#(it was awkward)

[moonrisemoonchild]

Dan and Phil need to warn us before drastic changes like this. I was at a play center with my son. How am I supposed to explain to the other parents that I gasped at my phone because a man on the internet dyed his hair blonde. I am not meant to live in the normal world.

[mechanicalclown]

One time I had an assignment to look through my last 20 posts on the social media I use and see if they aligned with like. My morals or something??? Idk it was weird. But this is the only social media I actually post on, but it's just. It's only mechanisms and tma. Maybe some danny phantom. But thats it. I don't do anything else.

[allo-frouto]

Have you ever seen a guy on the street with big boner outline?

I have.

[laurzvahll]

warning for cringe but like erm erm erm when sol and kara are closer like after a good while of dating Kara picks up one of Sols habits which is rubbing the backs of others in soft soothing circles as a means of comforting the other . Sol had done this before to him and others they were around and he just slowly picked it up and used it on Sol once when they were sad and they weren’t expecting it and they started sobbing

[minibunz]

How can I be hot and sexy when my life is such a fuckin g mess 😩 gods please give me a break

[aroace-and-has-a-mace]

random thing that happened once:

person 1: hey, we aren’t allowed to have phones in here!

person 2, very clearly holding a calculator: …

[aromanticannibal]

can you tell that my love language is touch yet or do I need to hold your hand for no reason

[hg7439976]

I've gone from sad to angry eating seagulls in the walmart parking lot

[nataliescatorccio]

i thought i knew who that last anon was talking about cause i also saw a few gifsets that looked WAY too similar to your style. i went to check their blog and they’ve deleted 💀

i think this is the same person i came across as they deleted very recently... they had a very similar style but what really bothered me is they straight up copied some of my gifs from my ladies meme as in, same colour scheme, same scenes, same style 💀

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[invisiblebard]

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[spicymotte]

every time I see a big robot hold/save a human I feel like. hmm. how does the big guy know when to stop squeezing and when the human goes pop

[ellemeditdance]

One of my coworkers regularly points out when something in the office smells delicious and will ask people what they brought for lunch that smells so good. That's all fine and good when I get to tell her about the fancy meal I cooked that I have leftovers from. But today she asked me why my lunch smelled so good and I had to tell her I had just microwaved a tupperware full of bacon

[mylittlesecrethaven]

Ah Yes. Getting Into Political Arguments With My Mom When She Knows For A Fact I Have No Clue What's Actually Going On In Politics Or About The Background And Previous Accomplishments Of The Political Candidates That I Don't Like After Making A Joke That We Should Vote In A Celebrity/YouTuber For Presidency Just For Funsies