#Thank you so much for the ask!!

[oldaccount-cheese-n-crackerjacks]

re: the ‘breakup’ au w/ the tf2 comics im just imagining after the fight Fred takes Engie to the side like ‘you know there are other folk out there son, fella’s who’ll treat you right. I just want what’s best for you’ and Dells just gotta say ‘thanks dad, I’ll keep that in mind while Aunt Bea is drillin new holes into my head’. Back to Fred like ‘that’s all ask’.

meanwhile Bea on the other side of the door has Spy by the neck because yeah Dell may be on the enemy team but the classic team has still known that kid since he was knee high to a grasshopper, what do you MEAN someone broke his heart???

GOD YES AMAZING, what a terrible way to meet your in laws.

also had to make something for it so here’s the entire story line in a nutshell…

Also omg Fred would be so pissed that his son dated a Spy but he’d be overjoyed to find out they broke up. And even more happy to beat the living daylights out of Spy with ‘Aunt’ Bea

Fred is of course devastated when they reconcile, especially since Spy knocked him out and handcuffed him to a pipe during all the fighting

[assortedvillainvault]

Hiiii sorta new here, maybe didnt want my blog attached to this ask (nervous)

how would blitzwing handle a sick reader? personally for me showers suddenly become unbearable because i can feel every single little drop of water on my skin, textures need to be Correct™️ otherwise itll piss me off

Hi and welcome! No worries I totally understand, it’s why I keep anon asks available! Been a while since I whipped up anything for a sickfic, hope you enjoy!

Blitzwing x Sick!Reader

His fleshy is LEAKING

And wheezing, and lethargic, and can’t even walk properly!

A virus? Did you not update your firewalls?? He can hack the 5G if you need it- the frag you mean it’s not that kind of virus?

You’ve never seen a 30ft killing machine wring his hands paintless like this.

He has no fucking clue what to do – he can’t pick you up because you projectile vomit (thankfully, off the side of his servos, but still, Primus no that’s too many fluids-), he can’t shoot the things that make you sick because they’re too TINY, and punching a hole through a fleshy hospital’s roof to get you inside would just get the Autobots AND Megatron on his case-!

The con’s don’t have a medic of their own on earth, and bitterly he knows that if they did they wouldn’t care less, much less know how the frag to help.

He swore Professor Sumdac to absolute secrecy, but the little he gleaned from him didn’t much help. He’s just too big and not familiar enough with the minutia of organic life to know what could help and what could make you worse.

All he can really do is hold you, and try to stay locked on Icy because you like how cold his plating is against your overheated little body as you toss and turn.

...if you don’t get better in a few days, he’s going to kidnap the autobot medic come hell or high water. Probably tear his legs off so he can’t run, too.

[the-flying-robins]

Do you have dickroy headcanons that youd like to share?

Anon you have activated my trap card. There is nothing I love talking about more than Dickroy.

Some of my hc's about these two!

Their first kiss happened in their Teen Titans days, a dare or a game, something silly and not serious.

Roy was pretty sure he liked boys before, but that was confirmation. Dick did not have a grand sweeping realization as a kid. He didn't look at anyone that way for a much longer time (late teens), he was too busy with everything else in his life, and then he only had eyes for Kory.

Roy helped Dick with archery after that as an excuse to get closer, when Dick showed no interest he kept helping him anyway, but did tone down the flirting.

Dick realized he had some feelings for Roy during Titans99 (insert joke about Wonder Twins here) but Roy and Donna were starting something around that time, and Dick was again far too busy to even think about making a move.

After Donna's death Roy took on the job of shaking Dick out of his funks, a bit of a twist on their previous dynamic. He pushed a lot of his own feelings to the side.

They definitely slept together during Outsiders, it was short lived/a one-off and ended in flames (neither was at their best)

As 2 of the only unpowered people on about every team they've ever been on together they train with each other more than anyone else. They've got a sixth sense when it comes to the other (all of the Fab Five are like this some to be fair) they know where the other is when they walk in a room, and can anticipate each others next action.

They match each other's freak so well most people assume they've been together forever, but they are really just like that.

Both of them have something of a competency kink, Dick's insane acrobatics and Roy's pinpoint accuracy with any projectile make both of them go 👀

Dick normally hates being bossed around, but with Roy he allows it, Roy will catch him, and he can shut off part of his brain for a while.

[homriette]

(Sorry if you’ve been asked this already, I just found you on my dashboard) How many magical girl ocs do you have? And do they have a story?

Also I LOVE YOUR ART THEY’RE SO 😙🤌

Thank you so much for your question! Im sorry it took to long for me to respond

Anyway! Mainly I have these 6, they are part of a very recent project I named (temporarily) 'Convent" so they don't really have a concrete idea yet, but a collection of ideas...

So far, they are part of a cult that gave them their magical powers, and they hunt espectros (specters/ghosts) for reasons that are unknown to them. They just know it is part of their job as magical girls. You see the cross in their pupils? They have magical eyes that allow them to identify/see the espectros. They can deactivate and activate this at will ( like Dolores that doesn't have them because she is scared of espectros lol and rather not see them)

The first one I created was Isabela (Pink Magical girl) , and I want it to be a story about her discovering the secrets of the cult and job she respects so much, with the other girls being part of this.

That's pretty much it for them so far!!

As for other magical girls...I have one more named Stella! She is an idol magical girl. She was supposed to be the protag of one-shot / storybook-like project . I have been working on redesigning her tho ^^

AND THANK U FOR LIKING MY ART

[fidgetspringer-art]

Hi, I need more cowboy x punk stuff after the suggestive boots, I also kinda wanna see them slowly infect each other's style since they look like similar sizes

I'm never gonna pass up the chance to draw Noah wearing Martin's clothes ;)

[jessicas-pi]

Okay awhile back I saw someone suggest Tristan Wren and Shin Hati as a crackship and I can't get that out of my mind so can I have them (either romantically or platonically, just in any way interacting) in a No Order 66 AU? 🥺

this is without question the most hilarious ask i have ever received, kazzy you're the best

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"So," said Tristan.

"So," said Shin.

They left it at that, for a minute.

He was considering asking her why she grabbed him and dragged him off here when she spoke again, crossing her arms.

"I don't like you."

"Obviously," Tristan agreed.

"You don't like me," Shin went on.

"Also true."

"Both of us dislike your sister's new boyfriend with a burning passion."

Tristan made a face. "Got that right."

"I wouldn't mind ruining his life, and you'd be thrilled if they broke up."

"Oh, yeah."

"Well, then." Tossing her hair back out of her face, Shin took a half-step forward and offered him one hand. "Allies?"

He eyed her hand for a minute, then took his own half-step forward and smacked his palm against hers, giving her hand a firm shake. Funny; her grip was stronger than he'd expected. Kinda felt like the only reason the bones in his hand weren't crushed was sheer self-restraint on her part.

(Attractive, but whatever. Unlike some people, Tristan was not going to bring shame upon the family by hooking up with a Jedi.)

"Allies," Tristan agreed, and dropped her hand.

Shin smiled, showing all her teeth. "Excellent. Now, let's—"

But before she could finish her sentence, the door opened, and Tristan was nearly bowled over by his older sister, who wasn't looking where she was going at all. Instead, she was looking back over her shoulder, at the Jedi with the dreamy eyes that Sabine had been stupidly pining about for the last six months. His hand was in hers and she was dragging him behind her, which meant that when she slammed into Tristan, he slammed into her, and they would have all crashed to the ground if Shin hadn't intervened, jumping over and bracing Tristan up from behind.

"Ugh!" Tristan snapped, grabbing Sabine by the shoulders and pushing her (and her Jedi) back. "Get out of here, Bean!"

Sabine gaped over his shoulder at Shin, wide-eyed. "Tristan, what—"

With a final shove, he got her and the dumb Jedi guy all the way out the door. "Go find some other closet to be mushy and gross in! This one's taken!"

And with that, he ducked back into the storage closet, letting the door slam shut behind him.

"You see what I live with?" he sighed, turning around to look at Shin, and finding with some surprise that she looked massively unimpressed with him.

"What I see," she replied flatly, "Is that you just told your sister that we needed this closet for unspecified purposes, and she is going to make assumptions."

"Oh," said Tristan, the consequences of it all revealing themselves to him in an instant. "...oh, no."

Shin heaved a sigh of resignation.

"Well, I guess we're pretending I'm your girlfriend, now."

"Is—is that necessary?"

"Absolutely."

[drinkabletoxicdishsoap]

drop ur antony headcanons pls

Thank you for asking me anon!!! I love to share my headcanons about him he’s so silly!!

1. I feel like more than half of his closet is just graphic tees/t-shirts. That’s like the only kind of shirt he wears.

2. For his crush on Dejah, he acts like a stuttering and complete mess of front of her. Super awkward and everything. But she doesn’t mind! I think she finds it and him very sweet. I don’t know if you’ve ever watched my little pony friendship is magic, but they give me Shining Armor x Cadence vibes.

3. I’d like to think he played an instrument as a kid. He was probably a band kid.

4. Whenever he went to zoos as a kid or even now, he rushes to the reptile section. It’s most likely for him to look at iguanas since he’s in the iguana society. Though I feel like he loves every single kind of reptile.

5. He’s the Godzilla’s movies #1 fan. Bro RUNS to the theaters whenever a new movie drops. He always cheers on Godzilla for the Godzilla vs. literal any creature or just any Godzilla movie in general.

6. Amusement park enthusiast. He absolutely LOVES any and all kinds of amusement parks. He will ride absolutely anything!! Maybe not the VERY VERY high rollercoasters but he will ride anything and everything else. He’s still a kid at heart.

7. His favorite holiday is basically any where he can spend time with his family. Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween are his top ones. He loves going trick or treating with Hazel and I feel like they always had matching Halloween costumes.

8. He played some sports as a kid. I have no idea which ones but I feel like he’d be a soccer kid (maybe I’m bias because I play soccer LMAO).

9. Secretly LOVES reality tv shows. He acts like he doesn’t, but whenever Angela has it on he sits next to her and watches it. They totally gossip about it together.

10. He will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING for Hazel. He cares so much about her.

11. Whenever the Wells Family is on a trip, he’s the one to suggest excursions and everything like that.

12. Energy drinks are his LIFE. He doesn’t drink coffee but bro will absolutely DOWN any energy drink.

13. I feel like he helps build whatever ghost hunting or paranormal investigation invention Marcus wants. He probably even helped him build the the ghost one that we see in the show! He doesn’t really get his dad’s obsession with the paranormal but he will forever cheer his dad on!

14. Since he now knows about Cosmo, Peri, and Wanda, he will guard their secret with his life for Hazel. He helps when they have a few little slips. I feel like he would get along great with Cosmo and Wanda! He definitely appreciates what they’ve done for his little sister. He tries to get along with Peri but I feel like they don’t really get along at first. You know, younger brother vs older brother. Maybe they do get along but at first, absolutely not.

15. He’s a great cook! He helps cook meals for Hazel whenever his parents are out and about.

16. He has silly little karaoke nights with Hazel :3

That’s all the headcanons I have for him <33 if I do think of more I’ll either edit the post or make a new post about it! Thank you for the ask anon!! And thank you for reading! I hope you have a great day or night :3

[mckittericks]

trick or treat!! 🎃

Midnight: ...you are literally in love with Aizawa.

Mic: Oh, yeah, I mean, obviously.

[starryslushie]

Opinion on Crumb? (mouse guy from cinderellas castle)

he is so small...;; tiny even

I think he deserves a little wooden sword, as a treat

[thelonelyshore-if]

hi!! i hope youre doing well :) wasn't sure if this was already asked before but is fanfic/ fanart of The Lonely Shore okay with you? i just really love this world sm and its been one of my motivators to start writing again :D!

Hello, Nonnie! I'm doing well, though very cold haha. I hope you're doing well, too <3

And yes, fanart and fanfic are 100% fine with me!! I think that sort of thing is super cool, and it's absolutely welcome. And I'm glad you've been able to find some motivation from the world!! Thats always the best feeling c:

[cuethesolareclipse13]

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?

GAHH FAVORITE SONG EVER??? THAT’S SO HARDDD

I thinkkk I’ve gotta go with Enchanted by Taylor Swift

HBU??

[assortedvillainvault]

Hi can you do a Maleficent x witch reader, where reader is a powerful witch, who wants love, so reader uses a soulmate spell and found Maleficent, but this is during after she got betrayed by Stefan, so reader decided to be friends first before dating Maleficent.

Hi! Thanks for dropping by – happy to do so – just FYI I’m not a huge fan of the live action Maleficent, so imma write this so it can be interpreted as either the original Sleeping Beauty or the live action version.

Maleficent x Witch!Reader

Well. Um. Shit.

The little red string sure did seem to be winding insistently towards the Dark Mountains didn’t it.

Excitement at the prospect of finally meeting your long awaited partner wars with the dreaded suspicion of who waits at the other end.

Maybe it leads to some...hermit or other that just happens to live in Maleficent’s lands. Maybe a travelling merchant wandered off the beaten path. Maybe it’s a minion.

Maybe you’re stalling.

You know. You know in your bones it’s her – and her foul mood was the talk of the wilds. The trees whispered of betrayal and disrespect. You’re too far out from the villages to know what goes on at Royal events, but you figure the details don’t matter as much as the results.

You know if you were seething in rage, some stranger trespassing on your land spouting about a soulmate spell Would Not do anything to lighten your mood. Aside from maybe providing some target practice.

So when you do approach the border, you hide that intention. And when yellow eyes pierce you through the thorns – you shakily introduce yourself as a friend.

Its slow. She’s not interested in idle chatter. Her lands are treacherous and you come out of multiple outings covered in cuts from the thorns snarled around her borders.

But it’s alright. You figured out how to gently push the thorns so they let you pass with minimal snagging. Her goons have gone from jeering hostility to grumpy tolerance. You managed to call down her crow Diaval and give him scritches.

It’s good. It’s good.

Never mind the ache under your skin as you go longer and longer without glimpsing her. You just have to be...patient.

Her eyes prickle along your skin every now and then, as though she’s in the trees watching you through the perpetual fog, but you never catch a glimpse no matter how fast you turn.

One morning, you awake to the clatter of claws and feathers against your tiny window. Diaval is pecking insistently at the glass, squawking until you open it and let him in.

You yelp as he swoops and yanks on your hair, cawing up a storm as he haphazardly herds you outside. He soars overhead as soon as you stagger out, boots only half on – and you see him make a beeline for the dark peaks of Maleficent’s castle.

Distant thunder makes your hairs stand on end. Diaval’s calls echo even more urgently through the trees.

You set off at a run, boots thudding against the ground as your heart thrums in nervous excitement. Who knows why exactly her familiar is so spooked, but… if you’re certain of nothing else, it would be rude to refuse an invitation.

[mintytealfox]

I would love to get a run-down of all your nortalice AUs, if you don't mind 👀

OOOOO~ Yes of COURSE 👀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Lets seeeee, I've got:

THAT au//Zentradi AU- this one is highly sci-fi and inspired by Macross kinda sorta (the only similarities are one is a large humanoid species, and humans fight them with mechs, and then they 'try' to live together) . Two species of humanoid now inhabit the same planet. One from another dead planet and seeking refuge and a new place to live (the humans). This was met with hostility from the original habitants (the larger one). A war broke out for 10 years, for the humans to come on top in the end. The larger species are now used as a sort of work horse in most cases. Some manual labor, others protecting the area and hunting, etc. there are still Nobels and high ups in politics but the less well-off tend to be put to difficult work and conditions. Even though the humans have the tech to make it easier, just don’t want to waste resources.  It’s a political way to keep them down, busy and obedient basically. 🙃 This is a Da Capo Au so Norton, Melly, and Frederick are all natives of this planet, while Alice and Orpheus are human. (all of them were too young to remember much of the initial war and have lived and grown up in the aftermath).

Expedition AU- was an AU idea proposed by an Anon~ 👀🙏Quote: "A strange meteor falls to earth, and not only turn the surrounding area into an eldritch location but also transforming both the minds and bodies of the people in that area." But the FIRST expedition team compiled of the DA CAPO members are sent in there to collect data etc. -Norton: The group survivalist and guide -Alice: The data collector -Melly: There to protect the wildlife, and document behaviors, etc -Frederick: is the sniper and there to shoot stuff and protect the team -Orpheus: is the NERD of the group who knows the most about this place and what is going on. There is a PART 2 to this AU that includes a Second Team that is sent in to 'find the remains of the first Team' only to find them transformed and very much alive and EXTREMELY unhinged! The second expedition team is compiled of, -Naib: the leader of the group -Emily: the medic of the group and needs to collect blood samples of any wildlife that is found and is tasked with gathering the bones from the last expedition -Luca: He is the only one familiar with this place from his studies and fascination with the theories of what happened to the first crew that entered this place, and is there to find any electromagnetic readings and see if there is a way to start reversing the effects or just keep the barrier from spreading -Martha: Is playing the part that Frederick did. The sharp shooter that keeps the group safe

There was a ying Dragon AU and a yang Dragon AU- One is cutesy and fun with Alice being a lady knight and Norton a dragon who has learned that humans suck after being used as a gem sniffer, for Benny and his 'friends' in the deep underground, and hides as a human when Alice comes into town to 'slay him', after he ran from Benny and started 'terrorizing' the town pff. The OTHER version is more of a progressing curse. Where Norton gets infected and loosing himself and Frederick had the same thing but was able to cure himself before it got too late. But Frederick thinks it is too late for Norton and saying Norton needs to be gotten rid of before it becomes a problem beyond the group, but Alice keeps fighting Frederick on this claim there is still time and surely there is a cure out there.

There is the AU where Infernal Sin and Eternity create a partnership, which sets Infernal free from his volcano, and Alice now has an enforcer of her judgment. Wins all around for the both of them pff

There was the Mythology AU- Norton is Hades, Melly is Persephone and more like a roommate who brings her bugs from spring and summer, much to Norton's annoyance -WHEEZE- then Alice as Eurydice and Orpheus as Orpheus. So Orpheus is trying to get Alice out of the underworld, but she has become fond of the place, and well, Norton pff, so when the time comes she has to make a choice to follow Orpheus or look back and Norton can break the deal and take her back heh~

Anastasia AU popped off for a while at first 👀 with Alice as 'Anya', Norton as Dimitri, Frederick as Sophie, Melly as Vladimir, and Orpheus as The Dowager Empress Marie (only not gonna be please about Alice leaving again with Norton and gonna make that extremely difficult lol)

and THEN the BIG ol Eternal Mansion AU, where Orpheus dragged Da Capo back to the mansion to re-live that time but the way it was SUPPOSED to go, and so many other players as well. This ends up with Norton stuck as Fool's Gold and Alice stuck as Miss Nightingale, loosing their memories but when they have their flashes of clarity they continue trying to figure out how to free themselves. A lot of '1 step forward, 5 steps back' sort of story ;;

(I am sure there are others but I am drawing a blank LOL 7 is my favorite number so this works out XD)

[heyclickadee]

Every day I wake up and I'm compelled to reblog the Scarf Lore™ Comic

Hi! And thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed that one! I’m sorry it’s taken me forever to answer this—I completely missed the ask. Buuut here’s a little follow up comic (it’s not really funny like the scarf lore one was, but I do make Hunter and Echo sit down and talk:

[bluejay-07]

I WISH Tumblr would allow me to see my mutual's content on my DASH (sideeye) anyway ⭐️ for fanfic directors cut please 🥰

Terrible spaghetti-code website strikes again!

They sighed, breath pluming white in the frigid air. “Alright. Aubrey Gale was a great many things. They were so smart—people seem to forget that. And…I know it never seemed like it, but they sought to understand other people, in everything they did—they once told me that they thought politics was ‘the dumbest thing in the world,’ and that the Senate ought to just go out drinking together once a month. ‘All our problems would be gone.’” A smile broke the mask of their face, sad and fleeting. “They were a lot kinder than anyone ever gave them credit for.”

This particular section of Snow on Mars killed me to write—I love sibling relationships in fiction. Aubrey and River break my heart; what do you mean they know each other best, and at the same time Aubrey doesn’t know River at all. I feel like I struggle to capture the dynamic, sometimes, but the whole “I’m going to love you for the rest of my life even if I don’t particularly like you” thing is like catnip to me.

[fidgetspringer-art]

1, 8, 12, 18, 19, 22, 24, 25 👀

1 - How did they meet?

Noah and Gabe met for the first time when Noah was probably only a few weeks old. With their mothers being such good friends. Gabriel is about a year older than Noah.

Noah and Martin met when Martin found the wreck of Noah's bike (And Noah) on his way home from a supply run into town. Noah too concussed at the time to really register him as a person until a few hours in a hospital bed later.

8 - How do they communicate with each other? Are there any recurring phrases or gestures unique to their relationship?

Noah talks with his hands a lot, but more so around the two of them. He's also very touchy. He'll slap Martin's chest or shoulder when he's talking about something that excites him, and he's always nudging Gabriel or sitting/walking too close to him.

Martin is very subdued in general. Not very loud or easily exciteable, but he'll listen to Noah talk like it's the best thing he's ever heard.

Gabriel and Noah have a secret handshake. And if Noah calls, Gabe will answer the phone with "I'm not bailing you out."

12 - Do they have any affection for each other? How do they show it?

Martin has a habit of playfully rubbing Noah's buzzcut when he's being affectionate. He also ends up giving up his hat and putting it on Noah's head when they're working outside if it's sunny, cause Noah gets all squinty when it's bright out.

Gabriel is the will-manhandle-you-always type of person. Both to be nice but also if Noah is in his way and too busy talking his ear off to notice, he'll just pick him up and put him somewhere else, but always somewhere Noah can continue to talk at him.

Noah's only way of showing affection is that he'll actually answer Gabriel's phonecalls. Which he doesn't do for anyone else. And when it comes to showing affection to Martin it's the fact that he keeps coming back to him, and spending time with him. He's really bad at going beyond that.

Obviously there's the kissing and cuddling and fucking. But to Noah that almost doesn't register as affection, so the other stuff is more important.

-- Putting the rest under a readmore!

18 - Do they view their relationship as temporary or permanent?

Noah and Martin both view their situation as temporary. Martin too scared to dare hope it will last, and Noah too scared to get tied down to consider making it more of a real thing. (They do end up a permanent thing in the end, but it's years down the line.)

Gabriel knows that Noah will always keep appearing on his doorstep, for as long as he's able to, but that they'll never be more than that.

19 - Are they satisfied with their relationship? Do they wish they were closer/more distant?

Martin always quietly wishes that Noah would just settle down and stay with him. He's always just in stasis when he's gone, waiting for the day he deigns to turn up again.

Gabriel stopped wishing Noah would be as in love with him as Gabriel is. Yeah he'd say yes in heartbeat if Noah decided to choose him. But he's made peace with the fact that it's never going to happen.

Noah is too scared to settle down to realise that he's getting tired of always being adrift. It takes him a long time to accept the fact that he does actually want to be with Martin properly, but he gets there eventually.

22 - When were they the most vulnerable with each other?

Noah is at his most vulnerable when he's in bed with either of them. That's really the only time he fully lets his guard down and puts his full trust in them.

Martin is at his most vulnerable when he's accepting help from Noah, if there is something he struggles to do, he tends to want to brute force it until he manages. Noah is the only person he'll allow to wordlessly take over whatever he's having a hard time with.

Gabriel Doesn't get all that many chances to be vulnerable with Noah. He's the one in charge when they're doing a scene/fucking. And Noah is bad at the emotions thing, so Gabe just isn't all that vulnerable around him.

24 - How do these two interact with each other in public versus in private?

Noah is loud and exciteable and does not give two shits about drawing attention to himself. So he's obnoxious and all hands when they're out and about.

Martin puts up with it with a smile, secretly loving it when Noah's presence offends someone local that he doesn't get on with. Gabriel lets it rub off on him and they both end up catching nasty looks.

25 - If a stranger saw them together, how would they describe their relationship?

Noah and Martin cause a new wave of gossip every time they're in town. Most people think Noah is a bad influence or is taking advantage.

Noah and Gabriel people tend to assume are younger and dumber than they look, with the both of them making fools out of themselves.