#I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR HER

[bethesdaglitch]

THE GIRAFFE

[scarletsaturn]

just drank 1 (FUCKING ONE) alcoholic beverage and proceeded to bawl my eyes out to 5sos performing english love affair, heartbreak girl, WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER, and VOODOO FUCKING DOLL on tour rn

i am clearly not doing well as they don’t announce new tour dates

[star-spangled-man]

this is me when billie hits those notes in chihiro and the greatest if you even care

[gojoest]

girl dad satoru wearing a baby carrier someone finally did it !!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[zfedraws]

Don’t look at me

[medi-bee]

isat pokemon au, my liege?

my rambling in tags

[s0undsinmyhead]

If I see one more “they’re platonic soulmates 🥹🥰” comment on a tagged Caryl post I’m gonna go Carol on these mfs.

If you don’t ship it move on. Creeps. Only thing worse is when they follow up with “she’s like his mother. They have a mother-son relationship.” Wtf show are you watching?! They’re the same age??? Carol has adopted many children. None of them were a middle aged man named Daryl who she flirts with a dreams about being married too.

[timetodecidedjo]

im in the parking lot waiting to see my therapist, do u like my shirt

[jestersloverre]

It’s hard being a girlboss and a pick-me-girl at the same time 😔

[feltcreature]

this guy

[kangals]

take your weewa to work day (annual vet visit) she is down to 45lbs, so just a few more to be back at ideal (and much better than the 50 she was this spring). she does need a dental cleaning though, so we’ll get that scheduled soon.

[spiderin-space]

Update Update Update U

[send-me-a-puffalope]

Being a lesbian is crazy because why did I leave the theatre after watching the FNAF movie drawing hearts around Vanessa’s face in my head and thinking that everyone was gonna love her because she was the most stand out character of the movie (to me).

and then logging on to social media and finding out no one cares about her/actively hates her 😭😭😭

[urban-perplexities]

I’m being soooo normal about the idea of eating my pretty girl’s pussy while she games on live 😍🤤

[katiebell]

I have Thoughts about harrow and gideon both seeing their relationship as romantic, actually, but they both think it’s unrequited

for gideon in particular she totally married harrow (“if aught but death part me and thee”, “sure cam, marry a moron then die, I get the urge”) EXCEPT she sees it as a one sided marriage (girl lol) and in this case death joined them rather than parting them….. so harrow’s refusal to eat her soul is a double rejection - she gave harrow her life in the physical and metaphorical sense, and from her pov harrow basically went “fuck u here’s our divorce”

[shokupanko]

Today is Mayu Monday! ~(‾⌣‾~)