#I spent hours on this oops

[mail-me-a-snail]

A TRUE MANN OF SCIENCE

Dr. Ludwig is the best in his field. Which field? Why, all of them! Chemistry, biology, necromancy… Is there anything he can't do? He's the best on the field, too. He's got your back, mein Freund...as long as you have his. In need of medical assistance? Just ask nicely, say the magic word, and don't be such a big baby. Whatever was in your chest cavity will grow back! If it doesn't, the good doctor has plenty to spare.

felt like drawing my medic loadout (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

[dragon-spaghetti]

Was feelin soft 💖

(Please click for better quality!!)

[peachdoxie]

I love the concept of Antarctica. Yeah, we've got these other continents that are warm and habitable for the most part, and then we've got one on the south of the planet and pretty far from most of the world's population that's freezing cold and inhospitable. 60-70% of the world's freshwater is frozen there in an ice sheet averaging over two kilometers thick, which is kept cold in part by the world's largest ocean current. The continent is mostly populated by scientists, penguins, and a variety of lichen. It's technically a desert.

[kaiserouo]

he's a nom nom warframe

[coddda]

My heart on a silver platter, for even a glimpse of yours.

Lawlight Week Day 5: Cannibalism

Alt crop (because I'm really indecisive LOL)

[verysmallcyborg]

haha oh man are you ever normal in the club. i never am. permanently debuffed

(THANK YOU @oneiroy FOR THEIR NEW AND IMPROVED FACE SCARS. OUGH........!!!!!)

[juicyspacesecrets]

Happy Holidays! Please find joy in the world today!

[n3arell-art]

she’s on a mission

[pitchthepeach]

Mav

[updatingranboo]

updatingranboo’s tagging system

hiya! it’s been a while since i updated my tagging system so here’s a whole new post about it :D if you’ve ever wondered “man, admin sure uses a lot of tags, how do i know how to find stuff using those tags?” you’re gonna wanna check this post out!

all updates are tagged with “#ranboo” and “#ranboo update” for searchability.

all other creators included in posts are tagged with their username (ie. charlie is tagged "#slimecicle", sneeg is tagged "#sneegsnag", michela is tagged "#darkeyebrows".) the only exception is moonzy, who is just tagged as "#moonzy".

all posts including generation loss across all platforms are tagged with “#generation loss” and “#generation loss update".

generation loss posts are also separated by specific projects, including: #the social experiments - #the founders cut - #chronicle 0 - #the story of lostfield

some notable events like weeks, cons, and trips also have tags, including: #twitchcon paris 2023 - #twitchcon las vegas 2023 - #vidcon baltimore 2023 - #spooky week 2023 - #ranboo rebrand 2023 - #ranbathon2024 - #the streamer awards 2024 - #austrailia trip 2024 - #genloss prop auction - #vidcon anaheim 2024 - #fallout fridays

specific platform updates:

#twitch update - #main stream - #ranboobutnot stream - #end of stream - #twitch vod link - #guest star* - #offline chat - #twitch clip - #stream recap

#youtube update - #ranboo upload - #ranboovods upload - #ranboowaslive upload - #ranboowaslive short - #generation loss upload - #white noise upload - #sorry upload - #youtube comment

#twitter update - #twitter reply - #going live tweet - #ranboosaysstuff tweet - #ranaltboo tweet - #whenranboolive tweet - #generationloss1 tweet - #generationloss2 tweet - #thechronicle0 tweet - #whiternoises tweet

#tiktok update - #main tiktok - #ranbooliveclips tiktok

#instagram update - #insta story - #instagram post - #threads update

#tumblr update - #textpost update - #ask update - #ranboo reblog - #aimsey reblog - #guqqie reblog - #reblogged by ranboo

#discord update - #ranmail v1 post

thumbnail artists: #holographicros3 thumbnail - #mushroom21888 thumbnail - #sleepy_cheeky thumbnail - #ingapotejto thumbnail - #breisnotperfect thumbnail - #dtowncat_ thumbnail

ranboo staff tags: #kertoir - #mochiflxwer - #bioloveds

other notable tags: #dnd - #garfield - #guest appearance** - #irl photo - #merch update - #mirror selfie - #miss beloved - #momboo - #moose the cat - #r800 vtuber - #ranboo house update - #ranboos art - #saw - #video

admin tags: #not updating ranboo - #updatingranboo ask - #admin notes

*guest star is for stream appearances, **guest appearance is for all other posts including ranboo, but not made by ranboo

i'll continue to update this as i find more tags i frequently use!

[gas-station-chai]

He’s looking at that freak of a dog that calls itself Sagoth

Sickass speedpaint under the cut (tw: eye contact)

[sp3akfromtheart]

headcanon: jack prefers sugary coffee and ianto (unwillingly) makes it for him

[sashasylvaart]

Fairy Lights

Reblogs super appreciated!

[hydrossity-zone]

[5/7/2024]

[whiscey]

drop your devastating banana fish fanfics list bestie 🙇🏻‍♀️

AHSHWJEVJ YES OMG thank you so much for this ask!!! i have a very very long list of fanfics that i love so im not gonna put every single one here, but here’s a list of my favorites :)

note: 1) of course please be mindful of the tws— most of these have the usual list of the tws associated with ash’s trauma; 2) i don’t read anything that complies with the canonical ending cause i cannot handle that lol; 3) the first half of this list is just purely devastating, and then the second half is mostly just hurt/comfort; 4) the order in this doesn’t mean anything

I fell in love with a war and nobody told me it ended (by ihavenomorals): very shorter-centric; retells the canon events in his perspective (with it being heavily implied that he’s in love with ash); definitely very devastating, i cried multiple times while reading it

dead birds and bloodhounds (by ihavenomorals): also very shorter-centric lol; incredibly devastating for similar reasons as the last one (i also really really loved the ending of this one)

Streetlight angel. (by chaos101): this one’s also shorter-centric; a lot of pre-canon shorter’s thoughts about ash; i do not have words to describe how much i loved the whole “streetlight angel” thing

New York, New York 1980 (by wbss21): ash-centric; talks about precanon ash living on the streets (no shorter); genuinely so so heartbreaking

Just offscreen. (by chaos101): focuses on ash; please be very very careful with the warnings, this really graphic and can be very triggering; i almost feel weird recommending this one cause it’s not really meant to be read for enjoyment, but it’s very well-written and really really impactful so i do want to include it; almost threw up the first time i read this (and i mean that as a compliment to the writing, not in the sense that i personally found it triggering), it was so incredibly devastating and gut-punching

how strong the blood (by ihavenomorals): nadia-centric; it’s about nadia’s experience raising shorter on her own; one of the only fanfics i’ve read that focuses on nadia and i loved it so so much

Odour of Chrysanthemums (by nyanja14): eiji’s-mom-centric; eiji’s mom’s perspective on ash and his relationship with eiji after they move to japan; this was so cool ahdhwje, i loved how much depth and backstory they gave to eiji’s mom; one of the less devastating ones on this list, but it’s still so sad in its own right

like a peach (by Quintessence): asheijiii; eiji takes care of ash’s wounds (canon-compliant, takes place around when they rescue ash from dino) and they talk about how he sees himself; definitely a lot more hurt/comfort than pure devastation but the way ash sees himself is so heartbreaking :(

Hydrangea (by Bleed_Peroxide): jessica-centric; first half is jessica’s thoughts as she gets to know more about ash and then second half is an expansion on that one scene where jessica asks ash about what foxx did to him; also more hurt/comfort lol, but i love found family sooo much

Even that could be forgiven. Even Ash. (by chaos101): focuses on max and ash; obviously had to include this since i literally requested it lmao (don’t get me wrong tho– that’s not the only reason why it’s here; it’s here cause i love this fic a lot :3); ash thinks max is going to punish him for talking back to him and max comforts him; hurt/comfort

You’ve paid this world more than enough. (by chaos101): also focuses on max and ash; pretty similar to the last one but i just had to include this cause i love it so so much; hurt/comfort

Safe and Sound (by Dodici): focuses on shorter and ash; pretty short but so so impactful (literally took my breath away ahdvwjeh)

I wish that things had been different. (by chaos101): focuses on ash and griffin; it’s about ash’s reunion with griffin after he starts recovering from the effects of banana fish; this was so emotional and well-written abdvwjbd

Down toward the Healing (by Dodici): asheiji; part of a series (i recommend the series as a whole honestly, but definitely this fanfic in particular) called Eight Million Gods; it’s about ash struggling to find a therapist who works for him; the writing is so beautiful in this and i personally find it somewhat devastating in the sense that it’s a big reminder that healing takes time and a lot of effort

Feed My Body. Feed My Soul (by Wings_and_Feet): asheiji; it does have one (consensual) explicit scene, which is important to the plot but can also probably be skipped over if you’re not comfortable reading that; talks about ash’s relationship with food through eiji’s perspective (please be careful with the trigger warnings)

To Sleep; Perchance to Dream (by Wings_and_Feet): asheiji; it’s about ash and eiji’s post-canon life in japan and eiji’s family’s reactions to eiji being ash back home; literally one of my favorite post-canon japan fics ever, it’s soooo good; a lot of hurt/comfort

Pain Management (by Wings_and_Feet): asheiji; discusses ash’s struggles with addiction as a result of his experiences at Club Cod (not elaborating on this cause of the triggering content); i haven’t read many fics that talk about this, so i thought this was really interesting lol (and also it was very well-written)

Just because I love you. (by chaos101): asheiji; ash sickfic combined with ash and eiji talking about the horrible “he’s not your salvation” stuff blanca said to ash; genuinely one of my favorite sickfics ever (although that’s not really entirely the focus of the fanfic but like still)

How to love someone back. (by chaos101): asheiji; i saved the best for last :3; this is a character study of ash and it’s literally one of my favorite fanfics ever – please go read it, it’s so good aksjdke

bonuses :D (these count as bonuses since you requested devastating fics and these are pretty fluffy lol):

What you’ve been waiting for. (by chaos101): professor ash!! this fic is so sweet 🥹 i love it so much, it’s one of my comfort fics

the Childhood at Eighteen series (by armjail): asheiji; these are my other two comfort fics, they’re both so incredibly wholesome 🥹🥹

[randomalistic]

Anyways here’s a rambling infodump thing about all the similarities between Spamton and Turbo and then some. (you should bully me for this)

My fixation on both of them… they feed into eachother.

3 foot tall FREAK !!!!!

THE INSANE SMILER…

Glitchy and pixelated

Full of envy, pent up hatred, DESPERATELY CRAVES REVENGE.

Kinda ugly </3

Or at least. Unconventional!

Used to drive a car when he was popular

I know there’s a difference between being a car spokesman and being a racer but it’s close enough <3 Spamton would not know how to drive a cungadero they just told him to pose in there and smile. Ok Headcanon OVER !!!!

Had it all in the 80s/90s before losing the spotlight

Turbo did his bullshit in 1987 (actual road blasters release year) and Spamton did his bullshit in 1997

Only really known as an unspeakable rumor and lives in infamy

It’s more like everyone “moved on” from Spamton and forgot about him (or at least tried to forget about him…) where with Turbo what he did was so bad that he’s only known for that ONE thing

Goes in hiding for decades

Spamton has his alleyway dumpster, and maybe other areas of cyber city with low traffic. Turbo’s hiding was implied to have been in the depths of game central station until Sugar Rush was plugged in. (Which I think was asked about in an AMA) Both are like. ~30 YEARS of hiding 💀

Would go any length for the same attention again

The interesting thing about this is Turbo DOES win. He does get that attention back by disguising as King Candy and being able to race again, and he keeps it for however long Sugar Rush was around for before the events of the movie. Spamton never gets it back…

But at least Spamton doesn’t get INCINERATED so I’d say he’s better off, even if the best outcome is him becoming an item

Dependent on some kid for his plan to work

Although Spamton’s relationship with Kris (dependent on them helping him) is pretty different than King Candy’s relationship with Vanellope (dependent on her not interfering) I still think it’s funny that they both have beef with children

Later attempted murder of said kid

Quality villains out here not even hesitating to kill kids to get what they want !!!

Imitated/fabricated identity

Spamton imitates Swatch, Turbo fabricates (?) King Candy

Stupid catchphrase

NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE [TurboTastic!]

BOSS BATTLE FORM IS FUCKKKKED

They essentially have the same monologue of “THANKS TO YOU I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER!! But it's not enough... so I'm going to kill you anyways"

I think King Candybug’s Face resembles SNEO in a weird way. Mostly just the big eyes and weird nose and THE SMILERRRRR. They have very similar vibes! I will stop myself now!

Virus/malware adiacent

Turbo literally claims he’s a virus by the end of the movie and Spamton is Spamton

Critically Acclaimed Tumblr Man (and hated)

From my RESEARCH. (Aka. Looking up art of him) Apparently a lot of people on tumblr liked Turbo in 2013. And those people have since become spamton people (perhaps ……) I guess that is me now too. Really unfortunate

Lore ties into a real life video game (Petz & Road Blasters)

In the sweepstakes spamton was kinda confirmed to come from a Petz game. I also didn’t know road blasters was Real until I started looking into it . (TurboTime is fake tho) But there’s a very specific similarity for you. Fucked up characters blurring the lines into real life my beloved

Rivalry/broken friendship with Those similar looking fellas (I’m running out of brain power here)

Spamton had the Addisons, which were like his friends? Fellow advertisers. Looked a bit like him, just taller with different colors. Spamton left them after becoming a big shot because he thought he didn’t need them anymore…

Turbo had the “turbo twins” (the 2 other blue racers in his game) idk if that’s their official name cuz they kinda barely exist in canon.. I think it’s popular fanon that Turbo is shorter than both of them, but that’s actually not true. But I’m still gonna count it. Anyways he KILLED them when he got turbotime unplugged. THEYRE DEAD.

Extreme temperature related death (is this a stretch)

Less of a similarity and more of an interesting contrast

Turbo burns to death when he’s INCINERATED in diet cola mountain. I could ramble about this a lot but. That’s for my second account

And Spamton NEO (in snowgrave at least) is FROZEN SOLID by noelle. He shouldn’t have asked for that ice cream man

Anyways I get similar vibes from those guys..

I hope they explode.

Also thinking more about this is making me realize how similar in concept deltarune and Wreck it Ralph are. As in, those apps and computer programs in the computer lab ? Yeah they’re alive and theres a whole ass cyber city and mansion and theres a ton of little guys living in there! (And same goes for the card kingdom in chapter 1)

Like if there was a dark world created in an arcade, it would probably look something like the WIR world. In a way, lightners would be the “players” because everything the game characters (darkners) do is to serve the players. I’m just saying !!!! These pieces of media are both Really Good!!!