#I pulled the trigger pigglet

[conceptofjoy]

i feel like i just got bit by a zombie and i can feel the virus taking over YOU GOTTA PULL THE TRIGGER PIGGLET

[mcchickenextramayo]

This is why I hate the avs

avs: who let their social media make them show their personalities? this is bland white bread only zone 

gabe: seriously who tf animated a blonde ken doll 

barrie: thinks dq is the height of ice cream. peasant. 

nate mac: makes me self aware of my lingering childhood crushes on celebrities because of his with crosby and I don’t like it 

ej: his smile has the same energy as a horse’s smile and idk what to do with that information 

kerfoot: should have been the name of the bunny in bambi tbh 

mikko: can’t tie his own tie 

josty: when vine died he absorbed all its energy 

matt nieto: probably always pics falcon in super smash bros like a loser 

brass: the avs need to stop collecting pretty boys honestly 

ryan graves: knows more astrology than I do   

grubi: I didn’t like those plastic bendy rules in elementary school either  

varlamov: no joke should be exiled to drift on top of the trash island in the pacific    

big z: him and his family look like those pics that come with the frame 

sam girard: has never once tried to shatter an opponent’s eardrum by singing an operatic high note 

colin wilson: who let him attack us with that olive green suit and glasses. I want answers 

carl soderberg: another fucking blonde bitch on this team. I think they’re recruiting for something 

sven: too soft spoken. makes me suspicious 

nemo: has probably touched a butt. will probably end up getting lost and then the whole team will have to look for him

mark barberio: expected captain barbosa or blackbeard and instead got a smiley ray of sunshine. I want a refund 

gabriel bourque: I had to google you 

connor timmins: sir this a wendys 

vladislav kamanev: would probably make me try borscht and I don’t like that 

matt calvert: offended on behalf of barrie that he doesn’t come with ice cream connections 

cale makar: how dare he play his first nhl game during the playoffs and then score a goal to be useful to the team instead of fucking off to a different one like duchene 

[sorrism]

if yall see that post saying third-party themes are no longer allowed -- that’s been in tumblr’s community guidelines for years

ive been a tumblr outlaw for years

[theoriginalsteve]

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[alivehouse]

apparently its supposed to b windy and like 10 degrees the entire weekend here

[icharchivist]

@ttachibana replied to your post “I went to talk with Cullen, since, somehow, he’s still there three...”

you swoon you sigh why deny it oh oh

it's too cliché,,,,, i won't say i'm in love

[parurushi]

For some reason the hard drive where I have all my music isn't working pull the trigger pigglet

[b4theworldends]

i had a dream that a t rex was going to eat me but i rubbed mud and shit all over myself and the ppl running w me didnt and they died and before i woke up that god damn t rex was up in my face sniffing me but ive had an overwhelming sense of anxiety all day kinda wish it wouldve just 'pull the trigger pigglet' as they say

[the-ace-community]

i once got called ableist for saying i dont think aplatonic is actually a thing because apparently... its used by neurodivergent aromantic people who... cant form emotional bonds... i... i dont know anymore... pull the trigger pigglet

There's just some words you don't need to make new words for. Symptoms of mental illness shouldn't be made into identities, ya know?

[scarapooks]

i chewed on my nails so hard that they look just like they used to :(

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

trump x putin?

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

You know Trump calls Putin “Daddy”

[buddynikki-blog]

{ Repost, don’t reblog. } [every single one of them because i am an overachiever who wrote three threads today and i am on a roll }

Tagged by: tagged by @sarcolinesomnium pull the trigger pigglet

A face your muse makes when happy:

A face your muse makes when sad:

A face your muse makes when they see something they want:

A face your muse makes when their berserk button is pushed:

A face your muse makes when they see someone they dislike:

A face your muse makes when happy:

A face your muse makes when sad:

A face your muse makes when they see something they want:

A face your muse makes when their berserk button is pushed:

A face your muse makes when they see someone they dislike:

A face your muse makes when happy:

A face your muse makes when sad:

A face your muse makes when they see something they want:

A face your muse makes when their berserk button is pushed:

A face your muse makes when they see someone they dislike:

Tagging: the fucking floor