NAME A SICKER RAPPER RIGHT NOW!!
GO ON I'LL FUCKIN WAIT!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!!
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I hope the demolition lovers never reunited.
I genuinely hope that they stay apart for the rest of their lives and be MISERABLE.
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“Yes. Cissy was a pretty thing when I tumbled her, but childbirth left her as fat as a cow, so Lady Anya arranged for her to marry one of her men-at-arms. It is different with Saffron.”
“Saffron?” Alayne tried not to laugh. “Truly?”
Ser Harrold had the grace to blush. “Her father says she is more precious to him than gold. He’s rich, the richest man in Gulltown. A fortune in spices.”
“What will you name the babe?” she asked. “Cinnamon if she’s a girl? Cloves if he’s a boy?”
Alayne I, The Winds of Winter
this is such jon snow behaviour
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do you like haikyuu or do you like the idea of me choking you until you run out of breath and suffocate
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weishennies should start taking sm employees hostage at this point like we were promised a full length album and a ten solo this year and GOT NONE OF IT!!! the years abt to end and we still got nothing!!!!
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can you add a scene of rhysand going to get tested for an std in your fanfic because lord knows he needs it after sticking his dick in something that’s been used as a cum dumpster for the whole of verlaris. he’s going to wake up itching and burning because of her😭.
"...the stupid youths they'd been—fucking any female who showed interest, often in the same room as each other..." - Cassian in ACOSF talking about himself, Rhys, and Az
But, yeah sure, 25 year old Nesta is the problem, not the 500+ year old High Lord.... You can be a hater all you want, Anon. Hate on my girl all you want too, with your insults. But just know, it's only going to make me want to write this Rhysta fic harder!
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the medvedev/sinner match…..user batsplat how are you feeling
area woman who thought she could no longer be disappointed gets one last punch in the face
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you talk a lot about leon for someone who hates him
You’re saying this like I say good things about him when I bring him up. Tell me, do you get tunnel vision and only zero in on his name, completely disregarding everything else that accompanies it? Can you read, or have you only memorised the spelling of his name so you can point it out?
Also, it’s kind of hard to talk about Serennedy without bringing him up?? What am I supposed to say?? Luis and That Guy? Oh man I sure do love that ship with Luis and [REDACTED]. Really digging the chemistry between Luis and Some Dude.
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