#I was crying laughing

[a2zillustration]

Got hit with the Emperor Hits On You into Mizora Has Something To Say combo

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[writertyozzie123]

Dndads tumblr I feel the need to unleash this monstrosity on you, you're welcome:

[kaiscumsock]

evan peters in the asylum bts video 🫶

[savvylittlecoxswain]

I was taking a look at the description of items in the Robert G. Moch collection on the Archive West website and I am once again reminded of just how charismatic and nonchalant Bobby Moch is.

In the collection is a photo titled "Group portraits on driveway during social gathering," estimated to have been taken sometime between 1985 and 1989 at one of the frequent social gatherings of the boys and their families.

On the back of this photograph, Bobby had written the following:

I did not pass out!!

I get that he would have been more than 71 years old at the time the picture was taken, but I just can't help but picture Bobby passing out regularly throughout his life and being totally chill about it.

Like I can totally see movie!Ulbrickson and Bolles both have a heart attack every time it happens. Still, Bobby finds the whole situation both annoying af because of the attention but also lowkey hilarious because of how frazzled the coaches get over him. The first time it happens in front of his boys which happens to not be at a practice? Literally absolute chaos because they take him to the university's medical ward, which freaks Bobby out when he comes to, and thus freaks the boys out.

Ulbrickson scraps the agenda for their next practice and they spend the entirety of it being taught what to do when there is a medical emergency. And Bobby is grumpy because the "hypothetical' situations they're covering are clearly for him.

[stiffyck]

the bit at the end where im standing still is me laughing like a dumbass btw

[xxxsugarcyanidexxx]

"Honey, I'm homeee~! Oh, c'mon, I had to do that at least *once!*

Or, would you prefer,

*HoNeY. You gotta BIG storm CoMiN-*"

-guy

[kit-fell-in-a-well]

I work overnights now, and this one coworker dead-ass looked at me at 2:15 in the fucking morning went, "it's time to lock in, HEY SIRI PLAY THE MARIO KART 8 SOUNDTRACK!"

[slash-aaa]

this is what you're missing by not watching d.imension 20 btw

[liamguey]

A LYRICAL MASTERPIECE BY LIAM PAYNE

[lesbianwyllravengard]

How my little brother shows he cares about me when he hears there's an armed intruder on campus

[lesbian-stu-macher]

no one:

me ever since i watched scream vi: WHO THE FUCK IS PAUL

[austenmarie]

Last night's Gartic Phone with friends.

[moss-flesh]

my save files for baldurs gate is just a document recording my unraveling psyche over time

[plasticsnake414]

LOONEY TOONS NONSENSE HELP

[spikedru]

(twitter)

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”