#I need to be restrained

[hanjsquokka]

[tunapiiano]

Damn bird you’re kinda cute…

Wanna meet each other in different universes and gain new perspectives?

[wordstome]

saw a tiktok by harleyslame that went “getting barebacked by a redhead is called getting gingerbread. merry Christmas!” and I was like oh, König!

[lonely-north-star]

"Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness

'Cause all of our moves make up for the silence"

BIG THANK YOU TO @boxbusiness FOR THE COMM !!!!

My poor mc is about to pass out, and Mammon is just smug as hell and making it worse.

Also, peep the new outfit for her !! (It's her human world fit). This was so self indulgent, and the things I'd let fem Mammon do to me........ ANYWAYS.

[elysianymph]

'why didn't remus tell dumbledoor about sirius' animagus form??' bc he knew he was gonna be impaled on sirius' c*ck later, next question

[foul-milk]

GIVE ME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT INDEED 🔥

[swyrlwyrxx]

she pony on my express till i mouthwash

[im-trying-my-best-yall]

what if i simply fucked the fictional man, huh? what then? what if i fucked that fictional ginger? what are you gonna do about it?

[meowunmeow]

*shakes your shoulders vigorously* no no nO DON'T YOU GET IT ANFUU IS A RIDICULOUSLY GENIUS SHIP NAME *throws you back on the interrogation chair*

You see, it's been directly explained that Andy's name derived from Un-Dead, in English.

Fūko is the same! While the Fū in Fūko (風子, Fū-Ko) isn't the same character in Unluck (不運, Fū-Un), it's the same pronunciation.

So their ship name is, essentially, just negation².

So basically *entire interrogation room blows up*

[rowanisawriter]

I’m writing gay lawyer fic

[itsseohannbin]

To anyone watching Hans live right now...

his neck and chest look so biteable I wanna cry help

[eldritch-screaming]

El woowoo🧍‍♂️

[standing-flowers]

guess who finally finished the second series of Hannibal x3

I HATE THOSE GAYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM HOW DARE THEY I SOBBED I BAWLED CURSE THEM I HATE THEM

[lunarw0rks]

do i sleep now or continue deliriously typing...

[syntaxaero]

hehe! i have the brain rot

[izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin]

look... im fine with whatever you have for that kinito guy... i support it even!

i just.. it... from what i know... i just.. i-

ITS A FUCKING BALL OF AXOLOTL WITH LEGS, IZZY-

/silly

I know, I'm not ok, I need mental help :(

/silly