#<- i think that’s the snake guy’s name?

[the-conspiracy-board]

Thinking about the Magnus Archives Fears and how I don't think they'd have any success in Night Vale. Just imagine the Fears trying to establish themselves there, and how Night Vale already has them all covered...

- The Eye, that sees and knows everything? You mean like Cecil Palmer, the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, the Sherrif's Secret Police?

- The Buried, that cloying claustrophobia, feeling the weight of all of the earth above you and not being able to flee from it? Well, Night Vale has houses that collapse into sink holes, and giant purple worms that burrow under the ground and emerge in a dust storm, and a miniature city under lane five at the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, so burying as a concept is a little... been there, done that.

- The Slaughter, that sees you mindlessly, erratically destroy everyone and everything? Night Vale got that covered in the Blood Space War, in the fight against that miniature city, in any of countless battles.

- The Web, that plots and spins its own machinations and taunts you with them? You mean the People's Church of the Smiling God, Station Management, government officials, the Labyrinth, whatever Big Rico is up to in that basement?

- The Vast, an endless expanse that you can never escape? Did you mean the Desert Otherworld, Night Vale itself, or looking up into the Mysterious Lights that Flash Overhead While We All Pretend to Sleep?

- The Stranger.... also known as anyone the town chases away with cries of 'Interloper', or the Appalachian Tracker (who's really just a super racist white guy in a Native American headress who speaks in Russian), or the Man in the Tan Jacket, or the Man Who is Not Tall and his companion, the Man Who is Not Small?

- The Spiral and all it's many Distortions? You mean like the mysterious corporation whose logo is a literal labyrinth, or that house out on the edge of town that leads to the Desert Otherworld, or Khoshekh?

- The Dark... well, that doesn't do a whole lot when there's a void in the Dog Park that people are NOT allowed to go into, when there's an infinite black above that is lit only by the Lights Above the Arby's.

- The Corruption, and it's sicknesses and plagues? Mm, well Night Vale outlawed Wheat and Wheat By-Products when the wheat turned to snakes, and there's a well established plague of Throat Spiders, and every single soul is corrupt in one way or another.

- The Lonely can't really get its legs underneath it when everyone is suspicious of their neighbours, when the Numbers Station is hosted by a woman who doesn't know herself, when Cecil Palmer doesn't remember who he was and all of the things that happened in his past, when the Condos exist as they do, when there are Angels (all named Erika) who DO NOT EXIST and cannot be known.

- The Hunt hasn't got anything to go off when Murder Night in Blood Forest is coming to a town near you, when Kevin and Lauren are popping into town to recruit for their malevolent Smiling God, when the Librarians will eat you if you linger too long.

- The Desolation and how it brings destruction and so much personal loss... well Carlos was trapped in that Desert Other World all that time, and Cecil doesn't remember much of his mother, and time and the fates force lovers to seperate.

- The Flesh will only be celebrated in a town that plays host to Torniquet (the best restaurant in town!) and wears Soft Meat Crowns to celebrate the founding of the town itself, and has Josh who changes their form at will.

- And the End.... well, the end doesn't really exist in Night Vale, not when there's ghosts who drive the taxi's, when Cecil Palmer's predecessor still shares his broadcasts from an Other Place, when death is well established to be a temporary affair.

[hawstar]

“average person has 3 snakes in them” factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has zero snakes in them. Snakes Tony-

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything

had way too much fun with this one hahah

[scadaddletime]

animated snakes. you agree?

[francis-ze-talking-france]

to explain this, i'd have to talk for hours. all i need you to know is snake and apu have dozens of scenes where they're getting freaky, snake and bob were reeeaaal cozy prison bunkmates, and bob and apu have a flirty scene in 'the great louse detective'

i need people ON BOARD

[charlunday]

The hottest couple in the Capitol ✨️🐍

Casting my official vote for who Snow ends up with after Lucy Gray. In my reread of tbosas, him and Clemensia have crazy chemistry, and I think they could definitely trust each other like that.

commissions open!

[solomons-poison]

Forever in love with Yuto Sano's character designs, I love them all so much

Anyway go read "Gokurakugai"

[jennbunni]

I just want everyone to see this lil guy I found on morph market

he’s number 1

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Would you like to see my shitty Hazbin OC drawings with my even shitter picture taking skills? Yes? You would? OKAY THEN

This is Alta, Beatrice (those two are place holder names), and Colette. They're sisters and entertainment overlords (reading/writing, theater, and music) they're also based on speak no evil, hear no evil, and see no evil (yes there is lore behind that). The thing above Alta is her mouth btw). Oh and Colette does not look right at all 😭 she's supposed to have wings covering her eyes instead of a blind fold but I honestly just don't know how to draw wings.

These are my Lilith x Lucifer x Alastor fan kids because it's a slept on ship. Anyway their names are Cyn, Peregrine (Pippin), Dahlia (Dolly), and Estelle. Estelle has a cursed version of herself because I decided I wanted to give her bangs but didn't want to fully draw her again 😭

My girl Abby! She's from my co-parenting au that Yes I do still think about. She's half succubus and half imp.

And these are my cherisnake fan kids Arson! (Ari) and Anarchy! (Annie). They started out as a joke but they have names now so Idk. I'm thinking about giving them another brother named Detonator (Nate). The names are so funny guys I can't. Also the exclamation points are legally part of their names.

[britcision]

On today’s episode of “Ryoko Kui should totally come play dnd with me she’d fit right in at our table” lemme tell you about the bard

Our bard’s a tiefling, with a little fey heritage from his mom’s side and a little aasimar heritage on his mama’s side

All this mechanically means for him is that he’s resistant to radiant rather than fire damage and his Primal Savagery does radiant damage rather than acid damage

Storywise, it’s a little more of a problem because it physically makes him shiny… and per consultation with the rest of the party after 4 years of playing, he now has a mild compulsion effect from the fey side

Cuz when people see him, they want him

How they want him depends on the person, but the party pretty much unanimously looked at this sweet little sunshine child with a DEX modifier of -4 and decided they’d die for him within a couple sessions, which was funny enough it became the effect

(Not only were our edgelords who decided they were gonna be standoffish lone wolves who didn’t bond with anyone not immune, he fucking got them both first before moving on to the others)

He has no control over this effect nor any say on how it affects people, because that wouldn’t be as much fun

It also led to him being kidnapped and kept as a pet for 11 years by Evil Art Forger Tony Stark, because wanting to keep someone does not mean you see them as a person in any way shape or form

(Coincidentally, he was 11 at time of kidnapping)

(No One was pleased to learn that the sweet happy bard also actually does have a tragic backstory)

(They were less pleased to discover that he himself does not believe he has a tragic backstory, he still likes Evil Art Forger Tony Stark and thinks he’s great)

(Wait until they find out it even includes more annihilated towns than theirs we’re at 5/7 party members - almost better numbers than the Dad Box)

So our bard is a bit of a dichotomy; on the one hand, he has Party Mode, which is when Evil Art Forger Tony Stark wanted to show off his pretty shiny little tiefling pet to his evil crime friends

The bard was also promptly adopted by the escort’s guild in-game, so unbeknownst to him until about a week ago he had official membership and status in the most prominent entertainer’s union in the land; this will be functionally useless for everything except border checks and Lying To Authority

(He’s a bard his persuasion was already there)

He’s a well known little escort, all perfect grace and poise and refined manners

On the other hand, he has All Of The Rest Of The Time, when he’s a feral little bastard gremlin who WILL bite anyone he can get his teeth into and will jump off a moving horse with a -4 DEX penalty if he thinks he saw a snake

(His passive perception is 26 and he’s planning to bump it because he doesn’t think I deserve nice things like surprising the party)

Oh, and he doesn’t believe yuan-ti are real snake people because his tiny autistic ass is 10000% hyper-fixated on snakes for not having legs, and there’s a yuan-ti pureblood in the escort union who only pulls the tail out for stabbing purposes

(She’s aware he believes this and has been deliberately not showing him because she thinks it’s funny. She’s right)

All of this brought to you by tonight’s revelation that he’d get along like a fucking house on fire with the Canaries

Mithrun may well be the only person not blood-related to him that’d be immune to his compulsion effect, but far more importantly, Mithrun and Fleki both deserve to just haul off and bite people more and he’d encourage them wholeheartedly

But far more importantly, their interactions would probably go something like this:

Everyone else: oh man I bet that shiny little guy’s not gonna get along with the captain, he’s all bright and cheery and the captain’s gonna ignore him cuz he doesn’t care about anything but dungeons

Virtue and Mithrun in the corner:

Virtue: hey wanna sit for six hours and I can tell you about snakes

Mithrun: sure. I fucked a snake once

Virtue: ………. Okay I lied you’re going first but if they had legs it doesn’t count

Mithrun: nah there were no legs my lover in my dungeon was snake from the waist down. Probably a naga

*detailed monsterfucking explanation likely follows*

[ejaysstuff]

Help I love jinzhas snakes way too much

Also a human ver of the!!! bby!!!!

[ardate]

do you have any song(s) you associate with ann-doreen? or any other characters?

Yeah !! There's two coming to mind with VERY different vibes.

First one I already mentioned offhandedly in the past but. Of fucking course Ann would sing along to Britney Spears - Criminal in her car on her way to work.

Not pasting all the (long) lyrics but this is essentially it - tell me this ain't just perfect. Of course for her this would all be about Snake, and she'd find that very romantic. Even better that this kind of pop is the sort of thing I think she'd be into. So yeah there's definitely a scene of her singing along to this at one point or the other. Disney owns this show they can pay for the royalties I'm sure.

There's another in a much more subdued and kinda bummed vibe, it'd be 'Emily Haines - Rowboat'

Only the very last line of the song doesn't fit (I cropped it out but it makes this about a dead loved one) - but otherwise this song has everything! Her denial, her poverty, and how she keeps making the wrong choices in her quest for love! What more could you possibly want <3

[captain-nohbo]

Sampo feels like the kind of guy to own a snake

[krystaldragonart]

New Krystra WIP

Spending more hours looking for a cool species name for her than the time I drew this silly thing. Idk how does everyone feel about Maned Tundra? No? How about Prismfrost? Taiga Shard? Now that just sounds like a name...

[todayisafridaynight]

me and my sister went to the mall today and we ran into hot topic so fucking fast it was unbelievable. me and my sister are literal opposites when it comes to fashion. she picked pink, pastel shit like she was trying to be all uwu kawaii meanwhile im just standing here with my arms full of emo and goth shit, i legit felt like daigo and masato with all this emo drip i had walked out with. (p.s. they should put yakuza stuff in hot topic if they havent already because i have yet to have any yakuza related things in my room </3 also hot topic is like the only store i will shop at)

im so sorry to say these words to you but reading this reminded me of my immortal

[kakushusband]

Every time I get a reptilian f/o, without fail, I will think of brumation.

It's just so cute and silly to me. Noooo it's too cold to go to work! Seriously. I will literally go into torpor if you make me get out there.