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muffinlance · 5 months

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If you have texture issues

Do not mistake a banana peel for a wash cloth because you were scrolling Tumblr and your peripheral vision is a lying liar who lies

That is all

#I will never be clean again #Though at least the actual wash cloth was indeed Right There #...Imma go shower now

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monotonesandwich · 2 months

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endlessly sloughing paraffin off my skin only to reveal more paraffin

#i will never be clean again #secretly also a wax model

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jayjamjary · 6 months

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Horrible news my mouth will never be clean again. I was really thirsty and so I decided (against my better judgement) to drink from a water fountain. The water was full of white particulat matter. I got it in my mouth. I'm going to die now I'll miss you all.

#sobbing #crying #flailing on the floor #EHAT WAS THAT #IT GOT IN NY MOUTH #I STILL FEEL IT #i will never be clean again #i washed my mouth with clean water and then gargled and drank some of my friend's Monster Energy for idk a chemical cleaning #but my mouth still feels unclean #bad water #disgusting #horrible #gross #unclean

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roshambo05 · 1 year

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Never thought my first exposure to porn would be clicking on a new follower to make sure they're not a bot.

#help i'm very asexual #what is happening #i will never be clean again #shitpost #cry for help

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pearl-kite · 8 months

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I made a pillow!

It took four months of non-stop cross-stitching, but I finally finished a pattern I bought from @8pxl a little bit ago, and tonight in a bizarre burst of productivity I finally sewed a back to it and stuffed it into a cute little pillow! It ended up being pretty much perfectly sized for a neck pillow, but I'm a bit worried about it getting dirty that way.

I highly recommend the patterns from 8xpl's shop, there are SO many gorgeous ones to choose from. I might end up getting another one soon o3o

#cross stitch #embroidery #fiber art #fiber crafts #cross stitching #xstitch #needlepoint #needlecraft #I went so long without drawing because I KNEW if I put this aside for anything I'd nver pick it up again #because that's how I usually am with cross stitch #but I finished it about a month ago and todday for some reason was just the day that I spontaneously finished the rest of thee project #I would have liked to do a nicer pillow #like with that piping kindd of stuff along the edge?#but if I actually waited to get some of that it'd never happen #so super basic straight lines around the edges flip insid out stuff an stitch down the opening #no zippeer #it will NOT be easy to clean so I need to be careful with it #but it is absolutely a perfect neck pillow on the back of my couch right now

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wistfulwatcher · 3 months

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emily prentiss + her waning tolerance of getting close to killers

#criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #criminal minds evolution #cmevolutionedit #cmverse #cmverseedit #emily prentiss #emilyprentissedit #mine #edit #*#category*#the progression here!!!!!! she's so young and playful as lauren she has NO IDEA how much that is going to change her!!!!#and then the memory of it all with karl it all comes back and she's struggling to shake it #and now??? FUCK THAT NOISE she is NOT doing this again #(never not thinking about 'it's clean. i know who the good guys and the bad guys are. i don't have to worry about screwing someone over.'#LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE the implication of how much it messes her up to connect to monsters and see a sliver of humanity. that she thinks about #screwing over that human piece. that it stays with her. her relationship with empathy is so fascinating to me and i can't get enough!!!!!)#god i love her

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collophora · 2 months

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@devinsisland apocalypse AUs, but it's just chill gardening between two raids outside to scavenge seeds

#star wars #apocalypse AU #tbb #tcw #is it okay to jump into someone AU like this?#hope it's okay #Hewwwo I'm trying colors again #What is a clean coloring process #I just put colors on one layer and never clean ever #Oh my actually now I look at it I feel really bad posting this #looks like I did throw up on my screen #listen just look at it from afar if you're not happy #Sorry 99 I tried my best #sorry Tech skin tone I tried my best too #I need to sleep #I just wanted to draw a small color test #anyway bye

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littlefoxwithbighat · 2 years

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Having just emptied and cleaned our student flat food bin, I think I can confidently say I'm only being a little exaggerative when I say I would have straight up rather have committed murder

#THE THINGS I HAVE SMELT AND SEEN #I WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN #Listen you have to understand i empty our home food bin and regular bins all the time #This isn't a complaint on gross manual labour #This is a complaint on the state of the grossest food bin ever to have food binned #I won't go into futher details for your health and safety but dear GOD #That's sarcastic god is dead and I now know that for a fact #Gross tw #Gross cw

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pempempemto · 1 year

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FNAF RUIN SPOILERS

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still thinking about. the last encounter with eclipse .

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cheeriochat · 8 months

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GUYS GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I SAW AT MY LOCAL DANGERFIELD

'ASTARION APPROVES' 😭😭😭

Omg I was so gonna buy the necklace but I thought to leave it on the mannequin for the next bg3 fan.

#it was 19 dollars so that was super good #especially for dangerfield iykyk #but cool reference lol #i love it when chain buisnesses let their employees customise the store #it just brings more life and personality into what would just be another branch of the store #god knows my workplace would never #lets go megacorp buisness #i was gonna suggest making a book reccomend thing for our book section but then again im literally the only one who cleans there #anyways yeah dangerfield is great!!#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion

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hotpooki · 7 months

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grief

#vash the stampede #trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #hgnhndhfold doodles once again #i like the way this one turned out but i also never fully cleaned it LOL #mine #fanart

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tojosuggestionbox · 10 months

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We are currently looking into procuring guard dogs for Tojo Any members who are experienced in the handling and training of guard dogs are encouraged to make contact with the main office.

#rgg #yakuza #mine yoshitaka #dojima daigo #BEHOLD: Gatorade the perfect dog #@ beau u are now officially out of ur cage #sorry y'all this took forever i hate comics #i tried to clean it up nice but i think i'm never using the comic feature of CSP ever again #i dont like how it worked oops #and i had to draw at a diff resolution and it really threw me off #anyways beloved dog

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keysmanydudes · 5 months

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