#I’m actually ???
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i’m actually going crazy i need to be dating someone rn. pleaseeeeeeeeeee
#like oh my god#i’m actually#haha i’m actually losing it#i fucking hate couples bc why tf isn’t that me#fuck offf you’re in love and it’s reciprocated we fucking get it#juno.txt
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ahahahahaha, maybe i’m just being a tad bit presumptuous
perhaps i am jumping to conclusions,
but uhm, did they just cut,
they wouldn’t, right
THEY DIDNT, RIGHT??
#i’m actually#wgat the fack#TGEY BETTER CHUCK IT IN THE NEXT EP#AHAHA#HA#i hope my insanity is coming across nice and clear#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd jouno#bungou stray dogs season 5#bsd tecchou#jouno saigiku#tecchou suehiro#suegiku
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do i get jealous over someone flirting with MY mutual? yes but that is none of your business
#this bitch insane#i’m actually#hella possessive#and whiny as hell about it#but we literally#are just mutuals#am i in love#maybe#he’s just so#daddy#like#?????#what else do you want me to say huh#this is about exactly who you think it’s about#jealous AND pouty#whatever#text#mutuals#mutuals that live ACROSS THE OCEAN THAT I CANT EVEN ACCESS#whatever it’s#fine#i’m fine#totally totally fine#i’ll just take a nap and#yearn#forever
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In every universe, ryan mason came home in the end
Like they all will
sonny harry mase winning tottenham the treble as part of the coaching staff i think i deserve it
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I am FINALLY romancing Wyll after 1,000 hours. please enjoy this aesthetic of Goth King and Pastel Queen
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Just a little PSA: if a friend asks you if you wanna hang out, you do not have to lie to them. You don’t have to make up an excuse saying “I’m gonna be out of town sorry:(“. Simply tell them that you’re seeing the fucking Barbie movie with other friends but that you’d love to hang out another time. You don’t have to lie. Barbie wouldn’t want you to lie to your friends.
#and then you post about your blantent lie on#instagram#and Snapchat???#I’m actually#so fucking pissed#right now.#you don’t need to#lie to me#tell your friend the fucking truth and if they don’t understand#that’s on them.
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Help me what am I doing with my life
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Are you fucking kidding me with yuki
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ohmygod them kissing after showing up those idiot men.. SCREAMS and teddy.!!?? HI TEDDY
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guys i see grass GUYS i see grass guys i see grass guys i see GRASS GUYS I SEE GRASS
#OH MY GOODNESS#GRASS#MY BELOVED#YOU LIVE???#i’m actually#YES.#i love spring so much#like so much#the way my entire depression disappears#actually that’s not true#BUT#GUYS#SPRING#IM SO EXCITED#yes#spring is here#hana’s.trash!#shit post
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no cause i don’t remember that in the manga…
#my heart is so sore for t*iju cause#:((((#he says he loves them :(#i’m actually#gonna cry#i’m hurt gn#seraph.announces!#tokyo revengers spoilers
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i’m annoying them so bad ohhhhh god actually fuckkk
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CHIVALROUS AND SINGLE KNIGHTS IN YOUR FIEF WANT TO PLEDGE THEIR FEALTY TO YOU‼️ CLICK HERE NOW‼️‼️
#sarah.txt#also I know fiefs are actually typically /given/ to knights but it sounds funnier this way so#I’m doing it for the bit
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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
#I was curious so I looked it up 1038 fics on ao3 tagged Taylor Swift and f/f#like I’m not necessarily encouraging people to go out and write rpf#but it’s wild that arguably the biggest musical artist right now who has a huge community speculating about her sexuality has so little fic#like this isn’t a good or bad thing I just think it’s interesting#idk I’m not actually a swiftie like that#like I listen to her music and keep up generally with what she’s doing but I’m not really in the fandom#so there might be something I’m missing
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
#american psycho#patrick bateman#christian bale#rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is#allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies#+ horror movies so actually three nvm
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#I love krill jokes#what would you do if you were swimming in the ocean and a group of krill came up to you and said “if looks could krill#guys this is a joke I’m okay#krilling myself#not!#I’m actually#krilling it#funny meme haha#silly#relatable#lgbtqia#funny#thought daughter#shitpost#teenagegirl#mental health
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