mammaryjamboree
Bong Water
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26// things I don’t want on main✨
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mammaryjamboree · 10 days ago
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Whyyy does everyone ask me for money? I’m supposed to be the youngest here damnit!
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mammaryjamboree · 1 month ago
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I have deep love for the cat.
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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I just… I used to spend so much time making art but the uncolored doodles is what gets attention😭 I’ll take it I guess!
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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I have to pretend to be shocked that making fanart gets you a ton of likes bc why are my two ms paint doodles doing on Twitter
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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God I missed booping, like that’s the stuff
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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Cod harem starring Simon G Riley
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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anyway fae lord frotting and fucking their transformed pets
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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I fuckin love corporate America I was wrong
These idiots have associates appreciation week and they are making me work TWO properties- I’m getting so much free food!
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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I bet taking a foot fetish bf to a grape stomping would be a dream date
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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My job decided to hire someone else instead of transferring me like I requested and the person pulled out on what was supposed to be their first day!!
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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mammaryjamboree · 2 months ago
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