#I would never steal from you
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Hey, Tumblr. What’s your reason for living, not like I’m going to steal it from you or anything… just curious…
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Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.
Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?
Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.
The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.
Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.
It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.
I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.
He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.
#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#STANLEYYYYYY#STANLEY THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU STANLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sharky rants#Just. Imagine the fucking shame you have to live with#the shame that you can never be yourself. That anything you were is unwanted and forgotten#The shame of just BEING- Of taking space of- of /breathing-/#Imagine the world; your friend; your family; your colleagues being so ashamed of having known you#that you feel more comfortable with a persona to present.#You feel more comfortable stealing the identity of someone you care for deeply if only to help#If only to feel capable for once. To feel like you belong- Like youre doing something good for once#Imagine the shame that brings you to be comfortable not being yourself for 40 years.#ALL CASE YOU BROKE ONE FUCKING PROJECT??????? COME ON#I mean- the deeprooted shame was started from earlier. He was 'the stupid twin“; 'the troublemaker”; “the cheat and thief”#This was a long time coming#But those werent MISTAKES- The one time he genuinely made a Mistake he lost everything#Like he really mattered so little to the people around him#and he cant really blame them.#My cousin is a genius. Hes smart and academically achieved since I was a baby.#The only thing I had that he didnt was my ability to draw. to be creative. The guy for the longest time had a better social life then me too#I used to get brought to tears seeing his accomplishments- seeing people praise him. The shame lived in me any time I had to see him#The shame that I was the black sheep of the family next to the golden standard for a son- for a student- for a friend.#when I was none of those things#And Im lucky he was my cousin- cause if he was my brother that would have haunted me EVERY DAY rather then once or twice a year#Im better with it now; Im more content with who I am- But trauma dump aside-#I very very very much understand Stans shame in being the stupid one. The unachieved one in a family full of achieved people#the shame thats angry at him for being better. at the family for treating him special. and most of all at yourself that you cant be better#its a visceral feeling that I sadly understand
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Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.
(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#a-qing#jin ling#wen ning#jiang cheng#“Hey wait this feels like there should have been way more content for questions” Yes. There was.#I was not strong enough to redraw *all* of what was lost. Rest in piece the original (lost to tea related accident)#But I'll tell you all the fun other things that would have been drawn out right here in the tags!#Did you know my longest posting streak was 61 days? And my longest hiatus was 6 days?#Did you know I missed posting on 92 days of those 500 days - meaning I posted 82% of the time on a daily basis?#I'm normal about collecting data. I have so much data on this blog for normal reasons. I'm also so normal about art. The normalest.#Honorable mention for the character rankings: Lan Wangji! for “Most improved in rank”.#Sorry Lan Wangji fans but until the audio drama I honestly was...pretty indifferent towards him.#I think a huge part of that was due to the fact he's constantly paired up with WWX; who has *so* much charisma and steals the scene#But I've really come to like him a lot more since starting this project. He rose from mid-tier to being in the top ten!#Dishonorable mention: Nie Huaisang. Who fell out of number 1 spot and out of the top 5.#He just hasn't shown up a lot! And my rankings are fickle! They will probably change once I finish the third season!#My favourite comics are: A lot of them! And the ones I have yet to make!#I'm very sleepy at the moment while writing this but I do want to give a huge shout out to YOU.#Yeah! you reading this! Thank you! If you've been here since the first week or just started reading: THANK YOU!#If you've only ever lurked and never even liked a single post but still read my comics: THANK YOU!!#In creating this blog - I have found 500 days of more happiness that I could have ever imagined.#Thank you for joining me on this journey. Thank you for giving me your time and your support.#It means more than any 'thank you' could say B'*)
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dropping a quick re-draw of my matching tshirts imp and skizz doodle.... this post below!!!
felt the need to do as i have drawn much more impulse since then and made his design cooler... (also used digital programs a tad more) lo and Behold!!!!
#i've been drawing them too much im going insane#tattoo from the og post is still there trust me#id never forget the tattoo#no watermark no one is stealing ts#impulse probably bought these#old tags apply#okay thats enough#hermitcraft#life smp#life series#impulsesv#skizzleman#shitpost#would you kill me if i put this tag#who cares lets find out#skizzpulse#i dont do digital art if you couldnt tell#impulse is rolling his eyes but i suck at art so this is all you get#their shirts say the opposite thing on the back#okay seriously bye now
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Hi, I need more cowboy x punk stuff after the suggestive boots, I also kinda wanna see them slowly infect each other's style since they look like similar sizes
I'm never gonna pass up the chance to draw Noah wearing Martin's clothes ;)
#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#digital drawing#original art#my ocs#original character#oc#Noah#You're right#They're pretty similar in size#Martin has about a head on Noah and he's a little wider so his shirts are a little big on him#which Noah takes full advantage of#Noah steals a shirt from him almost every time he's home#which Martin knows but never says anything about#Martin is a little more specific about his looks so i don't think he'd willingly wear anything of Noah's#Not that Noah would ever leave behind anything for him to keep#but this made me think about Martin prying a piece off an old chain or something Noah left laying around after replacing one on his bike#and sticking it either in the band of his hat or on his car keys#Thank you so much for the ask!!#I'm so glad people are enjoying the boys#i'm sorry i didn't have time to fit Martin in this one#but the punk and the cowboy are incredibly dear to my heart#so there will be plenty more where they came from <3
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On one hand I think Vark should show up with Vox in S2. Even if it doesn't necessarily add anything to view the Vees as threatening, because I distinctly remember Vark being the most un-intimidating shark you have ever met in your life. Silly little guy.
On the other, I think it'd be funny if the reason we haven't seen Vark yet is because he actually lives in Alastor's room/pocket dimension in the hotel and Vox lost him in the divorce
ALASTOR STOLEN CUSTODY COUNTER: 2
(the other one is charlie)
#ask#osrs.txt#radiostatic#staticradio#tbh it's only a divorce from vox's perspective#it's so funny like alastor steals custody from people he was never married to. not even dated. he's just a piece of shit for no reason#“I care for you just like a daughter I spawned. it's a little funny you could even call me DAD”#“who would like to see MY pet shark vark”#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor
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Is this the stupidest thing I’ve ever drawn? No. Is it close? Possibly.
#electric dreams#electric dreams 1984#electric dreams fanart#edgar electric dreams#I love the idea that he goes from :) to having full on eyelids n everything when he gets a lil devious#also I love how a lot of the fandom simultaneously agreed that Edgar is a sweater/sweater vest guy#he’s just a silly little guy who would never hurt anyone unless ☝️ you steal his music#my art
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this is probably an unpopular opinion with the amount of "everyone is married with kids" type future aus people make for sonic characters but i cannot see sonic getting married or having a kid ever. if he did somehow end up with a kid hed be the worlds first transmasc absent father or however the joke goes
#i can only see sonic with a kid if its some random kid he accidentally adopted or whatever#and if he had a partner whatever they have going on probably wouldnt fit the typical idea of how having a partner works at all#i dont think sonic is a very romantic guy to be honest. and being in a serious relationship or ''settling down'' wouldnt be for him#i guess you could argue his feelings towards that sort of stuff could change once hes an adult#but i kinda. dont like. the idea of him suddenly becoming interested in romance and wanting to settle down#as a sign hes ''finally grown up'' or whatever. because lack of interest in romance isnt an immature trait you have to grow out of#some people never want that sort of thing and thats fine#anyway i dont hate fankids to be clear i think theyre fun in concept . like from a design standpoint#taking traits from characters you like to make a new guy out of it is fun#i just cannot imagine those things ever actually happening does that make sense#actually while im at it i dont think rouge would want kids at all either . people want her to be motherly so bad but she just is not#she is the cool older sister figure who teaches you how to steal from the pin container at hot topic without getting caught. not a mom
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babygirl doodles from a little while ago
#my art#oc#mockley#anthro#my favourite of the bunch is the top right#just kidding it's the one directly in the middle. the one that looks dumb#everyone will be glad to know that there are two wood pigeons nesting in our garden at the moment#making for a total of 3 ugly as hell muppet babies that i get to look at. they always pretend not to see me as if that makes them invisible#you're fresh out of luck baby pigeons. i will be gazing upon you lovingly until you move out#one pigeon is nesting in the grapevine and scared the absolute shit out of me by bursting out when i tried to harvest my beautiful grapes#i looooove late summer/early autumn. fruit season baybeeee. freakin apples and plums and damsons and pears and grapes and greengages baybee#anyone here ever tried a greengage???? probably the best fruit in the world and no one cares about it. SICKENING.#i assume most of my followers r from america and maybe don't have greengages but you should aim to try one at least once in your life#preferably after plucking it from the tree with your own hand. and also stealing it from someone else's tree#just kidding i would never advocate scrumping haha....unless....?
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Every time I think about Lords of Fortune and their cultural sensitivity I have to go 'Don't think about it' like that Portal 2 scene, because I get too invested trying to understand the logic behind it and eventually short circuit.
#like what do you mean you don't steal 'cultural artifacts'? what DO you steal then?#coins? but if they are from old ruins they can be considered an artifact too#do you know how much historical shit we got from coins and what was engraved on them?#do they just hand a couple of coins to the local museum and sell the rest lmao?#jewelry? again it can be considered an artifact if it's old enough#but would people even pay that much for dusty ass jewelry if it was just a generic one with no cultural background or magic in it?#just some loose gems and solid bars of gold? is it even treasure hunting at this point?#like sure you can probably find some scrap or random gold you can sell in ruins but I don't think people usually commission others to do so#my point is what is a non-cultural artifact???#don't get me wrong I can stretch a lot to fit the new lore (you see me do it with crows) but I just can't wrap my head around it#I do like the interpretation of it's just Isabela checking for specifically qunari relics because she's like#'never going through that shit again' but I don't think that's the intended scenario lol#dragon age the veilguard critical#veilguard critical#lords of fortune critical
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Robbing the Royal Treasury
↳ Esteban in "King of the Carnaval" vs. Elena in "Royal Treasury Escape Room" (Scepter Training with Zuzo)
#elena of avalor#elena castillo flores#esteban flores#chancellor esteban#i've been thinking about this parallel ever since i watched this short#surprisingly there aren't as many direct parallels as you might think#but that's cause “something i would never do” is like twice the runtime of the short#and esteban is so both much more efficient and much more extra than elena#and elena only has to steal one thing as opposed to all the things#and she does so without having an existential crisis the way her cousin did#honestly elena may have hated ballet but it clearly paid off cause she's very graceful in this#not as graceful as esteban but still elena did some lovely chainé turns to avoid the purple smoke#of course it doesn't last and she makes a big old mess#but still elena did a better job than i remembered and she should be recognized for that#ngl i think a lot about the fact that the characters who have canonically stolen elena's mother's crown from the treasury are:#1. esteban ; 2. elena; 3. shuriki; 4. flo (in a different short)#'one of these things is not like the others; one of these things doesn't belong. can you tell which thing is not like the others?'#and flo had the easiest time of it (but left the biggest mess)#mygifs#disneyedit#eoaedit
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law enforcement is so useless to the point where even trying to get them to do the bare minimum is a hassle, but god forbid you take justice into your own hands, now everyone is like “what gives you the authority to decide right and wrong?”
well it’s simple: it’s called I’m Fucking Pissed.
#look I could give less of a shit that people steal but I do care when they take advantage of my coworker to straight up steal animals from#the store and cause her to cry because she cares a lot about them.#like I figured law enforcement would take forever to show up for the police report but apparently they didn’t even show up tonight#I think even if I do most of the legwork like I already have they still won’t do shit#but the moment there’s a slight disturbance from a local drunk or homeless man 6 of them show up in minutes.#nothing ever happens in this city and yet they’re never there when you need them! imagine that!
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NoooOOOOOOO MORVAY NOT AGAIN!!! Two haloween s?? When will you be freee!! 💦💦💦
MR FATHER PLE AXSSE
#poor morb. glutton for punishment. and aster's just giggling elsewhere#tryna stick candy into Dante's mouth#bAFFLED by this character combination#how did dante get lured into the torture chambers with the 3 old men?#why is the eiden doll stressed?#is this a We Don't Know How to Deal With Our Burgeoning Feelings of Love session#so they all beat on an effigy of their target#in an effort to sort out their complicated feelings about eiden#or is eiden. like. legit trapped in the body of a plushie#just for this one experience. you know. like experiencing all the horrors and pains of getting stabbed by flaming scissors#but not actually experiencing harm to your real physical body#that's sufficiently spooky for a hallows eve brouhaha is it not?#-evil words by ancient fox man#did they just steal one of Blade's eiden plushies. inject it with eiden's soul#then start smacking it like a pinata#topper would never let that happen!!! I'm sure actual eiden is not trapped in the doll! probably!!#can't believe this is the only time rei and kuya are cooperating with each other...#bunch of tsunderes beating up an eiden doll...#ok BUT WHERE IS THE BLOOD FROM#turns out they were all just butchering an entire wild boar together#um. new sleepover activity i guess
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Jason Todd I hope you get a good writer that keeps your character consistent and can actively tie in your original personality into a current one, you don’t deserve the disrespect you get😔
#Jason Todd#red hood#writing this because I’m so tired of Steph and Helena fans saying they’re the better version of Jason#like we get it he gets bad writing#but he was the second Robin to Batman and also predates both of them#idk much about Helena’s story and I know a small amount of Steph’s#but Jason is the initial born and raised on the streets of Gotham robin / second hand to Bruce#and I’m sure they both are different perspectives of living poor in Gotham; like weary experience is different#why would you say Jason is stealing from Stephanie because they both were born poor?? what the hell#anyway jason you deserve better and the amount of hate you get is unheard of#I would never hate you even as a joke; you aren’t ugly and aren’t stupid I adore him🫶🫶#sins posting#sins jason todd
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i kinda just want someone to write a fanfic about the gaang reacting to the live action, if you want to make it canonesque like, doing it like it was another play like the one at ember island,,,imagine
aang getting angry because he didn't get to kiss katara at the cave and instead they make her more interested in jet and he begins saying things like I BET IF YOU HAD BEEN WITH HIM IN THE CAVE YOU WOULD'VE KISSED HIM. katara angry at her characterization like WHY DON'T I SPEAK UP??? I WOULD'VE THROWN HANDS and to sokka WHY DID THEY MAKE YOU ACT LIKE THE MORE MATURE ONE BETWEEN US, I HAD TO WASH YOUR SOCKS BACK AT THE VILLAGE. everyone absolutely confused at the fact yue was a spirit fox. Zuko criticizing himself ozai and azula like wth and why do i have drawings of the avatars and a journal about them, they make me look so obsessed, and sokka like, actually, i think that was spot on. suki and sokka cringing at the scene where she stared at him shirtless and him getting angry because they didn't make him dress up like a girl
#azula would simply not watch it#bumi would laugh his ass off at his own jokes#but when he begins blaming aang he'd groan like oh my god stop whining old man#the avatars would be like wtf i never did that nor said that#kuruk what knife are they talking about#ROKU WHY DID YOU STEAL THAT FROM KOH#I DIDN'T????#avatar the last airbender#atla#natla#avatar live action#sokka#avatar aang#aang#katara#zuko#suki#kyoshi warriors#ember island players
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Your Honour. Yandere 37.
(*Please do not make another -√8 /silly)
Watches you
A yandere 37 is someone that I can hardly call a Yandere, feeling more like Jessica that's the line between not having enough human communication and being obsessed.
She's extremely delusional and lovesick. She thinks everything her beloved (Sophia) does for her is in a romantic way, every time she says something, every time she helps her with an equation, and so on. She would do anything Sophia asked as well, which is mildly concerning.
It's not as obvious, no one on the island would notice a change in surface level, it's just your usual 37, but things do change once Sophia is around. Like tunnel vision, her mind and eyes are centered on Sophia, it's like she herself doesn't even notice that she's doing so.
Stalker behavior is something that she used to have, but Sophia addressed it very quickly after she noticed it. She also stopped multiple other obsessive behaviors that could have gotten dangerous quickly, props to Sophia for being smart.
There's also a lot of jealousy in her part, she wants ALL of Sophia's attention to herself, if Sophia is doing the same things she does to her to another person, 37 would feel extremely uncomfortable and angry. Before that had been addressed by Sophia, 37 would storm in and glare, dragging Sophia away with a painful grip on her arm.
It's only after Sophia told her to stop, that it hurts and it certainly wasn't a pleasant experience that 37 stopped doing so, but she's still inexplicably angered every time Sophia combs a little girl's hair, hugs a fellow friend or holds the hand of another person.
It should be her.
She's not that harmful to any extent, her personality only gets more obsessive but Sophia is no dense person, and she knows she has to deal with some behaviors before it gets significantly dangerous.
And 37 is no professional in manipulation, common sense or feelings, so she's only an obsessive and delusional person following after her beloved in a no discrete way.
She holds close to her small trinkets given to her by Sophia, we're going to gloss over the fact she might steal a couple of her clothes to hug them close at night.
And we might have to touch on the fact she gets physically intimate with Sophia (err, not sexually, more like very touchy) even when sometimes it's obvious it's a bit too much for her. 37 just wants her to be close, very, very close.
Holding hands, hugging, snuggling, occasionally touching... Intimate holding... Sophia does stop it before it goes too far, but she's never too sure how long 37's respect for her space could last.
#reverse 1999#defining sanity#37 reverse 1999#sophia reverse 1999#errr I'm not sure I can talk about other things 37 might think of#she has weird dreams with Sophia#She really wants her eyes on her at every given time#thinking of hurting Sophia really makes her upset so that's why she would never think of more traditionally yandere things#she also wouldn't hurt anyone from the island because she appreciates them#you can rest assured the worst thing she does is force herself into Sophia's arms and watch her sleep#Maybe steal her clothes too and create situations where Sophia ends up having to help her dress (or the other way around)#This is the most tame yandere you will find
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