#I was 14 guys
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
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“average person has 3 snakes in them” factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has zero snakes in them. Snakes Tony-
#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#tmagp 14#anthony walker#<- i think that’s the snake guy’s name?
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Simon who's an attention whore. You cooking? So he's clinging on to your neck, grabbing away that spatula and kissing you giddy. You on work ? So he's leaning against the wall, brooding and whining and mewing. You out with your friends? He's sending that Little scratch he got, captioned with, “need kissies now”, he lowkey wants your fuckin' attention all the damn time and he's so shameless about it.
#RAMBLING!!!!!!#but he's a bbg and you can't tell me otherwise#I don't know he's like always wanting your eyes on him#he's trying so so so hard#Simon doesn't care if you're married for 9 years he's like that 14 year old guy who's listening to your music to impress#he's that guy !!! he's like “You see that idiot ? he doesn't deserve you.” while you roll your eyes and mutter#Simon we married shut up#cod simon ghost riley#ghost call of duty#call of duty#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost fluff#simon ghost x you#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost smut#simon my beloved#folkloregurl fics🪩
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i hate them so much
#holy shit it's late i lost track of time#bonus points to whoever translates the totally not code on the neck chain#anyways they've been on the mind i fear i won't be over this soon#they're so awful for each other i'll take 14 of them right now#also decided to try my hand at a human bill#think he looks neat#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#s0up1tart#guys you can reblog this with fun tags don't worry this is a safe space
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On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them
But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious
#Superboy does not have a name and his ass is constantly getting groomed like Clark please take a more active role in his life#And all of these guys need a healthy interaction with their respective legacies that does not involve heroing#Take them out for lunch! Play a video game with them! Let them be a kid around you without getting criticized!#Red Tornado had barely reconnected with his own humanity and he’s taken a more active role in being like they are safe happy and learning#compared to the people who literally are the reason they exist in the first place#and is the only one who seems to recognize their potential and ability as a team! and he wants others to know that!#and it’s kind of heartbreaking because the JLA should be paying attention to them and noticing how they succeed and instead just show up#at the worst possible time and take things out of context and criticize them and bestie I bet you they are a lot better of a hero#than *you* were at 14-16 because they actually are going out and making a difference and saving people#but the ones who should support them the most are barely there for them at all#someone give these kids healthy and appropriate emotional support I am begging you#yj#young just us#young justice#yj98#bart allen#tim drake#kon el#conner kent#superboy#robin#dc impulse#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#cissie king jones#arrowette#greta hayes#slobo dc#empress#anita fite
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happy (very late) birthday empires smp!!
(this ended up taking thirty hours and forty minutes)
close ups and alternate versions below!
#GUYS IM FREE#okay some more stats#14 layers used (multiple hidden)#45154 strokes made and a 1.27793 mb size file#i’m so proud of this i really hope y’all like it#mcyt#mcyt fanart#art#fanart#empires smp#empires smp fanart#ldshadowlady fanart#smallishbeans fanart#katherine elizabeth fanart#shubble fanart#solidairty fanart#smajor fanart#geminitay fanart#fwhip fanart#mythicalsausage fanart#pearlesentmoon fanart#joey graceffa fanart#pixlriffs fanart#xornoth fanart#shipping#ship art#empiresshipping#flower husbands fanart#jizzie fanart#nature wives fanart
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Me, a first time FFXIV player: I'm really interested in that Emet Selch guy; just based on design, i think he'll be my fave :D
Haurchefant: *hits me with a semi truck*
#Final Fantasy XIV#final fantasy 14#FFXIV#FF14#haurchefant greystone#tinydraws#unfortunately he found my weakness: just being really unabashedly nice to me in a place where everyone hates me#and hot choccy of course#i'm still not at the point where i like the chibi designs i make but i think this lil guy turned out very cute
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chara deserves a hug so bad (twin runes by @akanemnon you guys should go check it out)
#i love them. so much#“you guys” as in my like. 13 followers#side note. ive noticed ive started replacing “guys” with saying “chat” and its a bit worrying#blaming this on the regt server. love yall#twin runes#utdr#undertale#deltarune#ut#dr#chara#chara dreemurr#undertale fanart#undertale art#fanart#art#koro art#twin runes fanart#edit: correction! its 14 followers
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DOCTOR WHO — ROGUE (S40E06)
#dw#doctor who#ncuti gatwa#14th doctor#dwedit#tvedit#doctorwhoedit#scifiedit#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers#i really dont care for this rogue guy this is about 14 being a slütte
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"Hey girlie! Wanna hear me play Wonderwall?"
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#genshin#genshin concert#genshin concert 2023#electric guitar#fatui harbinger#real question tho is would he play you wonderwall#I'll be frank I don't even know if you caN play Wonderwall on a guitar#Anyway I love Childe he is just a silly guy#yes he almost murdered half of Liyue but we all make mistakes !!!#also this is chibi number 12 out of 14 IM ALMOST THERE WHAATTT
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Dream is a total wanker, and I don't even want to mention him on my blog really, but I honestly could never fucking forget the "WHY has GRIAN, who in my opinion is not great at PvP, killed me at least 8 times in PVP games, yet I have NEVER finished ahead of him in buildmart". Still the funniest fucking shit ever
#he sucks so bad but he is also such a fucking clown#i do not know how anyone can take this guy seriously. he's like a 14 year old fr but hes like 24 i think#the buildmart rant will forever be engraved in my brain. WHY did GRI-#shitpost#idk i should probably tag for like dream mention#cw dream#yea
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hello. can you please draw soldier eating a burger thank you.
#went into the tf2 soldier tag for references and found like 14 other drawings of this mf#i feel like ive just been askboxed by the wonderbread guy but more wholesome#also i unironically referenced the video of jerma eating a burger for this one#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 soldier#askbox#my art
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Let the revenge games begin.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie huaisang#He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it.#The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries.#The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!!#Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself.#JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene.#Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger.#I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy.#And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence.#If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident.#Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''.#NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5.#My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.
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I DONT FOLLOW THIS FANDON WJAY HAPPENED
our butler(/guide to being an agent/best friend who bakes us special cookies and helps us run our cafe and encourages us no matter what because he loves our dad us) got sucked into a DREAMWORLD and had his spirits CRUSHED and he turned into a CRYSTALLY CHAMELEON MONSTER and we had to go through a spiritual journey and talk to the spirit of our DAD so we could POWER OF FRIENDSHIP him back!!!! (and some other stuff happened but what matters is that LEON WAS OKAY)
now he has a different-colored eye and a gentlemanly little face tattoo and...maybe other secrets that we'll find out later?!
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#ride kamens episode 14 spoilers#tongue#sorry i gotta get all this out before twst eats my brain again tomorrow#look i like the other characters a lot but leon is our special little guy#he acts all cheerful and silly and he does funny little voices and takes care of us and wants us to grow into our role#but secretly he also has a big guilty complex because he feels like he should have been able to save our dad and oh no wait#OH NO I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC CHARACTER TYPE#oh my god i bet lilia also ate a rock once
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Some of my fav older destiny doodles I love destiny so much some of theses are from 22
#destiny the game#destiny 2#destiny art#destiny oc#destiny#eliksni#mithrax#destiny o14#saint 14#osiris destiny#destiny eido#doodle#my art#artists on tumblr#destiny fanart#I love destiny 2 so much guys
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Ah fuck it- John Malevolent
#graedari doodles#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent john#john malevolent#idk how to tag him im only on episode 14#digital art#ipad#apple pen#procreate#im normal about the little creature guy#is the little creature guy also Thr Detroyer of Worlds™️?#yes but hes just a little eyeball babey#arthur lesters seeing eyedog if you will#im really enjoying the podcast so far#i will catch up on it eventually#made it through 10 episodes in 2 days do yknow#anyways hope you all see the vision#graedari loves queue
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