#I see y'all

[theanonymousninja247]

Pretty Random Turtle Thunks:

Christmas Gifts

Just some silly HC ideas on what I would get the Bayverse Boys for Christmas with all the money I got from working overtime during the holidays:

(for all the folks who do overtime in any form or fashion, y'all are my heroes. Thank you 🙏🏼🧡🫡)

Rating: Milk (This one’s for everyone!)

Leo: Cordless Vaccum with Additional Brushes

Hear me out. HC Leo has pretty bad OCD/ Anxiety. (feel free to ask me questions on why I think this; short story, man folds his arms and does his little nervous foot-tapping dance thing) It doesn't necessarily always look like that because he's worked on shoving it so far down (the emotionally constipated turtle he is) that its one of the reasons he can tend to be a bit…well…high strung. All that chaos, the responsibility, the weight that is contained his mind can be a bit maddening and one of the ways he works through it or tries to redirect that nervous energy is through cleaning. It gives him something he can do and see an immediate result to. Leo’s also a meticulous perfectionist, so what better to get him for Christmas than something that will allow him to clean every nook and cranny he can without being hindered; finally putting that pent up energy into something useful. Clean, orderly, and sensible. Because even if the rest of the world is crazy, doesn't mean his mind or his home should be. Well…or at the very least his room. Everything in place as all good things should be. At least that how it feels being with you 😉💙

Donnie: Hand Massager

Something cheesy I know I know. But think about it. Donnie has spent practically his entire life building gadgets and gizmos that help other people. Sure, there's the occasional more specific stuff for him and his brothers, but I don't think he really thinks all that much about building stuff to specifically help himself. You know this turtle gets on that one track mindset waaaaay too often and struggles with taking care of himself. Especially his hands. His hands are his livelihood. His chance to express himself when sometimes emotions and words cannot. I just think Donnie deserves a little break and to put some TLC into the hands that so often reach out to others. Donnie deserves to know that he's worth taking care of himself too. And the best part is if he doesn't like it, he can always tinker with it to make it better. Because that's what Donnie does, makes the world better by being himself and of course, being with you. 😉💜

Raph: Minky Couture Blanket

A blanket? Really? I know what y'all are thinking but hear me out. Raph is a our big boy. The protector. The muscle. The hard headed bruiser who's always on the front lines taking every hit so his family and the rest of the world doesn't have to. He takes the hits because he knows he can handle it and give it right back. That's what he's good at, and he's proud of it. But its not easy. It hurts. And I imagine it can get rather exhausting. Sometimes I think Raph forgets that his heart is a muscle too and it needs to be taken care of just like the rest of the muscles that he puts so much effort into. These blankets are by far the softest that I have EVER had the privilege of touching. Silky smooth to the the touch AND THEY CAN COME WEIGHTED TOO! I think Raph deserves something warm and soft (I HC that he's super touch and texture sensitive) to come home to after fighting in this cold hard world. (A blanket will do. At least until he has you 😉❤️)

Mikey: Thyme and Table Black and Gold Cookset

I’ve always loved the thought that Mikey was the biggest foodie in the family which honestly makes sense. Because what better way to bring people together, no matter who they are, than the ultimate connector that is the love of food? Mikey loves people and he loves expressing himself. What better way than doing that through magic that is cooking?! I want to get him this set because it looks super classy (and I think Mikey needs a reminder every once in a while that he can be cool and chic just like the rest of his bros. That he isn't always just the goof and the brunt of the joke) Mikey, like anything in black and gold, is a statement piece that deserves his own chance to shine! Also with it being speckled, it looks clean while being dirty too. The mess in a masterpiece if you will.

Just like our Mikey!

And you bet your bottom dollar that he is gonna to LOVE trying to make some magic for you😉🧡

Splinter: Lego Tranquil Garden

Splinter is a part of this family and deserves something nice too! My favorite thing is surprising older folks with something considered “childish” and watching them have a chance to explore their inner child once again. Not to mention these lego sets are basically just 3D puzzles and old folks love puzzles! Because puzzles are just workouts for the brain! (at least that's what my grandma keeps telling me) And I think Master Splinter would like to have something fun to work on while his boys are always out saving the world. You know, a little piece of serenity that never fades away (because plastic is eternal and what not) in the crazy world that he gets to call home with his sons. 🤎

[upwardsdescensum]

very much giving dont get married to Christ,marry me

[dadbodbensisko-moved]

girlies when they see leonard nimoy's fingers

[medics-secret-shipfic-folder]

Me: *throws Cheavy x Cmedic content out like crumbs* The five people who are into this ship: *scarfing it down like a flock of pigeons*

[dkettchen]

I have started season 4 of cobra kai and I understand so deeply why tumblr ships the two sad middle-aged men who parent the children together and constantly fight with each other. I understand that they must've gone feral over hearing Johnny utter the words "Why do I need to be the one to switch?". They're like the on the brink of divorce but trying their best to stay together for the kids version of an old married couple.

[solazu1]

Maybe I'm just too tired to put up with bs right now but i’m starting to get tired of the cccc fandom

[hugcollector]

hugs to all my fellow ELP fans rn 💙🫂

[theycallme-ook]

I gotta say i am gobbsmacked I... i followed you bc of your terry mcginnis art on my non art account A Loooongggg time ago, like 2020-2019? AND SUDDENLY YOU POP UP ON MY ART ACCOUNT FEED AS A REBLOG FOR LINKED UNIVERSE???????????????????? MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS YOU!?

(this is positive btw )

LOVE your linked universe comic about Sky, bless Time he's also been in the "new to society" trenches.

AJUSHDJD??? Lmao that's amazing bc I got into BB after a brief LU phase back in 2020 and now it's coming full circle for my very very specific audience niche. My autism might change the current obsession but 1) Star wars 2) legend of Zelda and 3) Batman Beyond will always be in the rotation babyyy

Thanks for sending me this!! It's honestly so fun to know what this heel turn (as if I'm not still posting bb lol) is like for other people. I'll probably be on this for a hot sec while I work on the LU fic that's been on my mind since like. 2019 honestly. But yeah!!

[cuttyclowngirl]

YO! The Fattcactus punk girl oc cameo (left/far left) in the latest Helluva Boss short! Rad!

[depoteka]

and this is what's wrong with tumblr

[chmerical]

me, slowly finding my old rp partners from a year ago: 🥹

[djarinvibe]

as a fic writer, I LOVE seeing engagement on my old fics. Like PLEASE never stop engaging it will never fail to put a smile on the authors face

[mbvgifs]

It’s been over 10 years guys

Y’all refuse to die and I appreciate the dedication

[flightyfinch]

poll rebloh CANCELED you are all TOO NICE. look at these cool ish pics i took of the moon tonight

[wasdeviant]

you'll never be able to convince me that m.arkus being able to awaken androids / turn them deviant with just a touch isn't the coolest ability i've ever seen in a video game.

[verothexeno]

Oh shit that's right. Bonne St-Jean à mes followers Québécois!