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HELLO???
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Credits to @feeerrx on tiktok
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Hey,
Heard you’ve been having a rough day, so I though I’d sent a message to remind you that I’m here for you, no matter what. If you want to talk about it, that’s cool. If not, that’s fine too. I’m coming over if that’s okay with you. I’ll bring you your favorite snacks and maybe we can watch a movie, play a game, whatever you want. Anything to make my favorite person feel better.
Love, Fuyu
I’m sorry??
Favorite person?? 😖😖💕💕
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Alright.
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#oh OH#!!!#ask and you shall receive :O#a certified creechur#going unhinged over the lil' boots#those are 100% Tove Jansson imagery#moominvalley and it's gender neutral high heels mwah#I think he must belong to the same genus of narrow anxious critters as sniff and fillyjonk#brain combusting because suddenly I have a terrible urge to reread moominvalley in november or something hhhrhrh#I'm not a rabid fan of that many things I don't collect merch and such#but moomins just spark joy every time and Jansson has been my personal idol since childhood#an unexpected niche thing but his makes me exceedinly happy#thank you!#;_;#gift art#kuroikamome#own characters#Machete
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More dude and bruh texts
#UTDR#UTMV#My Art#Cross Sans#Epic Sans#Kross ship#Kinda? Implied maybe?#These two share a bed regardless of relationship. I've just decided#Maybe implied krepic? Because Wick is in my head lol#Epic's collection of pictures of Killer sleeping on Cross grows#He has a whole album on his phone and if Cross knew he would probably combust#Anyway I woke up at 4am and couldn't get back to sleep and my brain would NOT let go of this idea#Drawing this like I'm exorcising the thought out of my head lol#Epic doesn't wanna sleep because nightmares but he does wanna use his bro like a bodypillow real quick#Killer's doing it like every night he must be missing something#Speaking of. Nightmare did see and he does not care#He thinks nothing of sharing a bed because they all do it constantly so this must be normal#His reaction was ''oh good you can wake Killer and tell him too''#And assumes the immense embarrassment coming off Cross is cause he got caught sleeping#TW suicide#Cross is just being dramatic but y'know just to be safe#This is the 3rd thing I've started drawing that involves Killer and Cross and cuddling#I need to finish and post the other two still but this is becoming a pattern lol#Anyway I have to do a shot of cold medicine and go be at work 🎉
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mm ^_^
#ninjago#jaya#jay walker#nya jiang#nya smith#nya ninjago#ninjago jaya#jay ninjago#ninjago jay#im so busy rn this is the best content i can give atm…#RAGHHHHHH! STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!#nyas so happy 😊😊shes so joyous#im a firm believer in nya falling harder btw like jay fell HARD but nya fell hit her head instant doom died came back to life kept falling#of course jay is crazy but i think nya is straight maniacal…she just keeps it in which is why shes explosion combustion nuclear reactor#do my tags ever make sense
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#doodle#genshin impact#kamisato ayaka#sangonomiya kokomi#kokoyaka#(?i think thats mostly what people are using for the english pairing name#this is old art i forgor 💀 to post it here#anywyas hey guys#anyone else here ship ayaka/kokomi#*cricket noises*#just me....... okeay....#my brainrot for these 2 is insane#someone save me -combusts into flames-
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Maedhros ‘whose spirit burned brighter than his father’s’ Feanorion dying in a fiery chasm is a suspiciously convenient way to avoid the ‘did he spontaneously combust’ question.
#Hard to tell man everything was on fire#Damn guess there’s just no way to know for sure#Personally I think he did only because a Maedhros-corpse is a really weird thought. No way would he leave a corpse#I start thinking about this and it’s like#Did he really have a body?#He was basically held together with force of will#But then there’s the question of the hand. Did that combust. Idk#Anyway#maedhros#maitmo nelyafinwe#maitimo#russandol#spontaneous combustion#silmarillion#silm#the silmarillion#the silm fandom#the silm#tolkien#silm fandom#silm shitpost#jrr tolkien#tolkien legendarium
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ok so yes obviously im on team venom and eddie should fuck (or at least make out) in venom 3, but more than any of that i desperately need eddie to call venom love/my love like he does in the comics like i will be wailing in the theater if that happens
#venom#venom the last dance#eddie brock#symbrock#i’ve actually lost the ability to be optimistic about things that i think should happen in media#but just know if they do this or anything like it#like literally any term of endearment#i will be spontaneously combusting in the theater#and then my friends will probably regret our friendship for like 3 months after the fact#because i’ll be super annoying about it
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for writing game, iwaizumi + assistance <3
hope this sparks some inspo and thank you in advancee
hi there!! thanks for sending in a prompt 🫶
contains: friends to lovers (ish), halloween parties, reader is dressed as catwoman, expletives, iwaizumi is thiiiiis 🤏 close to murdering seijoh4 (jk)
iwaizumi + assistance
this is a set-up.
iwaizumi knows he shouldn't have fucking believed anything the boys "promised" him back when they assigned him this costume.
the suit is fucking tight, spandex digging into his groins and all other crevices that definitely should be aired out after after a few hours. he's had to constantly readjust his stance almost every few minutes, the black fabric compressing his thighs and torso, significantly constricting the range of motion his shoulders and arms are typically used to. if anything else, it could double up as a back brace from how rigidly straight it's kept his posture all night.
he'll give it to makki though; he did outdo himself sourcing this year's costumes―this batman set looks pretty damn legit.
except for one tiny problem.
there's no fucking pee hole. it's a zip-up, zip-down one-piece situation. and that normally wouldn't be a problem, except that oikawa "accidentally" knocked over a cocktail straight into his pants, the sickeningly sweet liquid now seeping straight into the fabric and past his boxers―cold and sticky as it touches his skin.
and so, the problem: his pants are wet, it makes him want to fucking pee, and coincidentally, the only vacant bathroom is across the hall, at your apartment.
this is why he believes this is a set up. that, and the fact that you're dressed in an outfit strikingly similar―just with cat ears.
he's been asked five times in this party if you're in matching couple outfits.
it catches him off guard, flusters him because of how badly he wants to say yes. but, you're just friends, and he doesn't even think you like him that way (despite mattsun and oikawa practically begging him to confess. makki tells him he thinks you're going to do it first).
so he politely smiles and says no, but you look good, your costume clinging to you in all the right places. thank fucking god he has a cape because he's pretty sure he spent the first 30 minutes in the party hiding his boner.
"hajime, it's fine, i swear," you stand beside him in front of the conveniently locked bathroom in oikawa's apartment. from the other side of the door, he's pretty sure he hears mattsun and his girlfriend mumbling. maybe fucking? who knows. "you can just use the bathroom in my apartment."
he glances at you before closing his eyes, contemplating, before finally agreeing to you.
"okay."
if he's being honest with himself, friends is definitely an incomplete label to what you are. as oikawa's neighbor, you are conveniently around all the time; and oikawa being oikawa, the ever-social butterfly, he's somehow managed to carve a space for you in the friend group.
(never mind the fact that oikawa's sniffed him out from the moment he first introduced you.)
you were a crush, then a friend, and now you're someone he picks up from work and drives back home three times a week, because he "has to train oikawa." you don't question it, even when you both know he stays over for dinner way past the gym's open hours.
"you know where it is," you open your apartment and urge him in.
"sorry again," he turns to face you.
"yeah, yeah, just pee!" you laugh, shoving him towards the bathroom door.
getting out of the suit is manageable, and he's able to wipe off a bit of the cocktail that's leaked to the suit and his boxers just to make sure it isn't gross and sticky when he gets home later. peeing is a big relief once he gets it over with, but it's when he has to suit up again that things become difficult.
stretching out the spandex one body part at a time is a workout in itself―the hardest task being when he has to pull it over his shoulders, adjusting it to fit properly over his arms and chest.
but then the zipper breaks.
and he truly thinks makki has fucked him over.
iwaizumi contemplates what to do next for a good, good while. he tries calling oikawa, only to no success every time; no way in hell is he calling mattsun in the middle of having sex. and calling makki isn't even an option; he'd never hear the end of it.
then you knock on the door, your voice soft and concerned as you ask, "hajime? you good in there?" you hit it spot on, too, "do you need help with your suit?"
iwaizumi presses his palms to his eyes. he's a rational man, straightforward and logical in thinking. there is literally no other option for him right now but to ask help from you. again.
fuck.
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it's 30 minutes later when oikawa barges in your door, and the sight that greets him is iwaizumi in nothing but a hoodie (the hoodie you borrowed some time ago) and his boxers, with his hands on your waist as you hover your hairdryer over the crotch of his batman costume―cat headpiece off and all.
"you finally got together?!"
#iwaizumi x reader#hq!! x reader#shotorus.workbook#omg i hope u enjoyed this!! i had fun thinking it up ehehe and writing it#in my mind this is set in the same universe as the halloween one i did for mattsun―actually its the same party HABFHBSF#some stuff about the fic: iwaizumi is hot in that costume i spared the details bc i was going to combust MYSELF#but it clings to his muscles REAAAAAAL good and there's really not a lot of padding in the costume itself#bc makki believes in iwaizumi's anatomy enough to deliver#what happened in between iwaizumi asking for help and oikawa barging in??? we may never know 🤷♀️ kidding !#i just didnt write it in bc it would be too long but#if anyone is curious maybe i'll write it as a separate thing!#other stuff abt the fic: reader became good friends with oikawa first bc neighbors but then oikawa admittedly wanted to play matchmaker#so he invited reader a ton to their group things so he could introduce em to iwaizumi HAHA and iwaizumi crushed hard#they become close pretty quickly too hence why reader calls him hajime HAHAH and they hang out even outside of the group#theres definitely something like they text a lot and stuff but neither of them are sure of how the other feels so they arent admitting#reader has borrowed a hoodie from him tho#(aka the one he's wearing in the blurb bc it's the only article of clothing that fits him in reader's apt)#also they figured they'd just kill time by drying iwaizumi's costume bc for sure they couldn't chuck it in the dryer so the next best thing#was to just use a dryer and spot dry it#makki did source most of the costumes! except mattsun's and his gf's#uhhh they go back to the party afterwards but reader literally had to makeshift lock iwaizumi's costume with safety pins HAHA#i guess his muscles just be too popping 🤷♀️#fvntybomb#ask#rep#ask game answered
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obviously hanguang-jun would wear sports bras…. right?
Wei Wuxian failed his perception and insight check rolls.
#ask#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Flirting works differently when you are Neurodiverse. You need to be told directly or its Not A Thing. (this is a ADHD wwx household)#call that...taking the Initiative....#He is just trying to be polite but also still stuck on a very specific idea of who lwj is.#'He can't be flirting with me - Lan Zhan would combust if he had a single gay thought!'.#combined with: 'I think I might have a little bit of a crush on lwj but it could just be a desire for closer friendship'.#And now we have a recipe for trying to take on the burden of 'protecting someone' from your feelings#when its really just a problem with communication and being afraid of your own feelings + feeling as if you need to handle it alone.#Which we all know is wwx's major flaw. Call that *~*~Character consistency*~*~#Anyways - your art gave me a much needed laugh today B*) thank you very much (also whoops I didn't realize I wasn't following you until now
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Do you think Xiangli Yao would make a microwave explode if you just?
MY MICROWAVE.
#shitpost#wuthering waves#xiangli yao#it came to me out of nowhere#his arm is metal so I figured if theres a tiny version of him#boom explosion#need a new microwave he blew it up :(#I like to think if he was placed in something akin to a microwave it spontaneously combusts#microwave#my art#I sat there eyeballing him just to make this#bros eyes are so blue but the deep kind
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shut up im coping
#do i even need to spoiler tag this?#yknow what. yeah. im gonna rant anyway#wild life smp#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#GET HER OUT OF THAT TEAM. GIRL PLEASE BETRAY THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU SHOULDNT BE THERE#this isnt even me being high on gempearl anymore i wanted her to be with jimmy or skizz and then impulse and just. the blue man jumpscare#and to clarify this is pure character talk. i just. girl your character arc#girl your character arc its on the floor#the scene where they talk about her trauma from dl…i think im gonna combust#shut up. shut up please im smoking copium#i want this team to fall apart so bad. like good for you if youre happy with this but. augh#anyway Lizzie pov was very silly very fun i might just become a Lizzie main this season/j#mcyt#and yes. i am nothing if not dedicated to the bit so i am finding shiny duo screenshots for every ep like last time
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lighter who looks like a mean playboy but he's really just a goofy loser who drinks his respect women juice every morning (only son in a family of girls energy)
YES !! that cutscene of him catching lucy is PROOF. then we also have those other interactions with the store clerk and the girl asking if he was that podcast host.
i think he just looks intimidating, cool, mean playboy vibes but in reality, he really is just a little awkward and also respectful. i’d like to say he learnt a lot from big daddy specifically and that’s why lucy can send him out on random errands. he respects all of the sons of calydon girls so he doesn’t feel the need to have to step in all the time as their champion.
when it comes to women outside of the SoC, he seems to be awkward (cute!) and doesn’t want to be too pushy on them. HE IS VERY RESPECTFUL BUT IT COMES OUT AS AWKWARDNESS !!
#lumiresponds ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#lighter lorenz#this is just my hc and what i remember from the story#if im wrong i am SO SORRYY#i think this is another of his loser traits actually#that he has 0 rizz#like he has the looks and vibe but when it comes to actually talking to you#HES FLOPPING HES SWEATING HES ABOUT TO COMBUST#but idk how true that is so ermmm
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something something my design of ozai and iroh ‘s mama but she’s in a dress
#atla#ilah#fire lady ilah#avatar the last airbender#sulove’s works#dress design was stolen from a Marilyn Monroe pic don’t mind me 😁😁#I have a confession to make I’m a fiend for both this woman and her husband#she is desi because I (ME) want her to be desi#she is also blind. and a combustion bender thank yu very much .#I don’t think I’ve posted her on this account ? Idk guys#just take it atp#ask about her if you dare . a lot of her character is fanon because bryke loathes her
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Rangi's such an idiot. She was holding back pre-dating I know it. If she acted the same way she does post-dating Kyoshi, then Rangi would've literally exploded Kyoshi right out of the damn closet Kyoshi didn't know she was in sdjfklajfkjafk
There would've been no Fire Lily Incident. Kyoshi's eyes would've just been glued to that freaky little firebender TT0TT
#kyoshi's ass woulda tumbled backwards the same way Yangchen got her ass blown up by a combustion bender klfjdsalfja#kyoshi so in the closet she didn't know she was IN a closet and then was like 'oh I better get out of here then' TT0TT#rangshi#rangi#kyoshi#rangi sei'naka#rangi seinaka#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#rangi just tell kyoshi you want your back blown out by her. I'm sure she'll get the damn hint#you ever regret what you wrote but then realize you want to also inflict the psychic damage onto other's? this is that post#i sat on this for a day and thought "hmmm yeah I def regret writing that tag but i'mma publish anyway'#cause i forgot i wrote it and it made me laugh when I saw it again kdjksljf;a#'like calm DOWN girl' is what you CONSTANTLY think when you look at Rangi post-dating kjfdklasjfka#she's so fucking funny
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joel etho single dads au .........
#esp if we go w liml family#etho with scar and bdubs at the park#joel with hermes#their kids meet and become best friends and keep begging for five more minutes until theyre the last ones at the park#so joel and etho inevitably meet and start talking because theyre both hella bored waiting for their kids#and joel lowk kinda cannot stand etho#hes like “igh this guy is sooo pretentious i could sense it from a mile away. who does he think he is with that stupid white hair”#“newsflash it doesnt make you look cool it makes you look old as hell”#(but he doesnt say any of this)#(obviously)#and it works best if etho is totally oblivious#dude is just waiting 2 drop off scar n bdubs back home2 cleo so he can try2 get the Good Nights SleepTM hes been chasing since he was a bab#then they find out their kids go to the same school#and so obviously joel has decided to make it his mission in life to one up everything etho does#at this point etho is fully aware and finds it hilarious#because he is an Expert in these things okay. hes been making brownies for scar's bake sales since before hermes was Born#and joel can try as hard as he can but he just Cannot reach that level.#he can make as many cupcakes as he wants but none of them r gonna beat the gooey deliciousness of ethos chocolate chip triple layer brownie#and that is just soooo infuriating to him. his blood is boilimg at Every Single Parent Led Bake Sale Ever#and its even worse because etho looks like hes about to spontaneously combust at any possible second#his hair is a mess. deepppp eyebags. hes been running on maybe an hour of sleep every night for the past what eight years???#but hes sooo consistently perfect at everything.#joel hates him.#but like they also have to put up with each other at playdates and parties and whatnot because i repeat their kids are Best Friends#aughhh idk theres some potential there. i promise im just not getting it across very well#nya talks#trafficblr#hermitblr#joel smallishbeans
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