#I shouldn’t be laughing

[skotiwolves]

my friend just finished the s2 finale (she knows very minimal about Star Wars and loves tech) 💀

[ginervacade]

🌹

Ooooo another one!

“ Chrissy, wake up darlin’! You can’t fade out on me now, I-“ he choked on a sob. “ I just got you back.” Reggie squeezed her tightly, tears falling onto her face as he leaned down to kiss her forehead. “ Please,” he sobbed, “ I haven’t even gotten to tell you I love you yet!” Alex slowly slid down beside him, his own wave of tears falling as he took his sisters hand in his own.

“ Please baby doll,” Reggie choked out, “ I need to tell you I love you.”

The smallest movement. Almost too small to notice, and then.

“Mmm-“ tiny and pained but still there. “ Love you too Reg.” Her voice was barely a croak as she finally opened her eyes again. “Your voice gets really cute when you’re all worked up. T’wang comes out more-“ then what could have been a giggle or a cough.

[pixlokita]

Wait I’m just realizing how funny it is that springtrap/ William and all his variations see an unhappy child with brown hair, brown eyes and striped shirt and immediately goes … yes I must have him as my own like 🧍‍♂️

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

[cyb3rtron]

he willingly showed me his ass , how could i not touch it :(

[9kylian]

CAPTAIN

[machiavellli]

Boccaccio: “I want to give my work a university type of layout, I’ll have the text in two columns, because this is a serious text and I want to send the message across to people. those are not just silly stories.”

Netflix: some wet abs should do the job lol

[halles-comet]

To be fair I can’t go fifty miles without having a little snack either

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: *laying in bed, having a depressive episode*

Hunter, leaning in the doorway and about to pick up some random objects and walk awkwardly around the room: Hey…

[gravedigg]

As a Qunari lover, the snapchat filter smooth Qunari forehead makes me nauseous. EUGH

[gendergraveyard]

I think we should normalize falling a little bit in love w everyone you meet.

[lustlovehart]

I would like to tell Azul that I’d like to gather up all of his slime into a bottle and bathe in it. 🫶

—💖 anon

If you tell him anything of the sort, you blink for a moment and all you see is a purple puddle on the floor. But also a freaked out expression from Floyd because what??? That’s not fair :( And Jade is Jade :).

[sihtryggr]

😂😭

[elendsessor]

these games are so stupid

[azis-nebula]

Someone needs to give me my self-respect back. The way I would drop everything if my old situationship told me she wanted to try again.

oh you wanna call late at night again? Okay! Does this mean I get to hear you get off too?

Movie night? Just let me know when. We can do what you promised me under the blanker

You wanna play games together? Sounds like a plan. You always loved teasing me during that, can I hear it again?

If she wore the clothes out that she sent me pictures in, I think I’d die on the spot.

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i’m trying my hardest to not act how i feel