#I probs just need to touch grass

[boltsinmycereal]

**Tiny rant incoming so apologies in advance but this has been bothering me since yesterday.**

Just look at the difference in language Andrea Stella uses to describe Lando’s poor qualifying in Mexico last year vs Oscar’s this year. I try to keep the tin foil hat off but lately I just really get the vibe that Andrea has clear preference for Oscar in at least a general sense.

This is what Stella said in last year’s Mexico Quali Report about Lando:

Sure, he totally acknowledges errors from the team as well, but he doesn’t mince words and clearly places a good amount of responsibility on Lando and his driving. Fair enough, but then look at how he describes what is in many ways a similar performance this year from Oscar:

Not only does he avoid staying plainly that Oscar made driver errors, he also provides extra justification for his sub-par performance with the discussion of the upgrades.

Even further, just look at the difference between how he closed his statements in 23 vs 24:

For Lando, they emphasize a confidence in the car, even implying anything less would be a disservice to it. For Oscar, they are confident in the driver.

Just to clarify, this isn’t anti Piastri. He has taken a lot of accountability in several interviews for his performance this weekend, and one weekend does not a bad driver make. But it can’t be productive, and certainly isn’t fair, to have a team leader expressing blatant favoritism between drivers, especially when not merited by a difference in actual performance.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Not only is there a limit, it is a wildly ridiculous limit that no one should reach. And yet.

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[windixie]

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ out of touch ♱ soccer player! gojo x alt! reader pt.1

summary : gojo is the university's most popular boy and soccer player. he can get any girl he wanted to warm up his bed, so why did he catch feelings for the girl who looks like she just woke up out of a coffin?

warnings ☠︎︎ this will contain smut throughout the story. reader is implied to have a smaller chest! gojo is an asshole :( so angst, profanity, insecurities, p in v, creampie, comfort, fluff, slight breeding kink, light choking, jealousy, ill prob add to the list as the story progresses!

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you knew gojo. hell, everyone knew gojo. annoying, loud, obnoxious, ah should I go on? that's how you described the so called star player on the soccer team. his ego reached all the way towards the clouds by how much he was admired in the community. you on the other hand, not so much. sure you were known by many but not in such a positive way. you were intelligent sure, but the way you dressed wasn't entirely accepted. you were always getting bothered by other students, one of them being no other than satoru gojo. although, it seems that you two have grown into a friendship lately.

"hey pretty" you heard an awfully familiar voice come up behind you. the white haired boy was still in his blue and white soccer jersey covered in grass stains and some of his sweat from his practice that he just came from. you gave him one of your small sweet smiles."hi gojo" you mumbled back.

he looked down at your figure. the pretty black blouse fit you so perfect as well as those mini grey jean shorts that cupped your ass so deliciously. gojo took notice of you wearing your earbuds which he took one of them and placed it in his ear. "whatcha listening to?" you faced him slightly annoyed as you looked at how his face scrunched up in disgust.

"seriously? how can your ears support all that screaming?" he grimaced as he heard the loud singing.

he let out a chuckle at that before his eyes lit up as he realized something. reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a piece of paper handing it to you. you blamed the shot of arousal that traveled towards you as you took notice of how veiny his arms were. you glanced down to see it was a ticket. a ticket to his upcoming soccer game, to be exact.

your eyebrows picked up as you turned to him. "you want me to go to your game?" the question made the blue eyed boy nod. "want you there on the stands baby, if you can, then I promise to play even better than I usually do." you were shocked to say the least. the satoru gojo inviting you to his game personally even after countless months of relentless bullying was not something you could see coming.

but you couldn't help yourself from nodding. "yeah sure ill be there!" the feeling of your heart beating against your chest brought a scary but not unwelcome feeling. You stared at him for a moment, unsure if you were hearing things correctly. The blue-eyed boy, a walking angel blessed by God himself, smirked down at you with a flicker of something you couldn’t quite place. It wasn't the usual cocky smirk. It was different—something warmer, maybe? Or maybe you were just imagining it.

"I'd like that."

"great, ill see you tomorrow after school then?" he asked in which you let out an mhm in return. "okay pretty, try and get some sleep. you need some just by judging off your eye bags" he teased. "shut up!"

you watched the taller boy walk off. his use of the sweet and loving names made you feel a little awkward, but you shoved it down. You had a feeling that this was just another one of his ways of throwing you off. It wasn’t like he was being sweet. Not Gojo. He never was.

As you walked off to the other side of where the dormitories where taking note on how the night was now awakening due to time change. as you reached for your AirPods case to put back your earbuds your fingers stopped on your left ear. your earbud was missing.

gojo didn't take notice of the music cutting off. he was in a completely different world thinking about none other than you. he didn't understand how he caught feelings. no matter how many times he reminded himself it was you and how he could do some much better that that. he only gave you to ticket to his game only to be nice, is what he told himself. a friendly gesture friends do all the time!

"yo Satoru!" one of his friends called out to him. gojo turned to look at the boy with long black hair and big ass gauges walking up to him along with some other boys from the team. a smile crept up on his face dabbing them all up. "hey you all did well at practice today"

"yeah man that's what we came to say as well but we saw you talking to that emo freak uh whats her name, y/n?" this made gojo slightly embarrassed on how they caught him. "don't tell me you hitting on that emo pussy, it can't be that good" one of the other teammates chuckled making the white haired boy slightly uncomfortable.

"nah man, too busy with uraume" Geto patted his back "good good, lets keep it that way. she's got a better body anyways. let me burrow her sometime yeah?" the blacked hair boy received a nudge at that making him chuckle.

you looked around you trying to find the taller boy to retrieve your airpod. sighing in relief as you saw him. "gojo!" you called out making the boys turn around.

"ah she came back for round two?"

you walked up to him. "hey uhm you still have my AirPods." you said pointing to his ear. "give back your friend her AirPods satoru" his friend teased.

"we're barely friends. acquaintance is a better term" he mumbled out. as you received back your airpod, you stopped. eyes widening as you heard what he said. "acquaintance? thought we were-"

"friends?" he cut you off. "cmon I pay attention to you two or three times and now suddenly we're friends?" he scoffed. why was he acting like this? that's right, because he's satoru gojo. you were nowhere as close as him. you never will be. your face turned serious before you reached into you pocket handing him the ticket he gave you. "here, you dropped this" you mumbled.

gojos eyes fell down to the ticket in his hands. his heart broke a bit. "wait.. y/n-"

"forget it" with that you retrieved back to the direction to your dorm fighting back tears as you left the boy stunned.

"looks like you hurt her feelings, gonna go apologize?"

"nah."

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Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader

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─ · · TAGS: SPOILERS IN TAGS!! gender-neutral pronouns, angst, social media au, suggestive themes, attempt at comedy, alcohol consumption, slowburn, light swearing, kissing, fluff, mutual pinning, friends that act like lovers, friends/lovers.

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─ · · A/N: will they... won't they...

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CreatorCon let's make it a date? 😉

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damien_haas so as I was stuck in the signing booths you both were playing with paper airplanes and arm wrestleing?? What fairness is this?? /sarcastic positive

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username31 I was too scared to ask anything because you both are just such pretty people like holy crap I love you both so much, you all mean the world to me and thank you so much for the hug. I am never washing the coat now

↳ username77 so that went progressively down hill lol

username12 Day 1.4 million of asking, just get together, or fuck, or something, anything but this (or breaking up for that matter) with Spencer. Like get it together.

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⚲ Pinned by Creator (yourshipname)updates ✓ 1 week ago I will take this video down if requested by either (name) or Spencer but for now... MWAHAHHAHA they have kissed with photo evidence!! ▼ 173 replies ↳ username97 1 hour ago I think I have just ascended. This is truly one of the best days of my life. Take this all your non-believers and haters!!! Amazing edit BTW! ↳ username11 1 week ago I don't think they are going to bring it up anywhere but a small victory is a victory nonetheless. I see this as a mission success boys!! ↳ username01 1 week ago I am happier for them and their still non-relationship than my own long term one hahahhaa ↳ username27 12 hours ago I am in disbelief, I never thought they would. I don't care if they were both hella drunk, they actually kissed?!?!? Like I don't know how to process this information. ↳ username13 12 hours ago fwehd0dfygdkospfhjhgf ↳ username44 just now eloquently said. username23 1 week ago 12 years of pining for one drunk kiss, I'll take it gosh darn it! username90 4 days ago Am currently re-watching all the edits and past moments while having this picture on the side monitor. I am living in a peak moment rn. username80 2 days ago I called my mom to tell her about this and she cheered as well. usernmae32 just now (name) just confirmed on their twitter that them, spencer and the rest of the smosh crew are all going to the oscars! ▼ 4 replies ↳ username13 just now Yes!!! LETS FREAKING GOOOOO!!!! username60 4 days ago This will go down as one of the greatest love stories in the history of the internet; i need movies, more fanfiction, music, and more fanart!! username78 10 hours ago happy for them, truly.

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─ · · TAGLIST: @lisiliely @missflufffanfics @little-stitious-studios @thejourneyneverendsx @sibsteria

[prettyboykatsuki]

BOYFRIEND ISAGI rips shirt open like the hulk ur bf oliver was so good i need to know how u think isagi the most boyfriend of all boyfriends acts in a relationship

he is Perfect from the jump. like with oliver there is many horrors but with isagi he is just boyfie ever of all time.

the main difference is that i think isagi probs plots on you so he goes in as friends with intention to sweep you off your feet then strikes when he picks up on his feelings being returned. he is cunning like that and just giggles all sweetly when you are flabbergasted by this admission

hes just genuinely perfect. feels like your best friend. keeps tabs on your life, remembers little thins about you. perfect mix of awkwardly shy + cocky and confident so never fails to surprise you. tends to adapt to your personality in some way, kind of tailors what sides of him you like and plays them up so he can get attention.

big fan of words of affirmation but also likes little physical touches like linking pinkies or head pats. loves laying in your lap or resting on you when he's tired and likes forehead kisses. soooo smiley all the time. has a lot of pictues of you in his phone (silly couple photos but also hundreds of candids). likes pda more than he willing to admit. very very Very supportive of everything you do and takes everything you care about soooo seriously

loved by literally every person in your life from the jump. sucks up to your parent / guardian AND ESP TO YOUR SIBLINGS. especially to any younger siblings you might have. prefers casual / fun dates and is a big fan of acitivities and experiences. big hand holding fan and likes going to the fair / festivals with you.

wants to be whatever you want in bed but his general preferences are very vanilla and lovey dovey lowkey. like holding hands while you ride him type. gets soooo much more touchy during sex like he wants to be in your ribs. a little whiny in bed sdkjfnk and loves missionary and facesitting. lays the praise on so thick ("you're so beautiful" over and over and over until you get sick of it) and big fan of light little feathery kisses all over.

loves participating in your hobbies with you </3 like genuinely enjoys it. not just to do it for you but loves it as an extension of you. sends lots of 'i miss you :(' texts even if you're just in the bathroom. always smells sooo good (like clean clothes and detergent and grass and Boy but in a nice way) and loves sharing items.... also wants to move in with you as soon as humanly possible sdkjfskjd. and he's the best domestic partner ever so helpful and organized.

always intuitively knows how much or how little distance you might need and gives it to you without complaint(and if you ever act apologetic about it he just kisses you and says nothing matters more than you being happy and its SO)

has sooooo much love for you it fixes you im sorry like. he's perfect gold standard boyfriend andhe knows what he wants but he's so patient and he always always Always meets you where you are because he just loves you sooo naturally most loving considerate tender man ever

[celestie0]

Are we gonna have smut in ihm soon?🤭

man it’s really fuckin disappointing and sad to spend 10 hrs out of my week to try to create a meaningful story, one that resonates a lot with me and the things i’ve been through in my life, one that i hope my readers can resonate with and see themselves in, just to get asks like this.

like, picture this. you get super excited to write this story of yours, you plan aaaaaall these secondary plot lines, introduce new characters, create different character dynamics, try to include scenes that strengthen relationships with already existing character dynamics. plan out an ENTIRE story on paper (my ideas doc ALONE for ihm has 13k+ words) and try to leave subtle clues here and there in your chapters to support a build up of tensions that’ll lead to a payoff later on in the series. oh, and this is just the planning part. did you know that it takes the average person 1-2 hrs to write 1k words? the last ihm chapter was 14.1k words. go ahead and do the math, and try to figure out how long it must’ve taken me to write it. without even counting the time spent i spent editing it.

i know that this fandom is so horny brainrot fucked up to the nines, i’ve sincerely never seen a fandom that needs to touch grass more than the jjk fandom. and admittedly, i am also super excited to write more smut in my stories! sex is fuckin cool n sexy! but let me just get one thing straight to you horny anons that send me asks like this: my stories are STORIES first and foremost. they are not VESSELS for your FANTASIES. they are not PORN with PLOT. they are my stories, that i write drawing from my real life experiences. and, hey, news flash, they mean a fuckin lot to me! i’m assuming you didn’t do the math on the 14.1k word chapter thing, but i’ll tell you right now: it took me maybe 20 hours to write ch3 of ihm. something that probs took you 1 hour to read, and then ten seconds to send me this ask. surely your tonedeaf brain can at least understand that i wouldn’t spend that much fuckin’ time writing something if it was just supposed to be porn with plot.

listen, i know that i’m not the best writer. i understand that, after reading all of this, you might be thinking “shut the fuck up bitch, your writing aint alla that for me to respect you. we only care about the smut, don’t you understand?” that’s valid. i’ll respect that. i never claimed to be a great author, or deserving of anything meaningful from you in return. ultimately, it’s my choice to spend the time that i do writing, no one’s forcing me, and i would never expect people to support me either (although i am always infinitely grateful for it and tbh the support is what keeps me writing). but what i don’t deserve is to be sent careless asks that make me feel like you see no purpose in my stories other than sex. other than smut. other than a penis going inside a fucking vagina.

anon, you know what would make me excited to continue writing my story? excited to get to the parts where characters ARE intimate with one another? is if you maybe threw in something as simple as a fuckin “hey i loved that part in ihm ch3 where [x]. thought it was a cool thing to do. btw, looking forward to the smut!” would’ve taken you a solid 30 seconds. it just took me 30 seconds to type that. or? you know what else you can do? go sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up, and spend 20+ hrs writing a 14k+ oneshot on the smut that you so badly wanna see. it’s your choice. really! i mean it. go be the change you wanna see in this world.

i have never once felt like i deserved any of the support that i’ve gotten. idk how to write pretty prose. or moving stories. i read some other people’s work on this app and i’m genuinely gobsmacked by how talented they are and constantly think how shitty my writing is in comparison. but my thing is that i am at least trying my best to write stories that people feel worthy of reading, because i feel like that’s the kind of respect that an audience deserves. i am trying my best to put my character and integrity into things that i write, even if what i produce ends up falling flat or doesn’t come across. but this ask isn’t an isolated issue. this issue has come up multiple times in the time i’ve had my blog, where people just reduce my stories down to smut smut smut smut smut when are we gonna get smut when are they gonna fuck write more smut in kickoff you should make ihm couple fuck like rabbits in the next chapter oh we better see them do [redacted redacted redacted] or else imma [redacted redacted redacted]. my fics are literally TAGGED with "slow burn romance"...i am fully transparent about it. and while i’ve also gotten so many meaningful heartfelt reactions to my stories (which, btw, were tastefully horny…yes, there is a way to send an author an ask that is tastefully horny while also appreciating their work!! insane wild concept!! /sarcasm), unfortunately these bad interactions will always stick.

like. would you ask someone you knew irl that was writing a novel, when they're gonna write the smut for it? would you tell them to hurry tf up and finish their novel just so that you can read the smut? would you send them your smut fantasies and be like "include this in your novel for ME because I want it "? no. because they'd think you're creepy n weird asf n overbearing then drop you. so why is it okay to do that to an author on tumblr? what happened to manners? what happened to decorum? especially for creators who are making you content for FREE.

if i was an author that wrote purely smut oneshots, i’d maybe kinda sorta understand (still think it's wrong asf, regardless of the content of stories that you write). but i feel like, after the 200k+ words that i’ve poured into my two stories (including the chapters i’ve written that i haven’t yet released) where it’s CLEARLY evident that these stories are much more than smut, i’d think that i deserve treatment a little bit better than this.

i’m done. i’m done trying to be nice. i’m done just silently deleting rude asf asks because i don’t wanna cause a scene. i’m done worrying about hurting people’s feelings, when I’M the one that is getting my feelings hurt while you just get to hide behind an anon.

i. am. just. fucking. done.

[giveafike]

Hi azzie how are you??? When will you post next xxxx

Hii anon!! Sorry guys, I kinda went AWOL for a bit here, I’ve been somewhat swamped 😭 anon are you British? X hehe, just curious bc of the kisses.

I had a dream where I did a get to know me post and then got SWATTED 😭 would we want a get to know Azzie? I don’t think so, but lmk! Send questions if so (don’t SWAT team me 😭)

Writing Updates: trust, I will have Ben Shelton posts and a Jude blurb coming up eventually! If not this week, then next.

I’ve got a (albeit, belated) Halloween party coming up + a lot of work shifts this week + college starts tmr :( but I’ve got a lot of free time if I push out these assignments so..pray for me.

Azzie Updates + ChitChat: First of all I wanna say: tysm for the love on the works this past week!!!!! :,) you’re all so sweet and kind, I always say I love tumblr so much and it’s only bc of people like you guys liking and reblogging and commenting and sending me feedback that makes it such a sweet, fun, great place!

Second off, question! are any of those crazy amazing Ben Shelton TikTok editors with the freaky ass captions on tumblr? Bc I’ve been scrolling through posts all night, literally cackling at those captions and in awe of their editing skills, they need to proofread my writing drafts, they’re the realest mfs here.

I’ve just checked my inbox for the first time in a few days- YOU 🫵 😧 are FREAKYYYY AS FUCK 🫵😧 … HOLYYY SHIT???? Are we all ovulating..? The amount of NSFW requests you people want me to write, and you guys write it so sweetly too it makes me laugh sooo hard “Azzie hey girl! Love you! can you write a blurb about me and Ben and in public and he’s crazy and-” - TOUCH GRASS OH MYYYY GOD! GIRLS! Hahah kidding I’m just as bad……did you guys see that NSFW Ben Shelton tarot reading from @castingspellsanddaisies ? i am actually….feral?.. I can’t stop reading it … my face is WARM thinking about it; wdymm he’s good at it (duh ofc he is)…. Let me test that out…for research and writing purposes, obviously.

Um, anyways.. I underestimated an assignment of mine and I’ve been grinding on that (literally due in 3 hrs…almost done it tho!), I’ve another one due Wednesday + uni starts back tomorrow and I’ve got to go for attendance, so I’m prob pulling an all-nighter tonight 😵‍💫 im SICK of university and im sick of STEM, i deserve to be living the Morgan Riddle life but Ben Shelton edition. Sorry not sorry!

I’ve also been super badly sick, I passed out at work the other day and I’ve got no appetite whatsoever, I had a fever earlier this week - idk what’s going on w me! Autumn-winter always makes me feel like I’m a Victorian child. I feel wayyyy better than how I did a few days ago, but I’ve trying to take it easy and relax a bit, pls forgive me 😓

maybe tmr after I finish all my pending works I’ll write smut in the library…like a freak 💀😭 we’ll see anyways, good chat, back to my assignment I go 😞

[einsatzzz]

long-ish vent/rant bc xmas holidays truly is THAT season huh !!!

i would rant about this on my bird app acct, but the character limit for each tweet there might just piss me off so i'll just rant here uninterrupted.

i have not been doing so good health wise the past few weeks, but it got even worse this weekend ueueueueue besides my body pain + sore muscles from touching grass two days in a row (my leg muscles hurt sm fr fr 😭😭😭) plus my bank acct getting drained, i felt an impending fever last night so i took some meds and slept early. woke up after four hours feeling very nauseous. i alr ran out of nausea meds, so i tried to distract myself and forced myself to fall alseep.

woke up after another four hours, im still nauseous but this time with stomach pain from the high acidity and diarrhea????!!!! how???!!! i had antimotility meds and antacids, so i took some. the problem is i rlly need to eat and drink, on the other hand, im nauseous. my brother cooked me some food, but only managed to eat one(1) ebi fry and two tablespoons of rice dsfhvhsjdfs i did get a sip of gatorade b4 i passed out again from pain sfhsfhsd i deadass thought i was gonna die bc i felt my limbs slowly go cold god damn....i think i slept longer right after, around six hours??? i really felt the dehydration in my bones when i woke up. i still feel bad, but not enough to not eat a little bit more.

tho me thinking that im dying at that time is prob bc of the anxiety mixed in, but last night b4 i got home i actually legit thought i'm gonna die. if my chances of dying daily is at 0.6%, i feel like yesterday the probability skyrocketed to at least 60-75%. won't go to too much in detail bc its a very heated serious family drama but the catch is that we're in a moving vehicle 😃😃😃 i even considered messaging some of my friends smth like "if i don't post anything new in one month, please assume i actually legit died /srs" or had "i shouldve gotten life insurance"/"this is such a stupid way to die i shouldve just kms yesterday" thoughts hahaha it was that bad.

next year i really need to learn how to drive even if i have motion sickness. then b4 i reach 30, i need to somehow live alone peacefully at my own place. i feel like my mental health would improve significantly if i could do that. (i typed a lot after this but i deleted it 😅 i just remembered i said i won't go too much into family stuff jfbhjdbghdb)

overall its very upsetting/frustrating that bad things keeps on being thrown at me irl, esp since i simply just wanna focus being in my own little corner, work on my projects/wips and admire other's works. as one of my fave streamers would say, we will still ball!!! but like...damn, this shit hurt af 😭😭😭 my project plans have been bamboozled once again bc of this, but we're still on! i need to lock in when i feel well enough.

[redwinedulac]

i have never in my life seen so much discourse over fictional gender roles than in iwtv standom and i really don’t understand how this show has attracted the most heinous people. yous are coming across as very discriminating for those who claim they’re queer and acting like your opinions are law just cos you have a lot of likes and followers. karen thousands of people also agreed w hitler so it’s not the flex u think it is. i’d say touch grass but you prob need a psych eval first

[boreal-sea]

“butch” intentionally self represents in icon with full face of makeup

lmfao words do mean things

It's not though?? Like, first, even if it was, the idea that you define "butch" as "not allowed to wear makeup" means you have radfem worms eating your brains. But secondly:

If you think this picrew has lipstick on, it doesn't. My lips are very close to that color irl, and that was the closest I could get with this pic crew to my natural lip color.

Don't be jelly cause you got lips that look like a ghost's buttcheeks and mine are naturally flushed and sexy. I'm sorry you gotta use a tinted gloss just to look like you have blood in your body. Ain't my prob, babe. Hydrate, or something.

But just so you're aware: picrews don't always reflect reality. They are for fun sillytimes. The fact that you'd interpret a picrew as reality says you need to go touch fucking grass. I DON'T have a cool fuckin' scar, I just thought it'd look badass. My chest hair doesn't rock that hard just yet either. My head hair also isn't anywhere near that long, but I thought a weird fuckin' mullet would look cool as shit. It is naturally red though. Hairdressers are always very jealous. I don't own blue and purple glasses, I don't own skeleton earrings, I don't own a star of david necklace, I don't own a cool sun and moon mesh shirt, or a purple zip hoodie. Oh and I don't have a nose-bridge piercing, but I DO have a septum piercing.

Finally, about the only thing on this image that counts as "makeup" are the two red stripes over the eyes, and even that's stretching it. Plus, if the picrew had a "full face of makeup", the freckles wouldn't be visible, dipshit. I never liked wearing foundation even before I swore off it entirely, and one of the many reasons was because it covered up my freckles.

[kamiversee]

OK I HAVENT READ CHAPTER 50 YET BC I HAVE THIS MENTAL PROBLEM (someone lock me up) WHERE I ONLY READ FANFICS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT BUT

basically

yk the song logical by olivia rodrigo

it’s so… reader and gojo codeeedddddf

master manipulator, god you’re so good at what you do come for me like a saviour, and i’d put myself through hell for you (the beginning, gojo needing reader to do the list)

hear all the rumours lately, that you always deny (he loves you but he shouldn’t)

and i fell for you like water falls from the february sky (she shouldn’t have fallen because he’s literally BLACKMAILING HER?????)

but now the currents stronger, i couldn’t get out if i tried (SHE NEEDS TO COMPLETE THE LIST)

but you convinced me baby, it was all in my mind (like.. he wanted her to just DO IT ✔️)

now you got me thinking that two plus two equals five and i’m the love of your life (she doesn’t understand how he could blackmail he supposedly loves)

‘cause if rain don’t pour and sun don’t shine, then changing you is possible (when the rain doesn’t pour and the sun doesn’t change, THATS when he will change. meaning he “never” will)

no, love is never logical (reader shouldn’t love him but.. yk.. she’s conflicted)

you built a giant castle with walls so high i couldn’t see the way it all unravelled and all the things you did to me (every time gojo tells her he loves her, he always says that she shouldn’t love him back) (all the things he did - THE WHOLE LIST THIS MAN IS A PSYCHOPATH)

you lied you lied you lied (about deleting stuff)

and now you got me thinking two plus two equals five and i’m the love of your life ‘cause if rain don’t pour and sun don’t shine then changing you is possible (same as before)

i guess love is never logical (“i guess” she’s more compliant now)

the sky is green the grass is red and you mean all those words you said (“all those words you said” meaning when he says “i love you” bc the reader is like… if you mean it, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING BLACKMAILING ME?!??? sorry i have pent up anger. gojo girlies for this fic go crazy)

im sure that girl is really your friend (don’t got nothing for this)

problems are all solvable (gojo wants to solve it by reader completing the list, reader wants to solve it BY NOT SLEEPING W EVERY MAN SHE SEES?!?!?!)

‘cause loving you is loving every argument you held over my head (loving him is loving everything he’s done to her)

brought up the girls you could have instead (switch girls w boys and you w i (for the reader) and it’s gojo telling her to be w choso) (CHOSO IS BETTER ???? HES POSSESSIVE BUT NOT A BLACKMAILING OBSESSIVE PSYCHOPATH HELLO????)

said i was too young i was too soft cant take a joke cant get you off (ignore this like because we know very well that the reader gets him off REAALLLL good)

oh, why do i do this? (sad bitch moment)

i look so stupid thinking two plus two equals five and i’m the love of your life ‘cause if rain don’t pour and sun don’t shine, then changing you is possible (same meaning as before)

no, love is never logical (same as before)

logical, logical, love is never logical i know i’m half responsible, and that makes me feel horrible (if she wasn’t fucking TOUCHING HERSELF THEN NONE OF THIS WOULDVE HAPPENED)

logical, logical, love is never logical i know i could’ve stopped it all, god, why didn’t i stop it all? (like she probs coulda done SUMMM abt it, she js didn’t know what)

logical, logical, love is never logical i know i’m half responsible, and that makes me feel horrible

logical, logical, love is never logical

i know i could’ve stopped it all

god, why didn’t i stop it all?

-🌊

THIS SONG FITS SO GOOD WHAT?? & TY FOR THE BREAKDOWN THRU THE LYRICS TOO

[twopoppies]

Is anyone gonna point out that Harry is heading to the drivers side? So it’s prob him and his friends? People need to go touch grass.

Honestly!! It looks like he was at the gallery with this couple and the guy might headed outside a few minutes early and then Harry and that woman followed. Seeing the interaction happening between the guy and the woman and Harry just being there, heading to the drivers side as if HE himself was only the driver and the fandom going nuts over nothing is sending me 😵‍💫

I just woke up, sweetheart. I don’t have an answer for you, but that reaction is par for the course with Harry.

[r0ttenhearts]

HI AGAINNN MY FAV ANGST WRITER.... i have a new request for u again!!! <3

we're been Dating scara for years and staying By his side forever we already Know him And his goal until traveler defeated him and Deleted himself from everyone's memory But we still remember him and became lovers again until it got ruined because he fall in love with the Traveler. he then started Saying Hurtful words on us saying "we need to break up. your just a distraction for us And your gonna ruin me and traveler's relationship." He then started making our lives worst like hell he started bullying us until we stopped Going outside and just stay on our home. After years went by. We finally Go outside (we need to touch grass ofc) because of boredom And Saw him while looking for foods "Ah... (Name)? Is that you???.. Look l'm sorry. Traveler left me Because they finally found their twin and.... I wanted to Fix our relationship again. Please forgive me" he said But we're not interested with him anymore So we just ignored him and slapped him for what he did to us

This req is prob more longer than the other req I did Also Please take your time :> and take care of yourself i love ur Scara Angst Fics everytime u posted them btw!! excuse me and sorry If u understand my req wrong :))

i love this rq! it was easier to write based off of the details you gave me ^^. thank you for the request! read it here

[jefferythejelly]

no ur very right. i have been blocking SO MANY drolo/dteam accounts tonight bc they started spitting the exact same horrifying things (graphic death threats etc) they have rightfully been calling out from q stans, just with different targets/names attached and it's like... idk maybe i'm just old being mid-twenties in a mostly teen fandom, but this is highkey disturbing. ik "touch grass" is a bit of a meme but. i swear lockdowns et all, however necessary, have eroded people's ability to feel any empathy for people they dislike or disagree with and only know through a screen.

oh jeez, thankfully i havent seen any of that, just some kind of bad takes, i didn't know ppl were getting that bad about it. like weren't we all just getting up in arms about how the q.smp u.smp drama is just about mc servers cmon guys its just a vidcon panel😭

i do think the lockdowns prob had a bit of effect socially but i also think its in combination with this recent-ish attitude (in fandom especially) of needing a moral reason to dislike someone/something. i feel like it kinda started with the whole "cringe culture is dead" thing, and don't get me wrong "cringe culture" itself has it's own problems, but i feel like some people have taken it to the opposite extreme where now you can only say you dislike something if its Problematic™, so instead ppl will now just cite the smallest slip up or perceived slight as reasoning for why they're justified in their hatred of something.

that plus the idea that saying nasty things about someone is correct/allowed bc they're a public figure, like i agree with that to an extent (for example like politicians who spread hate campaigns against minorities) but when its over whats basically the equivalent of celebrity tabloid rumors... take a step back and breathe y'all

[puckandgossip]

here come all the Sammy manages jacks life and social media comments on other blogs! God some people need to touch some grass and it shows so bad. God forbid Jack deletes a picture with his ex girlfriend, Whos fault is it? Sammys! Jack unfollows some girl? Sammy made him do it! It is so clear to me that people don't know how relationships work. Like Jeez people this is a grown man we are talking about. You think his little girlfriend is bossing him around telling him to do this, To do that, To unfollow, To unlike, etc. Like omg enough is enough. Maybe just MAYBE he did it himself! Also the "Sammy prob made him do it because sienna posted that she bought a house in jersey"... She posted that weeks ago. Why tf would sammy JUST bring it up and tell him to delete pictures like GOD people analyzing a relationship that no one has ZERO idea about.

woahhhh what happened? I got a submission that jack deleted sienna from his feed.. that’s all i know what’s going on in other blogs?

[celestie0]

Hello ellie! 😍 im just here to drop a ‘few’ words so don’t mind me 🤪 (i fear it may have turned into a yapsesh oopsies!)

Help omg idk if this is tmi but like im on my period and I was reading chap 3 of ihm right… and how could i prevent myself from laughing at my fav goofy ahh lighthearted romcom series on tumblr? 😔 put 2 and 2 together and boom i had my ketchup bottle moment when reading the dialogue bye 💀🤚 I LITERALLY HAD TO STOP FOR A MOMENT TO PROCESS WTH JUST HAPPENED LOL

Anyway, i rlly LOVEEEE your writing style for ihm,, the goofiness n domesticity is what I need as therapy for the heart wrenching angst fics ive read 😤 the way you write y/n + gojo’s dynamic and quarrels never fail to make me crack up like an egg and i love you for that 😔 THANK YOU FOR CREATING A COMFORT FIC FOR US ALL 🥺🫶

I hope I’m not stepping out of line here but your feelings abt the smut in ihm is totally valid and i understand you. That anon probs didn’t intend on bringing any harm but like there’s bountiful of smut in the jjk fandom that I’m sure they could have read instead of commenting smth so ignorant and disrespectful 🥲 Pls every time i search ‘jjk x reader’ in the search tab, i’m always greeted by endless posts of smut one-shots 😭 but fr this fandom actually needs to stop being a buncha horny brainrots bc im actually over repetitive and predictable smut,, everything just feels so shallow :,0 (everyone is entitled to their own opinion so dont atk me pls) and them invading your personal space by demanding smut is just not it… and we all know you don’t have to cater to them bc u don’t owe them anything! no need to listen to the smut hungry anons bc they don’t even care abt the blood, sweat and tears you pour into ur fics if they’re pushing you to write smut 😡‼️ they can go fulfil their dirty desires somewhere else ;-;

Words seriously cannot express how much I love your stories and just wanna applaud you for not immediately jumping into smut and actually having relationship buildup,, it makes the stories have sustenance and ik u want ur fics to be memorable in a unique way to your lovely readers 😇 but we seriously need a smut ban n touch grass movement in the jjk fandom for a bit bc this is getting out of hand 😭

I LOVE YOU ELLIE AND PLS DONT BE DISCOURAGED BY THESE SILLY ANONS BC AT THE END OF THE DAY THEY R NOTHING + YOUR SUPPORT SYSTEM (us ACTUAL readers and gojo) WILL ALWAYS HAVE UR BACK AND SHOWER U IN THE LOVE THAT U DESERVE!!! ❤️

hiii bb!! PLEASE the ketchup bottle moment sent me to the moon also so fucking relatable xD and omg i'm so glad you enjoy the lightheartedness of ihm so far!! it's been sm fun to write and it's become a comfort fic of my own as well <33

thanks so much for the support on the smut thing <3 i've been toggling back n forth between feeling awful for coming at that anon like that vs being glad i stood up for myself lol, but ultimately, i just needed to share my perspective. i don't think they were trying to be rude either, which is why i felt bad, but i spoke my truth lol

and i totally agree w you (pls no one attack me either) but i'm honestly kind of sick of just seeing straight smut on my feed. like it's fine when i'm in the mood but the tumblr algorithm for jjk feels like your partner constantly begging you for sex 24/7 lol. but yea power to whatever someone wants to read, but don't impose it on an author.

anywho i've been talking a lot ab this situation lolol i feel like there's nothing i haven't said anymore but i totally agree w everything you've said!

thanks sm for you lovely words of support bb :'') i love u tooo and i'm so blessed to have the community of support i have on here!! this situation has definitely made me realize i'm not alone. have a wonderful dayyy (also hope your period is treating you well) <3