#I miss my normal foods

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Doctor: try to eat more greens. They should help with your endometriosis symptoms.

Me: I hate greens.

Doctor: if you put them in a smoothie, you can add fruits to it and it helps with the taste.

Me, after a week of drinking green smoothies: well, whaddya know? I actually feel better.

Also me: I still hate greens.

[desultory-novice]

"...Where did you get that bone, Marx?"

"From the Cooler Meta Knight. He said I could keep this in exchange for getting rid of the rest."

"Whose bone is it?"

"Dunno. Didn't ask. Doesn't taste like Adeleine's so I figure it's no one we know."

"Should I ask how you know what Adeleine's BONES taste like?"

"Magolor, I know what EVERYONE's bones taste like. It's part of their scent."

"How does that...? Never mind. So, what do mine taste like?"

"Charbroiled chili gumdrops marinated in apple cider vinegar."

"...What?"

"It's completely delicious!"

[daz4i]

european followers i need you to do me a favor and go to the nearest city's christmas market. a big one. a very colorful one. go there. for me. bc i can't. do it in my stead...

[tahthetrickster]

@saving-stark yes! my parents had been considering a new kitty playmate for their sad boy Mister E for several months now ever since we lost his previous playmate, my elderly childhood cat Abby… early on, we thought perhaps miss Fiona could be his new playmate but both Mister E and Fiona said that she was NOT indoor cat material and had to go RIGHT NOW

so then they were thinking about adopting one of the jellybeans to be his new friend, but would foster them both in the meantime till i found a new home for the other baby… i’d been looking into some possibilities for homing the other baby, but unbeknownst to me, the jellybeans were putting in overtime at the small and cute factory at my parents’ place, and they decided to adopt them both!! now i get to see them both grow up together yippee!!!!!

also, mama Fiona is doing great! my mother was worried that Fiona was going to be distraught that the kittens vanished suddenly, but honestly since they were already weaned anyway her reaction seemed to mostly just be “oh thank fucking god the babysitter finally came and picked up these kids i can finally relax” 💀

she’s been kinda spoiled by me these last several months while taking care of the jellybeans so she’s decided she has a pretty cushy gig in my backyard and would like to stick around here awhile. and i’m good with that! she seems to be past the indoor-socialization window unfortunately, but such is community cats sometimes. but my parents and i do agree that while the jellybeans have been very cute we don’t need any more of them to try to figure out home situations for so we’re going to get her TNR’d at the vet in a few weeks 👍

[girlivealwaysbean]

pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn

omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Just had my first psychiatrist appointment in like two years! Not to brag, but I improved on mental illness so much that I was upgraded from Bipolar 2 to Bipolar 1! 😎

[freebooter4ever]

i kept control of my legs for an hr and a half after eating 'dinner' so i celebrated for one song

[themyscirah]

Some portrait doodles I did during my flight today

[coffeeallaloneandlord]

The way the quarter mile walk from my house to my polling place has me pass the fire department, the public library, the post office where I have a po box, the small business where I have made a living as a tipped worker for 3+ years, 4 little free libraries, the community food share, public art, and the church where I have gotten free hot breakfast dozens of times..........on my way to go vote...... Makes You Think

[luosaugury]

Sometimes I think it's just so sad that Javik, as a soldier, will most definitely not know how to recreate the most basic of his people's memory-sharing technology. Sure, prothean tech is toted as having supreme quality by the game, working fine even after 50k years, but the same game also shows that they can be damaged, broken, unusable. This is just to say that if Javik's shard breaks, he may not be able to fix it - probably the last link he has to his people.

The shard doesn't have to only hold painful memories. He can add his own. All I'm saying is that it's a piece of technology as normal and intuitive for him as breathing, and one of the few familiar things he has in this new, alien time. And he may not have access to it anymore.

I'm not sure I'm making sense of my thoughts. It's like having your childhood home burnt down and you can only rescue only one of your favourite family albums but now the pictures have been water damaged beyond recognisable. And you live in a time when people just don't understand what a "photo album" or a "camera" is, because they have a different way of safekeeping their fond memories.

[icewindandboringhorror]

recent things

[vanyafresita]

im normal im okay im fine im not crying about fictional characters its fine im alright no worries guys

[rossithepixie]

So my goldfish like to swim to the part of their tank closest to me to watch me but it’s really hard to get a picture of because as soon as i raise my phone to take a picture they swim away.

I know it’s just them not liking my phone because I’ve actually trained them to follow my hand otherwise 🥲

[minotaurfemme]

i will say, the fact that im twinkifying with no change to really anything i do other than my hrt method, i kinda get the lanky tgirl stereotype now.

[42bakery]

Thank you so much for tagging me @captainbradmarchand 😘😘😘

List 3 ships you like: Pedrenzo, Alín and Margaró (not surprising at all)

First ship ever: So this is so vague because I remember wanting Jorge and Dani to kiss and fuck up to en their dram, then again I was like 9 years old I don't really remember. Later it's in between Dramione or Touga/Utena from Revolutionary Girl Utena (don't fucking ask me, okay)

Last song you heard: Nein! The Rammstein song that Rammstein never wrote. It's a Nik Nocturnal and Our Mirage collaboration

Last film you watched: Idiocracy. It's an okey-ish film. It's not spectacular but it's also not bad. And it's kind of an critique about the current society

Favorite childhood book: I don't remember the tittle but it was a storybook. I remember one in particular about a pearl necklace and it getting destroyed and the girl was so sad that cried pearls (I think or her tears become pearls)

Currently reading: Buscando Esposa by Julia Quinn (On the Way to the Wedding) and One Piece among other Mangas

Currently watching: One Chicago (Chicago Med, Chicago Fire and Chicago P.D) and True Bloods

Currently consuming: Nothing

Currently craving: the chocolate cake in the fridge

9 people you’d like to get to know better but feel free to ignore it if you want: @raulfernandez @game-set-canet @bobendsneyder64 @suzuki-ecstar @fabiochampioraro @distinguishedfifty @muxas-world @lil-italian-disappointment and @kevotsuka

[the-mozzarella-brothers]

ghhh i miss being in israel so bad