#I suppose if you really wanna see a pic of my outfit I sort of have one that I can dm y’all but I don’t know why anyone would want that
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iguessitsjustme · 1 year ago
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Ren Faire closing weekend with @heretherebedork
I am now simultaneously sweaty and dusty
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I only have a few pics of myself from today but I don’t post my face on tumblr so you get these instead
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py-dreamer · 3 months ago
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Ooop- so it's almost mid september...
Y'know what that means?
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Yea so we have a return of the stickers!!!
Well less stickers and kinda whatever this is Ig
Don't get me wrong I'm still super proud of it! I suppose it was meant to be like stickers from last year but it kinda escalated and sort off got a wee bit out of hand...
...just a tad bit...
Woooh! So anyone who's in the KNY hotpot might recognize this style and yes I did basically use the KNY birthday art format but COME ON!!!
IT'S SO CUTE!!!
LOOK AT MAH BOIII SITTING ON THAT CAKE!!!
I JUST WANNA NOM BIG BITE!!!
(If you can't tell I do really like this cake art)
I promise this time it is really 10 days till my actual birthday unlike the whoopsie 11 I did last year -_-'
And I know it's not Mk's birthday even though it looks like it is, I know. But it's the bloody format of the art and Idk how else to change it. Besides I think they slay in those birthday outfits.
And it was fun to do my sticker style in a bigger thing!
But Idk if it's cause I haven't touched my bloody stylus in ages or I've been swimming in the KNY hotpot for too long BUT WHY WAS MK'S FACE SO HARD TO DRAW FROM THE FRONT VIEW!!!
I HAD TO COMPROMISE, MANS LOOKING TOWARDS THE SIDE!!!! LIKE XIAOTIAN I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM CUTE LIL CHEEKS OF YOURS BUT WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO DRAW FROM THE FRONT!??!?
HE LOOKED LIKE A BLOODY CAT WITH SLIT EYES Y'ALL!!!
Oml...regardless, I did have a lot of fun with this and had lots of fun with the decorations and such. If you were here last year, your keen memory and astute eye might notice that the cake is the same cake I used in the 'shenanigans in space' birthday stickers I did last year!
@leesbian42, @cats-and-confusion remember that lol?
So the tiny memory flower thing and star candies are an homage to that :)
(btw, pssttt @emerialyncodevenice I know we haven't talked in a while but you mentioned that you liked the bloomin cake and was thinking of using it. Feel free to use this if you like, Idk how just credit me m'kay?)
But anyways, if y'all wanna use this pic, again. Pls credit me.
AND NO REPOSTING PLEASE!!!
The decorations are meant to be sugar cookies and idk what the icing is. Since I'm thinking more of an east asian fruit cake (those really really soft fluffy spongy ones) I was thinking more like light yellow dyed whipping cream and less buttercream.
Maybe even some kinda custard Idk...(does custard go well with cake?)
The orange chunks are meant to be like mango balls or chunks and hopefully the red thingys in the middle read across as strawberries
I had to include the Monkey king plush, he's just so little!
I was tempted to draw in the other characters as plushies since they are as important to MK probably but it's getting late and I'd already been working on this baby for like 3 hours already.
All in all, I do really like this and ngl, pray this doesn't flop.
I know my single stickers don't always do well but pls y'all I like this very much...
It is nice to compare this year's work and last year and I am proud to say I have improved at least somewhat
And as for why I rarely post, well I've gotten back from my holiday but sadly I'm at that age where work and stuff will be my main focus for the time being.
Got a lot of assignments and tests y'know...
(hell I have one due the 17th and tests to do tomorrow and here I am faffing on about legos on tumblr)
And like I said, I have been blipping and dabbing in demon slayer, read a lot more KNY fics lately (I actually have a mini sketch of kamaboko squad as hashiras, heavily inspired off of other designs but even so-, if I'm in the mood I might post that!)
But enough yapping, I'll try my best to keep up this 10 days thing
(if you don't know up till my birthday for 10 days I try to post a sticker or thingy like this one)
no promises since I am busier this year but this was a lot of fun so you'll definitely see some stuff.
(I just realized I have to keep up this level of detail in my other stuff T^T save meeeeeee plsssss)
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Heyo! Love your work btw *chef kiss* I'm obsessed with your poly turtles stuff. Could you maybe do some Christmas poly headcannons? Seasonal Activities they do with their s/o, possible gifts they receive, fav cookies/treats, fav Xmas music. Idk just some festive stuff? If you're busy that's cool 😎 your poly turt stuff has me needing more haha. Thanks!
Ok, I'm pretty sure I got this before Christmas and it's now May. I'm so sorry. I won't go into all the reasons I haven't really been writing because it's a lot but I want to get back into it so here goes with this very unseasonal post lmao
and thank you everyone for you patience as I get back into the swong of writing for my blog
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Raph
This big hunk of red and green first
He's very seasonal if you think about it
He's also super (secretly) into the holidays
catch him doing his rendition of rockin' around the Christmas tree very loudly when he's off his tits on eggnog
((side note I think he would hate eggnog but would drink it solely because it's festive))
He's secretly super sentimental and he knows you love this time of year so he really puts his back into it
I'm talking it's the 1st of December and he wakes you up in a full Santa outfit and white beard (that he knitted himself) yelling "Ho Ho Ho!" and asking if you've been naughty or nice
it's like 6am so you, naturally, tell him to piss off
to which he makes a big show of trying to shove you into his Santa sack because "Someone needs a trip to the North Pole to learn the Christmas spirit"
He's also pretty good with crafts
obvs you guys can't go outside and be seen so he creates a whole winter wonderland in the lair (without telling the others, Mikey was the only one who appreciated it tbh)
also he's a great cook so you spend evening after evening baking sugar cookies and decorating them, sipping hot chocolate with a candy cane in it and whipped cream on top, making warming winter soups.
In terms of gifts, he gets you anything and everything he even thinks you might like
real big spender this one
handmade too items like a scarf he knitted for you because your old one was a bit worn, handmade card, he even did a little snow globe that he made with figures of you and him inside of it
he'll say "I know it's lame" or "It's not the best but I tried" but it means the world to you
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Leo
Big boy blue up next
I see him loving a very traditional, old fashioned, classic Xmas.
His big thing is that he loves to decorate the tree with you
but you would always bicker about how it should look
"No, I think a gold and red theme would look better!"
"But, Leo, we have all of these cute glass candy canes I wanna hang!"
"But I have a vision!!"
so this year he decides to buy like 6 trees (and by buy I mean forage, steal or cut down)
so you can both have your own trees and decorate them however you want
this, obviously, becomes a Christmas competition
your very unwilling judges are Leo's brothers and even Splinter
they have never looked more uncomfortable than when you and Leo are very passionately stating your case for why your tree is better than the other's and it ends in you both throwing baubles at each other
about half an hour and a lot of tinsel lying everywhere later you decide that maybe you're both a little too competitive
but Leo reassures that "That's why I love you"
He's so big on quality time with you
lot's of sitting by a crackling fire, sipping coco and letting soft Christmas songs play
he's made a playlist of v gentle ones like Eartha Kitt's Santa baby, Conventry carol and god rest ye merry gentlemen.
it's all about the mood w/ Leo
as far as gifts, it's has to be something personal and sweet
a pressed flower in resin from the first day you both met, a silver heart shaped locket with a pic of you both in it, some sort of talisman that's supposed to keep you safe in ninja superstition
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Mikey
Time for chaotic good to come to play
Mikey just manages to capture that almost childlike enthusiasm and wonder for the season
He has a funny habit of wrapping your gifts to look like something else
last year you were certain he'd gotten you a rocking horse but it turned out to be a new phone and headphones
"How long did it take you to wrap it like that?"
"Don't ask questions you don't wanna know.....3 hours to make the horse part look right"
normally he gets you silly but sweet gifts
lots of sticking filler things
oh and he gets you an actual stocking too, but like a comically oversized one to fit all the gifts
stuff he's made too
one year he made you 50 hand cut paper snowflakes with 50 reasons he loves you written and drawn on them
also stuff you guys can do together
video games he knows you'll find fun, stupid interactive games that you can play, that kinda stuff
he does a special Xmas scavenger hunt for you each year that the others pretend is stupid but it keeps getting more elaborate as time goes on and even they are started to get invested in the ending
there's a theme and everything ranging from polar express to murder at the Christmas party to Santa's grotto....
he also never fails to dress up as Mrs Clause every year (because Raph insists on being Santa and at first Mikey just wanted everyone to laugh, but now it's kinda a tradition)
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Donnie
oh my sweet gadget boy
he's super big into cocktails, the sweeter the better
and you always get to name them together but you both have a warped sense of humour so the names are getting out of hand
you pick a fave each year as well
last year was "The abominable snowman's frozen left nut" and the year before was "Mrs Clause putting glass shavings in Santa's food because he came back with the clap"
I told you they were bizarre....
his gifts are always thoughtful and so romantic
I HC Donnie as being a super romantic guy
whether it be a painting he made of the constellations and planets in correct placement on the night the two of you first kissed
or a wreath of dried flowers and plants to hang on the door that came from the field behind your childhood house
but this year it's a scrapbook filled to the brim with every detail of the two of you, all dated and with a little annotation telling a story as to why it's in there. photos, cards, handwritten letters, magazine cut outs, diary entries.... it's all in there and it's enough to make you cry.
He also sneaks you out on Christmas eve every year without the others knowing (they'd flip if they came to know that he was stealing you away at that time)
but he takes you up to the rooftops to sit on blankets and drink hot chocolate (spiked with a little rum, it's Donnie after all...) and look at the lights and snowflakes and people bustling home to their families and you sit and feel at peace and laugh as you make up backstories to each individual you see scurrying home
you lean against his shoulder and every year that he does this it feels more magical than the last
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linawritesocs · 2 years ago
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vance's birthday ssr vignette!
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it's our beloved gamer boy's not you idia birthday!
some notes: this happens after vance's overblot, so his relationship with trey is not so good right now. also even though his oc appellations say that he would refer to mc as "prefect-san", i think he would call seth by his first name and "-kun" because he sees him as a friend.
(picrew link)
[ part 1 ]
[ heartslabyul dorm lounge - birthday venue ]
seth: happy birthday, vance-chan~
vance: !! seth-kun! i'm so happy you're here!
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seth: and you have no idea how happy i am to be here! you look so adorable in your birthday outfit too!
vance: hehe, thank you~ cater-kun took so many photos of me, he said that i look so cute, he just can't stop taking pics!
seth: if i had my phone with me right now, i would take as many photos as i could! but i have to focus on this interview thing..
vance: ooh, i think i heard about it before. you're gonna ask me some birthday-related questions, right?
seth: yeah, something like that. just remember that if any question makes you uncomfortable, you can tell me and we'll skip it. your birthday is supposed to be fun, right? we don't wanna ruin it.
*hayden's birthday ssr vignette flashback*
seth: *thinking* "i don't want the same thing to happen again.."
seth: okay, let's start! can you tell us about one of your past birthdays?
vance: hmm.. would my tenth birthday be okay?
seth: sure! ahh, i bet you were just as cute when you were little! just imagining tiny vance-chan running around makes me feel so warm and soft..
seth: i mean, you still are tiny-
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seth: okay, okay, you don't have to glare at me like that!
vance: so, me turning ten years old was a big deal for my family. everyone was super excited and i was so happy, because wow, i'm ten now! i'm not a little kid anymore!
vance: or so i thought. but later i realized that all of them still saw me as a little kid.
seth: i mean, when you're ten, you are still a child, even though celebrating your tenth birthday feels so special..
seth: but i totally get what you're saying! i can imagine that you were quite a rebellious type when you were little.
vance: oh, i wasn't like that at all, actually.
vance: everyone thought that i was a very sweet kid, who would never disobey his parents and grandpa and they often said things like "i wish my son was just as nice as you, vance-kun!" and "your parents are so lucky to have a son like you!"
seth: really?? wow, it's only a first question, but i learned something new about you already.
vance: well, considering my big brother's behavior, of course, people would think that i'm better than him..
seth: ah, wasn't your big brother a nrc student as well? i think he was in savanaclaw?
vance: yeah, that's one of the reasons why i wanted to be sorted into savanaclaw. he was much more loud and rebellious and he refused to listen to my parents and my grandpa especially.
vance: i still think he's really cool though! i want to be just like him when i become older!
seth: *thinking* "i heard that vance-chan's big bro was a huge troublemaker.. i don't wanna ruin his dreams or anything, but maybe it's better for him to not follow his example."
seth: *thinking* "riddle-chan wouldn't like that at all.."
vance: my tenth birthday was really fun, i got so many gifts, it was mostly toys, but i didn't mind.. though i wanted to get something more "mature" for once.
vance: my grandpa's gift was exactly like that, but it was.. the worst one, haha.
seth: your grandpa..
*vance's overblot flashback*
seth: um, i'm sorry that i'm asking, but what did he get you? i'm just curious, haha..
vance: ...
vance: *laughing* he thought it would be a good idea to get me this huge book about computers, how they were invented, how to build one, stuff like that.
vance: it was full of words that a 10 year old boy like me couldn't understand and i had to ask him what they mean, but he just told me that if i don't know that, i'm probably too stupid to read this book.
seth: vance-chan-
vance: but to be honest, i think my grandpa actually had good intentions.
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seth: huh?? why do you think so?
vance: well, i liked video games a lot since i was a child and he always told me how bad they are, but he still got me this book about computers for some reason even though he could get me something "more serious". you know, like, maybe a book about mathematics or biology.
vance: so.. i want to believe that he had a reason for buying that book and that reason was him trying to understand my interests better.
vance: it doesn't mean that i forgive him for what he did to me, though. that old man still sucks and i hate him with passion, but hey, i have to appreciate the effort.
seth: .. you're right, vance-chan.
seth: even if he's a part of your family, it doesn't mean that he deserves to be forgiven.
seth: i also want to believe that he got that book for you because he knew about your love for video games.
[ part 2 ]
seth: by the way, you can't eat sweet stuff, right? so what about your birthday cake?
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vance: ah, trey made sure it's more sour rather than sweet, so i don't have to worry about that.
vance: i could just tell him that i don't need a cake, but i still wanted to try one, because i deserve it and it's my birthday.
seth: *thinking* "he sounds kinda annoyed right now.. probably because of what happened between him and trey-chan."
seth: *thinking* "quick, gotta change the subject!"
seth: o-okay, so, did anyone wish you a happy birthday today, aside from the heartslabyul students?
vance: yeah, a lot of people actually! i'm pretty popular here, hehe~
vance: kalim-senpai, epel-kun, ortho-kun, hayden-senpai, merrill-senpai..
vance: idia also tried to say something to me, but he got too scared and left. he's so pathetic..
seth: wow, you don't like him at all, even though your interests are so similar.
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vance: well, that's because i'm better than him! i'm trying to quit that "using gamer slang every five seconds" habit of mine and i think i sound better like this. also even though i'm a gamer, i'm not a shut-in and i actually go outside and make friends! you know, i don't need reminders to go and touch some grass or anything! i even beat him in some games before!
vance: riley-kun beat him in a rhythm game before too. he's so cool, don't you think so?
seth: oh yeah, about him, did he wish you a happy birthday as well?
vance: he sure did! he was one of the first people to do that.
seth: and what did he get you?
vance: oh, riley-kun said that he's not good at giving gifts and apologized for that. he said that he hopes going to an amusement park later today will be enough and that he wants to tell me something really important there..
seth: interesting! so, did you agree to go?
vance: of course i did! i'm not sad about not getting a gift from riley-kun, i just really want to spend more time with him.
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vance: *blushing* s-so yeah, i'm very excited about it, hehe.. i'm especially curious to hear what he has to say..
seth: .. vance-chan, do you know what that means?
vance: huh?
seth: he asked you out on a date, you dummy! he's totally going to confess his feelings today!
vance: n-no, we're just friends, really! why would it be a date, haha..
seth: but do you want it to be a date?
vance: yes- i mean, uh..
vance: i-if that's what riley-kun w-wants..
seth: hehe, don't worry, your senpai's got your back. i will help you with everything, just stay calm, okay? riley-kun would never hate you or anything.
vance: um.. thank you, seth-kun.
vance: or would it be better for me to call you seth-senpai?
vance: honestly, even though you're a first-year, i feel like i can trust you more than some.. uh, other upperclassmen.
seth: *thinking* "oh, he totally means trey-chan."
seth: *thinking* "but i'm glad he thinks of me as a senpai! i just need to make other first-years think of me like that as well.."
[ part 3 ]
seth: okay, our interview is gonna end soon, but i have some questions left.
seth: now that i think about it, it's your first time celebrating your birthday here, right?
seth: so, did it turn out to be exactly what you expected from your dorm and this school?
vance: well, when i was sorted into this dorm, i hated the idea of celebrating my birthday here. i just knew that riddle-senpai will ruin everything.
vance: i even thought that he cares about unbirthday parties more than the birthday ones, haha..
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vance: *thinking* "riddle-senpai will definitely kill me if he reads this interview.."
vance: but actually, this birthday party is much more fun than i imagined it to be. riddle-senpai even said that he will allow me to do pretty much anything i want, because it's my birthday.
seth: oh, really? so what did you do-
vance: nothing special. i really want to do something dangerous or risky, but i'm way too scared of riddle-senpai even though he gave me a permission.
vance: also i have to stay safe if i want to meet up with riley-kun later..
seth: *laughing* you're right. i would support you no matter what you do, but if you end up injuring yourself again..
seth: even if you have riddle-chan's permission, he won't shut up about it and your future birthday parties won't be as fun.
vance: yeah. i'm surprised that he even decided to go easy on me today. i thought that he would be just as strict today..
vance: hm, maybe that's your influence, seth-kun?
seth: what do you mean?
vance: well, you two argue quite often and riddle-senpai never has anything good to say about you, but i noticed that he looks more.. relaxed when you're around?
vance: maybe he got this idea from you? i feel like he actually respects you a lot.
seth: .. i'm not so sure about that, but i'll ask him later.
seth: okay, is there anything else you're excited about, vance-chan?
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vance: do you know how some games have these birthday log-in bonuses and stuff? i can't wait to log in later today and get all those cool gifts!
vance: idia, if you're reading this interview, this is your punishment for telling me that i have awful gacha luck. maybe my luck isn't so good, but i have more in-game currency than you.
seth: ahaha, i'd love to see idia-chan's reaction to this!
seth: oh well, it looks like it's time for me to go. once again, happy birthday, vance-chan!
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postwarlevi · 3 years ago
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Everyone in the group chat wants to wind up Levi. So, they send pictures of themselves hanging out with you (his wife or gf). Them just having fun meetups without Levi. They'd tease him more like talking about hanging out, but one of them saying nah can't they're hanging out with you etc. Levi would be like 'the hell is going on!?'
He'd ask you and you're in on the joke a bit. You'd look at the pics and just smirk. 'oh yeah, that was fun.'
Just the thought of Levi being all pouty about it is so cute 💕
Yes we are going to add reader to the mix for sure! Oops did I mean to write this much? Did I go off topic? LOL
Man do the cadets love you. You're so sweet and nice to them and can talk down Levi from handing out harsh (what they would call) punishments.
It starts off with Mikasa and Sasha shopping and meeting you, also picking up a few things and suddenly you're having a girls day, eating ice cream and trying on outfits.
Sasha of course posts a few photos talking about hanging out with you. Levi doesn't mind because as much as he loves you, you need some girl time.
"Hey Levi, we're seeing a movie, wanna go?" Eren asks in the chat.
"I'll pass. At work." It's a simple response and one they sort of expect.
Three hours later Eren uploads a picture of himself, Armin and Annie in the theater seats, with you sitting next to him.
"Captainess got us popcorn!" You're all grinning waiting for the movie to start.
Levi is confused by this when he takes a break later and sees it.
Turns out they had an extra ticket and invited you when Levi turned them down.
"But we were supposed to go see it together." Levi says when you come home later.
"Oh, I didn't think you were interested and didn't want to bother you." He doesn't usually like movie theaters and you know he's been busy.
"You're not a bother." Levi grumbles.
This continues when Jean and Connies car breaks down and they complain about it in the chat and Levi tells them tough luck.
You hear about it and instead of letting them walk you pick them up and there's now a video of the three of you singing Livin' LA Vida Loca being uploaded.
"They have feet you know." Levi tells you when you meet up later.
"No big deal. I was headed out anyway, and they bought me lunch!"
Yes, Levi is aware of this thanks to more pictures.
He has no idea when this all started and why everyone is documenting but he's getting irritated since you're supposed to be going to the movies with him, eating lunch together, going on car rides. He doesn't mind you at all being there for the cadets, but it seems work is getting in his way and now they're taking up more of your time.
When you pop up in the Captains Kids chat he panics momentarily wondering why he is in trouble. But that's not at all, everyone is just having fun with you and now you can all talk together.
Levi has to silence his phone from time to time when you all get extremely chatty, talking about reality shows or telling long stories.
Walking around downtown, going to a strawberry festival, taking in a soccer game, are just some of the things going on lately. He finally loses it when you meet with Historia and Ymir, Jean and Connie at the beach.
There you all are in bathing suits, enjoying yourselves in the water, playing games on top of Jeans shoulders, trying to push Historia off of Ymirs.
"Give me back my wife!" He demands, and the chat goes dark the rest of the day.
Once you get home the look on your face makes him nervous.
"Levi, what was that?" You wonder.
He crosses his arms and sulks. "I just miss you."
"Well they want you you to come too, you know. They want us both there. And sometimes I think they have a hard time and really need you. I know it's not an emergency, exactly, but it's important. Sometimes we have conversations that are very significant for them and I do my best. Armin was talking about thinking he's not good enough and Sasha didn't know why the boy she likes hasn't been responding. So I just try to help them through that. I know technically they're adults but, life is hard. And I don't mind stepping in and helping when you're busy. I know how much you care about them. Besides, it's fun for me too."
Levi understands better. An emergency isn't just being in trouble. They need guidance sometimes and you've been there to talk with them. Even if Levi isn't good at that, just showing up might have made a difference.
"Thank you." He pulls you in for a kiss, not even minding the sand and salt water. "I'll be better." Because he wants to spend time with not only you, but them as well.
"You're doing fine." You tell him with a smile. He shouldn't feel guilty.
"Let's get you in the shower." Levi pulls you along, making you giggle.
And from then on, Levi makes more time and when you're not having date nights alone together, you're both with the cadets at karaoke night (they have yet to get Levi on stage, but he cheers you on when you get up there), or at a hockey game. And Levi is buying them sodas and responding in the chat more, sometimes just asking how their day was. He mutes the chat less often now.
And you are right, they really do love it when either of you, or both of you are available to hang out or talk to. Levis gotten a little better about the latter.
"Hey guys? I missed the bus." Sasha puts with a sad face.
"Don't worry potato girl, we're on the way." Levi writes almost immediately.
send in a The Captains Kids scenario!
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jadequeen88 · 4 years ago
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Incel Tomura
I couldn’t think of a good title for this, so... I just went with something real blunt. Anyway, this was inspired by a friend and how she actually met her IRL boyfriend.
PAIRING: Incel!Shigaraki x egirl!reader
TW: face sitting, degradation, mommy kink, reader basically bullying Tomura (he deserves it)
3.2k~
AS ALWAYS MY FICS ARE STRICTLY 18+
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“TCH!”
Tomura scoffed at the screen of his laptop. The Discord server he helped admin had gone to shit since he let that idiot Dabi loosen the requirements to join. It was one thing when Toga joined. He knew she was a decent gamer. But you? With those stereotypical cat-ear headsets, perfectly done make-up and short skirts? Please… He saw right through you. Just another fake ~uwu~ e-girl trying to pretend they knew what they were talking about.
It didn’t end with you being annoyingly informed in the gaming chat, either. You were always in the anime and manga chats, too… Suggesting different ones that there’s no way you actually enjoyed.
But the WORST part of you being in the server? Spamming the picture chat with selfies and outfit pics. No, it wasn’t against the guidelines and yes, you got lots of compliments (of course, you were clearly hot), but it made Tomura livid. Where there used to be pics of half-built PCs and screenshots of character upgrades, now there were endless pictures meant to tease and bait the guys in the server.
Today’s picture is what sent him completely over the edge. Your hair was put up in two messy space buns, signature pink cat-eared headset perched on your head. Your black, mesh top was straining against your tight, hot pink bra, barely hiding your cleavage and your slender neck was adorned with a chunky, black collar with a large, silver ring hanging from the front. The icing on the cake, though… the thing that broke him, was the face you were making. Eyes crossed, little pink tongue lolling past your perfect hot-pink lips, it was an obvious ahegao face. The caption read:
“New collar! Thank you for da gift @XxXknifey_wifeyXxX”
Followed by a bunch of annoying ass emojis.
Tomura shifted in his gaming chair, his growing bulge making his sweats tight. He gritted his teeth and opened his DMs…
******
You snickered as you opened your text chat with Dabi. Poor Tomura… He had no clue his friend was an old high school buddy of yours and sent screenshots every single time he bitched about your presence on the server. At first, it was just a couple of snide comments, but you quickly decided to turn it into a game. You’d add more emojis than you normally would, flirt shamelessly with Toga in the chat, and be very vocal with your opinions. Then it progressed with more and more selfies, pics showing off your new skirts, and pics of your pink, girly gaming setup. Today you pushed it with the ahegao face, you’ll admit. It was pretty out of character for you, but you couldn’t wait to hear about Tomura’s reaction from Dabi.
It was everything you hoped it would be:
Decay_666_
So can we give those bitches their own chat or what? Seriously, I’m sick of seeing their shit everywhere. Did you see her ahegao face selfie? This server was supposed to be for ACTUAL gamers, not fake e-girl sluts spamming the chat with their bullshit…
Cremation_Daddy
Lol, damn dude, calm down… we can make a separate chat. You’re the only one on the server complaining. Y/N really fucking you up that bad?
Decay_666_
Oh, fuck off… she’s just being an attention whore and it’s getting on my nerves.
Cremation_Daddy
Yeah, whatever you say. Prolly jerkin it to that selfie right now
You didn’t know why, but you kinda had a crush on the skinny loser. Knowing how worked up he’d get over the smallest things you did thrilled you. You wanted to know just how badly you affected him and today was the day you’d find out.
*****
Tomura heard a ping from his monitor alerting him to a new DM. expecting it to be Dabi giving him more shit, he scowled and clicked over to his Discord tab. When he saw that it was you DMing him, it was like someone had poured a bucket of ice water over his head. He could barely type he was so nervous.
Y/N
Hey :)
Decay_666_
Hi
Y/N
How did you like my new collar?
Tomura panicked. Had Dabi said something? There’s no way he’d do that. How did he even respond to that? He decided to feign ignorance.
Decay_666_
What collar?
Y/N
*image*
He audibly gasped. You sent him the selfie you’d posted in the chat earlier. Somehow, it was even hotter than the first time he’d seen it. Probably because you had sent it to him. You wanted to make sure he saw it. The thought alone made him painfully hard. He typed out a shaky response:
Decay_666_
Yeah… you look really pretty :)
He grimaced. He couldn’t think of anything clever when he was put on the spot like that. Plus, how long had it been since he’d spoken to a girl one on one? Much less a hot one? Never. That’s when.
Y/N
Aww, you’re so sweet :) wanna see it in person?
Now Tomura was wondering if he’d died and gone to heaven. Did she want to meet up? Wearing that fucking collar? There’s no way… He stared at the screen for a good ten minutes before another ping brought him back to reality.
Y/N
I’m free now if you are. Plus, there’s a new episode of *insert favorite anime* out and I didn’t wanna watch it alone.
Decay_666_
Yeah. Sure.
His response was almost uninterested but inside he was panicking. When was the last time he showered? How much time did he have to get ready? Did he even have any clean clothes? He leaped from his chair and ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Another ping rang out and he raced to check his DMs to see that you’d sent your address. To his surprise, you only lived a short walk from him. Another jolt of excitement shot through his spine as he quickly responded.
Decay_666_
Be over in 30 :)
He turned on the shower then started picking through his pile of clothes finding the ones that smelled the least offensive. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d been this nervous and excited at the same time.
*****
 Tomura shifted from one foot to the other, nervously scratching at the side of his neck. He caught himself before the skin there broke and he ended up having to deal with a bloody neck on top of already being a nervous wreck. He’d only been standing outside your apartment for a minute or two, but it felt like an eternity. He kept checking his phone to distract himself. Just as he was starting to question if this had been a good idea, the door flung open.
His eyes widened and his mouth turned into a thin line. You answered the door in a fucking towel. He began opening and closing his mouth like a fish that had been plucked from the water. You giggled innocently like it was perfectly normal to answer the door nearly naked.
“You’re here a little earlier than I expected! I just got out of the shower. Come on in,” you moved to the side to give him room to walk through the door into your small apartment. You were sure to not move completely out of the way so he’d have to almost brush against your chest. You could feel him stiffen and hold his breath as he passed by.
This was going to be so much fun…
*****
Tomura’s dick had been painfully hard the moment he’d seen you in that towel. Luckily, when you’d gone into your bedroom to get dressed, he was able to position it in his waistband so he wouldn’t be pitching a tent in front of you. The thought of you noticing him popping a boner just by looking at you in a towel was mortifying. 
However, what you decided to change into didn’t help his situation. Your baby pink terry cloth shorts would have shown the curve of your ass had it not been for the little row of ruffles around the bottom. Your tank top, the same baby pink color as your shorts, was pulled tight across your chest (holy shit, were you not wearing a bra?!). A fleeting glance at your chest proved to Tomura that you definitely were not wearing a bra.
“You can come on back,” you beckoned from the doorway of your bedroom, “I thought we’d be more comfortable in here…”
He gulped and rubbed his sweaty palms on his jeans before nodding and rising to walk towards you. Your room was foreign to him. Decorated with all shades of pink and purple, soft, plush bedding, and a soft pink glow emanated from the LED strip lights that lined the walls. Tomura stood awkwardly, looking around for a chair to sit in when you flopped onto your bed and began pulling up the streaming app on your tv. 
You looked up at him sweetly and patted the spot on the plush comforter next to you. “Come sit, Tomu! You don’t have to stand way over there. I don’t stink, ya know,” the wink you gave him made his knees buckle.
“Umm,” he chuckled nervously, “No, of course not. You, uhh… you smell…”
No, you were way too close. This was bad. There’s no way he would be able to string together a coherent thought, much less hold an actual conversation with you. You pout and lean in even closer to him.
“Tomuuuuu!” fuck, he hated that he loved that stupid nickname, “You think I smell?!”
“What?! N-no, not at all. I was trying to say that-”
Before he could finish his sentence, you tilted your head to the side offering up your neck for him to smell and he swears his eyes crossed as he tried to absorb what was happening.
“I even wore my new perfume! Go on, smell. Tell me what you think,” you smirk looking out of the corner of your eye.
Fuck.
You were teasing him, he knew you were, but his dick was so hard that he was completely at your mercy. He leaned in to take a tentative sniff and his eyes wandered lower. His breath hitched when he noticed the outline of your hardened nipples peeking through the thin material of your tank top. Before he knew what was happening, you turned your face forward and put your mouth next to his ear.
“Are you looking down my shirt, you pervert?” you purred. Tomura made some sort of incoherent noise and pulled away.
You laughed and pushed his shoulder playfully, “Geeze, I’m just kidding! You’re wound so tight.” you pause making a thoughtful face.
“Oh, I know how to help! Come on, over here,” you pulled him between your spread thighs and proceeded to rub his shoulders, working out all of the knots in his lean back.
After a few seconds, Tomura began to relax into your touch, slumping slightly and letting out a tiny sigh. He was deathly still the entire time you massaged him. He was terrified if he moved too much that his raging boner would free itself from his waistband. When your hands left his shoulders, he started to move away just to be pulled back into your lap. His head landed in your cleavage as your hands trailed down his chest. 
“Hmm, so tense, Tomu,” you whispered into the crown of his hair, “Is my massage not working?”
He wanted to yell that of course he was tensed up. That his dick is the hardest it’s ever been in his life and if he doesn’t hold as still as possible, he’s scared he might start humping the air like a pathetic dog. Before he can answer, your hand trails down to the waistband of his jeans, and he freezes. The tips of your fingers brush across his leaking tip and Tomura lets out a low, needy moan before he can stop himself.
“Just what I thought,” you purred as you began to trail your fingers up and down the hard bulge in his jeans, “Pathetic. Look at you, so fucking hard for me. And all I did was rub your shoulders.” He wanted to defend himself, but all he could do was whine as his eyes rolled in the back of his head while you continued touching him through his jeans.
“And to think, I never thought you’d want anything to do with some fake bimbo like me. Because I only game and watch anime for attention, right?” you squeeze his cock through his jeans, causing him to yelp. “Well? What do you have to say for yourself, incel? Wanna tell me why your dick is this hard for me if I’m so annoying to you?”
The realization that Dabi had told you everything flitted through the back of his mind, but he didn’t have room in his brain right then to be mad at him. He had to do whatever he needed to do to keep you touching him.
“I, ahh... I’m s-sorry,” he stuttered pathetically. The front of his jeans was wet from your teasing and the denim was rubbing him raw through his thin boxers, “D-didn’t, fuck, didn’t mean it like… ahh, l-like th-that.”
You loved how easily you could wreck him. You pet his hair back from his sweaty brow as you cooed at him lovingly.
“You know,” you removed your hand from the front of his jeans and he whined from the lack of friction, “You really hurt my feelings, baby. I thought you were so cool and the whole time, behind my back, you said just mean things about me.”
He sat up and turned to face you. His pathetic, needy gaze shot straight to your core. The power you held made you drunk and you desperately wanted more.
“No, no no no…” he grabbed your hands and you realized how clammy they were, “I’m-I’m so sorry. Please! Please…”
“Hmm,” you studied him for a moment, “Well… There might be a way you could make me feel a little better.” you tucked a strand of hair behind his ear, “You were so mean to me.”
“Anything! Please! I-I’ll do anything for you!” desperation started creeping in, thinking you’d leave him hanging with no relief. Little did he know, you had no intention of letting him go any time soon. Your plush lips curled into a devious smile. A soft hand reached up cupping his jaw.
“What a good boy, Tomu,” a tremor passed through his body. You reached over to your nightstand and pulled out the collar you’d taken the selfie in. 
“You know,” the collar danced between your painted nails, “This also came with a leash. I was thinking,” your lust-filled eyes meet his, “If you wanted to be a good boy for me… You’d let me see how pretty it looks around your neck.”
Tomura hesitated, his eyes rapidly moving between your eyes and the collar you held. After a moment of consideration, he nodded. You giggled and clapped your hands together excitedly leaping off the bed. You returned with a short, chain-link leash.
“Now,” you leaned in and fastened the collar around his neck. Your bodies were centimeters apart and Tomura thought he might pass out, “When you’re wearing your collar, you don’t call me Y/N,” you nudge his ear with your nose and whisper, “You call me ‘Mommy.’ Do you understand?” you feel him nod against your face.
“That’s not how good boys answer their Mommy. When you answer me, you say, ‘Yes Mommy’ or ‘No Mommy.’ Is that clear?”
“Y-yes… Mommy.”
“Mmm, what a good boy,” you placed a soft kiss on his neck and he let out the most delicious whimper. You hooked a finger through the ring on the front of the collar, “You’re gonna go sit in Mommy’s gaming chair and let her use you as a toy. Okay?” 
Tomura’s head was spinning and he almost couldn’t answer until you jerked him by his collar, “Y-yes, Mommy. Please, please make me your toy.”
You stood and dragged him over to your chair and made him sit, “What a polite boy you are! Saying ‘please’ without being asked. If you keep that up, you just might get a reward,” his belt buckle rattled as you worked his jeans down his narrow hips. 
A ragged breath escaped his chapped lips as you removed your tiny shorts revealing a black, lace thong. You straddled his lap, your dripping slit hovering a centimeter over the angry, leaking head of his cock. His hands shook as you placed them on your hips and slowly moved your thong to the side. Descending an inch at a time, only teasing his tip, was causing him to come undone underneath you.
“You’re already so close and I’ve only put the tip in. You better be a good boy and not come until I tell you to or you’re going to be punished,” you pushed another couple of inches inside and he nearly wept.
“I-I’m trying, M-mommy! I wanna be a good boy!”
“Mmm, I know, baby. You’re doing so,” another inch, “So…” and another, “Well.” you were fully seated on his cock now. Tomura knew he wouldn’t last. Your velvet walls were sucking him down harder than anything ever had before. It made his fleshlight feel like it was made of sandpaper. You had ruined him for anything else. 
With a few rolls of your hips and some high, airy moans, he was about to bust. “Mommy! Mommy, please! I-I’m g-gonna…”
“Tomu,” your voice was authoritative now, “If you come in Mommy’s pussy, I’m going to make you clean it out with your tongue then I’m going to sit on your face until I come as many times as I want.” your hand wrapped around his throat and you started bouncing on his cock. Your filthy words and aggressive motions catapulted him into an orgasm.
“You bad, BAD boy,” a smack to his cheek broke off his moans, “You disobeyed me! Did you do that on purpose?” your hand around his neck flexes, “Are you just a dirty incel that wants Mommy to get mean with you? Answer, Tomu!”
“Yes, Mommy!”
“Tell Mommy what you are…”
“I-I’m a-a… dirty incel.”
“And what do you want?”
“W-want… want Mommy to b-be mean to me…”
You lift him by the collar and attach the leash. He’s thrown onto the bed and you waste no time hovering your dripping slit over his face.
“Now,” you jerk the leash, “Clean up your mess.”
Tomura knew he should be disgusted right now, but his dick was getting harder by the second. With each lick inside your sloppy hole, he shamelessly moaned against your skin. The vibrations were going straight to your clit, causing you to ride his face harder. This went on until you’d almost reached your peak.
“Oh, baby,” you’re making Mommy feel so, so good, “I-I’m gonna…”
Tomura grabbed your ass and moved you back and forth on his face as he sucked your clit into his mouth. Your orgasm hit hard and fast. You lifted your body giving him a moment to breathe before sitting back down, earning a startled mumble from him.
“Don’t think that’s all,” you laughed and humped his face, making his eyes roll into the back of his head, “Be a good boy and mommy might even let you come…”
Tomura only nodded as he began to eat you again like he was starved. Maybe all the stuff you posted in the Discord server wasn’t so annoying anymore...
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collisiondiscourse · 4 years ago
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on the wonder duo (part 1)
(BNHA Analysis Post Ahead! This isn’t explicitly romantic, but it is an analysis of the relationship between the two most popular characters in BNHA--Katsuki Bakugou and Izuku Midoriya. Split into two posts because I realized that this was gonna be long as HELL)
yall ever think about the fact that the wonder duo is perfectly set up in so that bakugou and deku together are the better version of all might?
bc like. ive been thinking.
everyone knows the win to save and save to win parallel. How they are supposedly two halves of a whole perfect hero (which, previously, was defined as all might)
but ever since bakugou and deku started working as one—growing together to win AND save and continuously reminding each other that they shouldnt try to do things alone, ive realized that its BECAUSE theres two of them that they surpass all might. its not a case of deku and bakugou both being 50% of an ideal hero, but rather i think that they are 100% of what all might SHOULD HAVE BEEN from the very beginning.
as early as the AM v AFO battle in kamino, we see the effects of all mights flawed existence. the fact that he, the greatest and supposedly infallible symbol of peace, was destroyed—society had begun to collapse. there was suddenly no pillar to hold people together and the impacts were so severe that even in the latest chapters of mha it keeps on getting worse. the truth is, all mights biggest mistake was the burden he placed on his own shoulders
with bakugou and deku... its different.
its different for them because down to their attributions, they seem like two halves of a whole person.
i think that the wonder duo are going to surpass all might because of the fact that they work together.
@bakugoukatsuki-rising @svpercraigus @tybee​ @isaustraliaathing​
(batshit crazy and conspiratorial essay under the cut !)
1. Complementary Colors
I’d like to first preface literally everything I say by the fact that I am not an expert analyzer or literary major in any way. I am literally just some random fan on the internet who has wayyy too much time and looks wayyy too deep into things, but here we go!
A common thing we see when we talk about bakugou and deku is the way they are... sort of an inverse of one another.
Down to the design of their features and the way they move, Deku is the obviously softer of the two. There’s an intentional contrast between the two of them, in the way that Deku’s drawn with round shapes and curvy hair and the way Bakugou is literally all spikes and half-mast eyes and rough muscles. Bakugou’s movements too are languid and showy, with the way he leans when he walks and splays his legs and kicks open doors. Katsuki, in a casual sense, is loud and dramatic. 
Deku on the other hand s finicky. He jitters when he walks and he’s often fidgeting and mumbling. Comparatively, the aura he radiates is energetic and frenzied, even self-conscious to a point unlike Bakugou’s calm and confident movements.
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the point is, there’s a clear difference in how either of them are designed and what exactly they are supposed to represent. They utterly complement each other down to the way they behave and even their main colors (red-orange and blue-green) being literal complementary colors.
Now, moving to my more ungrounded points, this is quite a bit of a stretch so I’ll try as much as possible to make sense of these with hyperlinked sources because. yeah.
Down to their names, I think Deku and Bakugou both symbolize something deeper. I think that the way Hori expresses characters and what they’re meant to do is something that we have to pay close attention to when we talk about the Wonder Duo’s rise to success.
Izuku Midoriya (緑谷 出久), as some of us may know, does have an interesting meaning when broken up. According to a lovely fan translation of his name, ‘Izuku’--while not an actual name used commonly in real life--means to ‘Come out’ or ‘Long time’. ‘Midoriya’ on the other hand means (Midori) ‘Green’ and (ya) ‘valley’. The translator further pointed out that his first name ‘Izuku’ could be a reference to him being the first legendary hero to come out of the long-running All Might Era. (or, if you’ve been reading @/bakugoukatsuki-rising’s posts, the first significant anime protag in a long while to come out as queer, ppfft)
but that isn’t my focus right now.
We know that Hori LOVES telling stories with names, and more often than not in the BNHA universe, names alone tell us a lot of things about the characters. When referring to Izuku’s last name, Midoriya, it’s important I think to step back and realize that hey, maybe there’s something more to Green Valley than just the fact that his motif is all green.
After searching for a lil on the specifics of green valley, I’ve found out that across many cultures, the colour green and valleys in general tend to represent life. From dream analysts, to Christianity, and even old Taoist teachings, valleys are seen as areas of fertility and escape. They are seen as safe havens and often escapes for people to come to after running away from bad circumstances.
(Sound familiar?)
Deku, in essence represents life and peace. He represents being the “salvation” that the world in BNHA needed. To me, it sounds like Horikoshi is trying to say that he is the long-awaited hero in the sense. The one that people can feel will create a society that feels safe for everyone after years of All Might just saving people from themselves as a band-aid solution.
On the other hand, we have Katsuki Bakugou (爆豪 勝己), who’s name we commonly know means (Katsuki) Winner and (Bakugou) Explosion Master. He is essentially, the champion. The power. His name means success and power and all the things that make up winning.
When putting them side by side, it then becomes increasingly... interesting to me how their names almost perfectly slot into All Might’s save to win and win to save mantra, and how they are both quintessential parts to what made All Might as a hero.
2. Hero Too!
Now, I’m not even gonna really TOUCH much of what happens in canon. If you want me to do a step by step breakdown of their arcs in regards to the plot of manga and anime, feel free to send me a gratuitous ko-fi tip so I can pay for the headache I get after trying to organize my thoughts into word vomit.
What I WILL talk about on the other hand, is the subtle shift both of them slowly have in regards to how they look. Bakugou and Deku, while growing up, seem to have MANY many parallels--but before I elaborate on all of that, I wanna talk about something else.
Detour: Deku’s Red Shoes 
We all know the iconic symbol being Deku’s red shoes. For all his life, save for some outfits like his hero one, we see Deku more often than not wearing his signature red sneakers which have become a running joke in fandom.
But the funny thing is, in Japan, red shoes seem to have an interesting connotation.
In 1922, a popular Japanese nursery rhyme was written, called “Red Shoes”. The interesting part to me about this song was the symbolism that, in my tiny pea-sized brain, I could connect to the story of BNHA.
The story goes that there was a little girl with red shoes named ‘Kimi’. She was from Shizuoka prefecture (which, if you didn’t know, is most likely where Musutafu supposedly is) and was raised by a single mother. When she was young, her mother had to entrust her with a foreigner under the impression that they would give her a better life in America. The stranger is a man named Charles Hewitt (who was described to have blue eyes) and supposedly took her away. 
The singer of the song (supposedly the mother, but some argue it was written from the perspective of a childhood friend) believes that Kimi is happy and living a better life away from them, when the reality of the situation was much worse. The young girl with red shoes in actuality had Tuberculosis, and thus the foreigner whom she was entrusted to had left her to fend for herself and eventually left her to go to America while she died alone and orphaned.
“When I see red shoes, I think of her.”
A very interesting story with very interesting implications indeed.
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Anyway, moving on to the more... “nuanced” and connected parts of this section, I have every reason to believe that Bakugou and Deku were simply MEANT to be working together down to how they dress. Now, I’d like to discuss their hero costumes.
At the start of their series, using these godawful pics for reference, it’s clear to see that neither of them seem alike in any way--reflecting the dissonance in their relationship at that point in canon.
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ough. deku why. (yes we know why its because you love your mom you stupid little bunny <3)
Anyway, we see an immediate gap in how the two of them are. Deku’s first costume is one that reflects how he treated his dream of being a hero. He was still in that childlike idolization phase, the one where his dreams and aspirations were hinged on pure feelings and inspiration from All Might. Katsuki on the other hand was a lot more tactical--professional to an extent. The gap between their respective development with their quirks is something that is clearly felt in every fashion decision they’d made.
(Notice how Deku’s green is a lot brighter and less like the green accents Katsuki has all over his costume.)
As time progressed however... their costumes changed. The colors, the silhouettes, the practical functions, most things.
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(Deku’s Gamma Costume and Bakugou’s Winter Costume used respectively)
we begin to notice a few similarities.
As the show goes on and we see more evolutions of their costumes, it almost seems like they begin to look like a matching pair. Deku’s green grows darker and almost teal in nature, while Bakugou’s orange is veering towards red territory. This is important to note because red-orange and blue-green as I said earlier were complementary colors as compared to simply orange and green. The minute shift is something I really wasn’t quite sure was intentional, but something I find interesting to pick up nonetheless as the colors they used to accent their costumes begin to match up.
Secondly, I think and important thing to note is silhouettes. The way that both Bakugou and Deku’s costumes are designed follow a lot of parallels that typically we don’t see with the rest of 1-A. For one, they both have a combination of tight long-sleeved tops with a bulkier set of bottoms. They also share the use of utility belts and metal pieces typically worn around their necks. Deku has his bunny-eared hood that mimics All Might’s hair, while Bakugou has his orange and black explosion ear-pieces that mimic his own quirk.
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i don’t think any other people in class 1-A match each other as subtly yet strongly as these two. Uraraka and Deku and Bakugou and Kirishima do come close however.
“But Codi, you fucking knob!” I hear you plea. “This is such a reach and tells us practically NOTHING!” And yes, I’m inclined to agree with you! You’d be sort of right in the idea that this is a reach. Maybe I am looking too much into this, and maybe it really isn’t that deep--but I do think that them subconsciously matching outfits means something quite brilliant.
In the way that their costumes are designed, each aspect of either outfits have a very logical explanation. The changes were strategic and made with their fighting styles vividly in mind, so what that tells me is that BECAUSE these costumes are so complementary or similar in nature (Bakugou’s reinforcing his arms while Deku reinforces his legs), these two are implicitly showing the audience that their combat styles are complementary as well. 
The evolution of their design choices and similarities tell us that even unknowingly, their minds line up in strategy on the battlefield--a clear exhibit for why they would be INCREDIBLY POWERFUL as a Hero Duo to begin with.
When I look at their hero costumes side by side, I see a mirror. I see the way that these two are reflections of each other and are strong where the other isn’t. The point I see in BNHA repeatedly is that EVERYONE HAS A WEAKNESS. Nothing is infallible, regardless of how hard you train or how powerful your quirk is. Everyone will always have a weakness, but the significant difference I see when fandom discusses the future of Pro-Hero Society is that the new generation is finally raising itself to be RELIANT on each other. 
Observing their fighting styles and the simple use of their quirks, its obvious that they are indeed two parts of a whole hero. Bakugou, who’s quirk emphasized his arms and hands and the power that comes from it, while Deku who’s quirk now emphasizes his legs and lower body and the way he’s always running to save people.
IN CONCLUSION:
As they become heroes, it is easy to assume that if nothing else, Bakugou and Deku will cover each other’s weak spots (especially when you consider the way Deku probably won’t be able to keep using his arms with the way both the anime and manga are going...) (also chapter 285, anyone?)
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Part Two: Interactions, OfA
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janeyseymour · 4 years ago
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Breakable
WC: 6783
As much as everyone wants to believe that Jane Seymour was unbreakable- it just wasn’t true. The third queen needed help from her fellow queens. And they didn’t mind one bit. Sometimes, it was a bit more outward than others. Sometimes, it was a bigger deal than other times- from sitting with her after a nightmare to simply getting her a mug of tea, but they were always there for the demure queen.
I.
The gold queen stood outside of the blonde’s door for a few minutes, listening to Jane’s quiet sobs, hoping they would die down soon. It broke her heart to hear the sweet woman in such a state. When they only proceeded to get shakier and she could hear the third queen hiccuping, she knew she had to check in on her.
“Jane?” The first queen knocked lightly. “It’s Lina. Can I come in?”
“I, uh, oh, uh,” Jane stuttered from inside her room. “Just give me a second. I’m uh, getting changed,” she lied through her teeth, knowing that Catherine knew she was lying. She wiped at her tears and took a deep breath. She caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror on the way to open the door, and she broke down again.
“Actually Lina, I think I’m just going to, uh- I’m not really up for company right now. I uh, need to think some things through.”
“Querida, please? I’m worried for you.” Catherine was not one to beg and plead, despite what her song may have said about her in SiX.
“Lina, I-” the silver queen, despite her brain telling her not to open the door, opened the door.
“Oh sweetie,” the first queen sighed.
“I’m fine, really. I promise,” Jane said shakily.
“Are you though? It’s a bit obvious you’ve been crying.”
“Oh,” the third queen whispered. “Does anyone else know?” She asked, panic evident in her eyes. How she hated to let everyone in the house know she was upset. And when they found out why she was upset, she’d never hear the end of it.
“No. Everyone else is asleep.”
“Even-?”
“Even Cathy is asleep.”
“Oh. I’m sorry for keeping you awake. I’ll uh, I’ll be fine. You can go to bed if you’d like,” the blonde offered, not wanting her co-star to put herself out for her.
“I was already awake, Jane,” Aragon said in a reassuring tone. “I was actually on my way to make a cup of tea if you’d like to join.” Jane offered a small nod in return. It was only then that Catherine got a good look at the woman in front of her. Jane Seymour, the woman who was always so put together and strong now stood in front of her looking as if someone had kicked her puppy. The face that always had a bright smile on it was now stained with tears, a small frown displayed on her face. The hair that was always so neatly pinned back or pulled up, never a hair out of place- even when she first woke up- was now disheveled. The woman who normally stood so firmly while maintaining the aura that she was kind and warm now stood in a way where she looked smaller than she already was, arms wrapped around herself- almost as if she was trying to grasp for the reality that she was really there. The woman who was- for lack of a better word- unbreakable looked so broken. 
“Come on love. I was thinking of some of that pomegranate tea you love so much tonight. Does that sound like a plan to you?” The first queen held out a hand for the third to take. The blonde nodded, taking the hand hesitantly and allowed herself to be led down to the kitchen.
Catherine led the silver queen to the table and guided her into her seat before dancing around the kitchen to make the tea. It was quite odd in reality- Jane was always the one running the show in the kitchen, yet here she was allowing her best friend to do it for her. Not much later, Catalina had set a mug of tea in front of Jane who instinctively wrapped her hands around the mug, desperately praying the warmth being emitted from the cup would transfer to her soul.
“Now mija, what’s got you down?”
“I-” Jane bit the side of her lip. “I had a nightmare.” Catherine kept quiet. The blonde would continue talking eventually. “About Anne’s beheading.”
“Oh,” Catherine muttered. The two had sat many a night talking about this.
“I know that we’ve come to an agreement that it wasn’t my fault, and I wish I could say I whole-heartedly believe it, but I just can’t.” A stray tear fell, softly landing in her tea. “I was the reason she got beheaded. I could’ve stopped it. I didn’t even try. And because of me, she got beheaded. I died. Anna got divorced. Kat got beheaded. And Cathy was threatened with being beheaded.”
Were you-”
“I wasn’t looking for him,” Jane’s voice began to shake. “Father- he- Father told me if I didn’t move our family up in class, I was a failure. My brothers too. I- I wasn’t looking for him.”
“I know.”
“But it happened to be that he fancied me. Who was I to stop that? He was the king after all. But, if I knew what would’ve happened to Anne, I never would’ve done that. You know that, right?” Jane lifted her eyes from where they had been so focused on the mug in front of her to look at Catherine. There they were again, the broken eyes.
“I-”
“Catherine, please tell me you know that I never would’ve gone through with it if I had known she would be beheaded,” Jane pleaded, the tears falling like a river. They wouldn’t dry anytime soon. Her sobs wracked through her like an earthquake, her entire body trembling slightly at first, only to become more violent as she continued to silently. The silent storm- the most deadly. No one knew that it was happening- no one but the first and third queens.
After most of the tears subsided, tea long forgotten, the kind queen spoke quietly.
“You weren’t really coming down to get tea, were you?”
“No querida, I wasn’t. But I know that when Kat is having a hard time, you do the same thing for her. Why would I let you cry alone?”
“I- Thank you.”
II.
Instagrammer1549: Can we just talk about how all the other queens are serving looks, and then there’s Jane who looks like a mum?
Sixqueenswalkintoabar: She does look like a mum, but she pulls it off well, so who cares @Instagrammer1549
Roseamongstthethorns: jane you look just fine. You work mum jeans better than i ever could.
While what Roseamongstthethorns and Sixqueenswalkintoabar said was kind, all that Jane could see was Instagrammer1549 had commented on her post. And that led her to Anne’s room.
“Hey Annie? Are you in there?” Jane knocked on the door gently. 
“Give me a second!” The third queen laughed as she heard a crash before the door opened, revealing none other than Anne Boleyn herself.
“What’s up Janey?” The green queen leaned up against her door frame.
“So, I was on the instagram, and uh, here.” The third queen handed over her phone. The second queen looked over it for a second before a small frown drew itself on her face.
“So, they’re making fun of your outfit?” Jane nodded. “I don’t know why. I think the mum look suits you quite well actually.”
“Maybe I just need to get out of my comfort zone? I mean, I don’t know. You guys all look like... that. And there I am with a turtleneck and a cardigan. What if I gave it a try?”
“Well, I’ll help you if that’s what you want. But for what it’s worth, I think you make mum look good.”
So, a few hours later, the third queen and her predecessor were at the shops. 
“Try this on?” Anne held up a simple v-neck shirt.
“Isn’t that a little flashy?”
“Janey, it’s a simple v-neck. Your costume is much more revealing than this.” The blonde tried it on. She didn’t hate it.
“I suppose I could get on board with this. I’ll just make sure there isn’t too much cleavage.”
“And then, we pair it with a cute jean jacket- you can borrow one of mine- and some leggings. Simple enough, but stylish?”
“Okay, what about this?” Anne held up a sleeveless, black v-neck jumpsuit with sparkles along the waist.
“That’s... pretty.”
“Try it on?”
“What on Earth would I wear that for?”
“Jane, you realize we’re always doing some sort of interview or press junket, right? Pull this baby out, and-”
“Okay, okay. I’ll try it on.” The third queen vanished into the dressing room before appearing again.
“I really like this one,” Jane admitted with a sheepish smile.
“Well? Do a little twirl! Come on Janey!” The blonde did a turn, and Anne cheered. “Okay Mum!”
“Should I get it?” Jane looked at the price tag. “Oh gosh. That’s quite expensive for my taste. You know I prefer to just shop at-”
“Jane! Come on! You never splurge on something for yourself! You deserve to- just this once! It looks great, you said so yourself!”
“Well, I suppose so.”
“Great! Now let’s look for some more casual stuff. Things that you can mix and match with some of your other clothing too!”
The two left the shops with various items of clothing- some fancy, some casual. The green queen stayed true to Jane’s fashion. Even the most revealing shirt that Jane had purchased had the essence that it was “mum”. 
Jane debuted one of her new looks the next day, much to the surprise of the second queen. She had the simple v-neck they had bought along with a jean jacket the woman with space buns let her borrow as well as grey leggings. She didn’t look half bad.
“Wow Janey! You look great!” Anne smiled as she stole a pancake from the plate.
“Annie!” the blonde scolded her lightly. “But, you really think so?” The third queen blushed and tucked a stray piece of hair behind her ear.
“Yeah! You look so good! The messy bun? Never seen it done by you before, and you’re killing it! You look so good!”
Not long after, the other queens came down, all complimenting Jane.
“Wow. You look really nice Jane! Definitely different, but you still look like you! I love it!”
“We should all get dressed up and take cute pics today!” Kat smiled from her place at the table. “Would you wanna?”
“I think that’d be fun,” Jane, not normally one to opt to be in the photos, agreed.
A few weeks later, a situation where the queens had to dress up presented itself.
“Come on Janey! When we bought it, you loved it!”
“I know. It’s just... is it too revealing? We do have a younger audience. I don’t want to corrupt them.”
“Oh Mum,” Anne joked. “You saw what I’m wearing. The only two who dress moderately conservative are you and Aragon. Besides, I think the other queens will like what you have!”
Jane walked downstairs much later than the rest of the queens, having spent far too long looking at herself in the mirror and doubting the way she looked. Grabbing a cardigan (“It might be cold!” she would always insist, even on the warmest of nights), she made her way down the stairs.
“Hot damn Seymour!” Anna remarked when she saw the woman in black. 
“Do I look okay?” the blonde played with one of her loose curls.
“Mum! You look great!” the pink haired queen smiled.
When the queens posted about it the next day, no comments were made about Jane’s “mum look”, even though she had her cardigan on.
A few days later, Anne found a new set of wheels for her shoes with a simply note-
Thank you. -Janey
III.
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. We can run it again, or we don’t have to. I’m so sorry,” Jane apologized profusely. 
“We can just call it a day, what do you guys think?” Cleves suggested, seeing the clear distress that the silver queen was going through trying to learn the choreography. 
“But J-”
“I said I think we can call it a day,” Cleves stated with finality. She didn’t miss the look of gratefulness that the third queen shot her. 
“Alright girls. Home for dinner?” The silver queen had already gathered her things and was ready to leave.
“Seymour?” The woman who was always in red could hear the blonde clearly running through the routines in her room.
“Oh dammit,” the silver queen cursed quietly. “Give me a second!” The third queen could be heard making her way to her bed before allowing Cleves to come in.
“Hey Seymour.”
“Hi Anna!” Jane, now on her bed with a book open in her lap, looked up.
“I know you weren’t reading a second ago.”
“Ah, you caught me. How’d you know?”
“I could hear you tripping over your own feet and quiet curses. I figured I might be able to help you? With the choreography?”
“You know what? I would really appreciate that.” Jane set her book and glasses aside before standing back up. “I’m having a bit of trouble learning the choreography, but I don’t want to hold everyone up at rehearsal. I just come home and practice when I can. I guess I wasn’t that sneaky, was I?”
“As far as I know, I’m the only one who knows. I’ve heard you for a couple days now. So what parts are you having trouble with Seymour?”
“Would you laugh if I said all of it?”
The two were making their way through “Ex-Wives”. 
“I just don’t have the hips!” Jane laughed.
“You do have hips!”
“Well, I do have them!” the blonde couldn’t help but laugh. “I just don’t quite know how to use them!”
“And that’s why I’m here. By the time I’m done with you, you’ll be the queen of twerking if I can help it!
“Absolutely not! I’m more than happy to leave that title to you!”
“So, the dance break in No Way?”
“Well, the first part is mostly just poses. You have your poses, right?”
“I’m bad at dancing Anna, not posing. Although, I do have to admit, I practice them in the mirror quite often.”
“Oh my god, Seymour. Well, for what it’s worth, they look pretty good.”
“Okay, so the dance break is where I get really confused.”
The two queens worked hard into the night. Promising to go through the other songs the next day, the two went to bed.
“You ready for Boleyn’s song?”
“I actually have this one down I think. I practiced the little dance thing in the mirror a lot this morning. That was the only thing that was really tripping me up.”
“Nice! And my song?”
“Oh, that’s another story,” Jane let out a full belly laugh.
“Okay, let’s get started.”
The two made their way through Get Down and Haus of Holbein before calling it a night, the blonde quite sore from doing all the squats.
“You know, maybe next time you offer, I’ll actually come to the gym with you.”
And so, once the two finished their choreography practice, they found themselves at the gym.
“Wow! Janey, when did you figure all of this out?” Anne was shocked that Jane wasn’t tripping over feet anymore.
“I uh,”
“Guess it just clicked. Right Seymour?” The fourth queen shot her a look, knowing the blonde sometimes had a hard time admitting she needed to ask for help.
“I uh, actually no. Cleves found me practicing late one night, and I asked her to help me out. Thanks Anna.” The third queen’s smile shone brightly. 
“Oh, uh, no problem.”
“You know you didn’t have to tell them I helped you out, right?”
“I know. Thank you for helping me out again. And for letting me join you at the gym,” The silver queen, now donned in athletic wear, smiled as she wiped a bead of sweat from her forehead.
IV. 
“Hey Mum,” Katherine curled into her mother figure on the couch.
“Hi love,” Jane adjusted the way she was sitting so it was a bit easier on her body, groaning slightly.
“Are you okay?” Kat caught on to the way the older woman moved.
“I’m just fine dear. Just a bit tired from working out with Cleves last night. I think I might have pulled a muscle in my back too. And, to top it all off, I think my period is coming.”
“Oh. Uh, is there anything I can do to help you out?”
“Actually, I’ve been meaning to make a cup of tea. Unfortunately, I really did myself in with this back of mine.”
“I’ll make it for you! The pomegranate tea?” Jane gave her a thumbs up.
A few minutes later, the fifth queen returned, two mugs in hand. 
“I hope you don’t mind that I made myself some too. I thought it might be nice to try the tea you love?”
“Not a problem dear. You know what’s mine is yours.” The pink haired woman nodded as she placed the mugs down, twirling around to go back into the kitchen.
“I just have to grab a few more things.” Katherine came back into the living room juggling a heating pad, some pain relievers, and a few snacks she knew her mother figure enjoyed- dark chocolate, some pickles, an apple... a strange combination, but the blonde appreciated it nonetheless.
“Thank you honey. I really appreciate it.” The older woman popped the pills into her mouth and took a swig of her tea.
“It’s not a problem! Just want to make sure that you’re comfortable like you do for us when we’re a bit sore. I’ll be on my way now I suppose. Have a nice relaxing day!” Kat moved the television remote closer to Jane and began to make her way up the steps with her cup of tea when she heard a small plea.
“It’d be nice if you stayed?” Jane offered. “It can be kind of boring when no one else is around.
“If you really want me to stay, I will.” The queen clad in pink made her way over to the couch, sitting a bit further away from the woman in white than she usually would.
“Come here love,” Jane sighed, opening her arms for her daughter to curl into.
“Are you sure? I don’t want to hurt you or put a strain on your back or anything.”
“I’m positive. If it becomes uncomfortable, I’ll let you know. I’m just a bit sore love, not broken or anything.” And so, the two settled in on the couch together. “Anything you want to watch dear?”
“Oh uh, whatever is fine. I don’t really mind.”
“How does some reality television sound?” Truth be told, Jane didn’t fancy the reality television shows that the youngest queen loved so much. She had the entire house fooled- if it meant Katherine would sit with her and spend time with her though, it was worth listening to clearly staged fights and watching the ridiculously sappy moments of romance on screen. Kat nodded, finding the latest episode (because of course the duo was up to date with each and every show the younger woman loved).
Not long after the silver queen had finished a few bites of chocolate, the heating pad, along with the heat radiating from the woman curled into her side, had lulled her to sleep. The women in the house knew that if the third queen was sleeping, she needed it, and under no circumstances were they to wake her. This wasn’t exactly Jane’s rule, but the other queens deemed it a necessary rule without the blonde knowing it. 
“Janey fell asleep?” Anne wandered into the living room.
“Yeah, probably like 20 minutes ago?”
“Oh shit. So, we have to wait for dinner?”
“We’ll see how long she’s out for this time. If she’s out by the time we need to start dinner, I’ll just make it.”
“Okay. I’m off to go do big bitch energy things. Text me when it’s safe for me to come back into the house.”
“Oh, actually, could you grab my phone for me? It’s in my room.”
“Yeah dude. And then, I really am off to go to big bitch energy things. Lord knows I don’t need to wake Janey up again by accident. I still can’t believe how much Lina went off on me for that.”
“You know she’s just protective over Mum sometimes.”
“I know, but Jane wasn’t even pissed with me. It was all Aragon. Anyway, let me go grab your phone.” Anne returned a few moments later and began to throw the phone.
“Annie, don’t throw it!” Katherine called a moment too late. The phone landed in the blonde’s lap with a thud. 
“Shit,” Anne whispered. The two cousins held their breath, silently praying the third queen wouldn't wake up. After a few seconds, it became clear that she wouldn’t wake, and the two let go of the breath they were holding. “Well, on that note! I’m leaving!”
[the queens] Kat: mum’s asleep. no one comes back to the house and wakes her.
        Anne: @lina before u say anythin... im already outta the house n doing big bich energy things
        Anna: y was i not invited
        Anne: if u wanna come i didn leave yet. i can wait
        Anna: b out in a sec
        Catherine: Good riddance. Don't call if you get arrested. Cath and I are probably going to stay at the coffee shop and while longer then. Maybe get some shopping done so Jane doesn’t have to when she wakes up tonight  (because we all know she’ll be asleep for a long time)
        Cathy: Please call if you get arrested. @Lina, Jane wouldn’t be too happy if you left them.
        Kat: jus dnt call mum unless i txt shes awake first
Hours later, the woman who had been lulled to sleep was still dead to the world, leaving Katherine to try to figure out how to untangle herself from her mother’s arms to make dinner.
“What’s for dinner again?” the pink queen muttered to herself as she made her way to the kitchen, finally having succeeded in standing up without waking Jane. Glancing at the “weekly menu” the blonde made, she discovered that it was simply a pasta night.
“I can manage that,” the fifth queen chuckled with confidence.
And she did. Unbeknownst to the other queens, Katherine could cook. It turns out it pays off to watch the blonde flit around the kitchen and prepare meals, occasionally helping with small things like making sure that the pasta was stirred every so often and chopping up vegetables when needed. The fifth queen had succeeded in making copious amounts of pasta, heating the various sauces that the queens liked, along with cooking chicken, meatballs, and sausage for the queens to enjoy. She managed to chop up a selection of vegetables and lay them out on the table without cutting her fingers- a situation she often found herself in when helping her mother. As she was setting the table, the other four queens made their way into the house as quietly as they could, knowing Jane was asleep since Katherine hadn’t texted that she had woken up.
“Hey guys,” Katherine made her way into the living room from the kitchen. “Dinner’s almost ready and-”
“Holy shit that smells good,” Anna’s mouth began to water at the smell.
“Did you do this?” Aragon looked at the woman with the apron.
“I uh, yeah? I figured Mum needed sleep so I just took on cooking dinner for tonight?”
“And it’s not from a box?” Cathy laughed quietly.
“Believe it or not,” a raspy voice, the voice of a newly awake Jane Seymour, spoke up as she stood and stretched. “Kat can cook. She just chooses not to.”
“I-” The pink queen had been caught red-handed- literally. The woman had spilled a bit of the marina sauce on her hand and was about to clean it up when she heard the others arrive home. “Uh, dinner’s ready. I was just setting the table.”
Later that night, Katherine came knocking on Jane’s door.
“Come in!” The gentle voice called. When Kat opened the door, Jane smiled sleepily.
“I was just checking that you’re alright,” the fifth queen stuttered. “You know, with your back and all.”
“It’s not 100% yet, but that’s to be expected. I’m sure I wouldn’t be feeling as good as I do if you hadn’t stepped up and helped out your old mum. Thank you sweetheart.”
“I, uh, yeah.” Kat scratched the back of her head. “You’re welcome. I’m heading to bed now, so uh, goodnight?” She made her way over to the woman laying in her bed and kissed her cheek.
“You don’t want to hang out in here tonight?”
“I just didn’t want to bother you or your back,” Kat admitted.
“Nonsense. You know you’re never a bother. Go grab your things.”
A few moments later, the two were laying in bed together, happily watching a house hunting show in silence.
“Thank you for a wonderful day love.” Jane kissed the younger girl’s hairline and fell asleep.
She would wake up the next morning feeling much better.
V.
Jane Seymour had never been the most literate person. Hell, she had a hard time signing her name on various documents. Catherine Parr, one who people wouldn’t expect to be so observant because her head was always in her books, picked up on the way it would take the blonde several seconds to sign her name. Or how she would look slightly terrified when they were handed notes on their show. Or how she tended to listen to audiobooks as opposed to reading the book, like the rest of them would. Or how she really only knew how to write the letters in her name, and that was all the writer had ever seen her write. How she made voice memos of grocery lists instead of writing them in her notes like she or Catherine would.
“I’m going to the store. Would anyone like anything?” Jane called from the front room. A few voices responded with various groceries.
“Just send me a text please. I’ll pick them up.”
“Would you like me to go with you?” Cathy offered.
“If you’d like.”
“That’s fine. I think I need a moment or two away from my laptop anyway,” the writer shrugged. 
“Did, did you just get Cathy to take a break from work?” Aragon peered at the blonde from her place on the couch.
“Oh hush. You all act like I’m a work-a-holic.”
“That’s because you are. Now, get your coat on. Come on.” She turned to face the stairs before hollering, “If you need anything, text me!”
The two were at the grocery store when the sixth queen noticed something a bit strange. Her blonde co-star had popped an earbud in. Only then did she realize that the third queen was clicking on what the others had texted and was listening to the words they had typed. Deciding to brush it off, she allowed the blonde to go about this strange habit she had.
The third queen thought she was home alone. It really was quite easy to forget that Cathy was home sometimes, locked away in her bedroom working on her writing. Jane was curled up on the couch, the warmth of the fire reflecting off of her face as she struggled to read a simple book she had bought recently. Little did she know, the writer was watching her diligently.
“Shit,” Jane sighed. She pulled out her phone and typed the word into google before playing the word quietly and repeating it a few times. “What the hell does that mean?” She highlighted the definition before having her phone read it out loud to her.
“Hey Jane!” Cathy made her presence known. “What are you reading?” She sat down next to the blonde.
“I uh, it’s this book about uh-” Jane took a deep breath before continuing. “-I don’t really know if I’m being honest. I’ve been trying to get better at reading, but it’s kind of confusing.”
“What’s confusing about it?” The writer asked in a genuine tone, not mocking or belittling.
“I uh, I don’t really know. I’ve just never been the best reader or writer. Sorry. This must seem so stupid to you, you know, being a writer and all. I guess I’ll just stick to my audio books and things like that.”
“I don't think it’s stupid. I think it’s very admirable that you’re trying to get better. It can be really tough at first. Would you like some help? With reading and writing?”
“I- I think I’d like that.”
The two bought various books, and after a few weeks, Jane was reading better. Not quite to the standard that she had hoped, but the sixth queen assured her it was a process and to be proud of the advances she had made in such a short time.
“What problems do you have with writing?”
“I never really learned penmanship, as you could probably tell from my signature in our old lives. I picked up on my signature and simple phrases like ‘thank you’ and ‘I love you’ for you girls. Other than that, I don’t even really know how to write most of the letters in the alphabet properly,” the third queen confessed, a shade of crimson becoming apparent on her face.
“That’s alright. Penmanship can be quite hard. But, if you already have small phrases known, you know a good amount of letters already. And, you seem to have practiced your signature quite a bit. It looks wonderful,” the blue queen encouraged.
“Thank you. I’ve practiced... a lot.”
“Well, it’s paid off. Maybe we could go to the bookstore and find a book to help?”
“I think that’d be nice.”
The least literate queen quickly became an avid reader and her penmanship became much better thanks to the first woman in England to publish a book. As her penmanship got better and she became more confident with her skills, the sixth queen noticed that Jane’s handwriting was appearing more and more often. Whether it be grocery lists or simple notes to her fellow queens letting them know she was going out and not to worry about her, she always seemed to be practicing. The times of the blonde popping in an earbud to listen to the grocery requests became less frequent, and she wasn't afraid to ask the blue queen for help if she didn’t quite understand a word.
A few months into Jane Seymour’s literary adventures, a note was slipped under Cathy’s bedroom door late one night while she was working. She recognized the, what was once sloppy and hard to read but now clean and neat, handwriting immediately- a sense of joy overwhelming her.
Cathy,
I know I’ve said time and time again how thankful I am that you’ve been able to help me with my reading and writing skills. I figured this would be as good a time as any to show you my skills. So, this note was written without any help from a dictionary or a phone to help me figure out how to spell something. Thank you for having faith in me and not giving up on me- even when I wanted to give up on myself. Thank you for not looking down on me for not having these skills before. I know it might’ve been easy to brush me off seeing that you’re the first woman in England to publish work. But you didn’t. I am so thankful that you decided to help me. You are truly a kind and wonderful woman. Gold star for you Cathy Parr. Thank you. I love you.
-Janey
Catherine Parr considered this her most prized possession, setting it on her desk for her to see every time she sat at her desk- which was quite frequently.
VI.
The queens had sat down for an interview, and the interviewer was quite rude to the third queen to say the least. He wasn’t necessarily kind to the other women, but he was certainly the worst when it came to Jane Seymour.
“Now, I do have a question for all of you- besides Miss Seymour.”
“Of course,” Jane muttered under her breath. She was truly getting sick of taking the brunt of this man’s hatred.
“How can you stand living with this boring and bland woman who claims she’s the only one Henry truly loved? Don’t you think she is the least deserving to be in this show of yours?” the interviewer asked with a devious smirk on his face.
“Who the hell approved that question?” Cleves was quick to speak.
“Ladies, I assure you no one approved that question,” the woman behind the camera spoke. “I’m so sorry. This interview is over, and you are fired, effective immediately. Leave.” The woman directed the last part at the interviewer.
“What? I just asked a question.”
“An incredibly rude question. I advise you to get out now, because this is my property, and because you are no longer an employee here, I do believe you’re trespassing without my permission.”
“No,” Catherine of Aragon stated, putting a hand up. “He asked a question. Why don’t we answer it queens?”
“Ladies, you don’t have to. His behavior was abhorrent. I assure you, none of this will air, and you will still be compensated for your efforts.”
“I think we should answer it,” Cathy agreed. 
“Keep the cameras rolling. You’re gonna want a video of this,” Anne grinned, a mischievous twinkle in her eye.
“Queens, please don’t,” Jane practically squeaked, tears evident in her eyes.
“Why not Mum?”
“Because what he said was right,” Jane breathed out.
“No. Absolutely not,” Katherine shook her head, disgusted that this man who meant nothing to them could manipulate her mother into believing she was bland and boring.
“I advise you to listen closely- because I’m only going to say this once,” Katherine stared down this man, this being the first time she had ever stood up to a man without fear. “My mum is absolutely the least boring person on the earth, and you have no right to say anything about her. She is the most kind and caring person that I’ve ever met. She is insanely talented, she has a heart of gold, and she has more class in her pinky than you do in your entire body. She only says she’s the only one he truly loved because that’s how she went down in history.”
“Believe it or not, she tried to get us to take that part out because she didn’t want to offend the rest of us,” Cathy interjected.
“Jane is the least boring person I know. She might have this whole mum thing going for her, which we all know the queendom loves, and we wouldn’t trade her for the world. She keeps us- us being Anna, Kat, and me- in order. She’s a hell of a cook and a baker. She can be the silliest person when she wants to be. She is not boring or bland, and it is ridiculous to think that people think of her like that.” Anne crossed her arms, glaring at the man.
“What Seymour chooses to publish on social media is definitely not as risque as the rest of us. She chose that. What you guys don’t see is all of the things she doesn’t post. There are so many pictures of her being silly and making faces. She’s tried heelying with Bo. She’s been the mastermind between many pranks that go on in the house. She’s not afraid to get down and work out with me. She likes to keep it a bit more PG than most of us because she’s so very aware that we tend to have a younger fanbase, even with our show being a bit sexual at times. Seymour is the least boring person we know. She may not post all of the silly hijinks that happen,- and we don’t either because we don’t want to invade her privacy like that- but she is absolutely deserving of being a part of this family as any of us are. You know, the entire point of our show is to show how far we’ve come since we’ve been reincarnated. To show that we shouldn’t be compared. We are all here, and we are a family. We don’t need absolute morons with a single brain cell like you trying to tear down the family we’ve created. Suck on that, you buffoon,” Cleves practically yelled at the man.
“We were all the wives of the same man. Just because she may have gone down in history as ‘the only one he truly loved’ doesn’t mean she’s any less deserving of being in the show than the rest of us. And she is a wonderful person to live with. She makes sure we’re all okay when we’re sick or are having a rough day. She’s the first one to make a silly face and ‘ruin’ a picture. If you can believe it, it’s not Bo. She’s always surprising us with new things everyday- like when she beat Anna in an arm wrestling competition. She’s always striving to become a better person and show the world all the kindness and love that she has in her heart. She is far from bland and boring, and she is an absolute pleasure to work with and live with. She keeps our family together,” Aragon spoke a bit more level-headed than the rest of them, but her tone and glare towards the interviewer showed that she meant every word she had said.
“And with that, I think this interview is over,” Katherine stated with finality.
“Piss off. She’s still the bland wife,” the interviewer muttered.
“I’m so sorry, what was that?” Cleves stood from her chair.
“You clearly heard me,” the man also stood, trying to make an advance towards the red queen.
“Security, I think it’s about time you take this disgusting ex-employee out of here,” the woman behind the camera snarled to the men who had been behind her from the beginning. The man was escorted out quickly.
“I’m so sorry for the behavior that my ex-employee exhibited,” the woman sighed. “I do hope you know that none of that was planned, and he will not be getting his job back.”
“That was pretty clear,” Anne laughed.
“Miss Seymour, I’m so sorry for the-”
“It’s quite alright. It’s very clear not everyone here thought that way, and I’m sorry for the trouble we caused.”
“You six have nothing to apologize for. I do hope that we can try to reschedule another interviewer, perhaps with myself, if you’re still interested. Although, I do have to say I would completely understand if you decide to pull out of this interview after that experience.”
“I think that we could arrange something,” Jane smiled a bit for the first time since entering the building.
Later that night, Jane was in her room when she heard a light knock at the door. 
“Come in?” She called. When the door opened, she was met with the five other queens. “Hey girls.”
“I hope you know that we meant every word we said at that interview,” Catalina offered as she sat on the edge of the bed.
“We really did. That idiot-”
“I believe the word you chose was ‘buffoon’,” Anne laughed.
“That buffoon,” Anna continued. “was an absolute fool to think he could go after you like that and expect us to not defend you. Absolutely moronic.”
“Thank you girls. I really appreciate your efforts.”
“Please tell us you know that you aren’t bland and boring mum. Please,” Kat pleaded.
“As much as I wish I could, I still have those thoughts about myself sometimes,” the blonde admitted bashfully.
“Well, we’ll just keep reminding you that you’re amazing, and we love you just the way you are,” Cathy assured the silver queen.
“Thank you loves.”
So, maybe Jane Seymour wasn’t unbreakable. But in reality, her family was always right there to pick up her broken pieces and put her back together. Her family.
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asthmark · 5 years ago
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❝ lucky ❞, z.c
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pairing → chenle, reader
genre → fluff, angst? a lil??
word count → 3.1k (woah!!)
summary → "you just deserve… so much more than that. do you realize how true that must be for a boy you just met today to see it?"
a/n → this is 1000% inspired by this pic that dropped yesterday like.....chenle looked so good it reminded me why i bias him!!!! anyway i kind of like this it has rich chenle and daddy issues thats all xoxo (also i did not proofread like at all so if theres any typos it was taeil's fault lol)
everyone in the room is utterly unbearable.
you understand it's rude to think so but you're sure that if you were to tell any of them this they would instantly agree with you. of course, you would never do that. because you're a ceo's daughter; you're not allowed to have an opinion that would make you look imprudent, rude or anything less of perfect.
so what do you do? you smile. you make small talk. you try your best to ignore your sore feet that are confined in your pumps and the way your dress rides up your butt. your lack of manners could not and would not be the reason your father missed out on any chance to make some more money. he made that very clear to you. after all, the only reason he dragged you along to all these house parties was so you could make make a stellar impression. he wanted all the businessmen in the room to remember mr. l/n and his charming young daughter when they got in their limousines and drove back home so that they'd remember when they discussed mergers and new projects.
you were never comfortable with the idea of your father essentially using you as some sort of accessory but you sometimes went days on end without seeing him so you took what time you could get. of course, helping him build his empire and boost his reputation wasn't your preferred daddy-daughter activity but you would never tell him that. it would just cause problems in your already rocky relationship and you certainly didn't need that.
"y/n." speak of the devil. "why don't you make conversation with the other guests? or better yet, come talk to these investors. i'm sure they'd love to meet you."
you know exactly what your father means by that so you try to find a reason to decline. anything would be better than watching him suck up to anyone with deep pockets and try to get you to do the same. "um." you repress a relieved sigh when you catch sight of yuna entering and handing her coat to a housekeeper. "actually i see my friend over there. i think i'll just go talk to her."
he frowns and you realize his face seems to be permanently stuck like that when he was around you. you can't remember the last time you'd seen an authentic smile from him. you suppose that was reserved for when he was trying to seal a deal.
"just behave yourself," he says. he leans into your ear. "remember, people are watching."
then he's gone, leaving you standing alone for a split second before yuna comes and takes his place.
"hey!" she draws out the word for dramatic effect.
"hi," you respond, your greeting lacking the enthusiasm hers held. she wasn't your favorite person but it was nice to talk to someone who wasn't observing your every move. it gave you a break from the ridiculous standards everyone else seemed to hold you to.
she brushes her bangs out of her eyes as she sized you up. "ooh, i love your heels! how much?"
"like 15 bucks." her jaw drops and you can't help but giggle. "yeah, i bought them at a thrift store. just don't tell my dad."
she grins. "wow, i always thought thrifting was for poor people but i just might have to check it out now."
that was the thing about yuna. she was stupid rich and she wouldn't have it any other way. she loved designer brands and houses so big you could get lost in them. you didn't blame her for any of that but it was the fact that she didn't mind the stuffy dinner parties and being shown off that was a little puzzling to you. unlike you, she had perfected her fake laugh and polite small talk long ago and sometimes you wondered if she really did care about all these companies and powerful men. but you know that as long as she gets to wear her thousand dollar dresses and go home to her cozy mansion, she'll be happy. she did what it took to keep her lavish lifestyle and was a little too materialistic for your liking and you guess that's where you and her are different.
you finally answer her. "yeah, definitely. it's a lot of fun."
her eyes light up. "we should go together one of these days!"
your silence is definitely too long but thankfully, yuna doesn't notice. her short attention span had caused her to focus on something else—more specifically, someone.
"oh my god," she says. "who is that?"
a boy who looks around your age has appeared, accompanied by a middle-aged man in a suit. the older man is more put together by far but you still can't help but stare at who you assume to be his son. he's wearing a black jacket on top of a striped shirt and you notice that chains hang from his neck. a belt holds up a pair of dark and tight pants. and, god, is he wearing converse?
you can't help but crack a smile at that. you envy his comfortable look; you would trade all the chanel and prada in the world just to wear a t-shirt and pair of sneakers and not have everyone in the room judge you for it. but his outfit isn't the only thing you admire. he must have crazy amounts of confidence to show up looking like he does when being surrounded by so many managers, executives, and company heads. you can only imagine what they're thinking and yet, the boy didn't seem to care or look uncomfortable in the slightest. in fact, he seems oddly at ease, his eyes scanning the room. at one point his eyes sweep over you and you lock eyes.
you watch as he brushes his bangs out of his face, almost like he's trying to get a better look at you. you only stare back, shifting your weight from one leg to the other. he offers you a half smile, his eyes squinting slightly and cheeks growing. you can't help but smile back, noticing just how the stranger's had an adorable baby face.
he looks away when he notices his father gravitating towards a group of businessmen and follows him. you almost wonder if he was in the same position as you were, if he was nothing but a poster child who was shown off at every event and party there was. then you notice how his father holds him tightly and smiles widely—genuinely—when he introduces him to others.
your father never did that. he wouldn't let you wear clothes like that either. you could only assume that this boy and his father were different from the rest of you. maybe they sat down and had dinner together everyday? talked to each other about their day? you almost throw the idea out of your head completely because it seems just too foreign to you.
"oh my god," yuna says. that seemed to be her favorite phrase. "i've never seen them before. what do you think they're doing here?"
you shrug. "maybe they're new to town?"
she hums. you both stay silent, observing the pair before yuna seems to grow impatient. "well i'm gonna go meet them. i can't handle being out of the loop. wanna come?"
you say agree. you feel obligated to. for the first time in forever you're actually interested in something at one of these dull parties, you're not going to stand around and just watch.
you approach the newcomers, both your fathers and a couple other businessmen conversing with them. you wonder if they've already asked them how much they're worth or if they had the decency to wait a minute before sticking their noses in their business. but, you knew how people like them operated; decency was way too much to ask.
"hi daddy!" yuna enters the conversation swiftly.
"hi, sweetheart," her father responds, tucking a strand of her hair behind her ear. "this is my precious daughter, mr. zhong." he turns to yuna. "he and his son are visiting us all the way from our china branch. yuna, introduce yourself."
she doesn't need to be told twice. "hello, i'm yuna. i'm 17 years old and i'm studying at daewon preparatory. we're glad to have you here.it's a pleasure to meet you both."
mr. zhong smiles fondly at her. "the pleasure is all mine, young lady. what a beautiful daughter you have, mr. shin. she seems very capable."
yuna's father pulls her close to him, smiling at mr. zhong then her. "she sure is." you catch the subtle wink he throws her way, a silent 'good job' for that cute little introduction she did which was sure to score them some popularity points with the zhongs.
your father pulls you close to him and wraps an arm around your figure. both mr. zhong and mr. shin seem to be quite the fans of physical contact and although your father was not, you know that if that's what it took to make a good impression, he would become one, at least for the night.
"this is my daughter, mr. zhong." he turns to you and you take it as a cue to say something.
"hello, mr. zhong. i'm y/n." your introduction ends there and you feel your dad's grip on your arm tighten, indicating how unsatisfied he was with your brief answer.
you catch mr. zhong's son smile for the second time that night. although there is no mysterious eye contact this time, just a cute boy probably making fun of your lame introduction.
"well, how old are you, y/n?" mr. zhong asks, making conversation for you.
"i'm eighteen."
"oh, so is my son! isn't that right, chenle?"
his son—chenle—nods.
"well, i think we should leave the children to become acquainted. what do you think, gentlemen?"
everyone seems to agree. then, all that's left is the three of you.
to your surprise, chenle speaks first and it's a reintroduction. "i'm chenle."
you copy him. "i'm y/n."
"and i'm yuna. so, you're from china right?" she doesn't give him a chance to respond. "i read that there are over four million millionaires there. are you one of them?"
he furrows his brows and you can't help but sigh at yuna's question. she was fixed on the money aspect of things, as usual.
"i guess," he says, giving it little thought.
she practically squeals. "you're probably one of the youngest in the country! have you ever thought about that?"
"not really. i don't really like to think about money or these companies or big shot business dudes or any of that," he says, bluntly. "i mean, it would just make me feel more privileged than i already am. besides, it's all just a big headache. i'll leave it for the old man."
yuna's face falls and you hold in a laugh.
you finally chime in. "you know what, i have to agree. so much money can drive a person crazy. sometimes it even goes straight to their heads."
chenle can't hold back his amused snort. both him and yuna know exactly who you're referring to.
she wastes no time defending herself.  "but, with reason y/n. to be fair, only 1% of millionaires are under 35 and here i am at 16."
you restrain yourself from scoffing. "well i'm sure the other 99% of the population doesn't get things handed to them on a silver platter by their daddy, yuna."
she stares you down, her huge, hazel eyes never leaving your e/c ones. "i think it'd be best if i excused myself. i'm going to go find my father, if you both don't mind."
"not at all," chenle mumbles as you both watch her stomp away.
you exhale loudly. "i knew i was gonna snap one of these days."
"well, if you didn't i would have," chenle responds.
"frankly, i don't regret a thing," you say, turning back to his smiling face.
"mm, and what if she tells daddy?" he inquires, folding his arms.
you playfully raise a brow. "i'll have you know, i'm one of the 1% of millionaires that are under 35, i think i have the advantage."  
he giggles. "oh god, that was unbelievable. where did she even get those numbers from?"
"i have no idea but it was just… painful to watch. i'm gonna need a breath of fresh air after that."
he nods in agreement and you both walk towards the nearby balcony.  you step outside, the breeze whipping your hair all over the place and leaving goosebumps on your skin.
"you know," he begins before silence can settle upon you two for too long. "i was really hoping there would be someone around my age here tonight. and i don't know if you usually come to these things or if you don't but either way, i am so glad you're here."
this comment reminds you of the way he had stared you down upon arriving and it makes your face feel a little warm despite the cool air of the night. "'cause i'm the only thing standing between you and a wonderful night with yuna."  
"oh i'm sure it would've been real wonderful." he gives you a 'yeah right' look. "we couldn't even hang around each other for more than five minutes, i'm positive it would've been a long night."
you nod. "every night with her is. usually she's the only person i end up talking to at these things and let me just say, i think she's more money-hungry than all the men in there combined."
chenle whistles, lowly. "combined? that's dangerous."
"yeah, she takes after daddy," you mutter, picking at your nail polish that has begun to peel.
"what a relief you don't," he says. "or else i think i would have thrown myself off this balcony by now."
"well, you don't have to worry about that. you and i are on the same boat. money doesn't interest me all that much. definitely not to that extent."
"what does interest you?" chenle asks, turning his attention to you instead of the city lights in the distance.
you shrug. "i haven't figured it out yet. i'm too busy trying to be perfect. and i have a long way to go. just ask my dad, he seems to have really strong opinions on the matter."
"oh, i get it," he says. "you're so focused on being the perfect daughter that you haven't figured out what's going on in there." he wiggles his finger around your forehead.
"i just… want to make him happy. i want to see him smile because of me. even if 'me' is that daughter he expects me to be. i'm okay with being her. i'll take it."
chenle furrows his eyebrows and suddenly he doesn't seem to get it anymore. "you really... become an entirely different person? just for him? i mean, you seem like a good daughter. i don't understand that, y/n."
"and you won't understand, chenle," you respond. "because your dad loves you. he lets you wear your edgy clothes to business parties and doesn't worry about what everyone else is gonna think. he doesn't worry about first impressions, he doesn't force you to become someone else for strangers. he doesn't put any business deal above you. he doesn't chose his job over you, chenle and that's great. i'm so happy that's not the case with you. but it is for me. and when you know that the only time your dad is going to want anything to do with you is when you can help him make a quick buck or good impression, you resort to facades and doing anything you can to make him appreciate you. just a little."
chenle's arms envelop your shivering figure before you can say another word. his hands run up and down your arms and his chin rests atop your head. he inhales deeply, taking in your wonderful scent. he knows it's probably some off the wall expensive perfume.
"i'm so sorry, y/n," he mumbles into your coconut scented locks. "i'm sorry that you have to do that and that i won't ever be able to understand it. you just deserve… so much more than that. do you realize how true that must be for a boy you just met today to see it? and it breaks my heart that your own father doesn't because you really shouldn't have to suffer through that. he doesn't have his priorities straight but that shouldn't be an excuse for him to neglect his own daughter." he detaches from you so he can look directly into your glossy eyes, holding you at an arm's length away.  "and he has no idea what he's missing out on, y/n. you're so headstrong, so humble and so much more than just a pretty face or someone's daughter. and if he can't treat you like the incredible individual you are then...." he exhales and you catch his breath blow in the air. "then please let me."
your bottom lip is quivering. you had never heard such nice words. and you don't have the slightest idea what he means by that last bit but you still nod and jump right back into his arms. because you have decided that's where you feel safest. where you can be yourself, freely and unapologetically.
"the second i walked in this place, i hated it," he mumbles and a laugh escapes your lips. "but then i saw you. and it got a little better. then i met you. and it got a lot better. we just met but i already can't seem to get enough of you, y/n." he chuckles as if he can't believe it himself. "you must be something really special. and i have the privilege of seeing that."
you move away from his chest and look up at him. your hands thread through his tufts of hair that match the darkness of the night sky. his hands stay planted firmly at his waist. you feel like he has no intention of letting go. you would be lying if you said you did either. and neither of you seem to have a problem with it.
"i can't wait for you to finally feel what it's like to be treated how you deserve. and i can't wait to be the guy to show you. i am so, so lucky."
you smile, your teeth on display. "i'm actually so glad i came tonight. that is definitely a first."
he laughs. "speaking of firsts..." he trails off, shyly.
you raise a brow, just to tease him a bit. "what are you getting at, mr. zhong?"
he knows you're joking yet his heart pounds as he leans in and asks for permission to kiss you. "may i, ms. l/n?"
"you may," you respond, meeting him halfway.
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acrobaticcatfeline · 5 years ago
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The Fear of the Dragonwitch (Triplets Rolorem AU) Chapter 2!!!
Word Count: 2738
TW: Remus, vague mentions of deceit, swearing, arguing, anxiety, self deprecation, that’s it I think, lmk if I missed anything!!!
Notes: Ok so we have a second chapter!!! First chapter here! I have a whole plot line planned out for this fic y’all don’t understand. This chapter is just family dynamics, but next chapter should have more interaction with the other characters. Hopefully I get to a bit of Logan centric things soon but who knows, I certainly don’t! I hope you like it, I really do!
Pairings: Vivian x Mimi (OCxOC), pining demus possibly more in the future!
Summary: “wait you can sing?” roman was just trying to tell his family about this lifechanging event, and no one is taking his concerns seriously! though, maybe a bit of confidence and encouragement from the right people might sooth his anxieties enough for him to actually be excited instead of dreading what was going to happen tomorrow.
“wait you can sing?”
While it was an expected outcome, Roman was in fact rather upset at how quickly his brother had brushed off the important part of his confession. yes, in fact, he can sing but that’s not the point! The point was that he was now being thrown headfirst into a leading role in a musical in front of way more people than he was comfortable with and he was expected to sing and dance as well? While he was catastrophizing Logan pulled up to the curb, stopping to let them get in the car. Unfortunately, while Roman was ready to just drop it and move on, Remus had other plans. As they strapped into the car Remus kept running his mouth.
“seriously though, I've literally never heard you sing how can you be lead role worthy when you’ve never sung in your life? I mean like congrats I guess but like, I dunno if your teachers all that-”
“Remus if I had brought this up so you could tell me how unqualified and bad I was in general I would have asked this morning. I mentioned it because I'm terrified of doing any of this and I can’t let down my teacher. Yes, I can sing, I do it often you just never pay attention to anything in the world other than your stupid bubble. I should have known better than to talk to you about this, of course this is how you'd respond.”
“what's this about?”
Oh yeah, Logan was there too. Well he should probably know too-
“Roman randomly sung in his drama class and got chosen to play the leading role in the schools musical for this quarter.”
Well then. Guess he didn’t need to explain himself. He turned around in his seat, giving a look of ‘what the fuck???’ towards Remus before settling again, ready to be interrogated. However, Logan simply smiled.
“so, your friends absolutely hate you for singing huh?”
“no… shut up!!!”
“hey, congrats ro. You deserve it.”
“no??? no I don’t???? Logan you don’t understand I didn’t even audition!!! He just gave me the part!!! Like firstly that’s unfair to the rest of the kids who actually want parts, and secondly, I don’t want the part?????? This isn’t a ‘congrats!’ occasion!!! This is an ‘oh shit you just got roped into complete life ruining changes because you're an anxious mess who is too afraid to disappoint your teacher’!!!”
“one is easy, the auditions were last week. He already heard all the other options and decided you were the best. You should feel good about that Ro. Two, also simple. I know how much of your free time you spend wishing you could be the one on stage, I see you humming and swaying around the house restraining yourself, you want to do this, you're just scared.”
“…”
“third, change isn’t going to ruin your life. he's not changing your classes, he's not taking you off the tech crew, not much is actually changing. You're using your teacher as extra justification to do something you’ve been dreaming of. You’ve let your anxiety blind you from knowing what you really want. You can’t let it control every aspect of your life.”
“… stop being ‘wise beyond your years’ with me its uncalled for and I'm feeling attacked.”
“listen what do you want from me, I have the knowledge what else am I supposed to do with it at this point?”
“stupid jerk prodigy brother… you stole all the brains from us I can promise.”
“I was by far the smallest of us, I did not absorb your brains.”
“pics or it didn’t happen.”
“insufferable”
 As soon as they were home things flipped on their head. Remus had a call and suddenly he was having a breakdown. He wouldn’t even tell anyone what had happened he was just pacing back and forth with wide eyes filled with tears. He was half delirious and Logan was trying and failing to reason with him.
Re, you're walking a hole in the floor you need to calm down. I know you're having an anxiety attack but-”
“IM NOT HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK!!!”
“Remus stop yelling-”
“NO, YOU SHUT UP!!! IM NOT ROMAN I DON’T HAVE ANXIETY IM NOT EVEN STRESSED SEE I AM FINE JUST LEAVE ME BE!!! YOU HAVE THE WRONG BROTHER”
Roman and Logan sat in stunned silence as Remus ran off to his room. Roman gave Logan a look and Logan straightened his back and shook his head trying to be composed, though his steadily shaking hands sold him out. He turned away from where Remus had previously been standing and looked back at Roman, moving his offending hands behind his back.
“well it seems like he refuses to be reasoned with. I suppose we have to wait for mother to get home to fix whatever is bothering him.”
“its not your fault lo.”
“… yes. I- of course I know that why would you think I thought otherwise. It was clearly whatever stressor acting on him and not my involvement. I know that. Of course. It’s the only logical conclusion.”
And almost right after their mom walked in the door. She held a large satchel thrown crossbody and her hair was slicked back held in place with a little hairspray and a bunch of bobby pins. It was styled in a neat bun with her bangs framing her face perfectly. She had small black glasses and little silver earrings and had a simple matte red lipstick perfectly in place. She was wearing a light blue button up shirt and a black blazer with matching dress pants and flats. She looked perfectly put together as she tossed off her shoes and threw her bag onto the couch. She smiled at her kids and finally let herself slouch and look a little more like the mess she felt like.
“hi kids, how was school today?”
Roman shot a look at Logan before answering.
“well, um there was a lot, and though I want to tell you, Remus had a meltdown and we need help to get him back. Logan tried but he wouldn’t listen.”
“oh, geez ok um, Lo could you please grab my computer from my car? I have to finish something up later, and Ro could you pop the clam chowder on the stove? It was gonna go with dinner, but I know how much Rem loves it. Besides there should be plenty of the French mac that Mimi makes to feed us tonight. I’ll go work things out with him.”
 “hey kiddo? Can I come in?”
Vivian Royale had a knack for pulling her kids out of their heads enough to actually fix problems, but her son Remus was usually rather self sufficient in that regard, while Logan and Roman both had anxiety and Roman had the rest stacked on top, Remus was rather neurotypical and usually had less issues that required her intervention. That was, until high school hit. His mental health took a rapid hit as soon as he had started high school, and no one quite knew what happened. She knocked on his door, waiting for his answer before stepping in.
“hey bud. What's wrong? I heard you had a bit of an outburst. Can you tell me what happened?”
Remus sat on his bed, a green octopus comforter laid on the bed and his Cthulhu plushie was in his grip. He hid his face in the toy as he mumbled something into it.
“Hun I'm gonna need you to speak up ok? We can’t fix anything if I don’t know what's wrong.”
“it’s dumb.”
“obviously its not to you. If it was it wouldn’t have affected you enough to cause you to yell at your brothers.”
“… I just- it’s so dumb I don’t wanna say it!”
“you're safe here Rem.”
“my friend got asked out by this lame dude in our class. And- and I think I have a crush on him. My friend I mean! And- and I don’t know what I'm supposed to do, I can’t tell him, what if he hates me? I just. I don’t know how to feel I just know it sucks.”
Vivian set a gentle hand on her sons’ shoulder and gave him a soft smile. She took his hand and gave it a squeeze.
“I understand Rem. That’s sort of how it felt when I realized I liked Mimi. I've known Mimi since we were kids and it wasn’t until after me and your dad broke up that I realized that I loved her. We were in our twenties and I had three newborns and my best friend jumped headfirst into that without hesitation. Is he actually going on the date?”
“no. he's not his type, I guess. That’s what he said at least.”
“then ask him out! He's not interested in them, and he called you to tell you. You obviously matter to each other, even if he doesn’t like you back, I don’t think it would change anything. Just go for it, what's the worst that could happen?”
“…you're right. I-I guess I’ll talk to him later.”
“atta boy!!! Now come on, Roman has clam chowder on the burner and Mimi should be home soon!”
 The four of them sat down at the dining table eating and Logan and Remus recounted their day to their mom, Roman staying quiet for the time being, only wanting to say his announcement once. It was 15 minutes before Mimi got home in her fancy outfit. Her red hair was everywhere, curled and messy and absolutely her. She wore a black dress that had a cat head shape on it, with a pink bow at her waist and where the cats head didn’t cover was a see-through mesh. She had a light pink tank top under it and had a pink and white jacket about 2 sizes too big for her on around her shoulders. Her shoes were shiny pink stilettos that made a pretty click clack noise as she walked. She held a pretty black purse and she had little unicorn earrings that looked adorable with her pink lipstick and black to pink cat eye. She set her bag down on the table next to the door and slipped out of her shoes neatly setting them next to the door before slipping over to the table where everyone was sitting. She ruffled Roman and Remus’ hair before giving a big smile to them all.
“how are my boys doin? I see Viv pulled out the chowder, I hope everything is good!”
“I'm really gay!”
“me too Hun, what's new?”
They all let out a fit of giggles. Mimi went to serve herself a bowl of soup and Logan and Remus repeated their day back to her. When they had finished and Roman still hadn’t spoken, she leaned on her arm with a gentle smile and encouraged him to speak. He nodded and cleared his throat.
“um… it was pretty average all around, but this morning Mr. Sanders heard me singing and um, well he uh,”
Logan gave his hand a small squeeze from under the table. He swallowed and finally finished.
“he cast me as the lead in our coming musical.”
Mimi and his mom stopped mid bite of soup, staring at him intently and he wanted to melt through the floor. They swallowed their mouthfuls and looked at each other before turning back to him with wide smiles. Suddenly Logan and Roman clasped their hands over their ears as the two started squealing at the top of their lungs, Mimi jumping out of her seat, jumping up and down. when they finally stopped screaming, Mimi was still bouncing and had Vivian’s hand in hers.
“oh my god Roman!!! Our baby boy oh I'm so so proud of you!!!!!”
“Roman sweetheart, that’s incredible!!! Wait, but weren’t auditions last week?”
“yeah, um, he just had me sing and dance again and he gave me the part.”
“Roman that’s incredible!!!!!!!!! Oh, I knew it!!! Didn’t I tell you Vivi? Didn’t I tell you that Ro was gonna be an incredible performer? I remember, I remember when I first saw him when he was an itty-bitty peanut that I told you he was gonna be a star in the showbiz!!! Oh, he's our little star oh I'm so proud!!!!!!”
“yes, babe I remember, calm down you are going to make him explode! Roman I really am so proud of you honey.”
“oh, oh oh!!! Roman you should sing for us!!! You always stop singing whenever either of us enter the room, I want to hear you sing!!! If you're ok of course, no pressure”
Roman’s face was the shade of an apple. His stepmom was always over the top with support, but this was more than he expected. He was about to nod when he heard Logan make a confused noise.
“am I really the only person who has heard him sing? He never stops singing its like his default mode! He's always making music whether through his fidgets or humming or singing, I don’t know how you guys have missed it!”
“I mean, I do my best to keep people from hearing me but you're sorta the exception. You're calm and you won’t like, smother me.”
“… well then. I also vote for a song.”
“hold on, lets get dinner ready first and then we can fully focus on him”
 They had sat down with their plates and Roman was playing with his ring to keep him calm as 4 pairs of eyes stared at him waiting to hear him sing. Logan gave him a small smile and that was enough to help him start.
As the smile fell from your face, I fell with it Our faces blue There's a heart stain on the carpet I left it, I left it with you Yeah, the truth is that I'm sorry Though I told you not to worry I'm just some dumb kid Trying to kid myself That I got my shit together So go, get to runnin', won't you hurry? While it's light out, while it's early Before I start to miss any part of this And change my mind, whatever
Logan’s smile widened as he recognized the song. Remus mom and Mimi sat still, with looks of… awe? He was too nervous to analyze their expressions while he was singing. He continued on.
I say I wanna settle down Build your hopes up like a tower I'm giving you the run around I'm just a lost boy Not ready to be found Not ready to be found I'm just a lost boy Not ready to be found
He let his eyes close and his body sway to the song playing along in his head. He didn’t see the looks his moms gave each other, he didn’t see Remus shove Logan with a jealous look screaming that he was bitter he hadn’t heard him sooner. He was absorbed in the song.
I don't care much for locks on the window To keep me at bay I'll leave you one last kiss on your pillow Before I fly away Yeah we knew from the beginning That this wasn't never ending Shouldn't stay too long Cause we're both too young To give into forever
So what are you waiting for? Cause someone could love you more I'm just a lost boy, lost boy So what are you waiting for? Cause someone could love you more I'm just a lost boy, lost boy So what are you waiting for? Cause someone could love you more I'm just a lost boy, lost boy So what are you waiting for? Cause someone could love you more I'm just a lost boy, lost boy
Roman quickly finished the song and hesitantly opened his eyes. The amazed faces that they all had completely floored him. Mimi got out of her seat and surrounded him in a hug, which was objectively adorable due to her barely reaching his collarbone. Remus had an odd look on his face with a mixture of awe and curiosity. Mom sat with a wide grin on her face that matched Logan’s. He felt happy and at ease and calm. And he felt much better about his new part in the musical seeing his family filled with some interesting type of pride.
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sofreakinmanyfandoms · 6 years ago
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The Craigslist Date - Chapter 1
Hey all, thought I’d try my hand at writing a fic since I enjoy reading them so much. I’m going to try to update every day for the first five days just so I can get some sort of masterlist started, and then it’ll drop to updating weekly. Please give feedback whether you like it or not! It’ll help me grow as a writer. Much thanks to @thorne93 for being a sweetheart and reading it before I posted!
Word count: 1415
Warnings: None. I hardly even swear irl, so there’s not even really any of that in here. There will be fluff in later chapters, though.
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Something had to be wrong. You pushed your thumb and forefinger against the bridge of your nose as you closed your eyes against the computer screen’s brightness. The numbers weren’t adding up. No matter how many times you re-counted, you still came up $200 dollars short. You needed the numbers to be wrong.
How in the hell were you supposed to come up with $200 by this weekend? You thought briefly about selling a kidney, but you were pretty sure none of your English Lit major friends knew anyone who’d be buying one.
If only you could work more hours. Around classes and studying, the hours you were able to work in the school cafeteria barely covered your normal expenses, much less any surprises. After that uninsured jerk hit your car two weeks ago, you’d had to get your taillight replaced to avoid any traffic tickets, and your bank account was suffering. You hadn’t eaten anything but ramen and hot dogs in over a week and you were getting sick of taking sponge baths to lower your water bill. While your next paycheck would be enough to cover your utilities, your rent was due in five days and no amount of penny pinching would magically add $200 dollars to your account before then.
With a sigh, you opened up Craigslist and turned to the want ads. Maybe you could sell your couch. Or your dresser; your clothing was usually kept in piles on the floor anyway, right?
You found someone willing to pay $100 for a bed frame – your mattress would work just as well on the floor, right? – and were about to click on it when a listing at the bottom of the page caught your eye.
Looking for woman to take our (M) friend out on a date - $250
You blinked and double-checked to see if you’d read that right. There had to be a mistake. But when you looked again, $250 dollars was still staring back at you. They must be looking for a hooker, you thought. Unable to help yourself, you clicked the link.
“Four friends are in search of a female date for a fifth friend (male). Payment will be given up front. Must be a female at least 20 years old and free Friday the 30th from 6:45-9pm. No sex required. The date will be in a public place, so you don’t need to worry about being kidnapped. (We promise none of us are creepy.) Looking for someone interested in art or history, if possible. To apply text (917)555-6011; please include your first name and why you responded.”
Well…that was certainly something. You leaned back in your chair and reread the ad. So they weren’t looking for a hooker. But what is wrong with their friend that they felt the need to pay someone to go on a date with him?
A series of quacks from your phone pulled you out of your head and back into the present. You looked at the text and smiled. “Hey sis!” it read, “I saw these flowers and thought of you. Since I can’t give them to you in person I’m sending you a pic.” A picture of your younger brother beaming while holding a fistful of buttercups accompanied the message. You shot back a, “Thank you so much, Jeremiah! They’re beautiful,” with a selfie of your smile and put your phone back down.
Maybe that was it. Maybe their friend had Down syndrome like Jeremiah, or was on the autism spectrum and had a hard time meeting people. You were good with people like that. Maybe you could make enough to cover your rent and make someone’s day at the same time. Hell, with $250, you could even get some food that wasn’t ramen and take a real shower.
Reservations gone, you picked up your phone again and typed in the number. It took you less than a minute to type up your message and hit send. Now all you had to do was hope you made the cut.
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“Nat, Sam’s phone dinged! Maybe our ad got a reply!”
Nat shook her head as Clint yelled from the kitchen. She yelled back from her spot curled up on the living room floor, “No one’s answered in the past two days. I told you no one would go for it. It’s a stupid idea.”
Clint poked his head around the corner. “But maybe someone finally did. And if it’s such a stupid idea, why’d you join the money pool to pay for it?”
Nat sighed. “Because Steve’s never gonna find his own date, no matter how many suggestions I feed him. Check to see if it’s a reply or just a regular text.”
“I can’t. Sam changed his password after Bucky changed his phone background to that picture of Fluttershy and he won’t tell me what it is now.”
“Fine, toss it here.” Nat caught it easily and put in the new password.
“Hey, how come he told you but not me?”
“Because I’m not the one who told Bucky what it was last time.” Nat pulled down the notification so she could read the first bit. She cocked an eyebrow. “Well, whadda ya know. We did get a reply.”
Clint hopped over the back of the couch and peered over her shoulder. “I wanna see! I wanna see!”
“Hello,” the text read, “my name is Y/N, I’m 22, and I’m replying to your craigslist ad. I’m replying because I want to help your friend have a really nice evening, and if I’m being completely honest also I need money for my rent that’s due Saturday.”
“Where’d my phone go?” Sam called out from the kitchen.
“It’s in here! Our ad got a reply!” Clint called out, bouncing up and down like a little kid. “Her name is Y/N, and she –”
“Let him read it himself,” Natasha interrupted. Sam came into the room and she passed him his phone. Clint kept bouncing as Sam took his time with reading the text.
“What should we text her back?” Sam asked, looking at Nat.
“I think –”
“I’m asking Nat, Clint. You have terrible ideas.”
“Hey,” Clint pretended to pout. “I came up with the idea for the post, didn’t I? That was a good idea.”
Sam shook his head. “Finding Steve a date on Craigslist is not a good idea, even if it does end up working. It’s just a better idea than anything Tony came up with.”
“Well, from the little bit we know about her, Y/N seems nice,” Nat interrupted Clint before he could protest. “She might be a little young, but Steve’s old enough that we knew that would happen. I’d say we give her a chance. It’s not like we’ve been swamped with replies, and Tony already made reservations at the restaurant for this weekend.”
“Done,” Sam said, drafting a reply.
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You jumped when your phone quacked less than 15 minutes after sending your text. It’s okay. I’m sure it’s just Jeremiah. You checked your notification. Nope, not Jeremiah.
You smiled as you read the text. “Hi, Y/N,” it started, “thank you for your reply. You sound like a sweet person, and honesty is a great quality that definitely isn’t going to disqualify you. If you’re sure you’d like to do this, I’ll give you the date details. My name’s Sam, btw.”
Your heart was beating as you sent your affirmation. This time it only took two minutes for Sam to reply.
“Be at Daniel on E. 65th at 6:45 this Friday. I’ll meet you out front and pay you before it starts. Your date will be there at 7; his name is Steve. Don’t worry about prices; everything is covered. If you don’t have an appropriate dress, we can arrange one for you. Let me know if you need anything.”
You suddenly realized you had stopped breathing. Daniel was classy and expensive. If they could afford that for two people, no wonder they could pay you $250 for showing up. Good thing your mother had bought you that dress when you were home last break. “Y/N, you never know when you’ll need a formal dress, and by the time you know, it may be too late to buy one.” With a quick text to Sam confirming you got his message and wouldn’t need a dress, you went to your closet. Friday may be four days away, but you wanted every bit of your outfit planned beforehand.
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nixvintro · 6 years ago
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Timeline of Nix Vintro
Timeline of my OC which is a fantasy representation of me that I kept drawing since Elementary
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K so I noticed I’ve never mentioned this at all in any other social media. So I’ll dump it here. Its a nice way to document this character
It all started when I was a little lad, 8 years old I think. I love the winter, cold, cool pastel colors, and long ass hair. I like things that is white or frosty or angelic lookin.  And I made a character that was supposed to be me, but from a fantasy world. And I just kept drawing it and using it cause it was comfortable and my thing now.
About her
Her name wasn’t always Nix Vintro. It might not even stay like that as well. her first name was probably nothing, then it went to the horrid ‘Yuki Fureku’ which was short lived. Then it changed to Niveus Nix Hibernis, which is better, but a bit odd to say. And now Its Nix Vintro. Noticed how all these names related to ‘snow’, ‘ice’, ‘winter’ lmaooooo
Because shes fantasy me in my imagination world or whatever. I can do whatever the fuck I want. So I gave her omnipotent powers, cause I wanna be a boss ass bitch. But, it’s gonna be pretty bad for my human brain to handle such complexity and levels of power so I controlled the amount of usage with 7 gems to represent 7 levels of restrictions. 
Her(my) aesthetic is white, elegant, winter, cool, fantasy. So her appearance and attire kinda reflect on that. She has long ass white hair with a fringe. Light blue eyes which can change color (because I said so) but the default is light blue. pale pinkish skin. A simple strapless, white, dress that reaches the ground but has an odd property to it as it can change lengths and transparency. It used to have a strap and was just a plain long dress but over the years i changed it slightly. Shoes can be changed at anytime (cause I’m indecisive) but the default is a white or clear heel with straps. And finally a choker, which used to be black and thicC but now is slimmer, color coordinated with a snowflake piece and 7 gems for power control. 
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I kept drawing this character even before I knew what Anime was. I don’t have art from that time but I have found some her and ima put it all here. I sorted it from oldest to newest. If you don’t wanna see a looong post from me, I’ll leave the timeline at the ‘Keep Reading’
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Early 2012
EW, ok, so,,,, FORGET the dumbass name, I was a weeb. Before anime destroyed my life, the design didn’t have all that unnecessary bullshit like the string and wings and crown. Anime just told me it would be cool to add it in.
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Mid 2012
EW, again. This is because it was my first time trying to draw on an iPad. I wasn’t used to it so the result was, this,,,,
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2013
Great. Another EW. First time drawing on a tablet. Using a tablet was hard ok.
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2014
After getting used to the tablet for a year, I tried to draw her again. Yeah she used to have leather shoes cause I wanted her to have some edge, but this isn’t the way to do it. The old dress had like these strings that connect her dress to her neck for like support. But I thought it was stupid so I got rid of it. 
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2015
So after another year, I thought my art improved. So I drew her again. Especially comparing to the 2012 one, WOO. This time I changed the leather shoes to white fantasy styled heels which is more fitting.
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2016
The design stayed the same. Only the choker changed from that weird bulky black leather with chains to a thinner white with small pearls. At least its getting better.
(ignore the 2014 -2016, that was for the book that I drew in not the actual character)
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Needed an avatar or profile pic so I used her again. 
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During Halloween I found an ancient animu goth of her again.So I compared art with it just to see if drawing it now would make the outfit better. It did a bit.  
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2017
Just her in a random outfit. It was for a cover for my DIY notebook which I still haven’t used yet. 
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I’ll spare y’all the trouble of some gore. You can look at 2017s Halloween time here. Not much changed. I don’t know why the art style is different here, it just happened.
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2018
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We are still here with that Elegant, WInter Aesthetic. 
Well there you have it, I’ve laid myself naked to all of you. Well, not really, but it feels that way. Maybe its not a super complex character with drastic changes, but it doesn’t have to, they’re changes to me.
(lmao now you also know if any character looks like this, or things with similar aesthetics, I luv it)
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woozifi · 7 years ago
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I WENT TO THE TORONTO DIAMOND EDGE CONCERT AND THIS WAS MY EXPERIENCE
ok first of all it honestly didn’t even hit me that this was ACTUALLY HAPPENING
then the lights dimmed & svt was thERE and i realized holy fucking shit this was real i’m seeing them in reAL LIFE HOLY SHIT
let me tell you, they are all fucking STUNNING. they look like they do in all the pictures/music videos except IN PERSON and it was incredible, they all had perfect skin and looked absolutely gorgeous
my friends and i had seats pretty up close (in row F) but on the far right so we saw everything from a weird angle, luckily we had aisle seats so i had some space to see, but i mostly ended up focusing on the members dancing closer to our side of the stage
they introduced themselves and i lost my shit at every single one of them
hoshi was so hyper god bless him he was jumping all over the place and fooling around and had so much energy i was so happy to see that, he did the whole “what time is it” and everyone shrieked “10:10″ it was amazing
IF YOU DIDN’T THINK I WAS LOSING MY SHIT SEEING WOOZI IRL WITH THAT GORGEOUS LOWKEY FADING RED HAIR YOU THOUGHT WRONG, HE WAS SMALL BUT BREATHTAKING
they were definitely pretty tired, though. seokmin was laughing and having fun on stage but he was pretty subdued at some parts, and jun and wonwoo were too. i think jun had a headache or something, poor thing
ok but the songs tho
it was so insane?? like they just went song after song and barely had time to take a breath except for when they changed into different outfits
vocal unit’s songs were performed in snazzy suits and they were lounging on thrones and shit with lightning and bats in the background i never would have thought their stage would be a BROODING VAMPIRE CONCEPT but here it is and i want to draw the shit outta that
hip hop unit was so fucking good, i didn’t film a single second of their mixtapes bc me and my friend nush were too busy jamming tf out. it was so funny, everyone around us was just kinda screaming and filming it but you see us assholes by the aisle getting hyped
seungcheol was being a rude ass motherfucker the ENTIRE time, running his hands through his hair and having it all messy and shit, holy crap he was so hot i lost my entire soul when he went close to our side of the stage
VERNON’S STAGE PRESENCE THO, LIKE BOTH HE AND HOSHI HAD THE BEST STAGE PRESENCE
wonwoo is SO SKINNY, i don’t think i can call minghao a scarecrow anymore bc at least he’s buffing up his arms, wonwoo was a fucking beanpole and i probably could lift him over my head
performance unit was sO good!!! they performed everything i ever wanted to hear. they started off with oh my god & i lost it, then proceeded to lose it further with swimming fool, highlight, and my i
holy shit, my i. holy shIT
this probably isn’t in order, by the way, the entire night is a blur
they had a brief intermission of sorts where they showed us pictures of svt as kids and it was sO CUTE. i was dying at seokmin’s though bc they just had that pic of him in like middle school or smth with that dumb hair and dumb glasses but they shoWED IT TWICE JUST WITH DIFFERENT FILTERS I WAS CRYING
anyways they said they’d give us a “hot stage” and i was immediately like yes yes yes yes yes idc what you’re giving us i WANT IT
and they perfORMED ROCK I WAS LOSING IT I COULDN’T BELIEVE ITTTT
they also performed chuck and it was so cute bc afterwards soonyoung was trying to teach us the “CHUCK CHUCK BRRRRR CHUCK” move and it was absolutely adorable
anyways when vernon started to say “it’s the end of the concert” i got so shook bc it literally felt like the concert just started??? the entire concert itself was like 2 hours but it didn’t feel like it at all!
but they performed don’t wanna cry and then an encore of shining diamond and healing and it was lovely
we had a special project where during healing we held up banners and shit and they looked genuinely so surprised and touched
like vernon and josh kept repeating how touched they were, and mingyu looked like he might start crying, and seungkwan was really close to my side of the stage and you could see how his eyes were shining and how bright his smile is, like they were all so heartfelt and humble and kept talking about how much they enjoyed the concert and how happy they were to be here and how they want to come back to toronto as soon as possible
it was that exact moment where i realized i fucking love svt so much and i sold my entire life to them
this was supposed to be one concert i can splurge on and then never again, but after seeing that i decided my wallet can fucking deal with it
anyways the hi touch went by so fast i was a little disappointed, like u rlly didn’t have time to do anything but maybe blurt out an “i love you” to every member and give them a hi five
like honestly, unless it was like the kcon hi touch where you actually HELD their hands and got a couple seconds with each of them them, i don’t think i can believe anybody who says they managed to utter out even a sentence and get a response back from them, our security kept pushing us through and shouting to us that “it’s a high five not a handshake” 
they were all even more gorgeous up close!!! the first one was chan and he had the sweetest smile but you could tell the poor baby was tired
and then not in order bc i can’t remember SHIT, but i remember jun and mingyu looking tall and gorgeous, and seungcheol smiled and touched my hand sO softly with his hair falling into his eyes jesus christ
ok but seungkwan??? actual angel. everyone says you can tell how much he loves and appreciates all of us carats and they’re all absolutely fucking right.
i’m so sad that i didn’t get the chance to say anything more to even josh or vernon who might understand me, i was so overwhelmed and rushed i could only say “thank you” to all of them dfgpaegpe i should have told them how much i loved them
ANYWAYS WHEN I GOT TO WOOZI I WANTED TO DIE, I COMMITTED EVERY FEATURE TO MEMORY, HIS EYE MAKEUP MADE HIM LOOK SO SOFT AND HE SMILED AT ME WHEN I THANKED HIM AND I WAS SO SHOOK
seokmin and jeonghan were right after him and i completely forgot about them both bc i was so shook by jihoon, i’m so sorry seokmin i’m so sad i can’t remember you (i think he was really tired too tho)
minghao was last and he gave me that adorable smile with his cute ass button nose and i WANTED TO CRY
so yeah my left hand touched all of their hands and one day i want to go to a concert that has an event where i can really talk to them all for a couple of seconds, i just want to be able to tell them how much i appreciate them for everything they do for us
SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NIGHT
there’s some drama going around on twitter right now where soonyoung apparently threw shade at the fans mobbing them at pearson airport but idk if it’s actually true or not, it was hard for me to hear where i was standing but i knew for a fact that the translator was pretty terrible lmao he couldn’t keep up with svt at all
there was a disabled fan in a wheelchair up in the front on our side of the stage and they were all so sweet, they always smiled and waved at her, especially seungkwan and soonyoung
they really made sure that everyone felt noticed, they made sure to look around and wave at everyone in the balconies and shit too
jeonghan was an absolute angel???? he really made sure us carats on the far right of the stage felt appreciated, he took a lot of time to come close to our side and wave at all of us i wanted to cry
mingyu was really good with waving at us too, he’s tall and skinnier than i expected but an actual darling. my pal nush has a video where they were all lined up and he looked almost rIGHT AT HER and waved just as she was moving the camera to film her man junhui she was dying on the train this morning when she found out lmao
seungkwan too!!!
i blew a kiss at seungkwan when he was kinda looking in our direction and he smiled and wagged his finger and i thINK IT WAS IN RESPONSE TO ME??? IDK IF IT WAS REALLY BECAUSE OF ME BUT I WAS DEAD ANYWAY BOO SHOT UP MY BIAS LIST SO FUCKING FAST BECAUSE OF THAT
anyways i can’t believe that happened and i’m emotionally exhausted and dead, it was such a fantastic experience and i can’t wait to do it again someday
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sleepytoycollection · 7 years ago
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SpacePops: A Review Part 2
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Part 1: Here
Well, here I am again, this took me longer to get around to than I intended, but hey, I had four times as many dolls to look at. Not to mention how much drawing I’ve been doing for my main blog lately, so yeah I’ve been busy. 
Anywhoozle, as my first review can tell you, I found my Luna doll to have a certain amount of charm through all her cheapness, and if you can still find one from your local TRU; you might be lucky enough to snag them for round $2 bucks each as I did. And I def recommend getting one if you can, if nothing else for a nice, articulate spare body and some MH sized shoes. Just don’t let your self pay for than $5 for one. They’re not that fun. 
I was lucky enough to manage to get a hold of all five characters, so let’s see how they measure up to Luna. To avoid being too repetitive I’ll try to focus on their unique features only.
Let’s start with Rhea:
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Rhea was actually the one I liked the best from her art work. I mean look at it, she looks amazing here, the boots, thigh high stockings, the layers, gloves and chains would’ve made for an amazing doll of the effort had been put in. 
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I won’t ramble forever about the what-ifs, but it’s just so much of a punch to the stomach to know we’ll never see the real potential these had realized.
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I’m not gonna go through the all the profiles, but if anyone’s interested I could scan them in for better visibility. 
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Gremlin #2.
Getting her out of the box, the first thing that struck me was her hat.
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And I mean that literally as there was nothing helping it attach to her head. Much as I’m grateful these dolls lack those plastic ties shot into their heads that mattel’s become so fond of; I don’t think a rubber band would’ve too much to ask for.
Here she out of the box:  
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She’s...something.
After how much Luna has surprised me by simply being less bad than I feared; Rhea on the other hand was everything I’d worried these girls would be. 
Her hair is terrible, it’s the cheapest, nastiest of all the dolls, it’s literally the same stuff the Midnight magic dolls used. It had a gross, greasy feel and wants to pull away from the scalp if I dare try to run a comb through it. 
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Ugh. On top of that, it became quickly clear I’d gotten a Rhea with a defective hand. Instead of the normal back and forth movement almost every other doll has, she’s got side to side movement. 
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Except, her hands still have the dents in the molding indicating it’s not meant to turn that way. I’m at a loss. I really can’t tell how this happened, or how her hand isn’t falling off. 
It could’ve been worse in that regard, but there’s not many good uses for side to side movement that look natural. 
At this point I’d only opened the one doll prior, and so was extremely worried I’d simply gotten lucky with Luna. 
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sigh. 
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Her outfit is super cheap, made cheaper looking by how complex a design they were trying to emulate. It’s all one piece and gives the impression of a store bought Halloween costume in miniature. 
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I will grant however, all the dolls having their name on their tag is cute. 
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But it’s a wasted detail on something this cheap. The black band on her waist is a sort of flimsy, felt-like material, and the knit of her shorts is thin. I feel like I could easily tear a run in it if I pull just a little too much, especially being unhemmed as they are. 
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She’s got a slight blue tint to her pale complexion, as you can see her here next to Catrine. 
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The socks are made of paint, and I’d have rather they be left off entirely. Her left knee also doesn’t bend, and I have not been able to fix it yet.
As you can imagine, after Rhea I lost a lot of energy for these girls. She was the doll I’d wanted the most, and was just disappointing in every way, despite me already having incredibly low standards. 
Still, I was going to have to open these girls up eventually. So this time I decided to go for the design I’d liked the least with Athena: 
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Every time I look at her dress I can’t help but think of the Flintstones. Not in a cute way either. 
It’s like if, after their crossover, a member of the Jestons universe tried to make a fashion version of their cave clothing as a cheap cash in, and just doesn’t work for me that much. Maybe it’s partly the colors used. 
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It’s a little better art wise, but eh. Maybe if she wasn’t he same color as Rhea..?
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Blah blah profile. 
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Gremlin #3.
Despite my opinions on her look, out of the box she struck me as a pleasant increase in quality if nothing else.  Nothing falling off, no visible defects.
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It was around this time tho I was starting to realize there seemed to be a decided aversion to hair gel. Her spiked updo’ is translated as a short ponytail here.
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Can’t say I mind too much, but lack of gel means her hair gets pulled pretty easily, especially where her glasses are. She’s got nothing on Gilda Goldstag that’s for sure. 
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Her tie is made of the same cheap fuzzy stuff Rhea’s belt was made of, for that matter her gold belt is the only new fabric type here. 
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But to my great surprise her skirt has a separate over lay! 
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And it’s even lined, I’ll admit it improved my opinion of her a good bit. It feels sturdy.
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Her netted sleeve too is competently made. 
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..but left a stain on her arm. 
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With out the overlay her outfit looks a bit less flinstone-y, so I’m just gonna leave it off. 
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Under her dress she has some pink tights, which I appreciate as they become less and less common in the doll world. Even if it makes me wonder why Rhea couldn’t have had socks. Just one of those things I guess.
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Her glasses are held in neatly with, of all things, the help of tiny plastic bobby pins! 
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!!! I’m sorry but that’s adorable, tiny pins! And they work! Amazing. 
Her hair is the same quality as Luna’s, thank goodness, and is easy enough to brush out.  
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But to my dismay, her glasses don’t fit her face. If you put the arms over her actual ears, they set waayyyy too low. I can’t get them to twist so the bridge will set on her nose. But if I place them high enough so the lens can cover her eyes, they get stuck from her head being too wide and wont’ touch her face. 
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That said, I like the shape and look of these, and I’m sure I have plenty of other dolls who can rock them. But it doesn’t say much for your line if your accessories can’t be used for the doll they were made to be used on.
Still, Athena was a huge improvement to my energy for these girls, so let’s hop over to Hera. 
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I wanna take a sec to apologize for the quality of several of these pics, my camera’s very old and staring to kick the bucket. 
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Hera’s pretty cute, if you like Draculaura. Which I do. The fact the lime green specifically reminds me of Snow Bite, which is my fav version of Ula helps make it a pleasant comparison. 
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Gremlin #4. 
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Yay! A different fabric! And hemming! It’s a dream come true~
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Now if only I had the same excitement over her hair.
It’s the standard for these dolls tbh, but being curled has not agreed with it. I’m kinda afraid to touch it. She’s got a head band in there, but it’s very hidden.
even if it wasn’t, it’s just a plain ribbon, no where near the flower crown of her art.  
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The dress is really the star here, of all the outfits so far it’s the one that feels the sturdiest, and no printed details. 
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Her tag. 
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Her tights are different fabric to the other ones we’ve seen. It’s not as stretchy, which is why you see it sagging around the knees. It’s the kind of netting you’d see as a tulle petticoat. 
It looks alright, but it makes me concerned with how durable these would be in the long run.  
Now,you may have noticed me not making any comments on the shoes. Well I have a very good reason for that:
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They’re all the same. They reused the same shoe mold for all four of these girls, leaving only one who doesn’t have these heels. 
That girl being of course, Juno. 
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She was my second favorite of all the girls when I saw their art all that time ago. 
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Aside from how much I love the colors used, she has pants! And a shaved head! 
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...And another Gremlin.
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And last but not least, here she is:
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Of all the girls, she’s the one who comes the closest to looking like her boxart. 
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So not too surprising her outfit is to be my favorite of the bunch. 
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She’s also the only one to use any kind of styling product. Fairly lightly, but it’s on there. Yet, despite how little there was used they still managed to get a good bit on her face. 
 Can’t have it all I suppose. 
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But the flocking looks good. 
I also appreciate how she has the most unique face paint of all the ladies.  It’s not much by usual standards, but with every girl using the same face mold, they can use all the differences they can get.
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Without her Jacket you can bein to see just how had that top is, but she can put her hands in her pockets, so if there had to be a trade off, I’ll admit they made the right one. 
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Her jacket is nicely sewn, only her collar sporting an unfinished hem, but I don’t know how you’d really hem those jagged edges anyhow. It’s usable and looks alright. 
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Her boots tho, no complaints there. By Spacepop standards these are the best shoes you’ll ever see. By normal doll standards they’re still not bad. 
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I very serious when I say I love these pants. I feel like most of their clothing budget went into that fabric. Almost like someone was trying. 
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Sigh. But then you get this. 
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It’s garbage. The worst piece of all the clothing I’ve seen here, and there’s no way this would’ve held up to a child.
Now what else have I not covered..oh yeah. The gremlins. 
They suck. 
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Like the shoes, the reused the same mold 4 times. Unlike the shoes, I never thought they were cute. 
Only 1 dared to use a different mold, Athen’s gremlin: 
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...Who might be the only one that comes close to being endearing. The combo of a cute hair style, cute paint details, side glancing eyes, make Roxie almost a nice accessory. 
Whew, well, now I’ve gone through everything I could think to talk about. 
Having gone over every doll just cements that the execution of this line was a huge misstep on the part of Madame Alexander. Tho I can’t be sure.I get the impression they made these to compete with Monster High, but they company simply waited too long.  
By 2016 MH was going into the reboot, and with Mattel’s sales and quality going down MA seemed to lost faith in these ladies and gave up before release. It’s a shame too, Maybe the weren’t the most original idea on the market, but They could’ve been a nice solid competition. Instead we got these; and it leaves me with a sense of melancholy the more I think about the ways things are going. With new lines and experiments coming to a standstill nowadays, doll collecting has been less and less exciting. 
And now, less than a year after their debut Spacepops have gone the way of Pinkie Cooper and Novi Stars. In their own way, the last remnant of an era of collecting that’s now gone as styles shift to something else.   
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Still, I plan to have fun my new new set of ladies, I haven’t completely decided how far I’ll go, maybe leave them as-is for posterity. Their flat face ups have grown on me. Maybe I just miss the bright, harsher colors that are going out of style. 
All that said, I bought a spare Athena to experiment with, so I’ll def have some follow ups with how these ladies look with a good repaint. 
Anyway, I’m tired and out of thoughts for now. Hopefully you found this somewhat informative, and as always thanks for reading. 
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arcanestarseeker · 7 years ago
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Another lair review for the ever wonderful @duskthicketbonepicker !! under hte cut, of course~!
Normally I’d start with the first dragonin your lair, but I’ve already reviewed the impossibly fancy adn lovely soot, so I went with the second dragon in your lair- Kizmetto! Dragonsona, much as I suspected (anime glasses flash).  hot damn that sunchaser. such a spoiled dragonsona!! and good good she deserves it. Spirals look so lovely in vipera??? I’ve never seen a spiral in vipera before and what the hell I love it. Makes me think of the headband that guy from JJBA wears. sorry if thats random haha but it really did. It’s such a lovely and simple looking pattern hat’s really eyecatching and I’m glad you gave her tail some room to show it off! I love her accent, its so much fun! im always kinda ehhh about dressing spirals cause theyre so gangly and long but she’s layered so nicely? It makes me wanna dress a spiral. Her aesthetic is so light influenced but the wind scarf adds a bit of a casual feel, and it contrasts her fancy sylvan stuff really nicely. I also love that she just puts useles pretty stuff around the resort, that gives her accent and apparel (wih is all very pretty but not functional) a lot of reasoning, and also I can related, i love to do that in games like dont starve hah, catch me fillin my base with garden gnomes
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c....cloudy wings... delicious.... Pjeper (who’s name sounds delightfully like ”yepper!”) is next becuase damnnn those wings. Pj is sport! I like that he’s just a young adult who just kinda... moved in, cause he felt at home there. That’s really sweet. He’s also got this lovely pastel lighty-windy aesthetic, with those pastel yellows and the very light greens. He’s also got one of those wind scarfs, and his apparel is far more simple but he looks lovely. Windwalker stuff is really perfect for wind-lookin dragons too! And those wings ahhh, so cute on him! Does he use them for his sports? I can’t help but wonder. Also, wow he’s got a lot of art! A well loved mirror. I also really think that his primary being basic works really well for him :0 He’s a beautiful pupper
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Aerie caught my eye next- what a beautiful wildclaw! Acording to her lore, she’s a harpy, right? That’s really rad!! Wildclaws would make great harpys if they had feathered wings, and her lovely fest skincent works on her so perfectly and makes her so harpy like. It’s a great match on her- it looks like it’s a full cover skin, almost, or a custom made just for her!! That’s how lovely this match is. Her apparel really adds to her harpy look, as well- those extra feathers in the birdskull and tail feathers and the smaller bird’s skulls make her feel even more feathery and birdy, and I like that as a dragon envoy, she’s decked out in what looks like dragon made jewellery, too. The spoils of speaking draconic? And I like the climbing pic, that’s a nice addition. Her art is so lovely, too! She’s just a lovely harpy
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Toxicity’s bright, vibrant crackle caught my eye next! maybe it’s a wildclaw sorta morning (these two are the first ones I’ve picked since I went to bed haha) I love that sorta like tree-frog DON’T EAT ME vibe his radioactive crackle gives off, especially on top of the more subdued purple. I also lvoe the added caution tape accent haha... double the WATCH OUT. He;s got some real aesthetic art (I esp love the really angular piece) His apparel is simple but I think it fits quite well- not color matching wise cause it’s not supposed to, but it has a lot of personality. I like the poem that he wrote that you put in his bio, and the information about his family!! I’m gonna go check them out next! :0c you’ve got me intrigued.
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His gf (wife?). SHe’s got a lovely black/green look that matches his really nicely! She seems very witchy to me on a first glance, and that lovely pixel in her bio with the cauldron just really reinforces that. damn it’s gorgeous. I really really love all of her contrasting apparel- the elegant poisonous roses with the armour, warrior’s wear, and big tool. Plus, of course, a witchy hood. Also- a snake friend! A buddy, a pal! Very cute, and very fitting. Her lore is really cool, I like that she does all of these intense, crazy, immoral experiments, and that’s what brought the two of them together. Also, even if you can’t see her plague eyes, making these super survival creatures and making herself immune to poison is super plaguey haha. God damn, she;s got some gorgeous art, too. She may be twisted and evil, but I love her.
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Then, I went to go check out their kid, of course! A ridgeback born to a pearlcatcher and a wildclaw haha. I guess I can see a ridgie as the midpoint between those two breeds (well, except in size) but for two dragons that have filled themselves with deadly toxins, mutagens, and probably all sorts of genes (the real kind lol, not the fight rising item) from other breeds, it makes sense that they’d produce a highly irregular child. I love her accent, and I notice that you made it- was it a custom just for her? or perhaps you chose to make her a ridgie to match the lovely accent? either way, it works really well, I think. I like the little “caution” that harkens back to her dad, and the witchy looks from her apparel that match her mom. Also, the claw tips match her dad! that’s cute. I like her mutant horns, and her big protective goggles. All of her apparel works so well with her mutant lore. Poor gal, she deserves to be able to do what she wants, but that’s not gonna happen, it sounds like. I’d love to know more about how she feels about being unable to leave :0
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Yayay its melon!!! She’s so cute! I had fun making up an outfit for her when i was doing all those free outfits on here haha. Melon juse seems so cheery and bright! I like that her bio is a recipe haha. It sounds v sweet and refreshing (except the alcohol lol, i dont drink), which gives a good idea of her. I like that she’s drinking it in that adorable piece of art she has, too. that’s a nice touch. I love that she’s a big n chubby spiral in that piece too, it’s so cute! She’s got those lovely matching eyes, and her familiar match is so cute, too! She’s just a really lovely dragon, and she’s a melon!! Does she farm melons? that’d be cute haha. I really love her she’s just. really good.
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Last, Voltaic caught my eye! A lovely, pastelly double. I love the sepia rose thorn stuff on him, and bang I love the slight pinks in the shimmer, and the whites in Petals. I also really like the covering of his eyes with the hat and the celebration cover- since he lost his charge, it really makes sense that he might be too ashamed to look the world in the eye- he seems like he’s gone through an awful lot. I’m curious as to how he learned about the clan he moved to- was it becuase fo the Guardian he’s fighting in that picture? Also, I love the mention of him being scatterscrlled, that’s always a great addition. He’s a good soft boy, I love him, and I hope he can be happy soon.
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Ok, I’m gonna call it there!! Thank you so much for ordering a lair review from me again, and enjoy! :D
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thebiggaylion · 7 years ago
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The countdown to EDC Orlando 2017 has begun!
Hey all!  Man, I was so excited about the EDC Orlando tickets going on sale today, I almost completely forgot about #ThrowbackThursday!  I got my ticket, hopefully ya'll got yours.   I think 2-Day GA Tier 1 sold out in the first hour?  Or maybe the plan was to only offer it for the first hour...  either way, don't sleep on it!  Since I have tickets on the brain, I figured #ThrowbackThursday this week should be all of my old tickets!
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I rounded up all my stuff from years past, and threw them on my vest for this pic.  For EDC Orlando 2014--which was my first year, because duh, I wasn’t alive before then!--I did GA, and that wristband is in the lower left hand corner.  Ah, the wristbands everyone who visited festivals always talked about!  I actually did NOT read the info sheet that came with it before trying it on.  For those who don’t know, it’s not meant to be taken OFF... it’s mean to be effectively destroyed when it’s removed (using scissors).  Man, that took a lot of patience getting it back off!  If you aren’t aware, the way they’re built is intentional, probably to keep folks from sharing them.  The black slide ring has teeth like a shark, making it pretty much a one-way street when you put it on.  Again, I totally get why they do it, but yeah... problematic!  Obviously I got it off heh, and kept it as a souvenir! The next year for EDC Orlando 2015 came the kandi bracelets (the signature one I have, I think, is pictured!) and VIP.  That’s the wristband you see in the lower right-hand corner.  Ooo, it was fancy and gold!  I really liked the color and design of last year’s wristband, and since I managed to keep it in one piece, I decided I’d wear the 2014 wristband with me as well!  So yeah, VIP... the line was CRAZY LONG to get into the festival on Saturday (Day 2) of EDC Orlando 2014.  Granted, I know, I was arriving pretty late... but I arrived BEFORE sundown, and didn’t make it in the gates until AFTER sundown!  That long line was my main reason for going VIP in 2015.  I also seemed to remember (or saw in my phone’s settings) that a VIP-only WiFi network was available, so that was my second reason for getting it.  Alas, no WiFi was present in 2015 (nor 2016 for that matter).  However, the main reason was the experience I had with last year’s line to get in.  As anticipated, the line to get in on both days of EDC Orlando 2015 was crazy short, but that (in part) could have simply been me getting to the festival earlier in the day than normal.  I still think it classifies as late afternoon, though haha.  Upon the normal dance I always do to unpack my backpack for security and then pack it all back in again, I was handed a very fancy souvenir lanyard and placard of sorts, which you see in the center and upper left-hand portions of the image.  It was a really cool lenticular picture of the Night Owl on the front, and the day of the week in attendance on the bottom.  You can see “20″ and “15″ across the tops of each placard.  It was cut in a cool shape, and much to my delight and surprise, had the full schedule of acts and ceremonies printed on the back!  Naturally, I got a new one for Day 2, and a new lanyard in the same style as the previous day.  I didn’t WEAR them, because it felt a little pretentious to be flashing a large necklace around, and it didn’t go with my outfit (which is obviously the most important part!), so I stashed them away in my pockets and used them for quick reference when I lost track of, well, most of time, space, and reality haha At EDC Orlando 2016, I was back on the VIP game again.  A new ticket vendor by Insomniac meant the death of awesome, rugged wristbands, I suppose.  Instead, a really cool lenticular card (I see a trend!) with perforated section at the bottom was to serve as my entry ticket?  Okay, that’s fine I suppose.  No new bling to adorn on my arms, I guess (but you bet that I’d be wearing my 2014 and 2015 wristbands)!  As if I needed any more stuff on my arms when I go out haha.  Anyway, the 2016 entry ticket is what is centered in the photograph I took above.  I suppose I was supposed to tear off the perforated portion and use that little stub for convenience, but I didn’t wanna tear it!  So I kept it safe in my new waist bag that I added to my look that year.  A new keepsake lanyard and placard was handed to me upon entry, which I was very much anticipating!  Set times on the back?  YOU BET!  However, on Day 2, I was only handed the placard... no second lanyard?  BOO!  I suppose some cost cutting measures came into play, and it’s okay... I wasn’t gonna wear it anyway, but it would be have been a nice gesture!  I was also given one of those plastic, single-use wristbands for each day, too, which are top center of the photo  Those are too tiny to get off using those shark-like plastic fasteners, so I just cut into the band with a scissor to remove them.
Can’t wait to see what we’re getting this year!  I saw (and selected!) the same “3D Collectible Magnet” option this year, and it’s still the same vendor as last year...  so, I’m anticipating another lenticular card with perforation for the entry ticket, plus another daily lanyard w/ placard souvenir, followed by the plastic wristband combination that we saw for EDC Orlando 2016.  But, as we all know, it’s not the physical stuff we can take with us and show off that’s important when it comes to EDC... it’s the EXPERIENCE!   Love ya’ll, see ya next time!  🏳️‍🌈🦁❤
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