#I was veryyy awkward

[babythegod]

Meg came to perform in NOLA the night of her moms funeral and that takes so much strength and determination, &I just knewwww I was gonna meet my girl ! I didn’t know how , but the universe made it so, right after her show and I remember hugging her, &feeling her pain…I gave her a Pimp C shirt &was in tears &prayed over her &told her that “no weapon formed against you shall prosper , &on mama Holly you’re going to the top “ right after our encounter she started skyrocketing and meeting EVERYBODY important.

The week I had this dream when I was talking with Bey in the Quarters, was the same exact week they dropped savage remix on MY BIRTHDAY.

Tory shot at Meg JULY 12th the same exact night a f*ck nigga stole $1000 from me, our shared depression about trusting the wrong people, is how I been felt she wasn’t lying. I wanted to dieeee in 2020 just like she wanted to. she NEVER called 911 , they were all pulled over because an outside witness heard gun shots. The next morning, Tory was already IN JAIL before they found the bullet fragments at the hospital, so he was being charged with SOMETHING (illegal possession of a firearm)… even when she was lying FOR him. Assault &negligence charges were added later because there was NO denying the damage done. The state of California went after Peterson because they had all the necessary EVIDENCE, Meg was just a witness and victim.

PLUS he had a JURY TRIAL (12 regular degular mfs) &GUILTY on all counts… bffr💀

Like right now , Louisiana picked up felony charges against me but they have NO evidence that’s why “discovery” got pushed back… I’m really out on bond 🫠 but ima sue they thongs off, cause I’m INNOCENT. The entire courtroom starting to realize it ALREADY.. even the judge had favor &pleasantries towards me.

[ayohockeycheck]

well i for one am glad it wasn’t that twist

[the-gayestidiot]

Haha, I don't wanna go to school anymore :D

[daisymerollingg]

When you’re sick | One punch man

Synopsis; How the one punch men would act when you’re bed ridden

genre: fluff, hc

Characters: Saitama, Genos, Speed-o’-sound sonic, flashy flash, Zombieman, Garou

side note; My… my hands… wont… stop typing… save me…. I’m gonna hibernate after this post

SAITAMA

Shockingly takes very good care of you

he’s a mundane guy that lives alone and needs to take care of himself, so I’d assume he’s gotten his fair share of sick days

He’ll be softer and more careful with his words

He lets you huddle up in his futon, even if he’s a little annoyed cuz now he needs to find somewhere else to sleep,

he still wants you to be close to him so he can look out for you

makes you lotssss of tea and warm meals

and bananas! (Saitama loves bananas)

he knows all the foods to avoid when you’re sick, ex: eggs

he’ll probably spend most of his day sitting next to you while he watches tv or talks to you about something

doesn’t leave the house to do any hero work so he can stay by your side

like I said before, he takes veryyy good care of you until you feel better

GENOS

oh gets really worried

a little bit frantic even, but he doesn’t let it show

does a shit ton of research about your illness/symptoms and how to take care of it

Consults dr kuseno

who of course gives him a lot of advice

he’s hella dotting

Like fr he doesn’t leave your side

despite being an S-class hero, unless its an absolute emergency, he DOES NOT LEAVE YOUR SIDE

Will make sure you take your medication exactly on time

Prepares gourmet type meals for you

Also expect a lot of broth, soup etc etc

Will offer you any form of physical affection you want. Since he’s a cyborg he doesn’t get sick, so will cuddle you all day without complaints if thats what you’d like

He’s constantly checking up on, his cool metal hand pressed gently on your forehead while his mechanic eyes inspect your frame, a small frown etched on his temple.

he’s so cute kms

SPEED OF SOUND SONIC

He knows how to take care of you

he’s gotten sick PLENTY of times, it never lasted long though because his immune system is simply goated

That being said, he’s very… awkward?

he’s concerned and worried, don’t get me wrong, but he’ll probably try to hide it

His words won’t reassure you much but his actions will!

He’ll drop off supplies like medication, food, herbs, or anything else you need, whether you mention it or he decides you need it anyway.

he’ll check up on you a lot, and he’ll try to stay nearby to make sure your safe

but honestly, you having to rely on him when you’re vulnerable makes him feel prideful

he doesn’t admit it, but he kind of likes having you sick, just a tinsy bit

FLASHY FLASH

Oh god

of course he’s terribly worried about you

very aloof about it though

I’ll start with the cons: He’s sort of emotionally distant, and offers very little emotional support, and he won’t try sticking by your side as often as the other characters

Now that that’s out of the way,

He does make sure you have everything you need, and if he’s not with you, probably because he’s doing some hero work, he’ll text you or call very occasionally to ask how you’re doing and if you need anything

If you do mention that you’re feeling worse, he’ll be right by your side in an instant

ZOMBIEMAN

He’s very down-to-earth and calm about it

He won’t fuss over it or worry too much in the slightest

He’ll take good care of you, bringing you meals in bed, drink lots of fluids and getting enough rest

he’ll focus on making you as comfortable as possible too

He’ll leave for hero work every once in awhile, thats unless you’re really sick, then he’ll stay rooted beside you without another word

He’ll spend a lot of time just sitting or laying next to you. If you’re uncomfortably hot and would probably not want him to sleep beside you, he’ll sit on a chair and quietly hold your hand.

If you want him to talk, he’ll talk, and if you don’t, he’ll sit wordlessly without complaints.

he’ll probably crack a joke here or there if the mood is too damp

also, he’ll offer lots of forehead kissess

GAROU

He’s a little rough around the edges, but he’s got the spirit! 😍😍

this lone wolf isn’t used to taking care of people, let alone himself

He’ll probably tell you to just walk it off, but his protective instincts will kick in anyway

he’ll try to stay by your side as much as possible

he’ll grumble and act like he’s annoyed, but he really isn’t

he’s a little harsh, probably giving you some weird motivation like “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” or smth

he’s genuinely concerned for you though, just be patient with him, he’s trying

[aerithisms]

this feels like a very uncharitable assumption to make but that felt veryyy "rtd tries to do moffat but badly". like the emphasis on the power of memory (a pet favourite moffat theme), the whimsical/poetic dialogue with "there will be birds" (this dialogue style being moffat's MO), the collapse of the universe down to a small point (happens in multiple moffat series finales) and the bait and switch of setting ruby up to be a mystery only for her to be perfectly ordinary (an echo of the 7b impossible girl plot). only he did it all worse? he didn't really have as much to say about memory/the story wasn't very cohesive with this theme, the birds line felt kind of awkward, out of place and ooc for kate as a character, and the ruby mystery arc lacked bite bc it didn't have the conflict of the impossible girl arc. idk man it was undercooked i did not like it very much

[maxlarens]

i can’t stop thinking abt jealous!oscar vs jealous!lando. cause when oscar’s jealous (even if you’re not actually dating) he just gets awkward, like he doesn’t know what do to with himself. he’s stiff around you, responses short and clipped. you think he’s mad, but you can’t even address it because he’s suddenly gone in avoidance mode. but lando?? lando gets pissy and touchy. all it takes is you going out on a date, or dancing with someone else at the club, and suddenly lando’s offering you to sit on his lap when the couch is too crowded, or whispering things against the back of your neck.

please oscar so would. i don’t know if he would go as far as being outwardly mad or angry but like veryyy distant. like u go from spending time together constantly and messaging all the time to like no contact and trying to avoid u. BUT also trying to fake that he’s not when u ask, like “yeah sorry i’ve been busy” but in the flattest tone ever. so unconvincing. i think oscar would be a TERRIBLE liar. and then doesn’t know what to say when you confront him about physically avoiding you, can’t think up a good lie and can’t pretend that he’s not been doing it intentionally. but yes very tense like ON EDGE around you because he doesn’t want to be possessive over someone he isn’t in a relationship with (or even someone he IS in a relationship with— but I think he’d be able to discuss the issue a lot easier in that case) but he also can’t deny his feelings.

and omg what a read on lando. yes absolutely. SOOO pissy like some territorial child but he’s not really doing it intentionally. at least at first. like in the beginning he’s just dogging at ur heels for attention in a very oblivious way but when he realises he’s jealous he would NOT let up. it doesn’t even matter if the person he’s jealous of is there or not (though it would get a million times worse if they were) he’d be so clingy soo touchy. and i mean you don’t even really notice because he’s touchy as it is. but he sticks to you like GLUE and pushes the boundaries as far as he can. trying to take up all your time and all your attention. scheduling plans when he knows you’re going on a date, CALLING you during a date. just being a dick because he doesn’t know how else to get you to understand that you’re meant to be his😮‍💨

[monakisu]

i found ur art around 2020 before i had a tumblr blog and i would go on your blog every day to see your art its so scrumptious 🙏

OHHMYGOSH ARE U SERIOUS thats insane (head in my hands) hahahaha i'm inordinately impressed by ur commitment to the bit although im veryyy embarrassed that u've probably seen the many many awkward phases of my rapidly morphing art style... please stick around. it'll get better. i prommy.

also love the pearlrose pfp!! pearl was my fav from SU <3 hysteric woman. i was only a casual watcher but she’s so pretty i’d doodle her randomly during class! always thought it was cool that her hair resembled a closed rose bud <3 <3 she's the biggest fangirl out there

[vanderlesbian]

rdr2 x autistic reader headcanons

saw someone else do this but i wanted to give my headcanons too! enjoy tehe... includes arthur, john, dutch, and charles!

gn!reader + no warnings / fluff

arthur morgan

arthur is so patient and understanding with you

from the moment you met him, you never felt the need to mask around him because he never questioned your behaviors or belittled you for them

if any problems ever arised, arthur would always be quick to come to your defense

hes very careful with you; he handles you like he's holding a butterly. not because he thinks youre fragile or incapable, but because he cares for you too much and never wants to hurt you

he also knows that youre sensitive to things and will take mental notes

if he sees that you cover your ears when something loud happens, he'll be sure to be quiet around you

if you express that you don't like how a certain food feels, he'll start bringing other options along to make sure you're eating

he's not very good at being upfront with his emotions, and you can't always catch onto his hints which ends up with you being confused

but he's trying to break that habit

all in all he's a very understanding partner who prioritizes you above all

john marston

lets be real john is also autistic

youre both very understanding of each others needs and its nice to be able to completely be yourself around your partner

in a relationship he can be very touchy sometimes, but he can recognize when you dont want to be touched. if hes unsure, he'll ask

he will wait or ask for permission to do pretty much anything

"can i kiss you?" "can i hug you?" "is it alright if we hold hands?"

hes definitely awkward but he just needs the confirmation

he is veryyy blunt but to you its a good thing

it makes me feel like neither of you have to worry about if the other is beating around the bush or something because both of you say whats on your mind LOL

both of you are trying to figure out this relationship thing together

from an outside perspective, people might think the two of you are moving really slow, but for both of you its a perfect pace

dutch van der linde

dutch is your biggest fan when you start infodumping

he will listen to you speak about whatever for days on end, and you'll do the same with him as he talks about whatever philosophical tangent he has for the day

hes so infatuated with you its crazy

you will finish your infodumping tangent and he will scoop you up in his arms and go,"you're so beautiful/handsome, you know that?"

like oookaaayyy huhehehehehhehhshsh

he will SPOIL you with things related to your special interest. anything he sees that he knows you'll like, he'll snatch it up so quick to give it to you

he'll definitely boast about you to the other members

"they're so INTELLIGENT and HARD WORKING...perhaps the rest of you should take a note or two"

he lets you fidget with his fingers because you like his rings

he makes sure that your shared tent is perfectly up to your standards

the feeling of the blanket overwhelms you? suddenly hes sending arthur out to fetch a new one

he definitely pampers you a lot and sometimes it might feel suffocating at times but not bc you dislike it, you just need a moment to recharge

you'll tell him you need a moment to yourself and he'll oblige

charles smith

the two of you love parallel play omg

you two will be completely silent while he makes arrows and you partake in one of your hobbies but its so comforting to both of you

charles will always be the first to notice when you start to get overstimulated, so he'll tell the others to quiet down, give you space, or whatever else you need to calm yourself

hes kind of overprotective of you, so sometimes you'll have to reassure him that youre fine

he just cares about you more than anything

now that im thinking about it charles is also probably autistic

he's usually very quiet but with you he'll never shut up because he knows that you'll listen and show genuine interest

he will craft things for you to fidget with omfg

he'll notice that youre very antsy with your hands or legs and one day you'll come back to your tent and see a small handmade doll sitting on your bed

"did you make this for me?"

"i noticed you play with your fingers a lot"

he's genuinely the sweetest ever and he will just have heart eyes for you all the time

[roboyomo]

🙌 and 🍎 for kenix!!!!! I have decided I enjoy this guy

HELLOOOOOO JESSEEEEEEEEEEEE🎉🎉🎉‼️‼️‼️ also also i am flattered that the funny multitudes guy brings you joy he SURELY brings only joy to me,,,

🙌 - How many sibling does your OC have?

Okay so this is. A Tricky one for sure. The thing is that Kenix had an older brother and a younger sister. Keyword HAD because well. They're dead now that is part of his whole ordeal in the early story where he sees the opportunity to end their lives as a way to avenge himself for what they have inflicted upon him. However! That doesn't mean that his siblings in the OG timeline are dead as well. And they are literally part of the Order, which is where they all work at in the corporation. And that makes it quite awkward because Yi Ha-neul (the older brother) gets PSTD from seeing Kenix but also still doesn't know that Kenix does not equal to Ken which is the same with Yi Ae-ra who doesn't know about the two separate Yi Dals within one body but she still hates Kenix for being an annoying little bitc— (/JOKING). But then there is also the whole ordeal with Kenix and Ken being called "Twin gods of time" which implies at least Some Degree of a brotherly dynamic. But tbh they call and see each other more as the other version of themselves still. So it is Complicates but for sure the main timeline versions of Kenix's siblings are still indeed his siblings and none of the two like Kenix. Neither does he so it's perfectly fine if he is being extra annoying with them ^_^ perfectly fair ^_^

🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

Ough. Now this is the one. The whole thing between him and his parents is how much inferior he felt to them, good fucking lord. He was mostly reduced to a "servant" of some sort, which is really about how he needed to seek value in himself through being useful to his family. Obeying orders? No questions asked, although it may hurt, he will at least get some attention. No matter positive or negative. He doesn't have a say in anything, it is all just listening to what he is told to do. And his parents made that decision consciously. There is no reason for that, not that Kenix even knows of one, but it was like he was destined to be unacknowledged by them. He is scared to take up space, because what if they find something to be angry about? He may be seeking attention but not in the form of scolding. It is still terrifying to him to this very day. He genuinely felt like a little tiny organism not deserving to be given attention with how obvious that his siblings were favored far more than him. Like his parents' treatment towards him made him think that he doesn't have the right to exist in this place without value or a purpose. Reinforcing that idea into his consciousness.

Nowadays he can't talk to his parents at all, because yk. They are Also Dead along with his siblings. But it is very veryyy much obvious that he wasn't on good terms with his parents.

made the image specifically for this ask ^_^

[youremyheaven]

https://www.tumblr.com/youremyheaven/757046870112681984/httpswwwtumblrcomyouremyheaven75703907683788?source=share 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ohh my god really my college boys are so immature 😫😫 that's why they treat my freinds like this btw your 24 are you pursuing you master's or job really i am studying in college and intrested in vedic ans stuff but bruhh i hate my college boys they are just 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 we all need a responsible man just like him hope i find one can you tell what your experience in first relationship and firt time in ✨️it ( if you not comfortable don't tell just need some advice) AND FOR YOU I AM MANIFESTING THAT GUY AS YOUR HUSBAND

Cheek dapat dam dam chuu swaha ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️ heaven giel get this guy as husband with more greatness 👏

😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺you're SOOOO SWEET, pura ka pura cutie pie <333

i graduated already and im just working at the moment. i dont really feel like studying further tbh lmao and im entering an industry where work exp matters more than degrees so✌🏻

and yes college boys will always be shitty, dont lose hope, after college you'll meet better guys!!! <3 and the thing is dudes under 25 are just little boys,, veryyyy few of them are mature and this guy is the rare exception

NSFW CONTENT MINORS DNI

my first time was when i was 16-17 and the guy was 18 and a major asshole and he forced me to "date" him and then he r*ped me 🤡🤡🤡so i technically lost my virginity to r*pe but i dont want to think about that or consider that as my first time

i had my first "real" boyfriend in 12th grade and on Farewell day (its like the Indian version of Prom for all of you non-desis) he took me to his house and no one was home so we banged hehe<3333 he had a huge dick and it hurt and im pretty sure the whole thing did not fit lmao

i feel like a lot of virgins dont understand this but (and this also depends on the guy's penis size) penises dont often go all the way in when you're having sex for the first time!! and it takes a while for your punani to stretch comfortably and "take" d*ck. ALWAYS USE LUBE, the more lubricated you are down there, the easier it will be to take him in. your partner should be understanding and considerate of the fact that penetration is a physically painful experience initially and they should do whatever they can to make it less so.

that said, penetration SHOULD NOT HURT after the first few times, it SHOULD feel good. you dont have to be waxed bare down there or anything, obviously its nice to be groomed but its okay to have a little hair (or a full bush, thats up to you but i feel like first impressions matter so i like to keep it trimmed hehe, ik a lot of feminists are going to be like 😠😠no i wont shave for a man😠😠 but honestly he's shaving his balls for me and id feel a bit awkward if he was veryyy hairy down there so i get it and dont mind grooming in return<33)

sex should be enjoyable for both parties??? and remember real life is not porn!! he's not going to last for 6 hours and neither do you want him to because being pounded into for more than like 10 mins is annoying tbh and you'd just wish he'd come asap ,,, remember that sex is like physical exercise so u get tired after a while,, the whole "fuck all night" stuff is rare and mostly happens in movies lmao,, as long as you have time with them, you can go multiple rounds but feeling tired is real asf

ALWAYS USE PROTECTION, they might try to pull the "my dick is too big for these local condoms/it doesnt feel good with condoms" etc excuses BUT TRUST ME THOSE ARE LIES,, just USE PROTECTION

in india, we have something called an "i-pill" (morning after pill for non desis) and its less than 100 bucks at the medical store. no one will ask you anything for getting it, they usually dont care so dont hesitate!!! its better if the guy can get it for you and if your guy wont even buy you an i-pill then should you even be having sex with him????

there are side effects to taking the i-pill, your period may be late/have heavy flow/irregular bleeding, or you can experience nausea/dizziness etc after taking it. thankfully i have no symptoms and it feels normal ish but exercise CAUTION!!!

put a pillow under your back when you have sex, it helps make it hurt less!! bc your back is supported.

always clean up after you have sex!! go take a shower, gargle your mouth, make sure you dont have any of his cum near your kitty because semen will find its way inside you in mysterious ways 💀💀

STAY SAFE, HAVE FUN <333

AYYYYY 😭😭😭idk about husband stuff yet but I do hope my future husband is just as attentive, caring, considerate, loving, warm and kind as him

but u are soooo sweet MWAH MWAH

love,

Heaven

[missamyrisa2]

can we pleeeeeaseeee talk about how hottttt thumb tickles are? Not tickling the thumbs, althoughhhh I have had ~thoughts~ about a veryyy fine tipped brush being used to explore and paint the lines on someone's thumb because there's a tonnnn of tinyyy ticklish area to explore there and also it gives new meaning to thumb war when you're in a specialized chair and apparatus to keep your hand in the thumbs up position which also makes it look like you're constantly giving approval to these tickles and ahhhh~!!!

I'm dying laughing at the thought of someone constantly giving a thumbs up to their being tickled to bitssss~

What was I talking about~~

Oooh yessss when someone has your sides held and they start grazing their thumbs over your inner sides, like thatttt tender sorta curve? It's just mmmhh ~ the way thumbs move is unlike the other fingers, sooo like kinda clumsy but cute and they cover so much area and it's like the other fingers are supporting by grasping around the back so their buddy can just go to down with those ticklyyy rubbiesss~!!

And it works in the underarms tooo~! Fingers braced around the backside of the armpits so the thumbiesss can go to work, drawing those stubby circles around and making you feeeel every bit of your sensitive spots in those cute underarms~~~ Oooh and the thumbly feet ticklesss!! Those fingers holding steady on the tops of your feet so lovelyyy thumblina can glideeee endlessly under the toessss under the toesss and cover allll that valley of sensitivity~~

Annnnnddd when someone is doing the scrunchy hand teaseeee y'know where their hands look like a tickle machine which has cornered you and it is taunting so meanlyyyy ~ or maybe that's just meee ~ butttt yeahhh when those fingers are wiggling and threatening tickles the thumbyyy is doing like this limited awkward follow along and it's just mmmmhhhh ~ especially if they have long nails because you knowww that extra slow grazing tickle of that thumbnail is going to be the icing on the giggle sundae which is youuuu you're the tickle desserts and you're gonna meltttttt~

Andddd annnnd andddd~!! The royal spot thumbbby rubby rubb~!! Whether it's the fingers grasping the royal rod while the thumb teasinglyyyy rubs under the tip riiiight on that most sensitive spot~ orrrr a finger stroking the regal lipssss or maybe dipping in to find that most sensitive tickle buttttonnn~ while the thumb and the girly pearl get nicelyyy acquainted with tickly ticklyyyy rubssss~

Sooo yeahhh~~~ 👍 ~<33

[mirixmoya]

hello friends welcome to GRADING TORTURED POET SOCIETY SONGS BASED ON HOW EASILY I COULD TURN THEM INTO A HAYFFIE FIC (PART TWO) i hope u enjoy.

(you can find PART ONE here, for anyone interested!)

i. the black dog: 8/10. excellent directly-post-war hayffie song. captures a moment when they haven't quite re-connected yet, but they're both dying without eachother. "my longings stay unspoken, and i may never open up the way i did for you" "six weeks of breathing clean air, i still miss the smoke" is all very them. a really effective illustration of how the world feels like a different place in heartbreak, it's desolate and aching, which is all very very hayffie.

ii. imgonnagetyouback: 9/10. this song is bananas crazy, but so is effie. so it fits. it reeks of the turbulent, on-again-off-again, boundaryless, situationship parts of hayffie. once again, i think this could be a VERY good directly-post-war vibe. "i can tell when somebody still wants me" "you'll find that you were never not mine" "even if it's handcuffed, i'm leaving here with you" are all crazy thought processes which i can 100% imagine effie having.

iii. the albatross: 7/10. i know everyone is really stuck on this being a lucy gray / katniss / snow parallel song, but i see the hayffie vision! i think it would be a good song to juxtapose all of effie's relationships with capitol men against her relationship with haymitch. how is she made to behave by love? how does her fame + position loom over her relationships? effie is mythologized by the men in her life, almost made unreal by their perceptions of her, and it's haymitch who makes her real again. if any of that makes sense.

iv. chloe or sam or sophia or marcus: 8/10. EVERYONE HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE, but i have this vision of really angsty post-canon hayffie where they try to make a proper relationship work, they really do, but they just... can't. but there is an ache to this failure. a regret. they thought that they would always be able to come back to this, to eachother, but they discover that life is actually a series of closed doors. things change over time. they're forced to grieve this past version of their relationship that they simply don't have access to anymore. "you turned me into an idea of sorts, you needed me but you needed drugs (ALCOHOL) more" "could it be enough to just float in your orbit?" "if you want to break my cold, cold heart, say you loved me" ... yeah, the angst potential is endless.

v: how did it end?: 7/10. ONCE AGAIN, excellent bones for an angsty post-canon 'well, it didn't work out' hayffie vibe. good general thg imagery with "lost the game of chance, what are the chances?" + "the empathetic hunger descends" etc etc. "we were blind to unforeseen circumstances" very very them.

vi: so high school: 5/10. i feel like i could twist it to be hayffie if i tried really hard. like maybe a post-canon movie-verse traumaless fluff vibe where everything just falls into place. "no one's ever had me, not like you" is a very good line for hayffie tho.

vii: i hate it here: 8/10. excellent potential for a pre-canon / during-canon hayffie where effie uses their relationship as her refuge from the rest of the world, it's the only place she can truly be herself. the precocious child stuff, the debutant stuff, "i'm lonely but i'm good, i'm bitter but i swear i'm fine", all feels veryyy effie. this song would also be a good framework for effie being incapable of articulating her relationship with haymitch to other people, the magic of it is lost on them, it comes out clunky and awkward. but SHE knows it's real.

viii: thanK you aIMee: 2/10. not a hayffie song. but i feel like i could make it about effie & The Other Escorts if i really tried.

ix: i look in people's windows: 6/10. listen, this album is just an post-canon hayffie gold mine. "i had died the tiniest death" (the war) "i'm afflicted by the not knowing" (her relationship with haymitch) "what if your eyes looked up and met mine, one more time" (they can try again, can't they?). the anxious, almost neurotic ruminating is very effie to me.

x. the prophecy: 10/10. THE HAYFFIE SONG! if you saw the twitter edit before it got taken down, you KNOW. "don't want money, just someone who wants my company" "i'm so afraid i've sealed by fate" ... devastating. i think the illusions to prophecy & fate & this lack of control all play into her role in The Games really well. the idea that she's being punished for her sins by this lack of love. so much of effie is controlled and precise, i think the fact that this one thing (her relationship with haymitch) is sooo out of her control would drive her insane. perhaps insane enough to beg on her knees...

xi. cassandra: 4/10. not really hayffie focused, but good potential for one of my more politically focused fics. maybe the year of the 75th, leading right up to the rebellion. cinna & portia strike me as very cassandra-coded.

xii. peter: 1/10. not hayffie. maybe seneca & effie relationship study, but def not hayffie.

xiii. the bolter: 10/10. PERFECT EFFIE SONG! NO NOTES! SHE IS THE BOLTER! a precocious child with a "quite bewitching face" who is "splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless"??? welcome back effie trinket! the chorus is very hayffie to me. i'm thinking pre-canon early affair vibes. we get all the fun contrast between her relationship with haymitch and her relationship with the capitol "trophy hunters". the bridge could not be more effie if it tried, "hearts are hers for the breaking, there's an escape in escaping". she falls through the ice (the war) but don't worry folks, she comes out alive!

xiv. robin: 0/10. i genuinely have no idea what i could do with this song. sorry.

xv. the manuscript: 3/10. potential for post-canon living-happily-ever-after hayffie but with effie reflecting on her past relationships with capitol men. there's lots of illusions to grooming and the imprint that age-gap relationships leave behind that i think could really work.

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Hey its tempted anon. This is unrelated to my last ask but i actually initiated a convo with my mom about therapy. I was right she still hasnt set anything up yet but she said she will now and i think i believe her because she seemed to think the reason i brought it up is because i need to talk to someone now or something. It went ok but it was veryyy awkward.

Lowkey proud of myself tho idk ifi should be tho bc it feels so small

Hi!

I'm so proud of you!! That's a hard thing to ask for, and it's great that you did it even thought it was awkward! I hope you're able to get an appointment soon!

Sending you love!

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Prompt: M&S get invited to a party by the Lone Gunmen. Scully surprises everyone by wearing a sexy outfit (leather skirt with high heeled boots maybe). They dance on 80s songs and drink and get veryyy horny

Interlude

Rated X / 1386 words / Posted on AO3 / Tagging @today-in-fic

She’s drunk. Drunk drunk—the giggling, wobbling, uncoordinated kind. She’s not sure if she’s holding Mulder up at this point or he’s holding her up, or perhaps they are both being held up by the sweaty mass of bodies packed shoulder-to-shoulder around them in the Gunmen’s living room, shuffling haphazardly to the too-loud music. 

What you need is a big strong hand to lift you to a higher ground. Make you feel like a queen on a throne, make him love you ‘til you can’t come down. 

She almost hadn’t come. Their entire relationship has been so far from what anyone would consider normal that attending a house party together seemed downright scandalous, but she could tell that Mulder really wanted her to go. She took the opportunity to wear a little black miniskirt that’s been collecting dust in her closet for years, and paired with her highest heels and a loose-fitting blouse, it struck just the right balance of sexy and polished that she was able to bring herself to leave the house in it. When she slid into the passenger seat of his car outside her apartment, he’d openly gawked at her for so long that she felt herself blushing, unaccustomed to his prolonged, undivided attention. 

“Maybe we should stay in?” he’d suggested playfully, struggling to tear his eyes away from the exposed, pantyhose-free skin on her thighs. 

It’s still new enough to be just a little bit awkward. Innuendo-laced jokes that have flown freely between them for years suddenly aren’t jokes anymore, and they haven’t yet established a new rhythm of being together that makes it clear when sex is or is not on the table. But three hours and twice that many drinks in, he’s slipping his hand up under her skirt in the middle of the dance floor, playing with the hem of her panties and shouting his intentions in her ear over the music. 

She can feel people looking at them. Frohike for certain, though Byers and Langly are polite enough not to stare. Even the other partygoers, people she has never met and will likely never see again, give them long glances that tell her they are behaving inappropriately. Later, she will be horrified, but with bass thumping in her chest, vodka burning hot in her belly, and Mulder’s erection grinding against her hip, she can’t be bothered to care. 

She loops her arms around his neck, towing herself up enough to press her mouth to the shell of his ear.

“I have to pee,” she slurs, her toes intermittently losing contact with the floor as he pulls her close with an arm around her waist. 

He releases her, and when she turns away from him to head for the bathroom he delivers a firm slap to her ass, which makes her squeal with surprise. He stays hot on her heels all the way to the bathroom door, and when he follows her in she doesn’t feel inclined to object. With the door closed and the music muted, the degree of her inebriation becomes more apparent and she touches the backs of her fingers to her flaming cheeks. 

“Don’t let me drink any more,” she mumbles, hiking her skirt up around her hips. 

“Got it,” Mulder replies with a cheesy thumbs-up, leaning heavily against the bathroom counter. 

She’s about to pull her panties down when she realizes she has an audience. 

“Are you going to watch?” she asks, aiming for sarcasm.

“Can I?” he shoots back, and she rolls her eyes. 

“Turn around,” she says, swirling her index finger in a circle. 

He complies, and she watches the back of his head as she empties her bladder. When he hears the toilet flush he looks over his shoulder, his eyes wet and bleary, and watches her tug her skirt back down. 

“You should wear that more often,” he says as he approaches her, taking her by the hips and pushing her up against the bathroom counter.

“Where would I possibly wear this?” she quips. 

Mulder thrusts his hips gently against her, kissing the side of her neck. 

“My apartment,” he says, his tongue thick. 

They start to kiss, slow and sloppy, and she feels brazen enough to palm him over his jeans. 

“Is that an offer?” he asks against her cheek, his fingernails digging into the back of her thighs. 

“Maybe,” she answers noncommittally, though she’s already unbuttoning his fly. 

He grabs both her hands and moves them away, and even through her drunken haze she feels embarrassed. 

“Now I have to pee,” he says with a chagrined little smile. “Just give me one quick second.”

He takes one step to the left and proceeds to unzip his fly, and Scully watches as he pulls out his half-hard cock and aims it at the bowl. He looks over at her, swaying slightly, and smirks. 

“I can’t pee when I’m hard, stop being sexy,” he says with an appreciative leer. 

“My apologies,” she says as she moves to stand behind him, wrapping her arms around his waist. “This better?” 

The only thing strange about it is how un-strange it is. Given, she’s bordering on sloppy drunk. After what feels like a very long time has passed, she runs her palms down the front of his body until her hands collide with his, and she feels that he is no longer erect. 

“Is this a service you offer?” he asks, moving his hands so that they lay over the top of hers mid shaft as though showing her how to work the controls. 

She hums, a non-answer, but she also doesn’t move away. She feels a rush beneath his skin under the tips of her fingers before she hears it hit the water in the toilet, and it should be strange but somehow it isn’t. 

He doesn’t bother putting himself away when he’s done. She strokes him back to life, and he rucks up her skirt again before he bends her over the counter beside the sink. He doesn’t take her panties off or pull them down, he just tugs them to the side and forces himself into her in one swift thrust, watching her face in the mirror. 

Someone pounds on the door, but it’s absorbed into the bass vibrating the walls and the staccato slap of his skin against her ass cheeks as he takes up a harried pace. Their eyes are both on the mirror, on each other, her hands laid flat on the counter top and his spreading her ass cheeks apart so he can steal intermittent looks at what he’s doing to her. She’s not sure she’s ever behaved so badly in her life, and it goes straight to her cunt. 

“I’m gonna come,” she announces loudly, and his eyes roll back in his head. 

He barely manages to stay upright as she explodes around him, leaning over her for balance as a stream of profanities hits her ear and his cum runs down the insides of her thighs.

There’s another knock, much more insistent, and they hear Frohike’s irritated voice warning them that he’s going to pop the lock in about ten seconds. Scully scrambles to pull her skirt back down while Mulder falls against the glass shower door behind him as he struggles to get his still-hard cock back into his jeans. The lock pops and the noise of the party bursts into the room, along with a very disgruntled Frohike, and Scully pushes past him before he has a chance to speak, disappearing back into the party.  

Mulder finds her in a corner of the kitchen a few minutes later, guzzling a glass of water. 

“Hey, partner,” he says with an accusatory smile. “Thanks for sticking with me back there.”

“Sorry,” she says, wincing.

“You wanna get out of here?” he asks, his eyes flashing down the length of her body. 

“A cab from here to my place won’t be cheap on a Saturday night.”

Mulder shrugs. 

“My place is closer. Plus, I think you promised me you’d wear that skirt to my apartment.” 

“Did I?” she asks, smiling over the rim of her water glass. “I won’t have any clean clothes to change into, though,” she points out. 

“Sounds perfect,” he says, then grabs her hand and makes for the front door.  

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tell us more about mewr red thoughts stranger

Assuming you don't expect me to talk for FOREVER, because trust me, I WILL, I'll just go over some basics for me)) * I think Red was 100% thinking he was going to be this super duper cool Tallest like Miyuki, who goes into battle, starts wars, makes treaties and all this. But come time to actually become the Tallest, we get what we see more in canon which is basically; they do nothing and they have no power. Red would take this SO very hard, especially considering he'll never walk again or have his thumb again. And what he imagined to be an honorable title was just, soul-crushingly not. * I think he was absolutely devastated when Miyuki died, RIP * Pur and him are dating, obvi, unless I'm shipping other OCs with Red lmao * I think Red never really overcame the ghost pains. I think he has a lot of phantom touches, especially when he's overwhelmed. * He is absolutely a wallflower and awkward, I think he kinda, became better at speaking and doing social things when he became a Tallest, but as an Elite, ya boi was an awkward bby. * You wouldn't think he's very affectionate, but he is. He would be veryyy very physically affection, very accommodating. The works.

ETF is NOT canon for me and that is NOT MY RED. I REFUSE TO THINK HE'D JUST FLY INTO A FLORPUS HOLE, MY MANS WOULD LITERALLY NEVER ABSOLUTELY NEVER AND THEY MADE HIM SO DUMB - okok ...So no. I take NOTHING of ETF seriously jkhsh Thank you for asking me something equally nice stranger! I'm always open to just, rambling. Stars know I do that in my head enough lmao

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hi :) still here mostly lurking tho, on break rn so i have more free time and am trying to catch up w all i missed

VERYYY interested in this new au.... btw in one of the posts, enid said she's become suspect in a few murder cases..... how did that happen? or is she just awkward trying to relate? does it follow the events from the show? is enid trying to stick closer w wednesday and watch her (to save nevermore from ruin ofc! ...why else?), and if so how are the events altered? what led to the kiss? btw what are some examples yoko and divina give to enid to court befriend weds :)? and since tyler thinks of enid as 'weds scary gf' how does his relationship w weds develop?

BTW HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL 🫶🫶

(seph whoooo???🤔😇)

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Enid's just trying to relate but since i smacked her with the girlfailure debuff, she's awkward in a way that her words can make people wonder "is she... fr?"

Enid is trying to stick closer but it's coming off as clingy girlfriend than stalker sooo

As for leading to the kiss, I wouldn't be surprised if Wednesday was trying to figure out if she was gay or not because Tyler and Enid are giving the same energy but Wednesday couldn't reciprocate the other

For examples... Yoko, absolutely joking: how about you go find the 'dead' body of rowan. Who knows, maybe all this suspicion might trigger her into making it a real thing

Enid, green in the face but doing her best: YOU'RE A GENIUS YOKO

And that's how Wednesday got a confidant