#I really really liked this one

[eclipse-song]

In fiction, we assume that humans are cowardly. But in reality, humans are often generous and brave. We are a self-hating species, and like any self-hater, we are mostly incorrect.

Welcome to Night Vale 232, A Car Crash on Buellton Avenue

[cryptid-s-wips]

WIP intros but make it AITA Tag

Thank you to @theglitchywriterboi for the tag and also for coming up with this game! These were a lot of fun to write!

AITA if I forgot to tell my traveling companion that I was possessed by a demon? I [27F] lived a pretty normal life until I learned I was going to hell and asked a demon [?̴̧̢͔̩̤̖͎̰̼͚͊̌͠?̴̧̰͖͇͈͈̗̤̥͚͎͉̪̝̼̂̊́͛͆̾̓̐͐̑̋̊̕͝?̷̛̛̺̙̻̠̭̹̘̰͙̔̎̓͋̉̔̈́̓͐̍͌͋̚] for help in exchange for sharing my body. I then ran into an exorcist [26F] and she offered to help me run the demon's errands. I may have lied about also being an exorcist and didn't tell her about the demon. I can't let her exorcise the demon, but I feel bad about lying to her. The demon's suggestion is to just ditch her on the side of the road, but I probably won't stoop to that yet. AITA? [WIP: H2H]

AITA if I don't tell my best friend that I accidentally killed him? I [15M] and my best friend [15M] both go to a boarding school that I semi-recently figured out is in a time loop. I remember what happened in the previous iterations, but he doesn't. One iteration, a little while back, I may or may not have set off a chain of events that left him dead. We've looped back now and he's alive again, but I still feel guilty about it. I can't tell him or he'd never look at me the same again, but it's hard to keep such a huge secret. AITA? [WIP: MBP]

AITA if I abandoned my family to deliver a file to someone that might be dead? I [17F] am traveling with a group of friends [17M, 18M, and 17F] to deliver a file to a scientist on the west coast. We don't know much about them except for the location, but the person who gave them to us told us the scientist would be able to stop the zombie apocalypse with them. We weren't with our families at the time, but between running from zombies and wanting to deliver the file, we never got a chance to see if they were okay. I think that it's for the greater good, so we're in the all-clear, but my friend thinks we should have gone back and saved them. Who's the asshole here? [WIP: WTRL]

Tagging (no pressure): @sapphic-story, @writingforevren, @lividdreamz, @yejiwritesthings, @bookish-galaxy, and anyone else who'd like to join (especially since it's a relatively new tag game!

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[carefulzombie]

gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships

gf fandom in 2024:

[canisalbus]

✦ Pebble ✦

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[aphel1on]

nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[kotse]

@hg-aneh your honor they’re silly

edit: i am NOT aneh!! i love and have borrowed their character designs, no affiliation!!

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

big bro jazz

[rachelfc-art]

Princess in Shining Armor

[chloesimaginationthings]

Everyone loves FNAF music man.. even Michael