#I want it on my doorstep now
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Real footage of me waiting for the mail people to deliver the seasons of Haven I bought on Amazon
(they need to quit teasing me by saying it’s out for delivery. I need it.) 
#help lmaoo#Haven#havensyfy#Haven tv show#yes this is specifically about Dwight.#Be quiet.#Honestly I am waiting#I am dying over here give me my show please I beg#Please I’m begging for them to hurry up#Quit teasing me by saying it out for delivery#I want it on my doorstep now#not wrestling related
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what if mr sands was scary
(ID in ALT.)
#sso#starshine legacy#star stable online#my art#sso fanart#mr sands#garnok#for the record THERE IS NO COMIC THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL COVER#click here to get a free octopus god delivered right to your doorstep!#idk i just like to imagine that mr sands isnt just a random henchman to garnok but is like a seperated bit of him with a specific function#kind of like if the zooids of a siphonophore could act independently while still being connected to the main body through a mental link#ever since i played ssl for the first time ive thought of sands as just an extension of garnok#and considering that mr sands is the only piece of garnok capable of moving freely the remaining body should act as the 2nd in command#you dont want the one guy who can free you going rogue and falling in love with some earthling and having a child with them now would you
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peacemaker doodles helping me get through art block
#trying to draw hilda stuff but its just not working#so peacemaker for now#the MOMENT i have all the time i could ever want to draw#art block materializes at my doorstep#man#wings of fire#wof#peacemaker wof
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im gonna write a fricking essay you guys. FOR FUN. what has fandom done to me
#kotlc#i wanna write one about keefe but that'll be later. for now i want to write about something that is not talked about to death#sadly it's not something that's heavily debated so i don't get those juicy opposite points of view dropped on my doorstep#well i mean maybe i will#that would be fun#fitz vacker#biana vacker#alden vacker#alvar vacker#della vacker#hey now i have 2 wip fandom essays about the family in power and their trauma cycles#if i had a nickel...
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DOBBY IS FREE 😭😭😭
#i officially changed my job#hooray#i wanted to quit fully but was suddenly offered another position when i already was at the doorsteps with my resignation letter approved#i agreed and now am hired to another department#i consider it an early present for my 29th birthday in the end of month x))#i will be doing completely different stuff#more artistic and less analytical#and i have so many hopes about it#i also received a confirmation from my best friend who agreed to proofread my novel & from the artist i want to work with on illustrations#we'll start to work soon which means i'll publish at least the first part of the novel this year and both not later than 1Q2025#i feel so hopeful for the first time in so many years and#*whispers* i'm so happy#heldig life stories#about myself
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writing who did this to you pt. 2 and i wanna cry about how much season 4 will take from eddie, like. god he’s. he’s just a boy.
#who did this to you#iykyk#i also wanna cry about wayne and how gentle he is#This was always a safe space. Always void of everything terrible. And now there’s a broken boy on his doorstep who’s not Eddie.#<- don’t think about eddie watching chrissy die in his own home in his own safe space in this town who hates him challenge#“But I don’t want a hospital.” Again with that tiny fucking voice. Like there are Monsters hiding under hospital beds.#<- clawing at my own skin actually like. i’m loving this outsider pov dancing a tango on this blurry lines of a reality he’s not part of#okay i won’t keep annoying you with things i just wrote but know im going insane over the subtlety of this POV
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(alone in a room) do you think he knows we can see his hopeless devotion
do you think the entire wizard council can see his hopeless devotion too
[this is an OC]
#original character#my oc#OC#my art#i don't super have a name for him#but for now it's Victor#he's got a pair named Raymond who i still need to design#they're both wizards#see when i first made their story i thought it was just Victor with the hopeless devotion#but NO they BOTH have hopeless devotion#BUT ALSO MISCOMMUNICATION/NO COMMUNICATION AT ALL#so they are both like “i thought this was what you wanted” “no. all i've ever wanted was you” AND DON'T KNOW IT#augh. AUGH#the two of them are/were part of trying to fight the end of the world which is more apocalypse/natural disaster than anything else#but it's a war nonetheless#and Raymond many years ago made a choice to desert the war because of a myriad of reasons and left Victor in it#but!!! gave Victor a compass that would allow for him to find him whenever#but victor kept the distance because he thought that was what raymond wanted AND he didn't want to bring the war to his doorstep#after all these years victor doesn't really think there's anything else to him BUT the war#and Raymond never came back because surely if Victor didn't want to keep the distance he would have joined him. but since victor never did#well.#also!! Raymond knew how much the war effort and the like meant to Victor so he didn't want to make him leave or anything#but victor only cared about the effort because raymond did (not the only reason but yknow)#RRRRRRGRGRGRRHARGAAAAAARRAARRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#anyways#listen to NFWMB by hozier it fits their vibes completely
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ok but why do i lowkey wanna reset my island right now 😶
#when i originally reset i wanted an island layout with resident services and the airport in a corner out of the way#and i wanted rs to be RIGHT by the airport#but thats what's making me want to reset right now because i kinda hate it now 😭#having rs on the airport's doorstep leaves no room for decorating your entrance which kinda sucks#idk. im ordering some amiibos tomorrow and if i can get at least teddy's amiibo i might reset.#i want to finish this island and get an updated dream address before then but after that. hmm!#i can dump all the stuff i want to keep on my niece's island like i did last time so starting out wont be as rough
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one of those crazy girls by paramore except it's gojo
#now when you say you wanna slow down#does that mean you wanna slow dance?#maybe you just want a little extra time to focus on our romance#what do you mean i've got it backwards? you know we're gonna be forever#why are you telling me goodbye? arent you gonna stay the night?#are we really over now? maybe i can change your mind#as soon as you walk out my door i'm gonna call 100 times#i pour my heart out to your voicemal let you know i caught a bus to your side of town#now i'm standing at your doorstep#if you dont answer i'll just use the key i copied 'cause i really need to see you#if you're not here when i break in i'm gonna go through your closet just so i can smell your skin#i know i'll never love again i swear i'll never love again#IT'S SO HIM PLS#✿ thoughts: gojo
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ROONEY SHEPARD (CP2077 AU)
You only feel it when it's lost Gettin' through still has a cost Quietly, it slips through your fingers, love Falling from you drop by drop -Who We Are by Hozier
TEMPLATE by @marivenah
Taglist (Lmk if you want to be added or removed): @sstewyhosseini, @nightbloodbix, @strangefable, @marivenah
#commander rooney shepard#I won't let fear compromise who I am#myedits#v: cyberpunk 2077#hi everybody#dropping this and leaving it on your doorstep lol#just wanted to make something for their AU#hope you guys won't mind me infodumping Rooney's CP2077 lore in the tags#I've been trying to merge ME and CP2077 lore#born in Canada and raised there until they were 16 when their village was wiped out leaving Rooney the sole survivor#they traveled with nomads for a while#ended up in port Seattle and joined the military there#ended up distinguishing themself and fighting in the unification war#they were part of the space force afterwards#until they left the military 1 1/2 years before the end of the game and landed in night city#I kinda wanna include the beginning of ME2 with dying and getting the cybernetics but I haven't figured out that part yet#also I already have a ship for them#but it's definitely not anyone you would think lol#It started out as a what if and uh...it now has a playlist#anyway thank you for listening to my verbal stream#and now I'm off
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Todd is baby, so - Baby Todd
#💟#Doodles#Art#Edgar#Scriabin#Todd#Shmee#Baby Todd AU#These are scribbly and largely unfinished because I had A Lot of ideas and I needed them out of my head as quickly as possible lol#Normally I'd save these for the sketchdump but a) there's too many lol and b) I'm too excited about them#I just wanted to draw cute stuff that's my explanation lol#This is just my ultimate form of making Todd extra tiny and hold that was my justification and goal all along lol#I love these kinds of domestic AUs and the Vargases already have a kid! Now he's just a bit younger haha#Details details - Todd would be at around 8-9 months here#Able to hold his head up and sit on his own but not quite to walking and talking fully - more than a little human blob but not a child yet#He just shows up in a little basket on Edgar's doorstep lol is that how it works - it'd be so much worse if it was Nny's doorstep#Edgar gets a call in the middle of the night like ''Uh...........so I think there's a baby'' ''What do you mean there's a baby''#How could they have a baby they haven't even gone on a date-#I also thought a neat way to differentiate (because I always draw Todd as a tiny little chibi baby lol) would be Shmee#Since Nny slices him up when Todd's a kid - would he do the same to a baby's bear? Is Shmee even Shmee in there?? Hmm hmm#And more thoughts of ages - is Edgar 8&1/2 years younger? Probably not right?? But that would set Todd's birth year way later!#It's fine just don't think about it too hard lol#Or do I mean I have lol#It's all just for cutes and being a good and Definitely flustered but also Definitely father and dad to a baby ♥#It is honestly really fun to draw him so so so tiny hehehe ♪♫
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living alone & sick for the first time and have come across a difficult question: who washes the dishes when you're too sick/tired to do them for days at a time
#and also related. who buys groceries when you aren't really supposed to leave the house to go to the crowded supermarket#i know u can order groceries online hypothetically and have them delivered but im not having two entire boxes of tissues delivered#to my doorstep from a grocery store that's five minutes away. Like sorry thats my limit#i guess this is the part where having a community to help you would come in handy but uhh i dont have anybody?#nobody in my life is like ohh wow they feel back time to Come over and help them out. i think i could be paralyzed from the neck down#and nobody would come over to help me#for right now its not too much of an issue but if my cold gets any worse we will be in trouble!!#and im still not gonna go out until i start feeling better bcuz i dont want to get anyone else sick anyway#i guess its the “parents who are sick and also have sick kids” rule where u just do it anyway and it sucks#but there have been times where my sickness has been so bad i physically couldnt move or even make my bed so..... in that situation idk#that was a really bad flu i think#txt
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still reeling over the fact that almost 2 months ago the guy i was talking to (not dating, but definitely 'seeing') took another girl TO MY AND MY ROOMMATE'S APARTMENT to FUCK HER ON OUR AIR MATTRESS while i was ON VACATION THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY
honestly. how do i get myself into these situations
#followed by him being blackout drunk sleeping on our DOORSTEP the very next day#he said he thought it was weird i said i liked him so soon into meeting him#but he would constantly say shit like 'falling for you more now' and 'my friend told my sister i have a new gf now'#like OKAY HOMEBOY#so dude it's so fucked i'll give more details in these tags in case anyone cares for a lil more context#before my trip back to california for sdcc i talked to him#said hey i know we're not dating but while im gone for almost 2 weeks are we gonna mess around with other people? like where is ur head#he said 'you can sleep with other people because you have a higher sex drive than me but i won't be doing that but you go ahead'#and im like okay weird response but okay cool#before i ended up leaving actually i did end up hooking up w someone and when i came back to my apartment he said 'looks like someone had a#'fun night' but he said it like....in a salty fucking way and i was like ur not allowed to be mad bc you refuse to be in a relationship wit#me despite me LETTING YOU LIVE WITH ME AND MY BFF FOR THE LAST ALMOST MONTH#oh yeah that part too#he was evicted and was staying with us for a few nights that turned into almost a month#NO he did not pay rent YES he did eat all our food#YES im an idiot for not seeing his red flags sooner but i was infatuated#so anyway my friend goes 'he's salty you fucked another dude' and im like excuse me how the fuck is he gonna be mad when WE TALKED ABOUT TH#*THIS#now granted it was a day before my trip so it wasn't ON my trip that i slept with someone else#but im like. how are u gonna be mad im gonna go enjoy myself when you've made it painfully clear you want me but want 0 strings#so anyway while im in california my bff calls me like hey dude john is on our air mattress naked with another girl#i was like excusethefuckME#because 1. he wasn't supposed to be at our apartment anymore so i was surprised he was there at ALL#and 2. how are u gonna ever be living RENT FREE with someone and INVITE SOMEONE ELSE OVER TO FUCK IN THEIR PLACE#i could honestly go on but i doubt anyone read this far as it is#this situation has fucked me up#first red flag should've been his name being JOHN
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Hii lovely!🌻 Happy four years of folklore!🎊
How have you been? How is summer treating you?💕
Here are some random questions for you!
1. What are your current top 3 tracks of folklore? Is there a track from the album that you've enjoyed more recently/that you're seeing in a new light?
2. Do you believe in astrology? Do you like reading your horoscope?
3. Is there a food that reminds you of your childhood?
4. If you're traveling to a city you've never seen before, what is the first thing you'll try to do or see?
5. If you had the power to see other people's memories (they'd have to focus on the memory & you'd see it all unfolding around you), who would you ask for a memory?
6. If you could enhance one of your senses, which one would you choose?
I hope it's ok I keep sending you those! I hope you're having the best day ❤
hi sky!!!! happy four years of folklore indeed
this summer has been so busy! lots of good stuff happening though. i love random questions this is so fun
hmmmm my absolute fav song is peace closely followed by illicit affairs (and the august/illicit affairs pairing on the eras tour just does things to me). third favorite is the one that changes....maybe hoax??
i like reading my horoscope but i don't really believe in it! just something fun to do :)
my grandma's apple pie recipe for sure! speaking of, i should make it soon
i love wandering around and observing the architecture. i also like checking out parks/any outdoor spaces
i would ask my older relatives for memories from their childhoods, i love hearing stories but seeing memories through their eyes would be so cool! i'd want to see my grandma's memories from growing up in brazil or my parents' memories of growing up with their siblings lol
enhance hearing but specifically hearing comprehension!!!! i wish i had subtitles for real life
sky just so you know you are an absolute light and i love answering asks. i just have this terrible tendency to put things off for ages and i'm sorry that sometimes things stay in my inbox for so long!!! just know that i am always rooting for you and hoping that you are doing well. sending lots of love to you <3 <3
#sky tag#fr you always make my day#now i want to cook up some questions for you......#there's a letter left on your doorstep*
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Rai fucking elbowing Yasuho off the ski lift.....
#I want this mans head on my doorstep now#I have so many thoughts I need to gather and rant about soon#jojolion spoilers#reading jojolion#mine#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#text#gif#jjba critical#rai mamezuku critical#jojolion#rai mamezuku#yasuho hirose
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Every time I open my ODD doc I look at the word count and wonder how I got here
#I started it cuz I wanted a Anxceit fic to try to pander to a specific person (didn’t work) and somehow it’s my identity now#I’m an Anxceit writer#I’m the ODD writer#I did this by accident#thursday speaks#on death’s doorstep#my average fic length on ao3 is 3.5k#and that’s taking in to account the almost 50k of ODD#I write relatively short oneshots I don’t know how I ended up with such a long fic
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