#I truly

[auvtre-fr]

wanted something new for my signature :)

[mr-honee]

honee: [offers coffee mug] wanna taste?

me: no

honee: so you don't like me?

me:

honee: wanna taste?

[rubra-wav]

Me: *several WIP requests already in the making*

My brain: *craving Vox fluff like a desperate, starving feral creature*

The way I want him is fucking abnormal. I wanna sink my teeth into that man and THRASH

Not literally

But RAH RAHD RAHSHA GRR AHSB RAHWHSJ

[a-shy-blueberry]

I genuinely hate my brain because I’ll read the most beautiful compelling delicious thing and I won’t have a singular thought besides “I love this!” Like I looooooooooove it, I want to feel it in my bones, in my toes, in the air around me. But zip zilch comes out when I go to comment it’s so stupid. So then I go to write something nice to the author I just sound like an idiot tripping over themselves.

[icanbeyourgenie]

— AND I SWALLOW // d.s  (via dangeress)

[wonwoonlight]

I'm so glad I'm not active in any fandom scene except for my own little bubble bc kpop nowadays are just records, records, and records, and I really could be careless abt that bc what do you mean someone is the first kpop act without english featuring to do this and someone else is the first kpop solo male to ever be in the XX chart for a certain amount of weeks wHY DOES IT MATTER

[superblysubpar]

I wish you never reblogged that delicious video of Joe kissing. I can’t focus at work. How dare you?? And how dare he have this beautiful gigantic hands take that entire gorgeous gal’s neck and face? And how DARE he put so much passion into a scene. Imagine him kissing with that much passion irl?? I can’t take it.

I COULDN'T SUFFER ALONE!!!!

🙄 truly, you're so right. How DARE he. Where does he keep the audacity????

ALSO, RIGHT?! THAT WAS ACTING. THAT WAS FOR A MOVIE. THAT WAS-

I can't. I'm done.

[allo-frouto]

You just need to be laid down and eaten out till you go to sleep 😌

That would hit the spot right now like no other.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[bandzboy]

since spotify wrapped is coming today i just want to bring awareness to the fact that around 86% of the songs on spotify are currently demonetized since spotify decided that tracks with under 1,000 cannot be monetized. not only that the ceo of spotify cashed out $35.8 million dollars in spotify shares in the third quarter of the year and it has been reported that he earns more than the top artists on the platform.

for a platform that claims to support artists, this is outrageous and i hope people realize that an artist who is starting out, cannot make a living out of spotify streams simply because daniel ek and his friends made it worse for the artists trying to start a career. if you wanna support musicians and the possibility for them to get a living wage please follow United Musicians and Allied Workers (UMAW) which are trying to make The Living Wage for Musicians Act a reality so musicians can be paid fairly through streaming platforms and get the cut they deserve.

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[yeehawpim]

a comic about fix-it fanfics