#I want chocolate chip cookies

[parlerenfleurs]

I'm so enormously hungry these days, I feel completely unregulated. I can never tell if I really need food or if I'm just craving sugar or fat or being full, but in any case, this sensation is usually enough to drive me to distraction, and lately it has increased three-fold.

No idea how to manage this.

[chrisrin]

it's bigb time!!

[mblue-art]

happy bday to the best bruh ever!! 💜

[starshine-valley]

I’ve been revived to just say that nene probably has a type for characters that have their hair in varying shades of blue.

[lena-thinks-too-much]

Batdad's Mediocre Parenting

It should be noted that this headcanon is my take on fanon Bruce and has not resemblance to canon Bruce mostly because Bruce's parenting skills are wildly inconsistent in the comics.

So Bruce is kinda of a head over heart kinda guy right? As someone with a dad who approaches emotional problems with pure logic and nothing else, I kinda get it. Genuinely, if I hear "think like an engineer" while I'm going through a crisis one more time I'm going to break something. (I love him though, he's doing his best)

Bruce Wayne who loves his children and isn't great at expressing it. Bruce Wayne who wants to make all their problems go away but isn't particularly cognisant of how they would want to go about that.

Bruce Wayne who appeals to their logical side because that's what he understands best.

I think this is why, when his kids mess up, Bruce has a tendency to stick his foot in his mouth. Emotions muddy the mind and make decisions difficult. Solution? Push the emotions aside and focus on cold hard facts. But his kids are teenagers who aren't as emotionally constipated as he is so they can't actually do that.

So everytime he fires or benches someone, he thinks it's obvious it's out of concern. "You're acting rash and impulsive" or "you disobeyed direct orders" translates to 'I'm afraid you're going to get hurt'. But they don't hear that part.

I think the source for this theory is actually from Tim's run as Robin. I know I said I wasn't going to bring canon into this but it's relevant.

So right before Tim officially quits as Robin because Jack Drake finds out, he was actually indeterminately benched(it was like a couple weeks or so), followed by him quitting. Actually they day Jack forces him to quit Tim had just made up his mind to be Robin again

This was because of a series of events where a villain attacked Steph and breaks her leg, while threatening to kill her and Tim loses his shit and starts whaling on the guy. Then I think the guy disappears or disintegrates or something? I don't really remember but Tim fully believes he just killed a man and it really fucks with him. they find out later that the guy survived but that's irrelevant to the point

because Tim is convinced he just committed murder, he kinda starts losing control in the field. It gets bad enough that Bruce basically tells him to either get his shit together or stay home because he's a liability. Tim gets pissed off at Bruce's cold lack of empathy for his struggle and basically quits on the spot.

The reason I bring this up is because that conversation could have easily been read as Bruce appealing to logic instead of emotion. After all, Tim was the robin most similar to Bruce and Bruce is a logically driven person. Bruce probably relates to time via facts and logic. Bruce tried to put it in terms that he thought Tim would understand: logically pointing out the objective observations of behavior and why they're a problem, when Tim was too emotional to think logically.

so yeah. TLDR: Bruce is a good parent who cares about his kids, he's just really bad at speaking their language

[therealsophieelizabethfoster]

Why are you not at home? Why does your feed say that the connection is lost? Miss Foster, explain yourself.

……Uhm……Well you see- YOULL NEVER CATCH ME.

[bored-boring-and-tired]

i’m scared for how these cookies will turn out.

[naomiknight-17]

Cookie dough-stuffed cupcakes

[nyxypoo]

who wants cookies

[skunkes]

can someone make me chocolate banana muffin

[im-just-a-silly-lil-guy]

bee stimboard with bees and baking for @theauthor2103

[dumb-doll-lips]

I feel like I often want to bake treats for the guys who I like who are very good at fucking me.

I don’t think Ive ever thought about that really as gift giving. But would it be that? That’s like usually one of my top love languages. And like I like them. But love how they fuck me loll.

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Featured Fic Friday!

Welcome to Featured Fic Friday! A day where I, or someone who suggests one, tell you about a fanfic that I really enjoy! Spoiler's under the cut! Today's featured fic is...

Stellar Remnants by StellarTales999 (General Audiences, Incomplete)

Nightmare had been alone in his head for the longest time. For 500 years he was able to gain more power, a castle, a gang, and a reputation of one of the most dangerous beings in the multiverse. But when Dream had broken out of stone, someone else made themselves known, someone who should have been dead. OR Corrupted Nightmare is a parasite and Passive Nightmare refuses to die. He does not appreciate the identity theft. Updates every Sunday! Cross posted on Wattpad!

Although not yet completed, this is a bit of a shorter story that I recently found & enjoyed!

Once again, the author introduced me to a concept that I haven't seen done before, having the Corruption be a parasite that's taken over Nightmare's body!

The way that the author executes the concept is interesting as well, & very much hooks you in, making you want to read more!

Spoilers ahead!

I really like how the author has Passive interact with Phantom Papyrus, who, although he is actually a ghost, is believed to be a hallucination by Dust!

I also like how the author switches between different point of views, meaning we get to see what the characters think about the situation!

Although it hasn't been updated in a few months, I'm really looking forward to what author has in store for the future!

[bluebellhairpin]

That's the last time I "bake something" in order to "lift my mood".

[mymelodyisme]

Helloooo farmer friends!! So last night my friend @pavusprince mentioned how she doesn’t understand the toothpaste mint chocolate chip ice cream comparison and that got me thinking!! Let’s talk about food!!

Does your farmer like mint chocolate ice cream? Does it taste like toothpaste? Are they neutral, or do they hate it?

During the summer does your farmer visit Alex’s ice cream stand? What flavor/treat do they buy? What’s their least favorite flavor?

What is one treat your farmer will ALWAYS have in their home? Is it healthy or unhealthy?

If your farmer was a snack item what would they be? (It cannot be a food that could be eaten like a meal, but it may be a dessert) Here’s some examples: chips, cookies, M&ms, Twinkies, crackers, bubblegum, lollipops, etc

What’s your farmer’s comfort food, favorite meal, and least favorite meal?

What’s something they will NEVER eat?

What do they cook if they know they will have a guest over?

If the town’s potluck didn’t matter so much, what ingredient would they take? And what food would they put at an event table if you had to bring something?

Finally, if your farmer was real, what would YOU give them to eat.

[xijeo]

somebody put a pack of oatmeal raisin cookies in the chocolate chip cookie bag i'm going to go fucking crazy i was bamboozled i was tricked i was betrayed