#I will have him

[immodestly-marina]

Concept: me and him in a room together for 10 minutes, one of us is leaving pregnant and it’s not me

[judeswhore]

he is bf

[number-one-kallamar-lover]

JOYUS DAY

MY BELOVED KALLAMAR HAS NOTICED ME! HE SAID HELLO TO ME! I'M WELL ON MY WAY TO MY DREAM

[sugar-omi]

ASUFHAOIUCJAKFJANF STFU AND GET IN HERE

[dolletebabe111]

i want to be his cute dolly gf who is always dressed super cute for his games🧘‍♀️🦢🧁

[giovanni-solos]

Sunday on the astral express? If Hoyo won’t do it I’m dragging him into that train car by force bitch your coming with me on this shitfest, no you can’t stay at Penacony if you think I’m leaving without you istg

[sharkys-left-eye]

Playing Baldurs Gate and akdfhkjahfkjaf I wanna get in with the emperor mind flayer 😩

[alien-the-ghost]

Genuinely having to calm down because my heart is racing over the damn Secondo plush 😭

[fixfoxnox]

Alright

Whose gonna buy me the Soap statue for my birthday /j

I NEED HIM SO BAD HE'S SO CUTE AJDBDBHDHD AND ITS FROM THE SOAPROACH MISSION SKFNFJJFJSKKEJDJD AHHHHHH

[spaciebabie]

thoughts on the . youtooz springtrap plush .

yeah.

[theoutlawfaleena]

wanna tie him up. wrap him like a Christmas present 😜

i don't need any other presents . all i need is him. this giant ass dude taking up my entire living room . I NEED HIM

[kaeyachi]

Have you seen the new Kaveh character post?

thanks for asking!!

AND YES I HAVE. IF I WEREN'T TOO BUSY WITH WORK I WOULD HAVE BEEN SCREAMING HERE AND MAKING SO MANY POSTS BY NOW

I WILL BE A KAVEH HAVER. MARK MY WORDS.

[number-one-kallamar-lover]

3kallamar

T-Three- HTREE OF TSNEMTHEM?! THUH- THREEEE?! WWOOUUHH OOUH W-W UHHHH UH I- OH LORDS OOOHHH I- I CAN'T- I CAN'T ANSWER THIS! I'M GETITNG ALL SWEATY AND RED GOOD LORDS UUUHHH I UM UH

Hi it's been 7 hours I would love if there were 3 Kallamars

[stitchwick]

I have been robbed. Stolen from, yet I will prevail, fuck you Mona, SCARAMOUCHE WILL BE MINE

[kodzukoi]

xiao should smile at me with how loyal i am being for him (ignore cyno, i don't know who that is or what you're talking about)

[number-one-kallamar-lover]

HE WILL ALWAYS BE PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL TO ME DAMNIT! CHANGE YOUR LOOK OR YOUR FACE YOU WILL STILL BE (soon) MY KALLAMAR!

Dysmorphia

Ik gender, sexual orientation or anything of the sort is not an issue in the cotl-verse in canon, but Kallamar, Kallamar is special. to me at least.

when you're so used to long flowing tendrils, pretty gowns and a crown that literally resembles (ik it's supposed to be a dunce hat but i'm ignoring that lol) one of those old cone shaped princess hats??? the one in kids shows back then with a streamer at the tip that flows down along with the hair?

when femininity becomes almost second nature to the point where "Brother" only bothers him juuust a little bit, who cares he could brush it off. call him whatever. he's too afraid to correct you anyway.

but now as a follower, he has none of those luxuries, no pretty tentacles, no crystals, no gowns.

just his body...his ugly, slimy, scarred, thin, sorry excuse of a body with a forehead too wide and ears- his precious ears, nothing but shredded lumps at the sides of his head. (Though it was always like that post Narinder, he always hid it with pretty jewelry that matched him)

he's too afraid to ask more of the lamb because of- well because of everything- so instead he asks the tailors for an old marital robe and wears it even though he isn't wed to the lamb (it sparked a LOT of misunderstandings, Leshy found it funny for the most part)

it hides him. hides the shame. it feels okay, for once.

but every now and then it comes back, like an itch, he can't scratch.

thus. here we are.