#I’D SIGN THAT SHIT!!!
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sam having a sex dream about bela AFTERRRr she shoots him in the shoulder has to be in my top 10 favorite sam moments. like what a fucked up yet extremely relatable guy
#like. that’s fair . i’d do the same thing#co-signed. because that was some real shit you just dreamed about#ramblings
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Hey. Sorry about the inactivity, but pretty sure no one cared that much anyways lol. Been a looooong time since I kept that distant from Tumblr…at least now I know I’m able to survive without checking posts every day/being chronically online! I’ve got an intense love-hate relationship with this lifestyle I’ve dug myself into. Think I’m getting a little bit better with the balance even if school isn’t really giving me an option. Got a load of work I need to keep catching up on if I don’t want to disappoint my professors. We’ll survive somehow. Here take a quick batch of Puzzle doodles k bye
#the hell am I so anxious about? maybe it’s just overstimulation stuff#hoping it’ll die down because I can’t keep enjoying myself when I’m like this#seriously is starting to mess with my flight responses over the tiniest things#like yea obviously I needed to stay logged out of Tumblr so I would focus more on schoolwork#but uhhhh gonna be transparent and say a huge part of it is the jolts of anxiety :(#like even the thought of logging back here has caused me to feel like sweating#my brain kept saying ‘no I don’t want to I can’t do that’ even when I felt bad for missing out on others posts#like I want to be here so I can support my mutuals dammit!!!#I’m a mess. I’m such a broken mess oh great lovely spectacular#maybe the culminating stress of final exam deadlines is worsening stuff as well#I can’t tell you why I’m like this I just am 🙃#anyways thinking I’ll start adapting to the distance. Sorry but being a shut-in is more appealing right now#I just need time to be with myself and not be so invested in the lives of others#anyways what’s something mildly positive I can wrap this up with so I don’t seem pathetic….#ah yes the final Puzzle sketch here was drawn today before a class period#one of my fellow classmates noticed and audibly asked me ‘is that Mr. Puzzles?’#IT TOOK EVERTHING IN MY WILLPOWER TO NOT LET OUT A GIDDY SHRIEK#Felt like my eyes bulged and I jolted in enthusiasm jskjsksp spontaneous happiness?? actally experiencing the feeling of fitting in??#anyways I responded with a very normal ‘WAIT YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM???’ while trying to suppress grinning or going ‘teehee’#anyways now it’s my personal mission to keep initiating conversations with her because AUUUUUGH SHE KNOWS WHO HE IS I’M LOSING IT#proceeded to talk about Murder Drones & TADC like holy SHIT I didn’t think I would ever find animation peeps in my psychology class auuu 😭💜#it’s a MIRACLE man this may be a sign that college won’t be isolating anymore yaaaaayyy#PUZZLE IS SINGLE HANDILY HELPING ME TALK TO PEOPLE BOTH ONLINE AND IRL THIS IS WILD#all hail the best comfort character seriously holy shit—like imagine she never noticed me drawing Puzzles!! I’D STILL BE LONELY AS HELL#okay sorry I’ll stop typing like a teenager and go back to pretending to be well-versed in speech & conducting myself ‘normally’ :3#doodles#sketches#hplonesome art#not tagging with Puzzles because hahaaaaa don’t look at me
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do not back off
#it’s done. or as done as I can currently manage to make it - submission deadline is June 2 but idk if I wanna wait that long#inspired by difficult times in hard environments and the enduring will of the human spirit. life can really suck sometimes#the og sign was at the base of a truck scale and read ‘do not back off of scales’ but I always#felt something really powerful when I’d pull up in the early morning and my headlights would illuminate ‘DO NOT BACK OFF’ in a certain way#and I felt it was the world urging me to withstand the Shit for just a little longer; I’m very glad that I did - do not back off.#love is real btw#my art#glitch art#aesthetic#art#artwork#webcore#internetcore#glitchcore#abstract#artists on tumblr#glitch aesthetic#noise#collage#mixed media#altered photography#photography
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Any Lightning Struck Heart fans out there? I recently finished the fourth book in the Tales of Verania series. I decided to take a crack at drawing Sam and Ryan’s wedding in commemoration. I felt bad not including Tiggy, but I’m not creative enough to imagine what he looks like. So instead, I figured I’d just draw Sam’s mother best friend Gary and his step-dad soul-bonded sort-of-familiar Kevin. I figured they’d be appropriate inclusions since it’s their son’s friend’s wedding.
If you’re unfamiliar with the series, I highly recommend it! The humor is very early 2000s, especially in the first one. I described it to a friend and she said, “So like gay Shrek?” which I guess is accurate in a certain sense. Anyway, I loved Prince Justin’s development in the series, so I’m excited to read the final book, since it centers on him.
Fun fact, I couldn’t remember if Ryan’s hairstyle was described in the book, so I just Googled “douchebag haircuts” and went from there. If you’ve read the series, you get it.
#skylldraws#The lightning struck heart#tj klune#tales from verania#A wish upon the stars#Sam of wilds#Sam Haversford#Ryan Foxheart#Gary the hornless unicorn#Except not here lmao#This is obvs post-horn retrieval#Kevin the dragon#I want to start on the last book#But Epic the Musical has be reading the Iliad and the Odyssey right now#And after that I want to read The Hellbound Heart#Cause I might have a chance to go to a Clive Barker signing this summer#As of now I’ve only read his short stories and Abarat#But I think I’d want to get HBH signed so I ordered a copy#Anyway if you like gay shit and over-the-top humor and sexy knights I rec this series#It’s a LOT of fun#tales of verania spoilers
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RAGHHHHH ok, i just watched the draw-a-thon livestream and I cannot stop thinking about this for the life of me (even though I’m probably just over analyzing and being a tad bit crazy lmao)
The boat wheel that was in the background for a while (and maybe also the wheel of “SHIPS”—which is kind of a stretch i’ll admit 💀)
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And also the captain hat that Alex wears like halfway through the stream until the end (that he also wears AFTER the fez that he wore)
Those two items kind of makes me think of sea grunks?? Especially since that they popped out of nowhere and stayed throughout the stream.
#JUST TO BE CLEAR—this all speculation and i do know that alex cannot make a series spinoff like sea grunks because of his netflix deal#and i don’t want to give anyone too much hope either#but if what i’ve noticed about the tiny signs toward sea grunks does become true there’s always the choice of alex making a book about them#BUT ANYWAYS stan & ford are so goddamn dear to me and i’d love to see more of them :))#also the livestream was so fun!!!!! alex jason and kristen singing was definitely my highlight shsjsjks 😭💗💗#dipper is a chappel roan fan canon?????#i’m really glad though that they managed to raise 75k dollars for the victims of the wildfires in LA—that’s amazingly insane holy shit <33#gravity falls#speculation
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Lemme tell y’all natm was a franchise tailor made for my dramatic poetic tragedy obsessed, chewing on symbolism and theatrics, unyielding autistic self
#Hehehehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehhehehhehehehehhehehehehhehe#Very specifically ahkmenrah. You mean the character has already died? You mean he was betrayed?#You mean we don’t know the specifics of his death?? Sign me up I’m about to Shakespearean tragedy this shit#Gnawing on the door frame I have so many thoughts#None of them are PG-13 all of them involve murder and ruthlessness in juxtaposition with grace and mercy#I have so many thoughts#Y'all sleep on the potential of Ahk’s mother in that family dynamic#Do you not see the potential. Do you not see the ruthless streak. Do you not see the great love comes with great violence#Do you not see the when I said I’d do anything for my child I meant it#It wasn’t just his father that bent the will nature for his son.#Look what I’m getting to is y’all know the playJulius Caesar by Shakespeare right#You know how the first half is about the murder and the second half is about the downfall of the murderers#That but the murderer is not getting the “he was a true Roman” treatment#I say Kahmunrah THOUGHT all he had to do was kill his brother and the throne was his. He thought very wrong.#There’s a reason nobody talks about him and his form in NATM2 was wax#And the reason would make several excellent deeply cinematic shots in an award winning TV show#If I was blessed with film star nepotism that is#Natm
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Had a moment today that exemplifies how my family thinks but like, in a way that’s just very sad and makes me glad I don’t think that way.
Showed a relative the amazing painting that friend did for me, and her first response was “you’d be able to sell that for some good money!!!”
Like. No????
For months I’ve discussed this creative trade with this friend, we’ve talked about what the other wants, we’ve gotten excited about it and traded progress pics as we work on it for each other, gotten stoked over making plans to get to the post office and seeing the other finally get it, and it’s just been a very wholesome and very fun project. It took six weeks for us to complete these projects, and now I have something on display in my room that makes me very happy, that’s objectively beautiful, and that I know a friend put a lot of effort into making for me and was THRILLED when I adored it.
And my family’s immediate line of thinking is “make a few quid from it lol”.
I can’t imagine the headspace it must take to go through life like that.
#I mean same relative said something similar when I met Nikki Sixx#very long story short he was my idol growing up his music got me through a lot#got to meet him on MC’s ‘final tour’ in 2015#I was 18 I was so nervous but so thrilled#he was so insanely kind to my teenage self#listened intently when I explained how his music got me through a lot#and how I was setting out to become a writer even tho my fam disapproved#he encouraged me he gave me the pick he used to play that entire gig#he liked our pic together on IG and encouraged me and was INSANELY lovely on FB when I later posted a pic of my tattoo of his autograph#(and if u kno him u kno he gets prickly on social media to folk who deserve it so like)#just went completely above and beyond to encourage me and be so so SO kind#I excitedly tell this same relative about it all#I’m on cloud 9 bc my idol encouraged me to chase my dreams#this same relative got angry at me because I didn’t ask him for tickets to their final ever show in LA#like#this man just proved the saying of never meet your heroes entirely wrong#he repeatedly went out of his way to be kind to me#when all he really had to do was smile and pose for a photo and sign my shit#and she wanted me to then ask him to fly me out to a sold out gig for free#like he would have told me to fuck off and it would’ve ruined the entire thing#bc it’s just such a glaring display of ungratefulness and I’d never be weird enough to ask anyway#and she was LIVID with me insisting ‘you don’t get it you don’t ask!!!!!’#and this was ten years ago and this exchange today just showed me nothing has changed#like how can you just cheapen the value of things like this to make a few quid or to go to a free concert#I couldn’t live that way#and she consistently alienated people from her and can never work out why#it’s honestly just very sad
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sorry redditors and twidderitors but the secret to experiencing the full spectrum of everything that tumblr . com has to offer is actually just starting a dan and phil fanblog in 2017 and following something like fifteen fucking hundred fucking ancient fandom blogs and then slowly watching them all delete or drastically change themes but continue producing original content . you are following thousands of blogs and you will never unfollow any of them unless its on purpose . your dash is 7 years worth of soup and garbage . every day you read the funniest text post you have ever seen . “heritage post . classic” mutual tags . you will never see that post again . if you finally do accidentally after years it has like 8k notes . but hundreds of thousands in your mind . and thats all that tumblr is . hundreds of thousands in your mind. 😂ok bye🤞
#i love signing off my posts so cute#notice how i did not say phanblog as in phandom#anyway i continue to get the most bizarre shit on my dash and i’m like#this dish is delish i’d love to meet the chef frenchs kiss#but the chef was me all along#the chef was the real friends we made along the way#ramble
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#lol funny story#one of my prev rb reminded me of this and i thought you guys would enjoy 🤭#i was working at a music school as the receptionist and I was on the closing shift#so it was suuuuuper slow and barely anyone was there#so most of the times I was on my phone#…….#it was during high school#i was reallyyyy into roleplaying#(LMAO on Omegle good good times omg 🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂😂)#and I think I was talking to this guy on kik and we were doing some super hot roleplay#so maybe uhhhhhhhh#once or twice#I’d put the sign saying ‘be back in 5min!’ and run to the bathroom for some uhhh privacy 😇#just saying masturbate (shouldn’t have to say this but in fucking private and not being creepy) on company time#take a massive shit on company time#screewwwww it#ESPECIALLY if it is a major corporation#fuck em#shut up rosie
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they aren’t very good pics but i got a few shots of kuroda-san in the rusty rabbit panel 🤭
#this is vee speaking#rusty rabbit is a action scroller made by gen urobuchi of madoka and fate fame if you know those series#and the game looks crazy lol i’d love to play it even tho it was promised the game will be difficult lmao *wheeze*#and kuroda-san plays the lead character who is a grumpy middle aged bunny in the age of bunnies LOL#humanity has been wiped out and bunnies reign supreme but old human tech are boss battles#and they’ve got peter rabbit as their supreme god LOL and a religious faction in the world goes by the name the bb (aka blackberries lol)#blackberries are the fruit peter rabbit likes in those tales iirc so that’s that urobuchi writing already showing itself off lol#and the head of the bb is a bunny voiced by hayami-san LOL#the game looks fun lol i’m glad i went tho i was there for kuroda-san!!!!!#i was happy to be in his line of eye lol like best thing about kuroda-san is that you don’t know if he’s looking at you with those shades#but sometimes it did feel like he was looking at me as he talked about his role#so i made sure to give my undivided attention and respond to his japanese rather than the interpreter lol#he stuck around to sign shit but being close enough he could look at me was more than enough lmao
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I’ve been dealing with a pretty bad sore throat for a few days now but this morning I woke up rather sick and now it seems I cannot taste :,) although I did take a Covid test and it seems I’m negative so at least there’s that
#riv rambles#i don’t think I’m contagious bc my siblings have been around me 24/7 the last few days and they’re not sick#so I think that’s a good sign#idk why I feel like shit though#I don’t rly wanna go to work either#sobbing#I have the afternoon shift but#I’m covering for someone so if I call out they’ll be pretty doomed#although I wouldn’t even care i’d call out anyway but I don’t wanna be broke 😔
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may the gods grant me the strength not to throttle my group project members by their thick republican athlete finance bro throats
#we agreed that the two of them would complete 1/3 of our report#by our appointed check in time#they did not.#i asked one of them to flesh out the bones of another third of the report that I’d written#he added ONE SINGLE SENTENCE#and then texted me saying ‘I finished my part can you look over it’#i don’t CARE that you’re a baseball player#bitch we’re d3 nobody gives a shit#you signed up for this class now do your piece of it!#-> pissed because we get a shared group grade#this is what I get for being an econ major at a school known for being conservative#kiki’s radio#oversharing on main#it’s 2:30 am#i am going to finish these liquidity ratios#and then i am going to have sweet sweet dreams about taking that baseball bat and shoving it up his—#in pursuit of girlboss status
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The way I had every intention to be productive this weekend and did none of it bc I know I’m in for some shit the minute I walk into that stupid office
#I finished the t-shirt design for HR lady right and she came in twice about it (could’ve been an email truly)#then when she DID said an email she just forgot that we fully did discuss putting the gross 75th anni. Logo on it#so her email was just that#and I did forget to respond to the email- like I skimmed it and then went ‘we talked about this’ but I’m not allowed to be a smart ass over#email anymore because when sales reps were being especially rude and disrespectful to my coworker and I#I’d waste no time to put them in their place#it took two fucking years of complaining for them to not treat us like shit and to give us deadline that aren’t same day/next day#like two years of me forcing my bosses hand to actually stand up for us for him to tell them to back off#I stopped dealing with it#my coworker does now bc I can’t be bothered to argue with assholes anymore#anyway yeah I- I truly do not check my email often so by the time EOD rolled around I wasn’t checking#but I know HR lady will be in my inbox bright and early :/#but on the bright side I’ll have the art room to myself Monday+Tuesday bc my coworker is leaving~~~~~#so I’m gonna try and be productive Monday so I can rest and relax at my desk Tuesday#then pretend I’ve been productive when I meet with my gross awful boss Wednesday morning#ugh#I need a new job bad#I hate this one#it’s fine but god is it boring and not creative at all#I love graphic design I do I really do but when it’s just sign making with pre-made templates it’s soooo fucking boring#So this weekend I just got high and yesterday a lil tipsy to feel a lil crossfade#I truly haven’t done shit bc if I think about Monday I’ll scream#personal
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Almost died a few years ago and I came back worse
#emma posts#one of those events you look up and are like#holy shit. why did the park emt just tell me to rest? I should have been in the hospital?!#if I died like that I’d be disappointed#but also dead#I have long term side effects though#like epilepsy and ptsd. It’s not been going great#I’m not dead though so 🤷♀️#this sounds worse than I meant it to#i just had to get this out of my annoying brain#I didn’t actually have my heart stop or anything#my body was just cooking itself and my brain short circuited#but the park emt just said to eat drink and sleep so I did#apparently what happened kills people pretty frequently though so I should have been to the emergency room instead#and then we went back to the park the next day#we really had no idea how heat stroke works#like ‘okay I got too hot’ bitch your body roasted itself and your brain broke#not to mention that any of my seizures could technically kill me. but they haven’t yet!#anyway. consume electrolytes with your water and if you stop sweating entirely that’s a very bad sign#this post was supposed to be funny and now I fucked that up
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ugh i kinda wanna get back on tumblr and rot my brain out some more
#i’d probably mostly just still bitch about my family tho#and then dish n overthink on the polycule expansion pack that just dropped#kink club tales abound#didn’t see that one coming#still unemployed#broker than ever#paranoia is consistently present but manageable#social anxiety is getting lesser every day tho!! making friends is awesome and cool and epic#okay time to bitch about the fam#the level of misogyny/transmisogyny is ASTRONOMICAL since my moms bf moved in#like he’ll deadname/mispronoun ems and he didn’t even meet her until#until recently and she’s been transitioned for over two years like buddy you do not get the benefit of the doubt with a little ‘slip up’#here. you are being a malicious piece of shit on purpose!!!!! at least don’t be a pussy about it!!!!!!!#also big kudos to my mom on sharing ems dead name. really fucking classy.#my cats and my girls tie my sanity together with a spider’s spinner#thin and invisible they weave the net around me to keep me safe until i can pluck up the courage to get us the fuck out of here#should be able to pass a drug test soon so that opens up my application options a lot. i feel confident that i’d be able to hold myself#together long enough to get enough cash to put a security deposit down somewhere in the city#extra friends means the chance for roommates too!!!!!<333#only if i can be chillin in the nude in front of them tho. chances now are looking dece lol#ugh i’ve been manic dramatic for long enough tonight#hopefully it’s only the void i’m screaming at. i’m so damn lucky to have all that i have rn. especially the friends.#stick together with your local faggots and trannies always#ALWAYS<33#signed dogweed
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dude they’ve got you giving your government Id or your credit card to verify your age on YouTube now?? That’s pretty fucking dystopian
#the truest repairman posts#I don’t usually sign in on YouTube but I thought I’d watch this one video but it was age restricted#So I was like ok no big deal my age is on my account#BUT THEY WANT ME TO GIVE THEM MY BANK?? OR A PICTURE OF MY FACE?? GOVERNMENT ID??#They better cut that shit out soon
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