Every time I’m about to say I’m hungry, my brain stops me :(
It’s fine though, great even but sometimes I jus wanna eat in peace bro 😭😭
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why
Okay, our lunchroom is SO SMALL, yet the SCHOOL decided to fit 300+ STUDENTS IN HERE
Like, WHY??
PERSONAL SPACE DOESN'T EXIST AT LUNCHTIME
AND WERE HAVING HAWAIIAN HAYSTACKS, WHICH THEY USED LEFTOVER FRIED RICE WITH, AND I HATE FRIED RICE!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Apparently there's a group of antis going around saying I'm running dni-archive? 🥴 That big blog that posts DNI lists?
Can. Can I get an award for this, because I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Girl, if I tried to run a blog like that I'd be burned out in a week.
Anyways I can't even the post because they blocked me apparently, but I reported the url. We're not doing targeted harassment in this house.
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This gonna be me today withholding my cake from the moon landing deniers (my parents)
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Hanif Abdurraqib, it’s not like nikola tesla knew all of those people were going to die | Anne Carson, H of H Playbook | Richard Siken, Snow and Dirty Rain | Franz Wright, Heaven | Toby Whithouse, shooting script for Being Human S1E1 | Franz Wright, Heaven | Erin Slaughter, I Hope My Salt Lamp is a Weeping Deity | Richard Siken, Straw House, Straw Dog & My Country: The New Age, Episode 16
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They should invent a jaw that doesn’t slip and click clack whenever I try to chew food. It huuurts.
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"this slow burn is gonna kill me" rip but I'm built different. sorry I can watch two characters who are friends that I know eventually date and think about yknow the entire current plot such as their whole friendship which is not sad does nor make me sad and does not kill me nearly as much as whatever the fuck the gods are doing. THOSE guys fuckign kill me.
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Sigh.
I've tried to stave it off but it kept creeping back in. We restart the calendar tonight.
Day 1.
Anyone else noticed that this happens almost monthly, and around the same week?
But no, according to the doctors, my PMDD "isn't that bad"
Sir I have a specific counting ritual that I have to do every single month without fail or else I will viciously mutilate myself and then fling my gory, flayed body from the nearest tall building and onto the cleanest part of the sidewalk I see just so everyone who is unlucky enough to see my remains has a real fuckin bad day too
But no. I'm fine. Totally cool here 👍. Havent had a month WITHOUT "suicide week" in a GODDAMN LONG WHILE and I'm tired sir won't you take this fucking thing out of me it can't even make kids anyway you wormy, cowardly little bitchsuck. You government dog. You disgusting, ineffectual, tiny, limp raccoon penis of a man. You pathetic excuse for a medical practitioner who most likely can't change a lightbulb because I've definitely never seen one light up above your head, you dumb motherfucker. You pay for that degree instead of study? You take the D to get that MD? Cause my dead grandmother is more helpful than you and they took her nursing license away for gross malpractice. And she's also dead.
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I hate being nauseous!!! I hate it I hate iittt!! Thought I had food poisoning again, no its just my stupid cringe fail brain 💀
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