#I unironically love dressing like this tho

[doctorsiren]

I always forget how much pink I own, but it works perfectly for Mabel

[insignificantstrawberry]

the youths (tm) are remembering emo all wrong who do i have to contact to let the children know you gotta be closer to grunge than to scene in terms of makeup and adornment. the most expensive part of an emo’s outfit is the band tshirt the nails should not look like they were done in a salon you used the darkest colour polish your mom or sisters did not want or wouldn’t know was missing. your makeup was on for four days do you hear me? skin care was for old people. the box dye was stolen from the drug store. the jeans were skinny. the shoes were huge. the cuffs of your sweaters were in tatters. i know i sound like an old lady yelling from her bench but stop spending so much money on the emo look and go make out for attention

[jayballoon]

I just finished the Layton's Mystery Detective Agency anime and, I gotta say, it's incredibly superior compared to what the game did wtf. Almost every character in the main cast is more polished (to an extent ofc, it was a kiddy anime) and even most of the cases that were adapted from the game were funnier and more interesting.

Everyone was splendid, loved Kat's cheerfulness and determination. And at least they told us a lot more about her relationship with Hershel and her desire to reunite with him, unlike the game 💀

Sad that the PL community is more game-focused. Cus YouTube is plagued of videos of people ranting about how shitty LMJ was (and pretending that it's an impopular take) while nobody ever gives love to the anime interpretation of Lady Layton.

[cupidriki]

୨୧ THE LITTLE THINGS

syp the little things heeseung would do as your boyfriend. warnings heeseung being a flirt, kissing, skinship, reader can speak a foreign language on one part wc 501 (🎧)

note would you guys want another verson for the other members? >0<

• to me, i feel like HEESEUNG would be a touchy guy, like when you two are cuddling his hand will always be on your waist or face, pulling you closer, letting you feel his heartbeat.

• and with his angelic vocals, he wouldn’t let it go to waste. imagine you couldn’t sleep and HEESEUNG notices, even if he’s sleepy, he’ll give you a sweet, assuring smile and lays your head on his chest, his angelic like voice filling your ears.

• imagine while trying to teach words in your mother tongue, HEESEUNG gets lost in your eyes and while you’re trying to make him pay attention, he just smirks and says "you're beautiful" in your language. pressing his lips against yours, turning the lesson into a gentle makeout session.

• would make playlists for you. like songs that remind him of you or songs that both of you enjoy, HEESEUNG would also make it pretty, the playlists picture being a hello kitty couple photo or the title being something like “ H + your initial “

• HEESEUNG will play any game as long as it’s you. dress to impress? he’s gonna argue with kids with you as his duo, escape skibidi sigma obby? he’s gonna buy robux to skip a stage when you can’t seem to pass a level ><

• i feel like HEESEUNG isn’t the jealous type but occasionally gets jealous. like lets say you’re meeting an old friend from high school but to hee, your friend is getting a little too touchy. but when your friend starts to visibly flirt, he just scoffs, walking over to the two of you, wrapping his arms around your hips while making eye contact with the other male. “i think me and my lady should go, nice meeting you tho.” guiding you to the exit, not letting you say good bye to your friend.

• i also think he would be so love struck by you to the point that when he’s playing a game with the other members and you walk in, he just stops, letting himself die in the game while the other members yell at him. “bro what the fuck! we just lost” jake yelling while HEESEUNG could not care less, laying you on his lap, resting his chin on your shoulder.

• i don’t know why but i unironically think HEESEUNG would have those “i ᰔ my girlfriend “ shirts and those “taken ->” shirts with you next to him, letting the world know he’s yours.

• he would role-play with his toy story toys with you, not being afraid of showing his childish side because he trusts you, willingly to show you all of his colors.

• his dates would be romantic, mostly a quiet place because he loves being with you and only you. like a picnic by the beach or a movie night at home.

• and lastly, would go on one knee, giving you his everything and his vulnerable side. as time skips, you two are married and a little older, cuddling but with a son between you two.

[velvetlilacsdaisies]

Fourth Wing Men HCs: nicknames for him

Includes: Bodhi Durran, Garrick Tavis

A/n: I haven’t wrote some headcannons in a HOT minute, but me and @garricks4thwingqueen have been conspiring and inspired me to take a whack at it again. These got a smidge long, so I will make a part 2 with more characters, and other scenarios, but you know who had to start with! I also included some AI pics I’ve been cooked up that are mashes of my fancasts ideas for the characters. I have the hardest times visualizing a lot of characters and places in stories and sometimes the AIs I’ve seen all look alike or aren’t itching the right part of my brain. Disclaimer: I tried to take into consideration book accuracy, but AI is AI and I only dabble w it on my phone. So I’ll take what I can get. Skin tones, hair, proportions may not be perfect. These just personally help get a better concept, and I find fun to make, and anddd risking forgetting about a free 7 day trail from time to time 🕳️🤸‍♀️ *muah* enjoy!

Warnings: swearing, underage drinking/smoking (if u squint), suggestive content

Bodhi Durran

Bo/Boh, beau, bowie, Bo Bo, babe, love

Xaden and him are maternal cousins. While the firstborn always had the weight of responsibility growing up being an heir by his parents. The younger cousin was always ‘coddled’ by his. Though he adored his family, he hated how they always doted on him. Mainly because of how much his older cousin and his best friend would tease him about it.

Xaden and Garrick started cooing “Bowie” and “Bo Bo” at him when they were 12, he was 11.

“Bowie, don’t forget to write to me.” “Bowie, be good for your uncle.” “Oh Bo Bo don’t you look so handsome today!” They’d snicker to him under their breaths when he’d arrive at the fortress when his mom would drop him before flying out to an outpost. Watching how his cheeks flushed red, and he had tight balled fists pressed at his sides.

Once the doors closed, after formal introductions with his Uncle and lingering personal staff were done, and once the adults a room away—he would hurl one of his clenched fists at their shoulders.

Starting a playful brawl amongst the three

Spoiler alert: Bo Bo back then lost once or twice…maybe a handful of times

Then as awkward teenagers when problems were simpler the three of the pubescent boys discovered churam and drinking. Bodhi started unironically calling himself Bo Bo and Bowie, mockingly teasing himself as a ‘bit’.

The young men were sat around a fire in the clearing to the outside of Riorson House. Xaden and Garrick in a heated debate over a petty topic. “Bo Bo can’t comprehend what’s going on right now.” He would say, exaggerating and scratching his the top of his head. It had been effective for the most part to ease the tension between his friends

Now from time to time, he’ll still do it especially if you’re present. He always thought you looked cute as you shook your head with a crooked smile spread across your face when he did it

Sometimes fhd guys would find him doing something badass, you’ll hear triumphant whooping from Xaden and Garrick, endearingly using the nicknames they called him as a child

“Go Bowie!” “Bo Bo that was fucking awesome!” “Bowie! Bowie! Bowie!”

But if anyone else besides the select few called him those names, he’d glare daggers at them. Like the time Ridoc tried to call him Bo Bo during lunch while the group was joking around

Bodhi’s boyish grin disappeared instantaneously. “If you ever call me that, I will rip your tongue out.”

The first time he heard you call him Bowie tho, he nearly melted. It was one of the first times you slept over with him and he had to get up early for a leadership meeting

You propped up on elbow, using your other hand to wipe the sleep from your eyes. “Do you have to go, Bowie?” A small pout on your lips watching him get dressed

His other pet names from you were selective, usually just calling him Bo/Boh, but your favorites were Babe and Love

Babe being the one you leaned towards the most

especially when you would catch him doing something ridiculous or he’d press your buttons. Or just when you wanted something

“Babe? Are you kidding me?” “Babe stop!”

“Babe can you get me another drink, please?” You asked, looking up from your lashes with puppy dog eyes. He folded every time no matter if you were closer to the serving station or bar. How could he say no when you gave him that look? Not caring, flipping all his friends off as they’d give him knowing smiles.

He was a simp for you

Love was usually reserved for tender moments with him. When you’d notice he’d be having a bad day, or to calm him down when you’d notice he was fuming silently beside you at something going on

Intertwining your fingers with his giving a reassuring squeeze. “It’s alright, Love.”

Or holding his cheeks, bringing him to eye level with you. “I’m here, Love. Can you take a couple deep breaths for me?”

Sometimes you broke out the corny double entendre of beau. Very select people would get it, but you thought it was great

Mainly you’d be out to the taverns with your friends when you’d use it. Usually when a girl would approach him, and you’d try to hide your jealousy tho it was plain as day

“He’s actually my beau.” You’d say, a sinisterly sweet smile on your face when a girl tried to introduce herself. Your hand twirling the curls at the nape of his neck. Bodhi would always shiver from the gesture, trying to contain his arousal at your possessiveness

Then later in the night, he’d pin you to the wall of his room. Pressing feverish kisses up the column of your throat. “Are you gonna show me all the way I’m your beau?” He muttered before grazing the delicate skin with his teeth

Garrick Tavis

Gare, Tavis, Gary, Gare Bear, Hon/Honey, Sir

His parents tried to call him Gary at one point growing up, but he always ignored them or begged them not to call him that. It always sounded so stupid to him

Garrick was blunt, dry, and straight to the point not caring for nicknames. Only really preferring to be called by his name or Gare on occasion by his friends and acquaintances. His last name an even better alternative than a nickname

But Xaden, Imogen, and Bodhi took a sick pleasure in all the creative corny nicknames his parents would try to make a thing for him growing up.

“I think we oughta get Gary’s input?” Imogen leaned her chin in her hand as they all discussed weekend plans after school looking over at the towering young man. The side of her mouth crookedly lilting upward, knowing she struck a nerve. Garrick could already feel his eye twitch, clenching his quill as he acted like he hadn’t heard them a few feet away at the table in the library.

“It seems Gare Bear’s not in the mood today.” Xaden would casually lean back in his chair, smirking, and watching his best friend stroll into the dining room late for dinner time after a terrible day

Which would result in Garrick walking by, and tipping his chair back causing the Riorson to flail and fall backwards. “Relax asshole,” Xaden hissed, rubbing his head.

To this day they still called him the silly names. Taking immense pride when you had picked up on the memo, and started to call Garrick the names he despised. Especially because you two weren’t each others favorite people at first

The first time it happened, it was when Garrick pissed you off. He had been criticizing all your sparring movements, and you had enough. “Sorry we can’t all be perfect like you, Gare Bear.” You’d sneer, watching the irritation form on his face.

“Do not call me that.” He’d glower, but you’d just smile brightly. “Whatever you say…Gare Bear.”

Seeing how it got under his skin, from that moment on you’d always call him just to pester him. Enjoying the glare he’d shoot your way or awaiting for whatever witty remark he’d reply

Eventually once you two started getting along, you called him his first name, being more considerate towards his feelings. Garrick’s chest filling with disappointment as he awaited the usual Gare Bear falling from your pretty lips.

“Hey Garrick,” it was a rare moment when you found him by himself. None of your mutual friends around for once, and one of the first interactions you had alone. “What?” He looked up from what he doing. “I said hey?” You gave him a weird look. “But you called me Garrick.” He said in disbelief. “That’s your name isn’t it?” “You always call me Gare Bear tho.”

That’s when you realized he secretly liked it despite him trying to act annoyed at you.

Then when you had officially started dating, he had to get used to fact you loved calling him all these terms of endearment. Deep down, loving how you could make him become bashful by your words

“Here you go, Honey.” Leaning down, kissing his cheek, setting down a dish of apple crisp in front of him. You knew how much he liked the dessert and grabbed an extra one when getting your dinner. Garrick’s cheeks tinged red and chuckled appreciatively, “you’re the best.” His friends just silently stared as if you two had three heads. “What’s the matter?” You asked the group unphased, taking a seat. “You broke him.” Imogen replied in awe.

You had changed his perception on being called nicknames. Even letting it slide when his friends poked fun at him with the once despicable nicknames

Out of all the nicknames you called him, his favorite by far was the one you’d use in the bedroom.

“Please,” you begged, while sitting on your knees. “Please what?” Garrick gripped your chin between his thumb and forefinger. You gulped, “please Sir.” A cruel smirk on his face, pressing a small kiss to your lips. “Good girl.”

[nightfall-kachiniko]

Realistic aot heacanons 🙁

(Im sorry but I have to call them out )

includes: eren, mikasa (ish), Armin, reiner, sasha, bertoldt, pieck

eren would be a bitchy boyfriend. He’s so bratty. Like y’all saw how he talked to his momma. He’d be sassing you around. He’s the type to he like “ILL HAVE IT LATER” when you just made him a good ass meal. Ungrateful ass. (Sad hc but he’d probably treat you better than he treated his mom bc he regretted being a bitch to her but he’s probably be a brat to you)

Mikasa has no icks. Shes perfect. Just possessive but perfect.

Armin would probably call u honey bun or do that Yagami yato deku thing and call u puppy 😕

Sasha (I love her dearly) would be the annoying friend. I’m sorry but she’s be the friend who steals all your food and leaves you on the verge of starving after a whole 8 hour day of school. ofc she’s respectful (sometimes) but with her you’ll never get your work done. You’ll bring plushies to school and tell everyone not to touch it and then the SECOND you pull it out her Cheeto dust hands ARE ALL OVER HIM. I’m sorry I love you Sasha BUT WASH YOUR HANDS DAMN.

Reiners a good guy. No not an actual good guy. He’s one of those dudes who are like “girls like you don’t go after guys like me” LIKE SIR STFU like we all know u wanna put a gun to your head.

Bertdoldt an uwu guy. IM SORRY IM SO SORRY BUT NO DOUBT HES VERY SWEET BUT HE PROBABLY IS VERY AWKARD AND ACTS LIKE A DISCORD USER. (I love bear title tho)

Pieck is a very soft girl. Like realistically she’s the type to give you one of her good pencils in class. She’d probably come to school dressed up every day. Gives you her sweater and leg warmers. She’s just a really good friend.

But she uses :3 unironically.

[barblaz-arts]

Hi its me again! Do you know some songs that remind you of Chaggie? I urgently need recommendations

There's a ton of songs I associate with them! Thank you so much for asking because I was already planning to make a post about it anyways lol

First of all is Curses, just because this Hazbin Hotel/ft. Chaggie animatic was what introduced me to my current favorite band, The Crane Wives

This one I've already featured in my Chaggie fic and had Vaggie and Charlie sing it to each other, but let me still include it here for the gay version.

I know this song has basically become a meme, but I grew up to amv's that feature this song and I unironically still love it. It's too perfect for Vaggie

I can see this song being sung by Charlie as she's trying to show Vaggie the beauty of hell shortly after they met. Conveniently enough, there's already a version out there sung by Charlie's VA!

This song partially inspired an AU fic I'm working on where they meet before Charlie got to working on the Hotel. It's about Vaggie being a guardian angel for the rest of the year on Earth when it isn't Extermination Day, and she keeps running into Charlie who comes up to Earth to try to prevent humans from permanently damning their souls to Hell. Charlie would be singing this to Vaggie, as the decades of seeing each other has them falling in love despite everything. This version is sung by Lucifer's VA and can also fit Lucilith, but that just gives it another reason why it would be perfect for Chaggie.

This fits Chaggie so well that I've been seriously considering learning how to make animatics with this song for Chaggie. Though i think in the end I'd probably just make it a comic, tho it wouldn't have the same awesome effect in that medium. The exchange--

"Do you like me in the dress?" "I like you very best!" "Even if I were just a mess?" "I'd still think I was blessed"

--and--

"Do you like me in a suit?" "I always think you're cute" "Out in the country where I'm farming?" "You'll always be prince charming"

-- is something I especially wanna draw with them

This song is so Chaggie it's kinda insane. The lyrics fit Vaggie's PoV so well, but especially the line "The world may disapprove but my world is only you"

This one was written by the OP about a novel apparently, but the lyrics fit really well for Charlie's PoV

[flippinpancakes64]

the cullens with reader who is a VERY popular movie star, but only plays in horror movies as the killer (and she makes them watch her movies)?

The Cullens with a Horror Movie Actor

Thank you for requesting!

In your request you mentioned “she” but I hope you don’t mind that I changed it to be more gender neutral

Anyways I hope you enjoy!

Edward:

He thinks it's pretty sick tbh

I feel like he might have wanted to be an actor at one point

So seeing you living out your dreams is huge for him

You wouldn't need to force him to sit down to watch your movies

However I feel like he'd get a little in his own head about you being a killer

If you're still human he'd probably start that line of thinking where if he turned you you'd become a real-life killer, how your characters are just fake people but that's like the real him, blah blah

Just cut him off with a big 'ol smooch

Alice:

Again, very supportive

She'd make a whole day of it every time one of your movies releases

Of course, you would need to bring her as your plus one to the premier

She might give you pointers tho tbh

Even though they're not really for you

"Blood doesn't actually spurt like that, it's more of a stream"

As if you control the sfx

Either way she loves it

Thinks you are the most talented actor/actress ever

She would buy posters of your movies and frame them

Jasper:

He gets a little freaked out tbh

First of all, don't go to the theater with him

All of the people getting scared at the same time in such a concentrated group absolutely fires his brain

The sight of human blood (fake or real, on the screen or not) triggers him juuust a little

He also gets a little put off if your character seems to really enjoy the horror they cause

It reminds him of the way newborns love to hunt and kill

He's gonna need some one-on-one time with the real you after watching the movie

Just to remind him how you really are

Don't worry, it's not that he doesn't like what you do or that he doesn't like the movies

It's just the fact that it unsettles him a little thinking about what you could be if he ever turned you

He will watch them though

Rosalie:

She thinks it's badass

Hands down she loves it

I mean she went around killing and torturing her abuser in a wedding dress

That is so horror movie material

And even though that isn't her anymore, I feel like she'd love a good horror movie

And with you as the star? It's her new favorite

Instantly the whole movie is switched around for her

Who cares if you're "supposed" to be the bad guy

Those hitchhikers MUST have done something bad to deserve this

She will gladly sit down and watch them with you

She might even turn them on herself a couple of times

#1 Fan

Emmett:

Don't invite him to the movie premier

He'll show up in a shirt that says "I love my partner even though they're a psycho murderer" of smthn

In all honesty though he loves it

He loves seeing the people around him be strong and brave

He LOVED it when Bella was able to crush the rock and jump super high and hit Jacob

So I feel like he'd get a kick out of you in a mask with a chainsaw

Esme:

I feel like she's not too into horror movies

Absolutely shocking take I know

She just gets enough blood and guts and suspense in her daily life yk

But she will watch it for you

She won't say anything but she also gets a bit unnerved by you being the villain

I feel like she sort of has that underlying feeling of being a monster

So seeing the stuff that she has to do to survive dramatized on screen and played out by none other than her partner

It strikes a chord deep in her heart

She will also need some one-on-one time with you afterward to remind herself that that is not you on the screen

Carlisle:

I actually think he'd be quite the horror lover

I feel like he has a fascination with the way sfx and prosthetics are made for movies

Unironically I think one of his favorite film franchises is Saw

So he would be more than happy to sit down and watch your movie

He has absolutely no issue with you being the villain

The only thing he cares about is talking specifics

He's like Alice but worse

He points out every set error

He's like those old YouTube videos of people pointing out every error made in *insert movie here*

"Look there's one of the boom mics"

"That blood is a bit too pink, and runny"

Vampire! Bella:

Again, she thinks it's badass

She's only recently gotten a handle on being an agile killer

So in her mind she's still that clumsy girl sometimes

Seeing her partner on the screen being a badass killer makes her so proud

Unfortunately another one you shouldn't take to the premier

She is wearing one of those god awful dresses with one bad image of your face printed all over it from redbubble or smthn

And no she won't take it off or change

She already had to sneak out of the house without Alice seeing it

[biilodyfangs]

fight club/soapshipping headcanons i found in fics that i like + my own headcanons :p

TYLER

middle child tyler ♡

rarely talks about his siblings and his mother but when he does the narrator truly appreciates it and listens carefully

used petnames as a joke a couple of times then started using them seriously

probably got into a fight on twitter once just for fun but got bored easily

unironically watches youtube videos/tiktoks of people making soap

sometimes he forgets he even has a phone

tries different soap scents. loves the ones that smell like coffee

expresses love through actions. he made a soap specifically for the narrator with a scent he ONCE vaguely said he liked

sees something dangerous to do and says "you dare me?" then proceeds to do it even if no one dares him

likes the smell of gasoline

he loves to lean on the narrator's shoulder when they are standing for a long time, when they are sitting at a bar or when they are lying in bed and the narrator is reading a magazine

made the narrator REALLY mad during sex once and realized he loved it

feeds stray cats and dogs

NARRATOR

territorial, WILL bite tyler, 0 hesitation (tyler laughs and bites back)

aroace spectrum

sneaks into the movie theater in hope that a boring movie will help him sleep. he brings tyler with him sometimes but tyler ends up actually liking the movies and talking about them on their way home

melatonin gummies do not help him but he likes them so he eats them anyway

ended up trying marla's dress seriously and he kinda liked it but he never wore it again

"i probably have 3 different mental disorders but tyler needs me to make soap so it's not important right now"

"tyler we are NOT blowing up ikea...we can break a few things tho"

"this edible ain't shit" [ends up telling marla he actually really cares about her as a friend and he was jealous of her and tyler having sex]

skips fight club night just to piss tyler off when he's upset

rolls his eyes when tyler calls him "man" or "dude" like they aren't literally boyfriends (he actually finds it funny and smiles right after)

^ same with "psycho boy"

SOAPSHIPPING

first kiss probably happened during/after a fight

they have little couple fights in front of space monkeys and they're all freaking confused

never actually got together, it just kinda happened

during a fight marla yelled at them to go to couple therapy, they looked at each other and laughed

they kiss every morning and every time one of them has to leave the house

[jaeedraszaerysz]

JOHNNY, BAM, STEVE-O, CHRIS AND RYAN WITH A NORTHERN ENGLISH S/O

Notes: this might have some more teesside oriented aspects so I apologise and I try to keep it as neutral as possible while still writing decent shit ✨️

Warnings: swearing, injury (obv u fuckin dumbass), sexual references??

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

Will 100% dress up in a suit and take you to a fancy ass restaurant while working his shittiest English accent

Got confused as fuck when you started using any slang/roadman terms

Defos uses words wrong

Went round calling everyone wanker for a full day

Thought chav was a fucking food at first defos

LOVES HEARING U SPEAK

will listen to u chat for hours

MY DAYS HES OBSESSED

So let's say jackass came to England yea

And u went up north to visit ur mates and stuff yea

Wouldn't understand a fuckin thing u was on about if u were talking to your mates

Thought a parmo was a sex move and was GOBSMACKED

He defos went to a pub with u and the guys and they got the piss ripped of them by a bunch of sweaty geezas in their 50s 😭

Take him to any beach and you will 100% have to restrain him from jumping of the end of a pier into a bunch of rocks

Caught onto u saying innit so much and now says it unironically and the guys have a laugh taking the mick out of him

Poor sod

But he's devoted to you

Defos would make roadman and chav skits w u outside a maccies or a tesco extra

BAM MARGERA

Asking if u know every single British rockstar to ever exist

Was confused when u told him it was almost 5 hours from London to anywhere near ur gaff

Got scrapped by a bunch of year 7s outside a one stop if u took him to England

Takes the mick out of yu in a cute way

Copies ur words

DEFOS TOLD JOHNNY TO PACK IT IN ONCE AND U WERE FUCKING CREASING

Told him u met Janick Gers from iron maiden and had drinks wiv him in the pub one time and he almost diedddd.

You could defos persuade him to dress up in a Adidas traccy and run fru ur local shopping center screaming sweet Caroline and tripping over eachother

you took him to hmv?

Big mistake

He never wants to leave

Defos has all the badges and posters

Spent an hour minimum sat on the floor with you looking at the band t shirts

Would complain constantly about weather but would kiss you in the rain

Got stuck in a shitty kids swing at the park

CHRIS PONTIUS

Lives for your voice

Copies ur every word

If u took him to ur hometown he would cling onto your arm and NOT let go

Called someone a geezer at a local boots and got scrapped

Yano them rando tarzees kids make out of rope and stuff but their always like 50 meters of the ground?

He found one

Jumped off

Flew like a mufucken bird

BEANS ON TOAST

WHAT AN INVENTION

His mind was opened to the 4th dimension that day

Imagine he pulled a party boy stunt in the town center

GOT CALLED A NONCEWING BY A BUNCH OF CHAVS

Wore a tie everywhere u went while u were their

Says oh my days religiously now

Fails a stunt? Oh my days

Trips? Oh my days

Bam pulls a rocky on him? Oh my fucking days

LOVES YOU SM THO

His little English, tea drinking princess

STEVE-O

Steve-o lived in England for alot of his childhood, always on the move so he was a bit more calm than most

BUT CAUSE HE WAS FROM DOWN SOUTH AND YOU UP NORTH THAT DONET STOP HIM

makes fun of northern chavs and compares them

Says the North is like a diff country all together js on account of the people and the weather

Thinks ur footie teams r shite

Defos got kicked up the arse for that one

Meal deals man

His fave thing after you

Esp from tescos

LYNX AFTERSHAVE IS HIS THING OMFS

Understands some British slang but is still confused by majority of ur convoz with people from ur home town

TAKE HIM TO FLAMINGO LAND

INSTANT MAYHEM

Sold gimicky vapes to some year 8s and fucking pissed himself laughing when they realised

RYAN DUNN

Swears at everyone with "posh words"

Wanker, bell-end, twat, muppet, cunt.

Picked up the accent on the words too

Fucking fab tha

GOT APPROACHED BY A PROZZIE

was terrified

Defos asked where her teeth were and got chased off

Thinks corner shops in England r the best thing ever

Manjaros? The takeaway not the mountain?

LOVED IT

DONNER KEBAB ✨️💅

Has been chased by council estate grannies for shoving you into people's gardens

Sat with you at the top of those shitty rope climbing frames in the park and u had a legit romantic moment

SPOILER ALERT! bam got photos of u kissing up there

Yano them random tunnels under the main roads yea?

Went down them wiv u and u ended up in a field with him laying on your chest and looking at the stars

[funky-fairy]

Lily, Remus and Pandora Headcanons (ridiculously long list)

they're my blorbos i would give my life for them. i project a lot onto remus and lily, so if anything is wildly out of character it's probably that

Lily

very kindhearted but also sarcasm queen

burnt out

Academic validation > real sense of self worth

needs external validation (no this is not healthy she's working on it)

better at potions than snivellus and he hates it hehehe

average at „regular“ magic (spells etc) but exceptional at „scienc-y magic“ (potions, arithmancy, astronomy, herbology etc) bc she's just that cool

plant mom (also green plants > flowers)

actually a rulebreaker, she’s just too smart to get caught

struggles to feel like she belongs: witch in the muggle world, muggle in the wizard world

study buddies to best friends with Remus

fav colours sage green and lavender

sorting hat couldn’t decide between gryffindor and ravenclaw at first

never involved in any drama but knows all about it

everyone is very surprised whenever she swears but she actually swears a lot

tells Pandora about the greek pandora myth and thinks that that's flirting

lotssssss of freckles

curvy/chubby

she is so sleep deprived

sneaks into the library at night (oh wherever could the sleep deprivation come from i have no idea)

loves christmas season (decorating, baking, cheesy movies, music, buying gifts for friends etc., not the christian part)

stress-bakes but can't even cook spaghetti without burning down the kitchen (baking is just different than cooking for her)

constantly apologizes for everything

smokes occasionally and always swears it's the last time (it’s not)

actually not that short but looks very short next to remus and pandora

abba fan (unironically) and always tries to get sirius to dress up as abba with her, remus and pandora (she already coerced persuaded them) for halloween

soft but wouldn't hesitate to kill for the ppl she loves

would love penelope scott if she was a modern teen bc i say so

first one to notice remus has a crush on sirius and vice versa

last one to notice she has a crush on pandora and vice versa

reminds others to drink/eat/sleep/dress warm enough but often doesn't herself bc she feels like she 'doesn't deserve it' :((

kind of a people-pleaser but remus is helping her to stop

so afraid of failure she sometimes doesn’t even try

Remus

doesn't cry (not on purpose he just suppressed his emotions for so long he literally can't cry anymore unless he has a full on mental breakdown)

caffeine addiction

won’t drink anything that isn't hot (eg coffee and tea, but also just hot water)

covers up his intense self hatred with jokes (not self deprecating but like joking about being perfect and stuff, idk how to explain it it's mostly me projecting bc i do that lmao)

very sarcastic and can come off as harsh

actually very nice and non-judgmental

chocolate >>>>>

never involved in any drama but wants to know all about it (Lily is his main source of information)

swears a lot

teachers think he’s very responsible but he just doesn’t get caught being irresponsible

smokes too much

thought the sorting head made a mistake by sorting him into gryffindor at first and still feels insecure about it all through his hogwarts years

patronus is a big black dog(sdfghjk)

very very tall but like kind of lanky

lots of scars obv

Sirius had to ask him out (and later propose to him sdfghjdfs) bc he had too much self doubt/hatred and thought Sirius would never want to be with him :(( (He did. Sirius very much wanted to be with him. Very much.)

top tier insomniac (lily makes sleep droughts for him tho)

lily taught him how to bake and now he loves it and is getting quite good at it

corrects people's grammar

knows every single abba lyric bc of lily

david bowie fan

constantly third-wheeling pandora and lily

hits/breaks things when angry, sometimes hits himself but never others

so afraid of rejection he ends up pushing ppl away (they can’t leave you if you don’t let them close in the first place) (his only close friends still are James, Sirius, Peter and Lily, but it took so long for him to let especially Lily close. Pandora still isn’t quite there even tho they are def very good friends)

Pandora

very smart but only does anything at all if she likes the class/thinks it makes sense to have the class

only follows rules she thinks make sense and most teachers just gave up trying to do something about it

experiments with magic a lot

has scars from said experiments

also random bruises and scratches of unknown origin

wears large quantities of jewellery (piercings, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, beads etc in her butterfly locs)

homemade jewellery >>>>>

cannot flirt to save her life

eyeliner.

absolutely in love with lily’s brain

doesn’t drink caffeine

her maiden name is lovegood and both lily and her become lovegood-evans later bc in my brain they marry

just wanders around sometimes (excuses it with saying she sleepwalks if she gets caught past curfew)

t a l l

the sorting head barely touched her head before sorting her into ravenclaw

patronus is an octopus bc it's very intelligent but often seen as 'weird'

fav flower is the lily of the valley (sfdghjk)

knits (she knits sweaters and scarfs for lily <3)

is like the only one in this trio that actually feels pretty good about herself

although she does realize ppl tend to see her as 'weird' she just kind of accepted it? like, yeah, other ppl can be close-minded but she knows that and doesn't let it define her; as long as she's happy and doesn't hurt ppl it's all good for her

exclusively drinks sparkling water and jasmine tea

hates the feeling of brushing her teeth and is always working on spells/potions(with lily sdfghjdfs) that clean her teeth for her

would definitely also love penelope scott if she was a modern teen

loves pastries and other little baked goods

literally doesn't get cold

[nimbusghoul]

Hi there ! Can I request a fluff "Scary Movie Night" with Secondo? Thank you ! <3

ofc luv!💚 I love me some old man fluff

Fandom : Ghost BC/The Band Ghost

Word Count:

Type: Fluff💚

Prompt A - Secondo Emeritus/Papa Emeritus II

Scary Movie Night with Secondo💚

Secondo was someone who would never admit that he enjoyed you coming to him for protection or comfort, but it gave him a small boost of reassurance that you needed him, which he enjoyed.

So naturally when you asked him to cuddle up and watch horror movies, how could he say no?

“What would you like to watch first, Tesoro?” He asked, flipping through the horror genre on the TV.

“I kinda wanna start with a classic slasher film, maybe Scream or Halloween?” you said, sitting down next to him with the snacks and drinks you had bought earlier.

“Ah, Which one are you more partial to, Dolcezza?” He asked, turning to you as you handed him a drink, which he took with a small “thank you.” You thought about it for a minute, sure, Halloween was more classic, but Scream has Drew Berrymore!

“Let’s watch Scream.” You said, shifting a bit in your seat, trying to get comfortable so if you became tense it wouldn’t be painful, you hoped maybe this movie wouldn’t have too many moments where you’d jump? but you knew deep down that that’s what you wanted, to be able to cuddle up to your Papa and find comfort in him.

Secondo then turned to the TV, and turned on Scream, the first of many.

The beginning scene wasn’t horribly scary, that is, until there was a loud window breaking and your flight instincts kicked in, quickly laying down on his chest and shoving your face into his shirt, getting a small chuckle out of him

“Too much for you, Tesoro?”

“Nuh uh, no way, just caught me off guard!”

“Ah, I see.” It was obvious he didn’t believe you, but he was enjoying your closeness, so he kept his mouth closed, Continuing to watch the movie.

Whenever he felt you shake or a small noise of fear would escape you, he would start to pet your head, and hold you closer, usually not saying a word because he knew you would get shy about being scared.

Eventually his petting slowed until it stopped, his hand simply resting on the back of your head

You looked up at him, and he had fallen asleep.

This, of course, made you smile, although a little sad. Even if he was asleep, you were still cuddled up to him, so you were still content. After the third movie had finally ended, it was late, so you turned the TV off and let yourself drift off cuddled up to him , smiling contently

You woke up a bit cold, realizing your cuddle partner had been switched out with a pillow of similar scent.

Sitting up and rubbing your eyes, you heard Secondo make his way over to you

“Buongiorno, Tesoro. I hope you rested well, you almost wouldn’t let me out this morning. Breakfast is already being prepared downstairs, get dressed and ready, we’ll head down together.”

You hummed affirmatively, still a bit sleepy as you hobbled over to your dresser, grabbing some clothes and heading to take a shower.

Hi omg it’s been so long since i’ve wrote literally anything for anyone? i’m so happy with this tho. Spent all morning on it!!💚💚

Secondo is one of my favorites to write for, I love my grump old men.

Unironically, this was so fun to write, if you don’t know me, you’ll learn quickly i’m a horror movie junkie.

I really honestly did wanna do kinktober but i do NOT have enough time to write smut everyday, fluff yes, smut no, i would rather not have my professor know that im a degenerate.

This was so great for my first returning writing project! i loved it so much. Tysm for the request!!!💚💚

[whatsupsonnyboy]

Joseph Quinn || million words

Pairing: Joseph Quinn x fem model reader

summary: It’s been a long time since Joe and you have been together, but it felt even longer since the last time he went with you to work. After being done with Stranger Things 4 promo he had found the time go and see you shoot and you were buzzing, unfortunately things doesn’t always go the way we want [based on this]

wc: 2.9K

warnings: body shaming (I tried to make it subtle tho cause I know it could be triggering), self-consciousness, angst (little), cute cute Joe, smut (soft and sweet), mdni!!!!, piv sex, unprotected sex (they’re a stablished couple ;) )

a/n: oh I loved this one, I really hope you enjoy it too. Sorry for any typos or thing that could possibly not make sense (I know v little about modeling and all!!) I got little to say, just as usual, reblog and comment please, likes are always welcomed too but you know, reblogging is what actually helps a writer 😉

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You were absolutely euphoric. You almost couldn’t even remember the last time Joe had had the chance to go with you to anything related to work. Since he received the call for his role as Eddie Munson in Stranger Things, his life took a 180º degrees flip and of course, yours had changed a little too. Not getting all the time as you were used to be together was the worst part, but you knew he was happy, despite all the stress and the endless days working, he was happy and as long as he was, you were too.  

He squeezed your hand when the car had arrived to the set and you looked at him, the biggest of the smiles on his face, you could feel he was excited to be there with you too. He always used to accompany you to your shoots back when he had more time, always claiming to love seeing you work.

As you entered the big building you started to feel kind of nervous and dizzy, maybe it was because of how long since you had Joe there for a shooting or because this shooting was really important for you. You were almost crying from joy when you had called Joe to explain that Savage X Fenty, Rihanna’s lingerie brand, wanted you to be part of their latest campaign.

Once the manager and the art director explained you how the photoshoot was supposed to be going, they showed you to the dressing room, where the make up artist was already waiting for you along with the hair stylist.

“I’ll see you on set baby” Joe said before kissing you goodbye and leaving you in the door. You just nodded and got inside, the nerves in your stomach building up.

-

You loved the outfits they had assigned you. The spicy orange lace bralette pairing with the Brazilian panties were just perfect. That one was the first one and you were already hoping they would gift it to you once you were done.

“Looking beautiful, love” one of the tech assistants, Aaron, he had told you he was called, said when he came to take you to set. “First Fenty shoot?” he asked, and you just nod your head, feeling kind of anxious. “Well, you sure will do it great, take it easy” he squeezed your arm gently and let you at the corner of the room filled with other models, some image techs, big lights, and the classic white background you were so used to. “You’re next, lookout” he said before disappearing.

You looked for Joe among the full room, but he reached you before you could put your eyes on him. His hand was on your waist as he gently kissed your shoulder. “Astonishing baby” he whispered playfully.

“Shut up” you giggled. Joe was drinking a coffee and had get rid of his jacket. His unironed shirt, two buttons undone, revealing the little chest hair and his two silver chains hanging on it. “You’re such a little whore, aren’t you” you teased him as you play with the chains.

“Hmm, If only I could kiss you right now” he whined. He couldn’t ruin your make up or your hair, which was partially hold back into two tiny braids, making your eyes look bigger and leaving your face clear.

“Behave, baby” you whispered.

“I am, trust me”.

Your little bubble exploded when you heard your name being called out. You run to the set, where the photographer was waiting for you. He asked again for your name and did a gesture to her assistant, who wrote something down on a little notebook.

“Okay, let’s do this I don’t have all day” she said in a really unfriendly way.

You had heard from the hair stylist before that Mila, today’s photographer, was a hard one, and how he tend to be pretty demanding and picky, but by her body language you could tell maybe it was even worse than what you’ve pictured.

She started to ask you for poses and ordered you to stand in a point and then in another, making weird faces after she snapped her camera button. You could even hear her hum and talk under her voice, despite you didn’t catch what she was saying it was starting to make you feel anxious.

“Is everything alright?” You dared to ask.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah” she said without even looking at you “Try to stretch more and put your right hand on your hip”

You did as you were told but after a couple more shots she didn’t seem any happier.

“Girl, you might want to ask for a push up instead” she said harshly and your eyes inevitably widened. “Your breast just not big enough, I don’t think you make justice to that”.

You looked for Joe for comfort, he was standing a few feet away from her and by the look on his face, he had perfectly heard her. He looked at you and smiled, trying to ease your nerves. You breathed in and out and imagined his voice in your head as he assured you how everything’s gonna be fine.

“Turn a little, stretch, put your right leg in front” she demanded and you silently obeyed. “Oh boy, this is nonsense…” she grunted. “Common, go change outfit, we’ll try again”.

You didn’t say a thing, maybe you have should because you felt she was being totally unfair to you. Okay, it was the first time you were doing this for the brand but it wasn’t as you didn’t know how to work. Joe followed you as you walked out the room, once you were far away enough from the set he made you stop.

“Hey, don’t listen to her okay” he said gently.

“Okay” you smiled shily, you didn’t want to listen, but the woman made it really difficult.

When you were back to the room, changed into a purple lace teddy, Joe was being approached by her. You frowned to the sight. What was she even doing, she was not only rude and unpleasant but completely insolent.

You got closer to set even you hadn’t been called yet just to observe the way he touched your boyfriend arm in a way too friendly way, but Joe immediately stepped back, a polite smile on his face but you could tell he was feeling awkward. Or at least it was what you wanted to think. When his eyes landed on you he seemed relieved and pulled a small grin, making the photographer look back at you.

“There you are!” she exclaimed and looked at you from head to toe. “Well, let’s see what we can do with this one… kinda looks better but still doesn’t fits you as it should” she remarked mercilessly.

You felt you blood boiling this time, anxiety leaving to make space for anger.

“Seems like your boyfriend is here, show him what you have girl” she said harshly as she pointed with her finger where she wanted you to stand.

You usually had a thick skin and were not easy to upset, but the whole situation was too much. You had never faced anything that came closer to that one. Joe winked an eye at you cheerfully and you swallowed hard before starting again.

Mila talked to you in such an awful way that you were having the hardest of the times trying to hide how pissed off you were getting. Not to mentions her nonstop comments on your body.

“You’re not just made for this one either… what can I say, too loose from there, too tight here” she said in a despicable way, sending waves of anger to your whole body, that would go inevitably tense.

“I-” you tried to speak but she hush you quickly and made a signal to the two other girls standing close to the set.

They were wearing the same teddy as you, same color and patron just different size.

“Common girls, lets show the newbie here how to pull this one”.

You moved from the set and stood next to Joe for a second, feeling dizzy and kind of numb, still processing the whole scenario. Mila would overpraise the girls, as if she needed to point out how good they were comparing to you. You felt absolutely sick.

“What do you think Joe boy” he addressed your boyfriend, and you felt your body tense even more, “if you don’t want to grab a drink latter with me you could always give them a try” she snapped and busted out in a laugh as if it was the best joke she had ever heard. “Either of them will for sure make a better match for you than the other one”.

“I’m done” you said angrily and rushed to the dressing room to get changed and go home. You didn’t give a single fuck if it was Fenty, Victoria Secret or Calvin Klein, you had had enough, and it was not worth your mental health.

You changed in less than an instant, grab your stuff and stormed out. Joe was outside waiting for you.

“Wait, baby” he said as he walked behind you. “Don’t listen to her, its just nonsense”.

“Is it Joe?” you replied with tons of anger and his eyes widened.

“What? Of course it is! She’s an asshole and you shouldn’t let her get you this way” he said in an exasperating calm tone.

“Are you kidding me?” you almost barked.

“Baby-”

“You know what?” you interrupted him. The last thing you wanted is to make a scene with him in public. “Forget about it”. You stated and didn’t look behind before taking the lift to the ground floor. You didn’t wait to see if Joe was coming or not, you rushed your way out of the building as you ordered an uber.  All you wanted was to get home as soon as possible.

-

Once you were home, you went straight to the bedroom Joe and you have shared for the last six months. You had a hot and relaxing bath that helped easing down your nerves and anger. You really couldn’t explain how bad you have ending up feeling, the comments about your body had been awful but your last straw had been the inappropriate comments targeted directly to your boyfriend. But the worst part, if it was even possible, had been Joe’s reaction. Which had been none. How could he have stood there without saying a damn word, the only sign of disapproval had been his frowned eyebrows, but he had begged you to maintain calm and stayed there. Why would he even had asked that?

Yet, way more than furious, you were really disappointed, terrified even. What if she was right? What if you were not enough for Joe and what if he had realized just then and there, maybe that’s why he had kept silence because he was so embarrassed to see the fool he had been.

The overwhelming and burning feeling in your chest obliged you to stop your mind, torturing yourself that way wasn’t going to lead to any good.So when you went out the bathtub you put on a pajamas and got into bed, your body felt incredible heavy and your head spined uncontrollably with hundreds of intoxicating thoughts. Maybe having a little nap would help, so you took your air pods, closed the blinds and played your favorite playlist in order to help you relax.

You had just started to feel a little better when you heard the front door closing, you paused the music so you heard Joe calling out your name, but you weren’t in the mood so you just stayed silent in the darkness of the room. A brief silence followed just for it to be broken by the noise of his knocks on the bedroom door. You didn’t even move.

“Baby, I know you’re there… lets talk” he said behind the door. Silence. You didn’t feel like talking then, the last thing you wanted in that moment was seeing his face pretending to be sorry. You didn’t think he was sorry, or at least it hadn’t looked like it back on set. “Y/n please… I’m begging you”.

“Go away Joseph” you murmured loud enough for him to hear you.

You waited a minute or two, but Joe didn’t say a word, he had done exactly what you told him, go away. You played the music and pulled the volume all the way up, tears starting to fall down your cheeks.

-

Joe went out to buy you your favorite treats at the groceries store, he got that you were mad, but he had never intended to hurt you. He loved you so much, the idea of hurting you broke his heart, and he was feeling desperate to fix things. Everything was dead silent as he crossed the main entrance of your apartment, maybe you had fallen asleep, but as he approached your bedroom he could catch the sobs from the inside. He knocked, but you did just not answer but your crying increased. Joe didn’t knock twice, he opened the door and got inside, approaching the bed and sitting right in the edge, next to you.  

“God baby I’m so damn sorry” he whispered as he rubbed your back.

“Why-” you whined as you sniffed. “Why you didn’t say anything?”

“Because if I had, I would literally would have ripped off her head from that pretentious and impertinent body of hers” he confessed, and you looked at him with doe eyes. “That’s why. I stayed calm only so you would stay calm too baby, so you could finish the shoot because I knew how much it meant for you…” he hold your face with one hand and whipped your tears away with the other one.

“So… you don’t think she’s right?” you asked in a hushed tone.

“Have you lost your mind? I love you baby and I don’t care about nonsense bullshit some random woman says and you shouldn’t either, but I understand you got upset and I’m sorry I didn’t act the way you needed me to” he admitted, and it warmed your heart but at the same time it made you feel bad, maybe you had been kind of unfair with him. Hadn’t thought it twice before getting mad.

“Oh Joe…” you said, tears starting to roll down your cheeks again.

“I’m so in love with you, just the idea of hurting you makes my heart ache, baby. I thought for a moment you were going to dump me” he said shyly.

“I could never do that, you little dork” you shook your head in disapproval.

“You were pretty upset” he said with a more relaxed tone.

“I was, yes… but that doesn’t mean I’m crazy” you said, laughing a little when he did, whipping the rest of your tears away. “I love you so much”.

“I love you more” he stated and before you could even reply he kissed you.  

What started as a tender and sweet kiss suddenly heated up. Joe cupping your face as you gave him full access to your mouth. He tasted as cigarettes and coffee and you loved it.

“I only want you baby, and I always will” he whispered in between small kisses that he would plaster on the edge of your mouth, going down your neck. You tilt your head so he could kiss your neck better. His wet kisses sending tingles down your spine and his sophisticated and woodsy scent flooding your senses. You tangled your fingers in his curls, messing a little with his hair and pulling him closer.

“Do you want me, Joe?” you asked teasingly.

He looked up to you with a devilish smirk on his face as a respond. He hovered you, pinning your body against the mattress and when he got closer to join your lips with his again, he murmured “Let me show you baby”.

You let Joe kiss you, letting him take control over the whole situation. His soft hands undressing you slowly and gently, caressing every part of your body they reached. You absolutely loved how tender and sweet he could be. He started to take his clothes off too. You laid there, admiring him as he got naked, he was so beautiful and you were crazy in love with him, just the same way he was with you. He was completely naked when he fit himself between your legs. “You’re so damn stunning baby” he praised you as he looked you deep into your eyes. His hands slowly traced back up your legs and you sucked in a breath. “I want you so bad” he hissed with darkened eyes and went slowly into you. Feeling him inside you was one of the better feelings in the entire world. He kissed you before he started moving slowly, creating a hot friction between your skin and his. You pulled him closer, wanting to feel every inch of him against you. Joe’s face found the space between your shoulder and your neck, his breath feeling heavy as he pushed your hips in a nice and constant rhythm that made your legs shake. The sensation overtook every single thought in your brain, and you started to feel your orgasm build in your lower belly. Joe kissed you and rocked his hips a little faster and harder just to send both of you over the edge.

When he laid down next to you, he brought you closer to his naked body, you loved laying naked with Joseph, it made you feel vulnerable but safe at the same time, as crazy it could sound. He maybe hadn’t been your first love, but he was for sure the one. Before Joe, you could have only imagined being loved in a passionate, beautiful, and respectful way, being in a relationship in which empathy and communication would be always the path was what you had always craved. And Joe was perfect, Joe loved you in such a perfect way, not even million words would be enough to explain.

[your-fave-adopted-you]

can you do Guardian! Staff members and Mc who loves to crochet or knitting? Please

Awwww i love this!

Guardian! School staff + MC who loves crochet/Knitting

Characters : Crowley, Crewel, Trein, Ashton + Sam bc i said so!

Gn pronouns were used.

TW : none

Context : Everyone knew you as the magicless human, the school unpaid therapist, the teacher's/principal's kid! But little did they know that you were hiding a secret weapon! your ability to melt everyone's heart only by using some wool and needles!

Dire Crowley

When you first mentioned him that you liked crochet, he honestly forgot for a good couple of months,

yeah, he didn't care at all.

But then one day, for, let's say Christmas, you gave him a gift that would almost make him cry.

it was,,,,, a pocket sized crocheted Crowley,,,

and boy did he like it

He always has mini Crowley around.

On his desk, hanging on the keychain, sleeping besides him on a mini bed like- wait a sec-

there you go.

he also uses a silk tissue for him as a blanket 😭 like.

He's definitely asked you for scarfs and sweaters (specially really ugly ones unironically)

bonus points if you actually comply because the following requests will be those same things but mini sized...

he just! adores the idea of having stuff like that, that you especially made for him!! it's like always carrying a piece of you around.

He also BRAGS to the staff how he's so worthy of your gifts and how talented you are.

this was so goofy but i can totally picture Crowley sleeping, wearing matching socks with the mini Crowley beside him.

Also i think he would try to make a mini y/n for the next Christmas... yep, an attempt was made, but after showing it to you he's most likely to "borrow" it back so they don't get separated.

Divus Crewel

The first thing that came to his mind were super ugly sweaters, i mean, really ugly ones.

But the stuff you do is actually pretty cute, and some of it is even wearable !

Once you gifted him a knitted scarf.

Since then every winter he will wear it until the snow melts. EVERY. SINGLE. WINTER. i imagine in the future the scarf will look like those "before and after" plushies, you know, the ones that look fucked up after 20 years of daily hugs.

he isn't like Crowley going everywhere showing the staff whatever you made him.

But if someone points out the cute scarf he's wearing he will proudly tell them that you made it. Yes. For him only.

If you're into knitting tops or dresses he will gladly offer his constructive criticism <3

very proud dad is happy to hear you're into some grandma ass hobby rather than going on hikes with Jade or "birdwatching" with Rook.

Mozus Trein

Absolutely adores your hobby. Your fan n.1

You often make silly sweaters for his cat. And you know what? he LOVES IT.

Will send you a hundred photos oh his poor cat all dressed up every time you make something new for him.

Sometimes you make matching outfits for Grim and his cat and he's very amused by it.

Grim tho? not so much

But canned tuna will always do the trick.

Will wear anything you knit for him. anything. if it's really ugly he'll just wear it under whatever he usually wears.

You found out by kitting him a Garfield sweater just to see if he would actually wear it this time. At first glance it didn't seem like it but if you carefully focused on his sleeves... you could actually see a trace of orange!

Ashton Vargas

At first he didn't care much

like, cool, that's always better than drugs

but listen okay. Father's day, Christmas, Whatever but, a gift.

A "world's best dad" kinda gift.

But! not on a mug pfff that would be so BASIC

no.

You gift him a tiny crochet trophy with "world's best dad written on it."

when you tell him you made it, he almost breaks your ribs by hugging you with all his strength 💀

IT'S SO TINY AND CUTE OMG

He will either a) put in on his keychain or b) put in on the shelf with the rest of his trophies and medals 😭

apart from it i just don't imagine this man using scarfs or gloves in the winter like, he's definitely just wearing a thin jacket and the usual stuff he wears in summer.

Sam

Not a guardian but

He knows, since you usually buy the materials at his place.

he jokes that he could use a doll or two, yk, for "science"

but then one day you appear with a tiny crochet Sam, a little voodoo themed just to follow the joke.

But he's dead serious.

"Since when do you have it?"

"huh? i finished it yesterday...?"

"You shouldn't be doing things like this, little trickster."

You may hate how it sounds when Rook says it but hearing it from Sam right now in such a threatening tone. chills.

"Sure you didn't even poke it a little? you didn't play with it right?"

You shake your head , nervous as hell 😭

And with that he laughs and tells you that he's just joking, he knows you can't even use magic to begin with.

But from now on he also keeps mini Sam around, yk, to keep him company in the store.

also i can see him requesting you this :

[cocozydiaries]

more mha dr asks!!!!!!!!!!

do u have any ideas for your hero costume etc.

anyone you're excited to meet??

any sort of idea on what you look like (physical description ig)

YESS MORE ASKS!! love these sm coz i gotta dig through the depths of my mind to answer them.

question when you guys ask me stuff do you like the overly long answers or should i keep it short? coz like the original answers were wayy longer this is literally me tryna keep it short😭 i actually have a problem

Hero costume:

tbh like most things i’m leaving this one for when i shift there but unlike most things it isn’t coz i want my subconscious to decide. Honestly i do not have the sense of style needed to come up with a good hero fit HOWEVER my drself does!!

i definitely want smth either pink or blue. me and uraraka are gonna be twinin🤭!!

i also know that i want smth kinda flowy. i loooove dresses and i mean i feel like smth flowy would just match my water based quirk yk?

i don’t have any inspo but honestly i’m probably not gonna look very hero like😭

anyways might be kinda odd but i looooove magical girl type of outfits sm! and before y’all go “but that’s so impractical for hero work!” not for me it’s isn’t 🙄

i genuinely did script i have a magical girl type of concept tho but still sorta practical to work in😭

Who i’m excited to meet:

i already know ik them in my dr but i cannot wait to meet my dr family! might be kinda cringe but i actually just might like my family??

i scripted in my cr sibling’s because idk🧍‍♀️. tbh i just can’t imagine being anywhere without them😭

i also can’t wait to meet my cat!! My family adopted a ton of pets because rich people but I specifically ended up with a stray cat i found at the pharmacy.

funnily enough that’s actually smth that happened to me here! except my mumsies said i can’t have the cat so instead the pharmacy took her in but i still get to visit her whenever i go there (she’s so lovely i love her sm!) anyways in my dr i ended up getting to adopt her instead. happy ending yippee.

AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE HER SHES LITERALLY MY BBY☹️ i also scripted (for my own mental health) that pets live wayyy longer now by like 10-20 whole more yrs coz i cannot imagine any of my kids dying before me

if you were wondering the total amount of pets we got a cat, dog, snake, and duck. and like random bird feeder thingies my parents added to the garden. the whole food chain ong

ig i’m also excited to meet up with some old childhood friends? Genuinely asking tho would it be weird to meet up with someone you used to be really close friends with but haven’t seen in a few years😭? Me and my drself are both baffed.

AND OCHAKO ML🫶🫶 i’m gonna meet her at UA probably BUT I HOPE I MEET HER BEFORE THAT TBH😭 but trust we’re gonna be besties

i scripted i’m super good at baking coz she mentioned she likes sweet stuff so i’m gonna spoil her with all sweet stuff i make😈 devious plan

Appearance stuff:

since this is a safe space… i feel i should share that i did in fact change my appearance. I don’t have a specific face claim (i wanna be surprised tbh) but mostly i just changed some of my facial features to their best version. looksmaxxingcore unironically i fear💔

i scripted that my face looks pretty and whatnot (in a very like unique way coz ugh she’s so different and quirky and unique🙄) but i still look and feel familiar to myself.

Also idk if you guys have heard that theory but like apparently after spending enough time with someone you start to look like them? Ik that theory generally means like clothes and aesthetic rather than actual facial features but i did script that even tho me and my siblings are adopted we somehow look similar to each other and our parents.

But the biggest change is probably my hair. in a reality where i can have any hair colour and you think i’m not going pink?

anyways i scripted that i have like pink streaks of hair in my otherwise black hair!! gonna match so well with my hero outfit!

smth like this!!

tbh it doesn’t matter coz i do dye my hair often so i’m probably gonna end up with a ton of different hair colours anyways

aside from that my hair is still its lovely curly self! i love my curls and never wanna get rid of them but i did script if i like straighten my hair that it STAYS straight even if i sweat and whatnot. i haaaaate when you get those curly little wisps peeking through coz of that😭

anyways that’s all for now! i love answering asks sm so this was real fun but i also love hearing about ur mha drs SO TAG ME IF YOU POST ABOUT THOSE

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Jane The Killer Headcanons

Sorry this took ages- she isn’t one of my favorites so I had to brainstorm a lot 🙏🏻

1. Jane doesn’t actually have white skin, she wears a mask nearly identical to Masky’s

2. The rest of Jane is covered in horrific burn marks- Jeff literally burnt her alive

3. Due to Slender magic (Sue me) Janes mask moves according to the expression she needs to make

4. Jane doesn’t have hair, it’s a wig she takes extremely good care of

5. Jane is 26

6. Jane is 5’7

7. Jane has a sensitive body for the most part, but her hands are to the extreme- due to this, she always wears shoulder length black gloves

8. Jane doesn’t actually feel insecure about her body, it’s why she’s so comfortable with wearing her black dress (plus it actually makes her feel good about herself)

9. She wears pantyhose. That’s the headcanon. I dunno just gives me the vibes that she unironically loves wearing them.

10. Jane doesn’t wear heels- she isn’t a masochist! ….she wears black flats instead :D

11. For the most part- Jane is pretty nice to everyone, she just fuckin hates Jeff

12. Jane and Sally kind of hate EACHOTHER due to the sibling bond between Sally and Jeff

13. Jane and Nina are frenemies, Nina understands Jane but still views Jeff kinda like a brother

14. Jane only wants to kill Jeff, nobody else

15. Jane does work for SlenderMan- let me explain…

16. Jane hates Jeff, and learned that he worked for a Watcher. To the point where Jeff had a contract with him, which meant that Jeff was essentially immortal. Jane decided that she would work for Slenderman as well, but she told Slenderman that she would never kill another person. Slender understood that Jane only wanted this job to kill Jeff, but he needed more sane people around him anyways. So he gave Jane the job of messenger. She has access to files, reports, mail, and documents. Not all proxies/pastas live in the mansion, so her job is to move around and deliver these messages. There are other messengers, but Jane is the main one as she is most dedicated to her job.

17. Jane’s main plan is to get on Slenders good side. She hopes that she will either become a watcher, convince a watcher (Slender) to kill Jeff, or convince Slender to break his contract with Jeff so that Jane can kill Jeff.

18. Due to Jane being under a Watching-Contract, Jeff cannot kill her. While he finds her antics stupid and adorable, it’s also extremely annoying to him

19. Jane is a lesbian (single in my AU tho)

20. Jane knows that Jeff is inside the closet. Jane honestly thinks Jeff is gay, not Bi.

21. Jane dislikes Liu, due to the fact that Liu has made attempts to rekindle the brotherly bond with Jeff

22. However, Jane and Sully get along because of their mutual murderous hatred for Jeff

23. Jane doesn’t have fuckin fingernails :(

24. Jane has multiple copies of her mask in case it gets destroyed

25. Jane has wigs other than her main one, but she doesn’t wear them very often because the others are idiots and can’t recognize her

26. Jane prefers to listen to instrumentals or more orchestral music

27. Jane always has a knife on her for self-defense. And to stab Jeff.

28. Every single day that passes, a Jeff gets stabbed by a Jane. (It doesn’t hurt him- he’s just fed up with getting his own blood on himself)

29. Jane and EJ both enjoy reading poetry and classical novels

30. Jane loves to spend her time reading, especially old classic romance or mystery novels. She thinks that the newer stuff is “too predictable and raunchy”

31. Jane writes poetry (I feel like I accidentally made her goth..)

32. Jane honestly dislikes using the internet, she prefers reading physical book copies, she prefers taking Polaroid pictures, she prefers writing her poetry with a pen and paper, etc.

33. Jane has a small collection of VHS tapes when she was a kid, they are her prized possession

34. Jane and Clockwork are very good friends (gay? Probably tbh)

35. Most of Jane’s poetry is about sadness, grief, love and revenge

36. Jane is usually very stone faced, but when she sees baby animals, especially puppies, she gets extremely giddy

37. Jane loves to be on time, she loves making to-do lists and schedules

38. Jane has OCD, while yes this means her room and schedule tends to be absolutely perfect- a change in schedule, even a minor one, can bring her massive break downs

39. Jane is always worried about the worst case scenario, due to this, she is always prepared

40. Jane likes to watch TV, she has streaming services to watch stuff like uhhhh (fuck what’s a show she would like..) Bridgerton?

41. Jane honestly kind of looks up to the works of Edgar Allen Poe

42. Jane has a itty bitty lesbian crush on Clockwork

43. Jane and Masky get along very well, and both hate Toby’s chaos

44. Despite the prim and proper life Jane tries to have, she enjoys being a little reckless

45. Jane actually really likes a lot of rock bands and would love to go to a concert, she just hides this fact because she’s a little embarrassed

46. Jane knows how to ride a motorcycle, only Clockwork and Masky (and.. Slender) know about this

47. Jane hangs up her poems on the walls, her love poems are hung in a heart shape around her dream catcher above her bed

48. Jane has a dream catcher- it was a random superstition she decided to do as a last ditch effort to stop the nightmares of.. “the incident”, ever since she put up the dream catcher- she hasn’t had a nightmare about it since

49. Jane collects crystals that are meant to bring health, love, and good luck. Ever since the dream catchers, she became a bit more ethereal and open

50. Jane buys incense and scented candles 24/7, if she’s in her room- there is the scent of incense burning or “Starlit Beach”

51. Jane’s room actually looks like a goth girls room, it’s smaller; Her bed has a grey and black checkered patterned blanket with dark grey pillows, across from her bed is a small TV with cute stickers on the side, above her bed is the dream catcher and poems, her walls are all black, her bed is pushed up against the wall that has a window, the window is always covered by curtains which are black with white stars, she has a skull-shaped rug on her floor, she has a small writing desk with a mini lamp, the desk is organized neatly with small doodles and poems stuck to the wall, on the other side of the room is a large bookshelf filled with old classics

52. Jane prefers the simple life, and while the mansion is loud and chaotic- a part of her hopes that she can’t kill Jeff, so that she has an excuse to call this place home

53. Jane is a little scared of commitment due to the fact that she’s certain that as soon as she kills Jeff, she will runaway from the woods

54. Jane only has a few close friends because she’s afraid to make connections

55. Jane really does love the color black, and also loves the color red