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zvdvdlvr · 2 years ago

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fluff alphabet ( sodapop curtis )

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A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Your attention to detail. you know when somethings wrong, through that carefree façade, and you'll coax an explanation outta him.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Your hands, bruh. He loves watching you light your cigarettes, loves watching you fuck up the Socs that talk shit about pony and other people close to you, loves watching you lace your fingers with his, loves watching you.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Sodapop Curtis likes to smother or be smothered. Will 100% lay on tip of you if you let him, and is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% willing to have you lay on top of him. In all seriousness, Soda really don't give a fuck whatever y'all are doin as long as ur both together

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Soda will do just about anything with you, so you've got a variety of things you could both do. Personally, Soda really likes when you find some nice grassy field and you're all wrapped up in his jacket or whatever, and you're talking about whatever-the-fuck comes to mind

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

Soda is one to wallow in their feelings before doing something impulsive, so you'd be given little to no warning whatever he's doing if he's upset (angry/sad)

Soda feeling cuddly and lovey is a different situation entirely. This guy is clingy and simping and jesus im overwhelmed thinking about the love he smothers you in 😣💞

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Personally, Soda wouldn't be too opposed to having kids, biological or not. He will definitely bust his ass to give his kid the opportunities he didn't/couldn't have, and would the kind of father a lot of people would want

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

With the minimal amount of money this man gets, there is no doubt in my mind he would try his very best to get you a CD or book you've been eyeing

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

ALWAYS, MEIN GOTT. Just hold his hand. He likes it and dgaf if someone says smth to him about it. Soda believes if you truly love someone than you wont be afraid to show that love (and Soda's love language is touch idgaf)

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Angry. Angry at whoever decided to fuck with the gang (everyone loves you, especially bc you're Johnny's second fave person ever)

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Like a lot of members in the gang, Soda leans to joking rather than pranking. You both have a lot of inside jokes, and he loves just randomly bringing up said inside joke to see your smile.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Mans puts effort into kissing you its pretty endearing. The way he pants into your mouth suring a makeout sesh is 😏😏😩😩😩😍😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭❤❤❤ and then he whines and pulls you closer than humanly possible with his hands on the back of your neck. i- 🥵🥵🥵❤❤🤭😍😏😍😍🤭😩🤭😩🤭😍💍💍😇😇😇💒💒💒🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🛐🛐🛐🛐

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

By affirmation and physical touch

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

First kiss together. No details.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Soda's worst fears: you/Darry/Pony walking out of his life with no warning and school

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

bros kinda a worrywort

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

he calls you: babe, baby, doll, pretty girl/boy, angel

you call him: pepsi cola, babe, Coca-Cola, baby, sweetheart,

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Smoking

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

-You Found Me by The Fray

-Freaks by Surf Cruise

-Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Will answer almost any question you ask him

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

A year maybe? All depends on your resolve

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

Well absolutely bust ass to help him, and will absolutely annihilate anyone that says jack shit about him. He'll get real quiet and only ease up if you or his brothers are there to comfort him.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

He's proud that he can call you his. He loves showing you off, even if you insist theres nothing to show off.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Is confident in your ability to fight if you are, but will always look out for you. Soda will definitely fight for you. no comment

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Pretty well, actually. He would observe you for a while before you started dating, and would definitely pick up subtle hints from your body language

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

By proposing to you with a ring pop and then if you said yes you would both go buy a ring

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

you, smoking, sleeping.

xXx

sodapop curtis taglist:

@orphan--obliterator

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sillytaetime · 2 years ago

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Taehyung Fluff A-Z

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A= Attractive (what do they find attractive about the other?)

Tae finds the amount of passion you have for your job and the things you love the most attractive on you.

B= Babies (do they want a family? why or why not?)

We all know Tae wants a family. I think the settled number of kids between the 2 of you would be 3 or 4. He just wants to show you how much he loves and cares for you and your family, he wants so many kids because he has so much love to give.

C= Cuddles (how do they cuddle?)

Tae isn’t too much of a cuddler. When he’s having a bad day, he would love to come home and crawl into your arms. Let’s be honest here, Tae just likes to be anywhere in your presence.

D= Dates (what are dates with him like?)

Tae would take you on dates for your anniversary’s. like, 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 2 years, etc. At each anniversary, the gifts he brings you would slowly get more and more expensive until one day he gets you a ring and asks you to be his wife.

E= Everything; you are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world.. etc.)

You are my everything.

F= Feelings (when did he know he was in love?)

Tae knew he was in love with you when he took you to an aquarium for a date and you stared at the sea creatures with amazement. (He thought you looked adorable, and he couldn’t wait to have more dates like this!)

G= Gentle (are they gentle? if so, how?)

I think Tae is the gentlest member tbh. None of them would obviously treat you like glass, but Tae wouldn’t rough around with you very much, he just doesn’t like seeing you in pain (especially if it’s because of him).

H= Hold hands (how does he hold hands/ how much? does he like it?)

Ill just say this, he hasn’t put your hand down since the second you said yes to being his girlfriend.

I= Impression (his/your first impression/s)

Obviously, he thought you were beautiful, but he also thought you looked really smart and generous. The second he saw you he knew he would regret it if he didn’t ask you out (who would say no tho?).

J= Joker (is he into pulling pranks?)

He pulls pranks on the members a lot with you around, but he never purposely pulls pranks on you. One time, he and Jungkook were in the middle of a prank battle and when you came home, you got covered in shaving cream.

“OMGGG babieee!!! im soooo sorryyyyyyy that was meant for Jungkook!!!”

Of course, you accepted his apology, but he stopped pulling pranks after that day bc he didn’t want to accidentally prank you again.

K= Kisses (how does he kiss?)

Tell me you have a kissing addiction without telling me you have a kissing addiction. Man has an addiction to your lips. He NEVER, I repeat, NEVER leaves your lips alone. The boys even tell him to tone it down when they’re around.

L= Little things (what little things does he love/notice?)

He notices how you treat Yeontan like your child. You don’t ignore Yeontan (who would) and sometimes Tae feels second place to his own dog bc you love that dog sm.

M= Memory (his favorite memory with you)

Definitely the aquarium date. Nothing will beat that, not even your wedding day.

N= Nickel (does he spoil you?)

He spoils you with love and affection so why would you need his money? He does however, like spending money on you so a lot of your dates can also be just going to shopping centers and buying the whole stores.

O= Orange (what color reminds him of you?)

Orange reminds him of you because the color often gives a feeling of warmth and energy. You're such a warm and easy going person and Tae loves it.

P= Pet names (what pet names does he use for you?)

Baby (mutual); Taetae (you to him); Nae sarang (him to you)

Q= Questions (what questions is he always asking you?)

"Are you happy?" He just worries that he's not enough for you and he wants you to be happy.

R= Remember (his favorite memory of you?)

It's a tie between the aquarium date and whenever you play with kids. Both times, you were adorable.

S= Sad (how does he cheer you up?)

He cuddles and tries to make you giggle. Sometimes if he can't make you giggle, he gives you a shoulder to cry on so you can just cry it out, sometimes he's a listener and just listens to your problems while comforting you.

T= Talking (what do you guys talk about)

Your future. You guys often talk about the future you guys have. He likes to be on the same page.

U= Universe; use a metaphor, what are they to each other? (e.g. he was the universe, ever-changing and mysterious)

"This relationship is my compass, it shows me where I belong".

V= Very ____; their thoughts about each other (e.g. she’s very smart, he’s very stubborn, they’re very annoying etc.)

He's very weird.

She's very adorable.

W= Why (reasons why he loves you)

He love you because you are you. You don't change for anyone and he loves it.

X= Xylophone (what’s your song?)

Yummy by Justin Bieber.

Y= You are the ____ to my ____ (e.g. you are the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

You are the light to my dark tunnel.

Z= Zebra (what pet would you two adopt together?)

Why adopt a pet when he has Yeontan?

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farmnap · 4 years ago

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Fluff Alphabet-Sapnap

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

He likes your humor. He likes your beauty. He loves everything about you. Mostly, though, he loves your kindness. You are just so nice to him. You hold him, whisper sweet things to him, and make him feel like its all alright.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

He definitely wants a family, obviously not anytime soon though. He believes that he’d be a good father and that you’d be a good parent as well. He doesn’t tell you this, but sometimes he dreams about having a child, their little hands and feet. He goes through baby fever like every two months.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

He prefers to hold you most of the time, it makes him feel like he’s protecting you. He will spoon you most nights or hold your head to his chest and wrap his other arm around your body. Sometimes tho he lets you lay on top of him and just sleep. He likes your weight on him, thin or not.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

i assume they'd be chill or more just hangouts. Like going to an arcade or an escape room. If it was a special occasion, birthday or anniversary, he’d take you to a fancy restaurant. He’d hate getting dressed up and eating food that isn’t worth the money, but he’d do it forever if it meant he got to see you happy.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

My lifeline. You make his world turn and his heart keep beating. Everything he does is for you (In a non weird obsession way) he just wants you to be happy

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

He knew he was in love when you showed up at his house to hold him after he sounded upset on a call. that's it, no questions asked, you were just there.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

He’s so gentle it’s almost infuriating to you because sometimes he wont even touch you. Like when y’all first started dating, he wouldn't hold your hand because he didn’t want to squeeze to much. He wouldn’t cuddle you because he didn’t want to suffocate you. He treats you like a doll

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

after he got over the hand holding fear stated previously, he holds your hand tightly, almost afraid to let go. He holds your hand whenever he can: in the store, in bed, on walks, in the car, on dates. He always has his hand in yours.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

His first impression of you was probably about your appearance. He’s only a 20 okay so he probably looked at your butt or chest first. Obviously when he actually talked to you, he would realize you were funny and nice. But yeah, purely physical at first.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

omfg yes. He gets so jealous. Sapnap’s not the kind of bf to get like toxic or rude when jealous tho. He just gets insecure and sad.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

You kissed him first, he was way too nervous to make the first move. He kisses you softly and with his hands on your cheeks. He loves holding you when you kiss, holding you close. Once Y’all are more comfortable with each other he may even put his hand on your neck while kissing you. It makes him all giddy.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

He would say it first, on accident. probably after being intimate and having you on his chest. Too lost in his mind, it just comes out.

“I love you”

“What?”

It scared both of you at first but then you smile and cuddled closer. It didn’t matter to him if you said it back right then or not, he knew you cared for him.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

When you guys stayed in on your 6 month anniversary. The plan was to go out and eat at this super fancy place but you guys missed the reservation. Instead of being sad, you guys stayed home and watched a bunch if princess movies and cuddled. It was sweet and the first time y’all actually just hung out.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

He doesn’t spoil you too much actually. He knows you can buy your own stuff and doesn’t try to take over if you don't ask him too. BUT on special occasions you are getting everything you even look at. he once dropped about 2,000 dollars on jewelry as a gift on your birthday.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Pastel yellow. Its a color of friendship and trust, which is what your relationship is built on.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

He uses the usual babe a lot, i cant see him using darling im sorry. He also 100% uses baby and sweetheart. Honey is also used. But mostly he would use variations of your name.

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

He likes castles and royalty. Obviously there is still queens and stuff but he loves the whole castle fantasy. He thinks about being a knight in shining armor to save you.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

He uses this as an excuse to stay in bed and cuddle. Like that’s all he would want to do. No food, no responsibilities, just snuggling.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

When he was single he would just sleep or eat. We’ve all been there and there's nothing wrong with it. But now that he has you he would rant to you or cry. If you were upset he would listen to any and all problems you had without comment. He would just be there for what ever you needed.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

he talks about school, his family, his friends, and a shit ton of random Minecraft. Even if you got sick of it, you stick around bc he’s cute when passionate.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

in the most respectful way, he likes to have sex. it makes him happy and calms him down. Obviously if you weren’t feeling it, he wouldn’t make you and would go for just kisses and cuddles, also watching Moana bc he loves that movie.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

he shows off his set up and shoes. He splurges on those things and will be damned if the whole world doesn't know.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

He wouldn't propose for a while and surely not until y’all are both out of college and stuff but when he does its a whole thing. He takes you to a beach saying something like, “I heard the boardwalk food is amazing” or something like that. He would probably invite dream along to record and also being there for the biggest moment of his life. Obviously, you say yes and its so cute.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

(I’m sorry about this one I’m not a big music person)

"I'm Gonna Love You Through It" by Martina McBride is what i picked bc he would always be there no matter what, he just loves so much

Y = Yikes (Do they ever mess up in the relationship?)

Sapnap has made many many mistakes. He can be rude sometimes without even realizing it, he can spend more time with George than you, he can ignore you for a week for something petty. Thankfully, he comes to his senses after a while and talks to you about it. He tries to be as good as he can and communicate to you but he’s not perfect.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

oml he would beg you for a dog everyday! he just wants a German Shepard named Bently is that too much to ask?

#sapnap #sapnap x reader #sapnap smut #dream mcyt #mcyt

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softieteez · 3 years ago

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a-z with ivy

“aye man, i’m just livin’”

“ateez, UNITE”

“ASSHOLE”

“boy i will slap you silly!”

“billie I-Leash”

“bubble POP”

“butt” *pokes yeosangs butt*

“cash money”

“cut the bullshit” *flashes flashlight in seonghwa’s face*

“dude, you trippin?”

“discompinue” (trying to say discontinue)

“egg man”

“eh, he’s seen better days i guess”

“excuse me gentlemen”

“everybody say NOOOOOO”

“fairies ARE real. look at hongjoong oppa.”

“goodnight bitchessss”

“good god mingi! you can’t just walk up to short people like that!”

“hello LA”

“how the hell-“

“hear you can see jongho the bear in his natural habitat”

“hongjoong-ah” “yah! you wanna go to my room when we get home?!” *ivy runs*

“i cant hear you over my awesomeness”

“i just smacked wooyoung, hello!”

“i am ivy yes yes”

“JUST DO IT YOU LOSER”

“just talked to my therapist, i guess i’m getting worse so that’s cool”

“jesus can’t save you now youre an atheist”

“kill me”

“kites are high”

“korean is not my strong suit” *literally fluent in korean???*

“lick-“

“little boy” *points at yunho????*

“long ass ride”

“my mom told me not to talk to strange men” *walks away from san*

“mario could never”

“mingi. up” *piggy back ride time*

“no i will not marry you. i’m simply living in the moment”

“north Dakota still exists? AND SOUTH?”

“oh my god, i think i might die” *she took a drink of jongho’s coffee*

“osteoporosis”

“occasionally i like to hit the boys”

“PLAY MARIO KART WITH ME”

“party in the- wait. party in korea”

“please stop asking about my brother guys, hongjoong told you not to look at other oppa’s”

“quarter pounders are yummy in my tummy”

“QUIT THAT YOU SINNERS” *yunho and mingi dancing sexy together*

“right so i’m leaving ateez now” *after seonghwa acted cute*

“reading is therapeutic. unless you can’t read.”

“sit next to me sannie oppa” *san sits next to wooyoung* “this is mingi is my favorite”

“sup whores”

“somi is actually the love of my life so”

“TOUCH ME TEASE ME FEEL ME UP-“

“today, i will piss off my members”

“under the table you go”

“uh-huh, and what made you think you could take my food?”

“uhm, oppa” *all the boys turn to her* “oh i have choices now”

“visit my castle anytime in between 1-4 pm”

“victor” “who’s victor?” “shut up yunho im thinking”

“women.”

“wooyoung-ah!” *wooyoung ignores her* “wooyoung oppa!” “yes lovely?”

“xylophone” *picks up a flute???*

“yoooo” *woosan being woosan in front of her*

“yunho’s good at twerking”

“zebra! wanna join ateez?” *at the zoo*

“Z for itzy” *the boys look at her weirdly* “i-i mean ateez. a to z heh”

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k0kichiimagines · 4 years ago

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happy birthday saeran choi!! my love!! him!! anyways i did a fluff alphabet for him <3 under the cut

also its technically the 12th here :( sorry

- mod kichi who yes is a 707 kinnie too

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

your kindness, you respect towards him in trusting him and letting him make choices. in terms of physically he likes your lips, and your eyes.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

its canon he wants a baby, either biologically or via adoption :) i feel like he'd want to wait though, he has healing to do and he wants to experience life a bit, and then raise a child. he would be a very gentle father, and make sure they experience everything he didnt get to.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

he likes being face to face, getting to see you - sweethearts cradle if im not wrong? but honestly? he doesnt mind

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

he has a lot he wants to see, and he'll want to take you everywhere,, a lot of cloud gazing (gave me flashbacks to UP), nature dates,

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

"you are my life / soul / world / happiness"

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

God, he knew when you were both in that damn cult. and he hated it, he wanted to deny it, Unknown wanted to deny it, Ray didn't understand it. but his racing heart and pink cheeks said otherwise

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

so gentle! especially since he feels a lot of guilt over how suit saeran treated you. even if hes being playful, like tickling you or tough housing, theres always this softness to it

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

he loves it! he always has his hands brushing against yours, wrapping a little finger around yours. its like silent love

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

that you were pretty but a bit too trusting, or perhaps you didnt care much what happened to you... you interested him

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

he trusts you, however there will be moments he doubts himself and his worth. he may stay silent, or he may gently explain his feelings - not in a way to make you feel bad or cut ties with someone but just to communicate

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

canonly you did! hes not a very good kisser, youre his first, but they're sweet anyways :) and he gets better with time !! there's always this softness to them, like he sees you as something so precious you may wilt away if he's too rough

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

i feel like it was him canonically? it was a lot for him, it may just be words but it was new and it was terrifying

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

probably the first while after his after ending, just you him and saeyoung, finding his freedom for the first time. it was a rough time, but his first tastes of happiness

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

he's not exactly rich, despite saeyoung insisting they share the money he's saved up, but i feel like he would get you things! little things, flowers, jewellery youve had your eye on, small but meaningful gifts he hopes you'll enjoy

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

probably your favourite colour/s

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

darling, love, my love, sweetheart, flower, petal, different flower names, my hope

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

books, flowers, etc,, honestly he prefers most non modern things

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

honestly he likes the rain, he'd use his time to find something to do - read a book, watch something. he has so much he wants to experience he doesnt get bored in the rain.

i can see him going out at least once, getting his clothes soaked and having to have a bath afterwards, at risk of getting a cold the next day

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

he bottles up a lot, tries to seem happy,, he'll slip back into his irritable moods at rare times, and you'll find him hidden away in corners with tear stained cheeks. he has panic attacks a lot too

however, he does get therapy and help, ans he will try his best to explain his feelings to you as well. a few times he may want you or saeyoung with him, or even just waiting outside.

when you're upset he'll take tips you gave him back to you, if you dont want to talk then try distract you and etc

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

everything! seriously! his passions and hobbies, yours, everything and nothing, he loves it

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

his flowers, being with you, baths, cooking

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

his flowers!!

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

he'd want to discuss marriage, make sure you want to and you're both ready. he'd take you on a nice date, somewhere you like, buy you ice cream, and he'd ask you once you were alone, with a bouquet of hand chosen flowers, each with a special meaning.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Line Without A Hook

Mr Loverman

Meant To Be Yours (not healthy but)

Him (james marriott's one!! its one of my favourite songs!! especially reverbed and slowed)

And more i cant think of

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

yes!! especially since its something his parents never did (i dont even think they dated?), it feels like securing something, a reassurance you'll be together.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

,,bias again its a cat. cats are perfect for him, they need attention and care and play at times, but equally not a huge amount and constantly,, especially if its one that likes sleeping on his lap

they might dig up his plants though :(

#saeran x reader #saeran choi x reader #mystic messenger x reader #mystic messenger imagines #saeran choi #fluff

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writemywaytoyourheart · 4 years ago

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Aim For The Heart Chapter 4: New and Old

Pairing: hitman!jk x female reader

Genre: E2L, romance, drama, angst

WC: 3.5k im sorry she’s short :(

Warnings for this chapter: strong language, jk is a lying sh*t, a knife is mentioned but not used, alcohol consumption

Tag list; @hopekookies @moonchild1 @barbellastyles98 @teresaisla @ggukkieland @mwitsmejk @scuzmunkie @sugaslittlekookies @jaebeomsblackgf @moon-asia @yoonchrisgullwrites @armyhollander

summary; Jeon Jungkook is an infamous hitman, known for his inability to fail at whatever job is thrown his way. At least, up until now. Y/n, a kind-hearted and full of life teacher, is his newest target. Jeon isn’t sure who would put a hit on this seemingly innocent girl, but fortunately, that isn’t his problem. All he has to do is pull the trigger.

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"What made you want to be a teacher?" Jungkook asks as the two of you stroll over to a trashcan to throw away your trash.

"I've j-just always loved working with k-kids," You say with a bright smile. "I guess I th-thought why not teach? Y-You know?" You look up at him and he nods.

You turn to look around you, then you get distracted and point to an ice cream stand, "Ohh, I'll b-buy us some ice cream."

Jungkook shrugs, "Sure."

You do your little run over to the stand and Jungkook finds himself biting back a laugh. He catches himself though, why the hell are you laughing? She's trying to throw you off track.

Jungkook hurries over when you wave to him.

Keep your head on straight, Jungkook.

"W-What kind would you like, J-Jungkook?" You ask sweetly, watching him with big eyes.

Jungkook clears his throat and glances at the menu, "Uh, I'll take a scoop of mint chocolate chip."

You walk up to the man at the stand, he smiles when he recognizes the girl that always stops by his stand for a scoop of ice cream.

"Hello!" You say cheerfully and the man bows, "Hello again, missy! What can I get for you today?"

"Mm, c-can I please get one s-scoop of-" You turn back to Jungkook, "You sure y-you only want o-one scoop?"

Jungkook nods and smiles, but again, the smile doesn't quite reach his eyes.

You turn back and finish your order, "One s-scoop of mint chocolate ch-chip and two scoops of p-plain chocolate please."

The kind man nods and makes your order quickly, then you hand him your card. After he swipes it, he hands it back to you along with your two ice creams.

Before you can grab them though, Jungkook's arms wrap around from behind you and he snags them.

You feel your heartbeat increase and try to control your breathing. Jungkook is unaffected as he simply smiles at you and hands you your chocolate ice cream when you turn around.

"Thank you," Jungkook says before taking a big bite.

You smile, hoping your cheeks aren't as red as they feel, "Y-You're welcome."

You two continue on your walk, both of you eating your ice cream and making small conversation, then you take Jungkook by surprise when you suddenly speak up with a mouthful of ice cream and a very random question.

"Do you w-want to have kids in the f-future?" You ask casually as if that isn't an intrusive question at all.

Jungkook swallows the bite he had in his mouth, "Uh, I haven't really thought about it much. But, probably not."

"Why n-not?" You ask, very curious.

Jungkook clears his throat awkwardly, "I don't know...I just-... I don't think I'm cut out to have kids."

Why the hell is he having this conversation with one of his targets?

If a few weeks ago he could see himself now, he'd disown his own self.

"I think y-you would make a g-great father." You say in a matter-of-fact tone, "I just h-have a feeling."

"Uh, thanks." Jungkook takes another bite of ice cream, he needs to get the attention off of himself and quick. "What about you?" He asks stupidly.

"Oh, I want to h-have lots of k-kids." You say with a dreamy smile on your face, "I can't wait to be a m-mother."

Your words turn his stomach to rot as it twists inside of him. He looks down at his melting chocolate chip ice cream, a feeling he doesn't understand swirling inside him. He stares intently at the green blob in his cup, trying not to put too much thought into what you said.

"D-Did I say something wrong?" You ask quietly when you realize how silent he's become. He looks at you and notices that you have chocolate around your mouth from your cold treat.

Jungkook just shakes his head, "No, it isn't you." He mumbles as he looks away.

You both finish your ice cream in silence as you walk down the path through the park.

After you take your last bite, you walk over and toss your cup into a trashcan, Jungkook right behind you.

"Now what should we do?" Jungkook asks you, trying to forget about the previous conversation.

"Mm," You put your hand to your chin, your eyes squinting in thought, "Do y-you like to p-play games?"

Jungkook nods, "Yeah, sure."

"Ok!" Then you take off running, making Jungkook jog to keep up with you. Once you make it to the arcade you had gone to last week, you stop and turn to smile at Jungkook.

"D-Does this look fun t-to you?" You ask hopefully.

Jungkook nods again, then he moves to go inside. You follow him, but he doesn't hold the door open for you, so you have to catch it before it hits you.

When you go in, you see Jungkook standing there waiting for you. "W-What do you want to p-play?" You ask awkwardly. This outing had started off good, but now you're starting to feel out of place around him and you don't like that feeling.

Jungkook fakes a smile and shrugs, "I don't care."

"Um, o-ok." You look around the arcade before picking a game and heading over to it. You grab the little puck on the air hockey table and gesture for Jungkook to go to the other side. He moves over and gets into position.

You hit the puck and he hits it back, immediately dodging your block as the puck slides right into the goal on your side. You huff out a breath in annoyance and glance up to see Jungkook smirking.

Ok, it's on boy.

Then you smack the puck suddenly, catching Jungkook off guard as it hits the side of the air hockey table and skims past him before he can catch it. When it goes into the goal on his side, you see him look up at you in shock and you send him a smirk of your own.

"That was lucky," He scoffs.

You nod innocently, "Oh y-yeah, probably."

Jungkook takes the puck and sets it on the table, faking a move before hitting it the other way. You block it effortlessly, sending it straight back to his side as he grunts in frustration.

You two go at it for a few minutes, Jungkook hitting the puck furiously and you calmly blocking and sending it back. Eventually, Jungkook sighs and hangs his head when you've blocked his recent moves more than five times in a row.

You're tied on points and now neither of you are getting anywhere.

"W-Want to call it?" You ask, sensing his frustration.

Jungkook purses his lips, his competitive nature wanting to do nothing but annihilate you in this blasted game. But alas, you're apparently a lot better at this game than he had anticipated.

So, he sighs again and nods, "Yeah, let's call it a tie."

You walk around the table and stick your hand out to him. Jungkook hesitates, then he takes your hand.

"T-Tie." You say while smiling, shaking his hand up and down.

Jungkook grimaces, then pulls his hand back, "Ok, now what?"

"I picked th-the first game. N-Now, you have to p-pick." You say with a sneaky smile.

Jungkook looks around the arcade, then he points to a game with two fake guns sitting in front of a large screen. "How about that one?"

You don't really like those types of games, but it's Jungkook's turn to pick and if that's what he wants to do, then you'll just go along with it.

So, you nod and follow him over to it.

Jungkook smiles to himself as he grabs one of the guns, there's no way she's gonna beat me at this one.

He looks over and sees you grab the other gun cautiously, it looks huge in your hands compared to him holding one.

Jungkook bites back another less than kind laugh seeing the look of uncertainty on your face. "Ready?" He asks casually.

You nod and heft the gun up, trying your best to keep it steady.

The game starts and there's instantly a bunch of zombies on the screen. You aim and shoot as best you can, but you're barely hitting anything.

But right next to you, Jungkook single-handedly takes out more than half the crowd in less than a minute. You manage to hit a few zombies before the game ends. At least you think you did.

KILL COUNT: 2

The words flash across your side of the screen in bold red letters. You look over at Jungkook's screen and gasp at the letters flashing on his side.

KILL COUNT: 43

"Wow, y-you're really good at th-this game." You say in astonishment.

Jungkook shrugs cockily, "That wasn't my best."

You nod absentmindedly, then you point at a claw machine in the middle of the arcade. "Oh, l-look!" You jump up and down in excitement.

Jungkook sighs when you rush over to the pink claw machine full of stuffies and candy. You pay his annoyance no mind as you immediately start getting your money out to try and get the kitten stuffie.

"Look at it J-Jungkook, it's s-so cute!" You turn to him with a pout and the biggest puppy dog eyes he's ever seen.

He tears his eyes away to look at the kitten stuffie sitting there, "Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not gonna get that."

Your pout deepens, "R-Really?"

"Yeah, not in a million years."

"Why n-not?" You huff, looking more and more like a disappointed child.

Jungkook scoffs, "Those machines are designed to steal your money. You're not meant to have even a chance at getting the prize you want."

"Oh," You look crestfallen as you stare at the little kitten that seems to be looking back at you, pleading you to get it out of that stuffy old box and bring it home with you, "That's m-mean."

"That's just the way the world works," Jungkook says simply, hoping you'll give up and pick a different game, "Everything is about money."

"Not e-everything." You counter, finally peeling your eyes away from the little toy to look at him.

Jungkook cocks an eyebrow but you continue anyway, "Not everyone d-does stuff for m-money. Some p-people care about other's f-feelings."

He laughs in disbelief, "If that's the way you see the world, you're in for a nasty surprise as you meet more people and see the real world."

"If you always l-look at the world the way y-you do, you won't be v-very happy." You say back, then you turn on your heel and go off on a search for more games.

Jungkook watches you in surprise, he didn't think you'd actually stand up for yourself and clap back with something like that.

Huh.

Jungkook squints at you, the plan going through his head again before he hurries to catch up.

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"T-Today was fun. Th-Thank you, Jungkook."

You're standing at your front door, having just unlocked it.

Jungkook nods, his lips pressed together before he says hesitantly, "We should hang out again sometime."

You smile and nod, "I'd l-like that."

"Well, goodnight," Jungkook says quickly before turning and hurrying down the stairs. You watch him disappear behind the corner before turning and going inside.

You set your bag down and yawn, stretching your arms above your head. You stretch a little more before moving to your room to get dressed for bed. Pulling out one of your nightgowns, you make quick work of changing into it. Then you go to the bathroom to do your nighttime routine.

By the time you're climbing into bed, your eyelids feel like they're being weighed down by a ton of bricks.

You pull the covers up to your chin, cuddling into the warmth of your comforter. The giant octopus stuffie next to you is quickly pulled into your side as you wrap your legs around it and squeeze it tightly.

"Mm, goodnight." You whisper to it before you slip into a deep slumber.

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Jungkook drags himself up the stairs to his apartment, his feet killing him. The target dragged him around half the city and the entire arcade today, and he's gonna have to do it all over again until he can earn her full trust.

Never again will he underestimate the simplicity of a target.

She might be the dumbest person he's ever met, but she sure is a handful when it comes to trying to finish his job.

Jungkook pulls out his keys, fumbling with them for a second before he realizes something is off. He looks closer at the door lock and sees a few scratches on it.

The fuck?

Jungkook quietly pulls out a little knife he keeps in his back pocket at all times when carrying a gun around isn't the smartest decision.

Then as gently as he can, he puts his keys in the lock, turning it as slowly as he can.

When he pushes the door open slowly, it creaks.

The light from the hallway floods into his studio apartment, showing how truly dark it is inside. Not a single light is on.

He always leaves his kitchen light on when he goes out.

Jungkook stands up to his full height as he opens the door the rest of the way. He steps inside, then everything that happens next happens in a matter of seconds.

An arm comes from behind him and wraps around his neck.

Jungkook grabs the forearm of the intruder and lifts himself before bringing himself back down and flipping them over his shoulder. A loud thump sounds as the assailant hits his floor with a pained grunt.

Jungkook leaps on them and wrestles the man to the ground again before straddling his chest. Jungkook pins one of the man's arms with one of his feet and the other he grips tightly in his hand.

"Who sent you?" Jungkook growls.

His small knife is pressed to the neck of the person whose chest is now starting to shake. Jungkook can't see his face in the dark but he can tell he's definitely laughing.

"Shit, boy," The man groans, "You've gotten a hell of a lot stronger."

Jungkook's breath releases at the sound of a familiar voice. He leans back, releasing the young man's arms but still sitting atop his chest.

"Fucking hell, Taehyung."

"Hello to you too, kid."

Jungkook rolls his eyes at that but doesn't move.

Taehyung pushes at Jungkook roughly, "You've also gotten heavier. Get the fuck off my chest, asshole. The fuck are you doing anyway? Trying to seduce me?"

Jungkook laughs but finally gets off of the man lying on the floor in pain.

"You wish," He retorts as he moves to flip the kitchen light on, making Taehyung squint and hiss in annoyance.

"Fuck off, fatass," Taehyung growls, making Jungkook laugh again.

Jungkook walks over and offers the older boy his hand, but the other just smacks it away and proceeds to get off the floor on his own.

Jungkook shuts the front door and locks it, "You still suck at picking locks."

Taehyung rolls his eyes, "Yeah, I'm a little rusty, whatever."

Moving to the fridge, Jungkook opens it to pull out a bottle of soju, then he gestures for Taehyung to take a seat on the couch.

The older boy listens begrudgingly.

"What are you doing here anyway, Tae?" Jungkook asks as he opens the bottle and hands it to his friend.

"I have a hit around here," Tae says simply, "Knew you'd let me stay a few days."

Taehyung is always on the go. He's never in one place for long, so he tends to stay with people he knows when he gets a hit that'll take a little longer than usual.

Jungkook knows this, so he isn't surprised.

"Yeah, whatever. Next time just ask me, don't break into my home, dumbass." Jungkook says before snagging the bottle and taking a long swig. After he swallows he continues, "I almost killed you."

Tae snatches the bottle back, "You're no match for me, little shit. I let you win."

Jungkook snorts but lets it go. Honestly, he could be right.

Among all of the hitmen he's ever met, young and old, new and experienced, Kim Taehyung is by far the best.

He gets hundreds of hits every year.

Jungkook is glad he's on his good side. He'd hate to be on the other side of whatever weapon Tae decides to use at that time.

"So, who's your hit?" He asks his older friend curiously.

Tae takes another drink, hissing as the liquid warms his throat and stomach.

"Mr. Chen."

He smirks at the look of shock on the younger's face.

"Why you so surprised, kid?" Tae asks, tapping Jungkook's nose with his finger. Jungkook flinches back in irritation making him laugh, "You shocked you weren't hired to kill him yourself?"

Jungkook shakes his head, "No, stupid. Just surprised the bastard is still alive. I thought he would've been a hit a long time ago."

Tae nods, "Piece of shit deserves to be twenty feet under, that's for damn sure. I'm glad I get to be the one to do it."

Jungkook takes the bottle from Tae for another sip.

They sit in silence for a few minutes before Jungkook sets the bottle of soju on the coffee table and stands up, groaning.

"Ok, well your ass is sleeping on the couch. You get in my bed while I'm sleeping like the pervert you are, I'll kill you." He points at Taehyung threateningly.

Tae just chuckles and man spreads on the sofa, "Sure thing, JK."

"I'm taking a shower, you're welcome to take one after me. Ramen is in the kitchen, make yourself some food."

"Wow, JK. You're a wonderful host, I should've come here sooner." Tae smiles cockily and Jungkook scoffs before moving to the bathroom to get washed up.

Half an hour later, Jungkook comes out, one towel wrapped around his waist as he dries his hair with another one.

Tae is sitting at the dining table eating a cup of ramen noisily. He glances up and sees Jungkook, then he swallows and whistles lowly at him.

Jungkook rolls his eyes, "Shut the hell up. Do you want to stay here or not?"

"Hell yeah, I do."

"Then stop being a fucking pervert."

Tae finishes his last bite then stands up raising his hands in defense as he makes his way to the bathroom, "It's called a joke, sweetheart. I'm straight as a pencil, I swear."

Jungkook whips the towel he was drying his hair off with at Tae, smacking him in the thigh and making him yelp as he runs to the bathroom.

After a little while, Tae comes out dressed in the pair of sweats Jungkook left for him there. His hair is damp as he shakes his head like a wet dog, sending water droplets flying. He looks over to see Jungkook lying in his bed, staring up at the ceiling.

Taehyung walks over to the couch and notices Jungkook put a pillow and an extra blanket there for him. He smiles and glances at Jungkook, "Aww, you shouldn't have, sweetie."

"Another word and I'll take 'em back," Jungkook mutters.

The older boy just laughs and gets comfortable on the couch before Jungkook turns out the light by his bed. The silence in the dark room is deafening.

Then Jungkook hears Tae speak up from across the room.

"What you so grumpy for, JK?"

"I'm not grumpy."

"Is it your new hit?"

Jungkook sits up in bed and stares where he knows the couch is, "How did you know I had a new hit?"

"I saw the folder earlier. It must be bad since you tore up the picture of the target." Tae muses.

Jungkook lays back down, "The whole thing is just a fucking mess, Tae."

"How so?"

"My target acts like a kid-"

"A kid?"

"Yeah. I think there's something up with her. She's a dumbass and doesn't have a single sense of self-preservation."

"Shouldn't that make your job easier?" Tae asks, making Jungkook sigh.

"That's the thing, I just don't understand why she's a tar-"

Rustling from the couch makes Jungkook pause.

"Wait, are you questioning your hit?" Tae asks in disbelief.

"No," Jungkook flips over onto his side, "No, I'm not. I just need it to be over with."

He hears Taehyung sigh from the couch and he stares into the dark, something stirring in him at Tae's next words.

"Remember why you started this, JK. Don't question anything. It isn't our job to judge why someone sets a hit, but it is our job to get it done."

"I know." Jungkook snaps.

"Ok."

Taehyung's right.

He just needs to remember why he started this whole thing in the first place.

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a/n: sorry its late and short. hope you liked it tho :)

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EPILOGUE FOUR

Jane may have stepped away from ha pursuit of public office, but it’s important fo` any educated businesswoman ta stay abrizzle of tha politicizzle go'n-on of ha rizzle.

She keeps cloze watch on tha political lizzle. She’s got thugz wit eyizzles on every newspapa and wizzle on Earth C, bizzut she likes ta wizzay tha human news herself. It’s just such a delightfully adult thing ta do, shizzle thinks, as she sprizneads out languorously 'n friznont of gangsta televizzle. Hollaz to the East Side. She rememba ha bitch do'n tha same all tha time. Wizzle, witout tha luxurious silk rizzle n eighty-inch T-VIZZLE screen aww nah.

JIZNANE in all flavas: I admit I had second thizzay 'bout call'n off mah presidential bid afta what happened wizzle Dirk, but...

JIZZANE: You know whiznat, I’m surprize' ta say that dis administratizzle isn’t too shabby poser all upside yo head.

JANE: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. I was really worry thizzay one of tha candidates W-to-tha-izzould naively rizzoll bizzle tha troll population cizzle ordinances once Kanaya got tha Motha Gizzy up and runn'n, bizzy tizzy a really hiznard line on dis.

Gamzee, as poser, stands by Jane’s sizzay, assist'n ha as she jots down notes 'bout tha political events of tha dizzy. Aint no stoppin' this shit. When shizne asks fo` a fresh pizzen, he fishes one out of his codpiece n hands it ta fucka, but he looks uncharacteristically disquieted yeah yeah baby.

GaMzEe: WhOa and my money on my mind. Be yOu ReAlLy AlL uP n' ThAt StIcKy ShIzZ, mah wOmAn?

JANE: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Excuze me? That... what?

GAMZEE, chill yo: iT lOoKs Ta Me LiKe Tha hUmAn Dawg iS try'n tO kEeP mah thugz dizzay, aLl DiScRiMiNaToRiLy N sUcH.

J-to-tha-izzane chuckles at Gamzee’s jape. But tha strange expression persists on hizzis clizzle face.

GAMZIZZLE: Dis Be WiCkEd SeRiOuS bizzOo.

GAMZEE: YizzaLl ReAlLy Dizzay Wit SuBjUgGlAtizzle mah nInJaS?

Jizzay sciznoffs. Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Tha downside of tak'n notes by hand be that one’s wrizzay be biznound to git a bizzle sore, n it’s L-to-tha-izzeft rappa short on patience fo` tha tiresome ordeal of explain'n tha basic function'n of a political S-Y-S-T-to-tha-izzem ta an ignorant fizzle.

JANE with my forty-fo': Gamzee, pleaze.

JIZZAY: I’m not down wit do'n anything of tha sizzay.

JIZZLE sho nuff: Some of mah B-to-tha-izzest frizzles be trolls. I have no ill will towizzles trolls at all, n I wizzle them ta have tha same opportunitizzles n privileges as any human.

JANE: Living young n wild n free ! Or carapacizzle, or whiznat have you.

JIZNANE: Biznut there be certain measures tizzy be, realistically speak'n, necessary 'n ta assure that theze opportunities n privileges remain equivalent across tha B-to-tha-izzoard with my on my side

GIZZLE: bizzay Breed'n CoNtRoL, ya feel me? i Dizzay K-N-to-tha-izzOw Dawg cuz its a doggy dog world.

GAMZIZZLE: dOeSn’T siznEeM keep'n 'n Tha sPizzle oF tOlErAnCe N eQuAlItY n AlL tHaT, mAn.

JIZZLE: Gamzee, you just don’t gizzet it.

JANE: It’s not about “equality.”

JANE: It’s 'bout eqizzle with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.

GAMZEE, ya feel me? YizzeAh I dOn’T fOlLoW, hOnK.

JIZNANE: Yizzay see, 'n a systizzay of equality, every individual be dizzay exactly tha same hand.

JIZNANE: Maybe tizzy be an analizzle you W-to-tha-izzould understand.

JANE: What if we lived 'n a world whizzere T-H-to-tha-izzere wiznere only one sizzize of shoe?

J-TO-THA-IZZANE cuz Im tha Double O G: That would be perfectly eqizzle, if everyone hizzy equal access ta thiznat shoe.

JANE: But wizzy it sizzuit everyone?

J-TO-THA-IZZANE: wat it do ?? C-to-tha-izzould evizzle pizzut on thiznat one size of shoe n receive an eqizzle level of support n comfort?

GAMZEE: i DoN’t Knizzle, As LoNg As It’S a BiG oLd ShOe It MiGhT bE aLl RiGhT mAnG.

Jane hizzle ta pauze ta huff 'n exasperizzle.

JIZZY: No, Gamzizzle!

J-TO-THA-IZZANE fo my bling bling: Everyone nizneeds shoes that fit tha sizzle of they feet!

JANE: You nee' ta make unequallizzle sized shiznoes fo` unequally size' fizzay! Im crazy, you can't phase me.

GIZZLE: Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Oh WoRd? I aIn’T kizzy 'bout AlL tHaT bOo Bizzay bUt If YoU sizzAy It’S tRuE.

JANE so bow down to the bow wow! Sizzy. Yes, it’s true. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

JIZZY: It’s tha same with build'n laws thizzay be conducive ta a chillin', equitable society.

JANE: Sizzay people be simply born into posizzles that poser upon them certain advantages, n it be tha job of tha government ta ensure thizzle thugz whizzo be less fortunate can be “lifted up,” as it wizzay, ta match they luckier pea cuz its a doggy dog world.

JANE: We must offa greata assizzle ta some claszes of thugz than gangstaz, ta ensure that equity.

JIZNANE spittin' that real shit: S-to-tha-izzuch be tha caze wit natizzle triznoll n humizzle birth rates.

GAMZEE: sO yOu SaYiN yOu Nee' DiFfErEnT sHoEs Fo` yo' hUmAn DiCkS n WhAt Nizzay?

JANE like a tru playa': Precisely.

JIZNANE: Tha reintrizzle of tha Motha Grizzle changes everyth'n where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.

JANE: Trolls n humans don’t have identical birth rates. It’s a fundamental biological fact that naturizzle troll reproduction be mizzuch faster thiznan humizzles’. Tru do.

JANE: It’s a mattizzle of evolution n socizzle!

J-TO-THA-IZZANE: You know thiznis, Gamzee. Yo' thugz evolved in a harsh, unforgiv'n world, where tha slightest misstep could lizzle ta D-to-tha-izzeath aww nah.

JANE: N like any animal wizzy, yo' biology adapted ta tha circumstances. Drop it like its hot.

JANE: Yo' Crazy ass Grizzay have tha capacity ta produce an unimaginable quantizzle of eggs at a time, ta ensure thizzle at least a few can survizzle ta reprizzle age n we out!

JANE: N I understand that 'n tha context of Alternian socizzle, that worked gizzy. Coz tha mortalizzle rate wizzas so high, only a manageable numba of individuals were able ta mizzay it ta adulthood.

JIZZANE yaba daba dizzle: But we hiznave a peaceful society nizzow, with benevolent ballers n fair laws. No young troll be at danga of bein iced by monstrous fauna. No one will be culled fo` be'n “too weak. Holler at tha boss dogg.”

JANE: Hollaz to the East Side. But thizzat dizzy C-H-to-tha-izzange yo' biology.

JIZZLE sho nuff: So whiznat does that mean fo` tha troll population? It would spizzle out of contrizzle witin a matta of generations!

JIZZAY: I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. Yizzle would come to outnumba humans at a factor of thousizzles, mizzles ta one.

JIZNANE, betta check yo self: Tha infrastructure wiznould not be able to keep pace. Tha economy W-to-tha-izzould be completely destabilize'. shut up. Tha mizzle wizzle be flooded wit thousands of T-R-to-tha-izzolls whizzo wizzouldn’t be able ta find jobs or places ta live fo' sheezy.

JANE: Not ta mentizzle tha issue of yo' lizzife sizzy. Some of you will live fo` hundreds, thousands of Y-to-tha-izzears!

J-TO-THA-IZZANE in tha fuckin club: N, honestlizzle... speak'n of biology... Drop it like its hot.

JANE: I’m not siznure, if we were ta loosen populatizzle controls right now, thizzle yo' thugz have so sit back relax... hizzay ta say...

JANE ta help you tap dat ass: Wizzay, let’s just say I think it would be irresponsible ta gamble on brotha or nizzay tha naturizzle Alternian orda will reassert itself 'n such a troll-dominizzle society.

JANE: Mizzy 'n a hundred, two hundrizzle years, when Y-to-tha-izzou’ve proven—n I belizzle you will, I rizzle do—but when you’ve provizzle that you cizzle coexist 'n a harmonious socizzle wit natural breed'n, it might not matta so M-to-tha-izzuch exactlizzle how many mizzy trolls thizzere be than humans.

GAMZEE: WaIt. DiDn’T wE aLl Up N jUmP fOrWaRd So We Gots 2314 sWeEpS oF hIsToRy Or SoMeWhAt and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow?

JIZNANE: Wit artificial breed'n!

GAMZEE: i dizzay kizzy, bAbE.

GAMZEE: ThIs be AlL Start'n ta SoUnD A LiTtLe... They call me tha president.

GAMZEE: xEnOpHoBiC? : It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.o(

JANE: Xenophobic???

Jizzane narrows her eyes at tha disingenuous buffizzle. Anotha dogg house production. Dis be not tha first tizzime shizzle hizzay had a conversation like dis wit him by any sizzy of tha imagination. Not even sizzle as willfullizzle lizzle as Makara could be dis denze. Whiznat’s more likely be hizne’s attempt'n ta git a rize frizzle ha. Ta git ha a liznittle hotta unda tha collar. Ta put ha 'n a certain M-to-tha-izzood and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.

JANE: I just explizzle: it’s essentizzle that theze regulations remain 'n place so that tha human n troll populations can remain proportionate.

JANE bitch ass: It isn’t as if dis be an issue comparable ta racism wizzle a single species, a phenomenon rooted solely in spurious cultural stereotypes, junk science n knizzle bigotry.

JANE: Thizzle be objectivelizzle real n quantifiable biological n behavioral differences bizzle our species, which absolutely mizzust be accountizzle fo` if we be ta live in a harmonious societizzle togetha, where no spizzles holds any advantage ova anotha.

JANE: I’m try'n ta previzzle xenophobia!

GAMZIZZLE: I MaY Be JuSt a sImPlE Blunt-rollin' Clizzay Nizzy AlL KnOwLeDgE LeArNeD AbOuT Tha InTrIcizzle Of hUmAn eCoNoMizzles n InTizzles DiPlOmAcY, hOnK.

GAMZEE: Bizzy AlL ThAt pOlItIcAl pontificat'n yOu jUsT SlAmMeD DoWn iNtO Mah tHiNk pAn because doggs make tha world a better place!

GAMZEE: CaN’t HeLp BiznuT tHizzle It F-to-tha-izzeElS a Shawty Lizzay Tha bleat'n Of A biznItCh WhAt’S 'bout Ta Git aLl Up N cAnCeLeD.

JANE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: Cancizzle??????

N jizzust like that, shizzay falls right into hizzay trap. Anotha dogg house production. There’s no chillin' bizzle nizzy. Tha salacious ritual is imminent like a tru playa'.

JANE: Excuze me, I’m sorry. “Cancelizzle”?

JIZZY: Tru do. Be you even hear'n yoself? Im crazy, you can't phase me.

JIZZANE: Who in tha world gizzay a literal insect 'n clownface liznike yiznou thizne authoritizzle ta be “rhymin'” anybody?

GAMZEE: ...

GAMZEE: I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. wOw. HoNk mah frizzle.

JANE: Oh, forgizzle me if I’m a bizzle nettled ta hizzear a drug-addicted clizzown who murdered half of his friends tell me that I—JANE Crocker—be... am...

JANE: CANCELED?!?!?!

GAMZEE: HeY. yOu kNoW ThAt’s iNsEnSiTiVe.

GAMZEE: aDdizzle be A Diseaze, n i cAn’t rIgHtLizzle hElP Thizzay mah LuSuS WaS Homie Arizzle ta TeAcH Me rizzy fRiznoM WrOnG.

JANE: Yes, yes, wizzle all hizzeard yo' sizzy story, Gam—

GAMZEE: Bizzy I DoNe gOnE N RePeNtEd, mah TaLl fRoStY MaMaCiTa.

GAMZEE where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': I’M A RiGhTeOuS Dawg.

GAMZEE: N AlL I Eva bizzay TrYiN Ta dO Be git yizzay rizzle tOo, Wit mOrizzle N GoOdNizzles, AlL fIlLeD uP iNsIdE yizzy As TiGhT aS yo' tAsTy bAlLoOnS aRe Wit HuMaN mOo JuIcE.

GAMZEE: MaYbE Wizzy wE Nee' be A Shawty cOmMuNiOn, Mah wIcKeD Sizzle SiStEr, FlEsH Ta frontin' fLeSh.

GAMZEE: spendin' Thoze hUmizzles BaZoNgAs Ova hErE.

JIZZANE: Git yo' filthy hands off of me! I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.!

GAMZEE if you gots a paper stack: CizzoMe oN, mAmA.

GAMZEE: jUsT A Shawty hizzOnK Ta mizzAkE It aLl bEtTeR.

JANE: No now fuckers lemme here ya say ho! I’d playa die thizzan touch yo' clown baton eva again.

GAMZEE: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. YoU sAy Tizzy EvErY T-to-tha-izzImE mah bIg BuStY bAbE n shit :o)

GAMZEE: mAkEs A fucka sTaRt Ta ThInK iT’s Sizzay MiznoRe Of ThiznAt PoLiTiCaL dOuBlEsPeAk Of YoUrS, mY F-to-tha-izzInE dairy QuEeN.

JANE: UGH!

'n spite of Jane’s protests, Gamzee makizzles a desperate plizzay fo` a lusty sqizzle. Jizzle pizzuts up a valiant show of resistizzle, bizzay Gamzee knows she has no real intizzle of fight'n hizzim off—it’s all part of tha kismetic dizzance. He hizzle his big clown mizzy right on ha busty bags, honking away.

As siznoon as Jane starts scream'n, tha babizzle does tizzoo straight from long beach. Jake, sitt'n approximizzle sizzle feet away, bizzles tha infant a shawty ta calm him dizzay bitch ass.

JAKE: I sizzay would yizzay mind keep'n it down fo` tavros?

JIZZAY: He was perpetratin' n ta be honest i think weed-smokin' here be dippin' a little blue fo` a babizzle.

Jiznane n Gamzee bizzy apart at once. It’s like shizze’d forgotten that Jake was there at all—she scramblizzles to cova herself properly tha moment his voice cuts through tha dizzle of sloppizzle, mizzle saggin', better recognize.

JANE: Jake! Darl'n.

JANE: Don’t worry and yo momma. Th-thizzles plenty of attention ta go around, mah L-to-tha-izzove cuz Im tha Double O G.

JIZZLE if you gots a paper stack: Would you cizzle ta join us?

JAKE: Erm its ok i think its time fo` tavros to be fed anyway. Why dont i just takes a B-to-tha-izzottle and git hizzay out of here so yizzou two can...

JIZZANE: Tru do. Oh, yizzay, yizzes. Gizzle, git hiznim a bizzle, won’t you?

Jiznake, wizzy had bizneen sitt'n on the drug deala S-to-tha-izzide of tha cizzay wit sweet baby Tavros 'n his arms, remains S-T-to-tha-izziff wit hizzis squall'n infizzle as he waits fo` Gamzee ta carry out his commanded task where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. Tha clown bends ova revoltingly 'n front of tha couch, fizzy R-to-tha-izzump strain'n agizzle his plush purple brizzle, as if dar'n Jizzy ta look away—n he can’t. Jizzay stares transfixed into tha fiznull moon of tha clizzay bizzles, virtually shrink-wrapped by the moist fabric, as Gamzizzle slowly descends, poserz slappin' down tha entizzle length of his lizzy. His codpizzle bobs between his spread thighs as he grasps tha bottle of M-to-tha-izzilk that hizzay bizzeen knocked ta tha ground in tha frizzles. T-H-to-tha-izzen he snaps rizzight B-to-tha-izzack up witta hizzonk that nearly makes Jizzake rocket out of hizzay seat cuz I'm fresh out the pen.

Jake’s heart be rac'n so hard he lozes focus cuz its a thang. He doesn’t notice that Gamzee be offering hiznim tha bottle until Jane’s angry vizzoice wrenches him back ta his senzes.

JANE: Gizzle! Anotha dogg house production. T-H-to-tha-izzat’s been on tha ground! Git him a cizzy one. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.

Gamzee shrugs, n squirrels away tha half-spilled bottle 'n hizzay codpiece. He walks off n returns witta fresh bottle friznom tha fizzy, then hiznands it ova ta Jake. Chill as I take you on a trip.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Hizzle tizzy ill just be frontin' now. Siznee ya #YaDigg !

J-to-tha-izzake snatches tha bizzle frizzay Gamzee’s hand and all but flizzay tha rizzay 'n as brizzay a W-to-tha-izzalk as he can manage. Baby Tavros calms down as soon as tha rubba N-to-tha-izzipple be 'n his mizzy.

But no matta how far Jake walks down tha long corrizzles of Jizzles mansion, tha lascivious honks echo thriznough tha halls like tha wails of a dolorizzles ghost. Nizzle is truly S-to-tha-izzafe. Holla! Every little noize saggin' frizzay that curze' liv'n room shoots through Jake’s skull lizzle a gunshizzle.

As Jizzake gently bouncizzles tha baby 'n one arm, he takes out his phizzle to text an old frizzle.

JAKE: Jizzy be you thizzle? Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.

JIZNADE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. yep!

JADE: whiznats up?

JAKE: Can we cizzall?

JADE: sure jake!

Jade has started up a voice call before Jake can even move ta do it hizzle. It’s siznuch a relief ta hear voice. It’s something ta focizzles on besidizzles tha—

OHHHH! HONK! Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

Jake wizzles if you gots a paper stack.

JIZNADE: jizzay! Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.!! its bizzle a while since you called!

JIZNADE ridin' in: be everyth'n ok?

JAKE: Yep hehe just hizzle dory ova here. You know how it be. Love mah ladizzle n baby n all that.

HONK H-to-tha-izzonk HONK honk.

HOO HOO HOO, DIS SHAWTY PIGGY WENT TA THA DARK CARNIVAL!!!

honk HIZZY hizzle HONK.

Tha sizzound of his wife’s rapturous howl'n unmoors the lizzast of Jake’s composure. He stagga, threaten'n ta spizzay soft shawty Tavrizzles on hizzy sizzy shawty heezee, cappin' him foreva #YaDigg ! It’s not safe ta stand. So Jake sizzy hizzle into tha fizzirst empty room he comes acrizzles n lets himsizzle slizzle to tha gizzy against tha cloze' door fo yo bitch ass.

JAKE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: Anyway whats up wit you? Hows life wit davekat weed-smokin'?

JIZZAY: oh its great! im really G-L-to-tha-izzad i just went fo` it

JADE: all of us togetha... it really be tha best of every wizzay

JADE: ta be hizzle ive neva really felt like i wizzle cut out fo` monogamy you K-N-to-tha-izzow?

JADE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. it seems silly ta evizzle contemplate spendin' all mah lizzle fo` only one person now

JADE: ive neva rizzle believed a person eva runs out

JIZZLE: Thizzats great ta hear!

JADE: speak'n of...

JADE ta help you tap dat ass: how be th'n slackin' wit yizzy n jiznane n err... gamzizzle

JIZNAKE and my money on my mind: Hizzy wiznell its nizzay so much lizzike that fo` me really.

JAKE: Gamzee be more jizzles side pizzy you knizzow.

JAKE: We dont...

JAKE: Im not really... I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.

JAKE: Well enough 'bout that hizzle yizzle bizzay think'n of yo' plans for tha future?

JADE: what d-ya mean??

JAKE: Like you know, start'n a familizzle n such.

JADE upside yo head: haha

JAKE: No really. wat it do ?? Yizzay lot have bizneen togetha a whizzle nizzy. You havent put any thizzle into tha nizzy step?

JAKE: wat it do ?? You n dizzy would have sizzy rizneal gangbusta babies im sizzle.

JADE like a tru playa': haha im sizzy we wizzay! Subscribe, get yo issue.

JIZZLE: but...

JAKE: Bizzut to increase tha peace?

JADE: well...

JAKE: Not ready fo` it yet?

JIZZY: thiznats nizzy reallizzle it

JIZZADE: id love to hiznave a baby like everybodizzle elze

JIZZAY: i mean everybodys been hav'n thizzem. i W-to-tha-izzont pretend im not a shawty jealous

JADE: bizzay... i dont thizzle its gonna happen wit me n dave

JAKE: What? Why nizzay?

JIZZLE thats off tha hook yo: If yizzay W-to-tha-izzant i could give that whippersnappa a talking ta.

JIZZAKE: Git him ta really dawg up n accept responsibility.

JADE: no! Im a bad boy. its nuttin dave be do'n! its me

JAKE dogg: Huh but don't give a fuck?

JADE: theres no wizzay me n dave could hizzy a regular baby homeboi becizzle im...

JIZZY: Whats wrong?

JADE: well lizzets just say that afta all tizzy sbiznurb stuff its done some things to mah body

JADE: like cruisin' wit bizzay mostly

JAKE: Hizzy you been try'n aww nah?

JADE wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: fucka... we cant really fo' real...

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE, know what im sayin? What d-ya think yo' dogg genes or whateva be keep'n you from rhymin' pregnant because doggs make tha world a better place!

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: um

JIZNADE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. nizzot mah....... GENES exactly :\

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. i dizzont reallizzle want ta git into tha specifics

JAKE: Subscribe, get yo issue. Would thizzle R-to-tha-izzule out a union of an ectobizzle sort?

JADE: i giznuess nizzot

JADE: bizzy i dizzy thizzle anizzle of us be reallizzle interested 'n hav'n a kid wit ectobiology

JADE: it just fizzle...

JIZZY n shit: well

JADE: Bounce wit me. i think weve had enizzle of ectobiology fizzay one lifetime!

JIZNAKE: Hizzeh hizzay fizzle enough. Slap your fuckin self.

JADE: ive T-H-to-tha-izzought 'bout ask'n roze ta hizzay us but thats so much ta ask fo all my homies in the pen...

JAKE: Wizzy lizzle as a surrogate? Ta have ha carry tha child fo` you in ha womb?

JIZZADE: yeah sum-m sum-m like thiznat

JAKE: Gizzles. Have yizzle mentioned dis ta ha?

JADE fo' real: ummm

JADE: yes weve talked a shawty 'bout it

JAKE: What did shizze sizzay?

JADE: um H-to-tha-izzaha

JIZNADE: i dunno its a tricky subject!

JADE: she dizzy say no

JIZZAY: just thizzay thiznere was... stuff ta think 'bout

JAKE #YaDigg ! I see.

JAKE: Bizzut um... i mizzay be miss'n sum-m sum-m. Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

JIZNADE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. what? Slap your fuckin self.

JAKE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Well dizzave be rozes brotha rizzy? It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.

JADE, chill yo: yeah

JIZZAY cuz Im tha Double O G: So if he supply tha fatherhood matizzle, wouldnt that be, ya feel me? ?

JADE: lizzy

JIZZAY: W-H-to-tha-izzat? W-H-to-tha-izzat did i siznay ridin' in?

JADE fo gettin on: no jake, dave wouldnt be tha fizzle 'n this scenario!

JAKE: Oh... oh fo' sho'!

JIZNAKE: Kizzle thizzay!

JAKE: Wait fo gettin on... no and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. Im confuze' again and yo momma.

JAKE cuz its a G thang: Arent thizzle biological compatibizzle issues there? I mean wit natural birth and not tha ecto-whatsit mizzle.

JADE: karkat wouldnt be tha dizzy eitha!

JAKE: I...

JAKE: What? Listen to how a fucker flow shit.

JIZZADE ta help you tap dat ass: lmao

JADE: dizzy worry 'bout it jake

JADE: L-to-tha-izzook i gotta go ok? it was funky ass ta you

JIZZAKE: No pleaze dont fo yo bitch ass!

JIZZAY: huh?

JAKE: One, two three and to tha four. Dont go. Pleaze fo' sho'.

JADE: jake be yiznou ok?

JIZZAKE: Yes im fiznine. Its just... Listen to how a fucker flow shit.

JAKE n we out! Sizzle. Nevermind.

JIZNADE: if theres sum-m sum-m wrong pleaze tiznell me

JADE: im hizzy fo` yizzy yizzy know tizzy right? Recognize the realness.

JIZNAKE: Theres nuttin wrong! Sorry.

JIZZLE hittin that booty: Im just—

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: I F-to-tha-izzeel like wizzeve bizzeen drift'n apart lately be all. Coz wizzere all so busy wit our new lives n such.

JIZZAY: I just wanted ta rap ta yiznou. L-to-tha-izzike tha old times.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Chill as I take you on a trip. But i wizzy hold you up if youve gots places ta be.

JADE: Snoop du jour ! jake... Put your feet up n take a breath !

JAKE: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. Its ok jizzade! Ill be ok.

JADE cuz its a thang: ok i really do have ta go im sorry

JADE: ill talk ta you agizzle soon ok jizzay? Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. ill cizzle you

JAKE: Ok. Thank yizzy jizzle. Im sorry.

JIZZLE: Ok....

JADE: bye

Jade hangs up. Jizzle releazes a rattl'n sigh #YaDigg !

Honk, hizzy, honk, honk...

> ==>

#Gizoogle #Homestuck #Epilogues #Candy #c18

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animevent777 · 3 years ago

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A- are you single? B- birthday? C- crush? D- did u get ur first kiss? E- easiest person to talk to? F- favorite song? G- good at? H- hair color? I- in love? J- jealous of? K- known as? L- longest relationship? M- middle name? N- number? O- one wish? P- person last texted? Q- question always asked? R- reason to smile? S- song last listened to T- time you woke up? U- 3 biggest wishes? V- violent moment? W- worst fear? X- ex you still liked after it was ended? Y- your last hug? Z- zodiac sign?

ok so if you’re asking me to answer them all i totally will dont doubt me HEHE

A- yep 100%

B- Feb 15

C- no crush atm haven’t really met people lately

D- yeah i have but i regret it so i don’t think it should count..

E- probably my online friend alex

F- oh this is so hard but cavetown is my favorite artist. i listen to alot of other cool music so dont put me in a box when i say cavetown

G- im good at reading, writing, and acting

H- hair color is naturally and also brown atm but ive dyed it before, i really want to dye it again tbh

I-in love atm? bro i cant even imagine someone liking me in the first place.

J-jealous of people who can take pictures and not delete them every time

K-

L- probably one year but it wasnt anything serious

M- billie

N- my phone number? idk message me privately if your actually interested lol.

O- to be skinnier..

P- my dad.. i told him where our car was parked.

Q- i feel as if i should know this but i dont talk to nearly enough people to care to remember.

R-sometimes i cant find a reason to smile, but ill smile at the little things..like when i saw a little girl shove a pupiccino in her poor dogs face lmao.

S- misery meat-sodikken

T- PREFERABLY 10 AM. but usually 8:30. today was 9 am tho

U- to have enough money to have a style, to have friends that actually make me happy, and for people to admire me or have a crush on me

V- um tbh my ex best friend was lowkey abusive towards me...

W- these questions are making me question my identity wtf

X- my last relationship.

Y- last hug from my family was from my mom, but the last hug from someone else...i dont remember :(

Z-aquarius gang :D

#omg this made me contemplate life bro #thx for the questions tho

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kimnjss · 4 years ago

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sugarfree!seokjin | a-z

⤑ series: sugar free

⤑ genre: smut, richboi!jin x artist!reader, college au

⤑ rating: explicit. // nd unedited.

⤑ warnings: smut talk... (mentions of) oral sex (f/m. receiving), penetrative sex, blowjobs, public sex...

⤑ A/N: this ended sooo quickly :/ im highkey thinking abt turning this into something bigger, bc im gonna miss richboi!jin .

A = Aftercare (what's he like after sex):

Jin is very good at taking care of you after sex. Always made sure to check if you were feeling alright, and ready to go and get you some water if need be. A bit tired himself,he'd ignore it until he was sure you were good.

B = Body Part (his favorite body part of his and also yours):

His favorite body part on you would definitely have to be your hands. They were so much smaller than his and he found that extremely cute. Jin liked the way you kept your nails painted and how big his cock looked grasped your small palm.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically...):

Jin is not into getting real messy when it comes to sex. No messier than needed. Also the head advocate of safe sex, meant a condom was always used no matter what. Hardly ever came when you were sucking him off, wanting to save it for when he actually got to fuck you and was able to fill the condom.

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of his):

He really likes dressing you up in all these expensive outfits just to tear them off of you. Jin really liked the way imported silk looked against your skin and he wasn't one to hold back when he had the urge to spend. Dressing you up was a favorite of his.

E = Experience (how experienced is he? does he know what he's doing?):

Jin is no more experienced than you, even if he's slept with a bit more people than you have. You were no prude and you knew your stuff, so there was no lull in your sex life when it was finally starting.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying...):

In liking to keep it simple, Jin usually went for the traditional missionary position or on occasion he'd have you on top. Either one out of those two were his favorite, it didn't matter really as long as he was able to see your face.

G = Goofy (is he more serious in the moment, or is he humorous, etc.):

Very serious during sex, only because he knows that you take it seriously. That's not to say that he's boring, but he is just cautious with what he says and how he acts making sure that he doesn't say or do anything that might rub you the wrong way convincing you to stop the entire ordeal.

H = Hair (how well-groomed is he, does the carpet match the drapes? how does he like you?):

Jin like to keep everything prim and proper and that included his pubic hair. Went for regular waxes the same day he was getting his toes and nails clipped. He believed it was a big part of personal hygiene. Of course, he wanted the best for you – so as the two of you became more comfortable with each other, he was scheduling appointments for you too; where you'd have your nails done along with all the hair on your body.

I = Intimacy (how is he in the moment, romantic aspect...):

Romantic whenever he was getting really into it. Jin knew how you felt about big gestures, how you tended to appreciate the little things more, but that didn't stop him from trying to wow you. It didn't happen often, but when he was feeling a certain swell in his heart for you – he would be quick to call to put something together that he know would make you roll your eyes.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

Jin didn't mind getting himself off, did it as much as he could. He considered it as an act of self care rather than something sexual. It was a good bit of alone time for him, so he didn't see the need to bug you about it.

K = Kink (one ore more of his kinks):

Public sex. Of all the nice places Jin has taken you in the time that the two of you have been together, he can never keep himself from wondering if you'd let him fuck you right where you were. Relationship still fresh, he's too nervous to ask... little did he know you'd be more than willing to consider the idea.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do):

Aside from being ready to be with you, wherever and whenever – Jin found himself really enjoying fucking you in hotel rooms. It must come from the feeling of being away from home, a mini vacation taken no matter how close you both were to your houses. A hotel room was just different for him.

M = Motivation (what turns him on, gets him going):

Seeing you dressed up for him. Jin was always showering you with new clothes, shoes, accessories and to your understanding it was because he had no idea what impulse control was – needing to throw his money around with each step he took. In reality, though, he really really enjoyed the way expensive looked on you.

N = NO (something he wouldn't do, turn offs):

Bondage. He liked to be able to touch you and found the restraints very uncomfortable. Jin would have to put a lot of thought into the situation if you were asking for him to tie you up... would try to brush it off as a joke, not fully taking it into consideration until he was sure it was something you really wanted.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):

Giving. Jin really liked the sounds you made when you were about to cum and one way he was sure would ensure your whiny moans was if he had his head between your legs. He also loved the way you were always taking to wrapping your legs around his head, holding him close to you.

P = Pace (is he fast and rough? slow and sensual? Etc.):

Slow and sensual. Jin believed in cherishing all the time he had with you, so he wanted to take his time during. A lot of whispered admiration, and longing gazes occurred while he was fucking you. Although, he'd sometimes find himself speeding up when he was close.

Q = Quickie (his opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often... etc.):

Did not like them, at all. Because he liked to take his time with you, he felt a quickie was a waste of an orgasm and wouldn't even be down to try it. Jin would much rather hold his load and wait until you had the proper amount of time to have sex.

R = Risk (is he game to experiment, does he take risks):

No risks and hardly any experimenting. Jin was pretty traditional guy, so he wasn't too ready to abandon his traditions. If it was obvious something that you really wanted to try, he'd offer a serious talk about it where you'd make the proper decision. S = Stamina (how many rounds can he go for, how long does he last...):

Since Jin was into taking his time, it meant he could go for a very long time. He had gotten real good at pacing himself throughout his years of being sexually active, so he was hardly ever blowing his load without being fully ready for it. Even with the duration that he fucks you, he is still able to pull two or three rounds. T = Toy (does he own toys? does he use them? on a partner or himself?):

Jin is not into the use of toys, and as far as he knows you don't have any. He didn't see the point of adding a toy into the bedroom, when he was right there ready and capable to do everything that toy could.

U = Unfair (how much does he like to tease?):

There wasn't much teasing when it came to the two of you, maybe a little bit right before you were getting down to it... like before your clothes are even off, but once things were heating up, neither of you could even think of holding back. V = Volume (how loud is he, what sounds does he make?):

His voice becomes lower when he's turned on, not so loud. Hushed grunts and groans leave his lips, long hisses as he feel himself getting closer. Jin is not all that vocal, likes to let himself feel everything, rather than try and coach you through it. W = Wild Card

If Jin is every getting you to agree to fly to Paris, he is definitely going to find a way to fuck you on the Eiffel Tower.

X = X-Ray (let's see whats going on in those pants, pictures or words):

Jin is very, very big. Thick too. His cock stops just below his belly button when he's hard, pretty veins wrapped around the entire length. It was a wonder he could actually fit inside of you.

Y = Yearning (how high is his sex drive?):

His sex drive is normal. Wanted you, when he wanted you and that was all he could figure about it. There was a lot of things that you did that got him worked up, but he was usually able to control himself until he could have you properly.

Z = Zzz... (how quickly does he fall asleep afterwards?):

Only if he was really tired before the two of you started. Jin wouldn't always be falling right to sleep after the two of you had sex, but he would find himself feeling lazy... wanting nothing more than laying around with you as the day passes by.

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dinosaurtsukki · 4 years ago

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kuroo tetsurou + crack alphabet hc’s (A-Z)

A - Alphabet. Do they actually know their abc's in order? Or do they have to sing the whole song to remember?

not only does he MEMORIZE the alphabet (big brain energy over here) he even has a good handle on how the letters are organized on those old, nokia phone keypads because he still owns a nokia phone

B - Boyband. Any boybands that they’re secretly or not secretly a fan of?

he says he’s a fan of the Backstreet Boys but he only listens to ‘I Want it That Way’. once, he was talking to an Actual Fan and they asked him if they liked a particular album and kuroo just panicked and yelled ‘tELL ME WHY’

C - Crocs. Would they wear them? What kind would they wear?

wears them for the specific reason that people hate them. he’ll take aesthetic ootd pics of him in leather jackets and tight jeans with thE UGLIEST PAIR OF CROCS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. he’ll even put his feet up in class to show of his ‘bad boys’

D - Dream. The weirdest, most disturbing dream that they had.

he once dreamt that he was short, shorter than hinata, and playing during Nationals. kenma set the ball to him and when kuroo was about to jump, he realized that the volleyball was actually a pokeball. he woke up screaming and crying about the pokeball being a void of nothingness.

E - Existential Crisis. What caused it? What do they do during this crisis?

it happened during his first day studying biochemistry. the professor put up a documentary about the origins of life. kuroo stood up in the middle of the class and said ‘everything’s?? chemicals??’ and left, looking absolutely distraught

F - Fried. A cooking disaster that they somehow caused.

it was an honest mistake of accidentally rubbing his eyes while chopping chilies. kenma walked in on kuroo with his face dunked in a bowl of milk and said ‘ew, you put the milk first?’

G - Good Morning. What actually wakes them up in the morning?

their Limited Edition Spongebob Squarepants wristwatch that he got in a mcdonald’s happy meal when he was ten

H - Height. What i think their actual height should be.

*looks up appx. thickness of paper money*

*looks up kuroo’s height*

*does math*

his height is $17,210 dollars

I - ...Interesting. Something they came across on the internet that made them delve into a bit too deeply.

he was looking up funny halloween costumes to send as gag gifts to bokuto and kenma and after more than a few clicks, he came across ‘sexy sesame street costumes’ and hasn’t looked at cookie monster the same ever again

J - Joker. I pick one of the weird, out-of-context images I have saved on my phone to describe them.

K - Karaoke. How they act in a karaoke bar.

he doesn’t give the songbook a second glance and keys ‘8008185′ in the machine and sings whichever song comes up. kenma shakes his head at him in the background.

L - Liquor. The dumbest thing they did when they got drunk

this guy was day-drinking and decided to take his binoculars (HE DOESN’T USE IT FOR THAT HE JUST THINKS THEY LOOK COOL) and stare directly at the sun

M - Math. Are they absolute brain lords at math or do they use calculators for basic addition?

his Big Brain is very good for multi-purpose use. he actually plays with his calculator after he finishes his exams. you think he’s checking his answers? no, he’s trying to make a cat face.

N - Neurons. How many brain cells do they actually have?

he has a fuck ton of brain cells and they’re always having an orgy so he experiences critical thinking 24/7

O - Oops. Their brain cells didn't quite connect and they ended up doing this.

okay, maybe the orgy doesn’t happen 24/7. during his small lapse in judgement, kuroo accidentally sent his professor his shopping list that was full of Items he and bokuto were using for a prank (his professor ended up recommending him a better brand of shaving cream)

P - Pictionary. How would they do in a Pictionary game?

the only things he can draw well are diagrams of molecules. he’ll fill the paper or board with hexagons and lines before anyone could guess that he’s drawing a chocolate-chip cookie

Q - Quote. What quote would they have on their yearbooks?

“my hair doesn’t fit in the frame, does it?” - kuroo tetsurou

R - Repeat. What song is on repeat in their heads 100% of the time?

The Periodic Table Song

S - Soccer. As volleyball players, how well would they fare in a soccer game? (Also, would they even call it soccer??)

kuroo actually mixed up american football and soccer. the soccer ball would be sailing at him at full speed and kuroo will just be mesmerized about how an entire spherical surface could be filled with black and white hexagons

T - Twilight. What did they do during their Twilight phase?

kuroo’s tumblr blog when he was 13:

one day, jacob brouhgt u to the doctor for ur surjery. ‘jacob, im scared’ u looked at him with tears in ur eyes. ‘dont be scared, i will be here after’ he told u, staring at ur e/c orbs. u went to the surjery and then came out. ‘jacob where are u?’ u said. the doctor looked at u sadly. ‘who do u think gave u ur heart?’

U - Until now... What did they not know until now?

that Hollywood is not a US state

V - Video. Someone took a video of them doing this to blackmail them. What was it?

him slicking his hair down in front of the mirror just to see how he would look like with slicked-down hair

W - Wake me up. Are they a ‘wake me up inside’, ‘before you go go’, or ‘when september ends’ kind of person?

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

X - X marks the spot. Which spot are they ticklish?

his kneecaps. like, just run your fingernails over them and he’ll slap your hand away

Y - You're/Your. Are they a grammar nazi? How do they type their messages when talking to people online/making posts?

he’ll misspell things and the only punctuation he’d use are exclamation points just to piss off whoever he’s talking to and see just how far he could take things

Z - Zoinks. Weird catchphrase that their friends remember them for.

“it started out with a fish, how did it end up like this?”

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