#(it was awkward)

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Today I said “hey speaking of interesting dates” before cutting myself off and going “hm. No! That sounds like I’m hitting on you, which I am not, I wanted to tell you that the 2025 calendar supposedly perfectly matches the 1969 calendar..” which didn’t really diffuse the weird energy I accidentally created but instead added a new tone to the social interaction that I would describe as “…okay”

[moonrisemoonchild]

Dan and Phil need to warn us before drastic changes like this. I was at a play center with my son. How am I supposed to explain to the other parents that I gasped at my phone because a man on the internet dyed his hair blonde. I am not meant to live in the normal world.

[mechanicalclown]

One time I had an assignment to look through my last 20 posts on the social media I use and see if they aligned with like. My morals or something??? Idk it was weird. But this is the only social media I actually post on, but it's just. It's only mechanisms and tma. Maybe some danny phantom. But thats it. I don't do anything else.

[allo-frouto]

Have you ever seen a guy on the street with big boner outline?

I have.

[laurzvahll]

warning for cringe but like erm erm erm when sol and kara are closer like after a good while of dating Kara picks up one of Sols habits which is rubbing the backs of others in soft soothing circles as a means of comforting the other . Sol had done this before to him and others they were around and he just slowly picked it up and used it on Sol once when they were sad and they weren’t expecting it and they started sobbing

[minibunz]

How can I be hot and sexy when my life is such a fuckin g mess 😩 gods please give me a break

[aroace-and-has-a-mace]

random thing that happened once:

person 1: hey, we aren’t allowed to have phones in here!

person 2, very clearly holding a calculator: …

[aromanticannibal]

can you tell that my love language is touch yet or do I need to hold your hand for no reason

[hg7439976]

I've gone from sad to angry eating seagulls in the walmart parking lot

[blenselche]

well it finally happened

so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically

he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth

he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable

he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"

he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ

[invisiblebard]

[luellal0l]

all this does is remind me of the one time my friends and I had to explain shipping to our teacher

who was a Dominican Sister

and this was at a meeting of our young Catholic girls group

[kittyee2]

You know, with how important mistakes are to learning and growing, do they really have to feel so bad?

[qiinamii]

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

[apollognese]

Blue flowers for Baby Blue🩵🩵