#I’M DYING LAUGHING

[meltedmush]

WHAT THE HECK BWAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT WHAT THE HECK

[flock-talk]

Toto heard Newt likes grapes more than him and seeked out a suspicious unlicensed doctor to have this unethical peocedure done...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[play-rough]

Your fics always make me think of this ok bye

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HJOLH SHIT LMAO

I love you hydrogen bomb and coughing baby 🩷🩷

[ifonlyicouldbeastar]

THIS FIC DID NOT HAVE TO CALL ME OUT ISTG 😭😭

[eddieschains]

This is the skin of a killer, Chrissy

[rainbowcaleb]

I love how we’re learning which of the cast is terrible at making up rhymes

[queer-in-a-cornfield]

The interaction I just had with my mom 😭😭😭:

Me: “Mom do I still need to ask you for permission for apps?”

Her: “No, why? What do you want?”

Me: “Tumblr.”

Her: “Yeah, you already have plenty of other social medias.”

Me: “OkaygreatcauseIvehaditsinceAprilgoodnight!”

[bunny584]

I love your fics, and as a trans guy i am willing to fight off the dysphoria with a stick. It's worth it

OMG ANON, you’ve KILLED me sweet thing. I love this so much you win everything for the rest of the year 😂🩵🩷

[arbitrarycategories]

Usopp: I’m immune to your attack because I’m ALREADY NEGATIVE!!!

Perona: oh no he’s DEPRESSED!! gotta cheer him up!!!

[carlando]

nando is a red bull secret agent mark my fucking words

[fujoshipriestess]

I’ve had a bad and long day at work again everybody look at this fucking image

[campfiretaxidriver]

My friends on the other side of the country are hanging out, and one of them decided to prank the others into thinking her house being haunted, and these men are genuinely shitting bricks bc her tv keeps playing the haunted mansion

And she’s just queuing it from her phone and they’re shitting their pants and idk how you can think a house is haunted bc it’s playing the HAUNTED MANSION. HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS SHE COULDVE MADE IT

[mammaryjamboree]

I posted a picture that had my hand in it and someone commented “long thumb” and oh my god a little GENTLENESS please

[tegan-taylors-version]

I asked my mum to pick up the Eras cup from the cinema in my hometown and she internationally posted a single use paper cup and popcorn box 💀😂

[xxbimbobunnyxx]

Fuck. -Jonathan

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