#I was 14 guys
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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hawstar · 8 months ago
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“average person has 3 snakes in them” factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has zero snakes in them. Snakes Tony-
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skyrigel · 4 months ago
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Simon who's an attention whore. You cooking? So he's clinging on to your neck, grabbing away that spatula and kissing you giddy. You on work ? So he's leaning against the wall, brooding and whining and mewing. You out with your friends? He's sending that Little scratch he got, captioned with, “need kissies now”, he lowkey wants your fuckin' attention all the damn time and he's so shameless about it.
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s0up1ta · 5 months ago
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i hate them so much
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ravenpureforever · 5 months ago
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On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them
But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious
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actualori · 6 months ago
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happy (very late) birthday empires smp!!
(this ended up taking thirty hours and forty minutes)
close ups and alternate versions below!
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Me, a first time FFXIV player: I'm really interested in that Emet Selch guy; just based on design, i think he'll be my fave :D
Haurchefant: *hits me with a semi truck*
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korolation · 7 months ago
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chara deserves a hug so bad (twin runes by @akanemnon you guys should go check it out)
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mndvx · 7 months ago
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DOCTOR WHO — ROGUE (S40E06)
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tamorii · 1 year ago
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"Hey girlie! Wanna hear me play Wonderwall?"
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jestroer · 9 months ago
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Dream is a total wanker, and I don't even want to mention him on my blog really, but I honestly could never fucking forget the "WHY has GRIAN, who in my opinion is not great at PvP, killed me at least 8 times in PVP games, yet I have NEVER finished ahead of him in buildmart". Still the funniest fucking shit ever
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dragonroilz · 1 year ago
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hello. can you please draw soldier eating a burger thank you.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Let the revenge games begin.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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egophiliac · 6 months ago
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I DONT FOLLOW THIS FANDON WJAY HAPPENED
our butler(/guide to being an agent/best friend who bakes us special cookies and helps us run our cafe and encourages us no matter what because he loves our dad us) got sucked into a DREAMWORLD and had his spirits CRUSHED and he turned into a CRYSTALLY CHAMELEON MONSTER and we had to go through a spiritual journey and talk to the spirit of our DAD so we could POWER OF FRIENDSHIP him back!!!! (and some other stuff happened but what matters is that LEON WAS OKAY)
now he has a different-colored eye and a gentlemanly little face tattoo and...maybe other secrets that we'll find out later?!
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depressoexpo · 26 days ago
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Some of my fav older destiny doodles I love destiny so much some of theses are from 22
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graedari · 3 months ago
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Ah fuck it- John Malevolent
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