#I see it so clearly

[thunderon]

hilarious yellowjackets au where they crash land and there’s no playing card deck with missing queens BUT someone brought Uno and they eventually decide to play Uno to the death for cannibalism purposes

it’d make for the most insane game ever like it gets down to two people and then someone gets hit with “skip you, reverse back to me, draw 4, draw 2, skip you, reverse, UNO OUT” and it’s dead silent for 5 seconds and then shauna goes after the loser with a knife

[overlordneptune]

GOOOOOOD DAY DEAR PEOPLE!! I’M BACK WITH MORE!! Unfortunately my vision for this one is too epic and awesome and I don’t have time left so today’s entry is a sketch! Wip! Rough! For KobyLu with the prompt dancing!!

For the purposes of this week I will pretend that kobylu is still super underground full on rarepair. I’m gonna say it counts. Yeah.

PS: IGNORE THE MISSING LEGS AND BLOBS FOR HANDS AND ALSO I’M LISTENING TO PERUVIAN CUMBIA SO THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE DANCING TO‼️‼️💥💥🔥‼️🔥💥🔥‼️TRUST‼️ ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[titvs-androgynous]

after playing a male Lavellan I have one thing to say and it's holy fuck they robbed us of bisexual Solas

[shortkingvi]

season 2 alcoholic divorced dad vi for sure is posted up at the brothel sobbing into an escorts titties and calling her caitlyn while she fingers her

[gloombby]

if i visualize myself in a grave enough mayb itll come true

[whumpshaped]

thinking about whumpee who just wants to engage in freaky funtime. they've gone through the horrors and they never want to go through them ever again- but being afraid is so very fun and they're badgering caretaker for it endlessly. but whenever caretaker demonstrates any willingness, whumpee immediately goes "but it'd just be play, right? it'd be pretend?" making caretaker think that maybe it's just not a good idea. whumpee just seems so anxious. it's like they love the idea of it, but any talk of execution makes them recoil.

still, they eventually work out an arrangement. whumpee is jittery as ever, testing out the safeword a thousand times to see whether caretaker would really stop. they say it before and after caretaker is finished tying them to the chair, they ask "but it's all pretend, yeah? you're not mean for real? it's all bluffs?" another hundred times, then they follow it up with "no, i do want this, i do, i just wanna make sure it's not too scary, or real"

and then caretaker gets into the rhythm, and whumpee is immediately captivated. all that nervous energy that should absolutely be there during play like this just vanishes almost without a trace. whumpee looks the calmest they've looked in a long while, and caretaker can barely believe that someone can be this calm watching them play with a knife and throw out threats

[rottenfleshnbones]

I WANNA KNOW ‼️

(what type of character id be lmfao)

BONELESS OMG I CAN PICTURE IT PERFECTLY ur th one who accidentally knocks out the slasher in a scene where ur drinking smth then u suddenly see him behind u in the mirror n u will let out the loudest most terrified scream of ur life n just straight up smash the bottle against him. u will run 4 ur life n be one of the only ones who survive

[unrealisticlea]

when Buck was asleep on Eddie’s couch Eddie sat there and watched his chest rising and falling and he had to repeat to himself “he’s alive. he’s just sleeping. he’s here with you.”

[piningbuddies]

they’re gonna have chimney on the radio as he’s bleeding out telling maddie how much he’s wanted to marry her since the day they’ve met and thanking her for making him a father and a better man as his eyes slip closed and to build a home plays like when jee was born and albert died huh

(this was what i said to @madneysjee btw that had her gunning for me. so.)

[abandonastaroth]

I still live in a world where James Acaster could be Doctor Who

[cordyce]

“keep your hands off my team” ouughh i know he is so possessive. i know he is a throat grabbing kisser. i know he tugs you back by the belt loops when you stray too far from him in public. i know he yanks you into his lap at parties. i know he punches men in bars for trying to dance with you. i know he gives you hickeys before you go out with your friends. i know he tattoos your name on his arm and expects you to do the same. i know he hovers over you at work and fakes out your flirty coworkers. i know he kisses you with busted and bloody lips from getting into fights with men who stare at you too long in the street. i know kunigami is so possessive and a little bit Insane about it ..

[dandelion-grl]

she’s a woman to me do you guys understand

[pensandsofas]

Kuboyasu dresses like lesbian btw

[dykeseinfeld]

like a lot of tlt characters are completely unfit for normal life but harrowhark nonagesimus could totally thrive as a corporate paralegal or something.

[peaches2217]

Anyone here seen Martyrs? Y’know that scene near the end where Anna sees into the afterlife, but all we can see is a bright collage of lights before we pull back on Anna’s eyes, looking up at the heavens with pure rapture and enlightenment?

I just had a moment like that, except instead of seeing what comes after death, I saw myself post-transition wearing skirts and decked out in cute skirts and dresses and blouses.

[soccerpunching]

TouRika and lesbian!KoguHaru: