pairings : nonidol!seveteen x gn!reader
genere : fluff , angst ( minghao one )
warnings : little made fun of (jun) , panic attack but not at all (wonwoo)
synopsis : seventeen as love trope imo !
an : don't know when this is coming out but, -3 for bald Jeonghan. They are so fucking long that maybe i shouldve writed a whole series and not this but anyway
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SCOUPS γ
age gap , age ain't nothing but a number
He loves having someone on his knees no matter what, and we know younger people are more easy to manipulate but i mean it in a good way. Seungcheol would love have you wrapped around his fingers, have you doing all that just for him make him istantly happy, it fills his chest with love. But he would prefer way more to spoil you with gift, love and money. You need money? he is already putting them in your bra. You wanted that cloth? it's already yours. He likes have you wrapped around his arms that are way bigger than your whole body. Loves the height gap, so he can lay his chin on top of your head and wrap your neck with his arm. He could care less when someone points out the age gap, he loves you no matter what.
JEONGHAN γ
unreachable love interest , talking to you means a lot to me
Jeonghan is that one popular guy that everyone is in love with, so it feels like he is unreachable. He looks like an angel and seems also so sweet and caring but at the same time interesting to be around. You was only one of those people that is blinded by his beauty, why he would even notice you and your odd interest? He never showed love interest on anyone and never dated someone, he was a little bit cold, you were being just delulu right? It was so surprining for everyone when one day his steps weren't the same as he does everyday to walk into his class: he was getting closer to you, he was going trowards you. Your heart was beating so fast that you thought everyone could hear that, while your face was already red just by looking closely to his face. This unreachable angel was talking to you?
JOSHUA γ
slow burn , a lot can happen in 6 months but didn't expected this
At frist, when your friend introduced you two, you didn't minded about him too much. Sure, he was looking pretty and his behavior during the whole hangout was so gentle with everyone, but slowly he became part of your daily routine. He got involved in your group of friends more, so you automatically spent more time with him and became good friends. He was always caring, helping you to go down or upstairs, sometimes playing your food, fixing you hair etc... be he was like that with everyone, there was no purpose below. But when your heart starts flutter when he meet your eyes, you know something was changing. You no longer see his action innocently, you everytime internally begged him to make one more move, more closer to you, more intimate. Your skin pratically craving for his touch was everything you needed. Who thought that this could happen in six months?
JUN γ
the quiet ( and smart ) boy , I was quiet but not blind
Jun was the quiet, and maybe weird, guy everyone got in their class. He never talked to anyone, and no one ever spoke to him. Jun was smart enough to know that that class was a herd of kids who followed the crowd and he didn't want to be one of them, his few friends were already enough for him. As I mentioned, Jun was a smart ass boy, he noticed one girl in particular. He didn't liked her in that way, she just was the one he hated the less. His classmates didn't mind when he could hear the non-pleasant things they were saying about him, every single one said something except her. Rather, he had heard her complaining with her friends their behavior, sometimes he could ever hear the sound of a little slap, maybe in the head, after their words. During class, often you eyes land on him, his head almost always lowered to the desk writing something with his relaxed form but today something was different. His legs shaking up and down while his hand was playing with the pen that was supposted to write down the paper. when a "you are too smart to be friend with them" paper landed on you desk at the end of the class, you got everything, as if your vision was no longer blurred thanks to a stupid note.
HOSHI γ
childhood friends , it's always been you
Soonyoung was laying between your arms, while his eyes were red and puffed because of previous tears. You always warned him about the girl he was dating until few hours ago: she never liked you and you never liked her. You never knew why she didn't liked you, just because you were Soonyoung bestfriend was a stupid reason. Btw, you had a strong reason to not like her, a red flag swinging right in front of you bestfriend face that the decided to completely ignore. You always knew she was going to cheat, she did before nothing was stopping her just because he was Soonyoung. You stayed beside him the whole time, he needed to heal from this harsh breakup, but this made things change with the time. You noticed how he was more caring now, he always been but you felt something was off for sure. At one point it seemed like you was the one that needed to be healed, not him anymore. But he considered you like her sister until few months ago, what happened now?
WONWOO γ
fake dating , I like you more than I planned
When you told about this to him, all he could do was be shocked, and you kinda understand him. When your friends comes to you and tell you to pretend to be a coupla at a wedding it was pretty weird, no? Plus, Wonwoo is so shy and reserved, but it was the best choice you could come with. You hated all the invadent questions they ask, the last time they almost made you have a panick attack so you wasn't planning to go throught that hell once again. When you were standing beside him, he had his arms wrapped around your waist. Occasionally, he would also wrap you shoulder, adjust your hair or wipe your mouth from the crumbles. You would notice how his ears go bright red when his hands lays on your body, or how his hands were slightly trembling. You wanted to make fun of him, but you were exactly like him if not worst. He almost choke when one of your aunts ask you two a kiss, you would pat his back trying to keep him alive while with trembling voice explained how shy you are to do pda in public.
WOOZI γ
enemies to lovers , are you flirting or starting a fight?
when you hear that your partner project is Lee Jihoon, you just want to let out hundred curses. This was an important work project, almost depending your future and they paired you with the person for which you have hatred. At the start, you two only warned the eachother how important the project was and reiterated your mutual hatred, for what is still unknown and we'll never know because you two actually started to get along very well. It was the most unexpected thing for your coworkes see you talking like normal human being, working like you never hated eachother, how you two seemed almost like the realest bestfriends. From now on, you two enjoyed the each other comfort company and used the extra hour to stay toghether. Everyone already knew how you two will be lovers one day.
DOKYEOM γ
grumpy x sunshine , I loved you so hard that I softned
You don't know if adopt the cat you have now it was the best decision ever. It didn't fall in love with you, but with your neighborhood and you two aren't even friends. Your cat would sneak out in the most weird possibile way even figuring out how to open the balcony window and jump on the near balcony. You were so embarassed to knock at his door and explain that the cat that jumped on his apartment was yours. Maybe it was annoying him, maybe he was that kinda of grumpy neighborhood (spoiler: you were) and will yell at you. But when the door opens, you find the exactly opposite in front of your eyes. He was tall but his face looked so bright, you don't even know how to explain it but it was like that. Your little black cat was laying so comfortable in his way more bigger hands that it almost didn't wanted to come with you again. You regretted how cold you were with him, but you never saw him and it will continue like that, you tought. Never been so wrong: apparently your cat loved soo much Seokmin that now it almost live at his instead of yours. You were grateful that he wasn't annoyed by that, he was a little sunshine, but instead it was bothering you. You never liked having convo with new people, and your cat was pratically forcing you to do that. You even tought to give it to him forever just to avoid his attempt of conversation, or his invites you to come into his apartment and eat something together. But at the end, you will be always grateful to your cat that letted you met your now boyfriend.
MINGYU γ
soulmates , I meet another me inside of you
It was so shocking when you met him and discovered that you two have almost the same tatoo, it was like you two were made for eachother. It was a silly one, with no meaning behind it at all and this made the thing seem even more on propuse. The thing you two didn't knew it was that you were meant to meet and never leaving eachother side ever. The stage of being friends it never actually exsisted in your relationship, catching feelings was so fast and never been so easly that you almost thought that everything was just a fever dream, it wasn't actually real, so unreal in your head but it was like that. You have you boyfriend by your side everytime you need to, he loves you with all his heart and actually got another matching tatoo.
MINGHAO γ
forbidden love , in another life
when Minghao's family dicovered that his girlfriend wasn't chinese as him, they were disappointed from the start. They were a traditional family, and Mingaho knew that, but his heart choosed her and he can't help it. She doesn't even looked like a foreigner, at some point you spoke chinese better than him. He knew that they wouldn't like her at the start, thats why he went slow with them, but he never thought they would overreact so badly. His own mother didn't even talked to him for the frist weeks, letting him guess how disappointed and upset he was. His face was full of surprise when suddently they asked for a dinner togheter, they wanted to get to know her but all of the sudden looked a little bit of on his eyes. He putted aside his thoughts, he was so happy and excited when he got that his family was starting to soften about his relationship with a foreigner. He never regretted a decision more, they made you come for what? to embarass you, bring you down and made you feel not enough for him. He got so upset for you, he was blaming himself and apologize in his knees, you didn't deserved that and decide that you two should go in separate path.
SEUNGKWAN γ
insicure / unexpected love , & then I met you
Seungkwan always been the insicure guy: he thought no one would ever love him romatically, he was more like the class clown and only seem like a friend to the girls. He wasn't handsome, he wasn't the popular guy becayse of his look, he was only popular for his funny personality, sometimes he would even embarass himself in front of everyone just to make his classroom laugh. He never shows how this topic upset him, gotta always fake a smile and pretend nothing, but deep down himself he is almost sure no one will ever love him but also he will never be capable to love someone. He is scared and unexperienced: he can surely make someone laugh, but he can love? he can give the attention his future lover needs? he can make the person feel loved as he deresved? He was sure he was impeded in love, until you came in his life. You was the unexpected love of his life, and learned how he was really good at loving, giving attention and those things. When you frist you went to him, he thought it was a joke, someone better reveal the cameras and stop it because it wasn't funny, he would be so upset for his whole life for be made fun of. But you was dead serious, you didn't seen him like the weird funny and class clown, you saw deep down in his soul and it was so pretty, unique and majestic.
VERNON γ
innocent crush , I wonder how I look from my crush's pov
He may be the cold and dead serious guy, the one that never show interest on nothing, much less for a girl. But when he revealed his crush on you to his friends, even them were shocked. And now, forget everything about the cold guy you always knew, he become so awkward around you from now on. He always tries to get your attention, but in the end he just looks goofy and silly. Seungkwan and Dino not helping him at all too as they just look way goofier than him or just make him in weird situation. Like that one time where they made fall his whole lunch in front of you, but that just got an interaction between you two so a win is a win. But I feel like this would just be a school crush, and you two will never ending up toghter.
DINO γ
second chance love , I will always choose you
When you met those familiar eyes one again, after almost a year you two lost contact, you got it wasn't never with that boy you hardly fell in love. It was so crowded down the streets, when you stopped for few seconds because of the shock, you already lost the sight of your friends. You quickly flutter your eyes when he moves slight trowards you, not because he wanted to, but because one his friend just bumped into him. He looks at him dumbfounded because hell, there wasn't almost space to even breath why he was just staning in the middle of nothing looking straight like an idiot but he quickly relized when he looks straight too. Dino never shutted up about you, not even when you two broke up because of his dumbness, and his friends needed to hear him yap about you for so long. They even tried to pair him someone else, thinking he was just stuck and needed a push to go out of this never ending situation but every single dated ended up by the girl being bored about him yapping about the same thing or better, a person. They always thought he was overreacting but well, they got everything just by looking on his eyes.
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1-800-HOT-TO-GO | E.M
Anonymous asked: Can i request a fic where either the reader reveals during a pizza and beers hangout she was a phone sex operator for a brief time and everyone is shocked and one of them jokingly asks if she was any good and she whispers something dirty in their ear and it changes their friendship
Cw: fem!reader, allusions to male masturbation, dirty talk 1.7k words
βCome again?β
βI used to work a sex hotline,β you shrug like it was no big deal.
βNo way,β Eddie shakes his head. βI donβt believe you.β
You hear Steve and the others giggle around you, also in disbelief.
βWanna bet?β
βTry me.β He wants to call your bluff because no way in hell did he not know this about you. You always were reserved when it came to talking about sex; you never had you seemed promiscuous.
You hold up your hand to your ear, pretending it is a phone, and Eddie follows your lead.
βRing ring,β he giggles.
βHello.β You changed the pitch of your voice to be more sultry.
βHi,β he smirks.
βCan I get a name, handsome?β
β Eddieβ
βMmmm, hi, Eddie. Iβm Candy.β
βCandy?β
He breaks character, but you donβt.
βthe boys say itβs because Iβm so sweet.β You fake giggle.
βThis is my first time calling. Iβm not sure what to do here.β
βThatβs okay, Iβll walk you through itβ¦ you want to get comfortable for me?β
Eddie looks around the room at the others, who are trying to stifle their giggles. This night was supposed to be chill, with pizza and beers. He wasnβt really sure how you all ended up here.
βIβm comfortable.β He says without actually moving.β
βI wish I could see; you sound so sexy.β You sigh.
Another giggle leaves Eddieβs lips because who is this person whoβs taken over your body?
βYeah? you wish you could see be, Dollface?β Playing into it more.
You lean in to whisper so only he can hear it this time. βoh yeah, big boy; I bet your cock is already nice and hard for me. Such a good boy, I want you to fill me.β You sit back, take a loose tendril, twirl his hair around your finger, and watch Eddieβs eyes widen at what you just said.
βOh-okay, thatβs enough.β He chuckles, trying not to give away how turned on he just got. βI believe you!β
You sit back with a giggle and grab another slice of pizza like nothing just happened.
Everyone looked at you with shock.
Eddie quickly gets up and excuses himself to go to the bathroom.
βWhat did you say?!β Robin begs.
You shrug in response like it was another day at work⦠which it has been.
βDamn, is it hot in here?β Steve pops the collar of his shirt.
βYou guys need to loosen up, my god.β
While you were still enjoying your pizza, Eddie was having a crisis. Never had he thought of you in that way until moments ago, listening to those filthy words slip from your lips.
βI bet your cock is already nice and hard for me. Such a good boy, I want you to fill me,β your words replayed in his mind while he tried to fight the blood rushing to his stiffening cock.
He canβt go back out there like this. Eddie splashed cold water on his face to try to snap him out of it, but it didnβt help.
A quick rap on the door startles Eddie out of his inner monologue.
βYou okay, big boy? Youβve been in there fifteen minutes.β He hears you laugh from the other side.
Had it really been that long?
Eddieβs issue had not been resolved; in fact, it had worsened as he tried to push down the thought of you naked and spread out for himβ¦ talking to him like that.
βYeah-I-uh- just a minute.β Eddie wanted to pull his hair out at how frustrated you had made him.
You were just pals, bubbies, amigos.
You werenβt attractiveβ¦ were you?
Eddie never thought to look at you in that way; youβre just a friend, always had been, always will beβ¦ unless?
The more Eddie thought about it, the more he realized he did think your hair looked really pretty tonight. The way you always did your makeup really brought out your beautiful featuresβ¦and when he got a whiff of your delicious perfume when you twirled his hair, he thought his.
βYou sure?β You try to jiggle the door handle, but itβs locked.
βShit,β Eddie curses under with breath.
βCome on, Ed, talk to me, please?β
You hear the lock unlatch and watch the doorknob slowly turn as Eddie pokes his head out.
βHi,β heβs short and sounds a bit out of breath.
βI hope what I said didnβt make you uncomfortable.β
Ed saw the worried look in your eyes.
βNo! Well, I mean, yes, butβ¦no.β
βYes, but no?β
Eddie let out a deep sigh. He didnβt see a way out of this. He stepped aside to let you in and shut the door behind you.
βEddie?β You look up at him.
βHm?β
His eyes snap to your concerned face.
βIβm sorry, I didnβt think it was a big deal! It did it all the time for work; I justβ¦ I donβt know. Iβm sorry.β
βItβs okay.β
βNo, itβs not. clearly, I overstepped a boundary-β
βYouβre not the only one.β
βWhat do you mean?β
Eddie moves his strategically placed hands to reveal the tent formed in his jeans and watches as your face falls into amused shock.
You cup your mouth to stifle an unexpected giggle.
βThatβs not the reaction a guy wants when he shows a girl how turned on he is.β
βIβm sorry, I just!-didnβt think?β
βItβs okay. Iβm just trying to get rid of it, but itβs not going away.β
βYou mean?β
βIβm waiting it out.β
βOh, ok.β You nod awkwardly.
An awkward silence washes over the both of you as you try so hard not to stare at his crotch.
βDonβt worry, Iβm not going to ask for your help if thatβs what youβre thinking.β
βI wasnβt!β
βOkβ¦β
Another very uncomfortable silence settled between the two of you as you fiddled with the hem of your shirt, trying to do everything in your power so as not to look down.
βI umβ¦ I guess Iβll just.β You point to the door that heβs blocking.
βUh. Ok,β he nods and steps to the side.
You close the door behind you but donβt leave. You lean against the door and take a deep breath, trying to make sense of the evening.
Why did the thought of turning Eddie on excite you? Heβs a friend. Just a friend. I always had and always will be.
With a deep breath, you go to push yourself up off the door, but before youβre able to, you hear your name being moaned from the other side of the door.
You froze. You knew you should move, but your feet were locked in place. More heavy breaths and the sound of muffled moans seeped from under the door gap, and you pressed your ear to the door.
Eddie was jerking off because of you⦠and you liked it?
Eddie bit back screaming your name as he finally released himself into the bathroom tissue. Finally, he could return to rejoin everyone without being physically uncomfortable.
He discarded his release, tucked himself back in, washed his hands, and unlocked the door, but he was ambushed when you fell onto him when he went to open the door.
You let out a squeak as you lost your balance, falling into Eddie as the door was opened from under you.
βWoah,β Eddie catches you before youβre able to fall. His rage hands wrap around your biceps, gripping tightly to brace your fall.
βWere you spying on me?β
βOh god, sorryβ youβre so embarrassed. The whole evening has been one shit show. You scramble to find your fitting to create space between you and Eddie.
βYou were spying on me!β
βShhhhh! Keep your voice down.β
βYou totally were spying on me!β He accused.
βYouβre the one who moaned my name!β You defend.
Eddieβs cheeks reddened.
βYouβre the one who said all thoseβ¦ things!β his hands flailed.
βYouβre the one who egged it on!β
βSo!β
βSo?β
βYeah, so!β
βWoah, guys, whatβs going on here?β Steve pops his head around the corner.
βNothing,β you both glare.
βOhhhhhkayyyyyyyy,β Steve turns a heel and walks back to the kitchen to grab a drink.
βEddie,β you sigh, βI donβt want to argue. This is dumb, and we can pretend it never happened.β
βWe could, but I gotta know.β
βWhatβs that?β
βDid you like it?β He took a step closer, filling the gap between you.
βWhat?β You look up at him.
βI asked if you like listening to me?β he brushed your hair behind your shoulder.
You gulp, not expecting Eddieβs demeanour to switch on a dime.
βIβ¦ I donβt know?β
βI think you did, and youβre too scared to admit it.β You can smell him. He is so close to you.
βEddie, what are you doing?β You watch as he leans in closer.
βJust trust me.β His hands find the back of your neck, pulling you close.
βEddie?β
βLet me try something.β
βKay,β you whisper.
Eddieβs lips graze yours ever so lightly before he presses them fully.
A million and one thoughts run through your mind as Eddie kisses you.
You blame the cheap beer for letting this happen. You blame the beer for liking it. You blame the beer for kissing him back. You blame the beer for the tongue slip and the beer for how you wanted to moan when he pulled away.
βWoahβ
βYea woah,β you repeated dumbly.
βumβ¦ did you like it?β
βYeahβ¦ did you?β
βYeah.β
βcoolβ¦ now what?β
βgo out with me,β Eddie states confidently.
βLike a date?β
βwhat else would it be?β He chuckles.
βI donβt know?β You shrug, embarrassed that Eddie is getting you all flustered.
βYouβre cute when you donβt know what to say.β He smirks.
βIβm cute?β You never thought hearing Eddie say those words would send butterflies fluttering through your tummy.
Eddie doesnβt answer verbally; he leans in to kiss you again to confirm his statement.
βWe should get back to the others.β You sigh as you pull away.
βYou didnβt answer me.β
βYou didnβt ask me anything.β
βYes, I did. I asked you out.β
βNo, you said go out with me. Thatβs a statement, not a question.β
βAre you kidding me?β
βNo,β Yes, you were totally messing with him.
βWill you go out on a date with me?β
βJust say yes! Youβve been gone for half an hour!β You hear Robin yell from the living room.
βRobin!β You hear Steve scold.
βWhat?β
You canβt help but laugh and canβt believe the next worldβs coming out of your mouth.
βOkay, Iβll go out with you, Eddie.β
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orange | lando norris
type: smau + written
pairing(s): influencer!reader x lando norris
summary: you wanted to share your love for orange but it ends up with you and an f1 driver having dating rumors which slowly develops and turns out to be true at the end.
warning(s): slightly suggestive at the end
fc: random girlies off of pinterest!
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ynnn in love with orange atm π§‘ππͺΈ
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amayamoore LOVE YOU BABESSS π«Ά
ynnn LOVE U 2 MAMIπ»π»π»
user1 okay girlll we see you with f1
ynnn chat i have no idea what that is
user1 WHAT?? HOW??? ITS LITERALLY ONE OF YOUR PHOTOS AND YOUR FRIENDS W LILY MHE?? ππ
ynnn I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD FIT THE AESTHETIC AND AMAYA WAS THE ONE THAT INTRODUCED ME TO LILY. ALL WE EVER TALKED ABOUT WAS GOLF π
user1 ohhh πππ okay girl eat it up ππ β€οΈ by author
user2 soft launch??
user3 IN LOVE W ORANGE THE COLOR OR IS THIS A CODE NAME FOR THE DRIVER?
user4 PLSSS WHAT IF ITS A SOFT LAUNCH??
user5 considering that y/n doesnt know what f1 is im not really sure abt this one
user3 what if its like a cover up or something
user4 YEAH FR WHAT IF SHES J PLAYING W US
ynnn πππ *author deleted a comment*
user4 OH
user6 OMG NO WAY ππ
user3 WE SAW THAT
lilymhe okay come hangout with me when?
amayamoore in 3 days trust.
ynnn girl...where are we going...
amayamoore you wont like it but me and lily will
lilymhe OMG NO WAY?? FR??
amayamoore YESSSS
ynnn chat im lost
user7 okay shes in her wag era β€οΈ by author
user7 OOP.
user8 NOT THE SOFT LAUNCH PLSSS
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landonorris im orange ππ§‘
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carlossainz55 i told you to not do it but you still did it anyways mate
landonorris TO BE FAIR I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK BETTER SINCE IM ALREADY TAN
carlossainz55 yeah now look at you. you look like an actual papaya. shouldve left that fake tan alone.
charles_leclerc no wonder you looked like that. πππ
mclaren someones a true dedicated papaya π𧑠β€οΈ by author
oscarpiastri mate you look like the lorax π
landonorris thanks osc...really needed that
user1 LMFAOAOAO IM CRYINGGG
user3 guys aint no way...IS THIS ACTUALLY REAL?? OR LIKE AM I OVERTHINKING πππ
user4 NO GIRL I GET IT...IT ACTUALLY MATCHES UP πππ
user6 WE ALL SAW WHAT Y/N REPLIED WITH π
user3 IKR LIKE HER CAPTIONING "in love with orange atm" AND NOW LANDOS CAPTION "im orange" LIKE????
user4 YOU MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING FR
user9 you guys are so delusional π landos talking about him putting on fake tan and it made him orange ππ
user3 let us be delusional please π
user10 lando has rizz?
user11 y/n and lando lowkey have matching captions
user12 who is y/n?
user11 shes an influencer. shes friends with lily mhe π heres her account @/ynnn
user12 OMG THEY FR DO LOWKEY HAVE MATCHING CAPTIONS...
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f1wagnews potential f1 wag in the process? or is it all just a mishap?
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user3 IM CALLING IT I SWEAR. β€οΈ by author
user3 THEY WOULD BE SO CUTE THO... β€οΈ by author
user4 FR???
user10 i agree w you guys fully.
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ynnn no cuz im being fr she actually just kidnapped me and forced me to put on the outfit π
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scuderiaferrari please kidnap her more. the garage enjoyed her rant about despicable me πβ€οΈ
redbullracing were gonna have to bribe her friend to bring her here...that sounds interesting π§
mclaren too late we already sent them invites.
scuderiaferrari telling our drivers to crash into you.
ynnn ladies, ladies...relax ive got enough of me to have around π
amayamoore get out y/n πππ
mclaren we dont like to share.
user11 ik y/n got lost about 50 times im calling it
amayamoore more than that im afraid π
ynnn SHUT UP.
user11 LMFAOO
user3 oh so theyre on the low low i see
user4 PLSS YOU ARE NOT GIVING UP ππ
user3 THEYD BE CUTE TOGETHER LET ME BE DELUSIONAL πππ
user7 NAH FR THOO
charles_leclerc soo...how long are you staying for?
carlossainz55 you did not.
charles_leclerc πππ
georgerussell63 shes WAY out of your league leclerc. anyways how long though? π
alex_albon lily told me to tell you guys to stay away from her. she got suspended for 3 hours from commenting bad stuff about you guys.
amayamoore lily also told me to tell you guys to get out of y/ns comment section
ynnn LMFAOO LILY NAURRRR πππ
charles_leclerc never answered our question...
ynnn a while leclerc.
maxverstappen1 did anyone else hear a yell from mclarens garage or was it just me?
mclaren π€«π€«π€«
user12 NOT A MCLAREN DRIVER GETTING EXPOSED BY MAX ππ
user3 I WONDER WHICH ONE π
user13 PIASTRI MAYBE??
user14 NOOO IT DEF HAS TO BE LANDO
user5 watch it be an engineer
oscarpiastri it was nice talking to you, ill show you around yeah?
ynnn YES PLSSS ππ
landonorris wow ok
charles_leclerc i know right. FROM MY OWN SON.
ynnn ???
oscarpiastri theyre being dramatic. dont mind them π
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landonorris OSCAR.
oscarpiastri LANDO.
landonorris THIS IS TRULY OPP BEHAVIOUR.
oscarpiastri what do you mean lando?
landonorris I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT INVITE ME...
landonorris I LITERALLY COULDVE HAD A CONVO WITH HER OSC.
oscarpiastri lando you had 6 chances and you ran away every time...
landonorris anyways...next time..for sure....
oscarpiastri okay lando we will see...
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oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri am i the best guide ever or what? π
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ynnn YOU ARE NOT. β€ by author
ynnn YOU PUSHED ME TO THE BUSHES
oscarpiastri THAT WAS BY ACCIDENT. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A LIGHT SHOVE SINCE THERE WAS SOMEBODY RUNNING YOUR WAY π
ynnn UH HUH WTV EXCUSES EXCUSES. π
landonorris yeah dont listen to him he told me he did it on purpose
oscarpiastri I DID NOT π
ynnn WOWWWW. WOWWWWWWWWW.
user3 k chat...maybe her and lando arent dating...maybe its her and piastri...
user4 HAVE FAITH STAND YOUR GROUND ππ
user3 I WILL. THANK YOU π«‘
user14 yn and the mclaren drivers. never knew i needed them till now π©
user15 NAH CUZ FR?? THE CHEM.
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ynnn
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ynnn you can tell who kidnapped me this time. (also peep oscars stance π)
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user3 CHAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL π¨π¨π¨
user4 LMFAOO πππ
user3 LANDO IN THE LIKES??
user4 this is fr your moment girl πππ
user14 OSCAR PLSSS LMFAOO ALSO LANDO AT THE LAST PHOTO ππ
mclaren will tell oscar to kidnap you again.
oscarpiastri already on it π«‘
scuderiaferrari we had her first :(
landonorris she looks way better in orange.
charles_leclerc nuh uh shes way better in red.
ynnn awhh guys fr theres enough of me around π€
amayamoore LMFAO I CANNOT W YOU π
oscarpiastri WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT PHOTO
ynnn lets just say im in the shadows...
landonorris dont question her any further.
oscarpiastri what is going on π
landonorris I SAID DONT QUESTION HER.
ynnn thank you norris
landonorris anytime for you l/n π«Ά
ynnn such a gentleman ππ«Ά
user3 GET IUT IF HERE IM GONNA PASS IUT
amayamoore they fr took my girl. π
ynnn girl...YOU LEFT ME WITH THEM.
amayamoore OOPSIES. π
lilymhe shes doing that thing again y/n
ynnn SHES DOING THE THING THING???? TO WHICH ONE!?!3$/&
lilymhe even i dont know π
ynnn π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
amayamoore ππππ
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ynnn i like this guide way better. he doesnt push me into bushes. π€
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landonorris id never push a pretty lady like you into bushes. β€οΈ
ynnn so basically what youre saying is that if i was ugly you would?
landonorris that sounds impossible coming from you l/n.
ynnn why thank you norris π
lilymhe BOTH OF YOU GET UP RN.
lilymhe @/ynnn PLEASE STAND ON BUSINESS Y/N DONT PLAY W ME RN.
amayamoore LET HER SIT LILY π€π€π€
mclaren whatever amaya said. β€οΈ by author
user3 I AM PEEING MYSELF RN.
user3 GUYS ITS HAPPENING...ITS HAPPENING DONT PANIC
user4 THIS IS SO YOUR MOMENT OMG IM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY FOR YOU
user3 MAYBE I WONT GET SENT TO AN ASYLUM
mclaren stop stealing our drivers π
ynnn ill try my best π«‘
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landonorris
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landonorris shes my bestfriend now.
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amayamoore NUH UH.
lilymhe lando norris bites the curb in 4k ultra hd.
landonorris ALEX. SHES DOING IT AGAIN π
alex_albon i cant even help you w this one...im scared of her...
lilymhe stay quiet alex.
alex_albon π€π€π€
amayamoore she maybe your best friend but shes not yours.
landonorris she said i was π
ynnn ONE of my bestfriends
landonorris now were lying now huh π
ynnn excuse me norris. i will make sure lilys statement becomes true
landonorris im sorry my lady πβ€οΈ
ynnn good. β€οΈ
charles_leclerc guys go to your dms before i cry.
georgerussell63 fr im gonna start bawling. we lost a baddie π
ynnn what are you guys even talking about...
oscarpiastri dont even worry about them
carlossainz55 i agree with oscar
mclaren shocker...coming from carlos
scuderiaferrari what a moment
user4 @/user3 are you alive?
user3 i think i fr passed out when i swiped and saw her.
user12 GIRL DONT WORRY I PASSED OUT W YOU I THINK ALMOST BROKE MY NECK ππ
user3 i have a feeling chat. β€οΈ by oscarpiastri, amayamoore, carlossainz55
user4 your feeling may come true soon.
user3 OSCAR, AMAYA, AND CARLOS J LIKED MY COMMENT SOMETHING IS BREWING.
user12 OMGOMGOMGOGMGOGMORBWHQ
user16 why is lando so fine?
user17 not lando being her personal photographer shes such a devourer for that π
user18 both of them are so fine π«π«π«
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you were sitting on a swing on the beach waiting for lando to come back. it had been a few months since you and him started hanging out and became friends.
it wasnt surprising when you, along the way of you guys becoming close, started catching feelings for him. you were captivated by his charms, his beautiful and flirtatious personality, and those eyes that hold a million stars.
"y/n?" you hear a voice call out from behind you.
"yes, lan?" you respond back using his nickname.
"i got us some juice. they said these two were the top sellers." he hands you one as he sits down.
"oooo these look good. what flavour is this one?" you ask him waiting to take a sip.
"i think that ones called 'golden sun', it has pineapple, orange, and mango im pretty sure." he answers.
you take a sip from your juice and you were met with a wonderful taste. sweet and sour, but savory as well.
"is it good?" he asks as you eagerly nod your head.
"of course!! you can never go wrong with mango." you answer taking another sip from your juice, "whats yours called?"
"mines called 'starfish dreams', i think it has strawberry, kiwi, peach, and pineapple. not quite sure, but its good. sweet with a hint of sourness." he answers, "wanna try mine?"
"yes!! that sounds equally as good! you can try mine as well." he was ready to give you his cup and you suddenly had an idea.
you grabbed his and gave him yours and then you grabbed his arm making him give you a confused look until he realized what you were doing.
"ohhhh..." he sighs in relief, "i thought i did something wrong for a second."
you laugh out loud at the thought of him being concerned for a second.
"no, no, i just need a nice pic for the gram since you took all of the ones i was gonna post." you give him a side eye as you take out your phone for a picture.
"you snooze you lose." he sticks his tongue out at you, to which you do back.
after you snapped a couple photos, you guys go back to having a conversation about how pretty the view was at night.
"it was really nice of you to invite me here." you say to him as he looks at you.
"im glad i grew the balls to ask you to hangout with me when nobody was willing to," he chuckles, "i wouldve been alone today."
"oh so basically what youre saying is that i was the last option?" you joke around waiting for his response.
"no, no, no...not like that. more like you were the scariest option on the list." he says as you give him a look.
"how? im not that scary looking...right?" you ask him as he violently shakes his head.
"obviously not...i meantβughhh...what i meant was you were only the scariest option on the list because i was afraid youd reject me." he spews out.
"reject you? why would you think that?" you give him a more confused look.
"because compared to me, i am definitely way out of your league," you look at him in the eyes as he looks away, "youre just too beautiful, refreshing, fun to be around, and youre just so charming. after our first lunch together, i kept thinking about you and how it was impossible to love somebody at first sight, but it was definitely possible and im the living proof of it."
"is this you confessing your love for me, norris?" you ask him as he finally looks into your eyes.
"yeah...i guess it is." he looks at your face for any sort of reaction, but all you did was look into his eyes which made him nervous.
all the nervousness he had were washed away from his body in seconds after you leaned in and gave him a kiss, to which he reciprocated.
"i feel the exact same way, lan." you give him a smile as you give him another kiss.
both of you guys spent your night at the swing looking at the stars, talking about random things that you both were interested in, and getting in the water for a little swim; soaking in each others love for one another.
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ynnn the beach at night>>>
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amayamoore idk how you guys can get into the water at night. it gives me the creeps...π
ynnn its j so relaxingggg maya π
amayamoore THE SHARKS.
lilymhe REAL.
landonorris beach at nights>>>
ynnn YHHH>>>
user19 who is the dude?
user3 according to my calculations, lando norris. π€βοΈ
user4 πππ
user20 the view!???!? ππ
ynnn had the best view ever π€«
landonorris i had an even better view.
charles_leclerc if you ever need another tour guide im still an option π
scuderiaferrari even im starting to feel bad...
carlossainz55 me and you both.
georgerussell63 me too!! im still an option! π
mercedesamgf1 george...
user21 IM CRYING ππ
user1 they are not giving up π
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amayamoore OMG YOU FINALLY BOUGHT A CAR??
ynnn YESSSS
amayamoore so im guessing lando helped you w that huh? π
ynnn ....
amayamoore HAHDHAHAH GIRL CANNOT LIE TO SAVE HER LIFE ππ
ynnn NAW CUZ HOWD YK THO...
amayamoore girl be fr...it was either oscar or him. last time i checked you were w lando π
ynnn anyways...π€
amayamoore yeah exactly. also check the gc xoxo
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f1wagnews alert: lando norris sighted snuggling and kissing with an unknown girl!
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user3 oh thats not...!!
user4 I GENUINELY CANT TELL IF THATS Y/N OR NOT...
user3 ME NEITHER ππ
user9 it is definitely not y/n guys π
user5 fr everyones being so delusional
user9 that is not y/n for everyone being delusional out there π€£
user3 IT HAS TO BE
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you and lando laugh together as you both read the comments of the new post created by f1wagnews.
"i would soft launch but it would be a little suspicious and obvious..." you say to him as he laughs.
"i told you hard launching would be the only way. considering the fact we already had a rumor around us." he tells you as you give him a look.
"i guess so. also im only hard launching to prove user9 and user5 wrong. trying to make user3s and user4s day since theyve been rooting for us." you say as he laughs, "you gotta do it with me tho, i have a plan."
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ynnn i only ride mclarens.
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landonorris so funny how im actually named mclarens π
ynnn you are so getting it tonight.
lilymhe Y/N.
amayamoore IM CRYING WHY IS SHE SO UNHINGED LILY πππ
lilymhe BECAUS EOF YOU
mclaren we didnt even read this.
mclaren CONGRATS!! πΎ β€οΈπ§‘ (were just gonna ignore the caption!)
ynnn thank you sm π (enjoy it)
carlossainz55 HE DID IT???
landonorris and did.
ynnn bro confessed without knowing he confessed...
landonorris SSHHHHH
oscarpiastri HE FINALLY DEFEATED THE LANDO NO-RIZZ ALLEGATIONSβΌοΈβΌοΈ
landonorris excuse me.
ynnn YHHH HE DEFEATED IT FINALLY!!!
landonorris EXCUSE ME.
user3 I FRICKING CALLED IT. YOU GUYS I CALLED IT!!! IM NOT CRAZY.
user3 @/user4 WHERE ARE YOU...WE DID IT!!!
user4 WOOOOHOOOO FINALLLYYYYYYJAHWH
ynnn you guys are the og believers.
landonorris y/n only hard launched because of you guys fyi
user3 OMGOMGOSN IM GONNA PASS OUT.
user4 THEY KNOW WE EXIST @/user3
charles_leclerc so im guessing you dont need another tour guide π
ynnn sorry charles...ive already got the best tour guide around β€οΈ
landonorris my loveee β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
maxverstappen1 do you guys hear sobbing from ferraris garage and mercedes?
scuderiaferrari yeah...dont worry about it.
mercedesamgf1 the weather is nice today...
amayamoore that caption is insane.
lilymhe WHAT IM SAYING BRO.
ynnn πππ
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landonorris hi, im mclarens.
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ynnn hi mclarens!!! πππ
landonorris hey there beautiful lady π
georgerussell63 theyre so cute im gonna vomit.
mclaren beat the no-rizz and no-wins allegations!!! thats our driver!! 𧑠(still gonna ignore the caption)
landonorris it was y/ns idea believe it or not.
ynnn SHUT UP.
oscarpiastri i just put two and two together with their captions. i wanna bleach my eyes now.
carlossainz55 i just told my teammate to look at their captions and he started sobbing more. πππ
lewishamilton i dont think my teammate figured it out yet π
lewishamilton nvm ππ
maxverstappen1 yeah we can hear them all sobbing...
maxverstappen1 congrats mate!! you finally have balls now!!
landonorris last time i checked ive had balls my entire life.
maxverstappen1 idk about that mate
landonorris ask my mother or y/n
ynnn idrk lando...ive only known of their existence since last week...
charles_leclerc KEEP IT IN THE DMS. IVE GOT NO TEARS LEFT TO CRY π
ynnn okay ariana grande ππ
amayamoore KEEP THAT INFORMATION TO YOURSELVES.
lilymhe we did not wanna hear about what you two did last week.
user3 THE MATCHING CAPTIONS AGAIN ππ
user4 theyre so iconic for that tbh. the first time they were put in an article together it was because of their captions being accidentally matching and now its actually real. π
user3 genuinely brings tears to my eyes.
user22 theyre so cuteee π€π€
charles_leclerc i think im done crying.
ynnn ill buy you some lec ice cream to make you feel better. π«Ά
charles_leclerc thank you π₯Ήπ«Ά
landonorris and what if i tell you ill eat all of it before it gets to you.
charles_leclerc that might be my 13th reason.
ynnn ππ
scuderiaferrari please give our driver a break.
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authors note(s): this is my first smau so i hope it isnt booty cheeks. i literally started tweaking after trying to do the instagram post layout properly ππ
hope you guys enjoyed this and maybe ill make more in the future xoxo
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