#spamtastic

[crosspunzel]

[randomalistic]

Local glitchy egotistical manlets get in an argument

[springbon-t-art]

Hello spring! :D

I just wanted to tell you I love your guy dressed up as schlatt! I was also wondering if there's any new information possibly about a new event that's all I hope you have a sparkly sequence spamtastic spectacular day!!!!!!

Thank you for the patience! I hope you have a wonderful week!!!

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

"MERRY [capitalism] HOLIDAY EVERYONE!"

"I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A [spamtastic] HOLIDAY!"

[optionalblue]

I love the internet

that was spanstats

spamtastic

svants

fantasmix

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[lizzibabedrinkstea]

Oh, don't mind me, I'm just over here noting all the spamtastic WFH ads infesting various hashtags and reporting them to mods. They've been seen in #ups, #cats, #barbie# and now currently #deadpool & wolverine.

Pew pew pew

[senkysenky]

ok. ok wAit just a second i had the most brilliant spamtastic idea ever. Listen to this, because, heh, youll wwnntto hear what i have to say! Ok here i go. what if, ok, instead of “spamton”, it was “spamtonn”e. Wouldnt this be radical and possibly flip the world left side right.

[hockpock]

reminder that i'm using esc 2023 for eurovision and the next hour + is going to be spamtastic

[l1zardart1stre]

i dub this spamtastic ms. Holly Roger Bay

potential spamtons if he was queen. maybe

[crosspunzel]

Spamtastic won!!!!

[randomalistic]

Anyways here’s a rambling infodump thing about all the similarities between Spamton and Turbo and then some. (you should bully me for this)

My fixation on both of them… they feed into eachother.

3 foot tall FREAK !!!!!

THE INSANE SMILER…

Glitchy and pixelated

Full of envy, pent up hatred, DESPERATELY CRAVES REVENGE.

Kinda ugly </3

Or at least. Unconventional!

Used to drive a car when he was popular

I know there’s a difference between being a car spokesman and being a racer but it’s close enough <3 Spamton would not know how to drive a cungadero they just told him to pose in there and smile. Ok Headcanon OVER !!!!

Had it all in the 80s/90s before losing the spotlight

Turbo did his bullshit in 1987 (actual road blasters release year) and Spamton did his bullshit in 1997

Only really known as an unspeakable rumor and lives in infamy

It’s more like everyone “moved on” from Spamton and forgot about him (or at least tried to forget about him…) where with Turbo what he did was so bad that he’s only known for that ONE thing

Goes in hiding for decades

Spamton has his alleyway dumpster, and maybe other areas of cyber city with low traffic. Turbo’s hiding was implied to have been in the depths of game central station until Sugar Rush was plugged in. (Which I think was asked about in an AMA) Both are like. ~30 YEARS of hiding 💀

Would go any length for the same attention again

The interesting thing about this is Turbo DOES win. He does get that attention back by disguising as King Candy and being able to race again, and he keeps it for however long Sugar Rush was around for before the events of the movie. Spamton never gets it back…

But at least Spamton doesn’t get INCINERATED so I’d say he’s better off, even if the best outcome is him becoming an item

Dependent on some kid for his plan to work

Although Spamton’s relationship with Kris (dependent on them helping him) is pretty different than King Candy’s relationship with Vanellope (dependent on her not interfering) I still think it’s funny that they both have beef with children

Later attempted murder of said kid

Quality villains out here not even hesitating to kill kids to get what they want !!!

Imitated/fabricated identity

Spamton imitates Swatch, Turbo fabricates (?) King Candy

Stupid catchphrase

NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE [TurboTastic!]

BOSS BATTLE FORM IS FUCKKKKED

They essentially have the same monologue of “THANKS TO YOU I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER!! But it's not enough... so I'm going to kill you anyways"

I think King Candybug’s Face resembles SNEO in a weird way. Mostly just the big eyes and weird nose and THE SMILERRRRR. They have very similar vibes! I will stop myself now!

Virus/malware adiacent

Turbo literally claims he’s a virus by the end of the movie and Spamton is Spamton

Critically Acclaimed Tumblr Man (and hated)

From my RESEARCH. (Aka. Looking up art of him) Apparently a lot of people on tumblr liked Turbo in 2013. And those people have since become spamton people (perhaps ……) I guess that is me now too. Really unfortunate

Lore ties into a real life video game (Petz & Road Blasters)

In the sweepstakes spamton was kinda confirmed to come from a Petz game. I also didn’t know road blasters was Real until I started looking into it . (TurboTime is fake tho) But there’s a very specific similarity for you. Fucked up characters blurring the lines into real life my beloved

Rivalry/broken friendship with Those similar looking fellas (I’m running out of brain power here)

Spamton had the Addisons, which were like his friends? Fellow advertisers. Looked a bit like him, just taller with different colors. Spamton left them after becoming a big shot because he thought he didn’t need them anymore…

Turbo had the “turbo twins” (the 2 other blue racers in his game) idk if that’s their official name cuz they kinda barely exist in canon.. I think it’s popular fanon that Turbo is shorter than both of them, but that’s actually not true. But I’m still gonna count it. Anyways he KILLED them when he got turbotime unplugged. THEYRE DEAD.

Extreme temperature related death (is this a stretch)

Less of a similarity and more of an interesting contrast

Turbo burns to death when he’s INCINERATED in diet cola mountain. I could ramble about this a lot but. That’s for my second account

And Spamton NEO (in snowgrave at least) is FROZEN SOLID by noelle. He shouldn’t have asked for that ice cream man

Anyways I get similar vibes from those guys..

I hope they explode.

Also thinking more about this is making me realize how similar in concept deltarune and Wreck it Ralph are. As in, those apps and computer programs in the computer lab ? Yeah they’re alive and theres a whole ass cyber city and mansion and theres a ton of little guys living in there! (And same goes for the card kingdom in chapter 1)

Like if there was a dark world created in an arcade, it would probably look something like the WIR world. In a way, lightners would be the “players” because everything the game characters (darkners) do is to serve the players. I’m just saying !!!! These pieces of media are both Really Good!!!

[gragg1972]

😬 #spamsandwich #spamtastic (at Holly Springs, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hLLLnhNNxwXKLB8HmLyMzdH6H-RO6MTxmU0E0/?igshid=1kqwasikw92lp

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL TAKE IT, THANK YOU MY [godly] FRIEND! HOPE YOU HAVE A [spamtastic] DAY!"

"JUST FOR THAT YOU DESERVE A [159 PRIZE] MY BUDDY!"

Spamgon's yellow portal opened up and dropping ontop of palkia's head was a giant book of stickers the size of venonats

"I CAN GIVE STUFF AWAY NOW FOR [100%] THANKS TO [yellow m&m] BUT I WON'T DO IT OFTEN! I PERFER SELLING! BUT YOU DESERVE SOMETHING [icy hot] SO HERE YOU GO!"

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YOU KNOW HOW YOUR PORTALS USUALLY DON'T DUMP YOU HALFWAY ACROSS THE PLANET FROM WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO? YOU'RE WELCOME.

[year2000electronics]

i realize the spamton queen swap au is just the plot to wreck it ralph. i die.

[four4soaring]

...so I know we have a hurricane descending upon us and all...but can we please talk about this most unnatural disaster - what is happening people ! ! ? ?#ohthehumanity #spamnado #spamtastic #smiles4soaring (at North Charleston, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2AQIJUlPkQ/?igshid=dzhk56c6jpap

[mister-fitshace]

OMG.... the new marketing word used by spammers and scammers. Ever notice those goofy posts that have “OMG! I need this” or similar? Time to change up your spammy tactics badvertisers. #omg #spam #badvertising #spammy #omgspam #spamalamadingdong #spamtastic #spamology #spamanomics #spamspamittyspamspam (at Spamalot (Teatro Aldama)) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuxEDnClpwV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fooimodz56ba