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muffinlance · 7 months ago

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If you have texture issues

Do not mistake a banana peel for a wash cloth because you were scrolling Tumblr and your peripheral vision is a lying liar who lies

That is all

#I will never be clean again #Though at least the actual wash cloth was indeed Right There #...Imma go shower now

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monotonesandwich · 4 months ago

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endlessly sloughing paraffin off my skin only to reveal more paraffin

#i will never be clean again #secretly also a wax model

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jayjamjary · 8 months ago

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Horrible news my mouth will never be clean again. I was really thirsty and so I decided (against my better judgement) to drink from a water fountain. The water was full of white particulat matter. I got it in my mouth. I'm going to die now I'll miss you all.

#sobbing #crying #flailing on the floor #EHAT WAS THAT #IT GOT IN NY MOUTH #I STILL FEEL IT #i will never be clean again #i washed my mouth with clean water and then gargled and drank some of my friend's Monster Energy for idk a chemical cleaning #but my mouth still feels unclean #bad water #disgusting #horrible #gross #unclean

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roshambo05 · 1 year ago

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Never thought my first exposure to porn would be clicking on a new follower to make sure they're not a bot.

#help i'm very asexual #what is happening #i will never be clean again #shitpost #cry for help

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antennabot · 1 month ago

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I went crazy about bowpple again

#antart #ii #inanimate insanity #ii 17 #ii gijinka #ii humanized #ii bow #ii apple #bow ii #apple ii #bowpple #bowple #its rough looking because if I tried to clean it up it would never get done </3 #I still like how it came out though!#time to obsess over literally everything else that came out of the finale (sobbing)#actually you might see me freak out about these two again who knows #sry marsh <3

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pearl-kite · 10 months ago

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I made a pillow!

It took four months of non-stop cross-stitching, but I finally finished a pattern I bought from @8pxl a little bit ago, and tonight in a bizarre burst of productivity I finally sewed a back to it and stuffed it into a cute little pillow! It ended up being pretty much perfectly sized for a neck pillow, but I'm a bit worried about it getting dirty that way.

I highly recommend the patterns from 8xpl's shop, there are SO many gorgeous ones to choose from. I might end up getting another one soon o3o

#cross stitch #embroidery #fiber art #fiber crafts #cross stitching #xstitch #needlepoint #needlecraft #I went so long without drawing because I KNEW if I put this aside for anything I'd nver pick it up again #because that's how I usually am with cross stitch #but I finished it about a month ago and todday for some reason was just the day that I spontaneously finished the rest of thee project #I would have liked to do a nicer pillow #like with that piping kindd of stuff along the edge?#but if I actually waited to get some of that it'd never happen #so super basic straight lines around the edges flip insid out stuff an stitch down the opening #no zippeer #it will NOT be easy to clean so I need to be careful with it #but it is absolutely a perfect neck pillow on the back of my couch right now

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wistfulwatcher · 6 months ago

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emily prentiss + her waning tolerance of getting close to killers

#criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #criminal minds evolution #cmevolutionedit #cmverse #cmverseedit #emily prentiss #emilyprentissedit #mine #edit #*#category*#the progression here!!!!!! she's so young and playful as lauren she has NO IDEA how much that is going to change her!!!!#and then the memory of it all with karl it all comes back and she's struggling to shake it #and now??? FUCK THAT NOISE she is NOT doing this again #(never not thinking about 'it's clean. i know who the good guys and the bad guys are. i don't have to worry about screwing someone over.'#LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE the implication of how much it messes her up to connect to monsters and see a sliver of humanity. that she thinks about #screwing over that human piece. that it stays with her. her relationship with empathy is so fascinating to me and i can't get enough!!!!!)#god i love her

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collophora · 4 months ago

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@devinsisland apocalypse AUs, but it's just chill gardening between two raids outside to scavenge seeds

#star wars #apocalypse AU #tbb #tcw #is it okay to jump into someone AU like this?#hope it's okay #Hewwwo I'm trying colors again #What is a clean coloring process #I just put colors on one layer and never clean ever #Oh my actually now I look at it I feel really bad posting this #looks like I did throw up on my screen #listen just look at it from afar if you're not happy #Sorry 99 I tried my best #sorry Tech skin tone I tried my best too #I need to sleep #I just wanted to draw a small color test #anyway bye

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pempempemto · 1 year ago

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FNAF RUIN SPOILERS

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still thinking about. the last encounter with eclipse .

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alicenpai · 2 months ago

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buncha wanpee busts from may (boa) + 2023 (the sketches) that i never uploaded.. saw da wanpee news on twt today so ive been in the mood

#one piece #boa hancock #nico robin #nami (one piece)#nami #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #monkey d. luffy #that robin+sanji+nami is genuinely so good like. i could not draw like that again to save my life.#i dare not even try to clean up the sketches...#my art #so envious of people who can sketch well.. ive never been much of a sketcher bc everything always took so longgg even a single doodle used #to take me 1-few days back then #but i want to get back into it/unlearn the perfectionism..#how do you guys find sketching enjoyable and churn out poses? please genuinely do tell ..#real men need to be more like sanji. minus the lovestruck thirst part i mean the gentleman cook part #one piece women are really on another level tho *faints*#im not talking about the thin waist no abdominal organs thing i mean when fanartists draw them. im. weak at the knees

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cheeriochat · 10 months ago

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GUYS GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I SAW AT MY LOCAL DANGERFIELD

'ASTARION APPROVES' 😭😭😭

Omg I was so gonna buy the necklace but I thought to leave it on the mannequin for the next bg3 fan.

#it was 19 dollars so that was super good #especially for dangerfield iykyk #but cool reference lol #i love it when chain buisnesses let their employees customise the store #it just brings more life and personality into what would just be another branch of the store #god knows my workplace would never #lets go megacorp buisness #i was gonna suggest making a book reccomend thing for our book section but then again im literally the only one who cleans there #anyways yeah dangerfield is great!!#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion

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hotpooki · 9 months ago

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grief

#vash the stampede #trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #hgnhndhfold doodles once again #i like the way this one turned out but i also never fully cleaned it LOL #mine #fanart

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cremeriie · 8 months ago

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that's gonna leave a stain, helena...

#jk q is never going to clean that mask ever again #helena bertinelli #vic sage #the huntress #the question #vichelena #vichel #idk i use both #dc #dc comics #dc fanart #jlu #not strictly jlu vichel but whatever #maddy draws #artists on tumblr #my art #digital art #fanart

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tojosuggestionbox · 1 year ago

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We are currently looking into procuring guard dogs for Tojo Any members who are experienced in the handling and training of guard dogs are encouraged to make contact with the main office.

#rgg #yakuza #mine yoshitaka #dojima daigo #BEHOLD: Gatorade the perfect dog #@ beau u are now officially out of ur cage #sorry y'all this took forever i hate comics #i tried to clean it up nice but i think i'm never using the comic feature of CSP ever again #i dont like how it worked oops #and i had to draw at a diff resolution and it really threw me off #anyways beloved dog

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keysmanydudes · 8 months ago

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