#I swear this is the last terrible one

[dzthenerd490]

The Malipherian Empire Reborn: Zantigo

Name: Zantigo

Gender: Bigender

S.O.: Pansexual

Species: Human Beast-Kin Hybrid (Wolf)

Job: Military Police/ 2 Star Exorcist/ Samurai.

Class: Ultra Rare Class

Arsenal: Demon Sword - Grants the user “Evil Power Up” which not only increases their original power by 3x but also gives the Evil Buff which does even more damage against good aligned enemies.

Energy Absorbing Blade - Absorbs the heat, radiation, lasers, energy, and even plasma of anything the blade touches including enemy attacks.

Enchanted Armor - grants the user the powerful ability of “Annual wish” which allows them to make a miracle class wish granting them almost anything. Though the user can only do it once a year.

Martial Arts User - grants the user the ability to use Blade, Blunt, and Monk based Martial Arts.

[wonder-worker]

Thinking about Elizabeth Woodville as a gothic heroine is making me go insane. She entered the story by overturning existing social structures, provoking both ire and fascination. She married into a dynasty doomed to eat itself alive. She was repeatedly associated with the supernatural, both in terms of love and death. Her life was shaped entirely by uncanny repetitions - two marriages, two widowhoods, two depositions, two flights to sanctuary, two ultimate reclamations, all paralleling and ricocheting off each other. Her plight after 1483 exposed the true rot at the heart of the monarchy - the trappings of royalty pulled away to reveal nothing, a never-ending cycle of betrayal and war, the price of power being the (literal) blood of children. She lived past the end of her family name, she lived past the end of her myth. She ended her life in a deeply anomalous position, half-in and half-out of royal society. She was both a haunting tragedy and the ultimate survivor who was finally free.

[altschmerzes]

"what do you MEAN character x looked at character y like this and they're not In Love" [the image is literally the man's face mostly obscured by an oxygen mask and someone else's hand and his eyes are mostly closed as he is passing out from blood loss and he just... looks like a guy who is passing out from blood loss]

i complain about this sort of fandom behaviour a lot but this one is just. fucking spectacular. great job guys.

[beauty-and-passion]

I love the analysis you did about Filbrick. The only thing that I disagree with is "Filbrick is not a bad father, because he kicked Stan out" because I do think that part of what makes him a bad father is that he kicked Stan out, that was a cruel thing to do.

Awww, thanks for reading my analysis!

Well, your point is extremely good. And yes, kicking Stanley out wasn't a great move coming from Filbrick.

What I wanted to point out by talking about that part, was that Filbrick's decision of kicking Stanley out was the result of a sudden spur of rage, mixed with the need to protect the other son. From his point of view, Stanley just admitted "Yes, I sabotaged my brother because I want to keep him stuck with me forever". Of course kicking him out wasn't the best solution, but it was the most instinctual one: your son is hurting the other? Separate them, before more harm is done.

But please, do not misinterpret my words: by saying that Filbrick acted out of a spur of rage (because that's what he does and it's clearly said in Lost Legends), I don't mean "Filbrick is a great dad". And by pointing out the reasoning behind it, I don't mean that he's Father of the Year and all fathers should be like him.

What I wanted to do was explain the reasoning behind his actions and how, according to him (and in a non-affective way), Filbrick was doing what he thought was the best for his sons and family.

Did he do it in the wrong way? Sure. Could he have done it better? Of course. Was it cruel? Sure it was, even though he thought it was the right thing to do.

Again: understanding doesn't imply accepting. I can get the reasoning, but that doesn't mean I endorse it. However, since it's interesting and it portrays a character more multifaceted than just "evil cardboard figurine no. 11", I wanted to show this to others too, so they can also realize that wow, even a background character can be compelling and interesting with some good writing.

(And nooo, this isn't a reference to another father we just found out he exists (existed?) and no I am definitely not writing one trillion posts regarding a certain someone what makes you think that)

[tinderboxofsillyideas]

"P rank please?.."

[valkyurii]

i love spending hours writing only to read it back the next day, cringe, and then delete the whole thing

[cxldtyrant]

anonymous asked: I'm afraid you are as weak as a little BABEH

IS THIS THE BIG GREEN DUB AGAIN—

Alright, @synthetixflora and @hopefromadoomedtimeline. Which one of you sent this?

[theshadowrealmitself]

I’ve run into a fic where Amanda helps Jim try to ask out Spock while Sarek helps out Spock with it

But I think it’d be funnier if they switched them around, like Amanda helping out Spock since as a Human she knows what Humans like! Except she doesn’t realize that because she’s embraced Vulcan culture so much for quite a few years her advice is…. yeah

Meanwhile, Sarek has decided that Jim should logically listen to him for advice since they raised Spock as mostly a Vulcan, unfortunately, Sarek has a hard time actually communicating so a huge majority of his advice is vague, and he’s kind of off putting to Jim to deal with

[orcelito]

Wonderful news, after a month of flossing almost every day, my gums are finally no longer bleeding every time I floss!! 😃

[ladyofthelake]

People really reblogging posts saying how the rings of power costumes are bad...bruh. Tell me you never watched the show without telling you never watched the show.

[katyspersonal]

Tumblr sorta needs a 'Mute' feature in my opinion. Like what if I don't want to block this user, what if I don't want to become enemies and in some days I'd like to interact. But also most of the time seeing how they avidly encourage everyone else whereas I get the passive-aggressive 'oh yeah very uhh... interesting... (please leave me alone I don't like your art lol)' makes me want to unfollow every single fan of these characters and never draw them again.

I remember two years ago the exact same thing happened when someone liked the same character and the same ship and I swear I was the only person in the fandom they bluntly left out and could not spare a single good word for. I can't even blame this on my art being "ugly" because this type of user always aggressively praises all art styles and all levels of skill, it feels more like 'a personal thing except we never fought a single time'. And now my toxic trait of needing approval from [cool person name] is back to haunt me years later! Add the unability to "abandon" this character/ship/whatever despite wanting to after facing so much unspoken passive spite, because I am a contrarian and the best way to trap me into doing something is to try to exclude me from it. I didn't face attempts to very aggressively bully me out of the yard/class/community/etc, sometimes with physical violence included, only to let something mid like passive aggression online finally do it.

I am really stupid and naive person despite my age, but in like 5% of the cases I will still understand the hint and understand what is going on. Yet I have to pretend to be clueless even in rare situations when I know someone hates me, because since they never admitted it, quitting will be perceived as me being "paranoid". But dear goooood, it hurts sometimes. I hope that one day I will be numbed to being treated as a tumor on an otherwise healthy body of society that someone is dying to amputate- and always a person whose approval I want, of all people. Knowing that this day will come is one of the things that keep me going as both a person and a creator. Things like viruses and diseases still try their best to persist, so even if I am actually one, I should persist. It doesn't matter whether I actually rot everything around me or this is just my self-depreciating delusion upon focusing on people that mistreated me and not people that loved me. What matters is persisting, I just still feel angry that it hurts. I can't respond spite with spite or passive aggression with passive aggression, I can't do the 'smug asshole' when I become aware that someone tries to starve me until I "die". I can just fall over and cry about it like a kicked dog, despite being so old, especially when it is a person I didn't have anything against.

And really.. It is as simple as turning the internet off, so I don't see The Person and can focus on doing stuff that I like, as if they never existed and can't crash my self-esteem. It is just annoying to keep doing this, a feature to not see them unless I am in the mood would be better. Like.. blocking is not an option. Not only it implies being enemies which is not my intention, but also it will be like an "evidence" that I was "crazy". They didn't do anything, right? Well, they know what they did, but it was never verbal, so it is my fault I "imagined things", right?

[mostlyvoid-partiallyflowers]

i am god’s strongest soldier (tummy hurts in a new jersey airport)

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Y'know I was starting to miss the olden days Kylux thing where people would invent first names for Hux (Brendol Jr, Tybalt, Sheev, if you've got other ones I'm starting a list) but those James Bond fics are really scratching that itch! I should write down all those Q names they range from normal aliases to first names I have never seen before (ie I just went from a fic where his name was Alexander to a fic where he's called Quinlen?? my Star Wars brain does not like this)

[paradigmsofbrittaperry]

I think one of the craziest things that a former object of my affection has ever said to me is “your boyfriend is just a less attractive version of me” like?? why would you say that?? are we still doing a Nick and Jess or are you just deranged?? 

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

i am so fucking angry and nothing seems to be going the way i want it to go

[kickbutts-singsongs]

you know those moments when you’re walking down the street and you look at somebody and you realize ‘I know that face’ but you can’t place where it’s from so you just pass them and keep walking along while it eats away at you for the rest of eternity