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edsbacktattoo · 5 months ago

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SHE LOOKED AT ME 🗣️‼️ AT THE END 💥🗣️ LIKE A CHILD ‼️💥🗣️ LOOKING TO HER FATHER 🗣️ ‼️💥🗣️‼️BUT I WAS NEVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💥‼️💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️💥‼️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

#BUT I WAS NEVER!!!!!!!$#I WAS NEVER #GOOD FUCKING LORD #iwtv #iwtv spoilers

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lampylamperson · 1 year ago

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At the trolls movie I heard some lady with her daughter say “look at that poor girl,her mom must have dragged her here”

Ok I came in my own terms and I was actually more excited to see the movie then my 4 year old sister so please

Sit the fuck down

#trolls #band together #movies #I actually loved it so much #I was never

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amartworks · 2 months ago

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had a fun experience on the subway the other day

#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie #it’s actually based on the jermavenus #mine #comics #diary #to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics

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puppyeared · 3 months ago

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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH #i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing #this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only #know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that #make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3 #the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design #so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery #i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess #my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty #originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY #but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw #my art #myart #hatsune miku #miku worldwide #philippines #vocaloid #miku

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sadclowncentral · 4 months ago

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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was #getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary #fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences

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foldingfittedsheets · 2 months ago

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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

#ramblies #cards against humanity #CAH #I have never ever regretted being on their mailing list like truly it’s always great #every Black Friday I love joining their antics #elongated muskrat

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ivyblooms · 2 months ago

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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

#I worked with her for 5 years and I never got over this moment it was like she was in some kind of gay sex trance?????

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officialspec · 1 year ago

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

#nearest seat always being 300+ meters away is like top 5 reasons i never leave the house

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ryan-sometimes · 3 months ago

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I had to stop smoking sativa because whenever I smoked sativa at parties I would turn into an absolute menace and start bullying men specifically for no reason. I turned into public enemy number one of college boys

#never bullied women though #actually if anything I would recruit other women into bullying men with me

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spitblaze · 5 months ago

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

#spitblaze says things #i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace #and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it #so i end up limiting myself #also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power #as something like a video game #doin numbers

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ionomycin · 2 months ago

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temple at the end of the road

#artists on tumblr #i'm surprisingly okay with saying goodbye to summer this year #never had anything against autumn but i hate winter #but now i'm a little bit even looking forward to it?#maybe my mood is just better #hopefully the seasonal depression doesn't get a hold of me to change that #for now i'm very happy with hot soups and warm blankets

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river--ghost · 8 days ago

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