’s the first to discover it since they sold all his traditional japanese favourites and even branched out with really good spice levels, its his go-to spot as a prohero, he also enjoys how quiet it is after a long day at work. When we’re closer as colleagues and a little bit more, he introduces me to it. The owner is probably a really understanding and outgoing guy who’d even be able to accommodate to any of my food allergies and such (another reason why Katsuki takes me out there so often). I get a loot of anxiety at restaurants because of all my dietary requirements so it feels so good to have a nice place to eat where I’m at ease without feeling like a bother

🐦‍⬛ - if Katsuki was a bird, hmmmm its hard to assign him to one, but I can picture a falcon or a crow. Meanwhile I’d definitely be a flamingo or a budgie HAHAHA

🌙 - I like the night, its quiet and everything dies down, its also where I get all my free time after a long day, however i am NOT a nightowl, every time I try to stay up late I always sleep before 2am, and on a usual day I consistently sleep around 11pm. On the rare occasion where I do stay up late its SO FUN but thats like once in a blue moon. For katsuki I can’t imagine him being particularly fond of the night, even though he enjoys the quiet and the chance to finally wind down, part of him also hates the quiet, its too quiet. He often ruminates and gets wayy too into his head when he’s alone so it isn’t the greatest. Its nice that he sleeps early though, he usually manages to avoid the rumination by crashing into bed EXHAUSTED after his terrible routine of waking up at the crack of dawn, working out, going work, ext.

🍒 - I do bake! I enjoy it a lot every now and then and often make myself biscuits so I can have them in the morning bc I looove a sweet treat first thing to get me going (consider this my equivalent to morning coffee). Katsuki is less of a baker and more of a cook, so we both have our unique strong points in the kitchen, on evenings where we have the energy to go all out we’re both in the kitchen teaching each other things and helping out with the easy tasks. I get to mix the vegetables in a pan to make sure they don’t burn while he gets to measure my dry ingredients.

🐸 - Forgetting Katukis canonically assigned animal (sigh, a chihuahua) I actually associate him loaddssss with cats :3 if I had to pick a specific animal other than that I’d say lions, he’s already seen in an official art with a lion but even before that I always saw some similarities between them! + i looooove lions they’re one of my favourite big cats after tigers!

🐈‍⬛ - I prefer cats! I loooove how cute they are, how much personality they have and how meaningful a bond with a cat is, they’re such clever creatures with their own boundaries that take time to overcome, but when you do its soooo worth it, understanding a cat takes a lot of empathy and recognition of body language to reaalllyy know what they’re thinking, and it takes even more to build a relationship with one!! I do find dogs quite cute too, although there are quite a few breeds I dislike. I think my biggest thing about dogs is what is believed about them in my religion, their saliva is considered unclean so touching it means you must wash yourself, so its much preferred for them to not be house pets since they make everything “dirty”. I must say though, i looooveee big fluffy dog breeds, they’re so cute and friendly and ughhhh its so fun to see how playful they are.

⚜️ - hmmm, me and Katsuki have probably travelled various countries, most of the time its when he has opportunities to work overseas, I’m not a big traveller mostly because I’ve simply never had an interest in it. Maybe because travelling always felt financially out of reach within my family apart from visiting extended family back home, so I never dreamed of going to tropic countries and such if that makes sense. Katsuki 100% challenges this mindset of mine, wanting to teach me to enjoy things even if I hadn’t had them before :3 he’s probably bothered by my low expectations or what it takes to please me, I’m a very simple person, watching something at home or even something as simple as quality time gets me super happy, but to him who wants to spoil me rotten this causes difficulties for him

🎀 - hmmmm I can’t quite say I have a specific favourite outfit, but I do know I have a few favourite things he wears!! Accessories are one of the things he wears rarely but when he does he goes ALL OUT, i loveeee the chunky belts he wears with decorative buckles and his silver bracelets. Another personal favourite is whenever he wears a tanktop HAHA quite obviously

🥬- I’ve probably introduced sooooo many snacks to Katsuki, I don’t think he would have a favourite from the particularly unhealthy stuff, but as far as meals go, he’d love Turkish Grill food, seems like a guy to enjoy lamb however he does like the chicken shish kebab I introduce him to as well :3 I used to eat it often as a food for special occasions, however I haven’t bought from that place in a while after money troubles and them increasing their prices. Katsuki probably tries bring back that tradition for me, every couple weeks or so when something good happens, doesn’t even have to be celebration worthy, we order some good Turkish grilled food <33 I imagine that kind of cuisine to be a hard find in Japan? Maybe? So theres probably a rare few places we enjoy to buy from for that specifically

🖤- hmmmm, I’m not sure if Katsuki would actually have a preference of clothes he’d like me to wear? He probably sees the charm in all the clothes I wear in one way or another only because at the end of the day it’s me wearing it. He’d particularly like it when I do make the effort to dress myself up a bit and look cute. One of his guilty pleasures is when I dress in a similar style to him, gives me a different edge he’s not used to.

🐤 - Would me and Katsuki ever live on a farm? HAHA. HAHAHAHAHHAHA. No. me personally I would neeeeverrrrrrr live on a farm, too many bugs and filth, then theres dealing with the animals who despite being very cute must be hard work. I really wouldn’t be able to see myself at one. On a similar note Katsuki wouldn’t either, although theres a surprisingly huge array of fanfic with him as a farmhand / cowboy who works at a farm, in canon verse I highly doubt it, he’s too action driven to live that kind of life. It would need veeery specific circumstances in a very specific au for him working at a farm to be possible

🎈 - Celebrating Katsukis birthday is a special time. you’d think he’s thrilled to have a special day dedicated to him, when actually he probably struggles a bit with it. Feeling awkward from all the nice happy gestures, in our earlier years as teens and even as early adults his birthday is probably a full celebration between me and his friends, sometimes his other classmates even join in, however as we get older its probably well known by then he prefers a quiet gesture and something smaller, something intimate. It gets harder and harder for him to actually have a get together with his friends when they all have different schedules, and while he says it doesn’t bother him, I know that it surely does. I organise a meet-up for his friends and him. Getting him a present is always difficult, but its always something useful. Something I’ve picked up in conversation and stored in my memory for later, something that really shows I pay attention to him. I do try my best to offer a homemade present too if whatever I gave him is store bought, a tradition I try carry on every year.

🌱 - I do like gardening, although I’m not very good at it I think? Im terrible at being consistent with things because I’ve got so many things to keep up with at once. I’ve also lived in a flat all my life, so my biggest experience with gardening is keeping a houseplant that dies an unfortunate slow death 😔. Katsuki’s thumbs are a tinyyy bit greener than mine, he’s not an expert at gardening per se, but I can imagine him growing a few plants like chilli peppers and other herbs that he personally uses in the kitchen. He only started after receiving commentary that he’s a workaholic, he barely knows what to do with himself when he’s at home, already preparing himself for his next day at work. So he took on small time gardening and didn’t stop since.

♣️ - I can’t imagine myself playing card games just me and him with actual playing cards, I would probably be the one to suggest it and try teach him after watching a 45 minute youtube video on how to play. We do probably play uno though on a rainy day.

🐠 - I love the ocean, I also love the sea. I would be lying if I said the idea of the ocean running so deep with so many unknown sea creatures within it didn’t scare me a little. But it does fascinate me, if I had to name a favourite ocean creature it would probably be whale sharks? Their size is a bit intimidating but they’re quite harmless.

[spookyboywhump]

More Eve!!!!! This is her coming home + her first major injury :3c From here it’ll probably stop being chronological whatever I post with her and instead spaced out whenever just for funsies

Word Count: 2,240

CW: pet whump, dehumanization, burning of the whumpee

***

The girl looked around her new home curiously, her hands clasped together behind her back. From the moment they walked through the doorway she was overwhelmed by how neat and pristine everything looked, like the modeled rooms of a furniture store. She didn’t want to risk touching anything, like she would somehow break or dirty something just by putting her hands on it.

The woman, who had explained her name was Natalia Fairfax, but she could only refer to her as Miss, or Miss Fairfax, led her from room to room, a living room with a large television mounted on the wall, a well stocked kitchen and adjoining dining room, an office with bookshelves full of more books than she’d ever seen outside a store or library. Upstairs was Natalia’s bedroom, the guest bedrooms, and the guest bathroom. They were about to walk back downstairs when she finally spoke up, her voice soft and timid.

“Uh- um, Miss Fairfax…?” She asked hesitantly.

“Yes, what is it?” She paused with her hand on the staircase railing.

“Which room will be mine? I-I just want to make sure I ask before it gets too late-“

“Room? You think that pets get rooms?” There was that hint of a smile again, she was amused by what she thought was a simple question. “No, I’m sorry to say that I don’t spoil my pets. Bedrooms are for people, come with me downstairs and I’ll show you where you will sleep.” She told her.

“Yes ma’am…” She followed her back downstairs, being mindful to hide her disappointment. She knew that not all owners were as kind of generous as others, but it still hurt a little, she’d been so hopeful about sleeping in a real bed after so long on a concrete floor or uncomfortable cot.

In the kitchen there was another door aside from the one that led to the pantry, she hadn’t questioned it the first time they went through there. Natalia opened it up and turned a light on, leading her down another flight of stairs into the basement. Each step down made her more and more nervous, she’d always hated going down into the basement as a child, there were always spiders in the house she grew up in, and before she’d been bought she’d heard so many horror stories about owners with whole torture rooms in their basements, not unlike the training rooms she hated so much.

As they actually entered the main part of the basement, she saw it wasn’t nearly as bad as she’d been expecting, nothing special but clean, no weapons of torture in sight, just a nice washer and dryer, some racks containing extra household items and cleaning supplies, what looked like a closet for extra space, and some storage containers stacked up against the wall. She let out a sigh of relief, she almost felt silly for being so afraid.

“I hope you know how to do laundry, you’ll be responsible for all of it now as part of your chores.” Natalia said, and she nodded quickly.

“Yes ma’am, I can do that.” She assured her.

“Good, and you’ll be sleeping in there.” She said, gesturing to the closet door. “I’ve already left some things you’ll need in there, but I’ll have to do something about getting you more clothes and properly fitting shoes.” She said, looking her over, it felt like she was scrutinizing every aspect of her appearance. “You can take a look and take some time to rest if you need to, come find me upstairs when you’re ready.” She told her, and she nodded again. She watched her go back upstairs, waiting until she heard the door at the top shut before she finally relaxed. Natalia put her on edge, she was very cold and her eyes were intense no matter how she looked at her, she felt like one wrong move would get her in big trouble.

Now that she was alone, she went to check out what was supposed to be where she slept. It looked like a closet that had been cleaned out just for her, it was big enough to walk into, probably big enough to comfortably lay down in, but rather narrow. The shelves were almost empty, aside from some folded up blankets, a pillow, and a digital alarm clock.

She looked around the basement a little bit longer, getting herself familiar with another part of the house she’d be working in. Finally, she went back upstairs where she found Natalia in her office. She looked up from her laptop when she entered the room, giving her a disapproving look.

“You’ll want to knock before entering a room unless I’ve called you inside from now on. Go ahead and come here though.” She said, pushing her chair back from her desk. Nervously, she walked over to her, and after Natalia gestured to the floor, she dropped to her knees. “I need to get you a new collar, which means you’ll get a name tag with it. I’ve been thinking about the name Eve for you.” She told her.

“Eve…?”

“Yes. It’s short, but I think it’ll fit you nicely. I expect you to respond immediately when I call your name, do you understand?” She’d been anxious about what Natalia may choose to name her, she’d heard of all kinds of demeaning and humiliating names pets had gotten stuck with, but Eve… she thought it was pretty, she felt lucky even.

“Yes ma’am.” Eve told her, accepting her new name without complaint. She wouldn’t say she had no attachment to her actual name, but she’d happily take this over anything insulting.

“Good girl.” Natalia smiled at her. “As long as you obey me and do your job here well, then you should be fine. I intend to keep you only as long as you’re useful, but you seem like you’ll last a while.” Eve chose to take that as a compliment, she wanted to last a while, forever even. After all, she didn’t want to find out what Natalia did with pets that were no longer useful.

***

Eve settled down n and tried to adapt to the rules here quickly. She learned the hard way the first morning he woke up in the house that Natalia would allow her to learn to cook, but that she should learn quickly as she wouldn’t be allowed to eat anything she hadn’t prepared. Natalia had put instructions for making breakfast on the counter and told her to start learning or go hungry, and sadly, she was not a natural in the kitchen. For the first few weeks her diet consisted primarily of burnt toast and overcooked eggs, most of the other food she messed up wasn’t even edible.

The rest of the chores were easy, but exhausting on a nearly empty stomach. She cleaned her mistakes in the kitchen multiple times a day and tended to the upkeep of every single other room in the house. She felt like she was cleaning before the mess could even be created, but she supposed this was just what was necessary to keep a home like this looking as picture perfect as it was.

She didn’t think it would be hard, only Natalia lived there after all, but with the amount of things that needed to be done every single day, she hardly had a moment to herself until she was allowed to go to bed. That alarm clock would go off at five thirty every morning, when she would have to get up and start everything over again.

After nearly two months there, her skills with breakfast had improved immensely, she could make a variety of things now and she felt more confident in her abilities there, but dinner was causing her to struggle. She was always overwhelmed, there were always so many things to do at once and it never came out right. She’d usually end up going to bed hungry after Natalia scolded her for messing up again.

She’d been punished for some of the most ruined meals, made to kneel on dry rice for two hours after she mistakenly burnt the rice for dinner, salt rubbed into preexisting cuts and scrapes when she seriously over salted one meal, she never resisted the punishments and as she cried, Natalia would tell her she would know better next time now, she wouldn’t have to repeat this, and she’d keep those punishments in the back of her mind whenever she went to start preparing another meal.

The worst of it came late one evening. She’d fallen behind on her chores so dinner was running late, and though Eve was doing her best, she was in a hurry and things were not going well. The chicken she’d been cooking in one pan had clearly burnt and there was no going back from that and the water she was trying to boil for pasta seemed like it would never reach a boiling point. She kept stirring the sauce in the pot on a back burner, anxiously biting her lip as she knew there was no way in which this could end well for her. She froze as she heard footsteps entering the room, Natalia approaching her.

“Again, Eve?” She asked, sounded exasperated.

“I-I’m sorry ma’am, I’m sorry, I was trying but there was just-“

“I don’t want to hear your excuses!” She snapped at her. She shoved her away from the stove, looking over the damage she’d done this time. “I feel I’ve been more than patient with you and yet you continue to fuck up completely simple tasks, I’m starting to wonder if you’re even worth keeping around!” The comment felt like a punch to the gut, Eve’s heart pounded in her chest, sweat pricked at the back of her neck and suddenly the spacious kitchen felt much smaller, much hotter, she thought she was going to be sick.

“N-no!” She blurted out. “No, please, I promise I’ll do better, please punish me, give- give me more time, I’ll do better!” She insisted, tears welling up in her eyes. She didn’t know what would happen to her if Natalia decided she wasn’t worth keeping around, she didn’t know if they’d take her back and let her work again or if they’d finally just put her down and get it over with. Natalia just looked even angrier with her, her hand wrapped around the handle of the pot of hot water.

“You do not tell me no.” She said through gritted teeth. Eve took a step back, she knew she was in danger, she hadn’t seen Natalia this angry before.

“I’m sorry…” She whimpered. Apologies meant nothing to Natalia though, and she knew that, it had never helped her before, but Natalia’s punishments were always strategic and thought out. She didn’t take even a second to think about this, she lifted the pot from the stove in one quick movement and splashed the hot water onto her, eliciting a shriek from Eve as she instinctively turned away to protect herself.

She didn’t throw the whole pot of near boiling water on her, but it was certainly enough, and she’d only managed to protect her chest and stomach from getting the worst of it. The right side of her body was still soaked, searing pain from her shoulder all the way down her leg, she could feel it in her ribs, her shorts wet and sticking to her thigh, she desperately shook water off her arm as she cried, stumbling towards the sink for cold water.

“H-hot, it’s really hot, please- please help me, I’m sorry ma’am, I’m sorry, please help!” She cried, trying to run cold water from the faucet over her arm but it just wasn’t enough, too much of her body felt like it was on fire for just the kitchen sink to help her, her legs were shaking and all she could think of was how badly she needed the pain to stop.

“Why should I? You brought this on yourself.” Natalia said, glaring at her.

“Please!” She sobbed, collapsing against the counter, barely managing to hold herself up by gripping onto the edge. After a moment Natalia sighed heavily, she stormed over and opened a drawer next to the sink to get a hand towel before shutting the water off. She used the towel to dry off the remaining water on her, she was so rough in doing so it caused Eve to start screaming again.

“Quiet! I’m trying to help you but I won’t if you’re going to keep shrieking in my ear!” She hissed, and Eve bit down on her lip, whimpering pitifully as she tried to keep quiet. Natalia took her arm in her hand, looking over the damage done with a scowl on her face. “I think you’re going to need to see someone for this.”

“Like… Like a doctor…?” She asked.

“Yes, a doctor.” She said it like Eve was stupid. “Not the kind you’re used to I’m sure.” Eve didn’t know what she meant by that, and she wasn’t sure she wanted to find out.

She assumed if she was going to see a doctor, she’d be given treatment, even time to recover. She was already praying that it wouldn’t take too long, Natalia was being gracious enough to get her seen at all, she just hoped she intended to keep her afterwards.

[suckitsurveys]

When did you last drink coffee? I’m drinking ice coffee right now.

When did you last cry? And why, if you feel like sharing. I have been dealing with mental health shit.

What was the last beach you visited and when? I haven’t been to the beach yet this year, so I think the last one I went to was Ogunquit beach in Maine last September.

What book do you plan to read next? Part of me wants to read Annamarie Tendler (Mulaney’s ex wife)’s book and another part of me just doesn’t care.

What fictional character/s remind you of yourself? Daria, Princess Carolyn, Louise Belcher, Liz Lemon.

What’s in your fridge right now? List as many things as you can think of. Strawberries, lots of cheese, coffee creamer, EveryPlate ingredients, sauces, sparkling water (my newest obsession), sour cream, a britta water pitcher.

If you could have any artist, living or dead, paint your portrait, who would it be? No idea.

Do you smell anything in particular right now? My coffee breath lol.

Do you make enough money to live comfortably? [can be in combination with a spouse] Sure.

What is one thing you like about your appearance? Don’t say nothing! I like my facial features and my hair when it’s dyed.

What would you like to tell your father? I need to talk to him about a health concern but the timing hasn’t been right.

What would you like to tell your mother? I mean, anything. She’d been dead for 11 years (literally to the day) so, getting to talk to her at all again would be great.

Whose was the last wedding you went to? My own.

What is your greatest fear? Having my fears used against me.

What is a chronic health issue you deal with, even if it’s minor? Blah.

What was your college major? If applicable. Communications.

What new place have you been to recently? New Orleans.

What are you a geek about? TV shows and actors on TV shows.

What is something you have no patience for? I mean, I am pretty patient in general but I have my moments.

What celebrity would you want to go out for a meal/drinks with? Michael Longfellow. Or anyone from the SNL cast really. Or all of them at once lol.

Are you happy with your weight? Nope.

When did you last hold a baby, if ever? Whose? My nieces’ cousin Zoe on their dad’s side a couple years ago.

How many cats do you have? Three.

How many dogs do you have? Zero.

How many other pets do you have? None.

How old were you when you got your driver’s license? 20.

What year did you graduate high school? 2007.

What is the first number of your zip code? 6

How many of your grandparents are still alive? None.

What is your favorite number? 24.

How many kids do you want? Zero.

How many apartments have you lived in? We lived in one until I was 4 and now I currently live in one with my husband.

What age do people say you look? People think I am younger than I am.

Do you feel like your family accepts you for who you are? Yeah.

Do you feel like your friends accept you for who you are? Yes.

Who is the best doctor you’ve ever had? I don’t know.

Have you ever been flipped off by a random stranger? Probably.

Do you have a lot of people blocked on Facebook? I don’t remember, probably a small handful.  

Do you consider yourself spiritual? Yes

Do you consider yourself religious? Nope.

Are you afraid of spiders? Not really. I don’t enjoy being in their presence but I am not scared of them. They are lil babies.

Are you afraid of snakes? I don’t have a reason to be actively afraid of them. If I was near a poisonous one that would be a different story, but it’s not on my mind 24/7.

Does everyone in your family know your sexual orientation? I barely know my sexual orientation bro.

What is one thing you find offensive? Using slurs.

Do you often post about politics on social media? Rarely.

Would you ever want to go back to school? Nope.

What are three things you are naturally good at? Organizing, planning, and whatever else goes along with that.

What are three things you are NOT naturally good at? Everything else.

Is your dream to get married and have kids? I am married.

Where do you hang your towel to dry after showering? On a hook.

If you were the opposite sex, how would you style your hair? No idea.

Last person you hugged? My husband.

How is the weather right now? In the 70Fs.

Are you missing someone? Yes.

What is the wallpaper on your cell phone? A picture of Longfellow as my lock screen and my home screen is just some purple heart design.

What do you have handy at your bedside? Water, my phone, my glasses, meds, tissues.

What is your dad’s middle name? –

What is your mom’s middle name? __

First thing you’ll save in a fire? My cats.

[magical-glimpse]

Hi I searched for open readings on dream interpretations, I was wondering if you could do one for me? 😭

I saw that I walk into a cave where me and another guy are bitten by spiders and we transform? This cave is next to a school. I think he becomes something of a vampire He feeds on passer-bys only bully boys. I don’t know how I know that. I also don’t remember feeding on them myself. But I do remember it’s not blood feeding he is doing, it’s almost energy feeding. Like I send gold “waves” in the air when he’s feeding. Then this guy that got bitten, starts feeding on me but in a different way. Oral *cringe* Like I’m dripping with honey *down there* and he’s licking up everything? *cries*

And then a few other things happen related to my professional life, but the thing that stands out the most is that I pick a parrot green chalk from the art section at a bookstore.

Then the dream fast forwards back to this guy and somehow Taurus is the theme. Very specifically it was the theme and not the actual sign. Like this bitten guy is back and he is rich, muscular, sensual (themes related to the sign I think). He’s helping me with my project (?) and He’s taking care of me a lot. He was dressed in camel shorts and white tshirt, gold chains. Beige sports shoes.

I’m sorry it was so weird, you can totally delete this ask. I was so weirded out that I couldn’t even bring myself to ask my friends who are readers 🥲😭

PS: I don’t know if this is helpful but I have vivid dreams daily, and I log them. Just last night I dreamt of a snowy night and there was like a colony of bunny families. Could be around 30. Like pure white. If they didn’t occasionally move I’d think of them as part of the snow. They were so cute and we snuggled. 😭 and for some reason I was dancing before that, and Julianna Moore decided to show up and say I dance well. *shrug*

PPS: I am a female, if that helps further. *shrug*

PPPS: you can delete this ask, I would totally understand and I swear I’m still weirded out. 😭😭😭😭😭

friend are you okay ?TT-TT this sounds very eventful lol

Okay so the first part id say is about how you function in teams?Far fetched i know but hear me out.Are the others people you know ?If not, they might representation of different archetypes of yourself.Im gonna sound like a typical psychoanalyst, but do you have a repressed sexuality ?Do you feel like you are not free to express yourself how you need?Or are you vulnerable when it comes to this subject?In a more general way, do you struggle to understand when are people just relying on each other and where they are being codepedendent ? See, i interpret the feeding here as energy exchange, food is at the same time natural and normal, but when it comes from a vampire, it is seen as toxic, bad, shameful etc.So with no further context, i would say it is linked to the way you view intimacy in human relationship, needs for affection/attention etc. You might struggle to see your own worth in relationship, or feel valued during physical or social interactions. In general, I would interpret the first dream as you feeling a lack of safety in your interpersonal relationships and in the way you relate/connect to others.I would suggest to look into attachment styles. For the second part, i would say the Taurus thing confirms the lack of safety, and especially the lack of comfort you feel in most(?) your relationships,do you have trust issues bae ?Are you also struggling with money ?Im sorry if that last one is intrusive, but it seems like in gneral in your life you dont feel very supported nor safe,you might benefit from learning about abundance mindset/scarcity mindset ( careful tho, a lot of misinfo and cults) Even the bunnies are reminding me of comfort lol.Even though winter is the coldest season, it is also the most heartwarming, I also love to go home and cuddle my pets lol

So yeah, here are my ideas.Dont be afraid to ask more questions, and dont be ashamed.Dreams are brain salads, so as such they are always super messy lol, its not problem

[blue-eyed-bloodstains]

What’s your favourite type of exercise? I don’t really exercise, haven’t for years and given how weak my body’s gotten from illness for years deteriorating my muscle strength...walking for more than a very short period of time before having to sit so I don’t drop would be a godsend so walking

What type of alcohol can you not stand to drink? I’ll drink anything I can get my hands on, though I’m not a big fan of champagne

Do you play The Sims? What’s your favourite one? I used to all the time...but I haven’t since like, they came out with the vacation one and the one where you can get pets so goes to show throwback lol I loved those expansions/spin offs that came out then and had so many more options for houses, hard to choose just one and I’m so far behind I’m sure I’d love the more recent ones too

Whose wedding did you last attend? my fiance’s cousin’s in December 2021

Have you ever received a parking fine? no

What time did you wake up today? kept dozing on and off for most of the day

Do you know anyone who has a hyphenate name? I’m assuming this means last names to which yeah a few

Have you ever studied colour theory? no?

What can you hear right now? listening to music and tv in the background

Are you in any group chats? Who’s in them? none

Do you have a lisp? unfortunately because of severe underbite and jaw issues yeah...I try putting my teeth together when I talk like how most people talk but you can still see and hear the lisp since physically I can’t fix it without surgery...very very very self conscious about my jaw/teeth/talking...

What are you afraid of? darkness, spiders, silence, abandonment, losing everyone...

What are your fingernails like right now? short

How many pillows are on your bed? two

Are you more a numbers or words person? words

Do you separate your laundry? no, never have

If any food or drink could appear in front of you, what would you get? ALCOHOLLLLLLLL...and a pound of crabs with old bay seasoning! 

What languages can you count to 10 in? obviously English...and Spanish, Italian, and I can “say”/read Roman numerals 

Who in your family are you most similar to? as much as I hate it with every bit of my heart and soul, my mother.

Other than Christmas, do you celebrate any religious holidays? I mean, Easter is religious but I wouldn’t say I “celebrate” it, plus I’m not religious 

Have you ever worked in retail? Where did you work? oh dear lord that’s half of my resume is retail...Six Flags (yes that counts), Forever 21, Kohls, Walgreens (pharm tech but counts still, plus also covered the front register sometimes)

Do you have an Instagram account? Do you use it often? yes and no

Can you parallel park? I used to be able to but not anymore lol not gonna chance it

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

222 of 2023

REBLOG | BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOU ;

1) I have green eyes. 2) I come from a rich family. 3) I have a Deadjournal. 4) I know how to operate a vehicle correctly. 5) I have been in more than 2 car accidents in the past 12 months. 6) I have a motorcycle permit or license. 7) My father is over 50. 8) I have a boyfriend/girlfriend. (husband) 9) I listen to rap music. 10) I’ve never done anything I say I really regret. 11) I cheated on one of my exes and they don’t know about it to this day. 12) I slept in a bathroom once. 13) My favorite color is neon orange. 14) My school colors were red and white. 15) I wish I knew my mother better. 16) I look older than I really am. 17) I am a Scorpio. 18) I detest spiders with every fiber of my being. 19) I am pro-choice. 20) I consider myself to be an intelligent person. 21) I was alive in 1989. 22) I have a broken heart. 23) I remember a lot about my first love. 24) I will die and bring no secrets to my grave. 25) I hate driving on ice or in snow. 26) I am Japanese. 27) I speak a language most people don’t understand. 28) My vision is perfect. 29) My favorite band is From First To Last. 30) I am left-handed. (well, still) 31) My favorite drink is Mountain Dew. 32) I am a Grammar Nazi and I am proud of it. 33) I don’t have a twitter. And I’m cool with that. 34) I am single. 35) I am pretty personable. 36) I let moodiness take over sometimes. 37) My mother is well taken care of. 38) My father makes more money than my mother does. 39) I play the lottery 40) I only like dark chocolate. 41) I have eaten already today. 42) I want to conquer the world and rename it something else. 43) I am a virgin. 44) My favorite animal would not make a good pet. 45) I often contemplate throwing my computer out the window. 46) I have a distaste for anything made with cheese. 47) I am hispanic. 48) I hate chores. 49) I am a neat freak. 50) My hair is brown 51) I am short. 52) I am afraid of dying. 53) I love someone very dearly and would give my life for them. 54) My email is not hotmail, yahoo, or aol. (well, one of these is hotmail) 55) I have been seriously depressed in the past. 56) I have had the Chicken Pox 57) I enjoy reading the newspaper. 58) I like online shopping better than going to the mall or to the store. 59) My place of work is less than 20 miles from my home. 60) I have social anxiety. 61) I’m lazy. 62) I am too nice for my own good. 63) I really should be doing something else. 64) I like to debate. 65) I enjoy/enjoyed high school. 66) I think that I am nice-looking or sexually desireable. 67) I clean my room at least once a month. 68) I’ve lived in an apartment. 69) I like the city more than the country. 70) I listen to country music. 71) I am listening to music right now. 72) I’ve been to a rock concert. 73) I like listening to wind chimes. 74) I have been skinny dipping before. 75) I wanted to be a super hero when I was little. 76) I remember being born. 77) I don’t trust politicians. 78) My hair has been dyed in the past year. 79) I have more than 2 piercings. 80) I am female. 81) I love being different. 82) I’m incredibly sarcastic. 83) I like to play videogames. 84) I am lactose intolerant. 85) I keep a journal. 86) I’m sensitive. 87) I cry more than most people think I do. 88) My favorite movie genre is Comedy. 89) I have sang in public before. 90) I enjoy dancing. 91) I’ve gone clubbing with friends. 92) I am 18 or older. 93) I have never tried to do a cartwheel. 94) My dad made me a treehouse when I was younger. 95) My mother drives a truck. 96) I wanted to be a lawyer when I was younger. 97) I watch CSI. 98) I want to dye my hair an unnatural color. 99) I have wasted more than 5 minutes on this survey. 100) I watch football on Sundays.

[frodo-with-glasses]

More Reading Thoughts: The Forbidden Pool

Eyyyy we’re gonna see Gollum again!

(Why am I happy to see Gollum?? I guess he’s fun to draw, and I’m looking forward to doing that. But also he brings conflict and mischief with him whenever he goes, and that’s what makes a book Very Interesting. It’s been a bit boring lately.)

Sam has a Frodo-Sense! >:-O It’s like one of those GPS pet-tracker thingies that ping your phone when it passes out of a certain range—

Okay, I’ll admit it, the Window sounds lovely. I’d like to see something like that in real life.

DANG, Faramir can be SAVAGE if he wants.

Sam: “It’s cold out here.” Faramir: “Did I invite you?” Sam: “No 8-|” Faramir: “Then the cold is just punishment.”

Faramir: “Some squirrel, Anborn. Can squirrels swim?”

Faramir: “Should we shoot?” Frodo: “…..No.” Sam, if he’d had his way: “YES”

Faramir: “What has he come here for?” Frodo: “He’s looking for something. Irresistibly drawn to it.” Faramir: “The Ring?” Frodo: “Fish.”

Frodo resorts to talking like Gollum in a desperate attempt to get Gollum to listen to him, like an exasperated mother with her toddler. I’m telling you, this is the funniest thing X’-D

“Where is the other one, the cross rude hobbit?” HA! (See in the book Gollum actually KNOWS Sam’s name—he uses it in the Dead Marshes—but why would he allow him that courtesy when he can insult him instead??)

Frodo: “I feel terrible. I hate having to do this to him.” Sam: “So do I. I hate having anything to do with him.”

Faramir: “The fish of this pool are dearly bought.” Gollum: “*drops fish* Don’t want fish.” Hahaha how else was he supposed to take that, Faramir??

Faramir: “Cut him loose. *hands Frodo a knife*” Gollum: D-8 !!!!!

“There are locked doors and closed windows in your mind, and dark rooms behind them.” Me too.

Something about the fact that Frodo wants to make sure he himself is trustworthy, even as it involves Gollum—who can’t be trustworthy to save his life—kinda strikes me for some reason. “I can assure my own strength of character, even as it involves this treacherous leech. If you can’t trust him, trust me.”

I’m fascinated with the details of this contract. Apparently, Faramir’s word alone has legal holding for “a year and a day”, unless Frodo comes back within that time and presents himself before Denethor, in which case Faramir will ask to make the contact lifelong before what’s basically the Supreme Court of Gondor. So if Frodo shows up in Minas Tirith a year and TWO days after this contract was agreed upon, does that mean it’s void? What would be the ramifications of that? There’s both positive and negative things associated with this contract: “You’re free in all the lands of Gondor and under the protection of me and my people, but also you’re not allowed to come back to Ranger territory unless we ask you to.” So what is reversed on that hypothetical year-and-second-day, and what still holds? It doesn’t matter, of course, because I think by then Aragorn is king and everything, but I like splitting hairs unnecessarily for my own entertainment.

Frodo: “I thank you, and I am at your service, if that’s of any worth to you.” Faramir: “It is of great worth.” Oh ;-;

Faramir, to Gollum: “And may death find you swiftly, within Gondor or without, if you do not well serve [Frodo].” Oh, it will, Faramir. IT WILL.

Faramir, still to Gollum: “Leave us, and take that nasty half-eaten fish on the floor with you!”

“If Cirith Ungol is named, old men and masters of lore will blanch and fall silent.” Old men and masters of lore are afraid of spiders.

“What spell would [the Ring] work in Minas Tirith? Shall there be two cities of Minas Morgul, grinning at each other across a dead land filled with rottenness?” Ohhhhhohoho that is such a visceral mental image. Poetry, Frodo. Poetry of the kind that makes the bottom of my stomach drop out. *applause*

“If ever beyond hope you return to the lands of the living and we re-tell our tales, sitting by a wall in the sun, laughing at old grief, you shall tell me then.” Annnnd more poetry, but now the heart-stabby kind.

But that begs the question: Did Frodo get to tell Faramir the story of Gollum and the Ring while he was recovering after returning from Mordor? Or maybe Gandalf told Faramir himself. I imagine it would be a sore spot for Frodo.

For all of us who are going through a hard time right now, myself included: May we all sit by a wall in the sun, laughing at old grief, and re-tell our tales, someday.

[curseofaphrodite]

Hi!!! I would love the Halloween prompt 9 with Cedric Diggory please!! I know it’ll be amazing can’t wait too see it! :)

Cedric Diggory x Reader

Summary: Deciding what to wear to go trick or treating with Cedric and your kids. (headcanons/drabbles)

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‣ Cedric doesn't really like trick-or-treating, but he's always up for spending time with his family. 

‣  He's simple, he throws his Hufflepuff robes over him and asked you to wear your robes too. In the muggle world, they'll pass as costumes, and no one would know that the two of you were indeed practitioners of magic.

‣  Your robes still fit! Now that your costumes were decided, the ones for your kids remained to be bought.

‣  Your youngest daughter kept yelling she wanted to be a superhero, so you made her dress like Black Widow. Your angel looked AMAZING by the way. 

‣  Your son wanted to be “something feared.” ("I bet you, he's a Slytherin." Cedric had muttered.)

‣  After going through shop after shop, Cedric said he found the costume of the most fearsome creature ever to walk upon this earth.

‣  Arvin, your son, yelled in joy and asked what it was.

‣  Cedric smiled at you playfully and said, "Spiders!"

‣  You scowled. It was an inside joke between the two of you ever since you met. He always claimed that you were scared of spiders.

‣  You’d deny it every chance you get, but he’ll laugh when you stand on the bed or tables when there’s a sighting of a spider. You’ll still shake your head and pretend to look brave, but that didn’t fool him.

‣  It’s not that you were scared of spiders, you just didn’t like them. There had to be a difference between fear and hatred, right? To Cedric, the answer was no.

‣  But you thought of every spider-related incident with a fondness you couldn’t describe, because all of them had Cedric in it somehow.

‣  One day, before you started dating, you were his partner in Defense Against the Dark Acts, and on seeing a spider on his shoulder, you had let out a small scream.

‣  Cedric had yelled too, thinking there was a dementor behind him or something.

‣  But on seeing it’s a spider, he had brushed it off gently and demanded why you had to scare him like that.

‣  You had looked at him seriously and said, “Because it was a spider.”

‣  He stared at you blankly before laughing. The sound made you blush. It made you go uh-oh I’m gonna like this boy, huh? 

‣  The blush on your cheeks had made him go swoony too. Needless to say, the both of you were dating soon enough.

‣  It was strange how long ago that was. You felt proud for making it this far with Cedric. Five years ago, the both of you were chasing each other around Hogwarts. Now you have a family, and a house full of memory. *sigh* 

‣  Back to present! After Cedric said their mother was scared of spiders, Arvin was determined to dress up as one. Your frown got deeper, knowing you’ll never be able to convince them you’re not afraid of tiny little long-legged creatures. 

‣  Who knows, maybe one day you’ll surprise your husband by buying a pet spider. 

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: When they get scared by the reader (REQUESTED)

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SCP 073 (Cain)

I feel like Cain normally wouldn't be scared

Like if you made him watch a horror movie, he might flinch slightly but wouldn't be terrified of it

So when you try to scare him like a prank sort of way, he would flinch a little more than usual but would recover seconds later

Like that one time when he was alone walking down the hallway looking zoned out since he was thinking of something

And you just crept up to him like the sneaky little child you are and jumped onto his back

He did get a load yelp but realised it was you

Luckily for you, Cain didn't give you a lecture like before and actually laughed with you

However, if you were kidnapped or taken hostage or used for an experiment, it would obviously frighten him and he wouldn't forgive himself

So to prevent this, he would keep you within his line of sight at all times

Anyways, as I've mentioned before, Cain would probably also give you a tight hug after your little stunt and unbeknownst to him, the researchers recorded it for a laugh

Cain did give you a lecture but forgave you since you were so young and he couldn't resist those eyes

And the researchers did give you some sweets

SCP 076-2 (Abel)

Now, a warrior like Abel wouldn't be so easily frightened

Especially if it was a child, even more so if it's you since he knows you too well and has personally trained you from the age of 5

Basically, Abel would notice your movement and body language well since you're both stuck together

So you have devices a plan with your scientist friends to try and scare him

And yes, it's working

Because Abel got extremely distracted by Iris

Iris basically got yahooted into this mess and was told to wear a lingerie

Yes, you did scare him by shoving him into Iris

I wouldn't say he got a scare, but more like a surprise

Poor girl she just wanted to sleep

SCP 999 (Tickle Monster) 999 would most likely be scared the easiest out of everyone on this list

Aside from Glass

He's like a close second

Back to 999, you both were just chilling and wandering around the facility aimlessly

Because yall are boring (TBF you're both trapped in this giant mf blop of a building)

Anyways, let's just say that it was Bright and Clef who introduced you to the world of pranks and you guys thought it would be funny to scare our 999 here

Basically, yall decided to play dead and then pretend to turn into zombies with some makeup

Yes, it did work since you've managed to scare the living daylights out of 999

And he was about to have a cardiac arrest (if he even has a biological heart)

And yes, it almost ended in another breach

And 999 did give you a lecture on how to not scare people like that

He does sound like a grandpa though XD

SCP 682 (Hard to Destroy Reptile)

I would say that scaring 682 would be difficult, but I won't since he's already terrified of that rabbit

You, along with the other researchers, thought it'll be fun to pull a prank on 682 in form of a magic trick

It's a classic rabbit in the hat trick and yes, you did pull SCP 524 out of the hat

But, little did your tiny brain know, that rabbit basically eats everything, including itself

So you just watched 524 approaches the already terrified 682 and nibble on his feet

And yes, you and the other researchers laughed hard since he crawled up the wall to get away from the rabbit (I'm now officially adopting 524 as my other pet)

Sadly, 524 didn't stay for long since another doctor needed him for a test with Josie (yes, the cat)

682 basically shouted at you for doing such a thing on him, your dad

But you ignored him anyways since you knew he never meant what he said and he wouldn't be mad at you for long

SCP 049 (Plague Doctor)

Our bird boy here is pretty much neutral when it comes to being scared

Like, he can be quite unfazed by many things, so it's no surprise if you or any other SCPs tried to jump on him

So as part of an experiment, you and your friends had decided that you would try to play dead and see if 049 would be terrified

Well, 049 was somewhat concerned and when you carried on playing dead, he became scared since you weren't so conscious, or so he thought

Since you played dead extremely well for such a young child, he tried to see if he could fix you

And before he could do anything, you jumped up at him like Bonnie from FNAF

Yes, he looked like he jumped out of his skin and was so stunned that he just sat in the corner with his head down for an hour

You all had to check up on him and he said he was 'fine'

He wasn't

049 gave you a lecture about playing dead like that unless there's a dangerous SCP

SCP 035 (Possessive Mask)

Now, since 035 is a mask and is very much a master manipulator and an award-winning actor/actress, you would most likely be able to take on those traits from him

When you were younger, you were eager to learn from 035, who you see as not only your best friend but also an idol, so he taught you everything he could

As you got older, you've gotten better at manipulation and acting, so much so that even 035 couldn't tell if you were just being you from time to time

So one day, you've decided to prank your dad because you were hella bored (like you always are :((( cuz yall never be productive and just sit on your flat bum all day and watch YouTube, Netflix or play games then sleep)

You basically produced a fake body of yourself and wrapped it in a black bag and sent it to 035's cell

Then, you've got one of your researcher buddies to write a note of your passing and that you do love him very much

035 did receive the message and made sure that there was a dead body in the package

He was pretty much convinced that it was you since you were able to disguise the fake body like bone and flesh

Which of course scared him to death because he was about to attack everyone on site

Luckily you got there on time to stop him which freaked him out and yes, you've gotten a lecture about being such a prankster (You got grounded for life but that didn't stop a rebellious child like you)

At least everyone at the facility has gotten a laugh about it for the next 3 months

SCP 105 (Iris)

Pranking Iris wouldn't be hard, but that doesn't mean she's fazed, but not in a sense like 049 who wouldn't get a good scare from some SCPs which could do him harm

Iris is very much a self-aware and open-minded individual who has common sense (unlike you, who don't even move out of your bed or even use your non-existent brain cells)

She's very much like every other person you'll meet on the streets who wouldn't just believe the first thing that she hears since she is very much a rational person

So, if you want to devise a plan to scare her, it'll have to blend in with everything or be quiet out there with realistic effects

You'll have to use your head to think of a good prank to scare her, which you did since you've inherited her intelligence (that's a lie because you don't have any intelligence left in you)

As her child, you have decided to prank her by making her a fake copy of her camera but instead of her being able to control objects within the photo, she would end up destroying it

You gave it to her as a gift and she accepted it with suspicion since you don't normally get her anything and encouraged her to try it (you're such an ungrateful child)

Cain, Dr Glass, Dr Kondraki and a couple of others wanted to see as well, so they stayed and watch

Much to everyone's horror, the illusion camera did exactly how you designed it to and Iris was furious and saddened

Later on, you told her about the prank since you feel bad and she was extremely mad

So instead of grounding or lecturing you, she decided to have revenge

SCP 106 (Old Man)

Now, scaring this old man would be rather interesting because he doesn't seem too fazed by the other, more dangerous and unpredictable, SCPs

But, you can still scare him to a certain degree

I mean, he is an old man after all, so scaring him would be fun

As long as you don't give him a heart attack then it's fine I guess (cuz yall be evil for scaring such an old man)

So, you have decided to scare 106 by giving off little bits of harmless pranks at first so 106 would let his guard down for a moment

Like, giving him a box full of spiders (he's quite disgusted by them just like how he sees your face every time) and popping an air-filled bag (Don't lie, you've all done it and it's hella fun)

Later on, you would gradually move to play with the more dangerous things, such as getting him to look at a picture of 096's face (Probs ugly like yo-)

As time moved on, 106 seemed to be relaxed and expected you to bring him random things and soon realised that there was something off

You didn't show up to him for almost a week and he was ready to get his dad mode on

Luckily, some of the guards caught you with Abel and got 106 involved since they were afraid of causing a massive breach

106 panicked and picked you up, giving you a lecture on how you shouldn't be with other SCPs like Abel

You managed to tell him that you've befriended Abel and he was stunned and gave him the dad glare (you know the one where dads would give to warn others to not hurt their kids right?)

And because it's Abel, he would even make sure to be with you whenever you were with him which made it difficult for you to play with Abel because he might steal you away (Yes I'm looking at you right now kiddo, don't play with Abel)

So in conclusion, if the prank involves you being in a dangerous position, he wouldn't necessarily be scared but would start to panic about your safety

SCP 096 (Shy Guy)

I think 096 would be similar to 106 in a sense but less logical and unfazed

It's more like he would be pretty panicky every time you weren't there with him and his anxiety would act up (like you every time you're preparing for your exams where you didn't even revise)

Like if you were with Safe class SCPs, he would be more relaxed than you being with a Euclid class, but it kinda depends on who it is

If it was Cain then it would be fine, but if you were to be with 173, he would be quite wary at first and would tell you to try and avoid being with that peanut

So if you wanted to scare him, it wouldn't be too hard

All you had to do was to be with another Keter class SCPs and play with them

He would be extremely cautious and terrified if you were with one and knowing this, you've decided that playing with 682 instead of playing with Walter the rabbit (SCP 524 | He's my other pet), you've decided to go up and pet 682

When 096 got a hold on the commission on you being with that lizard, he ran out of his cell, causing a huge containment breach on the way like he's bulletproof, and went yeehaw with 682

All you did was sit there in confusion as they entertained you with some pole dancing

Basically, if you scare 096, he would go from anxious to paranoid to berserk then to we're all going down to hell and back again

Dr Jack bright

This mf right here is unpredictable af

Like in his own body, he would remain unfazed and would even go as far as pranking you back

I mean he still would act all fun and games but since he can possess multiple bodies, the outcome of him being scared would vary which would surprise him too since he wouldn't know

Unless he decided to possess someone he knows well, but he knows better than to do that

Dr Bright would most notably be scared, like everybody else on the list, if you were to put yourself in immediate danger, but since you were just as crazy as your dad, he would most likely go along with it until you deliver your prank

Like, you could be juggling knives while standing on top of 682's head while singing 'Painted Smile' by Madam Macabre (If you haven't heard it, you should, it's amazing)

Also, he would sometimes find you having your back faced towards peanut and still be fine after having your neck being snapped (Yall be like surprise mf)

Anyways, one time Jack had made a promise to you to meet you at a certain place and he was late

So you stormed into his office (like the entitled little nugget you are) and went 'tick-tock mf' to your dad

Well it worked and you showed him your trick with the Keter classes

By causing a containment breach and somehow you managed to bribe the Keter classes to perform with you

Let's just say that just because you've inherited his craziness doesn't mean that you could go as far as doing this prank

Bright was about to drop dead from a heart attack and he banned you from doing such things in the future

Dr Simon Glass

With Simon Glass, you could give him a fright relatively easily

Just because he's a psychologist and can read people rather well, he still would be terrified and paranoid about whatever you were planning on doing

Even if he told you not to

Like that time when you were told to not make toast because you can't cook and you almost burnt the whole facility and Glass stood there and said "I told you so" (he did ask for toast, as in toasted bread, not toasted humans)

Anyways, being the child of Simon Glass meant that you would learn a lot about the human mind and behaviour

He would teach you everything you were curious about and would sometimes ask Diogenes, Light, Kondraki, Cain and Iris to help teach you the things he wouldn't have much knowledge on

And sometimes Clef and Bright would appear and spoil you (not that Glass doesn't, he's just busy and trying to be the best dad he could by being anxious about you being alone in the facility with so many dangerous SCPs)

So this often meant that you, Bright and Clef would pull pranks on each other, usually on Kondraki and Iris

Except for this time, you've decided to pull a prank on your dad, Dr Glass

You've handed him over a realistic model of SCP 058 and he freaked out and called the MTFs

They've checked the model and realised that it was all fake and poor Simon had a heart attack from you

Simon was about to yeet that spider looking thing but it was able to move so he planned to carry you and yeet you both out

He did give you a lecture on doing that stunt and you did shed a few crocodile tears

And yes, Glass gave in and comforted you

He then went to grab Clef and Bright's ears and lectured them about helping you make the prank

Dr Alto Clef

I feel like Clef would be similar to Bright but without the whole process of changing bodies because of some curse

Like Clef wouldn't be all that scared since he's dealt with SCPsbefore and dies an extremely good job at it

So for Clef to be scarred for life, it'll either be an extremely dangerous SCP, he's drunk and/or high, he must care about you a lot and you must've been out of your mind to do something seriously stupid or you're evil enough to piss off a Simon Glass (Or all of the above if you're evil enough)

You would most likely want to take the easier and quicker route out of all the ones mentioned on the list which is to put yourself in an immediate danger

So you had asked Dr Bright for some help and so he did

Moments later, midway through preparing your prank, Clef came to Bright asking if he saw you and he did

However, they heard a familiar scream from down the hallway and they both rushed to your aid and soon realised that it's you

You were about to get eaten by 939 and they had to signal for the MTFs to help (Because you mfs didn't ask me for permission when you wanted to pet 939 D:<)

Clef gave you a big lecture and comforted you after he cooled down

Bright on the other hand wasn't so lucky as Clef wanted to murder him (But in his defence, you didn't tell Bright how dangerous the prank was cuz yall are as stubborn as a rock)

Dr Benjamin Kondraki

Kondraki would be pretty much average when it comes to being scared but with a little more logical since he works with the Foundation

He's that type of dad who would let you go to sleepovers every now and again as long as they weren't of the opposite gender (Unless yall are Bi, Gay, Lesbian, Pan, Alien, Basketball etc then he's screwed)

We support BLM and LGBTQ+ in this community and anyone who says otherwise must leave now

Heck, even our friends here, especially Kondraki, Glass, Bright, 999, Cain, Iris and Josie (SCP 529, my new pet) supports them

Anyways, back to the main plot

Depending on what age you're at and whether you were planning to prank him with the Foundation staff or SCPs will lead to a different outcome

Like if you told him you were dating someone he would've died right there and then

No dating until you're 50

Anyhow, you've decided that it'll be funny to scare your dad with Clef and Bright by getting his Bootyflies to shapeshift into various Keter class SCPs and acting like it

And yes, you somehow managed to persuade the Bootiflies to do just that

And no, Kondraki didn't know about this even though he found it odd that his bootiflies didn't obey him that day

You got Kondraki to sit down in a room with Clef while you and Bright was setting up everything

The bootyflies shifted into the Scarlet King and boy sis Kondraki called the MTFs and was boutta shoot him

Everyone in the room had to get him to stop and that it was just a prank (And by everyone I mean just you, Bright and Clef)

Kondraki did manage to stop and was boutta drag you out for a big girl/boy lecture

Well, he did but not before kicked Bright and Clef in their privates first

Needless to say, nobody wanted to prank Kondraki again (Shush, no you don't, yes I'm looking at you from behind the screen and I know that you'll do it again)