sorrowandpride · 2 years ago
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Me: Okay, time to start eating healthy and working out again 😤
Also me: **Makes a pancake with Nutella and whipped cream for tomorrow's breakfast and a mayo-based pasta salad for tomorrow's lunch** 🤡🤡🤡
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bigmammallama5 · 3 months ago
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My parents bought their 4 bed 3.5 bath house 32 years ago for $145,000 (originally $200,000). This summer a similar house a block away (similar age, 4 bed 3.5 bath, slightly smaller lot) went up for $800,000. It's since been reduced to $650,000 and they put some more work into it, but it's still on the market. I know interest and investment and overall cost of living raise prices, but that just seems like highway robbery to me.
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sunmisbf · 4 months ago
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i just spent so much money at the store i almost threw up when the cashier told me my total 😭
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cator99 · 28 days ago
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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termagax · 3 months ago
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altho we all know how i feel abt the idea of like de-radiationing rat and hog i do think really really fondly that one of the details they felt neccessary to illustrate that theyre like, healthier and not starving in the radioactive desert anymore is giving hog more fat. literally makes me tear up my beautiful wifeeeee auauauauauauauauauauaghhh
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seedlessmuffins · 1 year ago
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having friends/coworkers in different financial situations then you is so stressful sometimes!
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dayurno · 8 months ago
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Oh your kevjeanthea in the pros is so funny because like. Jean will spend the whole night awake wondering what they are to each other and the next morning he opens his phone to see that he was added to Kevin and Thea's dogpark friends gc. Just fully introduced as like "oh this is Kevin and Thea's Jean"
ITS SERIOUSLY LIKE THAT. i think jean would have a very specific idea of what kevin and thea are like especially a few years into playing on a pro team together and he'll be very very very surprised it's not what he expected at all. he's going to realize he was wrong one day when he's sitting in (hand to god) pottery class (POTTERY CLASS, jeremy, do you understand how off in the head these people are) with kevin and thea fighting for his life to get any say in how their matching mugs are going to look like (kevin wins because he exhausts them) (they end up being trojan-red abominations and you can't even drink out of thea's)
just very! you know! sneakily domestic... i think jean would be fully in bed with his head on thea's chest thinking to himself what the fuck is going on here. who are these people. why do i feel so happy. i must be going crazy. I must hate them. i need to get the fuck out of here. like a nervous prey animal. but the sex is amazing. and trying to get moved from the houston sirens is going to be such a pain in the ass. and they have a dinner party with the neighbors in a week and why would jean miss out on free food. so you can understand the stress he's under
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biillys · 2 years ago
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been flicking between house and er and now i want the billy working at a hospital au's please
#i have no concrete thoughts and head canons just vibes#actually i do but i'm not typing all that out cos it rly is 75% vibes. and probably 25% medically incorrect. so i'll keep that to myself th#but like! good with kids! good under pressure! worked his ass off at medical school and it shows!#also i need max working there too but maybe in a different area and no one knows they're siblings#but then they'll get all /siblings bickering/ in the hallway over dumb shit#and every one's just like.... is that Legal ?#also. heather not working in the hospital but some other job with just as fucked hours#and they're housemates obvsly so every time they catch each other at home they're like#'gonna k myself. you?' 'gonna k myself. bye.' and immediately fuck off to bed or work#and okay. on one hand. billy knows he's not gods gift to this earth. his dads been telling him that his entire life#but. on the other hand. the only way he's made it this far in life is by making himself god's gift to this earth#so. it's rly hard to not be a cocky little shit at the start of his career#which unfortunately leads to small fuck ups. which leads to big fuck ups.#fuck ups he wont forget and carries with him every day#but once he finds his feet. finds his place. boy oh BOY he was made to work in this field#max didnt follow him on purpose. she rocked up on his door step the second she graduated. if that.#and billy more or less just said. im broke as shit and in so much debt i cant even buy myself a chocolate bar. take the couch#if ur staying longer than a week i want fuckin rent#except his version of rent is max pitching in for dinner and chores and groceries etc and if shes gotsome money to contribute thats cool to#but he's not about to like. kick her out#anyway. one night they're somehow magically all off and free for the first time in months. so they're having a few drinks#and heather's bitching about her job and billy's one upping her with every story#and max is like. bro it probably isn't even that hard. and billy's like. i Dare you.#(they're drunk. billy hasn't even had time to think about alcohol in Months and now he's a lightweight and he's Drunk)#and max. becos she's max. and she's never /not/ ready to prove billy wrong. decides to actually go for it#not like she's got much to lose. except money maybe also free time also mental brain capacity and the will to actually wanna live#but. like. nothing to lose! so she's opening google the next day and figuring out where to start. and before she knows it#she's there baby! she's living medical school hell! it sucks ASS. somehow she doesn't give up!#flash forward like 10 yrs and billy likes to brag that his life's so good that max had to copy him.#ran to california. works in a hospital. daddy issues. etc etc.
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unearthlydream · 1 year ago
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I’m having such a fun lil thought spiral today. Today has been going so well and I’m totally okay and fine and normal about it :,)
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shoelacemeowmeow · 2 days ago
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discovered im not cut out for university even if im studying something i enjoy so after they kick me out im just gonna get a shitty overnight fast food or service station job and then make youtube videos for fun 👍
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mayra-quijotescx · 1 year ago
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by the grace of God, my roommate's minifridge, the two coolers our household owns, and the half of the freezer and 1/3 of the main fridge shelves I commandeered yesterday, I have figured out a somewhat reliable way to chill 140 16.9oz (nice) water bottles over the course of a couple days despite living in an apartment
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babyleostuff · 4 months ago
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gummy bears
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𝜗𝜚 THEME: fluff, established relationship 𝜗𝜚 PAIRING: idol!seungcheol x fem!reader 𝜗𝜚 WORD COUNT: 603
SYNOPSIS: sometimes you find it concerning how well seungcheol knows you
natalia's note: just know that whenever cheol says "baby" it sounds like this "baby" (i died)
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“here you go, baby.” 
seungcheol walked around the couch you were happily occupying, and set the bowl on the table in front of you. 
“you sure you don’t want more ramen?” he sat down next to you with a soft grunt, and immediately put an arm around you. “i can heat up some,” he said, as his other hand travelled to the scar on his leg.  
“i told you,” you sighed, and put your head on cheol’s shoulder, looking up at his big, brown eyes, “if i eat anything else, i’ll literally explode. you give me way too much food, choi seungcheol,” you smiled at him, and put your hand over his, covering his knee with your intertwined fingers. 
“one, don’t call me that. and two, if anything, i give you too little,” he bent his head a little to place a peck on your forehead, “need you to be strong and healthy.” 
you shook your head, and made yourself comfortable on the sofa, now with cheol by your side. it was one of those rare nights when your boyfriend didn’t have to be at work, so you made sure to use your time together to the fullest. first you went grocery shopping, which was always a fun chore when you were together, and decided to make ramen. so not only did you get to fool around in the kitchen but also eat something delicious. 
and now came the time for your favourite (more like cheol’s) part - cuddles. 
if you’d have to describe how your perfect day would look like, you’d describe it just like that. 
reaching for the remote, you noticed the bowl he placed on the table just a minute ago. “what’s that by the way?” you asked.
“your gummies,” he said, not tearing his eyes from the tv. your boyfriend took his job of finding a fitting movie for the night very seriously. 
“gummies?” 
“yeah, the gummy bears. i picked out the, um,” he said, squinting his eyes at the tv, “the yellow, and red ones. you like them the most so i figured i’d just pick them out for you,” he said as a matter of fact, as if your heart didn’t just skip three beats. 
you had this little habit of always picking up a snack after dinner. sometimes it was chocolate, another day it was your favourite biscuits, and sometimes it was gummy bears. you knew seungcheol was aware of your post-dinner routine, usually it was him who took it upon himself to restock your snack drawer whenever it got a tad empty (of course you never asked him to do that, and one day when you said you could do it on your own he just scoffed, and gave you a very unamused look). 
“thank you,” you muttered, suddenly too shy to say anything else. 
no matter how many times he did little thighs like that (and he did them very often), that just showed how well he knew you, how much he cared about you to notice which gummy bears you like the most - it never failed to make your heart beat a little faster, never failed to make you feel loved, feel seen. 
“of course,” he said like it was nothing, and pecked your forehead again. because it truly was nothing to him. it wasn't a chore, or something he felt like he was obligated to do as your boyfriend - his acts of service were as natural as breathing for coups. 
“you want one?” you picked up a red bear, ready to share with your boyfriend. 
“no, but thank you baby. they’re all yours.”
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agayconcept · 2 years ago
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katsu2ji · 4 months ago
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love language — k. bakugou
a/n: i will always die for soft katsuki. always always always.
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katsuki has never been good with words.
over the years he has tried—and failed—to be a smooth talker with you. when you guys first started dating, it took him forever just speak to you, let alone say something charming and sweep you off your feet. as you've both gotten older, he has accepted that he simply is not that kind of guy.
however, he's found other ways to show he loves you; ways that are so ingrained in your relationship that it's hard to imagine a day without him in your life.
if he has to go in for work earlier than you, he'll cook breakfast before he leaves, knowing exactly what you like and how you like it. if he makes himself a lunch the night before, you'll find a matching bento box on the kitchen counter with a sticky note that says "don't forget to eat something, idiot. love you." your waterbottle is sitting next to it, along with another sticky note. "i don't need you passing out on me." if you guys get a chance to eat a meal together that day, he always gives you the plate with more food, especially if it's your favorite. you pretend not to notice, of course.
he's all casual affections and intimacy. if you guys are about to go out, he'll stop you to zip up your jacket and adjust your sleeves, making sure you're warm. if he's grocery shopping and passes your favorite flowers he won't hesitate to get them for you. it's a random tuesday night and you ask why he got them, but he just shrugs his shoulders, pretending not to stare at the smile on your face as he watches you take a picture of them in their vase on the kitchen counter. he idly plays with your hands in his lap while you're both watching a movie, having every fine line on the palm of your hand memorized. he's thankful for the dark room hiding the slight blush on his cheeks; after all this time, he's still lovesick.
for awhile, he felt bad about being unable to just simply say everything he wanted. he felt like his inability to write you a long, sweet note, or verbally cheer you up after a long day made him a bad partner. he felt as though his words were too gruff coming out of his own mouth, no matter how softly he may have meant them to be. he believed that he was all hard edges, feeling too rough for the affection that he desperately wanted to give to you.
you, of course, would beg to differ. him getting creative with his ways of saying "i love you" makes his affections all the more sweeter. it reminds you of how observant he is. how he's always listening, even when you think he isn't. it reminds you that he loves you, and that just because he's not shouting it from the rooftops, it doesn't make it any less true.
so yes, he's not very good with words. but he's managed to find other ways to show his love for you. besides, they always said that actions speak louder than words, didn't they?
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beehop · 2 years ago
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i can’t have dairy 2 hours before or after the antibiotics i’m on for the double ear infection from hell and i was like “oh no big deal” until i realized i eat a lot more dairy than i thought and the pill makes me nauseous if i eat it without food
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murderballadeer · 1 year ago
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mutual 1: got a basket of apples at the grocery store today
mutual 2: do you think they ever... [picture of joan crawford and barbara stanwyck]
mutual 3: i need to quit my job
mutual 4: i'm crying i wish i was his best friend [photo of phil ochs circa 1964]
mutual 5: [joan baez spotify link]
mutual 6: [picture of a sunlit kitchen]
mutual 7: i need to fuck that old man so bad it makes me look stupid [picture of woody guthrie]
mutual 8: need to fuck that old man so bad it makes me look stupid [picture of vincent price]
mutual 9: all those posts about how it's holy or whatever to drive your friends to the airport are so stupid stop trying to make everything sound fake deep
mutual 10: driving your friends to the airport is holy
mutual 11: he's like a grandpa to me [picture of leonard cohen circa 2010)
mutual 12: i want him so bad [picture of leonard cohen circa 1969]
mutual 13: [salman toor painting]
mutual 14: [ursula k. leguin quote]
mutual 15: i think i'll spend $300 on a banjo today
mutual 16: [townes van zandt spotify link]
mutual 17: men should be crying and covered in blood
mutual 18: every time a girl shaves her bush an angel dies
mutual 19: i need to trap him in a maze like a lab rat [picture of bob dylan]
mutual 20: he's not a character from a 19th century russian novel he's my best friend
mutual 21: he's like a lesbian to me [picture of bruce springsteen wearing denim on denim]
mutual 22: [entirety of the lyrics to so long marianne by leonard cohen]. if you even care
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