mammaryjamboree
Bong Water
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26// things I don’t want on main✨
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mammaryjamboree · 8 days ago
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I have to pretend to be shocked that making fanart gets you a ton of likes bc why are my two ms paint doodles doing on Twitter
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mammaryjamboree · 8 days ago
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God I missed booping, like that’s the stuff
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mammaryjamboree · 11 days ago
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Cod harem starring Simon G Riley
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mammaryjamboree · 12 days ago
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anyway fae lord frotting and fucking their transformed pets
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mammaryjamboree · 14 days ago
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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mammaryjamboree · 14 days ago
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mammaryjamboree · 15 days ago
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Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened
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mammaryjamboree · 16 days ago
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I fuckin love corporate America I was wrong
These idiots have associates appreciation week and they are making me work TWO properties- I’m getting so much free food!
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mammaryjamboree · 21 days ago
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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
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mammaryjamboree · 21 days ago
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I bet taking a foot fetish bf to a grape stomping would be a dream date
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mammaryjamboree · 21 days ago
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My job decided to hire someone else instead of transferring me like I requested and the person pulled out on what was supposed to be their first day!!
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mammaryjamboree · 21 days ago
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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mammaryjamboree · 23 days ago
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mammaryjamboree · 27 days ago
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Where tf is maintenance? Now I gotta mop in my cunty little heels
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mammaryjamboree · 27 days ago
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it's because you're always sexualizing that damn senior citizen
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mammaryjamboree · 29 days ago
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sorry for picking up your online speech patterns. I liked them.
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mammaryjamboree · 29 days ago
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“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep
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