#I was like oh no hon oh no no

[flyingtacoturtle11]

My friend misspelled tyranny the other day for an Ancient Rome project and I was reading it right before she turned it in.

[seance]

I'M GONNA SEE MY MAN, 'TIL I GET SATISFIED / for @izzy-hands

[shotmrmiller]

Cry-laughing at the thought of little old secretary(Agnes?) having tea with boss!Price discussing ways to get off woo your woman in the workplace

agnes is perfect omfg.

price has to sit through the tmi of his sweet gentle agnes' crazy sex stories just to get ideas on how to take you without getting caught (or get caught. maybe you like that. will have to experiment on that later.)

[leojurand]

this scene killsss me on reread

[vegaseatsass]

The Most Unhinged semifinals are really such a good snapshot of characters I have loved, damn. Ming doesn't stand a chance against Vegas and Xie'er doesn't stand a chance against Xue Yang but I'm so proud of them for making it into the final four against such beautifully insane heavy hitters <3

[luxraydyne]

presently losing my mind a tad at the visual of lawrence's perfectly cyclical return to the bathroom trap, looking down upon hoffman, the failed discipline he's caged, like some sort of shadowy limb of god ejecting the fallen angel from his kingdom for his hubris, but in the same motion looking back to where he began. he leans onto his cane and coldly meets the wrathful gaze of the beast he has locked in, but in doing so must also feel the weeping gaze of a man he left behind. do you feel the weight of adam's judgment around your neck, dr gordon? it had to be this place. he always had to come back. i'll come back for you. and now he has, a promise technically kept. though adam has never been allowed to leave, all this time, always left behind. he, much like lawrence, has seen everything. but he turned the lights out on him. it's fucking biblical mate *gnawing on arm commences*

[kirayaykimura]

I love the way this scene in 221 recontextualizes the flashback from 169.

In 221, we see Yu-Hon’s A+ parenting skills at work.

“Son, I know you’re only six but if you don’t get a grip on your emotions everyone you love will burn alive and it will be your fault.” 

Obviously there’s no child services in Fantasy Korea but damn there should be. 

Anyway, back in 169, Hak flashes back to a memory of Soo-Won laying out battle tactics (that Hak is using in the present). 

Hak is amused because the plan sounds too idealistic to actually work in the real world, but Soo-Won is dead serious when he says, “They’d choose the most devious option too,” because his father has been telling him since he was old enough to walk that Kohka’s enemies want to turn the country into hell and Soo-Won is its only line of defense. Yes, he’s being idealistic, but that’s only because he wants to ensure the fewest casualties possible in the war for Kohka that is coming.

[strawberry-cowmilk]

hons I worked a 10 hour shift today I deserve a treat you will not believe what happened today (the tags is just maybe 1/10th of everything)

[allaboutlov3]

okay, well. idk how to do this. and also im kinda nervous (dont know if you noticed haha) but here goes nothing. sooo this is it. my first marauders fanfiction i guess? or at least the first thing that i wanted to post/share on ao3. okay, sooo i hope you'll like it.

you may find a snippet/summary thingy here

[polyamoryprincess]

Every time I see a thing about het relationships and it’s like “yeah me and my husband had to really iron out our love languages to make it work. 🥰 His is sex.”

I’m going to bite someone. I’m going… to bite someone very hard.

[barnbridges]

every time i hear someone be like "im eastern european" and then they never talk about their home country or culture with any sort of pride or belonging im like are you actually an american bot thanks

[ervona]

playing bg3: I should make my first character a moon elf barbarian to romance Minthara. like an opposites thing... can love bloom on the surface

months later: this Garmarna schlager festival single from 1997 not on spotify hits different

[leojurand]

the way tobie and godscalc are my enemies in this book. everything about this but specifically:

"Was the spoiling of Catherine de Charetty better or worse than the ruin of Katelina van Borselen?" let's see, is it worse to groom a 12 y.o child, manipulate her and marry her, or to have sex with a girl your own age that unfortunately ends up getting pregnant and decides to marry another man without your knowing? man, who knows! what a hard question. can we be serious for a second

[semi-sketchy]

God damn can people learn to use their words already

[schwazombie]

So I'm serving Friendsmas lunch today, right, serving a veggie wellington, mashed sweet potato, and my favourite salad (spinach, sliced strawberry, pecans, & feta with apple cider vinegar yoghurt dressing). It's the end of December but cooking is work and even though I'm wearing a spaghetti top I'm sweating like a whore in church so I said, fuck it, opened the window and went to get a bandana.

I tie on my bandana since shit is getting real, apparently, and go back to the kitchen and grab my knife and think to myself, hehehe, zosan confirmed

[alstroemerian-dragon]

ITS OKAY IM A TRANSFEM KAZ TRUTHER TOO

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH 🤝🤝🤝

IT JUST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE TO ME. nothing against transmasc kaz enjoyers but her specific brand of Toxic Masculinity is so Unaware Egg. To Me