#I will slam the door in your face

[starryknight565]

no bc I will get heated, don't get me started on this one

another poll because i was just thinking about it

[cuepickle]

I literally cannot stop watching House MD right now please send help

[nicollekidman]

trying to comfort someone who wants to wallow in depression and delusion based on regret and does NOT want to hear either about the boundless potential of the future or the closed unfriendly door of the past…….. brother i am not your girl!

[ratatatastic]

"im gonna have a heart attack" "please dont do that today we dont need that we dont need that 😨😨" "grandma im behind you! dont back up! dont put it in reverse!" "oh thanks mom...thanks mom! just close the door right in my face 😃"

alternatively the ekky thinks hes a riot cut like ohhhh he thinks hes so funny

Ekky Cup Day | 8.17.24 (x)

[ddarker-dreams]

had a dream where there was a knock on my door. i opened it, and chrollo was standing there, about to say hello. i immediately closed it. this might be the best protocol to handle him

[rawliverandgoronspice]

How long do you think it took for Ganondorf to be captured and set to be executed after Link snitched on him, because he looks a LOT older than he was in OoT by the time of his execution in TP.

Did he just run to the desert to gather his forces before all of that or what?

Hey, thanks for the ask!!

So I have.... pretty extensive headcanons about that, but yeah basically I think he did manage to run away from Hyrule Castle, retreat in the Desert, and then waged war for a couple of years before being captured, tried and executed.

It's my HC at least, because first of all it would support the whole "him on his horse while surrounded by fire" thing the Sages introduce in TP, and it would also make the hylians less monstrous? I mean, I'm not putting it past them to take the word of a 10 year old and execute a man for crimes he has yet to commit (mostly, not forgetting about the Deku Tree, Jabu Jabu and the gorons), but I think the whole process of his death looking so ritualized seems to me like he proved himself a big enough threat that they needed to get drastic in his murder as well.

I think it's always hard to take his appearance as a cue for his age, because it's sooo open to interpretation that it's hard to say for sure. There are people who think his young model looks like he's 20, others think he's 40, and then Ganon in WW is hundreds of years old, and in TP he is basically a ghost-man?? He changes so much that I think it's hard to use anything as a baseline. But yeah, at least the hair grew back! That's something! So I would assume he ran around for at least a couple of years before the execution (and if he looks older than OoT even 7 years later than his first appearance, this version doesn't have the Triforce and, I would argue, have faced much more strife, war and trauma than his OoT counterpart. The skin care routine may have suffered as a result u_u)

[felixisfruity]

y‘all ever try to be a good person for fun but no ones a good person back to you so you give up

[thebirdandhersong]

Nothing like your aunt telling you (and this is the ONLY thing she had to say apparently) through the family telephone network that you Can't get a job after getting a Ph.D and people won't hire you so don't bother and that she knows SO many people who ended up teaching high school after they got their Ph.Ds so I might as well teach high school straight after my BA and B.Ed instead of going onto study as my mother had told her i wanted to do. On NEW YEAR'S EVE

[wickedlyqueer]

hi hello salut. do you find that having a tumblr account to promote fanfictions is helpful or do readers find your fics regardless? i am publishing first time ever. thank you greatly, big fan

Yeah, I'd say so.

For one you have another platform to let readers know "hey! there's a new fic of the thing you like!" Not every reader sorts fics on 'most recent' and only go off 'most kudos'ed/viewed/bookmarked'. A new fic will have an incredibly hard time to land a high spot with those filters. Hell, some only go off other people's recs... So any additional place you can let readers know of your fics existence helps.

It also makes it much easier for readers to reblog your fic. If I read a fic and like it, I probably wouldn't make my own post like 'oh this fic i read was really nice'. I would, however, reblog someone's tumblr post. This helps your fic (potentially) read a wider audience.

Just make sure to properly tag your fics so that—even when you don't have many followers—people can still find your fic!

[consult-sherlockholmes]

gay

Thank you for your input. Not.

[hostradio]

there's  basically  no  world  in  which  al's  father  DIDN'T  end  up  in  hell  after  he  died  —  he  was  an  objectively  terrible  piece  of  work.  not  the  absolute  worst,  but  definitely  not  a  good  person  by  any  stretch  of  the  imagination.  there's  a  roughly  twenty  year  (  and  some  change  )  stretch  between  his  death  and  al's,  which  is  plenty  of  time  for  him  to  be  wiped  out  before  his  son  even  sets  foot  in  hell,  but  it  isn't  impossible  for  them  both  to  be  down  there  simultaneously.

i  think  the  natural  assumption  would  be  that  al  might  take  the  opportunity  to  kill  him  again  or  enact  some  sort  of  revenge  —  but  their  relationship  was  never  necessarily  antagonistic  so  much  as  it  was  steeped  in  mutual  apathy  with  a  side  of  al  witnessing  the  abuse  and  manipulation  he  inflicted  upon  OTHER  people.  (  which  definitely  did  traumatize  him,  but  he  was  never  the  direct  subject  of  it.  )  make  no  mistake,  al  is  the  specific  flavor  of  obsessive  controlling  bastard  who  would  absolutely  hunt  him  down  and  kill  him  if  he  saw  him  as  a  loose  end  of  some  sort  —  he  just  wouldn't?  the  indifference  he  felt  in  life  would  carry  over  into  death;  he  genuinely  could  not  possibly  care  less  about  this  man.  he  was  and  always  has  been  a  step  away  from  being  a  complete  stranger  to  him.

however,  al  still  uses  the  same  name  in  hell  —  and  staunchly  refuses  to  change  it.  there  is  a  very  good  chance  word  of  his  infamy  has  reached  his  father,  assuming  he's  still  alive  at  that  point.  and  the  kicker  is,  he  wouldn't  even  know  al  was  the  one  who  killed  him  because  he  attacked  him  from  behind.  so  that's  fun.  that's  interesting.

[cringelordofchaos]

I need a compilation of south park characters slamming the door shut in front of someone else

[sojourner-between-worlds]

If you ever wonder why I get so into fandoms its because there is nothing worth getting excited about in my real life 🙃

[kittycak3s]

I hate that I'm being made responsible for coping with and "forgiving" abusive behavior just to protect myself.

I'm tired of being fucking "understanding". I'm tired of my survival being dependent on how much I'm able to take. I'm tired of being treated like dog shit for no reason.

[briefle]

i fear the beast i will become when the world download will come btw

[geddy-leesbian]

dedicating my whole blog description to The Pass because there is no mental breakdown that that song can't fix