#I stand with Dan

[waterkangaroo]

if you eat any meat at all, you have NO right to criticize Dingleberry Dan. Just because he puts in the work to kill his food himself instead of buying it at the grocery store, suddenly he's a monster??? grow up

[claraameliapond]

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HAPPY VOTING DAY EVERYONE!!!! Aka my fellow Victorians 💖💕💗

Please please vote for Womens Health, 100% renewable clean government owned energy ( this is huge!!!!!)

A government who will advocate for and stand up for the rights of its people

This is the INCREDIBLE Victorian Labor Government that KEPT US ALL SAFE during the pandemic and dedicated each day, and all night, including weekends, to monitoring and informing the public about coronavirus and properly tracked and traced its spread and individually contacted people known to be near an infected individual

They LITERALLY DID NOT REST WHILE VICTORIANS WERE AT RISK

I want a government dedicated to my health

You don't get that kind of dedication - or work - with anyone else

Their ability to keep us safe in the pandemic was unparalleled Worldwide.

Please be aware of this.

Noone else in the world handed it as well as the Victorian Labor Government with Dan Andrews

World class leadership

And it worked

It was effective and the safest way to handle it

I want a government who will advocate for the human rights of its people, whose literal job it is to protect, and will not give in, even when actively targeted and bullied constantly by the opposing federal governing body at the time about its logical approach using scientific information and evidence to protect us all

I STAND WITH DAN

I want a government who will prepare responsibly and dedicate themselves to advocating for the human rights of its people and the safety of all, and to fixing whatever issues or challenges come its way and actively find working solutions

I want a government who will be upfront and tell us scientific medical information about public health and concerns, and actively take precautions to ensure its people stay as safe as possible in things like a pandemic

Who will actively inform the public about what is happening as it happens and who can be trusted and relied upon to give the best scientific evidence, advice and action about it

I want a government who listens to and trusts science and logic

Who proactively applies logic, common sense and scientific knowledge to their actions, precautions and solutions

And delivers results

I want a government who will fund what matters

The continued removal of dangerous level crossings and all the safe new train stations whose lines DO NOT INTERSECT A ROAD (= aka a level crossing) the three near me have just been finished and oh my gosh it's amazing lasting infrastructure

Changing and fixing practical things like infrastructure and human rights laws and access to medicine, education and clean energy

Lasting change that transforms our way of life and empowers individuals

That fixes things and creates lasting positive change

Who genuinely believe in women's equality and in protecting the environment

Who advocate for and believe in Aboriginal cultural respect in its already world first laws and actions and initiatives regarding this

Please please please vote to keep us safe in this continuing pandemic , and to empower our state with equality , equally distributed health care, education and training access , government owned clean energy 😀 😊 and a protected environment

Please make sure you VOTE LABOR

This 2022 Victorian State Election

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[aroacenezhaanddainsleif]

the kids share one braincell and its purpose is to help people

[deadandphilgames]

i do not care if dan and phil keep the door to the specifics of their relationship firmly shut, slightly ajar or wide open, i just need them to stop hovering around the door because its making me nervous

[dykephan]

one thing i love about their post-renaissance content is when they get sponsored by shitty mobile games they don't even try to make a full video playing it, they just act gay for 20 minutes and ask us to please download the app to pay their mortgage

[keeperofthehyperfixations]

HOW TALL IS THEIR HOUSE????

phil has to stretch to reach the top of the doorway

I at 5'4 can usually touch the top of any door frame I pass through without having to stretch and phil almost a full foot taller than me has to stretch to reach his.

dan and phil and their custom built phouse /j

[amid-fandoms]

fuck incentives man dan gifted this to himself on his own birthday

[its-kinda-snowy]

You did very well today, Dan. Don't forget to clean yourself up, we don't want any cross contamination.

[mohammedhabib90]

Life is so cruel 💔

[ew-selfish-art]

Demon Twin AU 

Tim Drake comes across a LOA manuscript detailing the sacrifice of a Demon Heir that’s dated around the time Damian is born and brings it to the cave. There’s no other mention of what went down, but it looks like Damian was a twin and the twin was thrown into the Lazaras Pits- Tim kind of forgets about it but shows it to Damian cause he figures that the guy deserves to know, and leaves it out for Bruce to see (basically the same thing as telling him). It doesn’t really change much but there is an obscured name in the corner so they can presume that the kid’s name would have been something starting with D A N. 

Well here’s the thing: Names carry power. Damian reaches out to John Constantine to ensure that the child is actually dead, because presumably John can do that. John wants to give the kid some closure, so he does what is supposed to be a super chill seance to an infant. He pricks Robin’s finger, chants a little and the air... turns violent.

Uh oh. Dan appears, unshackled from his prison in the Infinite Realms now that John has called upon them by someone with Familial blood. He cackles madly about the fact that it’ll be a good time to bring about the apocalypse again, promising to spare the bird for now, since he would have to get answers later. 

The alarms are blaring, the whole JL is hands on deck to try and stop Dan as he attacks across the globe. They’re saving as many civilian lives as possible but its getting very HAIRY in less than 2 hrs. Robin is out in the chaos, trying to track him down with John and Zatanna trying to recapture him and banish him back to the realms. 

Phantom touches down just as the three of them reach Dan- Danny has some choice words for his older alternate timeline self, including “This is why you have no friends.” and “Seriously, you didn’t even stop to say hi to my timeline’s Jazz this time.” and “Soup time for 1,000 years and then we can talk remediation.” 

After a short but brutal fight, Danny floats over to Damian, John and Z. After making sure they’re all right he’s like “Maybe you can never do that again? Also tell me how and why you did that so I can banish that spell?” And Damian explains that it was meant to ensure that the infant twin he never knew had passed peacefully and clearly that was not the case. Danny blinks a few times, uh, a twin?

Damian goes through the shit, John explains that it was a familial summoning meant to be an advanced seance (hence the lack of safe guards to keep the entity in) and Z confirms that there was nothing special to it beyond that. 

Danny then explains, that uh, “I guess my parents weren’t kidding when they told me I was adopted. Hi? I’m your brother. Uh, I go by Danny though. Dan was me in a different timeline and he’s normally under super strict lockdown.” 

[claraameliapond]

If you want it, you need to vote for it

Vote Labor !!!

[dnpbeats]

with the new pet name stinky baby coming out, it just confirms my thoughts that they have so many cutesy pet names for each other but just didn't want to share it during the date night video. like Phil turns red after Dan exposed him. too cute!

no exactly like I know in my heart of hearts they call each other babe (as evidenced by the lion babe incident ❤️) plus we also already have bub/bubby and dear 🙂‍↕️ they’re soooo cheesy. like I fully believe them that they call each other stupid/rat/etc (or my fave, “horrible boy”) but I also fully believe they call each other baby just as regularly and I will not hear otherwise 🫶🏻

[blossoms-phan]

what a cutie little video i loveeee geoguesser the old vids were some of my favourites but the fact that dan made a cute little custom one and was cheering phil on literally the whole time while practically giving him the answers and saying im proud of u :3 clap clap :3 like it’s disgusting and adorable but girl STAND UPPPPPP

[oldphanny]

re: dan's ass discourse

the reason it comes off as big is because he has wide hips. but the ass itself is flat.

:0

....Relatable.

OG Ask

[pinofdnp]

and i love you for that

[c0smicdaisy]

DNP saying thank you & goodbye to the meet & greet people, Berlin 08.09.24