#I’ll do it another day (I hope)

[funfairsundaes]

💚💚💚 !!! Happy St. Patrick’s Day !!! 💚💚💚

[i-like-forcefem]

You wake up due to a an odd discomfort around your groin, you feel around and touch something soft and plastic?

You turn on the lights and find yourself lock in a small, pink chastity cage

You panic a little, you’ve never done this before, you try to pull it off and it won’t budge and you notice just how little you can touch your member now

You get hard

It hurts

You look around the room and see an envelope next to a small pile of clothes and some odd plastic?

You open the envelope

My dearest love,

You wronged me, the fact you wouldn’t know who I am makes it that much worse

So I thought it’d only be right if I punished you

As you might’ve found out already I’ve securely locked you up and only I have the key

If you ever want it back you’ll need to do some things for me first

Mod course you won’t be allowed to touch your memeber until I release you

Next you will need to wear the clothes, and insert the remote anal vibrator I provided to you

You will then need to watch any porngraphic content I send you over the course of the next 2 weeks, dressed up and wearing the plug

I’ve made a separate number where we can chat

I expect you to use the proper respect when talking to me

I expect you to thank me for teaching you how to be a good girl

And I expect you to drop whatever you’re doing whenever I send you a message, and if I so ask you’ll put on the shuttle clothes I gave you, put in the plug, and watch whatever degrading smut I sent you while I control your ass

Do this like a good girl for 2 weeks and I’ll take off the cage

Mess up once, and I’ll flush the key down the drain

Oh and don’t think to get it removed or anything, I got that onto you without you noticing once, and if you get it off I’ll know that means you’re ready for your second round!

And trust me you wouldn’t like the second round, something tells me that you’d hate losing your freedom of movement

So now be a good girl and dress yourself up already love~

I’m waiting

Oh! And one more thing!

I can and will change the rules at any time, for example one I thought of right now: the two weeks only count down if you spent the whole day in cute woman’s clothing, so if you ever put on those nasty clothes you’re wearing right now, the day doesn’t count and you still have 2 weeks to go

Good luck cutie! Try to keep me happy~

[sandeewithtwoe]

If you're still accepting requests, could you draw Delta and Lust together?

I just thought of a scenario where they would both be shopping, where Delta would be carrying ALL the things they bought, and Lust would just be walking in front of him, carrying nothing, while telling him some gossip, with Delta thinking like: "what a freeloader ass"-

Oh shit I don’t think I read your request correctly. Oh well it’s already finished sorry…

Lust belongs to NSFWshamecave

Delta belongs to Animated Zorox

[deus-ex-mona]

daily nagisa till kimikawaii gets an mv: day 1

[voilaammayi]

us all, starting yet another one sherlock adaptation and telling ourselves it’s hope and not delusion to expect johnlock to happen maybe this time:

[yuukimiyas]

(⸝⸝⸝⸝˘ ꒳​˘)˘꒳​˘⸝⸝⸝) rise n shine lovies!! & happy thurs!! as we stretch & make our breakfast this mornie lets remember to be kind, take deep breaths & put our best paws forward for a brand new day!! ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১ hehee lets make today the BEST!! WAHOO!! <3

[jon-sedai]

Something that drives me absolutely crazy about Jon and Rickon is that while the rest of the Stark kids love Jon, they’re all too cognizant of his “otherness”. Robb, Bran, and Arya love him as one would love any brother, but he’s always separated from the rest of the family: Ned Stark had five children, and then a sixth who was separate. And even when the Stark kids think of the direwolves, Ghost is always set apart from the rest of them. We’re always reminded that six pups were found in the snow, five huddled together and one who was white as snow separate from the rest of them.

But Jon is not separate in Rickon’s mind. During the royal feast, at an occasion where the social schism between the Stark children is all too apparent, Rickon is too caught up on “where’s Jon? Why is he not here among us? Why is he separate? He should be here!” And we see this when he waddled to where Jon was sitting with the squires, only leaving when big brother set him back on the path to the dais, thus enforcing a social boundary that he himself was not aware of. And the crazy thing is, Rickon is a bit of an other in a way. Shaggy, Rickon’s familiar, is not brown or grey like the other wolves. He’s black with green eyes, a visual representation of northern mysticism just as Jon’s Ghost is.

And it’s going to come to a head when Jon’s true parentage is revealed to the world. And Ghost’s difference becomes even more pronounced. But what a stark (pun intended) reminder it will be to know that Jon is not alone, and he is wholly accepted just as he is. Rickon is so young and full of ignorance. But that childish ignorance could go a long way, especially in reminding a very insecure Jon that he does indeed belong, all differences be damned.

[kr-yoongi]

Happy 32nd Yoongi! I love you and I miss you <3

[javierduffy]

ohh javieran … javieran post kieran’s death .., javier is a poor lonesome cowboy in america a long way from home with no more sweetheart to sit and talk with him ooohhh can anyone hear me ….

[goldkirk]

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[larphis]

I know the brainrot is strong but I really can’t shake the idea that Ed&Stede are gonna get married - whether it’ll be in this season or the next.

Because… just imagine if they’d keep the wedding toppers that Ed stole.

(I mean Stede would probably cry out of the sheer wave of emotions that would hit him as soon as he’d find out about them… come on, the guy couldn’t even decide on a flag and instead hung all of his crew’s designs up like a dad who pins his kids’ drawings to the fridge)

And eventually there would be a parallel shot of the time Ed stole them from the straights to “current day” where the painted versions are sitting on a brand new wedding cake and as the camera zooms out we see them at an improvised altar on the Revenge, holding hands and smiling like the goofy head-over-heals in love idiots that they are.

[jessamine-rose]

So I finally found the time to read Chapter 5 + the Hades event of What in Hell is Bad? and AAHHH LEVIATHAN?!! God, his character is so interesting and I can’t wait to see more of him.

Idk I just find his personality and cold attitude towards MC quite refreshing. Not to mention that he has such a lovely voice and beautiful appearance…….aaahhh he’s so intriguing <3

AND LEVIATHAN’S H SCENE?? Let’s just say that my inner sadist was very happy with how it turned out. Honestly, we need more characters who are masochist + power bottom ψ(｀∇´)ψ

[deus-ex-mona]

series i’m gatekeeping from my family vs series i’m ✨ok✨ with my family knowing i’m into:

[seduceme-lovestruck-thearcana]

@megatraven Idea real quick. 

I wonder if there are words Alex cannot say properly because of their accent. Like they KNOW it and can pronounce it, but it’s a little off and no matter how hard they try, it cannot sound the way it’s supposed to. Some people can’t understand it because of the way they pronounce it, so they choose a different word in place of it and laugh a little.

And I imagine MC learning greek, and though she tries her absolute best, there are some words she cannot pronounce properly. Alex teases her (affectionately), but sometimes she looks over at them like “oh really??” and finds the words they cannot say. She says the words and is like “Say it. Say the word,” like wanting them to repeat her, and dread passes on their face and they’re like “I was joking sweetie!”

“SAY IT!!”

And the words get harder and harder and they’re both laughing at the end of the roasting session lol. I’ve just been thinking a little about domestic life for Alex and MC, when life isn’t so hectic around them like it usually is, and wanted to share a little idea with you💙.

[kohakhearts]

i have no fewer than 20 fic requests in my inbox that i havent gotten around to writing so i think that warrant a new pinned post because im not living up to that 95% statistic at all

as an aside though, i very much appreciate all requests - i just can’t always honour ones especially for things i’m not that into atm because i am SO much busier irl than i used to be. i’m HOPING this will change once i get into the groove of my new job but only time will tell!!! also people are still very much welcome to send me requests, it’s just occurred to me that this is the first summer in 5 years that i haven’t had time to sit down and write out a bunch of request fics…its only the second time thats happened since 2017 and that makes me kinda sad!! i enjoy writing request fics and i hope my not actually managing to complete them doesn’t come across as me not being happy to receive them :(

[egregiousderp]

A week’s vacation starts tomorrow. Minus Halloween, of course, because I love working Halloween at the store enough I requested to work it. I’m up to two kids who already are clearly living in their costumes: one in a Sonic Onesie with matching yellow crocs decked in sonic-themed jibbitz, and one Batman with the built-in foam muscles on a maybe…seven year old and five year old respectively? Best part of Halloween for me, honestly, seeing the kids who are going to *be* Spider-Man or whatever until Thanksgiving when their parents finally go TAKE THAT OFF WE HAVE COMPANY COMING.

Got cleared for the Jedi costume as long as I’m bladeless and the saber stays on the belt, so that’s…honestly, easy, but also feels a little weird because it’s like “oh cool what do I do with the time, now?” Like, I debated making a togruta headdress for it but decided not to just in case it’s “scary” for the real little ones.

Car’s still needing to go to the shop because it won’t start and the hood latch is broken, and my sick time from the Week of Mystery Dysentery has come up mysteriously short a hundred bucks from my already not so great paycheck, and car insurance had to be paid.

So it looks like I’m spending a week inside cooking two big meals to make use of the pantry stuff that just got cleared, with MAYBE a third if mom feels like eating chopped liver with me if I make it, and seeing how many paper cranes I can make to contribute to the thousand.

…It’s so weird working so hard to get full time for so many years, and now the benefits are slightly annoying and way less helpful than the guaranteed hours—especially since the home situation is so toxic and I’m trapped, unable to go anywhere.