#I’M BACK ON MY SHIT

[monstrousdesirestudy]

You know what!!! FUCK all these people who disbelieve my ability to talk about monster fucking and all these publishers who don’t think that the market exists!! I’m going to pitch my shit to NPRs podcast RadioLab why not? Every time I’ve pitched to a big time podcast I’ve actually gotten the opportunity to platform my work so I’m gonna shoot for the moon. I AM MANIFESTING RN THAT YOU NAY-SAYERS RUE SAYING NO TO ME (this comes off ominous but I mean. You know. Like missing your bag because monster fuckers are such a big market).

[julescarstairs]

Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga did not sing “and our love’s the only war worth fighting for” and “wherever you go that’s where I’ll follow”

for Die with a Smile to NOT be a tda-era Blackstairs song.

[misiahasahardname]

creates a complex au with multiple arcs, has a bajillion ideas about what to do with the au, proceeds to only post shitty lia and aprilnardo doodles and provides absolutely zero context as to what the au is about

i mean... get humaned bozo!

two other out of context offerings

[sinistershepherd]

HOMOPHOBIC PARENT DROPS OFF THEIR TRANS KID AND THEY KEEP DEADNAMING AND MISGENDERING THY CHILD AND LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE (HI THIS HAS HAPPENED)

WHAT PLAYS OUT WITH THE BOTH OF THE BOYOS?????

FIRST OF ALL THIS IS NOT OKAY AND HONESTLY??? WHY HAVE A KID IF YOU AREN’T GOING TO SUPPORT THEM???? ANYWAYS-

Sun and Moon would immediately have the BIGGEST eyes on that parent. They would be staring them down like a confrontation in a western movie.

The first thing they’d probably notice is how uncomfortable the child is. It would be fairly obvious, saying that the kid would probably have that look that says “that’s wrong but I’m too scared to correct you” and that sends off a LOT of red flags for both the brothers.

Sun would deal with the parent, since he is the one with more patience- at least, enough to tolerate the parents ignorance without instantly breaking their neck instead. Moon would lead the kid away, murmuring reassurances the entire way. Depending on if the child would like to shake it off and play with the others or cling to Moon for comfort, he would act accordingly.

First off, Moon would ask the kid if their parents KNOW they’re trans.

If they say yes, Moon will become livid, but still transfer this information over to Sun via their internal network link.

If they say no, then Moon will ask how the kid thinks the parent would respond. Since the parent is transphobic in this scenario, the child would obviously say that they probably wouldn’t react well. This would worry Moon, but he likely wouldn’t comment any further as to not make the child more nervous.

Meanwhile, Sun would speak as calmly to the parents as he possibly could, despite his brewing anger.

“So you know [chosen name] is [gender]? Why do you call [gender] by [gender’s] deadname then, might I ask?” The Solar animatronic would ask politely.

The parent would probably reply in a very condescending tone with words that would only further their decent on Sun and Moon’s ‘good noodle’ list. After gathering the parent’s excuse, Sun would excuse himself and tell the parent that they will take it from here.

Moon has since begun to comfort the child, wishing there was more he could do. The most reassuring thing he could come up with in this situation would be to assure the kid that their gender and name would always be respected within the daycare walls.

Sun would agree.

Just to spite the parent, they would always say:

“Who’s [deadname]? We don’t have anyone by that name that goes here…”

When the parent asks for their child by the wrong name.

Sadly, that is just about as far as it could go by legal regulations. If there is abuse involved, then that would be another story. Their only hope is to make the kid as comfortable as they can when they’re in the daycare :)

[haliaiii]

army dreamers

[real-skel]

I flung out of bed to make this shit

[buckseb]

just so everyone knows, i’m working on a bucky fic rn 😀😀

[micawla]

I’ve officially hit the brokeback mountain episode in Supernatural and it has me out here giggling

Like Cas has been back for not even a day and Dean really said “let’s go play cowboys”

[royaltea000]

POV they just told their da shixiong on you

[crustycrackhead]

I got possessed dude, did a line of flour— some crazy shit anyways… Swampcat

Swampcat, Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost

They both find each other interesting like anatomy wise, drastically different, some “lemme examine you 🤓☝️”

Kremy slowly blinks and Frost gets flustered… that’s the good shit to me man. Purring, Bellows… I SHOOT THEM TWO WITH MY AMERICAN GUN

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “stuff that happened between us which will forever live in my mind rent free” prompts

“I’m happy that you’re happy.” (DEWLKLDEWDSWL,SDL, FUCKKK)

Character A repeatedly kissing Character B’s lips, both giggling softly when they pull away from each other. (YUMI’S CELLS SEASON 2 I’M THANKING YOU FOR THIS KSKSKS) 

“You’ll always be beautiful in my eyes no matter what,” Character B murmurs after Character A tells them how insecure they are over their body. (Him reassuring me when I was spilling my guts to him and everything was everything I didn’t know I needed until now ajskks 😭 And him saying he doesn't judge lksefnklewn)

“I’m scared you’ll leave me once you see everything,” Character A murmurs, face buried in Character B’s chest. “Why would you think that?” Character B questions, a frown heard in the tone of their voice without Character A needing to look up at them; as if they think it’s ludicrous that Character A would even think they’d leave them for something like that.  (NaHH THE WAY HE SOUNDED DISAPPOINTED WHEN I SAID THAT, for even thinking that he’d leave me for that, and then trying to comfort me after, I feel so bad for doubting him omg 😭😭😭)

“Touch yourself for me, yeah?” Character B murmurs into Character A’s ear; watches as a flustered looking Character A slowly does as they’re told. (HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS HELLOOOOOOOOO- IT’S THE FACT THAT HE ADDED THE “FOR ME” PART THAT MADE ME BECOME SO FUCKING FLUSTERED even though I did suggest it when we met last week and he was like “only if you want to” sAURR LIKE… was this invitation on his mind for a whole week LMFAOO. AND WHEN HE KEPT TELLING ME “good girl” or “that’s my baby girl” WHILE I WAS- JWKCKAS AHHHHH)

“You’re doing such a good job. That’s my baby girl/boy.” 

Character B slowly undressing Character A, at the request of Character A, because Character A is too shy to undress themselves in front of them. (PLEASE THE WAY HE JUST SLOWLY AJFKAKFK HELPPPPPPPP EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS SO TENDER??? LIKE DAMN)

“I don’t like the way my calves look. They’re too bulky, you know?” Character A sighs. “Well, I think it’s fine,” Character B says. “How’s it fine?” Character A whines. Character B chuckles in an abashed manner, then says, “It makes them squishier, after all.” (And then he proceeded to say he doesn’t like how his own calves look just to make me feel better, god I fucking LOVE HIM)

Character A being extremely vulnerable with Character B, and Character B listening attentively and reassuring them as much as they can.

“I’m sorry for ruining the mood,” Character A murmurs, face buried on their chest, and Character B chuckles softly. “It’s fine, don’t apologise,” Character B murmurs, stroking their fingers through their hair. “I’m here for you after all. I’m here to listen.”

“You’re so pretty, you know?” Character B mumbles, brushing a strand of hair behind Character A’s ear. (Him saying that while I was being vulnerable melted my heart TT TT AND ALSOOO WHEN HE WAS SAYING THAT WHILE I WAS ON TOP OF HIM HHWHEWHH) 

Character B littering kisses on Character A’s bare chest and saying, “You’re so soft.” (I just.. need a MOMENT)

Sloppy kisses while dry humping. (I mean I enjoyed them, and what of it??) 

“I’ve seen everything. And I’ve tasted everything. Literally,” Character B says with a chuckle as they surface from the sheets and from between Character A’s thighs to snuggle with Character A, and Character A groans, hiding their face behind their hands in utter embarrassment. (Yep. He’s seen literally everything AND had a taste by now and I’m SO FUCKING LWKENFLKWEFNLKENWFW—)

“I’m so embarrassed,” Character A groans as Character B holds them to them. “Don’t be embarrassed,” Character B says with a chuckle. “There’s nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s just you and me, after all.” 

“Fuck, I wanna feel you against me,” Character A murmurs. (I said that, sir, yes I did. And what aBOUT IT—)

Character B kissing Character A on the cheek during one of those self-service photo booth sessions, which catches Character A off-guard. (AND WHEN I UPLOAD THE PIC- jk) 

Character B pressing kisses against Character A’s forehead while they’re fucking. (We weren’t technically fucking, but it was close lmfao) 

Character A clenching Character’s A’s head between their thighs as Character B eats them out, fingers going in and out of them sporadically. (The finger AND TONGUE COMBO PLEASEEE) 

Character A repeatedly apologising for dumping their feelings and vulnerabilities on Character B every time they see each other and Character B telling them it’s fine and that they’ll always be here to listen to them. (Please, I love this man so much) 

Character B slapping Character A’s ass while they’re using their phone, ass high up in the air. “What was that for?!” Character A whines, turning to glare at Character B. “That’s revenge for you doing that to me,” Character B says with a triumphant grin. (Yes we are at tHAT level of comfort with each other and YES I like slapping his ass. And don’t ask me why I was looking at my phone while in that position, it’s difficult to explain-)

Character B calling Character A cute and adorable while they’re messing around, because apparently Character A will always be adorable to them no matter what they do. 

Character B showering Character A with compliments and praises which flusters Character A every single goddamn time, and Character A telling Character B to shut up every time they compliment them because they don’t know how to take compliments. 

“God, I’m so wet/hard.” “And I don’t see a problem with that?” “Uhhh, no, there’s no problem but it is your fault that this is happening.” (FUCKING TEASE- IOEWFEKLKEWN) 

“Tell me when you want me to stop, okay?” Character B murmurs, glancing up at Character A from between their thighs, and something about that sight will forever remain etched in Character A’s mind. 

“As I’ve always said, we have all the time in the world, and I want you to be comfortable.” (HE IS AN ANGEL, PLSSS) 

“I’m happy you got out of your comfort zone,” Character B murmurs, cuddling Character A close to their chest. (ThE SWEETEST BOYFRIEND I’M TELLING YOU) 

Character B covering Character A with a blanket, knowing that they’re still feeling a little self-conscious over having their body exposed like this. (And him draping the blanket over us both as he cuddled close to me welkfnekwn I’m fiNISHED) 

Character B taking their time with Character A, going at a pace that Character A’s comfortable with. (He was so attentive the whole time TT TT)

Character B brushing Character A’s hair behind their ears to unhide their face; just so they could take a better look at them. (It’s even more EWLFKNEWFKN when he does it while we’re messing around, because I’m covering my face with my hair on purpose because I’m self-conscious as fuck, while he wants to see my face lmfaooo) 

[everwalldigan]

Under the red hood alternative story where Jason doesn’t go the drug lord “choose me or him” route and instead hatches a plan to make Bruce love him ‘again’ and get attached to him and then he lets himself get killed again cause CLEARLY Bruce didn’t mourn him enough the first time. It totally makes sense.

Jason, while hugging Bruce after the DNA test came back positive, grinning evilly behind his back: hahahahaha yeah this’ll fucking show him!

Except. He miscalculated. Severely. Suddenly the thought of dying is a terrifying one because his life has never been this peaceful. Bruce helped him finish his school education and convinced him to enrol into university, even helped him take over crime alley’s underground in the meantime.

Jason, while spending time with Bruce, not fighting and just existing peacefully in each other’s company, realising that he doesn’t really fancy dying anymore and his plan is effectively Ruined: fuck.

[kittykatninja321]

Very deeply annoyed by the fanon idea that Talia treated Jason like a pet or a tool when he was catatonic, because when you actually read lost days you can clearly see that Talia is literally the only person who looked at Jason while he was catatonic and still saw a person and treated him like a person while everyone else around her (Ra’s and the doctor she hired) was ready to dismiss Jason as an empty shell

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way too much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪

[addamii]

Post campaign Yasha sketches <3

[juniper-clan]

MOON 18: Oh Shit She’s Feeling It (pt. 1)

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