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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

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did it work

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flipping off animals is a really underappreciated form of comedy

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one william dollars and thirty-two gents 🧐

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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies

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If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

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It’s beach day and Rose’s security detail is dual-wielding the pool noodles

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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

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Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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Neva say Boin baby~

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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

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Well, I am running super late. But here is my fill for March to Camelot: Hunt