#I was going to include -the baby- because that was definitely an accident...however it was more sweet accident than a funny one

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Flowey's Funniest Home F Ups

(Contains MAJOR spoilers for my fics, Growing Pains 1 and 2) Basically, little scenes from throughout story where Flowey accidentally does something stupid and it ends up biting him in the metaphorical ass (BUT it's more funny than depressing)

Interestingly, I noticed there were more of these types of scenes in GP 2 than in the first one, he gets VERY humbled in a more physical comedy sort of way.

Growing Pains 1, Chapter 2

Flowey summoned up a spikier vine to guard him, to which the girl nimbly backed up from before she could run face first into it.

“Apologize first!” Flowey snapped back.

“Apologize for WHAT?” she argued, she too was beginning to look like she was about to cry, mainly out of frustration.

But apparently wasn’t as frustrated as much as Flowey was as he lost his patience and slammed a basketball hard into the side of her head, she immediately fell to the grass.  .   .  .

 He stopped everything when she didn’t get up fast enough; noticing her eyes were closed, he stared carefully, fear twisting inside of him. .  . 

The fear rose when the others quickly became aware of the scene, he could see the anxiety in their eyes, the hushed whispers between them as they stared at the scene. .  . 

 He was beginning to call it quits as the sickening dread spread through him and worsened, if the others found out that he killed a human or severely hurt one they’d probably lock him back in the Underground or… worse.

All he wanted was to teach these brats a lesson they’d never forget, not kill them. . .

Then! To his relief, the girl suddenly groaned and rubbed at her head and shot up back to her feet.

“Done napping?” he quipped, quickly brushing the incident off as if it were nothing.

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 2

“You have to talk to me, you can’t ignore me forever. We live together for fudge sake!” They said, talking to his back while he was pretending to be busy playing his zombie game.

“…,”

“Look I’m sorry for outing you to mom, but you know she deserved to know you were alive, dad too, besides, you know they were eventually going to find out anyway, I know you try to hide it, but you still sort of look like yourself, I know that doesn’t make any sense but- it’s true,”

“…,”

“If you’re a grumpy jerkwad who beats up people with basketballs say nothing,”

Finally, Flowey shot around inside his flower pot to look at them so hard he nearly knocked himself over, his face seething with anger, “ME?! YOU THINK I’M THE JERK?! I TOLD YOU I DID IT FOR YOU!”

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 2

His bad mood was getting worse and worse “what are you TALKING ABOUT?! I’ve told you, I don’t HAVE a soul- WHICH MEANS I CAN’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE! This is a stupid pointless conversation! Don’t you understand that taking me a therapist isn’t going to work?! I bet you’re just doing this to make you feel better about yourself!”

Toriel remained calm though, if anything, she seemed almost intrigued “but if you do not have a soul, then why did you want ‘revenge’ on the other children that bullied Frisk?”

But stubbornly, Flowey was no longer listening, “LALALALALALALALALALA!!! I’m not talking about this anymore! This whole thing you call a ‘conversation’ is as stupid and idiotic as you are, you OLD. UGLY. HAG!!”  

 “ASRIEL!” Frisk gasped loudly in disbelief, glaring at him in disgust.

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 3

Once Frisk was finished they finally looked back at Flowey, whom had been distracting himself by making tiny airplanes out of the sticky notes, catching him in the act of aiming a plane at them, one eye squinting in concentration.

The little teenager cracked an amused grin as the airplane flew off and immediately began to crash way too soon, falling to the floor between the two.

Flowey’s face went deadpan serious, “look at what you did.”

Frisk didn’t fight the giggles that came out, and it forced Flowey to break character and crack a shy smile.

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 21

Frisk sighed glumly, "I miss the Shopkeeper, she's so nice and pretty, mom, we should really go back for a visit sometime,"

"Of course Frisk, oh and that reminds me, Flowey, when will you visit the Underground again? It's been so long since you left, don't you miss it at all?" Toriel asked.

Flowey licked a bit of marshmallow from the side of his cheek, "nope! Hahaha."

Toriel paused at his answer, leaning forward to get a clear, careful look into his eyes "...dear… just how many s'mores have you had?" she asked with a skeptical frown.

"Just one, I think I need- s'more!" Flowey replied with a giggly toothy grin.

Toriel and a few others giggled, but Papyrus gasped, "YOU NEVER MAKE PUNS, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU MY FRIEND?" and then, as he looked closer, he noticed a small plastic bag that Flowey was hiding behind a blanket close by, and with a quick snatch, he held it up in the air.

It was the second bag of backup marshmallows, and by the looks of it, Flowey had managed to eat half the bag while no one was looking.

"lots of marshmallow by the look of it," Sans quipped.

"Golly, not my marshstash!" Flowey said in a sudden surprise, but was unable to hold the frown and started laughing hard; the second pun causing Frisk to finally crack and join him in his laughter, unable to resist his silly behavior.

"Oh Flowey no! You know what too much sugar does to you! You are going to regret this later when that headache hits mister," Toriel lectured.

(Later that night…)

The downside to it was that he was unable to sleep due to the headache that was rearing its ugly head, he opted for closing his eyes and focusing on the gentle sounds outside, the slight shifts of everyone's slowing movement, quiet conversations he couldn't quite make out, the peaceful crickets, hushed giggles coming from Alphys that insinuated she was probably texting Undyne. . .

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 13

Frisk sighed, groaning to themselves "I should have just surprised you, I don't know what I'm thinking. Ugh, I feel so baaaaaad,"

"Go back to bed,"

"Read your book,"

"I don't feel like it,"

"Alice in Wonderland is a good book. Keep. Reading. It."

"Ugh,"

"You want to keep talking don't you?"

"Ugh," he did, but he really wasn't going to admit it.

On the other end of the line, he heard Toriel say something in a stern voice, causing Frisk to abruptly start talking again.

"Oh-! Never mind, queen of the house wants me to go back to bed too, like mother, like son… well, love you, talk to you later,"

"Love you too,"

There was a sharp pause over the phone. . .

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 2

He sat there for a moment, completely enchanted until he finally noticed he was staring and that Frisk hadn’t noticed he was there yet- oh, jeez, was this creepy? He hadn’t meant to spy!

He was quick to make himself known.

“Howdy I-,” he began but took a misstep with his roots and fell face-first into the carpet “ggghh, damnitall,”

Maybe too quick. 

Frisk jumped to their feet, brush still in hand as they hurried over to him, kneeling down in worry, ready to help as he worked to push himself back up.

“I literally just bathed,” he grumbled, rubbing at his face in annoyance.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 2

Toriel had taken Frisk out to do some clothes shopping, leaving the teen home alone and unchaperoned.

Everything was going fine until he found himself feeling peckish.

That in itself was also fine, heating up two… no, three simple easy to make frozen burritos, the big problem was a few minutes later after he finished his food and attempted to crawl back down the table when he lost his bearings and slipped off, falling down onto the hard floor below.

Usually, he was good and did well when it came to falling, he was lightweight so it was rare for him to get hurt from doing so, but this fall in particular hurt, a lot, maybe it was because of all of the extra burrito weight that he was holding inside himself or… the weird angle he’d fallen in, or… maybe it was from the armrest of the chair he’d smacked into on the way down.

 All he knew was that his head and left eye hurt and that he was dizzy and angry that no one was there to help him when he finally needed it.

He groaned in pain, he had felt worse, much worse than this, still, though, he was hurt and he was embarrassed he had fallen so unceremoniously.

…Maybe it was a good thing that no one had been here to see it happen.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 9

“Alright, as much I love chatting with crazy women, it’s time to get going, c’mon Frisk,” Flowey said quickly, hastily hopping out of the boat.

“I share the same feelings, I love talking to the local crazy women here, we usually get together and talk about annoying teenage boys who don’t know how to hold their tongues when they should,” Vise retorted.

 Frisk smiled nervously, “sorry about him again, I guess we’ll see you later?”

Vise nodded to Frisk, “you will, but not too soon,”

“Oh, okay, well thank you for the boat ride!” Frisk said and hopped off, running to join Flowey who already started rolling away.

And as they got a better view of him, they started giggling.

“What is it?” he asked, still slightly annoyed.

Frisk bit their bottom lip to stop themselves from letting out any more giggles, they then took out their phone, and with an easy ‘click!’, they snapped a picture of him.

They then showed him the picture, revealing that somehow, Vise had placed her orange on top of Flowey’s head, it was strangely a cute look for him.

Flowey gasped, reaching up to snatch the orange from off his head, and scoffed in annoyed amusement.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 11

It was then, up ahead in the distance on the road, he caught the glimpse of all too familiar car, Toriel’s car-

Instantly panicking and his mind running faster by the millisecond, he turned and left, running off the pathway and speeding into the grass, making a beeline toward the nearby overgrown bushes that towered over the both of them.

“What’s wrong? Where are we going?” Frisk asked with concern.

But he didn’t get to answer them as he made another turn, but it was too sharp and too fast-

-and due to the combination of physics and gravity-

-It threw Frisk off of him and straight into the bush, practically disappearing- except for their hat, which was grabbed by a branch.

“Agh! Holy crap!” he heard them shout in distress.

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(Growing Pains 2, The Entirety of Chapters 22 & 23)

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 25

Sunday, the same kid came back, catching Flowey in the middle of shooting bees. 

“HAHAHA!” Flowey laughed as one exploded.

“You’re not supposed to do that, my teacher says the bees are dying out,”

“Heh, I hope so!” he said, then shot another, “I hate bees with a passion,”

“They’re helping to keep the earth alive, please don’t do that!” the kid said, getting upset.

Flowey looked over at the kid, “I’ll stop when they leave ME ALONE!”

At this, the kid backed up, “wait here… I can get you something, just please stop hurting them,” then ran off.

“Huh?” Flowey said, confused, “what are you going to get?”

“BUG REPELLENT!” the kid shouted back.

Flowey watched as the kid proceeded to get on a parked bike and fly off, disappearing from view.

Flowey then screamed in terror as a bee landed on his cheek, and he swatted it away and then proceed to shoot it dead, glaring down at the corpse with disgust.

After a few minutes, the kid came back, urgently spraying the bug repellent all around Flowey.

Once they were done, they handed it to him.

“Please don’t hurt anymore bees,” they said simply and ran off.

At this, Flowey only sighed, staring down at the bottle, reading the label and ingredients out of boredom, then proceeded to squeeze the trigger, accidentally spraying himself directly in the eyes and swearing obscenities in pain.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 25

Then, Flowey screamed and jerked back in fear as the loud sound of thunder instantaneously pierced into his brain, and then he jumped in the distance, lightning struck… catching a tree on fire.

He stared at the sight as the shock quickly faded, it was too far away to be an issue to him.

But he decided to take it as a sign, he needed to leave, now, before he was burned too.

At this decision, Flowey slid off the jungle gym, tunneling into the ground, going south. 

But after fifteen minutes, he heard the strangest sound coming from above… it almost sounded like… rushing water?

That was odd.

There shouldn’t be water in this area…

In his curiosity, Flowey began to climb to the surface, but as he did, he was abruptly grabbed and swept away by a strong current of rushing water, quickly solving his curiosity.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 30

Four hours later…

Flowey was currently mixing Frisk’s cake in a mixing bowl, humming nervously as he eyed the coo-coo clock on the wall.

Then he screamed as he accidentally splattered the mix onto his face and eyes, dropping the bowl in a panic-

[yumiis]

headcannons for getting drunk with tgc?

like how high their tolerance to alcohol is,

what they usually have,

and stuff similar?

ignore my 'ideas' if you dont wanna do them <3

🫧 anon

absolutely!! i love making hcs like this (i also won't be including larry bc he isn't of legal age to drink :P)

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 drunk ; tgc boys

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genre/type: fluff/humor, headcanons

read below!

ISAAC;

absolute unbeatable tolerance. insane tolerance. dude can take 6 shots of everclear and still walk a straight line.

you've only seen isaac blackout ONCE, and it was complete accident. you hadn't seen isaac drinking that much, but he was actually borderline drunk. he asked you in a pretty sober sounding voice, "how many drinks have i had? should i stop?" you say, "i've only seen you take like 2 shots. drink some more!"

horrible move. he blacked out and also woke up with the world's worst hangover.

ever since then though, his tolerance, like i said, is rock solid.

he likes the classic drinks, so i'd say he likes a good screwdriver.

super clingy and COCKY when he's drunk.

drowning you in kisses and hugs, and he goes, "babe, i'm soooo hot. i'm soooo hot and sexy.."

"sure you are."

your two options are to kill his ego or boost it, but it kills you too much to deflate his ego.

"how cocky was i last night?"

"yeah."

TANNER;

moderately normal tolerance, maybe a TINY bit lower than the average person in their mid-20's.

like, if we're measuring in shots of vodka again, like 4 1/2 shots he'd be gone. not black out gone, but "i'm gonna talk about every celebrity i could probably pull" gone.

he's such a YAPPER when he's drunk dude.

will probably do the trend of writing fake band names to try and make you laugh

he's dancing around to loud ass music in the kitchen, invites you to dance with him, he immediately starts shoving himself against you

he won't shut up about how much he loves you

he's definitely got his head in your lap and he's making you play with his hair and listen to him talk

however you have to stop him talking at a certain point, because he'll just start having a crisis and making himself sad.

he's never blacked out, but he has terrible hangovers.

favorite drink? he strikes me as a daiquiri kinda guy. he'd love them.

but if it's more casual drinking at home, he's happy with some soju.

NICK;

literally AVERAGE tolerance.

about 2-3 shots of vodka has him tipsy, 4-6 has him drunk, and don't give him more than 8, he might start drunkenly making an album.

he's not a clear liquor guy, he prefers browns like brandy or scotch.

there is almost ALWAYS a bottle of whiskey in the fridge for nick, he never runs out.

he drinks regularly, but he doesn't HEAVILY drink on those nights.

he's super sleepy when he's drunk. he could literally fall asleep anywhere if given the opportunity

he could be laying on the floor to "stretch his back" he's asleep 10 minutes later

you have to carry this dude to bed (and if you can't do it alone, isaac helps you)

like i said he prefers drinking brown liquors, so i think he'd maybe like a tequila sunrise or just straight whiskey

BLAKE;

"i have a ROCK SOLID tolerance!" dead in 3 shots. don't listen to him lie to you

every time you and the guys go out for dinner at like chilis or something, blake orders a margarita and everyone sighs in unison

the margarita gets him on the verge of drunk. just a little past tipsy.

he can HARDLY casually drink with anyone because his tolerance is just THAT bad

you constantly pick at him for it but he's just accepted it at this point

he's so SILLY when he's drunk man

cracking jokes that do NOT land at all and are not funny unless he's talking to a bunch of drunk people

"so the.. uh.. what? yeah.. uh.."

he suddenly forgets english

he can barely formulate a SINGLE sentence and he's basically speaking in mumbles

he's like speaking in fancy or speaking in riddles like a troll under the bridge or some shit

you have to baby him while he's drunk or he won't know what the hell is going on

i think he honestly.. just likes whatever he can get his hands on.

[saffyspirals]

EYYY!! I recently found you in this app and I just gonna say your content is pretty great! Is it okay if I put on a request? Like what would the blue lock characters call their S/o? ;) any characters is fine to me but I hope Nagi and Kurona will be included hehe- Good work btw!

❥ fandom: blue lock

❥ includes: nagi, kaiser, bachira, chigiri, kunigami, shidou, kurona, hiori & reo

❥ notes: hi!! i really loved writing this request, so thanks for sending it in! i thought really hard about what kurona would call his s/o (literally took days), and fell in love w/ his character in the process :)

❥ warning(s): hmm…kurona might be ooc IDK but i like this kurona!

you are nagi’s little angel. he low-key started calling you that as a joke (he used to find couple nicknames a little cringe), but eventually, he grows to love your reactions to the name. you smile at him, a lot, and it gets him out of trouble 90% of the time. “come back to bed, angel… ‘m asking nicely, aren’t i?”

kaiser switches it up like no man’s business. he’d been calling you by different pet names since before you got together so, you’re pretty used to it. i’d say he rotates between babe/baby, love and princess. honey bunches and names of a similar strange nature are saved for when he feels like teasing you. mein kaiserin (my empress in his native tongue) is only used on special, romantic occasions. like, when he tells you he loves you for the first time. or when he’s trying to get his family to understand just how serious he is about you. <3

bachira switches between love and sugar. sugar-plum when he wants to embarrass you. bachira is definitely one to tell you that he loves you quite a lot, he just doesn’t want you to forget, i suppose! giving you ‘love’ as a nickname is a way of reminding you of the fact rather than declaring how he feels 24/7. sugar is just another name he likes. it sounds good coming from him, and you usually get a kiss after he uses it, which is of course a bonus. “eh? you’re asking me how i think you look today? you look perfect, sugar! always do.”

chigiri refers to you as his darling. the nickname is beautiful, and elegant, just like he is. it’s easy to get flustered, having him call you that. chigiri likes the fact that he’s able to bring about such an adorable reaction.

kunigami doesn’t call you by this nickname often. actually, he uses your first name most of the time, mostly out of habit (i’m thinking friends-since-forever turned lovers), partly because he feels a little embarrassed giving you a nickname and using it in front of others. BUT ANYWAY, kunigami refers to you as pretty. he’d first called you it by accident, but since you seemed elated by it, decided he’d continue to use it on occasion. “tell me what’s going on in that head of yours, pretty.”

SHIDOU CALLS YOU SWEET GIRL. (🫠🫶) + similar variations like, sweetie or sweetheart, or sweet cheeks. snookums is reserved for when he’s about to tell you he’s done something that will probably annoy you. reason for the nickname? well, you’re sweet! you’ve got a good heart, and won’t swing for people if they say/do anything you don’t like. “are you gonna kiss me goodbye, sweet cheeks? or am i gonna have to chase ya?”

kurona primarily calls you pudding. his reason for it? “i like pudding, and i like you.” i feel like he’s kind of a private person, and only opens up when he feels totally comfortable with someone so, it’s only used when it’s just the two of you around. HOWEVER. private as he is, i think kurona’s got this other side to him. he likes to tease you, just a little. say for example, you’re giving him the silent treatment. he’ll still try and talk to you, but will eventually get tired of not getting any attention. and then, “hey, y/n? can you pass me some napkins?” “…” “…ah, right. you love being called pookie bear, don’t you. POOKIE BEAR, WILL YOU PASS ME SOME NAPKINS?” he’ll pull this kind of stunt in front of your mutual friends when you’re having breakfast together (or something of a similar scenario!). it’s embarrassing, but it gets you to talk at least. he likes having you address him, even if it’s to tell him to, “stop embarrassing me, idiot!”

hiori calls you pumpkin. a little on the cheesy side, but i think it suits him! he isn't embarrassed about referring to you by the name in public either. it shows anyone who might be questioning your relationship that you're definitely together. if it embarrasses you, he'll do his best to tone it down. no promises that he'll never say it though, hiori simply can't help it!

reo rotates between a lot of sweet sounding nicknames. precious, my love, honey. i don't think he does this on purpose, but reo loves using 'my' before a lot of nicknames too. it's just an unconscious reminder that you're all his, and honestly, he's all yours. reo would be all in for any relationship he pursues, and nicknames come with the territory. bonus: he'd be absolutely over the moon if you gave him a cute nickname too. sure, he'd be a little embarrassed if his friends teased him about it, but his heart would swell with pride. being known as the 'sickening, lovey-dovey' couple isn't a bad thing, you know!! "My love, remind me what you wanted me to get you at the store later?"

[tobi-boi]

Relationship headcanons

Characters included: Adam, Husk, Sir Pentious Genre: fluff Reader gender: Gender neutral Warnings: profanity Word count: 780

✦Adam✦

╺ Calls you something along the lines of bitch and– if you have breasts– sugartits.

╺ Clingy. Very clingy. Is always touching you in some kind of way; holding your hand, his arm around your shoulders or waist, ect.

╺ Talks a lot. A. Lot. But sometimes worries that you get annoyed at his constant talking– not that he'd ever admit that.

╺ Does not hesitate to brag about you every chance he gets.

╺ While he can groom his wings on his own, he likes when you do it for him.

╺ He loves to cuddle. While spooning he'll put his wings around you, sort of like a makeshift blanket. He, however, prefers to have his face buried in your chest while you run your fingers through his hair.

╺ Gets really pissy when you ignore him, but will annoy you constantly until you pay attention to him again.

╺ Steals food off of your plate right in front of your eyes, then acts like he didn't do anything.

╺ "What? I didn't do shit."

╺ Every time he spots you talking to another man, he gets really jealous– and low-key pretty worried that you'll leave him for someone else, but keeps that to himself.

╺ This jealousy and worry is doubled if the man you're talking to is flirting with you, which is when Adam will step in– kissing you right then and there or wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his face in the crook of your neck.

╺ Isn't too keen on jewelry like bracelets, much less wearing matching ones with his partner. But if you ever personally made a pair for the both of you, he would REFUSE to take it off merely because of the fact that you made them.

╺ "No, I'm wearing it."

╺ "But didn't you say you didn't like–"

╺ "I know what I said! But fuck you, I'm gonna wear it."

╺ He is definitely the type of guy to check you out when you're doing mundane things and isn't discreet about it either, he even whistles– or makes a comment– just to make it even more obvious.

╺ Can't help to pick on you at times– makes sure he doesn't go too far however. But if someone else does so, he will not stand for it. If you don't stop him, he'd most likely start a fight.

╺ Very protective, and can get really possessive as well.

✦Husk✦

╺ Calls you by your name, but occasionally calls you baby or babe.

╺ Not very keen on physical display of affection or kisses, especially not when the two of you are in public. Yet if you really want to, he'll hold your hand or hook your pinky fingers together.

╺ However, when he is especially tired and/or stressed, he can't lie that it's nice to be in your arms, your hands lightly running over his fur.

╺ He just can't help but smile when you smile.

╺ Really good at giving advice. Yet doesn't take his own advice, no matter how many times you tell him that he should.

╺ He shows affection through quality time.

╺ Doesn't mind when you touch his ears or scratch behind them, just as long as it isn't in public.

╺ He definitely puts his wing around you when someone gets too comfortable around you.

╺ Can be caught staring lovingly at you at times with a small smile– which Alastor teases him relentlessly about.

╺ Does not like to, and will not, wear jewelry– not even if it's matching with his partner.

✦Sir Pentious✦

╺ Calls you something like dear and my love.

╺ Gets shy when you show him affection in public. And in the beginning of your relationship he got shy just from you showing him affection in general.

╺ He definitely shows affection through acts of service and gifts– that he made himself, by the way.

╺ Loves to tell you about his inventions, and goes to tell you first when he makes new ones.

╺ He gets really giddy when he manages to make you laugh, even if it's by accident. He adores your laugh.

╺ Wraps his tail around you when cuddling. Also traces patterns on your back lightly.

╺ While he isn't one to wear jewelry much he isn't against wearing matching bracelets or necklaces– hell, he'll make sure to find the perfect ones if you just as much as mention the idea.

╺ Gets a bit panicky when you're crying about something, not really sure what to do to comfort you. But he tries his best.

╺ ”[Name], my love, what's wrong? What happened? What do I do?"

╺ Trusts you wholeheartedly to keep an eye on his egg bois when he's not there.

╺ He just cannot stay mad or annoyed at you. His heart just melts at the sight of you.

[k6tzie]

SHARING A BED WITH COD CHARACTERS 💤

i had a thought before ; what would happen if most cod characters shared a huge bed together? so here are my headcannons on how i think it'd go! it's not realistic & it's all in good fun, no need to get aggressive☺i included as many as i could. reblogs & likes are always appreciated 💗

soap: kept tossing his leg onto ghost the entire night without noticing it. before he fell asleep, he kept making stupid jokes with gaz who was on the other side until price told them to be quiet and that "people are trying to sleep"

ghost: probably snored like a cow the whole night. he would snore, take a long pause then continue. he tossed soaps leg off of him even whilst he was asleep because it was bothering him. got stuck in the middle

price: played candy crush on full brightness so the person next to him was blinded (roach🙁) . fell asleep with his phone unlocked and dropped it on his face like 5 times. when his phone flung off the bed, he blamed gaz for "hiding it from him". he was on the edge and it was just on the floor.

roach: slept like a baby and slept early on. deep sleeper and literally didn't hear any of the commotion going on around him. soap thought it'd be funny to put his hand into water and make him pee himself, then realised he'd pee the bed. the whole night he was paranoid roach would randomly pee (he never did, it didn't work)

gaz: giggled and laughed the whole night as everyone kept saying "shut up gaz!". a surprisingly deep sleeper and drooled onto his pillow and accidently cuddled the person next to him. he definitely sleeps with his mouth open.

valeria: purposely kept getting up to piss everyone off, then would say "i'm just thirsty." but, she ended up really needing to pee in the middle of the night and pushed the sleeping people out of the way, waking them all up accidently

graves: kept smacking his mouth and making them saliva noises as he turned away from everyone else and tried to sleep. "Cut. It. Out." he just repeated, still turned away from everyone else when they'd act up. however the person next to him (poor logan) was NOT safe. he kept accusing him of touching his back as he'd randomly jolt and say things like; "I know it was you touchin' my back buddy." (it was literally just the tag from his shirt)

logan: put his headphones in and tried to listen to some music but everyone around him could hear everything from those cheap ass headphones. but he refused to put the volume down. he told them to "thank him for them listening to such good music". soon fell asleep at a reasonable time, one of the only sane ones.

makarov: made everyone sleep on the couch or floor.

laswell: kept wiggling away from everyone to get as much space as possible. asked to be on the edge so she could have the nightstand. she kept waking up just to take sips of water then go back to sleep

keegan: literally kicked everybody off the bed and tried hogging the blanket for himself just to get a rise out of y'all. was the one to tickle people's legs with his feet then act like he didn't know who did it.

rudy: kept trying to politely ask everyone to quiet down but no one listened to him. he kept putting his pillow around his ears dramatically so they would get the hint.

farah: one of the ones who fell asleep last. she purposely did that because sleeping after everyone else has slept makes her feel comfortable knowing everyone's okay. she stopped gaz and soap from drawing on prices face.

alejandro: everyone turned away from him since he was the only one just wearing boxers and nothing else and they didn't wanna invade his privacy but he literally didn't care. kept mumbling things in his sleep with his face in the pillow and sort of creeped everyone out because at first they thought they were hearing things.

krueger: had to take melatonin to fall asleep but he forgot just how much coffee he had drank earlier in the day so he got up in the middle of the night to go puke. snored pretty loud too

hesh: kept asking if he could bring riley onto the bed and everyone said no, obviously. the pjs he wore had SO much dog hair on it someone had to supply him a spare shirt. was a reasonable person, talked a little then fell asleep. good person to sleep next to

horangi: despised sleeping next to hesh. all that dog hair made his eyes red and itchy. but he was very organized and gave everyone specific spots to sleep in. kept fixing the blankets and assured everyone was comfortable and anytime someone kicked the blanket off, he'd put it right back on them, not considering they might be hot

nikto: his big ass helmet kept clanking against the headboard and irritating everybody but no one dared to say anything about it. he tossed around a lot and kept waking up since he's a light sleeper

konig: he kept tossing around like a rotisserie chicken and took up a good quarter of the bed. pretty soft snorer and wasn't too loud but accidently kept getting into peoples spaces and just breathing onto them

thank u for reading! please feel free to leave suggestions :)

[shootingcookielover]

Introducing: Jay!! My ducktales oc!! (If it wasn't blatantly obvious lmao)

Do you want to know more about them? No? Too bad!

Jay, aka January was the first ever clone F.O.W.L. created. However, due to a lab accident, Jay ended up not only with scrooge's DNA, but also Bradford's. Deeming the clone a "failure", Heron drops the created baby off at an orphanage.

(Bradford becomes enraged when he later learns of this - a child with his and scrooge mcduck's dna?? Just out there??? Has Heron no concept how problematic that could shake out to be???)

Jay spends the first 9 years of their life kinda bouncing from foster home to foster home (kinda developing a bit of a thing abt people seeing them eat. Because of how their beak is a bit weirdly aligned, they can't eat quite the same as most others, and people stare.). But eventually they scrape together enough resources for like, one of those online-dna testing kits that spit out who you're related to.

Turns out their parents are Scrooge McDuck!!! (And some random vulture guy? Weird)

Thus, Jay sets out to become an adventurer like their dad, to meet him one day on their adventures!

Except, first adventure they immediately get trapped in a parallel, kind of very hellish dimension. They get out after three years, but they're pretty traumatized - and pretty much pu off of adventuring forever.

(Though they do find and keep a magic amulet in [hell dimension] that they use to cast spells. Mostly teleportation spells, really.)

Deciding they don't really want to meet a guy who's whole schtick is adventuring, they instead begin their search for dad#2, that vulture guy.

They find out he works for scrooge mcdad (of course he does) but don't judge him too harshly yet. From what they can find online (public libraries for the win!) the guy doesn't really... Do anything. Let alone go on adventures.

So Jay decides to find out where he lives and well, just kinda shows up at his door.

Much surprise is had, it's not quite the family reunion Jay was hoping for but they haven't been kicked out so they count it as a win.

Staying with their dad is pretty great, actually. He even hires a private tutor for homeschooling, since Jay missed 3 years of school and has a lot of catching up to do.

(they definitely hoard food in their room somewhere, just in case. They also have a bug-out bag ready at any given time. Just in case.)

Turns out, Dadford doesn't only also hate adventuring with a passion - he has a whole secret organization to take over the world and stop all adventuring! Forever!

(Jay found a secret stash of files on the computer they use for video games.)

Thus, at the ripe age of 13 they become the youngest FOWL agent ever!

And because they are kind of a big security risk now that they know, they get moved out to live in the outpost at the library of Alexandria instead, together with a bunch of the villains Dadford recruited.

(including Phantom Blot who Jay has an ongoing rivalry with just because they use magic sometimes lol)

(they and the villains play mario kart/party together on sundays)

Eventually, (three years later) season 1 happens and seeing the mcduck family successfully overcome the rift that della's absence left, dadford decides to put one of his better pawns into play.

Through some posturing, magic pyrotechnics and a fake mystical artefact, Jay gets planted into the mcduck family as scrooge's "magic child/clone".

(this happens during the episode "The Depths of Cousin Fethry", while huey and dewey are out meeting their cousin, scrooge, louie and webby go to find an invaluable treasure and return with Jay. Cue scrooge introducing Jay as his kid and Huey and Dewey going "wtf did we miss")

They go along on an adventure or two, mainly because saying "I hate adventuring and I don't want to do it because I was traumatized and hate it" doesn't make sense for someone who was just created from an ancient magic artefact. But after a couple adventures they can finally just put their foot down and stay home. It's chill.

They draw sometimes, do a few commissions.

Scrooge wants to bond with them so they teach him how to play video games and they watch some shows together.

Eventually, the last adventure rolls around.

At the point where Webby pretends to be June and kidnaps... Herself (yknow what part i mean. Probably) Jay comes with the clones, obviously shocking Webby.

But they make it to the library without any particular incident - except Huey getting discovered, obviously.

Jay stays behind to "escort June and Webby". They've very much realized the switcheroo that Webby pulled and use their (thus far mostly benign) magic to switcheroo back.

They nod to June, explaining that they didn't say anything earlier so that Director Dad doesn't get on her case too bad about "failing".

After that, Jay kinda just goes off to hang out a bit. Drink some pep. Chill.

On the way to Webby's cell, she wakes up and takes out June. (Because of course she does. She's Webby.)

Cue the rest of the finale.

Right up until Dadford is fighting McDuck and his fam. Because now, he calls Jay forward, who kinda immobilizes the fam with their magic for a bit.

Dadford throws his employees into the death pit, but oh shock! He picks up to throw Jay in as well.

And he does. He does throw them in.

Luckily, Jay is a master at magical teleportation and nobody realizes they weren't, in fact, erased from existence.

Bla bla bla, scrooge signs the papyrus, "family is the greatest adventure of all", boom the other vilalins show up to defeat dadford once and for all.

But what's this? It's Jay, with a magical barrier, protecting her dad from being turned into a non-sentient vulture!

They teleport themself and Dadford outta there.

At this point they're assuming they got thrown in the pit as a sort of surprise/back up, to make everyone think FOWL was already defeated when they were still there and alive. Yknow, a backup plan.

They live on the street for a bit, but Jay manages to get a job, securing the two of them an aprtment.

Dadford doesn't rlly come out of his room for a while.

Jay gets it; having ur thirty year-long plan derailed like that couldn't be, yknow, pleasant.

At some point, Louie finds them at their job and basically blackmails them into helping him out during adventures. (They kinda hide in his shadow, basically/louie summons them, so when something particularly dangerous happens they can subtly magic it away.)

Dadford eventually emerges from his room and drops the bombshell we all already knew: he very much did intend to kill Jay that day.

Jay is kinda shellshocked. They sort of robotically just return to their routine; go to work.

Louie summons them to deal with an adventure again, and wouldn't u know it? Its an adventure in that hell dimension that Jay got stuck in as a kid.

This, coupled with the revelation that one of their dads tried to kill them, kinda makes them very uncareful. They get revealed to the rest of the family but manage to get everyone out of there.

They reveal that Louie's been blackmailing them and the fact dadford tried to actually kill them sorta spills out in the same, emotionally charged rant and to their surprise scrooge offers to allow them back in the mansion, despite everything.

Jay hesitantly accepts, but mentions that they would like to keep working their current job. This is agreeable to everyone.

Jay returns to their apartment later, under the cover of "going to work" and find dadford packing his things.

They're like, what r u doing? Where would u even go?

And he's like, idk, i'll dip into my grandma's account or smth, its not like u want me here anymore, what with the attempted murder.

And Jay's like, I didn't say that.

Stunned silence.

So anyway, Jay sighs and tells dadford he's allowed to stay at the apartment and that Jay will stay at the manor again.

This is how far ive gotten. If u have any ideas/thoughts/complaints, drop 'em somewhere i can see 'em!

If anyone's even read this far lol.

If u have, have a virtual cookie, you've earned it🍪

[kalirarecs]

Angel's Feather (anime)

This one will be spoilery.

. . .such as it is, since the plot is a bit of a giant ???

Also kind of long? But without much reflection on the plot, because, as stated, it was a giant ???

I watched this anime (two short OVAs) with @mad-madam-m on a 'let's have fun and watch a couple of short, bonkers BL anime' night. Bonkers anime night was a definite success. XD

I actually thought this one was more likely to be good/enjoyable than the other one we watched that night (Sex Pistols; I'll eventually write a post about that one as well) but man was I wrong!

This anime is. . .

Fuck. It is very difficult to encapsulate, because it is so very batshit. As I said to M as the end credits were rolling, ‟well, that sure was an anime” and ‟that did not make sense at all, even once, even by accident”. (She laughed, but she did not disagree.)

The description I have seen for this OVA just about everywhere features the tidbit that:

A mysterious earthquake drags Hamura Shou, newly-enrolled in Yuusei Academy, and two other students, into another world, where an attack by a monster causes Shou to unfurl great, white wings.

That scene does indeed happen, but it has no bearing on the plot, it is basically a side-note very early on, before the plot actually begins. Which is not something I would have anticipated of falling into another world and fighting a monster, let alone discovering that one must be royalty of another world.

Because that is what the wings signify - The Winfield Chronicles (never defined) tells us that in the Kingdom of Winfield, the males of the royal family all have great, white wings.

(Me @ M: if all the men of the royal family have giant white wings, I am going to headcanon that the women have bat wings. There's nothing behind this, I just do. I’ve decided.)

It is a total of 1 hour long - two half-hour OVAs. However, watch it, and you will get the distinct feeling that it was supposed to be a full 13-episode anime (with a season 2 of at least the same length to follow). It lulls one into a false sense of security, as we get most of episode one . . . and then 2-10 minutes from episodes two through thirteen, at a guess.

Not ‘should have been a full anime, was rewritten to be shorter’, no no nooo, it was as though we got selected scenes from those never-existed episodes. A scene changes and you get the feeling you have missed 1-3 episodes worth of plot. With no context as to what it might have been.

Friendships and relationships appear to have developed, changed, evolved without any notice; situations happen or disappear without notice; characters appear and are treated as though they're part of the core group even though we have never seen them before.

At one point while watching this happened: he’s new, right? he’s new? red hair? we didn’t have a red hair, did we? where did red hair come from? holy shit red hair has a gun???)

That moment happened immediately after a scene change from the group in the headmaster's office being assigned to hunt down ghost rumours (no context did not make that make any more sense; they’d never been cordial with the headmaster or hunted ghosts, rumours, or mysteries) to them somewhere in a ruin (?) fighting giant werewolf things (not ghosts???).

Oh also? The headmaster? We called him Headmaster Commander Evil Bishie; his assistant was Homeroom Teacher Bad Touch Bishie. (He legitimately stuck his hand down our MC’s shirt at one point, stroking his chest/side, to pluck out his necklace/amulet, then put it back down inside his shirt and lingered, leaning close, to pet his neck.)

The headmaster’s office was the most obviously, blatantly bad guy base it could possibly be. The corridor was tiled in white and green marble, with white walls - and then there was a turn off it where the flooring is dark, with a red runner, the entire length of the short hallway was in dramatic, deep shadow, leading to very dark, looming double doors.

Our other characters included Baby Bard Bishie, The One Not-Bishie, Blue Hair A, Blue Hair B. . .

There’s implied pre-twincest featuring our MC and his long-lost brother? Only . . . not really/quite. Whether that ‘not really’ is that they’re twins or that they want to bang is up for debate. >.> (Regardless of the railing against it by one of the boys? Definitely twins. Their backstory is, of course, never explained.) They are not the pair with blue hair, incidentally.

They would definitely have started banging in S2 . . . but the one of them who vehemently denied he was adopted or could have a brother did immediately start fantasising about being kissed and petted; why are you stepping into my heart? approximately 45 seconds after their reunion *coughs* meeting.

(Also somehow despite almost everyone looking the same, the twins were the easiest to tell apart.)

There was nothing shown how our group even formed or started working together . . . or on what they were supposedly working, I guess; including two teachers (if we count the mysteriously appearing red hair, at best guess) and several students, some of whom are romantically involved, sometimes in unpredictable manners. (But not the twins. Yet.)

Sadly, that full-length anime does not exist, because M and I agreed we would, actually, watch that if it did.

(Maybe it would have had a plot . . . or more with the wings . . . or an explanation of ‘magic royalty’, or Winfield, or the parallel worlds, or what Headmaster Commander Evil Bishie and his right hand were doing, in this world or with/against our protagonists, or. . .)

. . .yeah.

[soda-gremlin]

Thea Sisters Book Reviews: Part 6

Contains Spanish Dance Mission, Journey to the Lion's Den, and Great Tulip Heist (Sorry if these are short <:[)

Spanish Dance Mission:

6/10, on the same level as Mystery in Paris for me. In short, the girls go to Spain and they visit a friend’s dance school. They go to a festival and witness their, as well as a rival school’s performance of flamenco dancing. The rival school happens to be run by family. Then, something something, a fan gets stolen, something something, a family heirloom left by a grandmother, something something, family rivalry. I don’t care enough to be specific.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate this book, I just don’t care about it enough. Conflicts regarding family don’t really interest me. But the side characters are fine, the conflict is good, and the visuals are nice. The ending at the end is cheesy as fuck, but then again, isn’t it always?

If you like family rivalries, dancing, and a trail-of-breadcrumbs type mystery, then feel free to read this book.

Journey to the Lion's Den:

5/10, this book exists. I’m sorry, that’s all I can say about it. It’s definitely not bad, it just didn’t interest me. The girls go to Kenya, Africa to take photos of all the wildlife that live there, for a “photo safari” if you will. There, they get acquainted with a lion cub who gets injured and has to be taken in for care by the nature reserve they’re going to. Suspicious things start happening though… There are far too many strange coincidences and unfortunate accidents to be normal. Then right under their noses, the baby lion is abducted! But by who?

The villain is super obvious in this one, so that was no fun. I swear, the Thea Sisters get dumber every book. The plot was also pretty generic. Lion cub gets kidnapped by poacher who want money from rich family. It's all so tired and trite. The side characters weren’t any better. The only reason that this is a cut above other books is that it didn’t piss me off.

Yeah, don’t bother, this isn’t worth your time. Unless of course you want to form your own opinion instead of listening to some guy on the internet, then feel free to.

Great Tulip Heist:

5/10, definitely not as bad as the newer books, but… I’m not a fan. Basically Violet’s taking art classes with a guy friend named Jan. His dad happens to be a botanist who works with tulips, even creating his own hybrid breed. However, he mysteriously vanishes, not showing up for the flower auction he had written down. They investigate a clue he left, and it leads them to one particular red-haired woman. They stalk— I mean, investigate her, until they find her plan and Jan’s father. Unfortunately, they get ambushed, and it turns out, that one woman is actually two. Twin sisters. They wanted his hybrid tulip to sell.

So… If you’re wondering why the plot description is so vague… That’s how much the book bores me. I didn’t even wanna reread it for this review. First off, stop using twins. It's not clever, it doesn’t even make the story more interesting. It's just an excuse for a red herring. The side characters also follow the new books’ pattern of the Forgettable Twink, and the others, including the villain, are bland plot devices. They are literally just lifeless chess pieces. Also, the plot just seems kind of… I dunno, stupid to me? I get its tulips because of where they’re at but come on, they couldn’t have come up with anything else besides the most generic, stereotypical item that represents the Netherlands? And also, that shit doesn’t happen in real life? Like at all?? I can’t even suspend my disbelief, the conflict itself is so boring.

In conclusion, don’t bother. This is basically one of the newer books.

[devotion-that-corrupts]

10 Characters / 10 Fandoms / 10 Tags

pick 10 characters from 10 fandoms and tag 10 people. thank you for tagging me @ithinkthiswasabadidea :)

apparently you don't have to comment on them. HOWEVER, i love talking about my interests, and you've given me an excuse to do it, so let's go!

(not in any particular order, i love them all.)

constantin d'orsay (greedfall) baby boy. has done nothing wrong ever in his entire life. seeing him activates my knight instinct. i would fight lord and lady d'orsay for him. i would fight the high king guy for him. i would fight god for him. if he is wrong i would reshape reality to make him right. all of this to say, i love him a normal amount.

viego (league of legends / ruination / runeterra) if i had a nickel for every time a character i love was born a second son of a ruler and so was never intended to lead, yet became an heir after his brother's death, was supposed to die because of poison, had only one person he cared about deeply, in something between eternal love and obsession caused immense destruction for the sake of that person (who has never asked for any of this), had some sort of transformation during which his hair turned from fair/blond to platinum, his eye color changed, and there appeared some weird magic-related thing on his head symbolizing his becoming a villain (or, rather, making it clear that he was wrong all along), then i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. ok, now for a more normal explanation. bringing your kingdom & then entire realm to ruin for your wife? in grief, in hopeless attempt to revive her? i love this! i love it when love turns people evil.

camilla hect (the locked tomb) i don't have coherent thoughts about her. i simply adore her with my whole heart. here's to camilla hect, yet another of devotion's casualties!!!

gale dekarios aka gale of waterdeep (baldur's gate 3) i will kill mystra.

gabrielle de lioncourt (the vampire chronicles) there is much to analyze about her background and her relationships, esp with lestat, and i am most definitely unfit for this. let me just say that if i were a vampire, i would also ditch humanity and explore some jungle instead. and probably wear men's clothes.

millions knives (trigun) unhinged codependent siblings… <3

fang runin (the poppy war) my darling girl who fell in love with the war, and nobody told her it ended. i think she should get to burn the world down, as a treat.

breezepelt (warrior cats) i am including him because he is my og blorbo. 10-year old me really looked at the worst guy ever and said yeah that's the one. my love for writing about dysfunctional families and defying religion could probably be traced back to him.

constance blackwood (we have always lived in the castle) i NEED to teleport into the world of this book and ask constance her perspective. because she knew it, i mean, she knew what must have actually happened the whole time. i wonder what she felt after the accident, and if/how her view changed since then. i wonder what she thought of her parents, and of merricat, and of the life they came to lead. we get some of it from the dialogue and interactions ofc, but it doesn't stop me from contemplating all of this.

august (the wicker king) guard dog of a boy. 'I like following him. Following orders. Doing whatever he wants.' 'I’m always going to want to be at your heels, fighting for you. Hurting myself because you tell me to.' i hope belonging to someone else brings him peace.

anyways, i had to open the book to find these quotes, and now i want to reread it all over again. let me just tag some mutuals and then i'm gonna go read.

(no pressure!) (also you don't have to elaborate on them) @kuramirocket @grin-unsettling @boygirltwins @fairylightfairlybright @drizzit @msnormandy @darkvisionvamp @gardenbastard @cjflint @pups-2-dust & anyone else who wants to :)

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

ok, so my latest crack theory that will definitely not be true is that in iwtv jesse reeves is one of daniel's daughters.

ok, so here according the the wiki "Jesse was born to Miriam Reeves, a seventeen-year-old girl who was raped by an older unidentified male. Miriam, seven months pregnant with Jesse, was driving a car when she got into an accident. Miriam was killed in the crash, but Jesse miraculously was aborted from her mother's womb and survived unharmed."

we're going to ignore the underage rape part, because anne rice loved sprinkling rape into her books, and honestly we don't need more of that.

Now, in the books Jesse was born in 1955 and turned in 1985. However, they do say that she's 35 in the book, so she was probably born closer to 1950. But this is information we get from the books.

considering how they've changed around the timelines already, I think we're going to get our qotd as like, a sort of ending. they'll have akasha set up as the big bad, and probably include so stuff with amel and the sacred core and whatever. so i think those events haven't transpired in this universe yet.

i saw a theory floating around that alice died, and daniel blames himself for her death. (as for the name bit, Alice could be one of those people that go by their middle name or something. or they just straight up change her name.)

ok so what if Alice is out driving, 7 months pregnant. (maybe Daniel was supposed to drive her wherever, and he flakes, so she has to drive herself. and there's that blaming himself bit) anyway she crashes her car. she dies in the crash, but jesse is able to be saved.

in the books, maharet (a super old vampire who also conceived a child via rape while she was a human witch, expect the guy didn't really have a choice since Akasha ordered him to do and she was the fucking queen of Egypt. but enough about that. i'm just saying anne rice overused the rape thing) takes jesse and gives her to this rich new york couple maria and matthew godwin, bc jesse is a descendant of her, through the baby she had before being a vampire.

maybe here she sees jesse has a father and decides to let him keep her. (but they would still communicate in secret). So Daniel would probably be a mess, and a single father. he'd probably get remarried as quickly as possible, just to have someone help raise his kids. which would of course probably factor into that later divorce.

and after his book comes out, maybe it makes her question things so she goes and sees him. and she gets really into the idea of vampires and starts researching, and eventually joins the talamasca somehow

is this going to ever be a canon thing? no. (though i can possibly see jesse being the researcher he mentions in episode one)

[sosimsofmaddi]

Toddler Twins

The twins aged up to toddlers today! Their personalities are so different and so funny. Apparently they don't get along... maybe because Juneau picks on Brucie (and is defiant with everyone).

Brucie and Juneau had birthday breakfast in their high chairs.

Daddy went up and changed their cribs into toddler beds.

Then they blew out the candles on their birthday cakes with mommy (Reese) and Daddy (Gunnar)

Then they aged up and got some new clothes! (I don't change any physical characteristics, including hair and eye color). Everyone came to see what they look like as toddlers. They kept the exact same skin, eye, and hair colors as before.

Personally, I think Brucie is an exact mix of both parents. He has Reese's warmer skin tone and pink eyes, and Gunnar's hair color. While Juneau has a paler skin tone and blonde hair (she's even shades different from both brothers, with her dad's pale skin).

I wish Juneau had her mom's black hair. So far the blonde/white has been dominant for all three children. Kelley's father was blonde also, but he got mom's skin and eye colors.

If you line up Kelley -> Juneau -> Brucie in age order, their hair colors go down the line like a printer running out of ink.

But in terms of skin tone, it goes Kelley -> Brucie -> Juneau.

Kelley came in to hangout with his siblings! Kelley is such a sweetheart. He jumps in like this without even being asked. He's always been hands-on with the babies (playing with them). He's the best brother. He already has a close bond with each of them.

Juneau and Brucie, however, are on the path to not getting along. Juneau has the defiant and aggressive traits already, while Brucie has things like "likes to be held." He's definitely the softer/sweeter of the twins.

Juneau autonomously bites and kicks her twin brother already, and Reese and Gunnar had to step in and separate them. They each got a talking to.

Then each twin got some attention from their parents.

Early in this gameplay, it was just Reese and Kelley trying to get through it. Reese's character really started as someone who felt like she had to be alone her whole life because of her werewolf gene. She distanced herself from her sister, Roxana, when they both went into foster care because she thought Roxana had a better chance of getting adopted without her. Reese couldn't risk being adopted because she couldn't control being a werewolf, so she pushed her sister away. Roxana was adopted and Reese went on keeping her distance.

Roxana did show back up when Kelley was 10 when she heard that Reese was moving out to Moonwood Mill, where they both know their biological father was attacked and turned into a werewolf. She was worried about her sister and her nephew (who she didn't know). When she found out that Reese moved there because Kelley had the wolf gene (and she needed answers about how it would affect him), Roxana was slightly judgy but she stuck by her sister, because none of it was Reese's choice or fault.

Reese never wanted to be a parent. She never thought she could be. She didn't want to pass along the horrid wolf gene to any children, but she had Kelley on accident and he had it. So she needed answers. What she found was Gunnar. Even though it was dangerous for her to try to just walk up to a pack and demand answers, Gunnar didn't push her away. He found her in the woods and he kept her hidden from his pack. He helped as much as he could, taught her about pack life, that being a wolf has bonuses too, and helped her understand what Kelley's transition would look like when the time came.

Gunnar made her feel safe. More than that, he made her feel at home in her own skin. She spent her entire life worrying if she would become a wolf, then worrying that she couldn't control it, then worrying that it would hurt her son... and Gunnar came along and gave her all the support and answers she needed.

Now Gunnar and Reese have twins and are raising Kelley together. She would've never imagined she'd be comfortable raising more children and bringing them into the world. She got pregnant with the twins on accident, but Gunnar was so confident, so happy about it, that she realized it would probably be okay. His pack always pushed their members to have children. Because the werewolves are a declining species, they treat the children reverently. Gunnar felt that way about the possibility of having his children, so when it happened, even accidentally, he felt so lucky.

When Reese got pregnant, Gunnar finally brought up the topic about how to tell his pack about her and Kelley. As outsiders with a father/grandfather who was bitten and not born a wolf, it wasn't safe for them to approach the pack. So Gunnar snuck away to them. But Gunnar's children are rightfully owed a place in the pack. They're blood, and Gunnar wants to demand the same for the mother of his children and Kelley, the child of his heart.

They wanted to wait until the twins weren't tiny babies, and now that they've aged up, it's on both their minds.

With all this changing - Reese falling in love with a werewolf, keeping and raising his babies, and now thinking about allowing him to try to bring her and Kelley into his pack - Roxana is angry. She supported her sister and nephew being in Moonwood Mill because they wanted to know if the werewolf change would hurt Kelley, if they could make it easier on him. Roxana supported that, but she thought it would be research. She never imagined her older sister would willingly allow a wolf, a barbarian, into her home and life.

Roxana (and Reese) were raised to fear the wolves, to hate them for what they did to their dad (the attack) which caused him to pass down the genes to Reese. Roxana hates Reese's wolf side (and Kelley's), but she knows it wasn't Reese's choice. Bringing Gunnar in, having his babies, joining a pack... that would be Reese's decision, and Roxana can't support that.

Reese and Roxana's relationship starts to fray. Reese loves Gunnar, and she had two of his children (even accidentally). She loves them more than anything. She's finally safe (relatively) and happy/relieved, but Roxana can't accept that.

Roxana loves Kelley, and she has affection for the twins, but she can't support this family. She can't support the wolves. She doesn't like how Gunnar swept into their lives like he was meant to be there.

She doesn't understand the wolf mating bond. So the moment Gunnar and Reese met, it was like they always knew each other. He slotted into her life without a discussion. Roxana can't understand that, so it put her on edge to watch her independent, tough, closed-off sister let him in so quickly, let him around Kelley immediately.

She doesn't like Gunnar at all. He's so confident in himself and his decisions, and he doesn't apologize for being there, for the mating bond, or for taking his rightful place in the household. The minute he saw Reese, he knew she and Kelley were his.

Because Roxana can't stand him, she has a hard time bonding to his children. She thinks twins cemented his place in Reese's life (she thinks the mating bond is a manipulation), and Roxana hates that he trapped Reese into this life before that manipulation wore off.

None of them know that Reese and Gunnar's daughter, Juneau, is like Roxana. They both have the recessive werewolf gene. Neither one of them will ever turn into a wolf, but they can pass it down to their children. Roxana won't learn that she's a recessive wolf until Gunnar tells Reese about Juneau.

Roxana will likely bond with Juneau once they discover that, but right now she feels like they're Gunnar's children more than they are her niece and nephew, more even than they are Reese's children. She feels like Gunnar worked his way into the family and acts like Reese and Kelley belong to him. She'll never understand that on a biological, magical level, they do belong to him. And he belongs to them.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Ok great natural biological processes are human rights then or at least something that apparently has to be allowed to happen completely? You know that "response to stimuli" is also a natural biological process right? Which covers pretty much any modern abortion method.

Why do I get all the anons who can't think?

Ok, let's try this again.

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right. Basic human rights are things that you have from conception*. They cannot be given to you or sold to you. You have them just by virtue of being a human. If something that requires the labor of others is forcibly taken without compensation, then the people providing that labor are slaves. Since freedom from slavery is a human right, nothing that requires slavery in order for it to be free can be a human right. Which means that food, healthcare, water, energy, etc are not human rights in and of themselves. Access to those things? Sure. For some at least. No one has the right to hold you down and keep you from eating food you own. No one has the right to tell you you can't go to the doctor even if you're willing to pay. With me so far?

Good. Let's move on.

A natural biological process is not forced labor. Your heart just beats. Your food just gets digested. Your respiratory system delivers air to the parts of your body that needs it. And yes, if you get pregnant, a baby grows inside you. There is no such thing as a right to not go through uncomfortable bodily processes. You can't report your stomach to the cops when you throw up even though that's an uncomfortable way your body does exactly what it's supposed to do. That's not a violation of human rights even though you don't want to do it and it's unpleasant to go through. Okay? Still with me?

Pregnancy, however, is a little different. Not because it's not a natural biological process, but because reproduction the only natural biological process that directly creates life. Life begins at conception. That's not a religious belief, that's biological fact. The moment that life forms, it is human. That means it has all the same rights you do. Including the right to life. Which means you can't kill it just because you don't want to gain weight, or because you can't afford to raise a baby, or because you don't want to stop drinking, or any other reason. That baby, whether it's a "clump of cells" that are just starting to divide, or already on its way out the womb, is a human being with rights. Rights that it has because it's an individual human life. Your heart has no rights. Your hands have no rights. Your womb has no rights. You have rights. Other humans have rights.

Is that clear enough for you?

*EDIT: Originally typed "from birth" by accident since it's such a commonly used phrase. But it's definitely the wrong phrase to use here.

[bexduri]

hellooo there!! anth's (26, he/him, est) in your area! i'm really excited to be here and to introduce you to a muse who's really near to my heart, park duri(he/him, '03)! he's essentially a recreation of one of my most beloved muses, specially catered to this verse! i hope you all grow to love him as much as i love him! here you can find his about, here you can take a look at his pinterest, and here you can find some plots! without furtherado, let's get into park duri! if you'd like to plot, please like this post or feel free to im me!

i would just like to give a quick heads up that there is some triggers under the cut (and on duri's about page), these include car accident, parental death, ptsd, and injury! they're tagged accordingly, just in case you'd like to skip!

born on christmas day in 2003 in seoul to two young parents, who were still in college at the time of duri's birth.

this meant that he spent a lot of time with his family members, like grandparents, and that of the such. duri became really family oriented from a young age because of this - he's always been pretty close to his family.

duri's parents kept going back and forth on names that they wanted to name duri at the time, and it was taking them a bit. however, when aeji's friends had visited her in the hospital to see the baby, they made mention of him being the perfect combination of the both of them. so, her friends suggested naming him duri (두리) meaning two. these friends still check in on duri from time to time, and he's friends with their kids, even though he is older.

when duri is four, his parents get their dream jobs, and they're finally able to live in a better apartment, and they kind of move to more of a fancy apartment, thanks to the jobs the two took on.

CAR ACCIDENT TW, PARENTAL DEATH TW // however, life took a turn for the worst when duri is six years old, and a car accident occurs, with him in the back seat. both of his parents pass from the accident, leaving duri the sole survivor, being pulled from the accident by bystanders. // END TW.

INJURY TW // he injured his leg pretty badly in the accident, causing him to be in a cast. later having to get physical therapy to get it back to the proper leg! he tends to suffer from a pain flare up in his right leg every now and then, but he usually just pushes through it - tending to hide it from those around him in someway because he doesn't want them to worry // END TW.

his uncle, hojoon, and his aunt, mihi, take over guardianship of duri. his uncle and aunt own a café, living in the two floor apartment above their successful café, in hongdae, mapo-gu, seoul.

PTSD, GRIEF TW // duri developed ptsd from the car accident, causing him these intense nightmares every now and then. sometimes even the sounds of smashing glass would cause him to have a ptsd episode. he would ultimately end up going to a therapist and grief counselor to help him. sometimes, he still struggles with his mental health and nightmares, but it's under control. // END TW.

other health is duri having an alcohol allergy. meaning he tends to have a terrible time with most foods, but will tend to pop allergy medication when he wants tteokbokki.

at some point, duri got really into music and singing. he would often sing a lot, run around singing, sing to himself, and all that type of stuff. his uncle and aunt picked up on it, but it wasn't until duri came to them that they put effort into getting him into music classes, most importantly vocal classes to really help him cultivate the vocals he was truly blessed with.

always did really well in school, got high marks. was often the class president/class representative because he was friends with everyone. a lot of people would tend to use that to their advantage though.

definitely got picked on too, though, due to being "so happy" and "so nice" all the time. also because sometimes he wouldn't eat in the cafeteria and would find somewhere to eat himself when his mental health would be making him feel kinda overwhelmed. this is something that he'll still do and that's probably when you know duri isn't feeling the best.

spent a lot of his time doing vocal classes and things of that nature, he never attended an after school academy - instead, he taught academics to himself in some kind of way. kind of just studied really hard, just so he didn't need it.

won a lot of talent/singing shows around seoul as a teenager, became rather known in that circle, especially for his voice.

he went on a variety show as a teenager as well, a singing show (think something like fantastic duo, the sistar episode lives in my head), that gathered himself some attention.

after the talent/singing shows and that variety show, he would often get casted by talent scouts. but, he always thought he was being scammed so he turned them down.

he has a youtube channel that he tends to upload to every now and then, maybe you could call him a youtuber, duri might not. but, he tends to upload song covers to that channel, as well as some of the vocal/talent competitions he's taken part of around seoul. check out duri's record shop on youtube!

he's known for his beastly vocals.

he really loves to sing, essentially does it pretty often, and is known to sing to himself whenever he's doing a task.

he attended yonsei university for like six months, but it just wasn't for him at all, so he ended up dropping out.

as a teenager, he gained two certifications - one in vocal training, as he got super into it throughout all the years that he's been in vocal classes himself and really studied, so he took the test! also attended barista school at night and got his certification in that, simply so he can help out at his uncle and aunt's café.

currently, duri works as a barista at his uncle and aunt's café! this is temporary, simply because he's trying to chase his dreams of becoming an idol. he uploads to his youtube channel every now and again, as well, especially because he has some more time.

duri can easily be described as bright, bubbly, happy, and sweet in a way; he's almost sickly sweet, bright, bubbly, and happy. he challenges the sun in that way and it's like sunshine follows behind him when he walks.

tends to hide his sadness and gloom because it's something that he feels from time to time, thanks to his mental health; but, he never wants to burden anyone with it, so he kind of just buries it in someway. perhaps, there's someway that you're able to tell that he's sad when you're close to him, but otherwise, he hides it.

there's not one mean bone in his body; who knows how that's possible, but duri doesn't know what that means!

i've always said if duri wasn't smart, he'd definitely be a himbo. he holds the himbo energy, 100%.

heart is too big for his chest really, he's someone who's also super caring and will always care about someone. tends to put others' before himself.

he can usually be seen with a big smile upon his lips. he's truly just always smiling.

honestly he's kind of just like a puppy, he's a soft boy in a harsh world, kind of scared of the world sometimes. he's a really big dreamer, believes in the stars, very into y2k stuff (lots of his wardrobe is y2k inspired.) likes big sweaters. really likes books, has a collection of books. loves plushies, has a collection of those as well. big foodie, big on cooking as well. can make a mean latte. he really likes "cozy" video games, such as stardew valley, animal crossing, disney dreamlight valley, house flipper, you see the theme!

he's not a big fan of cars or small spaces. elevators are something he's not a fan of, but he takes them because he usually just has to. at this point, duri just closes his eyes, stands in the back, and sings quietly to himself, pretending he was somewhere else. keeps his eyes closed until he's off the elevator - it's honestly a sight to see.

duri lives in the apartment next to his uncle's and aunt's apartment that's above the café, just so he has his own space and they thought it would be good to give duri his own space, esp so he can hang out with friends and such in his apartment. duri is still often in their apartment because he tends to cook dinner for them. half the time he's not entirely sure what to do with his own space, but you know.

he's very big, super gay! just very very gay, and we love that for him.

he's a big, big fan of cherish and nana. has definitely gone to a few different cherish and nana concerts over the year. also really likes ri5e/ris3, lightspeed, starlie, and a.maze.

really hopes he gets the chance to be a trainee and debut as an idol (main vocalist), it's his biggest dream and he's working really hard towards it! ♡

[vigilantebullshit]

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻.

repost, don’t reblog.

BASICS.

full name. jessica veronica campbell jones-cage nickname. jess gender. female height. 5'7″. age. 34 zodiac. girl, idk lol spoken languages. english, scattered phrases in various languages she's heard in her neighborhood but doesn't know any other languages fluently.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

hair color. black. eye color. dark brown skin tone. fair / cool-toned. accent. though, she's grown up in new york her whole life. her parents themselves aren't from new york and she herself never adopted any type of specific accent that would be recognizable as coming from a specific region. her and her brother watched a lot of tv growing up and they would mess around and talk in transatlantic accents. plus, one of the things jessica's good at is doing accents altogether. it's part of her skillset when she needs to briefly do any undercover work on a case or when adopting a persona over the phone. some of the things she does say in everyday language is influenced by various accents in her area. ( this answered everything and nothing at the same time ).   voice. i think krysten's voice in the series is perfect for how jessica would talk. it's very deadpan, an exhausted quality to it. like, she always sounds fed up or tired. she doesn't have a deep voice per say, but it's not high-pitched either. dominant hand. right. posture. she's often hunched over at her desk when she's working but that's because her posture relaxes as she sits ( and she's likely drinking as she works too ). when she's walking her body is actually pretty straight, not ramrod straight but not slouched either. tattoos. none so far, but i wonder if she's gotten any and then they've just healed over. birthmarks. she has a scattering of moles on her back and across her stomach, but nothing in the way of other notable birthmarks. most noticeable feature(s). the thing people take most note about is how slender she is and lacking any major muscle definition considering her abilities. her skin is clear and blemishless. because she ages slower, she looks like she's in her late 20's but she's approaching her mid 30's.

CHILDHOOD.

place of birth. someplace in connecticut ( her parents were on vacation before their first baby and her mom ended up going into labor there ) birth weight. 8lbs. 1 oz. birth height. 18 inches. manner of birth. natural. first words. dada siblings. 1 brother ( younger ), phillip ( deceased ) parents. david and anita campbell ( biological, deceased ), brian and alisa jones ( adoptive ) parental involvement. up until the accident, the campbell's were the typical suburban family, nuclear household family. she was closer to her dad than her mom but that started evening out as she got older and she bonded with her mom more. however, after their deaths and she was brought in by the jones', as much as they tried to bond with her, she never really became close to them. brian and alisa provided for her basic needs well but struggled to be there for her emotionally. her and alisa often argued while brian would try to keep peace within the household. despite this, jessica does appreciate what they have provided for her. but is by no means very close to either of them.

ADULT LIFE.

occupation. private investigator current residence. harlem, ny but splits time between there and her office in hell's kitchen when a case is running longer. close friends. ( including all canon relationships in both series and comics ), trish walker, carol danvers, malcolm ducasse, matthew murdock, danny rand ( by extension of luke ). relationship status. married to luke cage. driver’s license. yes, expired. criminal record. obstruction of justice, aggravated assault, trespassing are the main ones. vices. alcohol ( has slowed down since motherhood ), smoking (previously, has since quit ).

SEX & ROMANCE.

sexual orientation. hetero. romantic orientation. hetero. turn ons.  jess likes someone who can keep up with her wit and sarcasm. often taken in by people who have a tough exterior but are soft at the center. turn offs. controlling and manipulative behavior, overly righteous, constantly nitpicky. love language. words of affirmation relationship tendencies. jess can sometimes self-sabotage relationships when she feels it's getting too real. or she'll frame the relationship as them just seeing each other casually even when it's obviously more committed than that. within that, struggling to be open with how she feels. but when she is in a committed relationship, she's constantly thinking of what's the best move for them as a collective whole / as a unit / as a family.

MISCELLANEOUS.

character’s theme song. come as you are - nirvana ( ikik, but cmon ), she's a rebel ( green day ) hobbies to pass time. people watching (lmao, but honestly she kinda does), reading, listening to podcasts / autobiographies about how bands were formed etc, playing bass. mental illnesses. depression, anxiety, ptsd. fears. loss of control over herself, losing her family / them being taken control of. self-confidence level. it really does fluctuate. appearance wise, she knows she's hot / attractive, and confident in how she presents herself. other than that, she struggles with seeing herself as a decent person and makes choices that reflect that often. vulnerabilities. that occasionally, she gives a damn.

tagged by: stole it ksflksf tagging: this is a lot so anyone who wants to !

[hubertducck]

It really was nice doing this little project with his brother. Not only was this a great distraction from everything else that has happened lately, but the eldest of the two has also came to realize that this was the first time in a while where both he and Louie did something like this together. Granted, ever since the accident, the two of them has been sticking to one another more than usual, especially with both of them harboring their own respective feelings towards Dewey and even Webby, so it wasn’t as if they hadn’t spent any time together until this very moment. However, this was the first time where the both of them seemed to be hanging out with some kind of peace and calmness surrounding them. Maybe because of the fact that they were both purposely ignoring bringing up the bombing issue at large outside of the oldest former statement of building this birdhouse being helpful at distracting him, but Huey truly had to admit, he found this sudden quality time with Louie really nice. Very enjoyable even, despite his youngest brother’s refusal to help him actually build the birdhouse, but at least it would end up looking very pretty once they were finished. Maybe they should do something like this again sometime soon.

Using his hammer to put the two new pieces together, Huey snorted. Of course Louie would want to know if his Christmas gift had been the best among all the ones he got. And truthfully, he couldn’t even say it wasn’t, Louie’s gift had been one of, if not, was the best gift he received. “It was.” The oldest admitted, letting go of the hammer in order to reach for the screwdriver. Placing the nail where it needed to be, Huey twisted the screwdriver against it as an amused smile now made it’s way onto his face. It’s actually kind of funny how since all three of them were kids, both he and Dewey would clam that Louie was the ‘evil triplet’ among the three of them and their youngest brother wouldn’t even deny it. Yet, despite how things may seem, the truth was that Louie was anything but evil— he was the softest one between them. Case and point, no matter how money hungry and greedy his brother may get whenever it came to money, one things for sure is that Louie would never miss the chance to splurge on him or any of their siblings. Although, it didn’t go unnoticed by Huey how gracious Louie was towards Dewey and Webby this past Christmas, not that he could even blame him. Still, the high-definition and extremely expensive telescope that his baby brother had gifted him this year was a total surprise for him, but one he would definitely cherish for years to come. “Then again, you didn’t have to drop that much money on a telescope for me, you know? I would've been okay if you had bought me a regular telescope instead. But I won’t lie, your gift did top all the rest, including this one.” Huey held out one of the random pieces of the birdhouse before grinning. "Kind of puts my own gift for you to shame though."

Louie echoed his brother’s laugh with a quiet chuckle at the mental image of Scrooge offering a pile of scrap to build with rather than the ready-made birdhouse kit—it was funny because it was true, the idea really not being too far-fetched for their great uncle’s character. The Duck boys would never forget the old man giving them nothing but a bag of marbles to play with the first time they met him—a bag of marbles they weren’t even allowed to keep at the end of the day—let alone the other inexpensive gifts he’d gotten them for every birthday and holiday since. For the richest man in the world, he was a true cheap-ass bastard. Louie took after him in some ways, being just as money-loving, but he prided himself in being more generous with his earnings...Although Uncle Scrooge might consider him to be careless with money, always spending more than he saved, Louie felt like the whole point of having money was to use it, not to hoard it. The way they’d grown up, he never wanted to see his family lacking anything again. From the beginning of his original arrangement with Davis he’d started treating his siblings to nice meals and random gifts; it was a way to show his love without having to say it. Though he’d naturally stopped giving Dewey and Webby anything after the incident in September, and even now they were only on the shakiest foundation of partially-rebuilt bridges crossing the chasm that had opened between them. They had gotten rather Scrooge-ish gifts from Louie this Christmas, unlike his favorite brother.

“But mine is still the best gift, right?” he asked, not-at-all-subtly prompting Huey for praise about the present he’d gotten him: a super-fancy, super-expensive telescope. He could probably see life on other planets with that monster. Maybe the moon was a better place to live. More peaceful. Louie mixed colors on the palette until he reached his favorite shade of mint green, perfect for grass or flower stems. A nice shade of red for the petals would be next, one that was bright but still soft, not glaring. Huey was right about this being a good distraction from everything else; it was why he had been drawing so much since his injury. Not only because he couldn’t go anywhere or do much else for a long time while recovering, but because art quieted his mind for a while and gave him something else to focus on.

[myszumizu]

Hello I saw that your box was open and would like to request a either noctyx or luxiem accidental relationship reveal.

Where reader or the members accidentally reveal their relationship on stream. I like the cute reactions of the boys getting flustered or shocked.

Hope you like it

THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING <33 , and thank you guys for the support on my last post!! I CANT BELIEVE THERE WAS OVER A HUNDRED LIKES! THANK YOUUUUU!

gn!reader, fluff

HOW NOCTYX WOULD ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL YOUR RELATIONSHIP

ALBAN

. it just slipped out

. while alban tries his absolute best to keep your relationship hidden, he would eventually let the cat out of the bag

. happens when y’all were doing a collab

. probably when playing minecraft

. it was nighttime and you two were still out doing whatever

. you came into contact with a zombie and because you had just respawned, you did not have any of your loot and could not defend yourself

. “ALBAN, HELP! THERE’S AN UGLY ZOMBIE HITTING MEEEE!”

. “OMG, BABE! NOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU KILL MY LOVE!”

. yeah, you died

. and alban just revealed your relationship

. double fucked

. chat goes wild and the mods are panicking behind screen

. “alban you idiot.”

. “eh? what?”

. “YOU JUST REVEALED OUR RELATIONSHIP!”

. after a bit of processing, alban goes “OH SHIT.”

. he panics and gets all red-faced

. cue you hitting alban with your fists

. but it all turned out alright

. now alban can call you babe whenever he wants

. that’s a win i guess

FULGUR

. the moment y’all got together, he would have already dropped hints about your relationship

. acts like you two are a married couple 24/7

. chat asks a lot if you two are together but fulgur always gives an ambiguous answer

. but one fateful day, the truth is revealed

. you were over at fulgur’s house just to chill

. he had a stream scheduled

. while he was streaming, you were in the background on your phone

. suddenly, you had to get up to go get something

. as you were walking, you accidentally tripped and fell with a thud

. obviously, this alerted your boyfriend and he instinctively turned to find you on the ground, groaning in pain

. without hesitation, he goes, “oh god baby are you alright?”

. to which you replied, “yeah yeah i’m fine.”

. right after you said that, you realised what you’ve just done

. chat heard your voice and within seconds, the entire chat is flooded with comments

. “oh fuck, you’re streaming fulgur.”

. “shoot.”

. tries to change the topic but fails miserably because he’s so flustered

. the suspicions were confirmed

. [name] x fulgur is real

. “hehe, sorry [name] but now everyone knows you’re mine.”

. oh fulgur, they knew LONG ago

SONNY

. now, chat doesn’t suspect that you two are “together together”

. but they do suspect that there is some hidden feelings going on behind that screen

. i think how sonny would reveal your relationship would be by pure accident

. sonny was about to begin a stream

. however, he left his mic unmuted

. a very common mistake made by many streamers

. you just so happened to be at his house

. and you were also unaware of the fact that sonny had left his mic unmuted

. you were bringing food and water to sonny before his stream started

. “handsome taichou, here’s your food.”

. “ah, thank you love.”

. chat instantly recognises your voice

. chat overload

. at this point, you guys were still oblivious to everything happening

. “[name], can you give me a quick kiss before i officially start the stream?”

. obviously you give him the kiss

. when sonny started the stream, he was puzzled as to why the chat was so active

. after reading through the comments, he mentally facepalmed

. “[n-name], i left my mic unmuted. chat heard everything.”

. well, now you don’t have anything to hide

. good job sonny

UKI

. definitely reveals it when y’all stream

. okay so, most, if not all, of the nijisanji en members (professor included hehe) would have already known about your relationship

. you were doing another among us mega-collab and you were the imposter along with elira and reimu

. the only imposter left was you and you had already killed someone else, meaning you only had to eliminate one other person in order for you to win

. you had been following uki around for quite some time, waiting for the cooldown

. when it finally cooldowned, you went straight for the kill

. the game ends and all of you come together again

. uki is malding

. “[NAME], FUCK YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? IM YOUR BOYFRIEND! HOW COULD YOU, YOU CHEATER!”

. everyone goes dead silent

. “oh wait shit. nononononono.”

. “uki…”

. suddenly, everyone bursts out laughing, leaving a stunned you and an embarrassed uki

. after a few seconds, both you and uki regain your composure

. “okay [name], now that EVERYONE knows, can we fu-“

. “uki.”

. of course we can uki

YUGO

. his would be a very unique case

. at least i think it’s unique

. yugo was busy composing yet another song that was inspired by you

. now, he was writing the lyrics based off what he felt

. he was streaming this as well and didn’t notice that the lyrics he wrote was basically telling the tales about your relationship

. the lyrics were very genuine

. no names were mentioned until something unexpected happened

. “ah thank you for the superchat! ‘i really like the lyrics to this song! was there any inspirations?’ [name] of course! this was all about them!”

. yugo was so excited to talk about you he didn’t process what he said

. he continued to talk before finally realising that he had just revealed your relationship

. his eyes widened and he immediately went, “WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!”

. too late yugo, chat already knows

. “AHH [NAME], IM SORRYYYY!”

. you were already in chat and took in a deep sigh

. you joined the call and hear a sniffling yugo

. “it’s okay yugo, now we don’t have anything to hide.”

. yeah it’s alright yugo

. now chat knows how much you love [name]