#I would like to pickle him
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How is he still this cunty at 50 no glue no borax no work done like………….. my gawd
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Can’t get over the trojans expecting jean to be a big scary raven and getting a scared, sweet kid instead vs the foxes expecting a quiet and unassuming neil and getting a loud mouth mafia nepo baby (affectionate)
#aftg#tfc#all for the game#neil josten#jean moreau#once again asking for a neil and jean bestie arc 🙏🏻#imagine what these two would have been like if neil grew up in the nest#neil is the ‘hey he said no pickles’ to jean’s body slamming another player for injuring neil#neil takes the punches and jean stitches him up afterwards#I love them so much
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you can blame @borzoilover69 for this
#i got sent like a billion pics of adam sandler fits and ive been converted... he Would#hes eating pickles btw#cus in one of the pics sandler was eating one outside straight from the jar#anyway i couldnt get the image of him at a talk show out of my head.... i wussed out on the shorts tho im sorry :'(#ill do them next time#dave strider#alpha dave strider#homestuck#hom3stuck#hs#my art#this was both super rushed but also i spent 2 much time on it lol
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It is so great to live with an animal that just makes noises with you
^pickles
#illegal pickles photos#he is not my cat but he is like a son to me I would die for him#Marz house cats
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hi gang
#ii#inanimate insanity#fanbrush#pankie art#nickel hate is lighthearted btw I Like hating him it's funny#also bc im like a fusion of clover and suitcase so if i talked to nickel he would kill my family and convince me it was my fault#ii fan#ii nickel#ii lightbulb#ii balloon#ii paper#ii paintbrush#ii silver spoon#ii pickle#ii clover#ii goo#ii nickel neg
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johto’s champion and chronicler for the deity of the ilex shrine, it’s lyra!🌿
this one took me a while due to trying out different techniques (studying a Lot of art nouveau) and making a couple changes to her outfit (the details help), but I’d like to think she’s learned a lot in her journey and wanted to reflect her experience more in her champion fit
her specialty would be in fairy types and her meganium’s divergent evolution is grass/fairy 🧚🪷
and a bonus w/ the johto gang after the photoshoot!
#kagarts#trainer lyra#meganium#pokemon hgss#get ready for a bigass tag wall again HYAH#her team picks are meganium (grass/fairy + shiny!) azumarill togekiss alola ninetales gardevoir and clefable (mega evolves for fairy/steel)#terrains and high sp atk + statuses galore + her dino can cause a stronger confusion (like toxic w badly poisoned but its w/ Bad headaches)#i'll probably make changes as i go design wise for meganium but colors were inspo from sampaguita flowers#the flower's associated with true friendship and utilized in medicines or given as good gestures in various traditions and celebrations#and also bc she's 🇵🇭 babey!!!!!!!! i'm slapping all my favs w the pinoy beam and not even the dinos are safe >:]#since her dino is shiny a lot of the colors are just a few color diffs where the little orbs are + warmer tones. gotta make a ref sometime#not sure if I should tag the others bc the focus is on her. but the quartet always pulls thru for each other#i like thinking silver gets comfortable enough to be the friend that's “s'cuse you my Friend asked for No pickles”#silver in line picking up her food like “yeah yeah i know her and btw that’s CHAMPION lyra to you. YES she ordered a strawberry shake”#both of their meganiums are Best friends and silver likely uses his dino when you rematch him (and his would beee grass/dragon)#calling this piece Done though oh my god this semester has been nuts. don't wanna take any longer on a single piece or i'm eating tree bark#tumblr's gonna kill the quality on it but idgaf im Done. i need to tidy up my sheezy now
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Fallout…New Vegas! Again!
#gotta play it again#but here’s a bunch of sketches of my courier OC and his companions#the teddy bear is a companion mod named rusty#I know pickles would tie a teddy bear by rope to his belt and start talking to him like he’s there#then like 1 year later after the DLCs and plot of fnv where his brain has healed for the best he’s like ‘why tf do I have a teddy bear’#personal#drawing#art#sketch#doodle#oc#fnv#fallout#fallout new vegas#Veronica#arcade gannon#fnv veronica#fnv courier#fnv oc#fnv fanart#fnv arcade#arcourier#fnv raul#fnv ed e#Ed e
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I’ve been so busy with other stuff but I really want to get back to drawing WHF art so I went and cleaned up a wip. Not sure how I feel with some of the angles but I just needed to get this out of my system
Based off of this clip
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#mcart#we happy few#whf#uncle jack#jack worthing#whf uncle jack#nick lightbearer#norbert pickles#whf nick lightbearer#is this lightfog?#yeah it is ngl so#lightfog#listen any ship art I make usually nine times out of ten it’s nothing romantic it’s usually shitposts like this#but the subtext is there#and this is toxic yaoi anyway ain’t no way they’d have a proper romantic relationship#their dynamic compels me though#it would work more in his foggy jack form but also I think it would be funny if this is how jack acts to him in his uncle jack form#just slightly unhinged#anyway uhhh if you’re still reading the tags uhh mayhaps you’d like to send me a request for a whf art idea?#gonna be honest I only have so many ideas I want to do but I feel like I need to be motivated so#it would be so awesome. it would be so cool#read my pinned post though and take into consideration for that cause there’s just some things I won’t do so I may end up rejecting an idea#would like to draw something with uncle jack cause like lately ive been trying to draw him but been having the hardest time idk why#he just looks off in my artstyle rn so maybe if i get a request id be able to lock in#anyway uhhh thats it
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princess
#disasterpiece.png#true detective#s1 e5#s1 e6#the secret fate of all life#haunted houses#rust cohle#wife tag#world's most princess girl of all time. 2002 rust is like a wife to me#do not come at me talking about her hair by the way it's perfect. it's ugly. it gets mussed after she fucks. it's castration metaphor.#it's rust getting cut down to size so he can fit into something adjacent to normalcy. it's rust having his edges softened so he can be in a#(most likely loveless) relationship. it's him wanting to say no... being forced to say yes... if her life was the leather tanning process#this would be the bating or pickling. that haircut is so painfully average. my sweet princess. something about her is so sun-dried.#there is an animal trying to get OUT. all this over some hair. but still. i am right.#it's like when dogs are sheared in certain places to have surgery done on them#i wonder what they took out of her
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textless version under cut
#inanimate insanity#ii#ii pickle#ii balloon#ii soap#ii bomb#ii knife#ii microphone#they're playing super smash bros melee!!#inspired by people talking about pickle and his friendships#so this wasn't made to be shippy but i do enjoy metallic salad and i think soap/bomb is cute#i mostly just wanted to draw him gaming with some buddies tho#...can you tell who my fav is (hint: the only one with added accessories aknsdfgksn)#unless you count mic's button i guess#people that can come up with so many little things for their designs are so cool idk how they do it#i think this was my first time drawing pickle. i really like how he turned out he was more fun to draw than i thought he would be#brewing some art
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Obsessed with the fact that we got a throwback to the iconic Vallhaska moment in the Army of the Doomstar movie.
#army of the doomstar#army of the doomstar spoilers#aotd spoilers#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#skwistok#so many people predicted it when the trailer came out but holy shit dfjhsjhfd#and of course the receptor has to be a bitch about it#the skwistok way#i also think its amazing how toki (death depresentative) just kind of assumed that even though they were all gonna die skwisgaar would stil#be around like out of all of them he only talked to skwisgaar#something something toki deep downs know abt the powers that connect them#idk its just like so impressive to me that pickles tried to comfort toki and all for toki to walk to skwisgaar about seeing him#in the afterlife it just like#speaks volumes to me#bitches be fated and they know it#basu post
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I will never stop finding it hilarious that the besties just leave Caleb Hackett in the freezer to die. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s so unlikely and so unnecessary. I love it.
#the quarry#Kaitlyn ka#dylan lenivy#caleb hackett#he’s just in there with the fucking pickles#it would take him like two hours to die after he turned back#my dumb quarry memes#absolute shitpost#Kaitlyn & Dylan commit manslaughter#a gas oven lodge explosion would have been too much like Until Dawn but it still would have been cool#I should clarify that by love I mean hate#I think it’s goofy
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i do think Nathan and Pickles would be the kind of dudes to say "we're not a couple! that's gay and we ain't gay!" while actively holding hands and wearing matching rings and going everywhere together
#they would say stuff like “we just pall around and will continue to do so for the rest of our lives!”#like sir... that's marriage#“i'm not in love with him i'd just do anything for him to be happy” says PIckles while he rubbs Nathan's shoulders#“yeah i don't love him either he just understands me better than anyone alse and i want to spend my life with him!” says Nathan#and that's actually what i like about them they are in the ultimate friendship/partnership/soulmateship(?)#yeah sorry they just mean a lot to me#metalocalypse#clade talks#nickles#pickles the drummer#nathan explosion
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sophia seeing cailan's body hanging there when they go back to ostagar, and suddenly all she can see even through the rot and the ruin is just how much he looked like alistair...... :'(
a mental image that totally will not haunt her through alistair's many years on the throne as rebellions and assassination attemps come and go. doesn't send her unhinged and unwise even a little
#I've never played back to ostagar before actually! getting some more delicious trauma for everyone#and also zev was there (affectionate)#oc: sophia amell#warden x alistair#dragon age#dragon age origins#the vibes are slightly weird in the dialogue in this dlc -- this uh. did not seem to be the relationship alistair and cailan had#such as it even was. but hey I got this angst out of it what more can I ask#I had sophia and alistair smooch on the platform place thingy where you meet him for the first time. I am a sap but I am free#what's that post about the unconquerable human spirit that's like 'despite all the horrors I am still horny' again. basically they're that#alistair is honestly The most pocket healed warrior of all time he's got two spirit healers who love him laser focused on him#at all times#(sophia switches between unleashing horrifying amounts of raw magical power on the enemy and going 'oh nooo let me see I'll fix it')#that boy is Protected. wynne and sophia glaring at you past his shoulders like 'he said no FUCKING pickles ok. last warning'#(actually probably sophia would glare at you from like. the height of his armpit; she's Short lol)#also partially why I had to change my canon b/c if alistair was left in the fade sophia would. she would quite simply end the world#long before solas had the time to. she would tear the veil to shreds to get to him. mind and circle mage restraint irretrievably lost#her greatest fear is becoming unmoored (which in many ways also means losing alistair) and everyone else should be afraid of that too#I do like how this playthrough is shaking out tho it feels like a more grown-up version of the story I told with them originally#more complicated and acknowledging the other forces pulling on them (when I was younger I liked the freedom of them both staying wardens)#but it just makes the 'we're sticking together *no matter what*' all the more satisfying and triumphant for me.#we'll find a way and if there is no way we'll fucking make it together :') and they do
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yo I can't believe people are being weird on the TToffoli pride post? or I can, but egh tumblr. anyway I'm SO jazzed for him being around yeah!! I found an article saying: 'Toffoli should also be the perfect role model for Celebrini, Smoth, and company, and that’s no exaggeration. “He’s a pro,” one league source said. "Toffoli is a really good guy. Lots of fun. Will be good for the young kids,” an executive said. “Great room guy,” Scout No. 2 said. “He's the best guy ever,” Scout No. 3 said via text. “Awesome HUMAN for the young guys to be around.”' and it sounds like he's got the good vibes to slot in with our old guys too! I'm really hype for this season :D
it costs ZERO DOLLARS not to clown on the sharks...like i know EYE clown on the sharks but i pay taxes in san jose so it's my right as a resident to talk shit...mayor matt literally said "it's legal to clown on the sharks if you paid my salary this year" in his last email blast..... anyway this made me really really emo bc in my humble idiot opinion the sharks have been missing that veteran locker room joie de vivre that brent burns had in spades that i think did some heavy lifting after joe pavelski left and logan couture was trying to shoulder the entire locker room alone. i think they were hoping mario ferraro would be the locker room joy guy but you can't like take away burnzie, put cooch on ltir for an entire season and then take away hertl too and expect mario, who is barely not a rookie, to still keep his head up...like he needs a guide...a role model...someone to set the tone...he is only 25!! he's just a lil guy!!!! and i think tyler toffoli is gonna be the person to step into that hole that burnzie left and do a lot of that heavy lifting while leadership is still being sorted out and let mario like, be a young guy and just enjoy hockey again. like i really think tyler toffoli is gonna be so good for the rookies, that's been proven across multiple teams and i'm excited to see it, but i think he's going to be really good for the guys who have been grinding it out in this org without joy ballast for a long couple of years now. (i guess at this point that's. just mario and pickles. maybe cooch if he's alive. haha. oh ariana we're really in it now 😭)
sorry to make this answer about mario ferraro, unfortunately most things in my life end up being about mario ferraro. but tl;dr YEAH i'm so excited to have tyler toffoli!! our first shark at pride ever!! good role model and locker room guy!!! may this joy continue for the next four years!!!!
#and when pickles hands the cup to cupcake in three years...i'll be sobbing my brains out. know this#cage replies#anon#thank you for this ask i really was sitting here like huh...what if i just rolled over and died#but having contemplated mario ferraro...i am now at peace#well no i'm not at peace i'm 😶 doing the math on how old mario was when i wrote brent burbs. i think i de-aged him a couples years too#but i FEEL better#prepared to face the rest of the week. it's what tyler toffoli would want for me surely
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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level#for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda#changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is#don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men#his transness wouldnt change that#only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band#is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had#he becomes more caring more supportive#it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind#and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences#i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways#to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it#so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine#i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt#but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues#and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does#again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol#AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans#do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model#I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA
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