#I need these in my life

[girls-are-weird]

solangelo fic ideas that i will never write, but definitely should be written by SOMEONE

throwing these out into the universe because i think they should exist in this world:

i can't remember if this has been done, BUT - visa marriage. perhaps nico has to marry a US citizen ASAP or risk being deported? and will happens to be right there. i've never seen the proposal, but think that movie, solangelo style.

did you know that orgasms can work just as well as nasal decongestant sprays on stuffy noses? (no, really - there's research on it! it won an ig nobel prize just a few years ago!) i bet will would know that. ;) smut writers, do with that what you will...

shapeshifters! actual golden retriever will and black cat nico help each other in their animal forms, even though they don't like each other much in human form. bonus points for doggie/kitty cuddles!

(how could anyone resist this cuteness????)

if you use any of these ideas, please let me know so i can read them! through here or on AO3 - i'm cali-chan (girls_are_weird) over there.

[heartshapelocket]

Dr Martens Oxford Shoes

[alolomololomola]

Ok but look at these cards. Never in my life have I considered buying a whole booster box. UNTIL NOW.

(images from Serebii)

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[chipjrwibignaturals]

any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

EDIT:

I fixed it using the program TreeSize, linked in the microsoft store HERE!

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[tenderheartedbrat]

[annabelle--cane]

[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[shepscapades]

Evil Anvil has permanently changed my brain chemistry about the ending of limited life

[swordmaid]

act 2 with a high charisma tav

[wishfulsketching]

Omg Ambessa x Silco crackship (if you can call it that) is amazing, I live for it🙏

I'm happy to hear that we all agree that this would've calmed Silco down (at least a little bit):

[isjasz]

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥