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hplonesomeart · 9 days ago

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Hey. Sorry about the inactivity, but pretty sure no one cared that much anyways lol. Been a looooong time since I kept that distant from Tumblr…at least now I know I’m able to survive without checking posts every day/being chronically online! I’ve got an intense love-hate relationship with this lifestyle I’ve dug myself into. Think I’m getting a little bit better with the balance even if school isn’t really giving me an option. Got a load of work I need to keep catching up on if I don’t want to disappoint my professors. We’ll survive somehow. Here take a quick batch of Puzzle doodles k bye

#the hell am I so anxious about? maybe it’s just overstimulation stuff #hoping it’ll die down because I can’t keep enjoying myself when I’m like this #seriously is starting to mess with my flight responses over the tiniest things #like yea obviously I needed to stay logged out of Tumblr so I would focus more on schoolwork #but uhhhh gonna be transparent and say a huge part of it is the jolts of anxiety :(#like even the thought of logging back here has caused me to feel like sweating #my brain kept saying ‘no I don’t want to I can’t do that’ even when I felt bad for missing out on others posts #like I want to be here so I can support my mutuals dammit!!!#I’m a mess. I’m such a broken mess oh great lovely spectacular #maybe the culminating stress of final exam deadlines is worsening stuff as well #I can’t tell you why I’m like this I just am 🙃#anyways thinking I’ll start adapting to the distance. Sorry but being a shut-in is more appealing right now #I just need time to be with myself and not be so invested in the lives of others #anyways what’s something mildly positive I can wrap this up with so I don’t seem pathetic….#ah yes the final Puzzle sketch here was drawn today before a class period #one of my fellow classmates noticed and audibly asked me ‘is that Mr. Puzzles?’#IT TOOK EVERTHING IN MY WILLPOWER TO NOT LET OUT A GIDDY SHRIEK #Felt like my eyes bulged and I jolted in enthusiasm jskjsksp spontaneous happiness?? actally experiencing the feeling of fitting in??#anyways I responded with a very normal ‘WAIT YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM???’ while trying to suppress grinning or going ‘teehee’#anyways now it’s my personal mission to keep initiating conversations with her because AUUUUUGH SHE KNOWS WHO HE IS I’M LOSING IT #proceeded to talk about Murder Drones & TADC like holy SHIT I didn’t think I would ever find animation peeps in my psychology class auuu 😭💜#it’s a MIRACLE man this may be a sign that college won’t be isolating anymore yaaaaayyy #PUZZLE IS SINGLE HANDILY HELPING ME TALK TO PEOPLE BOTH ONLINE AND IRL THIS IS WILD #all hail the best comfort character seriously holy shit—like imagine she never noticed me drawing Puzzles!! I’D STILL BE LONELY AS HELL #okay sorry I’ll stop typing like a teenager and go back to pretending to be well-versed in speech & conducting myself ‘normally’ :3 #doodles #sketches #hplonesome art #not tagging with Puzzles because hahaaaaa don’t look at me

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zytes · 6 months ago

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tantric meditations at the cat piss factory (do not back off)

#it’s done. or as done as I can currently manage to make it - submission deadline is June 2 but idk if I wanna wait that long #inspired by difficult times in hard environments and the enduring will of the human spirit. life can really suck sometimes #the og sign was at the base of a truck scale and read ‘do not back off of scales’ but I always #felt something really powerful when I’d pull up in the early morning and my headlights would illuminate ‘DO NOT BACK OFF’ in a certain way #and I felt it was the world urging me to withstand the Shit for just a little longer; I’m very glad that I did - do not back off.#love is real btw #my art #glitch art #aesthetic #art #artwork #webcore #internetcore #glitchcore #abstract #artists on tumblr #glitch aesthetic #noise #collage #mixed media #altered photography #photography

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xskyll · 6 months ago

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Any Lightning Struck Heart fans out there? I recently finished the fourth book in the Tales of Verania series. I decided to take a crack at drawing Sam and Ryan’s wedding in commemoration. I felt bad not including Tiggy, but I’m not creative enough to imagine what he looks like. So instead, I figured I’d just draw Sam’s mother best friend Gary and his step-dad soul-bonded sort-of-familiar Kevin. I figured they’d be appropriate inclusions since it’s their son’s friend’s wedding.

If you’re unfamiliar with the series, I highly recommend it! The humor is very early 2000s, especially in the first one. I described it to a friend and she said, “So like gay Shrek?” which I guess is accurate in a certain sense. Anyway, I loved Prince Justin’s development in the series, so I’m excited to read the final book, since it centers on him.

Fun fact, I couldn’t remember if Ryan’s hairstyle was described in the book, so I just Googled “douchebag haircuts” and went from there. If you’ve read the series, you get it.

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esta-elavaris · 3 months ago

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Had a moment today that exemplifies how my family thinks but like, in a way that’s just very sad and makes me glad I don’t think that way.

Showed a relative the amazing painting that friend did for me, and her first response was “you’d be able to sell that for some good money!!!”

Like. No????

For months I’ve discussed this creative trade with this friend, we’ve talked about what the other wants, we’ve gotten excited about it and traded progress pics as we work on it for each other, gotten stoked over making plans to get to the post office and seeing the other finally get it, and it’s just been a very wholesome and very fun project. It took six weeks for us to complete these projects, and now I have something on display in my room that makes me very happy, that’s objectively beautiful, and that I know a friend put a lot of effort into making for me and was THRILLED when I adored it.

And my family’s immediate line of thinking is “make a few quid from it lol”.

I can’t imagine the headspace it must take to go through life like that.

#I mean same relative said something similar when I met Nikki Sixx #very long story short he was my idol growing up his music got me through a lot #got to meet him on MC’s ‘final tour’ in 2015 #I was 18 I was so nervous but so thrilled #he was so insanely kind to my teenage self #listened intently when I explained how his music got me through a lot #and how I was setting out to become a writer even tho my fam disapproved #he encouraged me he gave me the pick he used to play that entire gig #he liked our pic together on IG and encouraged me and was INSANELY lovely on FB when I later posted a pic of my tattoo of his autograph #(and if u kno him u kno he gets prickly on social media to folk who deserve it so like)#just went completely above and beyond to encourage me and be so so SO kind #I excitedly tell this same relative about it all #I’m on cloud 9 bc my idol encouraged me to chase my dreams #this same relative got angry at me because I didn’t ask him for tickets to their final ever show in LA #like #this man just proved the saying of never meet your heroes entirely wrong #he repeatedly went out of his way to be kind to me #when all he really had to do was smile and pose for a photo and sign my shit #and she wanted me to then ask him to fly me out to a sold out gig for free #like he would have told me to fuck off and it would’ve ruined the entire thing #bc it’s just such a glaring display of ungratefulness and I’d never be weird enough to ask anyway #and she was LIVID with me insisting ‘you don’t get it you don’t ask!!!!!’#and this was ten years ago and this exchange today just showed me nothing has changed #like how can you just cheapen the value of things like this to make a few quid or to go to a free concert #I couldn’t live that way #and she consistently alienated people from her and can never work out why #it’s honestly just very sad

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phoutube · 1 year ago

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sorry redditors and twidderitors but the secret to experiencing the full spectrum of everything that tumblr . com has to offer is actually just starting a dan and phil fanblog in 2017 and following something like fifteen fucking hundred fucking ancient fandom blogs and then slowly watching them all delete or drastically change themes but continue producing original content . you are following thousands of blogs and you will never unfollow any of them unless its on purpose . your dash is 7 years worth of soup and garbage . every day you read the funniest text post you have ever seen . “heritage post . classic” mutual tags . you will never see that post again . if you finally do accidentally after years it has like 8k notes . but hundreds of thousands in your mind . and thats all that tumblr is . hundreds of thousands in your mind. 😂ok bye🤞

#i love signing off my posts so cute #notice how i did not say phanblog as in phandom #anyway i continue to get the most bizarre shit on my dash and i’m like #this dish is delish i’d love to meet the chef frenchs kiss #but the chef was me all along #the chef was the real friends we made along the way #ramble

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rosicheeks · 4 months ago

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#lol funny story #one of my prev rb reminded me of this and i thought you guys would enjoy 🤭#i was working at a music school as the receptionist and I was on the closing shift #so it was suuuuuper slow and barely anyone was there #so most of the times I was on my phone #…….#it was during high school #i was reallyyyy into roleplaying #(LMAO on Omegle good good times omg 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂)#and I think I was talking to this guy on kik and we were doing some super hot roleplay #so maybe uhhhhhhhh #once or twice #I’d put the sign saying ‘be back in 5min!’ and run to the bathroom for some uhhh privacy 😇#just saying masturbate (shouldn’t have to say this but in fucking private and not being creepy) on company time #take a massive shit on company time #screewwwww it #ESPECIALLY if it is a major corporation #fuck em #shut up rosie

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akkivee · 5 months ago

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they aren’t very good pics but i got a few shots of kuroda-san in the rusty rabbit panel 🤭

#this is vee speaking #rusty rabbit is a action scroller made by gen urobuchi of madoka and fate fame if you know those series #and the game looks crazy lol i’d love to play it even tho it was promised the game will be difficult lmao *wheeze*#and kuroda-san plays the lead character who is a grumpy middle aged bunny in the age of bunnies LOL #humanity has been wiped out and bunnies reign supreme but old human tech are boss battles #and they’ve got peter rabbit as their supreme god LOL and a religious faction in the world goes by the name the bb (aka blackberries lol)#blackberries are the fruit peter rabbit likes in those tales iirc so that’s that urobuchi writing already showing itself off lol #and the head of the bb is a bunny voiced by hayami-san LOL #the game looks fun lol i’m glad i went tho i was there for kuroda-san!!!!!#i was happy to be in his line of eye lol like best thing about kuroda-san is that you don’t know if he’s looking at you with those shades #but sometimes it did feel like he was looking at me as he talked about his role #so i made sure to give my undivided attention and respond to his japanese rather than the interpreter lol #he stuck around to sign shit but being close enough he could look at me was more than enough lmao

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hella1975 · 4 months ago

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they gave me an actual physical contract this is crazy. reading about my benefits from and obligations to The Company as if im not like. fifteen

#i should be playing mermaids what is this #also not signing this shit btw get ur ‘required notice’ section outta my FACE if i want to bounce im gonna bounce!#showing up tomorrow contract unsigned sidling up to my manager like heyyy hi 🤭 what if i told u i have a month long holiday in september 🤭#hella slaves to capitalism #never thought I’d say this but i miss my gf zero hour contract #she wasn’t interested in me and never called me back but she allowed me my freedom…. she wanted me to run wild…

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selunesfavouriteprincess · 29 days ago

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the moment nobody has been waiting for: here is my Rook. known for pulling faces like this

saying shit like this

and occasionally serving an absolutely lethal face card for no reason

#don’t worry I have not left bg3 behind i just wanted to play some Veilguard for a bit but believe me. i have not stopped thinking about #my girl Shads and my Tavs/durges #Rook: Wren Laidir #they’re so fucking short they’re like. barely taller than the dwarven characters #look at the height difference between them and Bellara #gayness update: they are hardcore crushing on Neve and also went through every stage of panic when Morrigan showed up #i wish I’d got a screenshot of the absolute gay-ass expression on Rook’s face when she appeared. it was so good #veilguard spoilers #<- again not sure if this actually needs tagging but doing so just in case #besides restarting origins I haven’t played a da game in maybe six years so im very rusty with the factions #but I got my faction letter and it was signed by ISABELA and I was like holy shit of course I picked Isabela’s faction #that’s MY rogue gf #anyway Bellara loves me I’m trying to make Neve love me and Harding is my buddy #and Varric is my dad!

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honorthysalad · 9 months ago

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Hikaru’s mom compilation. 3 times she shows up. Outside of this- I think she’s mentioned three times: cut up some watermelon, one of the reasons Hikaru doesn’t want to die, and then to say she, along with the hikaru’s grandma, doesn’t know anything about Hichi-san.

#Don’t think I missed any but I didn’t check any of the extras #First ones from ch5 #Last two are both ch7 #Moku is doing another Q&A on twitter #I don’t have an account tho and I refuse to sign up soo #I’ll just whisper my wishes for her name to be revealed to the wind and hope it carries over #Somehow #I don’t think Hikaru’s grandma has appeared a single time #hikaru ga shinda natsu #the summer hikaru died #hgsn #my hgsn shit #Only told to the men… I’ll fight #I’ll fight for her right to be in the story #I’d like for at some point for it to be answered why the women are excluded from this #Because the indoh family has a weird thing surrounding women #Kinda touch on it in my talk on the indoh family curse but it’s very telling that hikaru is told that if HE falls in love #To marry quick like. It doesn’t really matter what the person he falls in love with thinks #All wrapped up with a little bow saying it’s for their safety so that’s why he has to place his own feelings above theirs #And I very much doubt they’d be allowed to divorce. Marry young and quick and marry forever #Of course the answer to why the women are excluded is misogyny but like- an in universe discussion around it would be nice #Real post in the tags #per usual

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castles-in-the-eyre · 7 months ago

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may the gods grant me the strength not to throttle my group project members by their thick republican athlete finance bro throats

#we agreed that the two of them would complete 1/3 of our report #by our appointed check in time #they did not.#i asked one of them to flesh out the bones of another third of the report that I’d written #he added ONE SINGLE SENTENCE #and then texted me saying ‘I finished my part can you look over it’#i don’t CARE that you’re a baseball player #bitch we’re d3 nobody gives a shit #you signed up for this class now do your piece of it!#-> pissed because we get a shared group grade #this is what I get for being an econ major at a school known for being conservative #kiki’s radio #oversharing on main #it’s 2:30 am #i am going to finish these liquidity ratios #and then i am going to have sweet sweet dreams about taking that baseball bat and shoving it up his—#in pursuit of girlboss status

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whoblewboobear · 4 months ago

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The way I had every intention to be productive this weekend and did none of it bc I know I’m in for some shit the minute I walk into that stupid office