#I once liked a 70 year old
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The way most people I’m attracted to are much older than me…I think I have problems, but can you blame me?
#i have daddy issues#and mommy issues#I’m using characters they’re known as for the tags#why do I like older people#adam driver#kylo ren#ben solo#daisy ridley#rey palpatine#rey skywalker#ben feldman#jonah simms#andy samberg#jake peralta#markipler#I know they aren’t their characters#I know they act as different characters#using the first characters that come to my mind#I’m have problems#I like older men#I like older woman#I once liked a 70 year old#wtf#okay enough tags now#byebye
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"Maitre in the bedroom, Maitre only when it's hot or convenient" is so funny to me, because like... yeah? That's... how it works? Sorry you wanted your boytoy to make you a fledgling, Louis, but he literally said the safeword and now you're being a dick about it, sooo...
#interview with the vampire#loumand#louis de pointe du lac#armand#my beautiful princess with every disorder who IS evil and IS controlling the narrative#but your honor i love him#and also it's insane to me that Louis thought their D/s dynamic would mean#that Armand would just... violate a 500 year-old conviction to not make another vampire?? because maitre asked??#like buddy you'd been dating for what? a year??#you are not that important! the dick is not that good!#and he's clearly still mad about it 70 years later!#smh#your partner safewords exactly once in a 77 year relationship and you're mad about it#i'm not saying Armand was justified in directing the narrative and then playing whack-a-mole with Louis' memories for 70 years#but i do get it ya feel me?
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Morvaluation ch.6:
#morvay KNOWS these two. he KNOWS kuya can foxfire him on the spot#so either he is super unaware of danger or he just doesnt care enough to NOT badmouth kuya#no-fear-morvay!!!!#you hit him once and he yelps#hit him twice he'll laugh. or moan. idk honestly#the point is#i love how he'll yell at the dangerous void regardless of consequences#he's over 70 years old and he aint putting up with that#that's the way i like to think it went down. maybe morv truly didnt know it was kuya?? POINT STILL STANDS#MANS TELLS IT LIKE IT IS#nu carnival morvay#nu carnival quincy#nu carnival kuya
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Waited until I didn't have a BG3 comic queued to post these but it was hourly comics day! I love hourly comics day! I've done it the past 5-ish years and it's fun to 1) have a little annual journal and 2) see what style I decided to draw in that year. 10/10 would recommend!
#I kind of want to upload my past years just so I have everything in one place#Maybe I'll do that once I'm done with Croissant Adventures#hourlies#hourly comics day#hourly comics day 2024#I have no idea why I drew myself like someone's 70 year old gran this year but it made me laugh#also I literally said earlier “I never see the girl in lethal company :)” and then she had the AUDACITY to haunt me THREE DAYS IN A ROW
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got in an argument with my mom and it took like 5 seconds to realize it's not me she's beefing with but my dad (again)
#so sick of playing therapist for her...#eldest daughter curse i guess#it was so stupid too she said she wants my baby brother to play fifa so he grows up more outdoorsy than my brother and i#like fuck off#i did three sports at any given time growing up#i didnt cry and have panic attacks at swim team practice every week to be told im not outdoorsy enough because i played zelda and mario#instead of fucking FIFA#shes just mad at my dad for sitting at home and watching tv all day#instead of idfk taking brother to the park or for soccer and shit#again i dont see how thats my problem#all i said is i dont want her to buy fifa for the kid bc its not fun and EA's a scummy company#$70 for a game full of microtransactions that a 7 year old will play once and find too confusing to continue#just take him to the park its a 3 minute walk and its free#jesus christ
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The Trio of Neverland, Zagreus, and Scherzo have completely ruined my brain because I’m now convinced the only way my favorite show can be creative again is for it to get taken off the air.
#doctor who#seriously I think the show should get canceled again so weirdos can focus on the books and audios without corperate oversight#this last episode proved to me that Doctor Who needs to be killed and resurected again like the christ#And the new old guard who constructed NuWho under the watchful hand of RTD need to be banished#For the past 18 years fans from the 70’s have exclusively controlled the creative output of DW#and now it’s time for the new generation to usurp them#I want Doctor Who to be weird#I want it to be freaky#I want it to be unrestrained once more
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list of things i have to do:
chemistry homework for tomorrow (very long)
literature homework (read a shitty book i hate)
art homework
history homework
list of things im doing:
watching miencraftt five nights at freeddys roleplay frommm 7 years ago made for childrenn
making a spreadsheet forr the minecraft five nights at freddys roleplay
writing fanfics about the minecraft five nights at freddys roleplay
making a playlist for the minecraft five nights at freddys roleplay because i saw someone say the other playlists were incomplete (not very well made, missing a handful of episodes i realized a couple hundred episodes later i probs should have added)
#its me talking for once#idk why im doing this tbh#its.. not the best use of my time#my parents were upset that i was watching childrens shows like tmnt and shit#because im almost an adult or whatever#and i need to watch “real shows”#so instead of doing that ive started watching the oddities roleplay#anyways uhhhhhh foxbon canon.. foxpet canon too#ummmmm foxy and roast beef are dating too idk if they have a shipname but uh yeah#cant wait for lolbit to show up i already miss her :(#foxys dating like.. every single character#good for him#ive watched about 70 episodes of tor and now im trying to watch mcfnaf#im at episode 23 or so#anyways i do kinda agree w my parents a bit? idk i probably should be watching shit that wasnt mae for 8 year olds..#i cant even claim nostalgia bc i never watched this as a kid#but who cares anyways im having fun w my dumb kids show? its not really a show#eh whatever
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Me: ow, why does my back hurt so much?
Also me:
#do as I say not as I do kids#don’t shrimp for too long#get up every once in a while#stretch your back and wrists!#don’t fuck up your neck and back like me and feel like a 70 year old at 19#my art#mikey rambles#artists on tumblr#art advice
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I love Kory I wish I could be anything other than mediocre with her in that game but unfortunately injustice 2 has been the absolute worst online fighting game experience of my life on account of the voice chat that you cannot fucking disable for whatever godless reason
#Like sorry honey nothing is worth hearing a 14 year old white boy playing Barry call me slurs while teabagging#One random presumably grown man did get really mad at me in a funny way once though because i kept landing black canary#parries on him but other than that i could only do short strings so it was like. 70% parries and he refused to play me again after that#Which makes sense. But was also really funny
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old white men should be legally required to relinquish all guns upon retirement
#stream#like OBVIOUSLY there’s something that SNAPS in old white mens hesds once they reach 65#they just shoot everyone like grandpa fuckin SHOOT YOURSELF#good LORD i HATE hate hate H A T E old white men 😭😭😭😭#any old white man over the age of 65 gets on my damn nerves so fuckin bad#SPECIFIC#literally everyone else is fine#he could be an 70 year old chinese man & id adore him but if it’s fuckin like Ted Jones sir i’m going to hang u
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eddie's so silly <3 me when I'm 40 and I have a panic attack because "oh no am I taking advantage of this person am I being a nasty weirdo my father was right I'm so awful and evil and-" and then you ask what he's freaking out overr and he's like. "isaac is A DECADE YOUNGER THAN ME !!"
"so you're a 40 year old dating a 30 year old"
"YES I know I'm taking advantage of their immaturity aren't I-"
cut to Isaac, built like a whole-ass bear. aged like fine wine but boy is he aged. he's 30 but he LOOKS Edgar's age bc of stress. like this is A Man this is not a Boy. this is a whole-ass panda bear right there and honestly the fact that Eddie gets so worked up over it is hilarious to me because it's ISAAC
#'he's too young for me isn't he-'#cut to isaac standing there half-naked with a bath robe on with the sweetest coffee imaginable looking like he's 70#btw in case anybody was wondering: my opinion on age gaps is that it's all abt maturity difference#like. generally the younger you are the less wiggle room you have with gaps#but once you go past like. 21-25. you're fine#obviously this isn't Always The Case For Anything Ever and i personally think someone in their 60s dating a 30 year old is kinda weird#but the point is that they're both adults who can make rational decisions and there's nothing manipulative or abusive going on so they're 👌
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First we get a questioning gay (maybe bi) guy and then we get a trans(?) Kid. Persona 4 is like. So close to being a supportive queer narrative.
And then it has one of the kids be like are you going to jump me since your into dudes and we're sleeping in the same tent? With no way to be like Bro stop it.
And doing the favorite trope of 'HES A GIRL???' and switching pronouns immediately despite their alternative self literally offering them top surgery. Can we please ask Naoto what they want. Cause at least in professor Layton the person changed presentation to avoid literal death. Here it's just. Because detectives are normally guys??? You think a kid in the department thinks risking being labeled a crossdresser is worse than being a Girl??? I am shaking the writers. Naoto is trans and your logic doesn't follow!!! He's transitioning and we should get to fucking respect that!!! GRRR.
#i get its set in the like 70s#and theyre teens trying there best and they Would make stupid mistakes even well intentionally#but ive also played persona 5 and i think for all their wanting to be good#the writers still think queer folk are boogie men gonna eat you#Especially after playing persona 5#biting them and shaking them between my teeth#IF YOU LET ME DATE A 30 YEAR OLD AND MY TEACHER I SHOULD GET TO KISS MY BEST MALE FRIEND#AT LEAST ONCE DAMNIT
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being autistic, for me, has involved learning so many really basic problem solving skills basically starting as an adult just because my young life was more or less completely defined by people trying to suppress the ideas and behaviors and habits that i had that felt good and made sense to me, and telling me that that was one of the Many Incorrect ways to do things and i had to do the One Correct way like they did or else they would keep humiliating me about the way i did things. like wearing clothes wrong or stimming in inappropriate ways around other people werent addressed as things that were created by reasonings and thus had alternatives, they were just treated as me having a wrong brain and having to be corrected by being told the rules. i didnt figure out that i could layer clothes for comfort or fashion until i was literally 15 or 16 because i was so sure that i had to do things the right way, which is pants + shirt + coat only if its cold enough for a coat. my siblings both tried very hard to convince my parents to let them wear their shoes on the opposite feet and it always turned into a fight because they hated wearing shoes the right way, when if it had been treated as a rational human behavior they could have gotten more comfortable shoes, or been made to wear shoes less often, or someone even couldve figured out that it was because all of us have severely collapsed arches and that means that shoes dont fit right. this is a longer post than it was supposed to be but the point is that its weird having to feel like youre passing milestones of basic rational thought that you shouldve had down at like 9 years old, and you probably DID have it down but you were trained so good you permanently forgot how to think for yourself. being autistic just crushes you from all directions
#the shoe thing is killing me now that ive remembered it because my parents took footprints of us at all 3 of our births#and at my middle siblings birth i was 4 and my feet were clearly completely flat. at my youngest brothers birth my 6 year old feet and my#sisters 2 year old feet were both completely flat. my mom is a doctor and knows about growth milestones and that that wasnt normal but she#wanted to raise us ''natural'' so tried to ignore all of the health problems we developed and raise us like they didnt exist#SHE HAS eds symptoms too id the worst part she maintains that its from my dads side but she has swan neck fingers and my grandma is like 70#and STILL has clinically hypermobile arms and legs...... she obviously knew once my brother was born and every part of him was double#jointed but it didnt even have to take that long. There Were Signs
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I was so bored that I went and scrolled back through my blog and DMs and old art, and I got up to summer 2021 at which point I had to stop because I got too damn emotional
#tbh I went through the whole spectrum of emotions while I was at it#some nostalgia. some cringe#sometimes smiling or laughing at an old convo#but often I was hit with this intense melancholy#especially when I read smth like ‘I want to write this once day!!’ or ‘I hope to get some writing done!!’#or even worse ‘I’ve improved so much in my writing and I hope to improve more!!!’#like. fuck. kick me between the ribs next time it’ll hurt less#and then stuff like.. saying I’m confident in being able to finish whumptober 2021#I pushed that out of my memory actually bc of how guilty I felt#70% of what I wrote doesn’t even qualify as whump idk what I was on about#posting a fic every day… imagine if I could still do that now#and just in general. every mention of a fic I was writing that I never finished. or an idea o was experimenting with that went nowhere#*I#they’re all like punches to the gut#you can just tell. from what I wrote. from my tone#I was excited. I had that spark in me#it’s gone now. hasn’t been there in ages#and the thing is.. those posts and messages sometimes aren’t older than a year#up until very recently I was completely fine#what happened to me#I want my old self back#I could do so much now if I still had that passion#I’m running out of free time. I should use it as much as I can#yet I don’t. I wish I still had that love for creating#how could I have changed so much in less than two years#when I tried to figure it out I thought that writing competition sowed the seeds of it#but no. I was still excited and passionate even a year after that thing#it was something else. I don’t know what. whatever it was I wish it never happened#I wish I took full advantage of my spark back when I still had it#look at me now. I can’t even write a single fic. I’ve become nothing short of useless. why did it have to happen
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Post 9/11 Trivia
Most folks on this site were either children on September 11, 2001, or weren’t even born yet. But America went crazy for about a year afterwards. Here’s some highlights that I remember that might not be in your history books:
There was national discussion on whether or not Halloween should be canceled because…fuck if I know why. After planes crashed into buildings in NYC it follows that 6-year-olds in Iowa shouldn’t be allowed to dress up like Batman and ask their neighbors for candy, I guess. (Halloween wasn’t canceled, by the way.)
On a similar note, people asked if comedy - any sort of comedy - was appropriate anymore, ever.
People sold shitty parachutes to suckers “in case your building gets attacked and you have to jump out the window.” There were honest-to-God news reports warning people not to jump out of the window with shitty mail-order parachutes because they wouldn't work.
As a follow-up to the attacks, someone mailed anthrax to some prominent politicians and news anchors - you know, famous people - along with some badly-written notes about “you cannot stop us, death to America, Allah is good” and after that every time some random dumbass found a package in the mail they didn’t recognize they thought that the terrorists were targeting them, too.
Everyone was similarly convinced that their town was going to be the next target, even if they were a little town in the middle of nowhere. "Our town of Bumblefuck, South Dakota (population 690) has the largest styrofoam pig statue west of the Mississippi! Terrorists might fly planes into that too! It's a prime target!"
People started taping up their windows and trying to make their houses or apartments airtight out of fear of chemical and biological attacks. There were news reports warning people that turning your house into an airtight box was a bad idea because, y'know, you need air to breathe.
"[X] supports terrorism!" and “if we do [X], the terrorists win!” were used as arguments for everything. "Some rich Arab you never heard of donated to his organization that backs Hamas which backs al-Queda, and also owns stock in a holding company that has partial ownership of the Pringles company, so if you eat Pringles you're supporting terrorism!" "The terrorists want to tear down our freedoms and our way of life and rule us through fear! Eating what you want is one of our freedoms as Americans! If you're afraid to eat Pringles, the terrorists win!" (I promise you that this sort of argument is in no way hyperbole.) (This argument is how Halloween was saved, by the way. “If we cancel Halloween, the terrorists win!”)
People worked 9/11 into everything, and I mean everything, whether it was appropriate or not. If you went to the grocery store the tortilla chips would remind you to support the troops on the packaging. Used car sales would be dedicated to our brave first responders. You couldn't wipe your ass without the toilet paper rolls reminding you to never forget the fallen of 9/11, and again, this is not hyperbole. My uncle, who lived in Ohio and had never been to New York except to visit once in the 70′s, died of a stroke about 8 months after 9/11, and the priest brought up the attacks at the eulogy.
On a similar local note, on the day of 9/11, after the towers went down, gas stations in my home town immediately jacked up gas prices. The mayor had the cops go around and force them to take them back down. I doubt any of that was legal.
Before 9/11, Christianity in America - and religion in general - was on a downward swing, with reddit-tier atheism on the upswing. Religion was outdated superstition from a bygone age. The day after 9/11? Every single church was PACKED. (This wasn't a bad thing, but the power-hungry on the Evangelical Right saw this as a golden opportunity to grab power and influence.)
EDIT: By Popular Demand - Freedom Fries. I initially left these off because they came a couple years after the initial panic and most people thought they were kind of absurd (and I don't recall anyone really going along with it other than maybe some local diners here and there). France didn't want to get involved in our world policing so some folks were like "TRAITORS!" and wanted to call french fries "Freedom Fries" instead, so as to stick it to the French.
Besides dumb shit like that…it’s really hard to overstate how completely the national mood and character changed in the span of a day, or how much of the current culture war is a result of the aftermath. (9/11 was the impetus for the sharp rise in power of the Evangelical Right, who made themselves utterly odious and the following backlash helped the rise of the current Progressive Left, for instance.)
And if all of this seems batshit...well, it was. But I want you to think for a moment how people react today over even trivial shit. People send death threats over children's cartoons. They call for blood if the maker of a video game had an opinion they don't like. If someone made a racist joke a decade ago when they were a teenage edgelord, folks will go after people who even associate with them. "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ALL THE HARM THEY'RE DOING!?"
Now take that same level of over-the-top histrionics and apply it to the unprecedented event of passenger planes crashing into crowded buildings in America's most populous city and killing thousands of people all at once. "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE WERE ATTACKED!?"
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How people in the USA loved nature and knew the ways of the plants in the past vs. nowadays
I have been in the stacks at the library, reading a lot of magazine and journal articles, selecting those that are from over fifty years ago.
I do this because I want to see how people thought and the tools they had to come up with their ideas, and see if I can get perspective on the thoughts and ideas of nowadays
I've been looking at the journals and magazines about nature, gardening, plants, and wildlife, focusing on those from 1950-1970 or thereabouts. These are some unstructured observations.
The discourse about spraying poisons on everything in your garden/lawn has been virtually unchanged for the past 70 years; the main thing that's changed is the specific chemicals used, which in the past were chemicals now known to be horribly dangerous and toxic. In many cases, just as today, the people who opposed the poisons were considered as whackos overreacting to something mostly safe with a few risks that could be easily minimized. In short, history is not on the pesticides' side.
Compared with 50-70 years ago, today the "wilderness" areas of the USA are doing much better nowadays, but it actually appears that the areas with lots of human habitation are doing much worse nowadays.
I am especially stricken by references to wildflowers. There has definitely been a MASSIVE disappearance of flowers in the Eastern United States. I can tell this because of what flowers the old magazines reference as common or familiar wildflowers. Many of them are flowers that seem rare to me, which I have only seen in designated preserves.
There are a lot more lepidopterans (butterflies and moths) presumed to be familiar to the reader. And birds.
Yes, land ownership in the USA originated with colonization, but it appears that the preoccupation with who owns every little piece of land on a very nitpicking level has emerged more recently? In the magazines there is a sense of natural places as an unacknowledged commons. It is assumed that a person has access to "The creek," "The woods," "The field," "The pond" for simple rambling or enjoyment without personally owning property or directly asking permission to go onto another person's property.
There is very little talk of hiking and backpacking. I don't think I saw anything in the magazines about hiking or going on hikes, which is strange because nowadays hiking is the main outdoor activity people think of. Nature lovers 50-70 years ago described many more activities that were not very physically active, simply watching the birds or tending to one's garden or going on a nice walk. I feel this HAS to do with the immediately above point.
Gardening seems like it was more common, like in general. The discussion is about gardening without poisons or unsustainable practices, instead of trying to convince people to garden at all.
Overall, the range of animals and plants culturally considered to be common or familiar "backyard" creatures has narrowed significantly, even as the overall conservation status of animals and plants has improved.
This, to me, suggests two things that each may be possible: first, that the soils and environments of our suburbs and houses have sustained such a high level of cumulative damage that the life forms they once supported are no longer able to live, or second, that our way of managing our yards and inhabited areas has become steadily more destructive. Perhaps it may be the case that the minimum "acceptable" standard of lawn management has become more fastidious.
In conclusion, I feel that our relationship with nature has become more distant, even as the number of people who abstractly support the preservation of "wilderness" has increased. In the past, these wilderness preservation initiatives were a harder sell, but somehow, more people were in more direct contact with the more mundane parts of nature like flowers and birds, and had a personal relationship with those things.
And somehow, even with all the DDT and arsenic, the everyday outdoor spaces surrounding people's homes were not as broadly hostile to life even though the people might have FELT more hostile towards life. In 1960, a person hates woodpeckers, snakes and moths and his yard is constantly plagued by them: in 2024, a person enjoys the concept of woodpeckers, snakes and moths but rarely sees them, and is more likely to think of parks and preserves as the place they live and need to be protected. Large animals are mostly doing better in 2024, but the littlest ones, the wildflowers and bugs and birds, have declined steeply. It's not because "wilderness" is less; it seems more because non-wilderness has declined in quality.
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