#I would like to pickle him
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How is he still this cunty at 50 no glue no borax no work done like………….. my gawd
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Can’t get over the trojans expecting jean to be a big scary raven and getting a scared, sweet kid instead vs the foxes expecting a quiet and unassuming neil and getting a loud mouth mafia nepo baby (affectionate)
#aftg#tfc#all for the game#neil josten#jean moreau#once again asking for a neil and jean bestie arc 🙏🏻#imagine what these two would have been like if neil grew up in the nest#neil is the ‘hey he said no pickles’ to jean’s body slamming another player for injuring neil#neil takes the punches and jean stitches him up afterwards#I love them so much
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the more I play the more I think lucanis basically knows it's illario who betrayed him right from the beginning (he's had a year in the ossuary to think. not that many people knew where he was going. when you ask him 'did Illario know you'd be on that ship' his only answer is the hardest flattest 'yes' you ever heard). so it's not so much about figuring out who the traitor is (because that's ludicrous. we all know. immediately. they didn't really bother to hide it lmao) as about methodically closing off every single avenue of denial lucanis has clung to that whole time with as much or little gentleness as you might prefer until he has no choice but to admit it. because the moment he has to admit it, he'll have to do something -- feel something -- about it. and that's such a catastrophic event in lucanis' inner landscape (he has had TWO people in this whole entire world up until now and will do anything to hold on to them with a heartbreaking child-like desperation, even at and especially through the detriment of his own self) that he'd rather just. not. what if we quite simply. didn't. what if we just stayed here in the emptiness where we can both pretend you didn't hurt me in a way I should never forgive. I have so much practice in that with caterina already it's always worked out great for everyone so far. (press x to fucking doubt but that's trauma logic for you lol)
after everything illario did, so much of the storm of lucanis' emotions around it is 'what the FUCK did you get yourself tangled up in this time and how do I get you out of this mess safely'. what's worse: the fact that your brother murdered you, or that he put himself in horrible danger doing so and thus exposed you to the risk of losing him forever. lucanis' heart certainly has an opinion here and it's fucking unhinged (affectionate)
the themes of dissociation in lucanis' character in general makes me feel nuts. allllll these contradictory messy things he needs to cut off from each other because they can't coexist or be easily reconciled inside him. but all remain stubbornly true separately anyway and will have their due one day. love and resentment. tenderness and fear and rage. terror and longing. love and freedom don't coexist. the burned out golden child anthem is playing in the background. he was always caterina's favourite and he has to keep striving to deserve that dubious honour with every breath he takes and then, presumably, mercifully, some day he will die and be excused and can rest. and until now he's suppressed all the -- natural, healthy, protective! -- negative feelings that threaten the few attachment relationships he actually has, at the cost of ever actually having his needs for connection and safety met and leaving his core self imprisoned and compromised. and spite goes 'what. no. that's dumb fuck that' (*spite voice* I do not understand that and even if I did I would not respect it) and does not allow him to fall back into that, which I think is what saves his life, ultimately. it took being possessed by a demon for lucanis to even contemplate telling anyone he loves 'no' in any way, but hey. whatever gets you there right lol
lucanis is dealing with the freeze response allll the way down baby. and he was even before the ossuary, that just turbo powered it and brought it to a breaking point way before it could happen naturally. but something was going to break eventually no matter what, and I'm just glad that in the end, through the power of friendship and also pure spite, it doesn't have to be him
#I am worried about him all the time. but also: his found family of godslaying maniacs and also the power of love. there are reasons to hope#when there was only one set of footprints in the sand that was the veilguard party holding lucanis in their arms#and going 'excuse you he said no FUCKING pickles!!!' while he's like '🥺should you guys really be -- ' 'YES'#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age meta#there's some messiness to his arc but what mary kirby managed to capture here about how this works. is everything to me#he is so exactly for me. I'm sorry for all the people he turned out not to be for. but not for him being for me#the gift of looking at him and hearing 'you're more than what you're going through' and be forced to annoyedly go 'okay#MAYBE that could be also be true for me. maybe.' he's going through it. and also so much more and the funniest person in the world#he's so worth it to still have in the world!!!!#I'm so glad we don't get to 'fix' his relationship with his family and especially caterina actually#that is stuff that would need to happen on a time scale waaay outside of the one in this game#and there's Something very real in having to go 'this is not for me to decide for you. who you love and what you do about it is yours'
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you can blame @borzoilover69 for this
#i got sent like a billion pics of adam sandler fits and ive been converted... he Would#hes eating pickles btw#cus in one of the pics sandler was eating one outside straight from the jar#anyway i couldnt get the image of him at a talk show out of my head.... i wussed out on the shorts tho im sorry :'(#ill do them next time#dave strider#alpha dave strider#homestuck#hom3stuck#hs#my art#this was both super rushed but also i spent 2 much time on it lol
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It is so great to live with an animal that just makes noises with you
^pickles
#illegal pickles photos#he is not my cat but he is like a son to me I would die for him#Marz house cats
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hi gang
#ii#inanimate insanity#fanbrush#pankie art#nickel hate is lighthearted btw I Like hating him it's funny#also bc im like a fusion of clover and suitcase so if i talked to nickel he would kill my family and convince me it was my fault#ii fan#ii nickel#ii lightbulb#ii balloon#ii paper#ii paintbrush#ii silver spoon#ii pickle#ii clover#ii goo#ii nickel neg
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johto’s champion and chronicler for the deity of the ilex shrine, it’s lyra!🌿
this one took me a while due to trying out different techniques (studying a Lot of art nouveau) and making a couple changes to her outfit (the details help), but I’d like to think she’s learned a lot in her journey and wanted to reflect her experience more in her champion fit
her specialty would be in fairy types and her meganium’s divergent evolution is grass/fairy 🧚🪷
and a bonus w/ the johto gang after the photoshoot!
#kagarts#trainer lyra#meganium#pokemon hgss#get ready for a bigass tag wall again HYAH#her team picks are meganium (grass/fairy + shiny!) azumarill togekiss alola ninetales gardevoir and clefable (mega evolves for fairy/steel)#terrains and high sp atk + statuses galore + her dino can cause a stronger confusion (like toxic w badly poisoned but its w/ Bad headaches)#i'll probably make changes as i go design wise for meganium but colors were inspo from sampaguita flowers#the flower's associated with true friendship and utilized in medicines or given as good gestures in various traditions and celebrations#and also bc she's 🇵🇭 babey!!!!!!!! i'm slapping all my favs w the pinoy beam and not even the dinos are safe >:]#since her dino is shiny a lot of the colors are just a few color diffs where the little orbs are + warmer tones. gotta make a ref sometime#not sure if I should tag the others bc the focus is on her. but the quartet always pulls thru for each other#i like thinking silver gets comfortable enough to be the friend that's “s'cuse you my Friend asked for No pickles”#silver in line picking up her food like “yeah yeah i know her and btw that’s CHAMPION lyra to you. YES she ordered a strawberry shake”#both of their meganiums are Best friends and silver likely uses his dino when you rematch him (and his would beee grass/dragon)#calling this piece Done though oh my god this semester has been nuts. don't wanna take any longer on a single piece or i'm eating tree bark#tumblr's gonna kill the quality on it but idgaf im Done. i need to tidy up my sheezy now
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Fallout…New Vegas! Again!
#gotta play it again#but here’s a bunch of sketches of my courier OC and his companions#the teddy bear is a companion mod named rusty#I know pickles would tie a teddy bear by rope to his belt and start talking to him like he’s there#then like 1 year later after the DLCs and plot of fnv where his brain has healed for the best he’s like ‘why tf do I have a teddy bear’#personal#drawing#art#sketch#doodle#oc#fnv#fallout#fallout new vegas#Veronica#arcade gannon#fnv veronica#fnv courier#fnv oc#fnv fanart#fnv arcade#arcourier#fnv raul#fnv ed e#Ed e
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I’ve been so busy with other stuff but I really want to get back to drawing WHF art so I went and cleaned up a wip. Not sure how I feel with some of the angles but I just needed to get this out of my system
Based off of this clip
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#mcart#we happy few#whf#uncle jack#jack worthing#whf uncle jack#nick lightbearer#norbert pickles#whf nick lightbearer#is this lightfog?#yeah it is ngl so#lightfog#listen any ship art I make usually nine times out of ten it’s nothing romantic it’s usually shitposts like this#but the subtext is there#and this is toxic yaoi anyway ain’t no way they’d have a proper romantic relationship#their dynamic compels me though#it would work more in his foggy jack form but also I think it would be funny if this is how jack acts to him in his uncle jack form#just slightly unhinged#anyway uhhh if you’re still reading the tags uhh mayhaps you’d like to send me a request for a whf art idea?#gonna be honest I only have so many ideas I want to do but I feel like I need to be motivated so#it would be so awesome. it would be so cool#read my pinned post though and take into consideration for that cause there’s just some things I won’t do so I may end up rejecting an idea#would like to draw something with uncle jack cause like lately ive been trying to draw him but been having the hardest time idk why#he just looks off in my artstyle rn so maybe if i get a request id be able to lock in#anyway uhhh thats it
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princess
#disasterpiece.png#true detective#s1 e5#s1 e6#the secret fate of all life#haunted houses#rust cohle#wife tag#world's most princess girl of all time. 2002 rust is like a wife to me#do not come at me talking about her hair by the way it's perfect. it's ugly. it gets mussed after she fucks. it's castration metaphor.#it's rust getting cut down to size so he can fit into something adjacent to normalcy. it's rust having his edges softened so he can be in a#(most likely loveless) relationship. it's him wanting to say no... being forced to say yes... if her life was the leather tanning process#this would be the bating or pickling. that haircut is so painfully average. my sweet princess. something about her is so sun-dried.#there is an animal trying to get OUT. all this over some hair. but still. i am right.#it's like when dogs are sheared in certain places to have surgery done on them#i wonder what they took out of her
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#i have the unshakable feeling that Dried Pickle Man would have absolutely adored Junie#i can't explain it i just KNOW#and she would have liked him too i think#it's a real shame they will never get to meet on this mortal plane
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Obsessed with the fact that we got a throwback to the iconic Vallhaska moment in the Army of the Doomstar movie.
#army of the doomstar#army of the doomstar spoilers#aotd spoilers#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#skwistok#so many people predicted it when the trailer came out but holy shit dfjhsjhfd#and of course the receptor has to be a bitch about it#the skwistok way#i also think its amazing how toki (death depresentative) just kind of assumed that even though they were all gonna die skwisgaar would stil#be around like out of all of them he only talked to skwisgaar#something something toki deep downs know abt the powers that connect them#idk its just like so impressive to me that pickles tried to comfort toki and all for toki to walk to skwisgaar about seeing him#in the afterlife it just like#speaks volumes to me#bitches be fated and they know it#basu post
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I will never stop finding it hilarious that the besties just leave Caleb Hackett in the freezer to die. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s so unlikely and so unnecessary. I love it.
#the quarry#Kaitlyn ka#dylan lenivy#caleb hackett#he’s just in there with the fucking pickles#it would take him like two hours to die after he turned back#my dumb quarry memes#absolute shitpost#Kaitlyn & Dylan commit manslaughter#a gas oven lodge explosion would have been too much like Until Dawn but it still would have been cool#I should clarify that by love I mean hate#I think it’s goofy
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sophia seeing cailan's body hanging there when they go back to ostagar, and suddenly all she can see even through the rot and the ruin is just how much he looked like alistair...... :'(
a mental image that totally will not haunt her through alistair's many years on the throne as rebellions and assassination attemps come and go. doesn't send her unhinged and unwise even a little
#I've never played back to ostagar before actually! getting some more delicious trauma for everyone#and also zev was there (affectionate)#oc: sophia amell#warden x alistair#dragon age#dragon age origins#the vibes are slightly weird in the dialogue in this dlc -- this uh. did not seem to be the relationship alistair and cailan had#such as it even was. but hey I got this angst out of it what more can I ask#I had sophia and alistair smooch on the platform place thingy where you meet him for the first time. I am a sap but I am free#what's that post about the unconquerable human spirit that's like 'despite all the horrors I am still horny' again. basically they're that#alistair is honestly The most pocket healed warrior of all time he's got two spirit healers who love him laser focused on him#at all times#(sophia switches between unleashing horrifying amounts of raw magical power on the enemy and going 'oh nooo let me see I'll fix it')#that boy is Protected. wynne and sophia glaring at you past his shoulders like 'he said no FUCKING pickles ok. last warning'#(actually probably sophia would glare at you from like. the height of his armpit; she's Short lol)#also partially why I had to change my canon b/c if alistair was left in the fade sophia would. she would quite simply end the world#long before solas had the time to. she would tear the veil to shreds to get to him. mind and circle mage restraint irretrievably lost#her greatest fear is becoming unmoored (which in many ways also means losing alistair) and everyone else should be afraid of that too#I do like how this playthrough is shaking out tho it feels like a more grown-up version of the story I told with them originally#more complicated and acknowledging the other forces pulling on them (when I was younger I liked the freedom of them both staying wardens)#but it just makes the 'we're sticking together *no matter what*' all the more satisfying and triumphant for me.#we'll find a way and if there is no way we'll fucking make it together :') and they do
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guys i need your input . who do you think is gonna tell OJ, pickle and nickel the truth about the show?? (...if they come back)
#i figured since they all got eliminated before they figured out SOMEONE has to tell them#i cant stop imagining everyone coming back and they're like.#“oh boy that was rough ... well since we were never actually real people i guess we can start from a clean slate!”#<- balloon (presumably)#“What.”#<- nickel (presumably)#my first assumption was that balloon or baseball would tell nickel but i think a group intervention would be . sillier#suitcase needs to break the news to him#reality checkkkkk#ummmm i guess paper tells OJ#im actually really interested in OJs reaction ...#annndddd taco tells pickle#double truth bomb#DOUBLE WHAMMY#Wait.#there's also the whole other group of invitationals that weren't even there#well them too#BLUH#i think itssss TK - LR - clover - blueberry - bot* - floory#bot presumably because i still think they're still alive#grrrrr#anyway#toodles#bonks thinkpan#inanimate insanity#this is dumb but. its been nagging me so whatevs
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i do think Nathan and Pickles would be the kind of dudes to say "we're not a couple! that's gay and we ain't gay!" while actively holding hands and wearing matching rings and going everywhere together
#they would say stuff like “we just pall around and will continue to do so for the rest of our lives!”#like sir... that's marriage#“i'm not in love with him i'd just do anything for him to be happy” says PIckles while he rubbs Nathan's shoulders#“yeah i don't love him either he just understands me better than anyone alse and i want to spend my life with him!” says Nathan#and that's actually what i like about them they are in the ultimate friendship/partnership/soulmateship(?)#yeah sorry they just mean a lot to me#metalocalypse#clade talks#nickles#pickles the drummer#nathan explosion
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