#I shouldn’t be laughing

[skotiwolves]

my friend just finished the s2 finale (she knows very minimal about Star Wars and loves tech) 💀

[ginervacade]

🌹

Ooooo another one!

“ Chrissy, wake up darlin’! You can’t fade out on me now, I-“ he choked on a sob. “ I just got you back.” Reggie squeezed her tightly, tears falling onto her face as he leaned down to kiss her forehead. “ Please,” he sobbed, “ I haven’t even gotten to tell you I love you yet!” Alex slowly slid down beside him, his own wave of tears falling as he took his sisters hand in his own.

“ Please baby doll,” Reggie choked out, “ I need to tell you I love you.”

The smallest movement. Almost too small to notice, and then.

“Mmm-“ tiny and pained but still there. “ Love you too Reg.” Her voice was barely a croak as she finally opened her eyes again. “Your voice gets really cute when you’re all worked up. T’wang comes out more-“ then what could have been a giggle or a cough.

[midnightsnyx]

guys the mall I work in flooded

[oh-great-authoress]

If ever there was a photo of a Poor Little Meow Meow…

Never have I ever seen a man who more accurately sums up sad wet cat in a photo.

[pixlokita]

Wait I’m just realizing how funny it is that springtrap/ William and all his variations see an unhappy child with brown hair, brown eyes and striped shirt and immediately goes … yes I must have him as my own like 🧍‍♂️

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

[halles-comet]

To be fair I can’t go fifty miles without having a little snack either

[pagesupinflames]

honestly ? i’ve been giggling on your page ever since you posted your first thoughts

I NEVER HURT ISAIAH WHAT THE FUCK

[cyb3rtron]

he willingly showed me his ass , how could i not touch it :(

[9kylian]

CAPTAIN

[machiavellli]

Boccaccio: “I want to give my work a university type of layout, I’ll have the text in two columns, because this is a serious text and I want to send the message across to people. those are not just silly stories.”

Netflix: some wet abs should do the job lol

[palajae]

IM SORRY THE COMMENTS ARE SO FUNNY

hypegirl! | three.

PAIRING ▸ soccer player! niki x afab! reader

GENRE ▸ soccerl! au, roommates!au, romance, fluff, angst, humor

WORD COUNT ▸ 2.1k

SUMMARY ▸ all you want is to join the boys’ soccer team. all niki wants is to get minji’s attention. as roommates, what better than to strike a deal and help each other out? nothing really, except for one glaring issue: your blossoming feelings for said roommate. oh, and the fact that you’re technically supposed to be your brother, kim sunoo. 

AKA a hopefully more sfw version of she's the man? 

NOTES ▸ based off she’s the man (2006), reader is sunoo's sister and pretends to be her brother sunoo— please let me know if there’s any typos!

masterlist. | next.

IT’S JUST… COOL WITH YOU?

again, you’re not sure how you got into this situation. you made the team. you went to weekly practices with said team. 

and on the weekends… you went out with niki. figuratively, you were on a date. 

literally, well… not so much. 

in your ingenious mind, you offered to take niki out on “fake dates” to get him ready for his real one with minji. in other words, it was your more selfish way of spending more time with him. 

“wouldn’t it be awkward?” he frowns but you  adamantly shake your head. 

“trust me, it’ll work. plus,” you look away shyly, “this is just a thanks for you helping me get on the team.” 

if anything, you proved to be more useful. after sharing your tips and tricks on how to impress girls (yourself included), niki stared at you in wonder. 

“how do you know so much? do you have a girlfriend or-?”

you laugh in panic. it’s not like you could say that you were a girl.. and understood how most other girls felt. 

“no! i just, like, learned a lot. from my sister, yeah.” 

“you and your sister are really alike,” he murmurs thoughtfully. 

you look down, your stomach churning. 

later that day, you plan to meet up with your brother—the real sunoo— for dinner. you didn’t realize how nice it was to be yourself again. 

no facade, no acting. just you. 

“sunoo!” you almost run into his arms. 

“how’s your camp?” he raises an eyebrow. 

you let out a sigh, gesturing for him to sit. this was going to be a long story. but you figure you should leave the whole ‘catching feelings’ part out.

long story short—he wasn’t surprised at your antics. if anything, sunoo simply rolls his eyes and tells you to not get into too much trouble.

after you catch him up and he tells you about his camp, you excuse yourself to the restroom. 

the moment you step in, you freeze. there’s actually no way. the back, the hair… it was too familiar to be true. the moment you see her face in the mirror, you deflate. 

what was kim minji doing on this side of town? 

but this was your chance. she didn’t know you as your true self, she knew you as kim sunoo. and you had to take the risk. 

you take a deep breath. 

“excuse me, you’re minji right?”

she turns around, eyes narrowed. “yes? do i know you?”

you fidget with your hands. 

“i‘ve heard about you-from my brother, sunoo.” 

she suddenly gasps, transforming into an entirely different person. “oh my gosh-no way. you guys look like twins!”  

by this point you’ve perfected your fake laugh. it was all or nothing. 

“oh yeah, well i also heard about you and niki going out-“

she falters but you’re too immersed to notice,

“just wanted to tell you, he isn’t what he really seems.” you start blabbing on and on making up random things about niki until she laughs and interrupts you. 

“thanks for your concern, but, and please don’t tell anyone this—especially sunoo—but i actually like him. not niki. i was just trying to use niki to make your brother jealous.” she looks apologetic as your mouth drops open. 

that means…

minji likes sunoo.

minji likesyou. and she used niki to make you jealous. you, kim sunoo? 

thoughts scattered, you let out an embarrassed laugh. and then the anger fills you. how could she do that to niki? 

you frown. “oh, well… maybe you should tell him the truth. he deserves to know your true feelings toward him and stringing him along won’t do anything.” 

minji glances down at the floor. “you’re right. thank you. i’ll do it.” 

as she leaves, you stay staring at your reflection in the mirror. 

niki doesn’t deserve her, you think bitterly. 

he doesn’t deserve any of this. 

most of all, he doesn’t deserve you. 

it was nearing the end of the camp. the amount of time you spent with niki was practically more than the amount of time you spent practicing. and you practiced a lot.

your team was training really hard, and you were excited for the championship games coming up soon.

but you weren’t excited about certain other things. 

things like niki’s first date with minji. 

all you could do was send him off with last minute tips and affirmations. all while staring at him walking away from you, and towards minji.

to be honest, you felt weird spending such time away from him. yeah, that was how much of your day was with him. the sight of him greeted you first thing in the morning and at night when you closed your eyes and murmured your goodnights. 

after the desperately awaited first date, you attempted to distract yourself by hanging out with jungwon. hanging out as in mindlessly passing the ball drills over and over again. 

maybe he could tell the change in your mood, the somber expressions you were attempting to hide the whole time. but he didn’t say anything. everything was all communicated in the back and forth passing of the ball between you two. 

and when niki got back, he didn’t say much. that made the dread grow in your stomach even more, but you gave him some time like any other good friend should do. as much  as you wanted to be you in that moment selfishly, you had to be someone else for his and your own good. 

then the next day at lunch, you took a deep breath and jumped into the deep end. 

“hey, so like… how was your date with minji?”

niki stops chewing, processing thoughtfully for a moment. you gulp, throat suddenly dry. 

“it was alright.”

those three simple words leave you more confused than ever. 

“alright? that’s it? what happened?” 

you can see the mixed emotions present on his face, and you press on. 

“dude, i’ve been trying to help you the whole time, so i feel like there’s nothing you have to keep-“

“i don’t know, okay?” he sets down his spoon with a finality. “it’s confusing. she’s not who i thought she was, that’s for sure. i don’t even know dating is like. is it supposed to feel like this?”

your fingers curl into fists. “like what?” 

he lets out a noise of frustration or defeat, running his hands through his hair. 

“i thought i was supposed to be happier that she asked me out. i thought it was supposed to feel natural. i thought i was supposed to be sure about how i feel towards her.” 

you watch a bead of water run down your cup. 

“have you felt this way about anyone else then? did it feel different being with someone else than when you were with minji?” 

you're freaking out internally, wondering if you made a mistake or not letting your curiosity and imagination get the best of you. 

what about me? you wish to desperately ask. 

what do you feel when you’re with me? 

maybe you messed up by asking that but it’s too late. 

riki doesn’t give you an answer. 

-

niki spent most of that night thinking about that day. why conversations with minji felt so hard, so forced. why he wasn’t as comfortable and happy about spending time, let alone going on a date, with her as he should have been. why the night ended on a off-note, with no strong reason or promise to meet again. 

regardless, he doesn’t sleep much. he gets up early and quietly as to not wake you up and goes out for a run. he needed to collect his thoughts. 

niki picks up his pace again with a million things running through his head. first questioning how he started liking minji. what even drew his attention to her in the first place?

and then he wonders why he isn’t as upset as he would’ve been that their date didn’t go as hoped. he certainly wasn’t as upset as he would’ve been before he met you.

for some reason, he had been thinking about you recently, when your brother asked how he felt with minji. 

he could only think that the one time he felt so right was with you. the only time he felt so happy and confident as himself was when he talked to you. 

how stunning you looked simply handing out snacks to little kids, and how cute you looked flustered by him. 

but you reminded niki too much of sunoo. and maybe that was a line he shouldn’t cross, especially from only meeting once. 

yet he still wanted to see you again. if that spark was still there. he enjoyed talking to you as much as he did with your brother. it was almost like you guys were the same person in the way. just different people with different relationships to him. 

you were the first stranger he was attracted to. 

and kim sunoo was basically his closest friend he could rely on and talk to about anything. 

both of you two uplifted him and made him feel confidently, like a real person that deserved the world. 

he isn’t sure what he is going to do. if he was ever going to see you again. 

so niki makes a plan that afternoon. he’ll casually ask your brother for your number after joint practice. there would be no harm in at least trying to get to know you better, right?

it could take his mind off the minji stuff. 

he waits for you after conditioning finishes up. right as he looks up from his phone, he sees sunoo and minji walking together from conditioning. 

niki sees the way her eyes sparkle and smile grows when she looks at him—you. niki knows it then. as she grabs your arm playfully, he knows that you, sunoo, are the one that she likes. 

he has to know. it’s the same way he used to look at her.

for how long? was this on purpose? 

he doesn’t know why he overreacts and stalks off at the sight. 

you’re exhausted and sweaty and it hits you after bidding bye to minji.

you’re confused as to why niki didn’t wait for you as he usually did, but you brush it off.

when you get to your dorms, opening the door, you spot niki sitting on the edge of his bed. his head is down, however, which worries you. 

“niki? dude, you good?”

he abruptly turns to you, betrayal and confusion evident in his eyes. 

“just leave, man. i trusted you. i put my full faith in you because i thought we were friends. i actually thought you were special, but it turns out you didn’t care at all.” 

you take a step back as if his words physically attacked you. “what-? niki, what are you talking-“

“so this whole time, did you use me to get minji? to get on our team? does it feel good or something? even though you knew i liked her?”

you’re at an utter loss for words. what was he even saying?

“how could you stab me in the back and encourage me to go out with her even though you knew her true feelings?” his voice cracks and the sound actually hurts you. you had no idea what was going on, but niki seemed truly upset. 

“i don’t even know how to feel now that you’re a betrayer. you’re just a manipulator that used me to get everything you want.”

“niki-“ you reach towards him but he shrugs you off. 

“leave. i don’t want to see you right now.” 

amidst your protests, stubborn niki kicks you out. you have no choice but to leave for the night. amidst the chaos of emotions, you find an empty couch in the common rooms to sleep on. you didn’t feel like bothering the other guys and making a fuss over niki kicking you out.

you had never seen him react like this, ever. whatever was going on, perhaps a good sleep would allow niki to think a little more clearly and talk to you. 

you want to cry yourself to sleep, curling up into a ball on the hard sofa. all of this had to go down the night before the first championship plays. 

as you sink through a fidgety, dreamless sleep, you miss the frantic notifications on your phone still in yours and niki’s shared dorm. 

you have (9) missed calls.

[11:58 pm] sunbro: sis 

[11:58 pm] sunbro: sis 

[11:59 pm] sunbro: you’re not gonna believe it  

[12:00 am] sunbro: pls pick up 

[12:00 am] sunbro: idk what to do im kinda scared 

[12:00 am] sunbro: mom told me she’s gonna come to your game tomorrow 

[12:01 am] sunbro: the one that my band is performing at 

[12:01 am] sunbro: so she’s def gonna see us switched  

[12:03 am] sunbro: what are you gonna do? 

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[devicecontact]

When the ghosts and ghouls attack

[igathas]

literally why did no one tell her the result of the match wouldn’t matter 😭

[lustlovehart]

I would like to tell Azul that I’d like to gather up all of his slime into a bottle and bathe in it. 🫶

—💖 anon

If you tell him anything of the sort, you blink for a moment and all you see is a purple puddle on the floor. But also a freaked out expression from Floyd because what??? That’s not fair :( And Jade is Jade :).